paranoia..
it haz me.
poor kitteh, u prolly sleeps wif 1 eye open…
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you…
Gud one maus, what crazee danse does U want for the occashun?
Ebry move u make
Ebry step u take
I be watchin’ youuuuuuuuuu
o cant u seeeee
seeling cat seez meeeeee…
an mah por hart braek
cos dis wikker’s faek…
pleh. is mundy mornins. i needs moar cofee. obvyuslee.
I can has coffee too? PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fanks fer teh attempt Teho. It wuz purty good, ackshooly…
nooes, had much funeee! I am snerkin mye cawfee.
Hear guise- hab some ob my Perubian Cawfeeee it wILL REALLLY WAKE YOU UP!!!
um, sowy, enybody gotz a doughnut?
>bringz mixteded donutz<
NE chans of some stawng kawfee?
[fires up Teh Übergrindar]
Teho now Theo?
Or what?
Theo haz becum not-Teho. Dunt tell lolcatburglar!
An thank yew verree much fur the fresh grownd cawffee an teh donut. Ai haz to tiem to maek enething maiself – liddle bit ov companee coming an then off to Sheecago to see “Traviata.” wif Renee Fleming. Nawt to retrurn until teh wee earlee morning hours – bout teh time pawrthot will be having his – mornin cawfee brake?
I bringz teh half-n-half, n’ teh hunny, n’ teh shugar, n’ teh cinnanomnomnom n’ teh other xtras to put on top of teh kawfee. Too erlee tho, cannot provide teh Irish
Must wait til layter.
Kawfee is my ICHCfriend.
aw hek i dunno enymoar. thppppp
Ai’s nawt seen LOLcatburgler fore a fyoo dais. In fact, Ai’s not seen LCB sinse…..Teho reterned! Cud tehy akchully be TEH SAYM PERSUN?!?!?! Teh plot thikuns….
i’z prity shur i’z not teh LCB, but den i nots be nessie-sarah-lee acowntin fur all teh qwantumz dey puttin in mah fizzix.
sarah lee – nomnomnomnomnom!
How about The Curly Shuffle?
I does not know this danse you haz to lead the wai
I nawt knoe dis wun eeder. Fur nao, I will jest shuffle and moof mai arms wildlee…
*shuffle leff, swing arms*
*shuffle rite, swing arms*
*shuffle foarwrd an bakk*
*big sirkel wiff arms*
*JAZZ HANS!!* (I frew dem in cuz I jest lub jazzhans nao!)
*fall ober*
Dat wus fun! Ebrywun joyn in!
well dtz cause jazz hanz go wiff jest about evveryfing…..
‘cept comershul ayrlien pilotings. bad ideya.
eg jugling awlso not go so well wit teh jazz hans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAfXdb5LsA&mode=related&search=
nyuck nyuck
Juss cuz ur paranoyd dozen’t meen ceiling cat izznt watching u.
dass it. iym RE-ROOFING dis playse.
“We’ve traced the sound of the can opener, it’s coming from inside the house!”
“When A Stranger Calls” FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
(singing) Sometimes ai feeel liek sumboddeez watchin mee…..
Rockwell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1RP34FLXU
wif gest vowkl bai dat MJ freek (hoo wuz slytlee less freeky at teh tiem)
Thats how I know I’m old… I merember when MJ was normal. Mainstream even.
OT: MJ was here sevral years ago for a Telethon… he ddint like the sofa in himz hotel room, so he sent someone to teh store to buy a new one. They ddint even ask teh price, and it had an impressive price.
Nice nawt sekkond, Maus!!!
Fanks!
Oh noez, they is comingz to dress meh in silly sweaterz, I has to be vigilant
They’re coming to take me away, HA HA
They’re coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time…
That song is verrrrrrrrrrry creepy. Sumtimes makes me skeered. Brrrrr.
an iyl be happeh tu see doez nize yung men in deyr cleen wiet cowts an deyr comin to taek meh awai, teh lolz!
ba dum. ba dum. ba dum. ba dum.
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet
And when they do they’ll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
AND?…
They’re coming to take me away…
maus . . . ai luvs yu. kthxbai.
or
theres a red, under my bed/ and theres a little yellow man in my head/ and theres a true, blue, inside of me thats keeps me wantin’ ya, holdin’ ya, squeezin’ ya lovin’ ya/ paranoia needs destroyaaaaaa!!!/ paranioa needs destroyaaaa!!!!!
ai berleeve taht wuz teh kinks.
wun of mai favritest sawngs.
gascat- u silli boi!
uz doin itz wrung! Tsk, tsk, tsk
yup- iz Kinks-
here u goes…..
youtube.com/watch?v=FXv5UsSLIiA
momcat
WIN!!!! Hide kitteh, hide!
O hai. Y u frow owt mah haff uv a katnip mows? It stil gud!!
*Mai pryvit eyez der watchin u dey seez ur evree muv*
oh noes! Teh Hall & Oates will be stuk in my head all day! (iz not a bad thing, aksually . . . .)
Did anybuddy see them on Will & Grace when they sed dat now they wud be called Oates & Hall, they were going to switch order of teh names every 20 years?
u meens Grace & Will?
nopes, nevar saw its.
Ne1 els plai teh “purrtendin UR teh furnichewr gayme”?
yup, Ai is bein teh 3-seeter sofar wit scatter cushins an matching pouf, carnt yu tell?!
must watch teh seeling kitteh…himz up 2 no gud…ai knoz it…
Not to wurree…
Purranoiya iz not kontajuz. Iz feer ub inboluntaree kittehpuurs.
