Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts FailBlog Lolspeak Wiki

Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?

 

« Previous efishenzy | Evry dayz, 3 o clockz… Next »


oh hai!

funny pictures

i boughts you on ebai!

ooooh new shinny headcat!

picture: My kittens - Xena and Chloe
lolcaption: Michelle

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

127 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Cookie's human

Be sure to leave good feedback, K?

Cookie's human

Where b the rest of the parts?

tarocards

rest of parts comes in other boxez. some assembaly requird.

onceajinx

Iz hed frum Ikea? Dey send bonus tayl?

Cookie's human

Were lazer-eyes included in deal, or they be extra cost?

 
 
6ToedCatsRule

Jus be careful wer to put batries.

Kafleen

if u doan wunna draw back a nub.

 
 
Brandon_ha

Tis a foam parti Where my glow sticvk i goz poi

 
 
kafleen

Is trubbulsum.. kitteh hed wunt cheezburgur….

……………..den complikashuns arise.

/snickur

 
trtskh

sellur lyed. sez putz teh rest of teh pawrts in thar, butt nawt rly. cobberz it up wiv extrah shippig peenuts.

 
 
Missy

We habz gud feedbak for you, Cookie’s….nawt sekkund feedbak!…wut dans you desyr?

kittehlurve

butt cookie’s human wuz secconds AND nawt secconds. we iz dansin dubbletime?? teh 2step?

Cookie's Human

Will take simple 2-step….wuz first dance with first husband. Brings back Mem-ries, like the corners of my mind….he be playing with beloved fuzzies on other side of Bridge.

kafleen

dats nice. I’ll dants to dat.

/whut a wunnerfull ting to bee waitin fur u on uddur side ub bridge. Hubbee AN fuzzees. :)

onceajinx

We teech 2 step, iz eezee! slow, slow, kwikwik slow! step, step, step togevver step!

“Awlllll ma eckses lib in tecksis…”

 
 
 
 
 
mimzoid

mebbe box-step???

*sidestep
back
sidestep
forward*

princess mu

Cookies human did a rite gude job der!

* step step slyd bak fowurd glyde…
ect* : )

 
LBeeeze

LOL !!!

yur so sqware !!!

 
 
LBeeeze

u r so sweet to ahsk !!!

been wurking lotza hrz…..an will be foar next few mths….

an de cheezez dont post mah commints frum mah

werk puter…..dont no why…wishing i cud….cus i

wud wonce in awhile…..anneebodee haff ideas why

commints dont post frum other puter ??!!

 
D Marie

Is all weerd now. Sometimes doesn’t post fur hour or more. kinda strange, like talking long distance was decades ago - with the long pauses in between.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Lotz o peeple seem to be having moar tahn usual trubble wif their comminz gettin poasted.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
LBeeeze

kewt included 4 free !!

carosue

Postage wuz turrible, all teh packin floof and beeg box. Hope teh seller inkluded cheezburgers fur long trip!

LBeeeze

article arribed awll in won peece….

hungree, tyerd, thirstee…

but wiff lotza extra kewt !!!

BamaHern

OK teh bees - tiem to desied…daside…um make up mind:
kewt is free - or kewt is extra?

LBeeeze

boff free an extra too !!!

LOL !!

 
 
dpeddy

any chnce kitteh arrived by the inter toobs and gotz stuff stick to it?
toobs no relieabul & leafs stuf on dem sumtimz

 
 
 
 
kittehlurve

mailorder brides - u has it ….i gess.

carosue

male-ordur husband, frum the looks uf it. Hez a hansum lad. Gud choise!

mystique

ooo i dinnea noze we cud get dem!!! *goez tu ck dah biddin warz*

 
kittehlurve

u meen…u meen i can SELL MIEN???????? hubby taht is… i lurve mai kittehs!
he duz dishes. enywun?

kittehlurve

wayt a minit…u can has him furr teh futball, golf n hokky seesons. i wants him bak teh rest ob teh time. i cannot has teh dishes piling up!

 
woodchuck

Duz he vakyoom tu? Myn duznt.

 
doctorcat

Hubsand time-share. . .wotta concept!

 
doctorcat

Mine duznt do dishes or vakyooom, but he’s good at makin teh kids duz it. Hm, mebbe I keeps him.

 
dapanferkitteh

mai b/f vakyooms, but nawt verr offen. Ai du dishus.

