Comments on: paranoia..

By: padalecki_lover

padalecki_lover — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:07:19 +0000

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By: Philol

Philol — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:05:16 +0000

Basket case?

By: raika0072002

raika0072002 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:40:53 +0000

it haz me toooo.. dey be aftr me all teh taaaim, no big deel..

By: Naglfar

Naglfar — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:41:08 +0000

y paranoid? u am kitteh, nothin 2 be skeerded bout. kitteh = cyewt.

By: jasperhoney

jasperhoney — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:00:52 +0000

yu haz me tu!! so gud!!

By: Tabitha Twitchit

Tabitha Twitchit — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:04:36 +0000

Stalin Cat disaproovd of Composer Kitteh’s new opera. Nao kitteh is in hidingz; gulag in Siberia=Do Not Want!

By: Toreee

Toreee — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:14:29 +0000

Paranoia, Paranoia
uhvree bodiee’s out to geyt meee
jes sai joo nevar met meee
I’m goin undar grownd wiff teh moles!

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:24:34 +0000

gascat- u silli boi!
uz doin itz wrung! Tsk, tsk, tsk
yup- iz Kinks-

here u goes…..
youtube.com/watch?v=FXv5UsSLIiA

momcat

By: DeeDee

DeeDee — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:22:16 +0000

OMG mai kittehs iz HOOKD on de catnipz Pounce™. Me jus gotta sai “TREEEEEEETZ” and dey all gimmmeeeeeeeee de nip treetz!!!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:08:43 +0000

“Mah feerz and angzaiyuteez, let me show you them”

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:49:47 +0000

TINA: Welcum bak! Jeez, its good tu see aloota yooz guize! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:37:45 +0000

sarah lee – nomnomnomnomnom!

By: kitkat

kitkat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:27:55 +0000

teh kitteh……it sees ded pepul.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:26:15 +0000

i’z prity shur i’z not teh LCB, but den i nots be nessie-sarah-lee acowntin fur all teh qwantumz dey puttin in mah fizzix.

By: philene

philene — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:18:57 +0000

concatulashins to u sara!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:06:09 +0000

eg jugling awlso not go so well wit teh jazz hans

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:04:13 +0000

Ai’s nawt seen LOLcatburgler fore a fyoo dais. In fact, Ai’s not seen LCB sinse…..Teho reterned! Cud tehy akchully be TEH SAYM PERSUN?!?!?! Teh plot thikuns….

By: Kim

Kim — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:14:54 +0000

Home Improovment – I needz it!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:13:03 +0000

Thats how I know I’m old… I merember when MJ was normal. Mainstream even.

OT: MJ was here sevral years ago for a Telethon… he ddint like the sofa in himz hotel room, so he sent someone to teh store to buy a new one. They ddint even ask teh price, and it had an impressive price.

By: Kim

Kim — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:12:41 +0000

Live wif Ejipshun royalty. Dey noes how to treet a kitteh!

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:11:55 +0000

baskitt case? i iz it…

By: sara

sara — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:07:54 +0000

ZOMG.. my lolcat made da front page!!

yays!!

By: philene

philene — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:01:53 +0000

ai no get owt. ai wan to go wid babbeh mozes!

By: philene

philene — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:58:34 +0000

n nowun heers frum anee catatonkis edder.

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:55:17 +0000

Hey! I says ole ole ocean, fwee fwee fwee!!! I iz in my baskit so yo noe ken tikkle me no moar! (dis be one ov teh laws ov kitteh chases).

By: ambercat

ambercat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:53:12 +0000

kwite cleerly, kitteh is baskit cayse

By: ambercat

ambercat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:50:48 +0000

yup, Ai is bein teh 3-seeter sofar wit scatter cushins an matching pouf, carnt yu tell?!

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:36:20 +0000

They’re coming to take me away…

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:33:14 +0000

komfturbly ….NOM!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:31:50 +0000

“U driev, u driev, i fink tehre am sumfing rong wit me”

By: Mz. Jackal

Mz. Jackal — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:55:57 +0000

Man, dat was such a bad joke.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:53:52 +0000

AND?…

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:46:43 +0000

aw hek i dunno enymoar. thppppp

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:45:50 +0000

I bringz teh half-n-half, n’ teh hunny, n’ teh shugar, n’ teh cinnanomnomnom n’ teh other xtras to put on top of teh kawfee. Too erlee tho, cannot provide teh Irish Must wait til layter.

Kawfee is my ICHCfriend.

By: ravenlore

ravenlore — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:45:31 +0000

kan u stan up (stan up stan up) i do beleev its werkin, gud…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:14:47 +0000

Theo haz becum not-Teho. Dunt tell lolcatburglar!

An thank yew verree much fur the fresh grownd cawffee an teh donut. Ai haz to tiem to maek enething maiself – liddle bit ov companee coming an then off to Sheecago to see “Traviata.” wif Renee Fleming. Nawt to retrurn until teh wee earlee morning hours – bout teh time pawrthot will be having his – mornin cawfee brake?

By: MizHizzyFitz

MizHizzyFitz — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:13:25 +0000

Iz symilar to narcatalepsie…Not seez manee kases roun these partz. See lottsa cataraks tho…..

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:04:28 +0000

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet
And when they do they’ll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!

By: dawnieangel76

dawnieangel76 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:03:30 +0000

“When A Stranger Calls” FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: pegataur

pegataur — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:59:14 +0000

mai sissy adn I call dis da stalker song!

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:59:05 +0000

Teho now Theo?
Or what?

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:51:53 +0000

theres a red, under my bed/ and theres a little yellow man in my head/ and theres a true, blue, inside of me thats keeps me wantin’ ya, holdin’ ya, squeezin’ ya lovin’ ya/ paranoia needs destroyaaaaaa!!!/ paranioa needs destroyaaaa!!!!!

ai berleeve taht wuz teh kinks.

wun of mai favritest sawngs.

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:49:08 +0000

maus . . . ai luvs yu. kthxbai.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:29:56 +0000

Oh mai lawd, is dat Men At Werk? Dat’s awlmost as owld as me!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:27:53 +0000

Kongrachewlayshuns. Iz hard wurk translaytin an entyr sawng awl @ wunc, izznt it?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:26:30 +0000

Mr. Wilson’s cat was not particularly fond of Tim Allen

By: thisncat

thisncat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:26:25 +0000

Who can it be naow? WIN!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:25:39 +0000

Ne1 els plai teh “purrtendin UR teh furnichewr gayme”?

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:25:12 +0000

laemest sax solo EVAR.

By: Theo

Theo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:28 +0000

ebry caek u bayk
ebry leg u brak
ebry sord u taek
frum ladee ob teh lake…