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dun worries. I will fetch cheezburgers and back-up. We will come backs fur yous after darks.
I luffs yous too
*runs in wif CCC*
Gots to go to werk! Help urselbs to CHRG(wdoi) n awl teh trimmins!
Congrats, babycakes, on teh not sekind!
I doant see wuts the prublum. Nuffin to wurie abowt, just two bebe kittehs, wif little eerz and the tails stickin up and padding wif the pawsies, and
SPLORT
thud
ded
jailhouse rock fer babycakes!!!
Iz dont kare how manee pepulz sai it ***SPLORT***
Now Iz goez hug all mi kittehs…
Concats! Babycakes
I ar dancing to teh jail house rock…
Oh noes mah head just exploded, needs the CCC the bebbehs are so cute..
Tank Ceiling Cat joo are here, MM! Joo are despurritlee needed on dis thred!
SPLORT!
Donut werry, I are fine. I juss needz a peesa choklit, den I will helpz joo kleen up teh mess.
*mop mop mop*
*swipe swipe swipe*
Dere, awl kleen. Onward we go to teh udder viktims of teh kewt!
SQUEEEE!!!!! SPLORT
iz so boohooboohoo, but iz so kaayut !!!my hart it has mega kasplort. teh glove no fit in chesty..wut iz do? help, iz bout too OD on poynigc..poinigsee..ppoy.. sadhappy stuff!
Aw heck!
No tiem fur puttin on purrtekshun!
*SPLORT!!!!!!*
oh noes! if u duznt takes time to put on purrteckshun, much wurst dan splort cud follow. Plz donot do dis. . .er. . .donot not do dis. . .er. . .allus ware teh rubber glub
Brilliant not sekond commint! Now hav hopes fur kitteh prisner too!
is dis Lost, isnt it?
dats wut i thot too!
Don’t greev, Admul. Iz logical. Needz of the many outway needz of few…
Spock kitteh…. will be back!
Ah but sumtiems, de gud uv de *wun* outways de gud uv de menneh.
Mefinks dis be wun uv doez tiemz.
Star Trek Panto :
He’s ded, Jim!
Oh no he isn’t!!!
Oh yes he is!
O no he izznt!!!
No! He’s behin joo!
We kno a sawng abowt taht, dont we chilldrun?
Very cute
-But what aboot us?
-Weell olwiez hab cheezbrgz
. . . it duzn’t take much to see that teh prublems of three littel kittehs don’t amount to a hill uv cheezburgers in this crazee wurld.
-Dat wuz de day de Germanz marched into Paris.
-De Germanz wor gray. Yoo wor bloo . . .
Casablanca… *sigh* Wun uv teh bestest moobies uv awl tiems.
mai favrit scene frum taht moovee wuld probly be when rick starts leading the french nat’nal anthum tu drown out teh gurmans, ai sang along at teh parts ai knu.
Teh Fronsh nashunull anfem is GRATE – is awl abowt disembowwlin NE forriners hoo luks at yew funny. Teh Ingrish nashunull anfem is bery bery dull bai comparison. “Oh hai, we has a Queen. She’s grate. Ceelin Cat, plz to be lookin after her”.
Is plesunt enuff, but is nawt goin to scare teh c**p owta ur NMEs.
Ai saw de Ingrish natural amfen been plaied in presence ub her Machessee, an ai was ASTOUNDED tu see she duzznt no de wurds! She juz stuud dere laik a dope deh HOLE TAIM!
Kweenee sing:
Gawd sayv my grayshus One
Long liv my noebul One
Gawd sayv One!
Ai wud v sudjesstred anudder wurd fur “One”, alzo 3 ledders, but Briddish mebbe 2 polite.
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Duz shee reellee sing dat? Cuz she wazznt…..mebbe shee duznt no shees apposed ta.
Kweenee being restrayned an grayshuss, nawt a dope! She muss no teh werds, she’z herd them offen enuf. Juss to polite (an English) to sing “Gawd save Big Mee” an joyn in wiv teh chorus. (But in privit – Sings alawng wiv Ambercat and condukts!)
