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I’m On The Phone

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  1. Shera(kittehvet) says:

    oh if only i had somehting witty to say…..

  2. homescribe says:

    i haven’t seen a phone like that in years … kewl. cat duz a good job of being on the phone.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      homescribe – yoo ar no longer bloo. What duz this meen?

      An – ai wanted to say – tath was a BEYOOTIFUL cake yoo madeded fur the Burgerz 1st Annibersary/Birfday partee! Ai wish a pikshoor ov it could bee linked heer fur a while. Ai am shur there ar menee peepl hoo did nawt see it.

      • ambercat says:

        clik awn “More news from…” in teh rite-han colum, tehn goe to “happy anniversary”. Cake stil tehre. Ai tink Ai’ll maek tihs caek tonite – is mai 1st anniversary in mai jawb an livin in teh Cot Swolds; mai Gnu Lyf is wun yeer old, jus lyk ICHC!

        • Shera (kittehvet) says:

          happy annibersary, Ambercat!!

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            Ambercat, even tho I am very jellos ov joo livin in teh Cot Swolds an all, ai want 2 wish joo a Happee Annyversary and wish joo an eeben bettah yeer to cum. An tank joo for all teh grinz an snerkz and giglols joo hav sent mai wai.

            {{{Ambercat}}}

      • homescribe says:

        i am no longer bloo …. oh noes!!!! i tink it’s bekause i wasnt been logged in to wurdpress when postink … alas ….

        glad you liked teh cake … i tawt is wuz kind of purrfect fur teh okashun

    • Angel Kisses says:

      yeah, kinda makes you wonder exactly how long kitty has been on the phone? Is kitty collecting dust?

    • doctorcat says:

      Kitteh not clear on teh concept.

  3. gayla34 says:

    I will only be on here a moment……be right down.

  4. Kevin says:

    Catlike modem detected.
    Connected at 56.6 CHZb/sec.

  5. Nangycat says:

    O twicky snoshoos. They not chatteh kittehs so don speck long call — jes … on an off!

    • Patrick says:

      Congrats for identifyeeng teh kitteh korreklee. Mos hoomins fink dis symeezer…but is snoshoo. Ai has teh snoshoo n her no chatteh…but wen her b chatteh u betr lissen cos her no repeet wut her sai!

      • Nangycat says:

        Partick, Xackly. I got my first Snoshoos last summer and am ENCAHNTED by him! He croons on caazun but you beter lissen clos.

        He seems more stabul than mos of my meezers (whom of course I lurv hart an sole!!!).

        • onceajinx says:

          Yesh, I do WANT! So mello, liek da gurl wif Nachrullee Curlee Hayr, yoo kin drayp dem ober yur arm an dey awl relackst!

          Ma Willem musta had a bit uv dis in himz, I cood drayp him ober ma arm, an if he stadin up an I say luvvee tings to him, he wood jus fawl ober – PLOP! An be awl purtee happee luvee kitteh!

          Plus deez kittehs much purtee!

      • Shera (kittehvet) says:

        we has a snoshoo at wurk dat needs a fureber home. He very nice and lubby kitteh not as chatty as meezer and almos as floppy as ragdoll. Dey all gud kittehs.

        I’z sure he can has home soon

        • Ambercat says:

          wud Snoshoo lyk to Emmy grate to teenytiny Ingerland?! Tehy sown lubblee kittehs an i’m shor Amber wud lyk a gnu plaimayt!

          • Shera (kittehvet) says:

            i’z sure he wood, but is hard to emmy grate to TTI. Eezier than uzed to bee, but still hard.

            Find a playmayt for Amber near home!

  6. meatzilla says:

    Kitteh has a problum wif being on da fone too much. Balance needs to be found so dey dun get dropped from the fone plan.

    I give up, dis one’s tough to comment on.

    • mimzoid says:

      kitteh is the household minute monitor. when fone plan limit has been reached, kitteh uzez poynty enz to dizcurrage furder use of fone.

  7. leaf says:

    Still holding on … my wait time is estimated to be 47 minutes and 31 seconds…but MUH CALL IS VERRY IMPORTANT!

  8. I_dans_dans_dans says:

    kant yu kids behaves jus once wehn Iz on tah phone??

  9. designerkitteh says:

    srry kitteh, ur paws are not made 4 dialing. silly rotary fones. :(

  10. Lora says:

    Mistah Watson, come heer…
    and fillz mah fud bowl!

  11. Mz. Jackal says:

    how in dah wurld uv cheez do u get a picture by ur name????????????????????????????????????????????

    • sish says:

      U mus haz a Wurdpres akownt. Den u kan has avatar.

    • Princess Mu says:

      become a wurpress membur at wordpress.com. after you fill owt ur profile, you can chose a pic. if u r logged on to wordpress, your pic will show up heer.

    • hissy says:

      U has to sine up with Werd Press.

