Comments on: You lied to me.

By: LoZZie

LoZZie — Sun, 03 May 2009 11:20:21 +0000

de poor kitteh musta bin so upset!!! iz he sno-a-phobic nao???

By: billy

billy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:51:01 +0000

he rules

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:37:46 +0000

But the sterangest site they eber did C
Wuz cream KrE burning up ob Sam McGee.
goggis is sleep, in way to poem buk.
R. Srvic, NEhow

By: fur-tone

fur-tone — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:02:09 +0000

*wayt til next tym he putz on hedfonz…*

By: geechie

geechie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:01:05 +0000

Where are the cats’s footprints going out? Is this a feral/homeless cat from the woods, looking to get in?

By: ophymirage

ophymirage — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:20:20 +0000

Brook – I iz much minded ov anuvver of my kittehs, Zonker, also ober bridge now, but when we lived in Indeeanna, had nice apertment, backde onto small park (literally outside front dorr, ftw!) in snowtimez, Fish (his playmait) wud goze outside, say “PLEH” and runz back in full spede. But Zonker LUVVED snow: wud goze outside, hops around like big snowbunny, rollz on his bak for snow kitteh angel, beez VERY silly in general. wud pounce on teh snowballz if thrown gently in front of him. True dat. have never seen any ovver kittehz do dis..

By: Kafleen

Kafleen — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:56:38 +0000

Which? *sly look*

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:20:56 +0000

Kittehs dun like snow. Dey offen want tu go owt n e ways cuz’ dey seem tu think it ther wil b no snow dis time, or dey forgetz dere iz snow! Den dey go owt an give u a look jus liek dis one dat says, “You lied to me!” liek itz yor fault for teh snow an u promised dem sun and warmf!
Heh, tis iz mah theori, n e wayz.

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:11:48 +0000

Dey R simpul kittehs. But so pritteh (or handsome).

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:04:46 +0000

GMTA, Susan

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:54:10 +0000

mustard be sumthin bout dem tuxedo catzes — my Max wuz also not de sharpess nife inda drawer *sigh* He lubbed de cole wether, tho! We dint get much sno, so I dun rember if he lubbed it oar nawt.

Lucky he kyoot is right!

By: Teh Kyttin

Teh Kyttin — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:45:49 +0000

=( eyez don geet it? sumwon splainz to i plees k thanx bai.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:23:45 +0000

OK then –
DETH BAI CAEK!!!

By: pb

pb — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:08:38 +0000

yay fer Frank Z. Ai members a sawng ub him, mebbe also relebant heir, callded “Penguin in Bondage”.

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:38:09 +0000

wunnerful storie kittehs so funnee

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:36:44 +0000

I tink sombudy trow teh kitteh in snow!! – ware teh kitteh footyprins??? My kittehs r stout midwest boys but mos kittehs–dere pointy enz be startin to show bout naow

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:33:46 +0000

“Hoo U callin fool, fool?!”

By: Αποστόλης

Αποστόλης — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:29:51 +0000

A beautifool cat in the snow

By: pb

pb — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:26:28 +0000

oh teh noarthern lights
hab seen straynge sights …

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:20:34 +0000

n…
“Aminul Farm”
“Ob Mice and Men”
“One Flu Ober teh Cukoos Nest” (An Landed in mah bellie!)

By: inirudebwoy

inirudebwoy — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:20:13 +0000

This one is little sad

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:12:28 +0000

Muss hav gr8 litterature:

“Uncle Tom’s Hairball”
“A Tale of Two Kittehs”
“Catnapped”
“To Kill (and Cook) A Mockingburd”
“Teh (Delicious) Raven”
“Teh Sound and Teh Furry”

By: Mega

Mega — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:41:20 +0000

OMG, dat kitteh was TOSSED out into da snow! Look, u can see where kitteh landed, no foots printz, just big splat hole. Now kitteh is making slo painful way back 2 howse, looking at owner.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:18:52 +0000

I’s n Antartika lukin 4 pengawinz…

Ai heer dey b prakteekoolee chikins. Nom-nom-nom…

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:07:02 +0000

a fren ov mien has a Pomeranun….goggie, an her boifren insistz…..(an will get qwite vehimint awn teh subjek) tath Pommis wer orijinally bred to be teh sled goggies…….

which nevver falez to cdrak me upz…qai getz di mentul imaje …….120 liddle Pommies harnesseded to a sled..;…but u cat seez dem ..teh sno iz too depz…awl u kan see is der liddle poyny eerz poppin up as dey bound frew teh sno…

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:03:33 +0000

AI JUST SAWD DIS WUN! Yay Patrick for the FZ ref. Ai missez him too much.
Lubs yew doin’ Yello Sno in Lolspeek! Genioos!

allwaz wunted tew go dawn to St. Alphonso’s Parish heer and ax wen dey gonna haf Pankake Breffusst…. dey prolly nawt get it, tho….

