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We ship you back now
eh? no, it teh right shipment. bocks contains wut bocks sez…
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We ship you back now
eh? no, it teh right shipment. bocks contains wut bocks sez…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Brian
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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right size, though. even exchange?
I think this might actually be the ‘make it mine’ kitten – markers are in the box…
Everyone be missing da obvious story here: Golden Orange Hero-Kitty fought valiantly against the sinister White Lord of Darkness, and now seals his vank…vanqwi…,um, defeated evil foe into Chamber of Eternity, never again to harm da witless hyumons.
At least until feeding time.
PS – I LOVE my golden orange heroes!
orinj wuns iz poyzin!
teh vry best kynd!
*paws up OffissCatClyde*
w00tw00t!!
Why they be called poison? Unless its like Elaasian tears, that make you fall HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
egggzakly my thot…
Elaan. . .
Iz not reely teh ornj kittehs dat are poyson. Looky here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/poison/
Elaan of Elaas…destined to be… of Troyius.
Trekkies?
Iz not poysin, i chek, haz cinamon flavor! mmm tasteh!!
*dies*
Cardboard Chamber of Eternity FTW !!!
exactly the other way around:
heroic White Kitteh – the Purity itself – overcomes
the fiendishly plotting Poisyn One
By locking himself in the cardboard box???? HAH!
oooo, i like teh idear of teh markuhs.
hmmmmm
letz colorim in oranj stripeys wif wite belly and chin and 3 paws wite adn one ornge.
fink kitteh will like dat?
i mean, we wuz trying to orduh a matcheded set.
no, you wait here, ai’ll go get eet.
*danses wif mai posty-twin*
dont fergit mee! am triplet and or quadruplet posty tie.
yu kno, when ai was here, eet said “no comments” naow eet shows a post ahead of me, ai ees konfuzed.
Der iz definut deelay on WP de las week. Ma postseses R taykin up to 10 minnits to sho up!
teh wurdpress eated my comment cause i messed wif my account and it put a stoopy / in my name, and tehn it thinked i wuz new or sumfin.
sigh.
splinched in transporter.
tahts okay, eet juss gawt meh rilly eggsited, because when ai posted mai commint, eet wus teh onlee commint awn teh page, oh well, ai tris agin.
Ya gotz ta be quick!
dont fergit mee! am triplet and or quadruplet posty tie.
stoopy ol wurdpress
*shakes fist*
an gimmee mah avatar, durn it!
hahahahahahahahaha!!! iz verry funnee imanjunin teh shaking fist at the wurdpress
I posted u a kinda long sugjestion on previous pic abowt ur Avatar isshoo. Hope it helps.
An get off mai lawn!
yay fer all de cheezpeeps
nawt>n
for n=3
danzes fer ebberebuddy
dans of joi for eberybuddy!
Pop-Ice – Kitteh Colada Flayvur
Insyd, whyt popcat!!
Speshul sekrit flayvur, limited tiem onlee
“ifnz u lik Pina Coladas, n gettn caut in da rain.
Ifnz yuz nawt inta yoga, ifnz u hab haf-a-brane…”
momcat
LAWL!!
or mebbe regift it to sumbuddy
i had a rillly brilliant comment but it got eated…
No it dint, mary. Wurdpress playin trix. Mebbe us shud sent it bak
dey be doin lots moar moddyraetin laytleez. prolly it sho ups laetr.
doctor cat, i knos hao you likes teh conomdrums- i fink i am Nawt Second, and tied 3-4 wayz wif nawt sekunds taht turned owt to be nawt nawt sekond.
Dew i haa taht rite?
I fink for the celebrashun wuld like sumfin like a combinashun of teh Wrudpress Bloooz adn sumfim to dew wif Peru. Mebbee Llllammmas? Gotta go for awhile
BRB
kthnx bai
Nawt Peru! Tehy eet ginny pigs in Peru!
I kin neber tayk mai famblee der bcuz we sumtyms travl wif owr pinny gigs.
okayses miz mary O’Spockn, i wil trai to do a blooze Lllammas dans in yur onner…nebber did 1 of dese beefor…plz nots to laff kthx!!1!
*ears up*
*hoofs down*
*step step spit*
*moo in bloozy tone*
*step step spit*
*moo in bloozy tone*
concatamumashuns on teh nawt sekund!!!1!
