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oh if only i had somehting witty to say…..
don werry….u wouldn be the FURST to have that problem….
(ah the dreaded F-word…waits for buns to fly)
no, no, dat’s heer:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/bunway-airlines-is-now-landing/
Awn the fon?? Dun’t wee awl?
An congratz, deer Sheara(kittehvet) awn yur well deserbed playce in teh Tawp Spawt.
But what to doo fur teh danz of Joi? So menee sawngs wif fones. Liek teh big number in “Bye Bye Birdie,” oar ?????HALP. Ai just NOES there ar lots ov phon sawngs - but waht ar they????
8675309
Young female kitteh waited impayshently by de fone, knowing inside that HE had not forgottin her. For over two hours she rubbed the fone, and litely batted da fone, and sat on de fone, waiting, waiting….Mama Kitteh anted to use fone, but little kitteh’s eyes welled with tears. Mama Kitteh remembered doing same thing when she was young kitty, and decided to use her cell fone for call. Little brudder kitteh wanted to use fone, but sweet little young kitteh hissed and swatted his head several times until he gave up and left. She KNEW hansum young Tomcat would call, and again rubbed against the fone. He couldn’t 4get her, she knew; he just HAD 2 like her…..The fone rang, and she answered it with soft meow. She couldn’t help it; she started to purrrrrrr………
Heeheeheeheehee! It reedz jus liek one of dose paepurbax dat u kan biy in teh grossrie stoar. It iz full of win and awesum!
Awwwww…yung lub.
kyoot storee
I can neber come up wif stuff liek this.
my hed is too full with the teknikal stuff.
no creatibity
But when my kitteh sick, I go 2 you 4 teknikal stuff. Thank God U has it.
YEAH!
I can help u Janet —
how about
Here’s a Quarter Call Someone Who Cares OR
Hanging on the Telephone OR
Mr Telephone Man OR
Call me OR
867-5309 OR
Baby don’t forget my number OR
London calling OR
Hello
okay that is awl I can think of right naow — pick one of those! LOLZ
Also phone song:
call and answer
Dere’s awlso “Telephone Line” by ELO.
ring ring ring … bananafone!!
I diddun heer dat.
U noe wai.
Wai? Cuz u gotz a bannanana in ur eer?
doo doo da doo la loo
Gah!! Eeerwurmz gots me!!
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
I am showing mai age heere, but:
Pennsylvania 6-5000.
Hello Central, Gimme Heaven!
Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee
help me find the party who tried to get in touch with me……..
Chuck Berry, Johnny Rivers
Glenn Miller FTW!
If u noes wut dat numbr b 2 den u is relee olded…oar els u just teh smrt.
Ai noes it.
I’s purdy old, but not mebbeh so berry smart. Tell! Tell!1
U fink it prolly numbr fur sumbodee n teh stayt ov Pensulvaynyuh…but its nawt. It b teh numbr 2 teh Pensulvaynyuh Hotel n Noo Yawk Sitee. It’s troo!
Wut’s teh wun by Jim Croce–?
“Operator, won’t you halp me make this call…?”
8675309…
K, we gots lotsa songs. Fur teh phone naot-second I purrpose a Line Dance. Mebbe Party Line Dance (bemember dose?)
okay now I am mad — I gave you all a HUGE off the top of mai lil head list of phone songs……..and no one was impressed???? SHEESSHH……
Insulted Gayla is insulted.
(goes to nawty barn for a bit of a stomp)
lolz
Yu is nawt rilly crawss wit us; yu jus wont to see if danyudaiLoowis is in teh barn yet!
Hmmmmmmmm…….
Wayt, Ai com halp yu luk!!
OK I admits it — I really wannted to go to da nawty barn to see if ddl was there to play wif. Ambercat n I will be back later……lolzzz
Kwite a bit layter…
the NYG Lubs the pouty lip
you know its why u do it gayla
Oh, no, gayla, don be insultatated. I wuz reely imprest, an gave yu teh 5 burgers. Instedd of sayin yu so grate, gayla, I wuz juss tryin to fink of sum moor songs.
