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oh if only i had somehting witty to say…..
don werry….u wouldn be the FURST to have that problem….
(ah the dreaded F-word…waits for buns to fly)
no, no, dat’s heer:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/bunway-airlines-is-now-landing/
Awn the fon?? Dun’t wee awl?
An congratz, deer Sheara(kittehvet) awn yur well deserbed playce in teh Tawp Spawt.
But what to doo fur teh danz of Joi? So menee sawngs wif fones. Liek teh big number in “Bye Bye Birdie,” oar ?????HALP. Ai just NOES there ar lots ov phon sawngs – but waht ar they????
8675309
Young female kitteh waited impayshently by de fone, knowing inside that HE had not forgottin her. For over two hours she rubbed the fone, and litely batted da fone, and sat on de fone, waiting, waiting….Mama Kitteh anted to use fone, but little kitteh’s eyes welled with tears. Mama Kitteh remembered doing same thing when she was young kitty, and decided to use her cell fone for call. Little brudder kitteh wanted to use fone, but sweet little young kitteh hissed and swatted his head several times until he gave up and left. She KNEW hansum young Tomcat would call, and again rubbed against the fone. He couldn’t 4get her, she knew; he just HAD 2 like her…..The fone rang, and she answered it with soft meow. She couldn’t help it; she started to purrrrrrr………
Heeheeheeheehee! It reedz jus liek one of dose paepurbax dat u kan biy in teh grossrie stoar. It iz full of win and awesum!
Awwwww…yung lub.
kyoot storee
I can neber come up wif stuff liek this.
my hed is too full with the teknikal stuff.
no creatibity
But when my kitteh sick, I go 2 you 4 teknikal stuff. Thank God U has it.
YEAH!
I can help u Janet —
how about
Here’s a Quarter Call Someone Who Cares OR
Hanging on the Telephone OR
Mr Telephone Man OR
Call me OR
867-5309 OR
Baby don’t forget my number OR
London calling OR
Hello
okay that is awl I can think of right naow — pick one of those! LOLZ
Also phone song:
call and answer
Dere’s awlso “Telephone Line” by ELO.
ring ring ring … bananafone!!
I diddun heer dat.
U noe wai.
Wai? Cuz u gotz a bannanana in ur eer?
doo doo da doo la loo
Gah!! Eeerwurmz gots me!!
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
I am showing mai age heere, but:
Pennsylvania 6-5000.
Hello Central, Gimme Heaven!
Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee
help me find the party who tried to get in touch with me……..
Chuck Berry, Johnny Rivers
Glenn Miller FTW!
If u noes wut dat numbr b 2 den u is relee olded…oar els u just teh smrt.
Ai noes it.
I’s purdy old, but not mebbeh so berry smart. Tell! Tell!1
U fink it prolly numbr fur sumbodee n teh stayt ov Pensulvaynyuh…but its nawt. It b teh numbr 2 teh Pensulvaynyuh Hotel n Noo Yawk Sitee. It’s troo!
Wut’s teh wun by Jim Croce–?
“Operator, won’t you halp me make this call…?”
8675309…
K, we gots lotsa songs. Fur teh phone naot-second I purrpose a Line Dance. Mebbe Party Line Dance (bemember dose?)
okay now I am mad — I gave you all a HUGE off the top of mai lil head list of phone songs……..and no one was impressed???? SHEESSHH……
Insulted Gayla is insulted.
(goes to nawty barn for a bit of a stomp)
lolz
Yu is nawt rilly crawss wit us; yu jus wont to see if danyudaiLoowis is in teh barn yet!
Hmmmmmmmm…….
Wayt, Ai com halp yu luk!!
OK I admits it — I really wannted to go to da nawty barn to see if ddl was there to play wif. Ambercat n I will be back later……lolzzz
Kwite a bit layter…
the NYG Lubs the pouty lip
you know its why u do it gayla
Oh, no, gayla, don be insultatated. I wuz reely imprest, an gave yu teh 5 burgers. Instedd of sayin yu so grate, gayla, I wuz juss tryin to fink of sum moor songs.
