Mebe one day I sez meow to her
We hope u can wurk up teh nerv to asks her out…
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Prizzun wud be much funnerer if dey allowed conjungle vizits.
hoooray for delayed nawt secund. bester layte tahn neber, i alwayz say.
We kan haz Jaylhowz Rawk agayn?; Sayb lotz ob tyme.
I donno why my comment showed up many ours layter. And I maded a big mistayke, too. I posted it agan becuz I thot it was losted in spayce. Now everbuddy mite be a littel mad at me wheneber teh sekkund post shows up, too, becuz it is a dooplicat. So, I jest sai “sorry” nao and hang my hed in shayme.
Daisy teh CC – We haz awl had teh verree saem ting happin!
No need to hang yor hed. Letz dantz merrilee insted!
*extends orinj paw to Daisy*
Tanks for ekstending teh paw of frendship!
Nerv. I don’t has it.
*danse danse danse*
Gude wun Icanhaspint : )
she hasnt moewz bak to meh anywayz
Wut dans you lik for nawt sekkund, Pint? Dans of unrekwited pashun? Mebbe you hab bettur ides…..
teh tango
de dans of passion in the brothels ob Argenteena
step
step
twirl
bite rose
dip
fall on behind
Mai ah hab teh pleshur?
ob coorse
Me eder.
cut wuv pair
Romeow?
Mewliet?
or Juliecat?
too howses both alik an dignitty
teh capurrlets and teh meowntegues.
is shakespurr at his fines.
pardon me, lolspere.
“Two houses..both alike in dignity…in fair Verona where we lay our scene…”
“Hark, waht lite trew yondur windo brakez,
Tiz teh Eest, an Joolyet R teh Son.”
Teh son!? But Joolyet R a gurlz naym, & I iz nawt gay!
0 mind, paws4thot. It never fayles to intrigue mee.
Mai typing – sumtiems also intreegues mee.
But JCH4K, all us kittehs wuv ur typing! We does!
well, teh kitteh hoo ar nawt brayve enuf to miaou are a gurl … so mebbe her ARE gay!
waitaminnit. mai b IZ lezzie kitteh. all teh calicos is teh feemail. only 1 or 2 mael calico kittehs in hol wurldz. if is mael calico, no can do nuffink wif lady kitteh newai.
Hey! did u ever see dat cool movie “The Tenth Kingdom?” There’s a guy named Juliet in it!
*Snorgles kitteh* Like Jiji and the fluffy white kitteh? Awww kyoot. =]
AWRIGHT — MIYAZAKI fans!!! I too thought of JiJi!
Gow fuh it, man!! Dooo it!!
she lukz like a hottie, wooooot!!!
Go wiff Ur hart, free
o’ clawk Kitteh. T3h road 2
lubbz iz wurff t3h risk
A lawng distunse
reelayshunship iz bettah
dan nawt habbeeng wun
A kitteh’z reech shoodz
awllwayz ekkseed him’s grasp, or
wut iz Hebbunn 4?
Jack.
*gasp*
Oh, Jack, dat is byootiful. I has nebber seed teh Browning quote used so well to describe how teh heart feels when u is in lub wif sumbuddy who mite or mite not lub u back. But you has to try . . . .
I nommininatz Deth az owr/teh ICHC poet lowreate- k? thnkx bery mush
Ai sekkund teh moshun! An teh ee-moshun.
Troo lub always wurf teh risk.
If yu feel lyk lubbing me, if yu’v gawt taht noshun; Ai sekund taht emoshun.
If yu feel lyk gibbon me a lyftym ob devoshun; Ai sekund taht emoshun
Oh Ambercat – ai is habbin flashbak to mai yoof. Skews me while ai gets teh blak i-liner an teh frilly shirt awn and adopts teh “too cool fer skool” spresshun. Teh 80s – ai had dem.
Ai went fore teh verree short skerts wit teh fugly tites an teh verree big jumpahs. An teh pixee boots. An teh badlee-applyd iy-lyner. No boyfrens – dunno wy.
poet LOLreate?
yes – even bedder!