Silly – anthem is sung to Queen, not by Queen.
ftw
iono, i’ll lissen tu ennyfing fredee murkree sings.
Ai waz juzz teezin…ai know she cuddnt sing God Bless mai Gracious Me
play as time goes by Sam…
oh noe miss I can’t…
Please, just once, fur old tymes saek
well, ok…
Humfry strides awntew da seen! emotin ensues!
-Rik: If shee kan stand it, ai kan! Play eet!
-Sam:K’ den, I playz it fur yoo:
A kiss is jus a kiss,
A sigh is jus a sy.
Teh fundymental tings apply,
Az tiem goez by . . .
man this is perfect x D
I no gets it. To whut does tihs refer?
B&W kitteh seemz to B in some sort ob kayj, problee a gabion bazkett. An R tellin teh oddah kitteh 2 ezkayp. Leik in lotz n lotz ob war an pryzon fillumz.
i fink its from “lost”.
thar r lots uv moovees n tv shows tihs cood refer to.
lurking sock pupet … ur naem…snort…
* wipes ani stray floatsam er jettsum (frum heck noes ware)*
LOL : )
Ah. Fankoo. I reckonize teh genre, but wundered if it was a specifical ref to sumfink.
It refers to the tv serial Lost
teevee show “lost” wuz my furst thot…..
*splort* 2 much kyoot wuz sekond!!!1!
Yeppers, I wuz thinkin Lost, too, wif da bear cages. Or fur us olderkittehs, Daniel Day Lewis: STAY ALIVE! No matter what occurs. I will find you…
Ah wawchded teh furst epysod ob LOst, and goes “Does nawt wantz!!”
Mee, too.
Ai wotched a fayr bit ob teh furst seerees cos wun ob mai former skool-kids is in it. Sor Lored on teh Tings fore teh saym reeson – mai vicairyus faym; let me sho yu it!
Mmmm, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
Daniel Day Lewis is much yummy in teh Last of teh Mohicans.
Oh Yeah! Wudn’t mind snorgling dat!
Snorgler – grayt minds fink alyke! Teh DDL kwote was de furst ting dat popped into mah brayne (see below fur moar).
Not so mush fer da older Cheezfrenz. Ai thot Last ob da Mohikens, too, n Ai noez it naught frum mah gen…jener…mah pop culchar lifetyme.
Adn congratumalayshuns tu yu babycakes. Would yu liek a nice jalehowse rock?
Oh yes purrlease.
that sounds luberly
let me just finds my yooniforms and I will fix up my quiff
and then we can RAUKKKKKKKKKK
Less rawk
efferbawdy less rawk
Efferbawdy inna ole sell blawk
Is rawkin tu teh jalehaus rawk!!1!
*luks foar wooden chare foar tu be partner*
No needz; ah dans wit U.
I can has danse tu?
*swivel hips swivel hips*
Umm… dat’s awl I gotz fur Elvis-type dansin. I jus keep doin it.
*swivel hips swivel hips*
Wit dhoz moovz, U kan haz podeum dansr 4 teh banned.
joo needs sum boo swayd shoooz? i not jus show joo dem i giv joo dem caus joo teh not fursty doodette!
I haz dood teh hole ob Jaylhouz Rawk into LOLspeek; kan sumbudee elz pleez do Bloo Swed Shooz?
aw fankoo faeriequeen
dat is berry nice ob you
will joo dans wiff me?
luff o,ifns joo not minded mah bear feets.
ha ha
joo funneee
I only be wearings yor shoes
rest of me is nakid
* tee hee *
*gasssp!!!!* babycakes, ai tink u shud be in teh nawty barn!
Wut is teh nawty barn?
Did I miss sumfink?
>>Did I miss sumfink?
Oh, yeah.