But I can onlee fink of a cupple. You da winna!
I nawt reallys I jus wannted to see if anyone would carwe……and you dids!
) HUGS
MWAH!!!!
(datz a big ol kiss)
Dat wuz toppa ur hed?! I fot it wuz teh froot of yeers of reeserch.
*happitail dance fur gayla*
I dont spoze u wants to come out of teh notty barn, huh? K, call me wen Jorj an Antonio arrive.
well doctorcat I been waitin at the nawty barn for u…..where u been?? u missin the phun.
Is Jorj an Antonio dere yet?
i fink the quarter song is more in line wif my comment, but I lubs “Call Me” so wes do dat one
mai furst dants
I sew eggsyted
*danse…..danse……danse*
“Kawl meh!
On teh lyne
Yew cans kawl meh anni, anni tyme…”
*Pogoes round teh thread in punk fasshion*
Blondie! Can you bleeve Debbie Harry is 63 yrs ole?!
oh noes!! Say dat ain’t so!!
GACK! I can’t bleev how ole I iz, let alone how ole Debbie Harry iz. I goes gets shawl an cane now.
Oooo…Shera,
U picked a song fur teh Nawty Barn fur ur furstee danse!
Cubber meh wif kisses, kitteh
Cubber meh wif lub
Roll meh in deziner nip
I neber git enuff
*danses seksy Iz beehine teh doors ov teh Nawty Barn*
Deer Gayla,
Sorree – “thingz” happened an ai dint get bak heer – yur list iz totallee spektakewlar!!!! Ai can’t beleeve yoo just had awl those so reddilee at hand!!! I cudn’t think of WUN!!!
Beechwood 45789.
Dat’s reeeely old.
“Rikki Don loose taht nummer”
But YAY! to Gayla 4 TWO Blondie sawngs! An teh Clash!
*note to self – muss learn italiliks. Looks liek Ai’m shouting*
Sorry guise.
teh way stend splaned it to me:
substitute for )
(I)to italicize puts teh wurd here (/I)
italicize
oh pooh the pointy sighns got eated. )=>
(=<
Yes – taht happened to mee wehn ai wuz traing to splain it too sumwun. Dose pointee endz ar trickee.
Beware – in awl cases – teh pointee ends!!!
i haven’t seen a phone like that in years … kewl. cat duz a good job of being on the phone.
homescribe – yoo ar no longer bloo. What duz this meen?
An – ai wanted to say – tath was a BEYOOTIFUL cake yoo madeded fur the Burgerz 1st Annibersary/Birfday partee! Ai wish a pikshoor ov it could bee linked heer fur a while. Ai am shur there ar menee peepl hoo did nawt see it.
clik awn “More news from…” in teh rite-han colum, tehn goe to “happy anniversary”. Cake stil tehre. Ai tink Ai’ll maek tihs caek tonite – is mai 1st anniversary in mai jawb an livin in teh Cot Swolds; mai Gnu Lyf is wun yeer old, jus lyk ICHC!
happy annibersary, Ambercat!!
Ambercat, even tho I am very jellos ov joo livin in teh Cot Swolds an all, ai want 2 wish joo a Happee Annyversary and wish joo an eeben bettah yeer to cum. An tank joo for all teh grinz an snerkz and giglols joo hav sent mai wai.
{{{Ambercat}}}
i am no longer bloo …. oh noes!!!! i tink it’s bekause i wasnt been logged in to wurdpress when postink … alas ….
glad you liked teh cake … i tawt is wuz kind of purrfect fur teh okashun
yeah, kinda makes you wonder exactly how long kitty has been on the phone? Is kitty collecting dust?
Kitteh not clear on teh concept.
I will only be on here a moment……be right down.
Catlike modem detected.
Connected at 56.6 CHZb/sec.
Glad I upgraded to teh 125 MCHZb/sec sisdem.