BUT he cooks really gud nom noms! an…he noze dat da furkidz comez furstie wif me, alwaeez. An…hez ok wif dat!

 
starling

I donut has husbund, I has partner. Is kewt, dus dishus, kooks & kleens an plays wiv mai littul boi.

U can not have! Allllll main!

 
sawa

ai gawt dish-washa.

ai keep da hubby 4 da horazontl ho-kee po-kee …

an da verticl 2 sumtymz (okay dat TMI i fink!!)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Missy

Byer kitteh commensus hed-kownt.

 
medicated_maiden

hm…cats can be ordered by mail nao? this is bad news for me. No idea what kitteh limit in mai city is but i has a hunch is is over taht limit. they all cared for well tho, i assures! all happy and spoiled and healfy and enjoy vet and lief (not all mine, i is cat aunty)

Romeow

Kittehs r meant to b spoiled.

 
paws4thot

Hai MM. U okai? Not seed U 4 a whyl.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai wuz just gonna say taht, an then ai see taht p4t beet mee to it. Whar hav yoo been?? Just bizxzy fur teh holidaze?

Az yoo ar wun ov ar offishul kittens, wee doo wurree, yoo know!

 
 
 
Lufia

Kitteh buys kitteh. Eez lyk slavry?

Romeow

No, moar liek a pen pal fren dat came to stai.

But u gots to hab frenz
Teh feelingz oh so strong
U gots to hab frenz
To maek dat dai lass long.

 
 
 
 
 
kittehlurve

sry, dell messded up teh trakking code furr yer cumputer. teh cumputer u bot wuz shippd 2 tyewan. yer trakking coed sais yer cumputer is in Sinsinatti. U is in Nebraska. donut werry, u will finds tihs owt frum Purromushlater. wen u calls 2 teh dell cawlsenter in india tehy will say UPS - pronownced oops!

kittehlurve

stai toond furr anudder eppissoda ob “as teh dell toors”.

onceajinx

Dood! Yer gettin a flaym frower!!!

 
sawa

speekin frum expeeriunz dare, hun??

mai own personul nemi … nemus … 1 ai hayt az much az dey hayt me … iz washyng ma-sheen reparz.

‘yor ma-sheen we cannot fix. no ‘pareman in yor area 4 six wks. he awn holyday. we no care ifn yor cloves stink. nawt owr problum. yoo no lyk? tuff. ‘pareman now bizzy 4 furst 2 wks he bak frum holyday an yoo ma-sheen nawt abul to be shed-yuled in 4 too mths frum now. kthxbai.’

mai poynty endz. dat ‘pareman be feelyng dem shortly …. AFTA he fix mai ma-sheen.

kittehlurve

pareman is teh bads. n yes expeeriunz speekin wif ordrin a Dell. Purromushlator gigglded wen tolded tehm I went downtown, tehn uptown, tehn to teh boonies chaysin mai puter. Dell donut cayre wunce tehy has teh monees wer yer puter goes or wut it duz. tehy donut tink tehy did enythin rong. Dell. Pleh!

sawa

nawt somuch ‘donut cayre’ as … compleet donuts!!

ai pleh on dell 4 yoo too, kittehlurve.

an ai just off fone 2 washyng ma-sheen pareman an he cummyng THRSDAY!! ai’m sooo happee!! now he just haf to FIX ma-sheen, not shayk hed an say ‘tsk tsk, nawt lookyn gud 4 yoo ma-sheen’ an ai be BERY happee …

 
 
 
 
 
 
rodney dill

Don’t worry, I cut the air holes Nermal.