Snorgelnoiya…iz feer ub bein snorgeled. Very sad.
Obsessiv catpulsive dysorder is self splanatoree…(ie., sumtyms nowed as a Crazee Cat Laydee)
I knowd dis caus I iz kitteh whispurrer or a kitteh psyko-ologist . I fixeded teh kittehs whut haz dis syknesses.
Dooz U noze NEthin abowt catalepsy?
Iz symilar to narcatalepsie…Not seez manee kases roun these partz. See lottsa cataraks tho…..
n nowun heers frum anee catatonkis edder.
Dis pikshur is liek luuking rite at mai Stormycat. She luuks liek dis AWL teh tiem! Hers has bery beeg eyes! O.O
I tink teh sawng went…..(Sing)
I gotta feeling taht, sumbodyz waaaaatchin’ meeeee…..
Quit playin’ tricks on me….
duum, mayham, anurchie, nuclar wurld, bwtney speas *hides under covers*
uh oh…..der be a black cat under a ladder breaking a mirror! How many yeers uv bad luck iz dat?
Man, dat was such a bad joke.
Baskit kitteh iz a baskit case
I see you seeing me seeing you seeing me seeing you seeing me..
its nawt phunny.
“We can’t stop here. This is bat country.” ( I got the fear !!! )
“you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug”
teh onle ting dat realle worread meh wus teh Pounce™. der iz nuting in teh wurld moar helpless n irreesponybl n depravded den a kitteh in teh depts of an Pounce™ byng. n ai new we’d get into dat rotten stuf pretteh soon.
OMG mai kittehs iz HOOKD on de catnipz Pounce™. Me jus gotta sai “TREEEEEEETZ” and dey all gimmmeeeeeeeee de nip treetz!!!
“U driev, u driev, i fink tehre am sumfing rong wit me”
In Soviet Russia, paranoia haz evryboddy!!
TINA: Welcum bak! Jeez, its good tu see aloota yooz guize! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Stalin Cat disaproovd of Composer Kitteh’s new opera. Nao kitteh is in hidingz; gulag in Siberia=Do Not Want!
“put the lotion in the f*%&ing baskit!!”
Yoo see, Dok, in mah dreemz, da cheezburgers is tryin ta eet *meh*!!!
Wut duz it awl meen, Dok?
wen ceiling c-t mad teh 3rd kitteh teh otha 2 hatched a konspiracy against hem!
No needz 2 b paranoyd…Ceelingcat alwayz b watchin u
Ebbry bref u tayk
N ebbry moov u mayk
Ebbry bond u brayk, ebbry step u tayk
Ceelingcat b watchin u
Ebbry cngul dai
N ebbry wurd u sai
Ebbry gaem u plai, ebbry nyt u stai
Ceelingcat b watchin u
Oh, can u no sees
U belawng 2 meh?
Hao mah por hart ayks
Wif ebbry step u tayk
Ebbry moov u mayk
Ebbry vow u brayk
Ebbry smyl u fayk, ebbry claym u staik
Ceelingcat b watchin u
Sinc u gone ai b lost wifout a trayc
Ai dreem at nyt, ai can onlee c ur face
Ai luk arownd, but its u ai can replays
Ai feel so cold, n ai can has ur embrays?
Ai keep cryin kitteh, kitteh plzkthxbai
Oh, can u no sees
U belawng 2 meh?
Hao mah por hart ayks
Wif ebbry step u tayk
Ebbry moov u mayk
Ebbry vow u brayk
Ebbry smyl u fayk, ebbry claym u staik
Ceelingcat b watchin u
Ebbry moov u mayk, ebbry step u tayk
Ceelingcat b watchin u
Ceelingcat b watchin u
ebry caek u bayk
ebry leg u brak
ebry sord u taek
frum ladee ob teh lake…
Kongrachewlayshuns. Iz hard wurk translaytin an entyr sawng awl @ wunc, izznt it?
mai sissy adn I call dis da stalker song!
Who can it be knocking at my door? Go ‘way, don’t come ’round here no more…
laemest sax solo EVAR.
Who can it be naow? WIN!!
Oh mai lawd, is dat Men At Werk? Dat’s awlmost as owld as me!
Why does that cat sez to me: I see what you did u naughty kitteh….
WHY WHY WHAT AM I DOING THERE THERE CAN”T U SEE HIM
…There THere … just a little pin prick … there’ll be no more
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you may feel just a little sick…
kan u stan up (stan up stan up) i do beleev its werkin, gud…
komfturbly ….NOM!
Mr. Wilson’s cat was not particularly fond of Tim Allen
Home Improovment – I needz it!
kwite cleerly, kitteh is baskit cayse
Hey! I says ole ole ocean, fwee fwee fwee!!! I iz in my baskit so yo noe ken tikkle me no moar! (dis be one ov teh laws ov kitteh chases).
ai no get owt. ai wan to go wid babbeh mozes!
Live wif Ejipshun royalty. Dey noes how to treet a kitteh!
ZOMG.. my lolcat made da front page!!
yays!!
concatulashins to u sara!
baskitt case? i iz it…
teh kitteh……it sees ded pepul.
“Mah feerz and angzaiyuteez, let me show you them”
Paranoia, Paranoia
uhvree bodiee’s out to geyt meee
jes sai joo nevar met meee
I’m goin undar grownd wiff teh moles!
yu haz me tu!! so gud!!
y paranoid? u am kitteh, nothin 2 be skeerded bout. kitteh = cyewt.
it haz me toooo.. dey be aftr me all teh taaaim, no big deel..
Basket case?
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