I ated Tinkerbell.
Ooh. Bad nom nom. How about dis as fairy replacements?
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So you clap and I’ll crap…
omg, congrats on not second
An yoo get a tenth lief?
Congrats on teh nawt sekkund Rodney Dill!
Wood yoo like a song or dens from Peter Pan? Following teh leeder seems apt
i fink Tink be in yur mouf. So kitteh go *pleh* and let her out.
I’s eated Tinkerbell. Will now cough up remains on your pillow.
Have a nice day.
methinks that wud not be such a nise dai…
lmlo
(laffin mai lungz owt)
silli kitteh, is “EETED” nawt “ATED”! hims must’v pasd speling.
Tinkerbell is mah kitteh, u ar pleez not to be throwin her up on dis pillow.
Or is I Tink’s hooman?
crap on, crap off…
actually – glow in the dark kitties might be useful. easier not to trip on them at night.
but dere glowi kitti ies do dat alredi!
srsly, my ebilkat nimbus, his ies luk lyk too ebil pennies shining owt uv da darknes.
*clap-clap-clap*
AI BELEVE N FUR FAIREEZ!!!
Yay, Rodney Dill!! U dooded it!
Iz tim 4 scry storee
… An den, when wenn teh boi dropt teh gurl at her hows, dey found dis in de doar… TEH HOOOK!!
(Kitteh flashes pointy end, baby cats scream.)
oh dat aWP iz atit agin…. aio posted a commentz heer 2 ours ago !! ok tiesz agin..
teh HOOK !! teh oldestest , an mostest well noed ov teh urbun myffz…..
in Pasadeena (callyfoournua, nawt Texxus) teenerz hoo goes to nekk at teh “Chanty Flats” ….awl telz dat stori…
so … ai frowz teh qwestun out…..waz der a Hookman in ur twon ????
(an wher waz taht twon???
Ooooh, I heerd bowt wun in Santee, CA…
An der’s sposeblee still skeeree peepull owt by Spahn Ranch neer Rockitdine hill. No neckin up der, plz! I went der to git purtee pitchers uv City et Nite, but got spookt frum LACK uv noizes! No burdees, coyotees, nuffin! Oooooeeeooo!!!
An in Holleeweerd, storree goze: “Der, awn hims hand, wuz STOCK FOOTAGE OF A HOOK!!!”
Cracks me up!
Hai onceajinx !!! r u sereus baout teh Sphn Ranch??/wehr is dat………
ai hev been to sum plaises taht gived me teh creepys….
but ususuali……/. iz lik ……* drivez up to ur howse, ur AWL alone, iz llait at teh nite, maybi oawt partiying oar sumfin……….an ur jest fine…..an den ….. fur sum reesun…..u getz spookeded…an u fine urselv racin fur the dor as fast as ur feetes wil carri u…..ur breavin hard, hare standin up awn the bak ov ur nek ….ur lukin around lik sumfin gonna JUMP oawt atcha….ur droppz ur keyz awna ground…EEEKK pikzem up reel fast an fumbblez dem agin !!!arghhh!! finalli….u getz teh key ina dor….whew! an no wun anywher haz evver openeded a dor dat fast in teh hisstury ov mankine…an der u ar……standin in ur livin rum…..feelin 3 kinez of a fool….
but teh importunt fing iz…….teh boogie manz dint getcha. !!!!!!!
ai prolly do dat 4 oar 5 timz a yeer…….(prolly shood getz aholda dat majinashun ov mine…..)
oh an wher iz Santee??? ai been heer in Callyfournua sinse 1959, an ai nevver herd ov teh plase….
No Hook in my twon (liddul plais in Mishgin). Teh Hook alwais remines me ov Bill Murree moovie “Meetballs.”
jpet??? Mite we know (of corse dont answer if iz too purrsonal – ai wud nawt bee offended.) whut yur liddle town is? Shera(kittehvet) iz also frum Michigan, as iz Teenie. An ai’m nawt shur hoo else. Ai am too, ov corse!
Flint, Lapeer, Sterling Heights (briefly), Belleville, now Canton. I’m counting Lapeer as my little town. It’s where I grew up.
