You lied to me.
don worry about wut I sez, just enjoys teh snow liek dis kitteh!
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So How do I make snow-kitteh-angel?????
congratumacashuns! how about a danze to
Leddid Snow, leddid snow, leddid snow!
I will dants foar yu, C’s H and teh nawt secund!
*caper and prants*
*caper and prants*
*slog round in snoshuz*
*fawl ober and maik sno-kitteh*
C’s H congratulations! your winning streak continues…
Less do de kitteh snow step (see mah slitely erlier post below).
Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.
Step in da snow, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted.
Climb yor hyoomun frend; sit on hyoomun frend liek a furree hat.
Halp! I dun get itz!
It’s not deep
Heh … bein’ a SoCal prinzess … I didn’t get it either. Course, to me, it wouldn’t matter if is deep or not. I keeps my feetsies inside where is warm an’ dri. Snow an cold is teh pleh!
could also have been –
- It’s not cold
or
- It’ll be fun
U told me dis wuz teh door into summer!
RAH FTW!!!
Heinlein wuz genius. Kinda. Dis bery strang buk to read naow. Much uf teh tale is disruptted by reader stoppin an sayin, “Wut? 1974 is fyochure? Hahahaha!” But teh kitteh part wil be tru 4evah.
“U told me dis wuz teh door into summer!”
OMG LMAO! Dat wuz ekzacktly wut I thot of, doctorcat!!
Oh..da look on dat poor kitteh’s face…i seen it many times on my kittehs face dis winter. Dey keep hopin for teh door into summer.
GMTA, Susan
I tink sombudy trow teh kitteh in snow!! – ware teh kitteh footyprins??? My kittehs r stout midwest boys but mos kittehs–dere pointy enz be startin to show bout naow
i think kitteh does not think sno fun at awl.
My kitteh once wanted to go outside in a blizzard in So Dak.
My folks tolded her it was cold an windy
But her wants to go out NEway
They open door Kelly goes out and FWOOMP
wind blows her against side of howse and she is stuck
Mai daddy picked her up and bring her indoors
she not ask to go owt again
Skittercat yowlz at teh door ever damn day! “Momma, maik teh sno b gone! Ai’ll stamp mai footz an HOUND u til u get summer back! Ai can maik u want 2 do it.”
Hai, Shera. Yor storee wuz de phunnee.
Mah Gremlin wuz indoor kitteh. Sumtiems in sno, ayd taek him owtsyde an put heem jentlee down in it too see whut he’d do. He then did wun uv 2 tings:
1) Climb me, an end up wrapped arownd mah hed. (Pikshoor five foot two female waring 22-pound orinj cat as a hat.) Owie on de poyntee endz during da peepul climbing event!
2) Tayk a step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. Tayk anudder step, shayk de paw, luk disgustipayted. (Ackshuly, dis sowns liek phunnee dantz – de kitteh snow step.) Den see step 1, just abuv.
LOL. Gotta lub does kittehs! I laffs owt lowd still, tinkin uv dat!
wunnerful storie
kittehs so funnee
I dont gets it eder
Indoor toilet seems much better idea now.
lolzz
Plz to nawt be eetin teh yeller sno.
Yah! Itz flavr … not so grate, akshooly
you tried?
EWWWWWW1!
it r moast nawt a lemin sno coan to be shur.
oh hai, Melissa. I haznt seen u fur a wile. Ware I been?
Dis deh new littr u told me about??????
Is OK… I’m standing on dogs head.
yay fur classic garfield chokez
Win!
yu sed eet wuz fud! ai neber eber trusts yoo agin!!
iz risotto
iz sno cone! jus addz flaver……
momcat
snow kitteh are not amused
So many kittehs are not amused
Awwwww, poor kitteh! Is so cold.
Youz threw me into snowbank…I go peez on you bed now…
No joeks! No footprintz to and frum… no wunnder kitteh looks unhappai.
Sno looks deep. Mebbe kitteh tunneld in – like Bugs Bunny.
Ah shooda madez teh leff at Albakurkee!
