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Where b the rest of the parts?
rest of parts comes in other boxez. some assembaly requird.
Iz hed frum Ikea? Dey send bonus tayl?
Were lazer-eyes included in deal, or they be extra cost?
Jus be careful wer to put batries.
if u doan wunna draw back a nub.
Tis a foam parti Where my glow sticvk i goz poi
Is trubbulsum.. kitteh hed wunt cheezburgur….
……………..den complikashuns arise.
/snickur
sellur lyed. sez putz teh rest of teh pawrts in thar, butt nawt rly. cobberz it up wiv extrah shippig peenuts.
We habz gud feedbak for you, Cookie’s….nawt sekkund feedbak!…wut dans you desyr?
butt cookie’s human wuz secconds AND nawt secconds. we iz dansin dubbletime?? teh 2step?
Will take simple 2-step….wuz first dance with first husband. Brings back Mem-ries, like the corners of my mind….he be playing with beloved fuzzies on other side of Bridge.
dats nice. I’ll dants to dat.
/whut a wunnerfull ting to bee waitin fur u on uddur side ub bridge. Hubbee AN fuzzees.
We teech 2 step, iz eezee! slow, slow, kwikwik slow! step, step, step togevver step!
“Awlllll ma eckses lib in tecksis…”
Butt cookies…snerk!
mebbe box-step???
*sidestep
back
sidestep
forward*
Cookies human did a rite gude job der!
* step step slyd bak fowurd glyde…
ect* : )
LOL !!!
yur so sqware !!!
: ) oh hai LBeeze!
HAI !!!!!!
r fings well n ur nek ov da woods?
u r so sweet to ahsk !!!
been wurking lotza hrz…..an will be foar next few mths….
an de cheezez dont post mah commints frum mah
werk puter…..dont no why…wishing i cud….cus i
wud wonce in awhile…..anneebodee haff ideas why
commints dont post frum other puter ??!!
Is all weerd now. Sometimes doesn’t post fur hour or more. kinda strange, like talking long distance was decades ago – with the long pauses in between.
Lotz o peeple seem to be having moar tahn usual trubble wif their comminz gettin poasted.
Den du Square Danz!
kewt included 4 free !!
Postage wuz turrible, all teh packin floof and beeg box. Hope teh seller inkluded cheezburgers fur long trip!
article arribed awll in won peece….
hungree, tyerd, thirstee…
but wiff lotza extra kewt !!!
OK teh bees – tiem to desied…daside…um make up mind:
kewt is free – or kewt is extra?
boff free an extra too !!!
LOL !!
any chnce kitteh arrived by the inter toobs and gotz stuff stick to it?
toobs no relieabul & leafs stuf on dem sumtimz
mailorder brides – u has it ….i gess.
male-ordur husband, frum the looks uf it. Hez a hansum lad. Gud choise!
ooo i dinnea noze we cud get dem!!! *goez tu ck dah biddin warz*
kittehs or hubbies?
a mail ordur combo ov both
u meen…u meen i can SELL MIEN???????? hubby taht is… i lurve mai kittehs!
he duz dishes. enywun?
wayt a minit…u can has him furr teh futball, golf n hokky seesons. i wants him bak teh rest ob teh time. i cannot has teh dishes piling up!
Duz he vakyoom tu? Myn duznt.
Hubsand time-share. . .wotta concept!
Mine duznt do dishes or vakyooom, but he’s good at makin teh kids duz it. Hm, mebbe I keeps him.
mai b/f vakyooms, but nawt verr offen. Ai du dishus.
BUT he cooks really gud nom noms! an…he noze dat da furkidz comez furstie wif me, alwaeez. An…hez ok wif dat!
I donut has husbund, I has partner. Is kewt, dus dishus, kooks & kleens an plays wiv mai littul boi.
U can not have! Allllll main!
ai gawt dish-washa.
ai keep da hubby 4 da horazontl ho-kee po-kee …
an da verticl 2 sumtymz (okay dat TMI i fink!!)
Byer kitteh commensus hed-kownt.
hm…cats can be ordered by mail nao? this is bad news for me. No idea what kitteh limit in mai city is but i has a hunch is is over taht limit. they all cared for well tho, i assures! all happy and spoiled and healfy and enjoy vet and lief (not all mine, i is cat aunty)
Kittehs r meant to b spoiled.
Hai MM. U okai? Not seed U 4 a whyl.
Ai wuz just gonna say taht, an then ai see taht p4t beet mee to it. Whar hav yoo been?? Just bizxzy fur teh holidaze?
Az yoo ar wun ov ar offishul kittens, wee doo wurree, yoo know!
Kitteh buys kitteh. Eez lyk slavry?
No, moar liek a pen pal fren dat came to stai.
But u gots to hab frenz
Teh feelingz oh so strong
U gots to hab frenz
To maek dat dai lass long.
Barry Manilow – FTW!!!!
awwww
…but dude, I bought a Dell
an warez teh mowse ??!!
*burp*
Wat mowse?
sry, dell messded up teh trakking code furr yer cumputer. teh cumputer u bot wuz shippd 2 tyewan. yer trakking coed sais yer cumputer is in Sinsinatti. U is in Nebraska. donut werry, u will finds tihs owt frum Purromushlater. wen u calls 2 teh dell cawlsenter in india tehy will say UPS – pronownced oops!
stai toond furr anudder eppissoda ob “as teh dell toors”.
Dood! Yer gettin a flaym frower!!!
speekin frum expeeriunz dare, hun??
mai own personul nemi … nemus … 1 ai hayt az much az dey hayt me … iz washyng ma-sheen reparz.