Tihs is trooly yoonike dans! I approves!
*ears up*
*hoofs down*
*step step spit*
*moo in bloozy tone*
*step step spit*
*moo in bloozy tone*
Is eesy tew dew, allso.
Well done to ALL teh nawt seckunds and teh nawt nawt seckunds!
(klasping pawz) I LUB IT!
no guinea pigs oar pinny gigs were harmededed in the selebrashun of tihs danz.
Ai tinks ai may has sed dis befoar, but teh remembry is nawt wut it ewesd to be – plz to be ignorin if ai is repeetin maiself. Ai no sumwun wiv a llama called Dalai. Is awlmost worf gettin a llama jus to cawl it dat.
Odder grate pet naems:
Dog – Deefer (Deefer Dog)
Kitteh – Mazola (its a cuking fat. Come awn peepul, werk wit me a lidl!)
If a Llllama maeks a fuss abowt nuffin, R tehy a drama lllama? An wen tehy kwiten daon, R tehy a carmer lllarma? An if tehy is carm awl teh tym dus taht maek tehm a karma lllama? An if tehy keep pigs, is taht a farma lllama?
Ai stop nao. Sry.
An if teh llllama hertz itsek, awn porpoise, is it a self-harmer lllllama? An wen it gsoe to bed it Bcoms a pajahma llllama. An wen its a lidl hot its a warma llllllama…
Ow. I letz u no bout the nawt nawt nawt secunds, mary, soon as mah Excedring kiks in.
Lub dose bloozy mooz, tho.
I lubs dat! I hadda reeeellly brilliant comment too but WP eated it. In fact, I habs realy brillaint comments ebery time a pik cums up an dey da firsties ones too but WP eats dem ebery time! Honest!
hee hee GMTA
taht’s wut aways happenz to me!!
thas mai storee, an i’m stikkin to it!
Dat iz guud idea, whut U haz der!!
ME TOO!! or ME Nawt First
Me plees.
ME! ME! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!
er wayt, betar nots. too meny alredy.
[sigh]
Poor Teho.
Too bad yur haus isn’t as beeg as yur hart.
mine?
momcat
MO-O-OM!!! Bruvver’s stuffin me inna bocks agin!
GMTA! Mai nawtsekund thawt wen ai saw this.
EEEEEPPPPP, bloo eyes whyt Kitteh and Marmy Kitteh!?!?!? If yoo no wants I takes, you no can haz no moar!!!!!!
Oh noez, precoshus bebbeh kitten doing Schroedinger’s experiment on herz unsuspecting brudder
FTW!
Sibling Rivelree – we has it
okay, look at mai avatar, look at poysin kitteh.
kinda straynge eef yu ask me, teh onlee difference is slightly less floof.
yah!
lookit mah atavar – teh onlee diffrence is…mebbe 8 pownds…
yuz onli fink dat caus uz noa VACUMN da flor! weiz akshouly hab brownish car pet…. nawt ornj wun…..
oh dat rit…..da goggie didz it rit? ( shez beez ornj two…)
momcat
slightly less floof den whut? Mi-Mi AWL floof- putz himz in baftub n POOF! kitteh gon!
yup- da Milo kitteh iz kinda straynge, himz onli furrri-purri whenz hongri! oderwise iz stuffeded kitteh decoration awn yur bed!
momcat
I is wite like ice, an i pop from box, why yu no think my joke funny
I traid to du tihs wif mai littul bruvver butt mai parentz wudent pay teh postaj.
sumtiems ai feel lyke doin tihs wiff mai sister.
she knos ai woodn’t tho.
Carnt fynd a big enuff bawks?
taht wudn’t be a prawblum, plenny ob large bawkses sitting aroond mah howse. but ahm tu nyse tu do dat
oar m I?
muahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
oh gascat….
arn’t u ‘posed ta be nite nite naow? Yuz haz da skool tomorro- bad kitteh! go two bedz!
anihow- uz finks uz cud getz da slipery liddl fishy kitteh ta stays still lawng enuf to beez putz in box? U NOES ifnz u triez it wud end up u in da box n her doin da mailn!
hmmmm- I canz haz box beeeg enuf fur TWO kittehz?
muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa bak atz ya!
momcat
oh- I seez u duz dis at NOON- well….. arn’t u ‘posed ta be studyn at dat tyme? hmmmm…….