YAY FURST!!!!!!
awww not really 1st…./sigh
dang. Bettur luck next time.
Dass why is not gud to yellz FURST like dat. Himz (or herz) hoo exalts demself will be humbled, but demz hoo humbles demselfs will bee exalted.
butt congratz fur being second
hallfbeast, yoo cleelee haz a tender hart ov gold.
*ahem* Deer jakeradz. Ai think yoo ar noo – for ai donaught recognize yur nayme – tho yoo haz purrhaps been lurkin??
Eneway – heer – wehn we ar so lucky to be in the – top spot – it iz frowned upawn (rather rigorouslee) to shawt “furst.” Yoo must say sumething reesonablee clever, witte – oar at leest apropo. ENEwun can shawt “furst.” Trai too show us what yoo can reelee do if it happens again.
You wont’ regret it – you will be celebrayted wif amewsing danzes ov joi.
YAY i loves teh danse of joi!!!
Der ya go! We lurvs dem too!
*happitayl wigul shimmee*
Oh noes
wtb new bed time story pls
“Nope, I haven’t seen the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.”
Hooray for a Marvin Martin ref!!
ai luuuvvs dat guy !
Is really Diogenes cat…
Ok, Ah do noze whu Diogenes R, an ah still nawt getz dhis 1.
He carried a lanturn during teh dei, to luk for a honist man.
Kitteh here has teh lanturn part bilt in
Cheerz. Iz funnee anw!
Thanks fur askin, paws4thot – ai dint want to admit ai waz a bit in teh dark. . .
*heddesk*
Dat’s ok…took me a minit tu git it, too!
omg
kittehz eetin evrythin thise dayz
Daknöss kitteh eatz teh daye
Iz liek Fenris Woof?
Noez; ackshullee teh Sun shynez out ob mah mouf!
mouf laz0r activated?
Beets de behind!
Hey kitteh, think happee thorts and u kan flie
An she had a flavur.
But she wuz jess a liet snak.
Get it?
*snerk, snerk, snerk!*
(groan)….dat wuz punny!
Yay! I was gunna say dat wun. Den as I read dis, someone beated me to it
yup, i wuz gonna say it but wurdpres eated it. wif my othur brillyunt commentz. they only print teh lame wuns i comes up wif.
;o)
Yup itz teh spesshul Wurdprez “brillyunt commints filter”. Brillyans detected – nom nom nom. Leik teh kitteh.
oh pleh. i jus HATE puns.
not rly. mai fambli an ai, wee doo comp… cumpet… wee pun aginst eash othr.
medicul studdyiz hav proovveded taht pun maeking iz teh inheriteded trate…..
no suches a fing as onli wun punstur in teh fambly….
wow, salleh, that splains VOLOOMS in mah fambly …
EM, ackshulee, ah R teh onlee punstur in mah fambilee ( well, unless U kownt mah sekond kuzzin’z huzband, who R kalld Bert, wich R shawrt 4 Iain ).
Wow, salleh, dat is so troo in mai fambly.
But can yus mary inter it? Nao mai huzbin maeks teh puns…..ai lubs hims, but dey r nawt so grate, acshully.
Hermmm, I spoze musta bin ma mudder in LOL, hoo dyeded in da 90’s so I nebber met her, hoo givd ma hubbee hims funnee…
Ma hubbee lurvs ta PUNish me, but sumtiemz I can giv a purtee good re-partee!
Fadder in LOL sweet an nice, but I dun tink he da punnee wun so much… enjois hapee an lieks Spike Jonez…. but nawt much uv a funnee tawker….
Ais anglur cat, dis are mai speshul bug luer.
*Bzzzzzzzz*
*Chomp*
OH HAI … UM, DIZ IS A BIT EMBARASSING … BUT IZ MAI MOUTH TEH GLOWING?
Yeth, annit maeks it eesier to spot teh spinnash too.
Talk abowt embarassing…
Ai just haetz it wehn this happenz to mee.
ai is in schul again. mai wurs nightmreow is givn a presntatn wif somfin stuk in mai teef.
