You lied to me.
don worry about wut I sez, just enjoys teh snow liek dis kitteh!
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So How do I make snow-kitteh-angel?????
congratumacashuns! how about a danze to
Leddid Snow, leddid snow, leddid snow!
I will dants foar yu, C’s H and teh nawt secund!
*caper and prants*
*caper and prants*
*slog round in snoshuz*
*fawl ober and maik sno-kitteh*
C’s H congratulations! your winning streak continues…
Less do de kitteh snow step (see mah slitely erlier post below).
Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.
Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.
Climb yor hyoomun frend; sit on hyoomun frend liek a furree hat.
Halp! I dun get itz!
It’s not deep
Heh … bein’ a SoCal prinzess … I didn’t get it either. Course, to me, it wouldn’t matter if is deep or not. I keeps my feetsies inside where is warm an’ dri. Snow an cold is teh pleh!
could also have been –
- It’s not cold
or
- It’ll be fun
U told me dis wuz teh door into summer!
RAH FTW!!!
Heinlein wuz genius. Kinda. Dis bery strang buk to read naow. Much uf teh tale is disruptted by reader stoppin an sayin, “Wut? 1974 is fyochure? Hahahaha!” But teh kitteh part wil be tru 4evah.
“U told me dis wuz teh door into summer!”
OMG LMAO! Dat wuz ekzacktly wut I thot of, doctorcat!!
Oh..da look on dat poor kitteh’s face…i seen it many times on my kittehs face dis winter. Dey keep hopin for teh door into summer.
GMTA, Susan
I tink sombudy trow teh kitteh in snow!! - ware teh kitteh footyprins??? My kittehs r stout midwest boys but mos kittehs–dere pointy enz be startin to show bout naow
i think kitteh does not think sno fun at awl.
My kitteh once wanted to go outside in a blizzard in So Dak.
My folks tolded her it was cold an windy
But her wants to go out NEway
They open door Kelly goes out and FWOOMP
wind blows her against side of howse and she is stuck
Mai daddy picked her up and bring her indoors
she not ask to go owt again
Skittercat yowlz at teh door ever damn day! “Momma, maik teh sno b gone! Ai’ll stamp mai footz an HOUND u til u get summer back! Ai can maik u want 2 do it.”
Hai, Shera. Yor storee wuz de phunnee.
Mah Gremlin wuz indoor kitteh. Sumtiems in sno, ayd taek him owtsyde an put heem jentlee down in it too see whut he’d do. He then did wun uv 2 tings:
1) Climb me, an end up wrapped arownd mah hed. (Pikshoor five foot two female waring 22-pound orinj cat as a hat.) Owie on de poyntee endz during da peepul climbing event!
2) Tayk a step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. Tayk anudder step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. (Ackshuly, dis sowns liek phunnee dantz - de kitteh snow step.) Den see step 1, just abuv.
LOL. Gotta lub does kittehs! I laffs owt lowd still, tinkin uv dat!
wunnerful storie
kittehs so funnee
I dont gets it eder
Indoor toilet seems much better idea now.
lolzz
Plz to nawt be eetin teh yeller sno.
Yah! Itz flavr … not so grate, akshooly
you tried?
EWWWWWW1!
it r moast nawt a lemin sno coan to be shur.
oh hai, Melissa. I haznt seen u fur a wile. Ware I been?
Dis deh new littr u told me about??????
Is OK… I’m standing on dogs head.
yay fur classic garfield chokez
Win!
yu sed eet wuz fud! ai neber eber trusts yoo agin!!
iz risotto
iz sno cone! jus addz flaver……
momcat
snow kitteh are not amused
So many kittehs are not amused
Awwwww, poor kitteh! Is so cold.
Youz threw me into snowbank…I go peez on you bed now…
No joeks! No footprintz to and frum… no wunnder kitteh looks unhappai.
Sno looks deep. Mebbe kitteh tunneld in - like Bugs Bunny.
Ah shooda madez teh leff at Albakurkee!
LOL!! Best comment ever!
and i cannut furgive
hah! so ahl be abul tu walk ober eet cus mai weight is moar spread out eh?
remind me, why du ai lissen tu yoo agin?
um, dr. roarshack, it look like a kitteh. i get it rite?
Dis 1 maded mi LOL. Ai shuldnt b LOLing, Ai m sereus libareein at sereus refferense dexk.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(lolz)
sereus libreryan is sereus
Nebber pull up ICHC at teh refurence dexk!
I r serius libryrian. Dis iz serius libryary
Ai can has frivolus lybrary?
Ai haz frivylus lybroaree!
mai berry fayvorit kynd ob lie-brerry!! full ob da berry floofy litratur?
Muss hav gr8 litterature:
“Uncle Tom’s Hairball”
“A Tale of Two Kittehs”
“Catnapped”
“To Kill (and Cook) A Mockingburd”
“Teh (Delicious) Raven”
“Teh Sound and Teh Furry”
n…
“Aminul Farm”
“Ob Mice and Men”
“One Flu Ober teh Cukoos Nest” (An Landed in mah bellie!)
U sayed dat u wud hab a path shoveled bai teh tiem I came hoam.
no cheezburger in snow. i go seek revenge
U R A MEANIE PANTS STUPID DOG!
Dis iz nawt Ceiling Cat’s dandruff.
I be tmptd do this mai kitteh but noe she gets bak @ me….
I poopz in ur shuz fur dis!
U sayed dat it wud be liek walkin on a cloud.
Insted it liek walkin as a plow.
U sed wyte stuff not wet. Iz wet wen mehlts. U iz gunna pai fur dis.
plz halp. harblz frozn.
Harblz not harry enuf, maeby?
My kitteh has tufts of hair between her toes. Looks funny but gives her feet like snowshoes.