I can has cat5 upgrade?
Geeklike comments detected :p
O twicky snoshoos. They not chatteh kittehs so don speck long call — jes … on an off!
Congrats for identifyeeng teh kitteh korreklee. Mos hoomins fink dis symeezer…but is snoshoo. Ai has teh snoshoo n her no chatteh…but wen her b chatteh u betr lissen cos her no repeet wut her sai!
Partick, Xackly. I got my first Snoshoos last summer and am ENCAHNTED by him! He croons on caazun but you beter lissen clos.
He seems more stabul than mos of my meezers (whom of course I lurv hart an sole!!!).
Yesh, I do WANT! So mello, liek da gurl wif Nachrullee Curlee Hayr, yoo kin drayp dem ober yur arm an dey awl relackst!
Ma Willem musta had a bit uv dis in himz, I cood drayp him ober ma arm, an if he stadin up an I say luvvee tings to him, he wood jus fawl ober – PLOP! An be awl purtee happee luvee kitteh!
Plus deez kittehs much purtee!
we has a snoshoo at wurk dat needs a fureber home. He very nice and lubby kitteh not as chatty as meezer and almos as floppy as ragdoll. Dey all gud kittehs.
I’z sure he can has home soon
wud Snoshoo lyk to Emmy grate to teenytiny Ingerland?! Tehy sown lubblee kittehs an i’m shor Amber wud lyk a gnu plaimayt!
i’z sure he wood, but is hard to emmy grate to TTI. Eezier than uzed to bee, but still hard.
Find a playmayt for Amber near home!
Kitteh has a problum wif being on da fone too much. Balance needs to be found so dey dun get dropped from the fone plan.
I give up, dis one’s tough to comment on.
kitteh is the household minute monitor. when fone plan limit has been reached, kitteh uzez poynty enz to dizcurrage furder use of fone.
Still holding on … my wait time is estimated to be 47 minutes and 31 seconds…but MUH CALL IS VERRY IMPORTANT!
kant yu kids behaves jus once wehn Iz on tah phone??
Sawngs?
“Call Me”.
Reba McIntyre’s “Why Haven’t I Heard From You”? (it’s a krazy littul thing dey kall a tellefone)
ohh and u and I picked different sawgs evenz…..there must be a trillion LOLZ
U hadz a hole bunsch ov dem, Gayla! Gudz thinking! der’s alwais teh semee pathettik, “Let It Please Be Him”
I has 2 go owt nao soh c u l8tah, ebbrywun!
lurve dat song!
“Hold Teh Line” by Toto!
srry kitteh, ur paws are not made 4 dialing. silly rotary fones.
i can haz touch tone fone?
or meow-activated dialing, purrhaps
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
also:
Let’s see… strictly as a novelty, you understand, for the lady and gentleman who has everything, a sterling silver telephone dialer. That’s 6.75, including tax.
Simpsuns FTW!!!
Winnah on numba 1!
Anywun get teh secund one? Hint: it is from a moovie and teh moovie has a kitteh in it.
Two kittehs if you count teh mask she shoplifts!
Oooh, rite! I forgetted about that.
I can nebber watch when it gets to teh part wif teh kitteh in teh taxi. Always makes me cry.
And Breakfast at Tiffanee’s! Mebbe we can just has this engraved . . . .
I think it would be very smart.
Mistah Watson, come heer…
and fillz mah fud bowl!
eggsellunt Alexander Bell/Watson reference!
Indede, V. Good!
how in dah wurld uv cheez do u get a picture by ur name????????????????????????????????????????????
U mus haz a Wurdpres akownt. Den u kan has avatar.
become a wurpress membur at wordpress.com. after you fill owt ur profile, you can chose a pic. if u r logged on to wordpress, your pic will show up heer.
U has to sine up with Werd Press.
fanks!
Mah picshur nebbur showed up! An teh FAQ dussunt tell wut too doo bowt dat. I doan no whai now dat picshur not acceptubbul.
