ok, dog, I duz it
now u climbz tree
an remembers, i not halp u teh climb *snicker*
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Mark
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I am KITTEH, hear me roar!
r yu shure yu has nuttin better tu do CH?
haow menny tymes has bin nawt second in teh past few days?
oh wot teh heck, hu cares?
well dun.
Wut cud possibblee bee bettur dan spendin time on heer? Payin bills? Pleh! Doing chores? Dubbull pleh! *checks* Yep, dis teh bess place too bee!
I fink da worlds happiness is much hiyer dan last year onlee cuz ob dis website! Dis website maek da world go roun wif itz coot!
Pwa en wid hour owhn kittehs?
De utter deyh, i wuz gruven alongg, reeden Cheezfrens commens an laphing ad de pixures an reelized dat me kitteh hat ben tri-in tu git mah attensun — wif eber zo gentill tap tap ov poyinty ends ohn mah ahrm. he luked ad mee as ib tu sae, Hai, see me. I be reel ! I felted guildy
aww, dat iz so sweet an meeningful–fangs, dd!
dare’s odder stuff 2 doo dan ICHC??? WTFreak?
Nuttin good.
ai concede your point and retract mai statement.
tehre can be no life without ICHC.
teh whirld iz R cheezburger:
R cheezburger is teh whirld!
Few, taht’s awrait den.
gascat, yore stoopy
we has other fings to do
but nufing bettuh!
(well, taht’s a widdle rood to gascat, i pologize)
did igetz teh patturn rite dat tyme?
yup, perfik!
wii still lubs GC,
hoo apparently hass nufing bedder too doo
dan lurk an leep, an crawl an kwip
aroun our lubbly cheezplaygroun
juss lyke teh rest ob us!!!!
until Momcat catches him, skyvin orf skool!
akshooly, at teh moment ai has two hour break and no work tu do, when ai wus on earlier, it wus a wun hower break wif no work, see, ai still good, rite?
hmmmm, taht awl sowns hylee suspishusisusisus to me!
Iz twoo…..iz berry suspisushus……. hey gascat! yuz shud be studin da triomeowitry or da catmishtree! an…….ifnz yoou reaaaaly has nufin to do- yuz culd beiz cleanin da howse! Is full of da Milo furz!
(cracks whip) baks two wurk gascat! snap! snap!
momcat
(weiz gettn neu ‘puters atz da wurk nex week- den you beez in tribble!)
no need to apologize, ai thought ai wuz beein funny, guess ai wusn’t
AI waz amoozed! Ai new u were teezin!
me two!
yesh…teh irony iz teh best part…
(hoo U say is wastin teh day?)
iron-ey? gascat iron- ey? Yea! I will gibz u beeeg baskt ub da iron-ey fingies, den I noe has two do!!!
by da by- I fink Milo kitteh trien two helpz u- himz floofn da t-shirtz in the clawslet t atz da moment……
momcat
In addishun to a copeiyus output of werk, I can summon Borg-like precishun when needed – like when to pounce onto ICHC. Must be the kitteh part of me.
we has been assimilated by the kittehs…
My resistance was minimal, and futile.
resisdanse wuz few-tile…
kitteh assimilators say:
*burp*
yU hadda flavur…
adn we wuz tastee adn newstishus.
Come to think of it – water surrounding kitteh is a Borg green. Maybe kitteh has been assimilated, and stick is actually Borg nano-enhancement stick. Poor little Borg kitteh. Trying to pet and hug him will leave U with weird metal stuff around your eye.
OR – Iz like Turnabout Intruder: extinct alien tichn…tekno…, um, scienze has transfered mind of cat and dog. Dog now has cat-like attitiude, and is wondering why he ever felt compelled to do tricks to please hyumons.
w0w, CH, GC wuz rite!