I m noob, n awlso havs bin kewueeus bowt teh nawty barn. Sowns berry innerustin. Bin wundrin if yung nekkid gi is irnin Kevin Sorbo’s shurt. Hop nut, wud jes mak Salleh sad.
Werl ai fink it wuz Salleh hoo got it awl creesed in teh nawt second place!
please to be telling us about teh nawty barn
we iz berry berry kuriooze nao
Werl, ai does nawt want to gib u teh impresshun dat ai has EBER been dere maiself… but ai heer dat becaws ICHC is a gud cleen fambly site, occayshunully tehr is sum nawtiness dat must be kept awai to avoid offendin enny sensybillyteas. So in teh nawty barn, tehr is a bar wiv menny martoonies, an a nekkid irnin guy, an Danyull Craig in his speedos, an Kevin Sorbo wiv his shirt awf, an dat sorta fing.
Terrbul rly, bery bery sad dat sum peeps finds dat sawt of fing intrestin – me, ai wud rather be doin sum embroyderee oar reedin an improovin book.
*coff coff*
Nawty Barn sounds grate! FTW!
DO WANT!
Nex tym yu see D Marie in a postee clik awn her naym an go to teh bit abowt ICHC comment tips – splayns kwite a bit ob stuff, inkloodin teh nawty barn. An awlwais feel free to aks if yu spawt ennee ob teh (mennee!) odder in-joeks; we wudnt wont yu to feel leftowt an R happi to let yu plai too!
AC, yew is teh nicest purrson! Watta suite fink tu sai. Fankoo foar letting alla us n00bs plai tu. Adn neffer makin us feel teh st00pie. ICHC is fulla teh nicest peeps.
*wipes a teer*
Aw, Anukki! Heer, has a kleenex – nao blo…
canz we invite Daniel Day Lewis to werk in teh nawty barn? mebbe as honorary towel boy?
Awn it awlreddy, Mimzoid!
AWW! thes looks lyke somefing out of a WWII moovi. I likes.
Teh wardun treu a partee in teh kountee jayl,
Pryzon band waz deht & dehy began 2 wayl,
Bant wuz jumpin & teh joynt began 2 swing,
Ahooda herd dhoz noked owt jaylburds sing!
[korus]
Letz rawk, Evreebodee letz rawk!
Evreebodee in teh hole sell blok
Was dansin 2 teh jaylhouz rawk!
Spydur Murfee plaid teh 10or saxofone
Lil Joe was blowin on teh slyd trombone,
Teh drummur boi 4 Illynoyz went krash boom bang!
Teh hole rithum seckshon wuz teh purpul gang!
[korus]
Numbur 47 sed 2 numbur 3:
UR teh kewtezt jaylburd I ebur did see
I shur wood B delitied with UR kumpanee,
Kom on & do teh jaylhouz rawk with me!
[korus]
Seh sad sak wuz a-sittin on a blok ob stone,
Way obut in teh kornur weepin awl aloan
Teh wardun sed “Hey buddee, dont U B no skware.
Ib U kant fynd a partnur UZ a woodin chayr!”
[korus]
Shiftee Henree sed 2 Bugz: “4 hebin’s saykz,
No1z luikin, Nowz UR chans 2 mayk a brake!”
Bugzee tunrd 2 Shiftee & he sed “Nix nix,
Ah wanna stik arownd a whyl & get mah kix.”
[korus]
Dansin 2 teh jaylhous rawk… (repeats to fayd)
Dhiz shood B awn Babycakes’ 1:54AM; freekin Wurdprez!!!
Wow, paw4thot. This iz amayzing. Did yoo just doo this, or has yoo a whole repurrtoire ov sowngs awl reddee and dun fur wehn yoo needz them?
Ai think yoo cleelee haz a mews!!
Ah noze sum sawngz, but dhis 1 ah Googlez. Eithah wai, I haz 2 transl8 dehm in2 LOLspeek.
*app .. apl … clapps a lot*
Tihs is grayt, p4t!