(dis whuts I getz fur stayn upz two late!)
nite- nite,……..
r u readn dis at skool? tsk,tsk, tsk Iz awl noin momcat! I noa whutz u duz eben BEFOUR u duz it!
momcat
Ai kant du tihs 2 mai widdo brudder cos he’s MOISHE biggur n ai am. And 37 yeers ole. Postidge 2 moishe.
All u has to do is rite some werds on his forehed. Then u can send him as “Printed Matter”
If u rited werds on ur mommeh’s forehed, u could send her as “Printed Mater”
Ah!!!Ahhh!!! AAARGHHH!
Yeah, whut she sayed.
the best yet!!
dat’s why you get a paper route…
Garfeild gotz de rite idea.
U’s gonna luv Abu Dhabi.
Racist kitteh upresses ur peeplz!
Halp! I’z bein oppresst!
nao we see d’violense inherent in de system?
Yay for Monty Python refferenses.
Ai yell ‘Stop oppressing me!” at mai boss alla tiem.
if ai went about sayin’ ai wuz teh empurrrer becuz sum watery tart lobbed a sword at me tehyd put meh away!
(kinda mish-mashed, wurkin frum memory, memory nawt taht gud)
that one of my favoritest moovies
i hab the dee-lux deition dvd. my 10 yo doesn’t understasnd y I won’t let him watch, cause he wants to get the jokes
RUN AWAAAAYYYY!
Teh poysin orinj wun sez dere kin be ohnee wun.
An floofy whyt wun is not it.
I has quesjin. Howcum teh ornj wuns are poizin? How dat happen? I had ornj kitteh one taime. Him was sweet an nice an plezent. n-less you was peece ob string or paper or fuds or n-e-thing else to eet. Then nomity nomity nomity. But nawt poizon.
pb – heer iz whar it awl started. Nex tiem u see D Marie -click awn hur nayme. She’s compiling a FAQ list abowt thingz heer. A werk in purrgress – but a lot there alreddee.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/category/poison
ai fink it start wif dis picksher:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
bak in teh owld daze, teh mowsie wuz teh poysin. but dat wuz den, an dis iz nao
ai tink ennyfing orange ees still teh poysin, we juss hasnt had as much orange stuff lately.
tahts mai theory.
weh gots rules here. awl kittehs wil soil inside teh litterbocks. anne kitteh kaut soilin outside teh litterbocks spends teh night in teh bocks. awl kittehs wil onle skratch teh skratchin post. anne kitteh kaut skratchin teh furnitur spends teh night in teh bocks. teh fryg iz for hoomyns onle. anne kitteh kaut tryin to open teh fryg spends teh night in teh bocks.
I kant bemembrrr whut moovee taht is frum. Bemind mee pleez, sumbudee
“Whut we has heer is faylure to nomunicate.”
Blazing Catbocks!
Bzzzzzztttt! U r rong! Thx 4 plain r game.
But u won’t go away empty-pawed. Heer comes Mongo wif ur consolashun prize: a exloading box of choklits!
I’ll trade wif u Romeow.
Wutchu meen, u doan wunt fifftee eggs?!
Kool Hand Luke! Is verreh grate akchooly.
Cool Hand Luke!
U is a winnah!
U winned fitty eggs. U must eet them now.
Is ok. We waits.
*snifffs eggs*
Hey!! Deese smell funneh!
Look! Look!
*bounces up and down like ….well….u noe*
kafleen, has u been taking dong quai?
Awwwww Kafleen! Taht iz soooooo kyoot. Gud choyce.
U got yurs, lemme see if I gotted mine…
No. I’s still sad.
*sings teh no-avatar bluuuuuuues*
Kafleen, those eggs smell funny because they camed from lolchikkens.
Now is u goin to eet them or isn’t u? Come on! Peeples gots their monnies bet.
korrectamundo!
koool han luk
I will show u wrong color brodder — u lets me out of here wittle brodder an I show u mai pointy ends!!!!
the origin of box kitteh….HALP! MAAAAAAAAAA!
White kitteh sings:
I’s gonna rap mahself in paperz,
I’s gonna dab mahself wif gloo,
Stik some stampz on toppa ma hed;
I’s gonna mail mahself to u –
Hay! Is just a song!