Kitkay & I had same # of posts in length of time. Maybe we both should find other things to do. I’m going now to advise White House Security Council, then perform 3 angioplasties this pm. Will later review Darfur situation for UN report.
star drek- we haz it!
we can has contrakt to write episoads adn mek teh munniez?
w0w, CH, yU issa Cheezfren ob mush win and talent!!! I R knot so creative an skillet at making stuff, so, iffn yU doan mind, kuld eye juss buy won ob dose angioplasties frum yU? After dat, I’ll stop an get sum burgerz (wif cheez), an sum Cookie’s (awl kinds), an…..
sum debil dawgz, ester bunnies (choklit, ob coarse), fudge-filled fritoes, …
german chocolet fudge, hazelnut toffee, ice cream
jam ( awr jelli) donuts, katnip, lemmon drizzel caek,
munnies frum teh atm, nougat filled nom noms, oppossums-inna-box refills (we has teh handdee dispenser bawks) …
‘possable fumbs, quiet-as-a-mouse-mice, ribbit’s (frum frogz)…
sorbet, tag-a-longz, uno bar candiz, velveta (fur fishin….), wishybones (wuz candi lang tim ago..)x-pandable pants, yo-hoes, n sum zinfadel ta wash awl dis down…..
momcat
I dun noes no wishyboens kandees, but I lieks dees chikkenboen kandees. I ken ony gots dem at Krissmesstiems – dey is sinnmun flavr hard kandee stikz wif choklits inna midl.
can we go bak to teh lemondrizzulcaek? Is form MarksandSpendies?
But ov corse!
I am wet Kitteh, hear me drip!
Congrats on nawt-secundy!! Wat kind uv danse you liek? Mebbe Beach Boys fur watery theme??
wish dey awl could be Kalyfornya catz….
**Squeelz!!**
Is that Frankie and Annette over there!!?? Oh, he’s soooo dreamy!!
**Begins doing “Beach Blanket Bingo”…***
liddle surfer cat..
don’t go near teh watuh ,nao…
not fun in teh winter time
(a haikoo loozely bazed on beechbois tietulz-did i dood it rite?)
berry berry close.
yu have two too many syllables in teh last lyne.
the pattern is 5,7,5
gud poem dough
ratz. twy agin (i fergotted pattern)
mebee should has writed
liddle surfer cat
don’t go neer teh watuh nao
not fun in winter
**Sniffle**
That wuz beutifl werk!!!
Course, any poem bout kittehs is gud, in my book…
awwwwwwwwwww, (shuffuls pawz) taht Jack D is an inspurashun to awl ob uz .
jack deth fan club- we izzzit
U cud has “nawt fun in winter” an wud werk.
ha ha GMTA!! (i jest a liddle slower)
stay here on teh beech
we gonna hab a good tyme
still celebratin
annie versary
of ower fayvorite site.
we can haz moar caek?
Ohai Mary did
Sumbuddy say caek? I wud
Like teh choklit plz.
mmmm, kake…wii got N E cheezkake by NE chanse?
teh choklit is MINE
but mebbee you can has sum…
trade fur cheez burgr?
Perhaps we shud ‘ve thot of the Beach boys?
Naw, they can gets own cheezburgers…these r fore cheezefrnes on lee…
**This little kitteh obviously failed sandbox…***
**But hopefully nawt litter box…**
Kitteh Says I ken do anyting u ken do Batter. I ken do anyting batter den you stoopie Dawg.
…hear me gurgleurkptuiPLEHkaffkoffhackahemlicklicklickmeantotdothat.
I haz a stik
I lubbs dis!!! Grate use ob a proven ICHC-meme-frase. This issa exampull ob whut maykes ICHC so funny 2 us, butt makes “outsiders” skratch dere heds an say, “huh?”
AP: U haz a cheez-humor!
fetching kitteh is…fetching
cat-lyke fetching detected
BingLol! Which IMO should be resurrected.
yU know whut? eyed lub 2 sea teh originally post 4 this “cat-lyke” thing…wuz “typing” the originill won? Kin NE buddy sind me teh link or tell me more about the orgin—oredg—start ob this?