Gud mawnin Janet…..apropose ov teh nexx piccure….(nekking up in Chantry Flats, in Pasadena)…….
oh mi frenz…..a nite ai will nevver ever forgets…..ai had a date wiff dis guy….ai was teh lowli freshmun, he was teh mitey Senur…..an ai had teh HUGE crushes awn himz…….BIll Appleby……iz dt noawt a name to conjur up teh romanse wiff???? iza lika soawng….*sigh*
so we r dubbul datin wiff anodder cupul (dont member hoo) but Billl *sigh* an ai wer in teh bak seet ov teh car…..an affer teh movy an burgerz (did ai nevver menshun taht ai am a livelowng lover ov teh burgers?) we drivved up to teh tradishunal spot ovverlukin teh hole San Gabriul valli……
oh ai waz so thillud…ai noed whi we wer goin der…..but ai had nevver kisseded a boi befour…..so ai waz teh scared too…….
*close curtun on maek-out scene der awn dat mountun top*
sooo…. teh date iz ovver…..Bill *sigh * iz walkin me to te3h dor, an he sayz awl cashual-lik….”oh ur maskara runned” ai sed oh “doeses taht awl teh tim”….but ai waz teh redfased kitteh …wen ai walkeded into teh baffrum an luked into teh mirrer…….nawt smudjed maskaraz ….der waz a 6 inches loawng streek ov dat stuff runnin AWL teh wai dwon mi cheek……
mi awkwerd yute….let me sho u
U waz teh hawt nu Freshur, ob kors.
BUJRGERZ!!! DID YOO SAY BURGERZZ???!!! gigglol
Oh, salleh – taht is so funneh!!!! Sumthin liek taht happens to everee gurl sumtiem. ai hoep – an ai am shur menee joyne mee – taht yoo will regale us wif moar tales ov yur awkwerd yute!!
ai am afrade taht min sekret iz oawt….ai iz a stori teller………h**, ifn ai can getz sumbawdy to sit (or standin will do) lawng enuff fur a stori…..oh ai gotz a stori fur evver occashun
*evvery cheezfren awn teh site iz finking to demselvz….oh ai betz ai gotz a okkashun taht u dont hav a stori fur…ur rite….ai was exaaggeratin…as is my wont*
my rJanet….;.WWHHHOOOOO HHOOO!!!!
ai was 18 it waz 1968 an ai waz livin in Newport Beach Callyfournua…..goin to Orange Coast JC (oar Playground of the Pacifric, az we cawwled it)
a situashun fraut wiff a kajillun an 53 possibblites for mayhem an jolli goode tymes..an generaul arrinawn in teh tyme hohoreded tradishun ov collej freshmun everwher !!!
*smilez fondlin to miselv…lost in teh dim an misti reckolekshunz of dose happitail dayz gon bi…..*n (ai wzaz luki ai wazn’t frown in teh gaol, oar WORSE ……ah teh wild chile taht waz me)
Blair Doggie Progekt, yur watchin it.
an I is skeered!!!
…with fava beans and a nice cianti….Clareeeeese!
okay kittehs, gather round, and i will tell u a vewy scawy storee aboot a kitteh wif a hook paw…
LOL! dat ees ackshully a funny storee! imageen teh walk or wear it gets stuck wit teh hookz!
Wuns dere wuz a lolrus hoo wuz barryd wif his bukkit. Him lurvzed teh bukkit. Wun dai sum stoopy teenayj kittehs caym alawng n dug up teh lolrus’s grayv n stolded hims bukkit. Nao hims ghost stalks teh grayvyard, moaning “hoooos got mah bukkit? I miss maaaaaaaah bukkiiiiiiit……Hoooooos got mah bukkit!”
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YOU HAS MAH BUKKIT!
ohh patrick! verree scarreeeeeekkk!
(ai luvs it!! – heers awl mai cheezburgers for u)
EEEEEK!!!
yoo skeered mee, too.
Iz SJ neebai – she iz vereee fond ov teh goast sotrees.
SJ is hidin unner teh table wif teh lukky rabbits fut (is ok, is still attashed to teh rabbit), teh garlic clove, teh crewseeficks, teh bell, buk an candul (teh buk has teh pickshrs of bunnies in), a blak kitteh anna fore leef clover. Plz to maek teh gosties go ‘way!