LOL!! Best comment ever!
and i cannut furgive
hah! so ahl be abul tu walk ober eet cus mai weight is moar spread out eh?
remind me, why du ai lissen tu yoo agin?
um, dr. roarshack, it look like a kitteh. i get it rite?
Dis 1 maded mi LOL. Ai shuldnt b LOLing, Ai m sereus libareein at sereus refferense dexk.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(lolz)
sereus libreryan is sereus
Nebber pull up ICHC at teh refurence dexk!
I r serius libryrian. Dis iz serius libryary
Ai can has frivolus lybrary?
Ai haz frivylus lybroaree!
mai berry fayvorit kynd ob lie-brerry!! full ob da berry floofy litratur?
Muss hav gr8 litterature:
“Uncle Tom’s Hairball”
“A Tale of Two Kittehs”
“Catnapped”
“To Kill (and Cook) A Mockingburd”
“Teh (Delicious) Raven”
“Teh Sound and Teh Furry”
n…
“Aminul Farm”
“Ob Mice and Men”
“One Flu Ober teh Cukoos Nest” (An Landed in mah bellie!)
U sayed dat u wud hab a path shoveled bai teh tiem I came hoam.
no cheezburger in snow. i go seek revenge
U R A MEANIE PANTS STUPID DOG!
Dis iz nawt Ceiling Cat’s dandruff.
I be tmptd do this mai kitteh but noe she gets bak @ me….
I poopz in ur shuz fur dis!
U sayed dat it wud be liek walkin on a cloud.
Insted it liek walkin as a plow.
U sed wyte stuff not wet. Iz wet wen mehlts. U iz gunna pai fur dis.
plz halp. harblz frozn.
Harblz not harry enuf, maeby?
My kitteh has tufts of hair between her toes. Looks funny but gives her feet like snowshoes.
remindz me of furst time Mom’s chiwahwah saw snow. he jumped into teh snowbank and dissa…dysa…sank all da way under. culd hardly get him to goez outsyde to pee after dat. much funneh.
Wevenge is teh dish bestest survded cold.
it r veeeeeeree cold
owt here.
LEMME IN!!!!
Ow! Coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold–
Blankey an hot T nao! Plz! Kfreezin!
Annoyed Human says: You want to go out? Fifteen minutes you’ve been howling to go out. Fine, you can go out already… trust me you’ll wish you hadn’t asked…
dis conversayshun I haz wif my liddle ones ALL DEH TIMES. “OOOOUUUUT!” “no, iz rayning. HARD. you hatez raine.” “OOOOUUUUUT!” “you will be veeerrry unhappy in under two minutez, but okies..” “IIIIIIINNNNNN!”
sometimez I leaves dem outside for a few, just cuz mebbe will keep howlz down for xtra half hours when dey comes in again..
Yez, Iz remembr mi Kitteh Twerp (long ober deh bridge…) who wantd 2 go out when it waz snowing. “OOOOOUUUUUT” so Iz opned deh front dor. She tuk 3 stepz owt and “Pleh!” cold, wet feetzies!
She cum rite bak in.. Iz cud see deh wheelz in her hed turning…. Twerp goes to de KITCHEN dor an demandz 2 go “oooouuut” agin! Surely deh wether out dat dor is betta!
Alwayz maekz me laff to tink of dis….
dat ar full ov win an awsum!
Mai howse built on a Nowf/Sowf axis; teh back door faces Eest an teh front door faces wezt. Mai Printie wood go to back door,pop trhu catflap and return immediately ifn if was raining or windy ( she alwais went out to rlieve herselfs) and tehn went to front door and demanded “OWt!Nao!” This used to maek me laff until I realised – Shee was rite! teh Howse acts as windbrake and teh front gaarden moar sheltered! Mai clevvah bebee ai miss her so.
And Mister he luvvs teh snow (tho not so deep. And Crisp. And even. as this) He plais wiv it an trows it in teh air. Funnee boi!
good king wenceslases ref
ftw!