[tiny tear]
[snif]
…i luvs u guize
yiss, teh original “cat-lyke” wuz cat-lyke typing.
ai finded taht picture one day while ai wuz ambling thru teh history of ICHC.
Kitkay: Here’s the first “cat like typing” ref I could find using Google:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/08/wait-i-will-helps-you-tyep/#comment-4707
Here’s the first picture capped “cat like typing…”:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/15/cat-like-typing-detected/
Anyone else have better info?
AKSHULY YESH… ur on teh riet trak, buts it wuz a softwayr furst.
http://bitboost.com/pawsense/
w00tnez!
Fanks Teho. Teh furst ref can has a link-thru to taht site. I restric… rustruc… onlee luked in ICHC.
OMG its a lion!!! Get outta teh pool!!!
Dasa very large an danjerus anacata snake nut no dumb stixs! I no hunt stix!
If u kan do it, we all getz cheezburgurz!
okay, ai dus eet fur yu dis tyme, but next tyme, INTO TEH WATUR YU GO!!!
stoopy dawg.
hi gascat, OT, but wut the heck is yer avatar? can’t quite make it out, feels stoopy, wants to know. kthxbai
ees mai cat, milo,
okay, naow ai KNO ai need to work wiff my avatar sum moar, ai used dat picshoor cuz ai thot wuz wun of mai bestest pickshoors eber, but eet doesn’t do berry well as un avatar.
tnx. is just such small pichur. can see whiskkkers, nowse, eyses, but wuzn’t shure ob species. don tell milo, but eye thots mebbe wuz a bunnee. srry, milo.
allright, avatar has been changed, an naow, lukin on firefox, ai kin akshooly tell ees mai kitteh wifout tuu mush trubble.
Wet Cat, before he was not amused.
What an absolutely fabulously beautiful cat.
I agree! Dat’s the furst fing I thot, was hao purty this dreemy whyte kitteh is!
yeah—as mary o. poynted out—dis cat is fetching!
yesh, i mint it in awl senses of teh wurd. wuz wundring if eny bodee elze gottit!
Sooprize! Mah Daddeh wuz a Trukish Van wut swum teh English Channle! (that’s nexto the whether channle on Teevy).
ritreeever kitteh ritreeves.
itz okai stik, i sav u!
I lubs dat—berry nice use ob a Cheez-meme!!!
anfro-pomorf-iced kitteh saves cat-throw-pomorphized stik!
wade jus a harry minute, here:
*kk strokes hur chin*
R wii Cheezpeeps anthropomorphisizing teh kittehs, ore R teh kittehs cat-throw-pomofisizing us?
Dass too deep fur me, kitkay. Ai can’t eben spell anthraxperformising.
iz a tru conumdrm, er conomdri, conomnomnom drum sry got sidetraked by teh cholitcaek
hee, hee, hee, out laud!!!
Kitteh is Bond Villun’s floofy wait sydekat. Board wiv teh sittin awn teh baddy’s lap been strokded. Lookin foar a promowshun to moar aktiv role. Kitteh seen heer in traynin for teh ninja attak skills wiv teh staff in teh pool.
Necks week …. moovin awn to teh penjew….pendil….pengerl….. beeg sharp shiny dangly fings an teh lazr beems (kitteh has own alreddy).
Kitteh’s undercuvr naem….can yew gess? Duz ai dare?
Ai dares.
Is Pussy Galore. Wut? Is reeel name.
Pussy, u noes lots moar bout planes than guns. If u fire at me at this klose range, teh bullit will pass thru me and teh fyooselage like a blowtorch thru budder.
Ahhh mai wurk iz nebber dun.
Dis kitteh whispurrer (dats Me…Dr. Miz Fitz) mus fix dis poor babeh. She obviously has scatsofrenic purrsonalitee dysodor. Dis her Labadoor Retreeber purrsonalitees.