Dag. Now I gots too go find a diffrunt donkee an trai agin.
Hope u hab bettur luck, mz jackal!
’sokay…has payshuns. mah abatar diddint show up til teh day aftur ai opended mah akount. yoo shud see it in a day or too.
ty spykesmom!! I’ll wait.
Ai am trying tihs tu. Us can has suport grupe?
I fink I dids it. Lessee…
Ai join yoor suport groop anukki.
Jus sined up fer teh WP, kjurius to see how dis werks.
*cross pawses*
Cood also be size uv pitcher. If yoo yoozis da pitcher as avatar awn uvver sites, shood be ok heer too (Liek mines)
Uvver sites? Dare is uvver sites tahn tihs wun?
After you sign in to WordPress, and upload an avatar to your profile, and put in your display name…. log off of WordPress and ICHC. Then you need to delete your cookie for ICHC. It will be on your computer someplace like: C:\Documents and Settings\username\Cookies and named something like username@icanhascheezburger[1]
Then, log back in to WordPress, and use the link on the dashboard to come to ICHC, and you should have your avatar back soon.
Deleting the cookie also works if for some strange reason you start showing up as someone else when you try to add a comment.
If this doesn’t work for you, you can join Cheezfrenz (even for just a little while) to contact me, and I will try to help you fix it. As always, you can get to Cheezfrenz through my name, above.
Your Refrense Lolbrarian at werk.
I got a kick out of the phone…and I like the fuzzy receiver.
“speek up, the recepshun iz fuzzy”
Can you heres me now?
Fuzzy on won syde, an poyntee on teh odder.
Handul wif caer.
Manyoofacturer not liabul for damidg to fayc or eers.
Iffn yoo gets hissing static, tiem to puts down an walk awei caerfullee.
I can has moot buttin?
Kitteh habs found teh hold button.
A moot point…..wen u getz teh sharp end ub teh pointee paw an u shuts up!
*snicker*
Dah phone. Iz on it
Hey, gets offn yur compuserve act, i needs to order new ribbn fur mai typriter.
“Helow? Cheez an Tofu?” “Naw dat I haz u on teh fone, I haz sum kwestions”
Wat wuz ur firsty reacshun tu teh newz u haz wun an award?
” Jebus Chrys get in da car, we needs alkeehol, baked guds, cheezburgers ,ana displai kays”
If u cud clymb N E kynd uv tree wut wud it be?
“clik”
Helow? Helow? Stoopy phone press
Midge, hold on.
*puts paw ober receeber*
Will u kids keep it down? Doan maek me cum ober dere. Doan maek me!
Juss wate till I gets off teh phone. Well, den ask ur brudder to get it fur u. I doan bovver u wen ur on teh phone. I maek won call awl dai, and u can’t beehabe fur tew minites?
OK Midge, I’m bak.
OMG I heered dis soooooooo menny times growing up!
Hehe. Now I sez it to my kids–or useta, till dey becomed teemagers (how dis happen?) Now dey sez it to me!
Funny storee: I’z on teh phone wif mah nayber wun day, an I heers her 4-year-old in teh background:
“Mom? Mom! MOM!! MOMMEEEE!!!”
*Sigh* “What do you want, Luke?”
“Uh. . .”
Balenseeng awn tawp
ubz oald~tymee telleefone
maydz byez Awrt Dekko
Kitteh watchezz inz
seekressee az Hewminz callz
owt 4 Nom Nom Bawkz!
Nom Nom Bawkz iz t3h
bestest! Kitteh willz smellz it
B4 Hewmin duz
Jack.
If that phone should ring,
Ceiling Cat will get a new
observation hole.
Win, Win, Win…Hello?
Balenseeng awn tawp
ubz oald~tymee telleefone
maydz byez Awrt Dekko
Kitteh watches in
sekressee as Hewmin maykz
call 4 Nom Nom Bawkz
Nom Nom Bawkz iz t2h
bestest! Kitteh willz smellz it
B4 Hewmin duz!