Oh p4t! weer was joo wen I needed this! I tried to put dis in teh “Cheezburger riots” but cuddnt memeber it proply – all I cud think of was teh party in the Countee Jayle an teh wun Jayleberd callin teh otter kyoot – an hedsplorts ensue!
But dis is teh reel gud playce for the hedsplorts 2: theyre sooooooooo swete.Aaaaaaaaah.
*Goes all gooey*
I just dooz Google serch 4 Jailhouse Rock lyrics, dehn dooz teh tranzlayshun.
Because of the writers’ strike…..
Prison Break the Kitteh Edition on Fox!
Kittehs are almost as kyoot as Michael Schofield. Almost.
Harrow Cheezbuddies!
I am in teeny tiny Land of Eng, just cross de Atlantik. Iz mid-morning here, not 1:54am. Iz already at werks. Pleh! Do not want!
Hai, babycakes.
Ai am in Inngerland tew – in Hull. Ai are skoolteecher an its mai lunchtyme!
Where are yew?
Hi handikat an babycakes, awltho u did nawt aks, ai is in Lundun an ai has just had mai lunsh. Nao ai cud do with a nap, but unforchewnitly ai needs to go to a meetin abowt accountin insted.
Witch is makin me eben MOAR sleepy.
O hai from Oxford!
oh hai englander cheezfriends!
nice to meets you
werk does the sux
howeber, we can haz ICHC to cheer us up.
hoorah!
R yu awl havin teh arfternoony tee witowt me?! Ai is anodder Brit Cheezpeeps an Ai is in teh Cot Swolds (jus abowt!). Ai carnt plai awn ICHC at werk enneemoer, Ai has to wayt til Ai get hoem.
Pleh!!! Site blokers; DOEZ NAWT WANTZ!!!!
akkountin…pleh pleh pleh
I is in London. Quite far from Hull. But not as far as awl teh udder Cheezbuddies.
An I iz in teh North ob Skawtlund; Ebin (Kingston Upon) Hull iz hunridz ob mylz frawm heer.
North ob Skawtlund iz veree North.
*waves to p4t*
We dozzen’t use teh “Kinngston Uppon” bit. Ackshewally we dozzen’t use teh “H” bit as a rool. It’s porw .. pron … said ” ‘Ull ” !!
Ah noze; iz whi ah puts “Kinston uppin” in braketz; iz theyr, but no1 enur usez it!
Ooh, wareabowts is u in London? Ai is rite by Awcksford Serkuss.
British Invasion–we has it!
Teh Brittish r cummin!
(Akshully, *whispers* weer alreddi heer. An njoyin it)
Hawkeye Kitteh sez:
You be strong, you survive… You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you.
No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
Mohicans!
OOOOH, GREMLIN ! FAV MUVEE! BESTEST, MOSTEST ROMANTIK THING MAN HOOMIN EBER SAYD 2 WOMAN HOOMIN IN DA MUVEES !
(WOMAN IS GOING INTO DARK AND PERILOUS SITUATION, MAY BE RAPED, BEATEN BY BAD GUYS- HE IS TELLING HER ” I LOVE YOU, I WILL COME BACK AND SAVE U, I WILL LOVE U EVEN IF SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS, DONT GIVE UP”-SIGH, SO LOVELY)
Me too, me too – Wun uv mah favrit liens in enneh moovee, evver.
*romantikkal sigh*
*sigh* mee, too. ai think Daniel Day- Lewis waz at hiz verree moast hanssomest in this moovie.
R we plain fayvrit slushee moovee lyns? Myn’s:
Ai donut wont to loos yu
Ai donut wont to be lawst
*sigh*
Wish sumwun wud sai taht to me, so Ai cud sai it to tehm…
Avenge me!!!!!
Furst ting I finks ov. Frum vary silleh moobe, Red Dawn.
Me too! C. . Thomas Howell, and Patrick Swayze and Jennifurr Grey b4 Dirty Dancing!
“I luvs u.”
“I noes.”
STAR WARS ref!!! FTW!!!