She axshully beleebes teh snake is a stix. She is Halloosy…haluusa…seein stuffs dat nut dere to.
aaaaand we’re back, with the
SO!
MUCH!!
WIN!!!!!!!
captions, here on ICHC.
yay, a wii is in teh So Win <
srry, dat didn’t some out rite–cant ’splain, oh well…
u wants sum mah cofees? i got extry
ceiling cat be thinking, why i chooze this week to vacayshun in Noo Orleens?
I tooked dis stick from LOLwalrus (its awl he had left after the bukkit went missing) ……..and I am coming for your goggie bone next……I iz nawt afaid!
Swim softly, an carry big stik.
Teddeh Rowsavelt
FTW
I will do anything for a cheeseburger.
OK, seriously, how in god’s name did they manage to convince a cat to do this?
Brain transplant, I has it.
Youz jes nebbah had swoomin’ cat. clerly. Some kittehs lahk swoomin!
Swoomin’ sure, but fetching?
Cats don’t need no stoopy stick to be fetching.
(Or just carrying anything as boring a s a stick in their mouth.)
Wut no fetchin cat, neither? I has had bot’. Mah Abys lubbed water and fetched. An some Meezers fetch when deh feelz lahk it. An Turkeys, too!
The last cat I had loved to play fetch with a ball of crumpled-up tin foil while she was young. I’d tee it up, flick it up into the air, and she’d go tearing after it so fast you could hear the traction her claws gave on the carpet, chase it down, pick it up in her mouth, and then trot back with it to me and drop it in front of me. Then I’d “kick off” (flick off?) again, and she would again track it down and return it. My aunt even told the tale of how one night she was sleeping on the hide-a-bed, and that cat brought her the little tin foil ball, and my aunt, wanting to sleep, just tossed it away, and the cat ran off and fetched it, and brought it back again.
LOL!
ai luv it!
mi kitteh Buster, luvved to plai teh fetching…..memberz wen teh TV guyde was teh little magazeen ???? well ifn u tor wun pag oawt, bery bery slooowwwli, he wood heer it an com runnin in frum wherevver he waz , hiz liddle tale clenched…(onli kitteh ai evver saw hoo helded himz tale ina sidewayz tite curlz….) an himz eey awl brite an shinee wiff antisipashun…….den …..u crummmpulz teh pag up wile he qwivvered an maed a few fawls startz…an den….u FROW it into teh kitchun…an he wood race from teh nise carpetteded den up into teh slik lino flor ov teh kittchun pounces awn himz “pray” ….himz claus sslllliidding awn teh fllor an den he crasshese into teh cubbordzz…..
den he prenses bak …awl proud ov hisself, hed held hi …..an droppeded it at r feetes….(oar close aniwai)…..den he wood bak oof an wate fur teh nexx frow…
Sabre (a Maine Coon) played fetch all the time
Esme (mai new kitteh) plays catch. If you roll a ball to her on the floor, she bats it back to you. Every fourth or fifth time she bats it down the hall and goes crazy, but then she bats it back to you and settles down to bat back and forth for a while. She also likes to pay with floating objects on the water – I got her her very own rubber ducky to play with, and she loves it. Of course, she then dries her feet off by walking back and forth on hubby’s side of the bed. By far her favrit game is playing chase the tail in the empty bathtub. I think she likes the echoes.
iz yur esme naymed after jdsalinger karakter?
oar affer Terry Pratchett’s wunnerful storees…
She is Mistress Esmerelda Weatherwax of Lancre, after Pratchett.
Oh yeah on chail tasing in mt tub — mah one Aby did THAT, xackly!
My cat is also a Maine Coon that plays fetch…not such a big fun of water though :p
i can has tehory bowt how dis foto caem to be, but i keeps it to maself.
Berry waiz!
teh stik is smeered in mausjuice?
Yep Dat be it. Dey Smearded it in Maus Juice and Kitty is alll Numnumnum.
wundr wut Maus has to sai bowt dis?
prolly nuffin as recoverin from been juiced…
kai, but at mi house, we alreddy haz a tree-climbing pit bullish goggie, so now can we haz a kute swimmin kitteh lik taht, too?