Jack.
eben betteh the second time
i lubs ur poetree
Oh hai,
I wud liek to place an order to be delibered. I wud liek…
an appetizer ov ate albino mice,
bring a big box ov beefy broiled burgers,
and I choose a choyce chilled chunk ov chedder cheez…
A dozen delicious doughnuts, eleven elephant ears, and five filet mignon…
a gazillion grapes, ham hawks, n ipecac…no, no, make that ise kreem!
jar uv jelly
kart uv krispee kreems
lawng linkz uv livverwerst
jaboticaba, kiwi, longan (heh heh heh)
is real words!
oo, jaboticaba. . Want! an I don eben no wut it iz.
majur amownts uv meat (awn teh chzbrgr), nom nom nomuble (fig) newtuns, open jarr uv slyced onions
a peck ov pikkuld peppahs,
a quart of quince,
a rownd uv Roquefort
n a sooperjumbo Diet soda plskthxbai
a tankard ob tripe, a u of u, a vase ob vodka, …
a weelbarrer ful of walnutts, a xtra large bocks of xtra strong mints anna zooper zized pack ov zozzidges!
Okies – I cheeted.
But it hadda be dun, rite?!
umpteen ugli froots fur u
an zillions of zabagliones fur z!
OK… Summfeeng weerd
happend wen I sentz owt mai
furst pome. Wentz 2
Weerd Doggeh syte
kindaz lyke ICHC.
Reeprinted mai pome
bye clikkeeng t3h ‘Add
Commentz’ fingee andz it sentz
meh str8 bakk 2 heer!
Now I haz t3h saym
pome twyse. Shurr hoap dat ‘Wurdz Press’
iz nawt akkteengz up
Jack.
Onwee Jack cud cum up wif a poem fur hims prolem.
Az soon as ur poem came up, awl teh bloo writing turned to red. Mebee I waz redirected to teh goggie site, too? Wen I refreshed, I waz bak at teh Cheezburger hoam.
it cud b teh TWYLITE ZOAN!!
doo de doo doo
doo de doo doo
i not see the dawgie siet
Yay! No stupid link to another picture that’s not even related to it!
Could this be the start of something good, like I Can Has Cheezburger just putting links to other pictures on their pictures when they’re actually related?
Now now, dearie. Don’t be trollin’.
here, letz try out ower new Scents of Humor on ‘im. If taht dusnt werk, try teh exrta funnee bonez i fink teh nao carries on the CCC.
U…u meen…sum links go too stoopee ol picshurs wut not ebbun bee RELATED?! Tragedy!
*sniffs*
Oh, teh humanitee!
Bring owt teh Eeyore.
Let’s all doo teh Eeyore shuffle. Evreeboddee gotz dere tinee violin?
/runs, laffing
//oh yeh…here’s a link fur ya… http://www.brickmasons.com
Aww, hush, Kebin.
Lotsa fokes lyk teh linx.
if yoo doan, just don klik em.
iz liek a rip in the cheez coninu…continuuuuuuummmm.
Ohhhhhh! Snowshoe kitteh! The King of Kittehs!
hush mah darlin be still mah darlin
teh lyon’s on teh fone
hush mah darlin be still mah darlin
teh lyon’s on teh fone
Zoo call
may i speek too Leo pleez?
Sry, hees on annuddur lion.
er…too much information…how bout : He’s unavailable now, may i take a message?
TEE HEE!
lolcatburglar tells a joke:
A duck and a giraffe walk into a bar and order martinis. The duck says, “put the drinks on my bill” and the giraffe says, “no, the highballs are on me.”
leaf tells the same joke:
A duck and a giraffe walk into a bar and order martinis. The duck says, “put the drinks on my tab” and the giraffe says, “no, I’ll pay for them.”
See, leaf, teh diffrence is that u told ur joke wifout teh novelty arro-thru-teh-hed site gag novlety prop thingy.
