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it haz me.

poor kitteh, u prolly sleeps wif 1 eye open…

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  1. Maus says:

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you…

  2. dapanferkitteh says:

    (singing) Sometimes ai feeel liek sumboddeez watchin mee…..

  3. dapanferkitteh says:

    Nice nawt sekkond, Maus!!! :)

  4. two_kittehs says:

    Oh noez, they is comingz to dress meh in silly sweaterz, I has to be vigilant

  5. LOLDemon says:

    O hai. Y u frow owt mah haff uv a katnip mows? It stil gud!!

  6. Angel Kisses says:

    *Mai pryvit eyez der watchin u dey seez ur evree muv*

  7. brainfire says:

    must watch teh seeling kitteh…himz up 2 no gud…ai knoz it…

  8. MizHizzyFitz says:

    Not to wurree…
    Purranoiya iz not kontajuz. Iz feer ub inboluntaree kittehpuurs.
    Snorgelnoiya…iz feer ub bein snorgeled. Very sad.
    Obsessiv catpulsive dysorder is self splanatoree…(ie., sumtyms nowed as a Crazee Cat Laydee)

    I knowd dis caus I iz kitteh whispurrer or a kitteh psyko-ologist . I fixeded teh kittehs whut haz dis syknesses.

  9. zippycat says:

    Dis pikshur is liek luuking rite at mai Stormycat. She luuks liek dis AWL teh tiem! Hers has bery beeg eyes! O.O

  10. Panther says:

    I tink teh sawng went…..(Sing)
    I gotta feeling taht, sumbodyz waaaaatchin’ meeeee…..
    Quit playin’ tricks on me….

  11. Simpson says:

    duum, mayham, anurchie, nuclar wurld, bwtney speas *hides under covers*

  12. Mz. Jackal says:

    uh oh…..der be a black cat under a ladder breaking a mirror! How many yeers uv bad luck iz dat?

  13. two_kittehs says:

    Baskit kitteh iz a baskit case

  14. gayla34 says:

    I see you seeing me seeing you seeing me seeing you seeing me..

    its nawt phunny.

  15. stend says:

    “We can’t stop here. This is bat country.” ( I got the fear !!! )

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      “you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug”

    • RevWaldo says:

      teh onle ting dat realle worread meh wus teh Pounce™. der iz nuting in teh wurld moar helpless n irreesponybl n depravded den a kitteh in teh depts of an Pounce™ byng. n ai new we’d get into dat rotten stuf pretteh soon.

      • DeeDee says:

        OMG mai kittehs iz HOOKD on de catnipz Pounce™. Me jus gotta sai “TREEEEEEETZ” and dey all gimmmeeeeeeeee de nip treetz!!!

    • The Crapture says:

      “U driev, u driev, i fink tehre am sumfing rong wit me”

  16. typingisnotactivism says:

    In Soviet Russia, paranoia haz evryboddy!!

  17. typingisnotactivism says:

    “put the lotion in the f*%&ing baskit!!”

  18. gremlin says:

    Yoo see, Dok, in mah dreemz, da cheezburgers is tryin ta eet *meh*!!!

    Wut duz it awl meen, Dok?

  19. RevWaldo says:

    wen ceiling c-t mad teh 3rd kitteh teh otha 2 hatched a konspiracy against hem!

  20. Patrick says:

    No needz 2 b paranoyd…Ceelingcat alwayz b watchin u

    Ebbry bref u tayk
    N ebbry moov u mayk
    Ebbry bond u brayk, ebbry step u tayk
    Ceelingcat b watchin u

    Ebbry cngul dai
    N ebbry wurd u sai
    Ebbry gaem u plai, ebbry nyt u stai
    Ceelingcat b watchin u

    Oh, can u no sees
    U belawng 2 meh?
    Hao mah por hart ayks
    Wif ebbry step u tayk
    Ebbry moov u mayk
    Ebbry vow u brayk
    Ebbry smyl u fayk, ebbry claym u staik
    Ceelingcat b watchin u

    Sinc u gone ai b lost wifout a trayc
    Ai dreem at nyt, ai can onlee c ur face
    Ai luk arownd, but its u ai can replays
    Ai feel so cold, n ai can has ur embrays?
    Ai keep cryin kitteh, kitteh plzkthxbai

    Oh, can u no sees
    U belawng 2 meh?
    Hao mah por hart ayks
    Wif ebbry step u tayk
    Ebbry moov u mayk
    Ebbry vow u brayk
    Ebbry smyl u fayk, ebbry claym u staik
    Ceelingcat b watchin u
    Ebbry moov u mayk, ebbry step u tayk
    Ceelingcat b watchin u
    Ceelingcat b watchin u

  21. ravenlore says:

    Who can it be knocking at my door? Go ‘way, don’t come ’round here no more…

  22. leaf says:

    Why does that cat sez to me: I see what you did u naughty kitteh….

    WHY WHY WHAT AM I DOING THERE THERE CAN”T U SEE HIM

    …There THere … just a little pin prick … there’ll be no more

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    you may feel just a little sick…

  23. rodney dill says:

    Mr. Wilson’s cat was not particularly fond of Tim Allen

  24. ambercat says:

    kwite cleerly, kitteh is baskit cayse

  25. lovcharliecat says:

    Hey! I says ole ole ocean, fwee fwee fwee!!! I iz in my baskit so yo noe ken tikkle me no moar! (dis be one ov teh laws ov kitteh chases).

  26. philene says:

    ai no get owt. ai wan to go wid babbeh mozes!

  27. sara says:

    ZOMG.. my lolcat made da front page!!

    yays!!

  28. halfbeast says:

    baskitt case? i iz it… :(

  29. kitkat says:

    teh kitteh……it sees ded pepul.

  30. The Crapture says:

    “Mah feerz and angzaiyuteez, let me show you them”

  31. Toreee says:

    Paranoia, Paranoia
    uhvree bodiee’s out to geyt meee
    jes sai joo nevar met meee
    I’m goin undar grownd wiff teh moles!

  32. jasperhoney says:

    yu haz me tu!! so gud!!

  33. Naglfar says:

    y paranoid? u am kitteh, nothin 2 be skeerded bout. kitteh = cyewt.

  34. raika0072002 says:

    it haz me toooo.. dey be aftr me all teh taaaim, no big deel..

  35. Philol says:

    Basket case?

  36. padalecki_lover says:

    when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages


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