    • mzjackal says:

      fanks!

    • D Marie says:

      After you sign in to WordPress, and upload an avatar to your profile, and put in your display name…. log off of WordPress and ICHC. Then you need to delete your cookie for ICHC. It will be on your computer someplace like: C:\Documents and Settings\username\Cookies and named something like username@icanhascheezburger[1]

      Then, log back in to WordPress, and use the link on the dashboard to come to ICHC, and you should have your avatar back soon.

      Deleting the cookie also works if for some strange reason you start showing up as someone else when you try to add a comment.

      If this doesn’t work for you, you can join Cheezfrenz (even for just a little while) to contact me, and I will try to help you fix it. As always, you can get to Cheezfrenz through my name, above.

      Your Refrense Lolbrarian at werk.

  12. RobG says:

    I got a kick out of the phone…and I like the fuzzy receiver.

  13. Kanakitty says:

    I can has moot buttin?

  14. mzjackal says:

    Dah phone. Iz on it

  15. Mwwilliams says:

    Hey, gets offn yur compuserve act, i needs to order new ribbn fur mai typriter.

  16. thisncat says:

    “Helow? Cheez an Tofu?” “Naw dat I haz u on teh fone, I haz sum kwestions”

    Wat wuz ur firsty reacshun tu teh newz u haz wun an award?
    ” Jebus Chrys get in da car, we needs alkeehol, baked guds, cheezburgers ,ana displai kays”

    If u cud clymb N E kynd uv tree wut wud it be?
    “clik”
    Helow? Helow? Stoopy phone press

  17. Romeow says:

    Midge, hold on.

    *puts paw ober receeber*

    Will u kids keep it down? Doan maek me cum ober dere. Doan maek me!
    Juss wate till I gets off teh phone. Well, den ask ur brudder to get it fur u. I doan bovver u wen ur on teh phone. I maek won call awl dai, and u can’t beehabe fur tew minites?

    OK Midge, I’m bak.

    • Mimicat says:

      OMG I heered dis soooooooo menny times growing up!

      • doctorcat says:

        Hehe. Now I sez it to my kids–or useta, till dey becomed teemagers (how dis happen?) Now dey sez it to me!

        Funny storee: I’z on teh phone wif mah nayber wun day, an I heers her 4-year-old in teh background:

        “Mom? Mom! MOM!! MOMMEEEE!!!”
        *Sigh* “What do you want, Luke?”
        “Uh. . .”

  18. Jack Deth says:

    Balenseeng awn tawp
    ubz oald~tymee telleefone
    maydz byez Awrt Dekko

    Kitteh watchezz inz
    seekressee az Hewminz callz
    owt 4 Nom Nom Bawkz!

    Nom Nom Bawkz iz t3h
    bestest! Kitteh willz smellz it
    B4 Hewmin duz :-)

    Jack.

  19. KickahaOta says:

    If that phone should ring,
    Ceiling Cat will get a new
    observation hole.

  20. Jack Deth says:

    Balenseeng awn tawp
    ubz oald~tymee telleefone
    maydz byez Awrt Dekko

    Kitteh watches in
    sekressee as Hewmin maykz
    call 4 Nom Nom Bawkz

    Nom Nom Bawkz iz t2h
    bestest! Kitteh willz smellz it
    B4 Hewmin duz! :-)

    Jack.

  21. Romeow says:

    Oh hai,

    I wud liek to place an order to be delibered. I wud liek…

    an appetizer ov ate albino mice,
    bring a big box ov beefy broiled burgers,
    and I choose a choyce chilled chunk ov chedder cheez…

  22. Jack Deth says:

    OK… Summfeeng weerd
    happend wen I sentz owt mai
    furst pome. Wentz 2

    Weerd Doggeh syte
    kindaz lyke ICHC.
    Reeprinted mai pome

    bye clikkeeng t3h ‘Add
    Commentz’ fingee andz it sentz
    meh str8 bakk 2 heer!

    Now I haz t3h saym
    pome twyse. Shurr hoap dat ‘Wurdz Press’
    iz nawt akkteengz up :-)

    Jack.

  23. Kevin says:

    Yay! No stupid link to another picture that’s not even related to it!

    Could this be the start of something good, like I Can Has Cheezburger just putting links to other pictures on their pictures when they’re actually related?

  24. hissy says:

    iz liek a rip in the cheez coninu…continuuuuuuummmm.

  25. KingTaco says:

    Ohhhhhh! Snowshoe kitteh! The King of Kittehs!

  26. daveman says:

    hush mah darlin be still mah darlin
    teh lyon’s on teh fone
    hush mah darlin be still mah darlin
    teh lyon’s on teh fone

    • Kafleen says:

      Zoo call
      may i speek too Leo pleez?
      Sry, hees on annuddur lion.

      • leaf says:

        er…too much information…how bout : He’s unavailable now, may i take a message?

        TEE HEE!