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
leaf, u knoes I is just funning wif u, rite? Plain along wif ur lead?
*tilts hed engagingly, blinks fast a bunch times*
Heers won fur u LCB.
Dis comedy iz harder den eben jokes ober teh interwebs. Iz gonna maek u do a vishual joke to urseff.
U hab to plai along wif me or teh chance ov it bean phunnee iz eben moar remote than it iz rite nao (which iz prolly close to zero rite nao).
OK, LCB, bends ur elbows and puts ur hands close to ur ears. Now, open and close ur hands az fast as u can…but wait…while ur doin dat wif ur hands, open an close ur eyes as fast as you can. (ur fast blinkee commint maed me fink of dis)
OK, go do it. Come on, hands and eyes going as fast as dey can!
Stop reeding and do it.
If u don’t, u will b doing it rong.
OK, u did it? Gud.
U juss proved dat teh hand iz kwiker than teh eye!
I hope u is teh happy, Romeow. U knoes how not cowordinayted I is. I has poked mahself in teh eye wif mah opposable thums and mah hairs is messed up and mah lolcatburglar mask is askew.
Not only that, but I forgetted to take off mah novelty arro-thru-teh-hed site gag novlety prop thingy first. Puncture woonds and lasserashuns. I has them.
I sowy, LCB.
Iz nawt liek I asked u to clime onto ennyfing hi.
Plz doan do dis.
oooooooouhweembuway, uhweembuway
in teh spaeship, teh silvar spaeship, teh lyon wayvs goobai…
Lissning awn da esstenshun – Yr doowin it rong!!
Wunce upawn a tym at hoem
Ai sat Bsyd teh tellee fone
Waytin fore sumwun to pull me threw
Wen at larst it didunt ring well Ai nyu it wussunt yu!
Ai down’t want tew chaynge teh wurld
Ai’m nawt lookin 4 a new Inngerlands
Is yew lookin 4 annuder girrrrrl?
Billee Braggs an Kirstee Mac Colls, FTW
(Is yu me, AC? Or is ai yu?
)
Ai sor too shootin star las nite
Ai wished awn tehm, but tehy were oenlee satellites
Its rong to wish awn spayce hardwaer
Ai wish Ai wish Oh Ai wish yu cayred!
Ambercat an Handikat – separaytid at burf?
Kitteh sisstahs!
Do Want!
Sanjay in interbyoo fur noo yob.
Stupervizer sez, pls to yooz deez werds in a frase: Green, pink, yellow.
Sanjay tink, an sez:
Fone goze green, green! I pink it up an say ‘Yellow?’
U iddiot! I sayed put a *tap* on their phone. No, *tap*. T – A – P.
lolz!!!@!!
wut we needz is a war awn errer
Oh moe – taht’s (grooooooaaaan) GRATE!
covert surveillance–ur doin it rong
Literal kitteh is jus stateng teh facts
Callblocker kitteh
is stoppin teh tellehmarketurrs…..
WANT!
This reminds me of a joke.
A woman walks into the kitchen and finds her husband chasing flies. She asks him if he’s had any luck.
“Yes,” he says, “I killed two male flies and three female flies.”
“How can you tell which is which?” she asks.
“Because two of them were circling a beer can, and three of them were on the phone.”
New Kitteh Phone
Cat will taeks ur mesajis
Kitteh takes ur messages all rite but she won’t give them back!
This kitteh remind me of Amelia Bedelia.
ums, brilliant.
Hah, I gets dat. =D
Miz Jonz, Cat-call awn lyn wun
Sumbudee had tu sai it!
hyoominz bein 2 loud again, get teh nokout gass plzkthx
iall sez u be on taht foan lowng, lowng tyme by da aj of it
Wots teh nummer fore 911?
Dis be gud use of punnage. Kitteh is on da phone but we thinks on da phone meens talky but he not talky he just on da phone.
Beatles “B” side “You Know My Name Look Up The Number” aroun 1970.