By: sawa

sawa — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:30:42 +0000

mai berry fayvorit kynd ob lie-brerry!! full ob da berry floofy litratur?

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:27:24 +0000

My black and white kitteh gives me same look when I let her outside dese days. Teh other kittehs I own all no enuf to come bak in teh howse wen they realize, “Iz SNOW!!”, but my black and white kitteh furgets ware door iz (rite behind her!) and runz deeper into teh snow. I watch her throo teh glass az she runz past teh door over n over. Sometimez I even open door and she runz awai fur no reazon. Wen she finally comez in, she wantz to go bak out 5 secondz later bcuz she forget there iz snow out dere. She doez dis between 1 to 5 timez.

She lucky she kyoot. Couldn’t get by on brainz.

By: Susan

Susan — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:18:49 +0000

“U told me dis wuz teh door into summer!”
OMG LMAO! Dat wuz ekzacktly wut I thot of, doctorcat!!

Oh..da look on dat poor kitteh’s face…i seen it many times on my kittehs face dis winter. Dey keep hopin for teh door into summer.

By: ronniecat

ronniecat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:17:20 +0000

U got itz! Only Homer sez “thermodynamicks” not “fizziks”.

Here’s ur gold star

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:08:25 +0000

Is not pome. Is sawng. Funneh sawng bai Frank Zappa. Callded “Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow.”

By: Grammiekit

Grammiekit — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:00:01 +0000

outstanding, full uv MUCHES win and awsums and snorks!

Fank uus for dis pome!

Grammie

By: Slob

Slob — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:25:25 +0000

Uber-teh-lame

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:25:11 +0000

Dat’s it. Ai is moovin to Florida.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:16:20 +0000

Less do de kitteh snow step (see mah slitely erlier post below).

Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.
Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.

Climb yor hyoomun frend; sit on hyoomun frend liek a furree hat.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:13:58 +0000

Hai, Shera. Yor storee wuz de phunnee.

Mah Gremlin wuz indoor kitteh. Sumtiems in sno, ayd taek him owtsyde an put heem jentlee down in it too see whut he’d do. He then did wun uv 2 tings:

1) Climb me, an end up wrapped arownd mah hed. (Pikshoor five foot two female waring 22-pound orinj cat as a hat.) Owie on de poyntee endz during da peepul climbing event!

2) Tayk a step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. Tayk anudder step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. (Ackshuly, dis sowns liek phunnee dantz – de kitteh snow step.) Den see step 1, just abuv.

LOL. Gotta lub does kittehs! I laffs owt lowd still, tinkin uv dat!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:06:55 +0000

Dreemd ai wuz teh eskeemokitteh
Frozed wynd began 2 blo
Undr mah bootses n arownd mah toeses
Teh frost dat bit teh grownd belo
It b a hunnert degrees belo zero…

N mah mamakitteh cryded
N mah mamakitteh cryded
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Dont b a nawtee eskeemokitteh
Sayv ur moneez, dont go to teh sho

Well ai turned arown n ai sed oh, oh oh
Well ai turned arown n ai sed oh, oh oh
Well ai turned arown n ai sed ho, ho
N teh norvern lyts comencd 2 glo
N her sed, wif a teer n her I
Watch owt ware teh huskygoggies go, n dont u nom-nom-nom dat yello sno
Watch owt ware teh huskygoggies go, n dont u nom-nom-nom dat yello sno

By: K T Cat

K T Cat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:22:10 +0000

Win!

By: Naglfar

Naglfar — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:21:45 +0000

cue kitteh vomit on hyoomin karpit. hyoominz = eevil

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:48:28 +0000

Ai haz frivylus lybroaree!

By: Sylvester's Mum

Sylvester's Mum — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:49:24 +0000

Look – Iz flowted into snoh – no futprintz! Or woz I thrown…..

By: ambercat

ambercat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:34:28 +0000

Ai can has frivolus lybrary?

By: orinoco womble

orinoco womble — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:13:42 +0000

They say dogs are smarter than cats, but you’ll never see a team of cats pulling a sledge through the snow!

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:31:14 +0000

“Caek or Deff?”
“Um, Caek plzkthx.”

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:23:52 +0000

I r serius libryrian. Dis iz serius libryary

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:07:35 +0000

iz sno cone! jus addz flaver……

momcat

By: carosue

carosue — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:54:47 +0000

Heinlein wuz genius. Kinda. Dis bery strang buk to read naow. Much uf teh tale is disruptted by reader stoppin an sayin, “Wut? 1974 is fyochure? Hahahaha!” But teh kitteh part wil be tru 4evah.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:45:35 +0000

good king wenceslases ref
ftw!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:38:26 +0000

Homer sez it to Leesa wen she maded perpetual moshum masheen for sience projeck.

By: mzjackal

mzjackal — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:35:24 +0000

I dont gets it eder