Jack, wuns agin u makes mai dai. I has (recently) bin dumped mightily an swore off luvs 4evr…but nao u r makin me rethink mai posishun…I tinks ebrybodi luks 4ward 2 redin ur lovely poems!
How you mak lil smily face? iz nice
i r cyrameow de bergerac!
Cyrano Kitteh sez:
Mah lief’s wurk iz tu prompt otters an be furgottin. . . . Whiel I wuz below in teh shaddowze, otters climed up tu kiss teh sweet rose.
Dems nosee otters!!
they ruinz it fur ebbriboday!
Ip u duzent sez it naoh, u wil haz teh regretz.
Aw Luvz In Da Afternoonz. So sweet!
aaaaaaaaaaafternoon delight!
NOOOOOOO EEERWURRRMMMM…… ai scrubs brane owt wiv bleech.
U hasta wate til shez in teh heet.
(Mai mumma’s behbehkitteh is in teh heet fur teh furst taim, an her iz reely hurtn. Itz so sad)
I can has oberatun?
Mebe she meets Sir Jury?
Getta a nice zipper?
There is a “fix” for that you know.
Serious question, for those who don’t know. Include people like me who’ve only ever had males before. Can and should you “fix” a female cat before her first time?
Behbeh gurl kittahs go into heat somewhere between 4 and 10 months of age.
You can spay a gurl kittah as early as 4 months of age. It is actually better for the kittah to be spayed before her first heat cycle, if possible.
Depens. If sho kitteh, best to wait, for better mussel and skeletal developsment. Udderwise gets Mary Lou Retton Kittehs.
Rescoo orgs, tho’, when it is fix or kill em, dey spays ASAP — sometahms under 12 wks evun. N’at’s okeh if dey savin lovlay kittehs lahk mines!
We maded an appointment to get mah girl kitteh fixded before hers wents into heat
the first tyme she were about 4 and half months old and lo and behold herz went into heat just a day before the surjury was scheduled, the kittehvet suggested we wait, we had to postpone her surgeriez by a weekz,
She were quite vocal and extra affectionate at the tyme and drove us crazy, but we kept herz indoors so at least herz didn’t make any new bebbeh kitties.
cats can be spayed while in heat with no problems. Spaying dogs in heat is not a good idea.
But some vets are not aware that cats are NOT small dogs.
yes spay before the first heat
there is no benefit in waiting until she is older, and certainly more risk for an unplanned pregnancy.
I have spayed cats as young as eight weeks ( I prefer waiting until four months however) and they have not had any negative side effects
ai lubs da cheezfrens who helps us all rayze helfy kittehs
We habs hur going in to get fixet (or “browken”) nexx week. Jus watein fur hur to com owt of teh heet.
so closs, an yet so furr.
Hair today, gon tomorrw
“so close and yet so fawr awaaaay” o noes – ear wowrm..I haz it – tanks a lot!!!
“Mai ayes adorred joo,
Tho’ ai nevvah layed a hand on joo.
Mai ayes adorred joo,
Liek a millyun miles awai frum mee
Joo cuddnt see how
Ai adorred joo
So kloes, so kloes
An jet so farr.”
Skyyyyy rokkits in flite
Afternun delite
*sings alawng*
Gonna find mah beh-beh, gonna hold her tite,
Gonna grab sum afternun delite!
Um, ennywun notiss dat summadarest uv deese leeriks is mitey straynge!?
apeerently dis song inspired by a deesert at a local diner called “Afternoon Delight”
not teh other
no joke
So nawt az in :-
Unkl Jorj & Antee Maybell,
Faynted @ teh brekfust taybil,
Waznt daht suffishunt warnin,
Nawt 2 do it in teh mornin’?
But Oveltine haz put dehm ryte,
Now dehy do it morn & nyte,
Unkl Jorj iz hopin soon,
2 do it in teh afternoon!!
then?
Curredge litl feller!
actually kallyco kitteh in foreground is obviosly girl, so white kitteh must be boi kitteh.
silleh captioner
or maiby is whitekitteh talkin’
who knows?