Brook – I iz much minded ov anuvver of my kittehs, Zonker, also ober bridge now, but when we lived in Indeeanna, had nice apertment, backde onto small park (literally outside front dorr, ftw!) in snowtimez, Fish (his playmait) wud goze outside, say “PLEH” and runz back in full spede. But Zonker LUVVED snow: wud goze outside, hops around like big snowbunny, rollz on his bak for snow kitteh angel, beez VERY silly in general. wud pounce on teh snowballz if thrown gently in front of him. True dat. have never seen any ovver kittehz do dis..
srsly, u is so rite! mai marbul tabbeh alwais begs teh moastest wen is rly rly yicky owtsied.
“Mommeh pleez, Mommeh pleez, Mommeh PLEEEEEEEEEZ lemme go owts!”
“No bebeh, is snowin liek crazee an icee an windy, is much pleh, nawt gud fur teh littul kittehs.”
“Mommeh u is rong all I wants is to be goin owtsied, c’mon pleez pleez PLEEEEEEEEEEZ! NOW!”
Sumtiems I duz nawt let. Uvver tiems I gets tired uv teh plain… playnt… pafetick crais and sez “OK bebeh, go on then.” Himz maeks it as far as teh top step.
“Oh… u sed wether wuz much PLEH. I thotted u sed much PLAY. Mommeh pleez to be lettin me bak ins, I can has seckund brekfists nao? An then nyss cozy nap in teh beeg cushy dogbed?”
Sigh. Gotta love ‘em.
only onse did i saw one of mah indoor kittehs go out into teh sno (on teh leash).
Wat amazed me is she wuz trying to lift ***all 4 pawz offa teh ground at teh same time***. I sed, “kitteh, in this howse we obeyz teh lawz of fiziks* and that cannot be done!”
*simpsons ref any1?
popcat!
Homer sez it to Leesa wen she maded perpetual moshum masheen for sience projeck.
U got itz! Only Homer sez “thermodynamicks” not “fizziks”.
Here’s ur gold star
Oh that’s a face of “I’m so NOT amused with this white cold stuff!”
Awww…poor kitteh
“Ye canna change teh lawz of fiziks
lawz of fiziks, laws of fizicks,
Ye canna change teh lawz of fiziks
Lawz of fiziks, Jim.”
Kitteh iz nawt fan
ubz coald dry wet stuff Hewminz
enjoy cawlleeng ‘Sno’
Luuked so invyteeng
at furst. Now datz Kitteh iz
owtsyde. Nawt so mutch
‘Sno’ iz verreh weerd
Nawt sturrdee atz awll. Kitteh
wantz bakk Insyde now!
Jack.
Hokay. Wut ai don get iz: no traks to kitteh. Luks laik kitteh fel sleeps an snoed on top uv kitteh. Den kitteh wakeded up undr sno. No want!
Ai fink da stoopy hoomins throwded the kitteh out dere!
dere iz traks, behind kitteh. you can see tiny paw poof prints, den I tink kitteh took a big dive, look at all da snow packed down behind him!
U SED THAR WUZ CAEK
still alive
still alive
hrm, dis wuz spozta be replai to GenX Hero, up ther
aaaaaagh it is NOW… dam u WurdPrez! u wins dis tiem!!
Dere’s no sense cryin’ ovr ebrey mistaek
u jus’ keep on tryin’ till u run otta caek.
“Caek or Deff?”
“Um, Caek plzkthx.”
OK then –
DETH BAI CAEK!!!
it are sno. let me in.
Sno’ ballz?? …I gotz ‘em
IT ARE SNOW
LET ME IN
Seen dis one any1? I saw it on teh interwebs an’ postied it to cheez an’ tofu, but I guess dey didn’t liek it.
he rules
up periscope
snowy-kat wants a Sno-Cat so can be chasing snow-shu hairs
They say dogs are smarter than cats, but you’ll never see a team of cats pulling a sledge through the snow!
a fren ov mien has a Pomeranun….goggie, an her boifren insistz…..(an will get qwite vehimint awn teh subjek) tath Pommis wer orijinally bred to be teh sled goggies…….
