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dun worries. I will fetch cheezburgers and back-up. We will come backs fur yous after darks.
I luffs yous too
*runs in wif CCC*
Gots to go to werk! Help urselbs to CHRG(wdoi) n awl teh trimmins!
Congrats, babycakes, on teh not sekind!
I doant see wuts the prublum. Nuffin to wurie abowt, just two bebe kittehs, wif little eerz and the tails stickin up and padding wif the pawsies, and
SPLORT
thud
ded
jailhouse rock fer babycakes!!!
Iz dont kare how manee pepulz sai it ***SPLORT***
Now Iz goez hug all mi kittehs…
Concats! Babycakes
I ar dancing to teh jail house rock…
Oh noes mah head just exploded, needs the CCC the bebbehs are so cute..
Tank Ceiling Cat joo are here, MM! Joo are despurritlee needed on dis thred!
SPLORT!
Donut werry, I are fine. I juss needz a peesa choklit, den I will helpz joo kleen up teh mess.
*mop mop mop*
*swipe swipe swipe*
Dere, awl kleen. Onward we go to teh udder viktims of teh kewt!
SQUEEEE!!!!! SPLORT
iz so boohooboohoo, but iz so kaayut !!!my hart it has mega kasplort. teh glove no fit in chesty..wut iz do? help, iz bout too OD on poynigc..poinigsee..ppoy.. sadhappy stuff!
Aw heck!
No tiem fur puttin on purrtekshun!
*SPLORT!!!!!!*
oh noes! if u duznt takes time to put on purrteckshun, much wurst dan splort cud follow. Plz donot do dis. . .er. . .donot not do dis. . .er. . .allus ware teh rubber glub
Brilliant not sekond commint! Now hav hopes fur kitteh prisner too!
is dis Lost, isnt it?
dats wut i thot too!
Don’t greev, Admul. Iz logical. Needz of the many outway needz of few…
Spock kitteh…. will be back!
Ah but sumtiems, de gud uv de *wun* outways de gud uv de menneh.
Mefinks dis be wun uv doez tiemz.
Star Trek Panto :
He’s ded, Jim!
Oh no he isn’t!!!
Oh yes he is!
O no he izznt!!!
No! He’s behin joo!
We kno a sawng abowt taht, dont we chilldrun?
Very cute
-But what aboot us?
-Weell olwiez hab cheezbrgz
. . . it duzn’t take much to see that teh prublems of three littel kittehs don’t amount to a hill uv cheezburgers in this crazee wurld.
-Dat wuz de day de Germanz marched into Paris.
-De Germanz wor gray. Yoo wor bloo . . .
Casablanca… *sigh* Wun uv teh bestest moobies uv awl tiems.
mai favrit scene frum taht moovee wuld probly be when rick starts leading the french nat’nal anthum tu drown out teh gurmans, ai sang along at teh parts ai knu.
Teh Fronsh nashunull anfem is GRATE - is awl abowt disembowwlin NE forriners hoo luks at yew funny. Teh Ingrish nashunull anfem is bery bery dull bai comparison. “Oh hai, we has a Queen. She’s grate. Ceelin Cat, plz to be lookin after her”.
Is plesunt enuff, but is nawt goin to scare teh c**p owta ur NMEs.
Ai saw de Ingrish natural amfen been plaied in presence ub her Machessee, an ai was ASTOUNDED tu see she duzznt no de wurds! She juz stuud dere laik a dope deh HOLE TAIM!
Kweenee sing:
Gawd sayv my grayshus One
Long liv my noebul One
Gawd sayv One!
Ai wud v sudjesstred anudder wurd fur “One”, alzo 3 ledders, but Briddish mebbe 2 polite.
Amberkitty -
Duz shee reellee sing dat? Cuz she wazznt…..mebbe shee duznt no shees apposed ta.
Kweenee being restrayned an grayshuss, nawt a dope! She muss no teh werds, she’z herd them offen enuf. Juss to polite (an English) to sing “Gawd save Big Mee” an joyn in wiv teh chorus. (But in privit - Sings alawng wiv Ambercat and condukts!)
Silly - anthem is sung to Queen, not by Queen.
ftw
iono, i’ll lissen tu ennyfing fredee murkree sings.
Ai waz juzz teezin…ai know she cuddnt sing God Bless mai Gracious Me
play as time goes by Sam…
oh noe miss I can’t…
Please, just once, fur old tymes saek
well, ok…
Humfry strides awntew da seen! emotin ensues!
-Rik: If shee kan stand it, ai kan! Play eet!
-Sam:K’ den, I playz it fur yoo:
A kiss is jus a kiss,
A sigh is jus a sy.
Teh fundymental tings apply,
Az tiem goez by . . .
man this is perfect x D
I no gets it. To whut does tihs refer?
B&W kitteh seemz to B in some sort ob kayj, problee a gabion bazkett. An R tellin teh oddah kitteh 2 ezkayp. Leik in lotz n lotz ob war an pryzon fillumz.
i fink its from “lost”.
thar r lots uv moovees n tv shows tihs cood refer to.
lurking sock pupet … ur naem…snort…
* wipes ani stray floatsam er jettsum (frum heck noes ware)*
LOL : )
Ah. Fankoo. I reckonize teh genre, but wundered if it was a specifical ref to sumfink.
It refers to the tv serial Lost
teevee show “lost” wuz my furst thot…..
*splort* 2 much kyoot wuz sekond!!!1!
Yeppers, I wuz thinkin Lost, too, wif da bear cages. Or fur us olderkittehs, Daniel Day Lewis: STAY ALIVE! No matter what occurs. I will find you…
Ah wawchded teh furst epysod ob LOst, and goes “Does nawt wantz!!”
Mee, too.
Ai wotched a fayr bit ob teh furst seerees cos wun ob mai former skool-kids is in it. Sor Lored on teh Tings fore teh saym reeson - mai vicairyus faym; let me sho yu it!
Mmmm, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
Daniel Day Lewis is much yummy in teh Last of teh Mohicans.
Oh Yeah! Wudn’t mind snorgling dat!
Snorgler - grayt minds fink alyke! Teh DDL kwote was de furst ting dat popped into mah brayne (see below fur moar).
Not so mush fer da older Cheezfrenz. Ai thot Last ob da Mohikens, too, n Ai noez it naught frum mah gen…jener…mah pop culchar lifetyme.
Adn congratumalayshuns tu yu babycakes. Would yu liek a nice jalehowse rock?
Oh yes purrlease.
that sounds luberly
let me just finds my yooniforms and I will fix up my quiff
and then we can RAUKKKKKKKKKK
Less rawk
efferbawdy less rawk
Efferbawdy inna ole sell blawk
Is rawkin tu teh jalehaus rawk!!1!
*luks foar wooden chare foar tu be partner*
No needz; ah dans wit U.
I can has danse tu?
*swivel hips swivel hips*
Umm… dat’s awl I gotz fur Elvis-type dansin. I jus keep doin it.
*swivel hips swivel hips*
Wit dhoz moovz, U kan haz podeum dansr 4 teh banned.
joo needs sum boo swayd shoooz? i not jus show joo dem i giv joo dem caus joo teh not fursty doodette!
I haz dood teh hole ob Jaylhouz Rawk into LOLspeek; kan sumbudee elz pleez do Bloo Swed Shooz?