Sorree – “thingz” happened an ai dint get bak heer – yur list iz totallee spektakewlar!!!! Ai can’t beleeve yoo just had awl those so reddilee at hand!!! I cudn’t think of WUN!!!

(I)to italicize puts teh wurd here (/I)

italicize

Sumbudee had tu sai it!

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Your Refrense Lolbrarian at werk.

{{{Ambercat}}}

But YAY! to Gayla 4 TWO Blondie sawngs! An teh Clash!

*note to self – muss learn italiliks. Looks liek Ai’m shouting*

Sorry guise.

Funny storee: I’z on teh phone wif mah nayber wun day, an I heers her 4-year-old in teh background:

“Mom? Mom! MOM!! MOMMEEEE!!!”
*Sigh* “What do you want, Luke?”
“Uh. . .”

*happitail dance fur gayla*

I dont spoze u wants to come out of teh notty barn, huh? K, call me wen Jorj an Antonio arrive.

Find a playmayt for Amber near home!

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Plz doan do dis.

Not only that, but I forgetted to take off mah novelty arro-thru-teh-hed site gag novlety prop thingy first. Puncture woonds and lasserashuns. I has them.

Cat will taeks ur mesajis

Dis comedy iz harder den eben jokes ober teh interwebs. Iz gonna maek u do a vishual joke to urseff.

U hab to plai along wif me or teh chance ov it bean phunnee iz eben moar remote than it iz rite nao (which iz prolly close to zero rite nao).

OK, LCB, bends ur elbows and puts ur hands close to ur ears. Now, open and close ur hands az fast as u can…but wait…while ur doin dat wif ur hands, open an close ur eyes as fast as you can. (ur fast blinkee commint maed me fink of dis)

OK, go do it. Come on, hands and eyes going as fast as dey can!
Stop reeding and do it.
If u don’t, u will b doing it rong.

OK, u did it? Gud.

U juss proved dat teh hand iz kwiker than teh eye!

A woman walks into the kitchen and finds her husband chasing flies. She asks him if he’s had any luck.

“Yes,” he says, “I killed two male flies and three female flies.”

“How can you tell which is which?” she asks.

“Because two of them were circling a beer can, and three of them were on the phone.”

is stoppin teh tellehmarketurrs…..

Do Want!

Ambercat an Handikat – separaytid at burf?