which nevver falez to cdrak me upz…qai getz di mentul imaje …….120 liddle Pommies harnesseded to a sled..;…but u cat seez dem ..teh sno iz too depz…awl u kan see is der liddle poyny eerz poppin up as dey bound frew teh sno…
Look – Iz flowted into snoh – no futprintz! Or woz I thrown…..
cue kitteh vomit on hyoomin karpit. hyoominz = eevil
Dreemd ai wuz teh eskeemokitteh
Frozed wynd began 2 blo
Undr mah bootses n arownd mah toeses
Teh frost dat bit teh grownd belo
It b a hunnert degrees belo zero…
N mah mamakitteh cryded
N mah mamakitteh cryded
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Dont b a nawtee eskeemokitteh
Sayv ur moneez, dont go to teh sho
Well ai turned arown n ai sed oh, oh oh
Well ai turned arown n ai sed oh, oh oh
Well ai turned arown n ai sed ho, ho
N teh norvern lyts comencd 2 glo
N her sed, wif a teer n her I
Watch owt ware teh huskygoggies go, n dont u nom-nom-nom dat yello sno
Watch owt ware teh huskygoggies go, n dont u nom-nom-nom dat yello sno
outstanding, full uv MUCHES win and awsums and snorks!
Fank uus for dis pome!
Grammie
Is not pome. Is sawng. Funneh sawng bai Frank Zappa. Callded “Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow.”
AI JUST SAWD DIS WUN! Yay Patrick for the FZ ref. Ai missez him too much.
Lubs yew doin’ Yello Sno in Lolspeek! Genioos!
allwaz wunted tew go dawn to St. Alphonso’s Parish heer and ax wen dey gonna haf Pankake Breffusst…. dey prolly nawt get it, tho….
yay fer Frank Z. Ai members a sawng ub him, mebbe also relebant heir, callded “Penguin in Bondage”.
Dat’s it. Ai is moovin to Florida.
Uber-teh-lame
Which? *sly look*
My black and white kitteh gives me same look when I let her outside dese days. Teh other kittehs I own all no enuf to come bak in teh howse wen they realize, “Iz SNOW!!”, but my black and white kitteh furgets ware door iz (rite behind her!) and runz deeper into teh snow. I watch her throo teh glass az she runz past teh door over n over. Sometimez I even open door and she runz awai fur no reazon. Wen she finally comez in, she wantz to go bak out 5 secondz later bcuz she forget there iz snow out dere. She doez dis between 1 to 5 timez.
She lucky she kyoot. Couldn’t get by on brainz.
mustard be sumthin bout dem tuxedo catzes — my Max wuz also not de sharpess nife inda drawer *sigh* He lubbed de cole wether, tho! We dint get much sno, so I dun rember if he lubbed it oar nawt.
Lucky he kyoot is right!
Dey R simpul kittehs. But so pritteh (or handsome).
I’s n Antartika lukin 4 pengawinz…
Ai heer dey b prakteekoolee chikins. Nom-nom-nom…
OMG, dat kitteh was TOSSED out into da snow! Look, u can see where kitteh landed, no foots printz, just big splat hole. Now kitteh is making slo painful way back 2 howse, looking at owner.
This one is little sad
oh teh noarthern lights
hab seen straynge sights …
But the sterangest site they eber did C
Wuz cream KrE burning up ob Sam McGee.
goggis is sleep, in way to poem buk.
R. Srvic, NEhow
A beautifool cat in the snow
“Hoo U callin fool, fool?!”
=( eyez don geet it? sumwon splainz to i plees k thanx bai.
Kittehs dun like snow. Dey offen want tu go owt n e ways cuz’ dey seem tu think it ther wil b no snow dis time, or dey forgetz dere iz snow! Den dey go owt an give u a look jus liek dis one dat says, “You lied to me!” liek itz yor fault for teh snow an u promised dem sun and warmf!
Heh, tis iz mah theori, n e wayz.
Where are the cats’s footprints going out? Is this a feral/homeless cat from the woods, looking to get in?
*wayt til next tym he putz on hedfonz…*
de poor kitteh musta bin so upset!!! iz he sno-a-phobic nao???