Ai think menee capshunerz just laik to capshun – don’t know taht much about kittehs. Purrhaps wee shud just purrtend iz bwhie kitteh talking!!
no offense to captioner meant.
it just struck me after lookin at teh picture a while
hehe.. My GF is a vet and immediately noticed the “gender issue” as [most] all calico cats are female. I said “So? Maybe it’s an Ellen cat doing the talking.” hehe
AWWWWWWWWW
if u luv it let it go if it dozen com back hunt it down and kill it.
U nevver sed a truer werd!
kittenz behind barz!
newz @ 11!
this feeling. I noez it.
DA KITTEH SHO CUTE!
ya, slight problem with that picture, the cat in the foreground is female, you can tell because it’s a tortoiseshell. i normally wouldn’t point out such annoying things, but i’ve had a bad day.
NOT torty – is calico kitteh
So what? I’ve seen many a girl at a distance who I wished I could make friends with.
em, sowy ur habing a bad dai.
{{{{{em}}}}}
love the head tilt on da kitteh far far away!
u can does it, kitteh. faynt hart neber wun fair pu – um, ladee!
Did my fave tred….You peeps (or kitteh moms & dads) could be profeshunal writahs… So funneh….keep up gud woik. Us not funneh peeps count on yu fur lafs..
Deer Sanpper’s Mom – taht iz so nizo ov yoo to say. Ai’m shur awl teh funneh peeps hoo reed this will be pleezed
Alas, ai am nawt wun of teh funneh peeps, but ai’m just having lotz ov fun heer eneway!! (Taht iz nawt fawlce modestee – ai know hoo heer iz funnee an clever an hoo iz just along fur the ride. But it’z a grate ride!!
Aw, Janet, yoo has plentee uv de phunnee when u wants tu!
Even bedder, Miss JanetCH4K is de sweethart uv ICHC. She is alwayz niec to peepuls an kittehs. Much of de sweet toen of dis site is tanks to her (an otters liek her!). We lubs de kittehs. We lubs tu laff. We is genruly a frenly bunch.
JCH4K is sellin herself short – she is offin de furst wun dat shy peeps tawk to. An de wun who goes over to peepuls whoo hav maed whut may seem liek an unfrendly remark to ask them kindlee – whut duz yoo meen, can yoo clarify, shorly yu ment to say sumthing niec!
*liddel shmoo fur JCH4K an awl de frenly ICHC’ers*
Ai agree – is JCH4K, alawng wit Momcat, Manfred’sMom and odders, taht set teh toen and embawdy teh spirit ob “Awl R welkum but plees plai nyslee”. An taht, Ai tink, is wut maeks teh commets and teh common tayters heer so unlyk odder sites; less cleeqy an moer frendlee.
JCH4K for Miss Congeneality or ICHC sweetheart
Indeed.
BTW Ambercat. ware did taht lien cum from? U noes, joor favrite wun, teh lose/lost wun?
I noes I heerd it resently an its tormenting mee; I cant memeber ware. Aaargh!
Anny, the movee lyn is form “Shadowlands”; Anthony Hopkin’s karacter (C.S.Lewis) to Debra Winger’s karakter (Joy Gresham) wen shes gawt cancer. Is verree mooving *sniff*
Oboi ai cryed BUKKITS (donut tell Lolrus) ober dat moobie. Ai lukkd laik ai had been punshed in teh eye by teh time ai came owt of teh cinnymar. SOOOOO sad. An luvly. But saaaaaaaaaad. *snif*
Yes, JCH4K is being modest. Janet has plenty ov phunnee as well as plenty of nise. I fink dat because peeps r so nise, dat it allows teh phunnee to cum outta eberybuddy.
Snapper’s Mom, I’ll bet that iff u jumped in, u wud fine dat u hab az mush phunnee as ennywon. U hab alreddy maed teh “furst” step!
Cum on an joyn teh fun!