Frozen in carbon — DO NOT WANT!
Frozen in cheezburgers…akshully, still do not want.
nawt ‘i noes’, OH noes!!!
I will save you kittehs!
Too cute.
My head just splorted….
Its from Lost…
So cutez! Can has larger picture wivout ritin’? Grlfrind wud luv dat pictur on hur pooter!
Goez to lolcat builder and seez if piktur still dere. u canz gets it plain (no cheez) to go.
leave no kitteh behind!
Can has bigger pic? Is 2 cute!
We’ll always have Paris.
An she’ll yooshully be drunk.
snort !!!1!!!1! 2 funneh – soda frum mah nose funneh!
dat’s whaddai liv foar!
well yu liv anudder dai then!
ZING!
I can has conjigal visits?
U can haz intarwebs, any flvr u like.
lolzombie film
Remines me of pilot fr Dark Angel seeereees–win gurl n boi xkape n tehn onlee gurl gets owt.
Dis pikchur mayd me kri *sniff*
Me too.
tihs ees teh best pairing ov commint an capshun ai has eber seed.
gud wurk carrie!
concatulashins Carrie!
verree kyoot!
Dis picshur it has much epic.
WOOLVIREENZ!!!
Red Dawn kitteh says
Avenge me son, AVENGE ME
Kate and Sawyer kittehs say: We’re on ur island, runnin from ur Others. HALP! Polar Bears, they eats us.
I will destroy whoever is after these tittehs1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tittehs? Who has tittehs? Mine are man-boobs.
lmbo
Alas, poor kitty, we hardly knew ye.
I demand a sequel to this picture involving awesome kitty kung-fu.
*gasp*shakpeer ref! yayneeees!
Jack Bauer kitteh gives hiz wurd, he will come bak fur u.
I thought this was “Red Dawn”… WOLVERINES!!!
Heh, i not ownly one ta tink Red Dawn furst ting. Yay cheezy 80s movies!
But kittehs seeeeeewwww sweet. I almos kri too. Mus save teh kitteh!
Yeah I think this is supposed to be a reference to that movie. It’s a classic.
Cute! It makes my heart melt. Splort?
This is the sweetest one I’ve ever seeeen!!
AwW IS SHO Kyoootes!
Me heds go splort az mai eiz go boohoooms!
Poor Romio an jooliet kittehs. will en real bad.
AVENG MEEEEHHH!!!!
kk. (takes owt big shiny sord and pwns killrs)
da stori is liek
kitteh1: u hasta leev nao or dey kil u 2
kitteh2: i cant just leev u kitteh1
ebilkittehs: dai kitteh1
kitteh1: blarg i is ded
kitteh2: n0000000000
kitteh1: aveng mai def owld frend
kitteh2: kk
kitteh2: avengin mah bff brb
kitteh2: die u beepity beep beeps
ebilkittehs: blarg wi r ded
im going to go draw that owt nao ktnhxbai
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yes i draw manga/comix i also rite buhks
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so i njoy puttin mah charactrs thru emoshunal/fisikal discomfrt
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i onli du it cuz is fun to rite/draw
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i r drawin leef i aloooooooown!!!11!!!!@@!!!!1
if yoo reed dese lols in dis ordr (below) is liek a stori. i be makin short comic based off it soom.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/14/funny-pictures-run-they-r-coming/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/16/funny-pictures-walk-away/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/09/funny-pictures-chaaaaaaaarge111/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/02/run-2/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/26/funny-pictures-ded-kitties-dont-need-baths/
am liek, zomg kitteh 1 haftsa leev kitteh 2 bhind den sees evilkitteh atakin inocintkitteh so savs inocintkitteh den r ded.
wow this lol had alredi given meh 2 nuu storis.
yikes
Black ninja cat says: electric fence successfully deactivated. Hi-five!
=)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
SO CUTE
awwwwwwwwwwwwww yung luv…. is that not cute? WHO IS WITH ME???????? say AYE in caps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
This makes me sad…:(