Kitteh appliez for jawb, one of teh requirmenz iz a sekond language. Kitteh looks at interveewr and saiz “Woof.”
Beuford Pusser cat is owt fer Justiss!!
(Off topic…eet’s me birffday!)
Hippo Birdy two ewes
Hippo Birdy two ewes
hippo Birdy deer Meester Worf
Hippo Birdy two ewes
dis topik iz relephant 2 R interests!!!
Happy BIrfday, Mr W,—menny hot joocy cheezbergers 2 U, an choklate kake, icey-creem, or whutebber yU lykes 2 ete–oh an sum baloonies shapped lyke chiggen heds, some noysie-makers, and sum silly-string!!!
(an teh same to my behbeh sister who is ??? years old 2-day!)
Happy Burpday, Mr. Worf!
Ai got sum partee fuds:
angle fud kayk
blueberree toppign
choklat sauz
…
Happi Birfday Mr Worf!
i gots parti fud 2:
doritos
eggplant (well, not so mush a parti fud)
frenchie frys for da cheezburgers
grapes,
ham ‘n cheezballs
moar ice cream
ummm, you’ve awmoast forgot the drink for warriors as Mr. Worf on TNG cawls it-
prune juice,
Q repellant
Romulan ale
Stiks, KlingonPainAssorment…
joo-see joos, klingonkookies, lycee frootz…
Oooo I do likes me some doritos
Thanx all fur da wunderful birfday wishes
Whut? yoo finks i keeps dis brite brite wite jus by likkin teh furz? finks agan.. hai, pass teh soapies plz…
I calz dis my
kitty paddle
NAh. U c wat rlly happnz wuz dat de kat gone “Lollercopters, if u klaimb tree I jump in wetter an fetch stick”.
n goggie clyme treez!
http://www.guzer.com/videos/tree_climbing_dog.php
I has onlee one cwestion an hopin u kan help meh. How did kitteh keepz the hed sooo dri?? Such smarts kitteh. Dats y iz lub dem.
praps kitteh has sekrit stash of CHRGs but tooked it off when saw teh camera. kittehs not want be seen wif shower cap.
U r soo rite!! Image
is evryting to lots of
peeps!! Even kittehs.
BTW Punkin- Ai lub teh hippo birdy 2 ewes song. Berry speshul!
You’re traveling through another dimension –
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop……Holy Crap, check this out!!!!! There’s a cat in the water with a stick in it’s mouf!!!!!
quite a few LOLpix could work with the Twilight Zone treatment, methinks
(not to mention any number of news pix from CNN or Fox)
concatulashums to pictaker n Mark!
kittah: haaaaalp i no swim
*goggie throws stick*
kittah: stoopid eggohad, get sumthin elze
note to self:
doan fawl for taht trik again
(teh wai stoopy DOG duz)
…***spritz of watah out da noze! That’s a keeper!
Such a talented Kitteh!
IS THAT A TURKISH VAN?!?
is that a turkish van?
DING DING DING!
You got it — betcha anyfing ur rite!!! Bless he webby lil feet!
look at taht Van Go!!!
I KNOW DIS IS RANDOM BUT HOW DO U TAG PICS
Wow, I’ve had over 25 cats, and I’ve NEVER seen that! Oh, and pseudo-leetspeak is GAY as hell in comments btw.
is called lolwerds, mr homophobe
pwnt, nuthin els 2 say, kthxbai
If this page had a spot for 10 stars i would have given it! AWESOME!
Iz a Van kitteh? dey do lurv teh swimmens
KITTEH FETCH
Muss be Turkish Vann; dey weerdz kittehs. Likes waddaz.
GET OFF ME.
I luvs it! how did u gets deh picture?
evolution!!! Maybe dogs would start to claim trees while cats groulllllllll