Don’t case me, bro!
FTW !!!!!
no no no, wrong flavor! =^-^=
No, no! Kitteh’s color just fine! We keep!
Whyte wunz has no flavor
Iz vanella, rite?
this kitteh, he has no colerz, and I spesifickly ordurrd a browwn kitteh!
I’s not white.
I’s pigmentally challenged. I’s melanin-ally handicapped… I… I got nuffin’ else.
Awwww, bofe of u is kyoot, I keeps u bofe
PLZ TO BE NO SHIPPINGZ!!!1
Awl yoos be missing teh poynt…
CYOOTNESS!11! Sew mush ICHC KYUTENESSES!!11!
SPLORT!
darn it…okaee, mebbe ai miss teh poynt…but ai no missed mai screen…
[wipes branes offa monitor]
Preach on!
y u not wearin the CHRG(wdoi) or similar?
The CCC is here to help
scoop…pat…taep…
blankie, chawlit, and tee (or cawfee)
I think we need a new warning banner
Awl dis cyootness cawsez much splortin’- Gud ting so many ICHC frens to help mak it bedder. Sooo nice..
fank yous shera…ai was forgettin mai CHRG(wdoi) ‘caws ai had put up teh won from teh krismus wif teh tinsul an ranedeers on it.
blankie ans chawlit mush appreesh…, uprish…, ah, jus rite.
kthxbainao
Enee kitteh is right color!!!
Ah yes the new and improved Cat In The Box…watch out it jumps out at ‘chuuu!
oranj kitteh wil not let wite kitteh think outside teh box.
Mee! Mee! Send litl blu-ayed wite kitteh to mee! Ai wants!!!!
Awww, they looks like mah bebehs did when dey was bebehs!
…dey probly wudda dun dis 2.
pandora kitteh tries to remeddee her missteak b4 iz too layte
(oh noes! head-splortin cyuteness releesed ovur teh whole earf! …on second thot, mebbe its not so bad…)
replacmnt
u doez nut need it
Look at all de teef holes on edges of bocks – much cyoot!
He hoo controls teh Spice controls teh yooniverse!!!1!
Muxx bee a Dooin kitteh?
i notis kitteh but
duz dat maek meh sikko????///////////
Dat’s it. Frum nao on I always puts on mai CHRG (wdoi) befoar I logs on to ICHC. Awlreddy I has dryed braynes awl ober mai desk and compooter skreen.
awl arownd da pop-ice-ikl boax
teh oranj wun chase teh wyt wun
teh orang wun stowp to lik at its butt
POP! goez da wyt wun
berrry kyute!
Whyte kitteh – “lemme owta da bocks! Out! Lemme owt! Ai wantz to get owwwwttttt!”
Orinj kitteh sits awn bocks.
Whyte Kitteh – “Ai is nawt kiddin! Ai is clawstrufobik! Lemme owta da bocks!”
Orinj kitteh licks paw.
Whyte kitteh – “Ai’s tellin mom! Lemee owt! I need to pee!”
Orinj kitteh sees intrestin shiny fing awn udder side of room. Gets awf bocks.
Whyte kitteh popcats owt of bocks. “PHEW. Freedum”.
Orinj kitteh gets into bocks.
Whyte kitteh : Lemme get in da bocks! Ai wanna get in da bocks! Is cowld owt heer an teh hamsters maded a funny noys – an is mai bocks NEwai. LEMME IN DA BOCKS!!”
Purrfekt!!!! moast astewtelee observed.!!!
Fank yoo Janet. Ai membr playin teh “let me OWT! Now let me IN!” game wif mai mudder’s kitteh foar about free howrs wunss wen ai wus tryin to reed a buk an finally ai lawst mai payshuns an yelld “Kitteh, ai dus nawt caer wedder us is in oar owt, but for hebben’s sake, choose wun an stik wid it!!!”. Kitteh jus looks at me like “U had hard day or sumpin? U needs to relacks.”
Put teh kitteh bak in teh bawks!
Hmmm, can Ai swoppsies Alan Rikman fore Nikolas Cayje? ai’m shor he’d fit in well in teh nawty barn…
U IS NOT MUH CHERY FLAVUR
I iz quezchun. how come sum of deez cant be favorited?