But I can onlee fink of a cupple. You da winna!
I nawt reallys I jus wannted to see if anyone would carwe……and you dids! :D) HUGS
MWAH!!!!
(datz a big ol kiss)
Dat wuz toppa ur hed?! I fot it wuz teh froot of yeers of reeserch.
*happitail dance fur gayla*
I dont spoze u wants to come out of teh notty barn, huh? K, call me wen Jorj an Antonio arrive.
well doctorcat I been waitin at the nawty barn for u…..where u been?? u missin the phun.
Is Jorj an Antonio dere yet?
i fink the quarter song is more in line wif my comment, but I lubs “Call Me” so wes do dat one
mai furst dants
I sew eggsyted
*danse…..danse……danse*
“Kawl meh!
On teh lyne
Yew cans kawl meh anni, anni tyme…”
*Pogoes round teh thread in punk fasshion*
Blondie! Can you bleeve Debbie Harry is 63 yrs ole?!
oh noes!! Say dat ain’t so!!
GACK! I can’t bleev how ole I iz, let alone how ole Debbie Harry iz. I goes gets shawl an cane now.
Oooo…Shera,
U picked a song fur teh Nawty Barn fur ur furstee danse!
Cubber meh wif kisses, kitteh
Cubber meh wif lub
Roll meh in deziner nip
I neber git enuff
*danses seksy Iz beehine teh doors ov teh Nawty Barn*
Deer Gayla,
Sorree - “thingz” happened an ai dint get bak heer - yur list iz totallee spektakewlar!!!! Ai can’t beleeve yoo just had awl those so reddilee at hand!!! I cudn’t think of WUN!!!
Beechwood 45789.
Dat’s reeeely old.
“Rikki Don loose taht nummer”
But YAY! to Gayla 4 TWO Blondie sawngs! An teh Clash!
*note to self - muss learn italiliks. Looks liek Ai’m shouting*
Sorry guise.
teh way stend splaned it to me:
substitute for )
(I)to italicize puts teh wurd here (/I)
italicize
oh pooh the pointy sighns got eated. )=>
(=<
Yes - taht happened to mee wehn ai wuz traing to splain it too sumwun. Dose pointee endz ar trickee.
Beware - in awl cases - teh pointee ends!!!
i haven’t seen a phone like that in years … kewl. cat duz a good job of being on the phone.
homescribe - yoo ar no longer bloo. What duz this meen?
An - ai wanted to say - tath was a BEYOOTIFUL cake yoo madeded fur the Burgerz 1st Annibersary/Birfday partee! Ai wish a pikshoor ov it could bee linked heer fur a while. Ai am shur there ar menee peepl hoo did nawt see it.
clik awn “More news from…” in teh rite-han colum, tehn goe to “happy anniversary”. Cake stil tehre. Ai tink Ai’ll maek tihs caek tonite - is mai 1st anniversary in mai jawb an livin in teh Cot Swolds; mai Gnu Lyf is wun yeer old, jus lyk ICHC!
happy annibersary, Ambercat!!
Ambercat, even tho I am very jellos ov joo livin in teh Cot Swolds an all, ai want 2 wish joo a Happee Annyversary and wish joo an eeben bettah yeer to cum. An tank joo for all teh grinz an snerkz and giglols joo hav sent mai wai.
{{{Ambercat}}}
i am no longer bloo …. oh noes!!!! i tink it’s bekause i wasnt been logged in to wurdpress when postink … alas ….
glad you liked teh cake … i tawt is wuz kind of purrfect fur teh okashun
yeah, kinda makes you wonder exactly how long kitty has been on the phone? Is kitty collecting dust?
Kitteh not clear on teh concept.
I will only be on here a moment……be right down.
Catlike modem detected.
Connected at 56.6 CHZb/sec.
Glad I upgraded to teh 125 MCHZb/sec sisdem.
I can has cat5 upgrade?
Geeklike comments detected :p