Kthxbaiaidusnawtbleevingostiesrlyzomgwut’sdatnoys?
mai hubby haz manee funnee ‘capn hook’ storeez. dat waz naym of wun ob siameez kittehs hee gru up wif. kitteh had hook turn at end ub hiz tayl. verre sweet, verree towlerant ub yung chilldrun, n ub kors – verree vokal.
Awl Meezers (a legged lee) has kink at teh end ob teihr tayuls, to keep teh princessessessess rings sayf wen she is bayfing.
Dat’s rite!!! I furgitted dat!
(Yoo ebber trai to put yur rings awn a kitteh’s tayl? Iz nawt so grayt…)
but is teh funneh… oar tyin a balloooonee to tehms tails is fun too.
kitteh, put deluminator in poket, not mouf.
Kitteh gotz no poket. Mouf has to do.
kitteh, putz deluminator in poket, not mouf!
kitteh is deh leprechaun!!!
hart burn, i has it.
Nooo. pre- empted agen!
Perhaps insted ov Binglol, we can plai teh Snap?
menny burgerz to Karen. (an teh Peptobizmol.)
Clap if u beleevs in farry-eetin kittehs.
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
Wen I a bebe, an R kittehs wood look up at da walls an seeleeng at nuffin, ma mawmee wood say dey wuz huntin fayreez!
Wen I adult, last kitteh I had wut did dat wuz ackshoolee purrdictin erfkwayks! He wood look at wall, an make da saddest, weerdest meowrgle noyz evar. Next day, I wood look up erfkwayks online, an see dat de closest big erfkwayks wuz frum da direckshun he bin lookin! Goood Roscoe kitteh!!
♬
Well I’m not uptight
Not unattracted
Turn me on tonight
Cause I’m radioactive
Radioactive
♬
Kitteh had new dentul proseedjur to install fangz.
Wuz whut he wunned fur Crismus – an Santee Pawz brot it!
. . . Wuz nawt so grate ackshuly.
cummon babee liet mai fyre.
Doors ref FTW thanx kittehlurve
Aha! Kitteh has da glow! He can nau defeets Sho’Nuff da Samoorai uv Harlem!
stephenville, tx kitteh sayvez teh whirled bai eeting teh UOF!!1 yay!!11
disembodied hed
glowing in teh nite, vexing
Alis chessie duz
radioactive kitteh haz reached critical mass
“Whut’s teh matter wif ME?! U has a black lite!! Itz 1999!!!”
[/Friends ref]
Ross’s teef! Yay! FTW!
Twaz Dark n Stormee Nite…
kinda reminds me of the setup to a dirty joke actually. something along the lines of
“penguin walks into a car repair shop. mechanic tells him ‘it’s going to be a while’. penguin goes to get some ice cream, comes back. mechanic says ‘looks like you blew a seal’. penguin says ‘no, it’s just some ice cream’.”
“jus fix teh dam fing n leev mah pryvut lyf owt ov it, ok pal?”
stend…u maeded me spew on mai ‘puter skreen…tanks
maed mee snert as well. Remindz mee ov sumthin veree funne taht reelee happend (nawt to mee), butt prollee shudn’t reelee bee repeeted awn thsi FFS.
I lurve dat yoke!!!
y dis not filed under nom?
Wus a lite snak
I’m 100th!
Onlee problem wif bein 100th is peepls too tired to danse fur u.
*waves feebly*
(yay)
Oh mai, kressie647. Taht is just wunnderful. Nawt everbuddee can bee 100, fur shur!
Ai am still laffing so hard at doctorcat’s feeble wave an (yay) taht ai call upon our deer Ceiling Cat to bestow a thousand blessingz upawn ur hed!!!
LOL!!
Iz Unkle Festur’z Kitteh!
I lol’d.
Ai do bleev in kittehs! Ai do! Ai do!
iz Thriller?
lol
OHZ NOE!!!!! IZ BEEN EATED!!!!! LOL
hi u r dumd
What a cute photo – poor Tink! =]
LOL!!! thats funneh
I love this pic! So cute!
tinkerbell is the most famoss farry in the whole wide world……. she is so fantastike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!