Yes, I agreez. Is muchlee moar eezee tu be da phunnee when yooze nawt afraydicat uv peepuls laffin at yoo.
Ur, well, um, yoo noes whut I meenz! When peepuls is laffin fur teh rite reezuns, nawt becuz they tinks yooze stoopy or sumfin.
I sekkund de nomnomnomnomnominashun: JCH4K for Miss Congeniality of ICHC!
Til naow I alwaz got by on my own
I nevr rly kard ntil I met u
An naow it chillz me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
In a land far far awayz
A handsum white kitteh
were head over pawz in lub with the
one with a floofy coats of fire reds and earthy brownz
and big purty eyez, lubly whiskers and dainty pawzes
for dayz
but he couldn’t summon the courage to sayz meow to herz
but todai’z teh day
he has summoned enuff courage and is going to ask the purty
calico maiden for a date,
will he does it or will courage failz our kitteh in white againz?
Stay tuned…
Oh, two-kittehs – taht iz so romantical!!!! An ai will stay tuned. . . .
thanks Janet.
White kitteh summonz courage and goes up to the purty calicoh
and sais oh hai, I thinks I haz seen you sumewherez is you the famous
firefox kitteh?
/icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/20/dis-my-bestest-fyerfox-impreshun/
Calico floofeh nods her head, yes that are meh.
White kitteh shyly sayz, I haz been workingz on a calico theme fur Firefox does Uz want to see itz?
We can goez to teh park and I can bring mah laptop, we can makez it a picnic
I also brings mousies and tuna fishes.
What will she sai? Will she say yez or break the pooh white kitteh’s heart?
TK — Wht id she ssayz?? What id she ssayz???
Chezefwends iz waiting! Al neadz to noses!
Oh white tom kitteh I iz muchez flattered sayz the purty calicoh
but I can’tz goes to da picnic with Uz
I ar married to that big oranj kitteh
He be bery jelus, if he sawded meh talking to Uz he wud be
upset.
I haz to go nowz, he ar calling meh…
Sad.
Poor white kitteh doznt get da luvs. Maybez wez set him up wit sumbuddy else? Since we iz hiz gud chezefwends…
Furst “Run…” an noaw dis…
Ferget chiklit an teh moovies, dis teh playce 4 QWALITEE Romanss.
annyluvsprintie,
I agrez. Dis iz wher I reed da Romanss… Dzn’t vreeboodiez?
Dis be GatsbyCat pinin’ fer his daisy.
Graet Catsby, silleh!
d’oh. You be right. Def. Graet Catsby.
I juz lubz dis…..
she so hiiiiiiiiiiye, hiye abuv meh
she so luvleh
she so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
liek Meowpatrah, Jown ob Snark, or Cafrobiiiii-tey
o yah.
Durnit, Teho – butt itz gud to hav yoo bak!
If youz dont sayz it, I weel. Meowz….
??? WTF? Wuz responin to qweschun bout how urly to spay gurl kittehs, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bove. clked respond, honist!
We BELEEVEZ yoo – becuz it seemz to happen to mennee ob us rathur offen!
Nok tree tymes on teh ceeling if you want me
Twyse on teh pipe ….
. . . if the answer is no, oh, my sweetness
(Knock, knock, knock!) Means you’ll meet me in the hallway
Mmm, twice on the pipe (clink, clink) means you ain’t gonna show
(Tony Orlando & Dawn
Oh gay cats!
Good to see them!
A tortie (a three coloured) cat is nearly almost a female! LOL
Ewa L
(female married to a male)
shy kitty…hay don’t be shy! go up and talk to her!
omg teh kyootest picshur evar!
Lov is sweete
concatulashins on ur furst paj, Jason Davis!
nyce capshin.
OMG SO CUTEEEEE!
rowmanse lolcats? it liek… war bebbehz coem from
Paw heartbrokeded kitteh. shud tells her how does feel.
i agree.
dis one soo sad. is wun mah favrits
Calicos are typically female. Therefore for a true “Romeo/Juliet” caption, the white cat (male) should be saying this to the calico cat (female).