        • lolcatburglar tells a joke:
          A duck and a giraffe walk into a bar and order martinis. The duck says, “put the drinks on my bill” and the giraffe says, “no, the highballs are on me.”

          leaf tells the same joke:
          A duck and a giraffe walk into a bar and order martinis. The duck says, “put the drinks on my tab” and the giraffe says, “no, I’ll pay for them.”

          See, leaf, teh diffrence is that u told ur joke wifout teh novelty arro-thru-teh-hed site gag novlety prop thingy.

          Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

        • leaf, u knoes I is just funning wif u, rite? Plain along wif ur lead?

          *tilts hed engagingly, blinks fast a bunch times*

          • Romeow says:

            Heers won fur u LCB.

            Dis comedy iz harder den eben jokes ober teh interwebs. Iz gonna maek u do a vishual joke to urseff.

            U hab to plai along wif me or teh chance ov it bean phunnee iz eben moar remote than it iz rite nao (which iz prolly close to zero rite nao).

            OK, LCB, bends ur elbows and puts ur hands close to ur ears. Now, open and close ur hands az fast as u can…but wait…while ur doin dat wif ur hands, open an close ur eyes as fast as you can. (ur fast blinkee commint maed me fink of dis)

            OK, go do it. Come on, hands and eyes going as fast as dey can!
            Stop reeding and do it.
            If u don’t, u will b doing it rong.

            OK, u did it? Gud.

            U juss proved dat teh hand iz kwiker than teh eye!

            • I hope u is teh happy, Romeow. U knoes how not cowordinayted I is. I has poked mahself in teh eye wif mah opposable thums and mah hairs is messed up and mah lolcatburglar mask is askew.

              Not only that, but I forgetted to take off mah novelty arro-thru-teh-hed site gag novlety prop thingy first. Puncture woonds and lasserashuns. I has them.

            • Romeow says:

              I sowy, LCB.
              Iz nawt liek I asked u to clime onto ennyfing hi.

              Plz doan do dis.

    • mimzoid says:

      oooooooouhweembuway, uhweembuway

    • Teho says:

      in teh spaeship, teh silvar spaeship, teh lyon wayvs goobai…

  27. onceajinx says:

    Lissning awn da esstenshun – Yr doowin it rong!!

  28. Ambercat says:

    Wunce upawn a tym at hoem
    Ai sat Bsyd teh tellee fone
    Waytin fore sumwun to pull me threw
    Wen at larst it didunt ring well Ai nyu it wussunt yu!

    • handikat says:

      Ai down’t want tew chaynge teh wurld
      Ai’m nawt lookin 4 a new Inngerlands
      Is yew lookin 4 annuder girrrrrl?

      Billee Braggs an Kirstee Mac Colls, FTW

      (Is yu me, AC? Or is ai yu? ;-) )

      • Ambercat says:

        Ai sor too shootin star las nite
        Ai wished awn tehm, but tehy were oenlee satellites
        Its rong to wish awn spayce hardwaer
        Ai wish Ai wish Oh Ai wish yu cayred!

        Ambercat an Handikat – separaytid at burf?

  29. onceajinx says:

    Sanjay in interbyoo fur noo yob.
    Stupervizer sez, pls to yooz deez werds in a frase: Green, pink, yellow.
    Sanjay tink, an sez:
    Fone goze green, green! I pink it up an say ‘Yellow?’

  30. U iddiot! I sayed put a *tap* on their phone. No, *tap*. T – A – P.

  31. SarahD says:

    Literal kitteh is jus stateng teh facts

  32. mysterious says:

    Callblocker kitteh

    is stoppin teh tellehmarketurrs…..

  33. Cottleston Pie says:

    This reminds me of a joke.

    A woman walks into the kitchen and finds her husband chasing flies. She asks him if he’s had any luck.

    “Yes,” he says, “I killed two male flies and three female flies.”

    “How can you tell which is which?” she asks.

    “Because two of them were circling a beer can, and three of them were on the phone.”

    :D

  34. D.R. says:

    New Kitteh Phone

    Cat will taeks ur mesajis

  35. Elle says:

    This kitteh remind me of Amelia Bedelia.

  36. olive says:

    ums, brilliant.

  37. Emily says:

    Hah, I gets dat. =D

  38. thisncat says:

    Miz Jonz, Cat-call awn lyn wun

    Sumbudee had tu sai it!

  39. Naglfar says:

    hyoominz bein 2 loud again, get teh nokout gass plzkthx

  40. philene says:

    iall sez u be on taht foan lowng, lowng tyme by da aj of it

  41. ambercat says:

    Wots teh nummer fore 911?

  42. Catherine says:

    Dis be gud use of punnage. Kitteh is on da phone but we thinks on da phone meens talky but he not talky he just on da phone.

  43. Markitteh says:

    Beatles “B” side “You Know My Name Look Up The Number” aroun 1970.


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