‘yor ma-sheen we cannot fix. no ‘pareman in yor area 4 six wks. he awn holyday. we no care ifn yor cloves stink. nawt owr problum. yoo no lyk? tuff. ‘pareman now bizzy 4 furst 2 wks he bak frum holyday an yoo ma-sheen nawt abul to be shed-yuled in 4 too mths frum now. kthxbai.’
mai poynty endz. dat ‘pareman be feelyng dem shortly …. AFTA he fix mai ma-sheen.
pareman is teh bads. n yes expeeriunz speekin wif ordrin a Dell. Purromushlator gigglded wen tolded tehm I went downtown, tehn uptown, tehn to teh boonies chaysin mai puter. Dell donut cayre wunce tehy has teh monees wer yer puter goes or wut it duz. tehy donut tink tehy did enythin rong. Dell. Pleh!
nawt somuch ‘donut cayre’ as … compleet donuts!!
ai pleh on dell 4 yoo too, kittehlurve.
an ai just off fone 2 washyng ma-sheen pareman an he cummyng THRSDAY!! ai’m sooo happee!! now he just haf to FIX ma-sheen, not shayk hed an say ‘tsk tsk, nawt lookyn gud 4 yoo ma-sheen’ an ai be BERY happee …
Don’t worry, I cut the air holes Nermal.
male ordr kitteh — sum essemblee rekwyrd
boddee, legz, tayel in zeprate box
no manwel
Luk agin, tayel iz inkloodid!
Butt if taht tayel is connecked tu aneefing, we mytes haz a messy bawks…
tayel prolly bilong nother kitteh
Dint kno woodchuck hass such gud eyes! I missed dat detayl! Fanks!
Detayl aboud deh tayl!!
Choo may haz bin gott-ted on dah ebai but is much moar betterer den bein’ Teh Bloo Lite Speshil!
Kitteh bais annuddur kitteh fur frend??
Dats juss so cyoote I…
SPLORT.
Durn.
Cleen up on aisle free!!
Oh mai mai, Kafleen.
U gets a noo avatar and u loose awl ur sense? Ware’s ur CHRG (wdoi)?
Oh neber mind dat nao, ur in no condishon to do enny finking rite nao.
Heer, let me gets awl ur brains put bak ware dey belong.
*scoop scoop*
Oops! Slipperee liddle dickens!
*sweep sweep pat pat*
OK, ur awl put bak togebber nao. Gud az noo. Nao, u needz to go to the HSRW and ress fur a wile. Dat waz a bad splort.
Heer’s a sawfty blankee, sum Catbury choklit, and a nise cup of tea. Bring dis CHRG (wdoi) wif u an wen u feel bettr, dey will halp u put on.
Teh P. M. Meadow iz in full bloom. I doan fink it habs eber smelled sweeter. Ress heer till u gets sum strength bak. Mebee u wan to sit owtsyde an hab a joose or a parfait? Ur lukee to get heer eerly. I hab a feeling dat dis mite b a bizee dai todai.
{{{{{Kaflen}}}}}
Oh, tanks, mah frend.
*sigh*
u noes it bee a parfait.
*taps foot.*
whars mah avatar, durnit?
an when am I ebbur gonna lurn too use mah CHRG?
U ken ged alodda treshers on Ebay!
Ooo! Bai a fwen on ebai?
Nao I doan haff tu sit aloan in teh dark.
doan say dat, dat makes meh hab teh sads…
jk
Lessee, wun hed wif teh green lazorz, an wun tayl, blak. Purrrfekt! Nao I jes putz it tugeddur wif teh legz an bawdee I gatwz frum IkeaCat and i haz noo kitteh fr les munee!
bedder mayk shur u gotz awl parts befor ahsimblee – speciallee IKEA stuff – ai seez hed n tayl, whair bawdee, leggs, mowtur?
2 lipz indiffrunt red…
Wunner if Ikea stuff will mach ebay stuff for coller n size. Cud luk straeng!
homaigash! I dint eben see de tayle! (missed detail of de tayle!) Fanks LOLDemon!
Sumwun filld teh littah bawks tu full.
An dis whyte stuff iz nawt veree abzorbunt.
concatulashins xena and chloe, and michelle for ur frunt paj!
Wye deez feengz arz cawlld
‘Packeeng Peenutz’ wenz dayz arz
sawfft andz habz no shellz?
‘Packeeng Peenutz’ stikkz
2 Kitteh’s fur lyke crayzee.
Wen duz dayz cummz awff?
Deez ‘Packeeng Peenutz’
maykz 2 much noyze. Emptee Bawkz
iz so much bettah!
Jack.
Ur pakkin peenutz haz no flavor.
Muss b unsalted.
Oh yayz and joyfullness! These two of mai submissions are on the voting page!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?tharbe10types128438132628543750.jpg
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?maidignityIl128448349043977500.jpg
OMG
It’s ….
The Day of the Jackal!!
U muss bee full ub glee.
Gurl, I gots too say, I am capshuning dose pics by teh truck load ebburyday and nebbur clebbur enuff too get on voting page. U has rellee dun it!!!
fanks! Dah furstest wun waz a while ago, but dah secund waz put on tooday. All uz have to do iz finds an origanal or perfekt capshun. I didz like 50 before mai furst one got on!
Dey iz BOFF good! I voted wun awreddee, didunt see da binaree wun! (I has dat tee shirt, iz much win!)
Ai haz founded them boff – fiev brugerz each!! Yay, Mz. Jackal. Gud werk!!!!
*braking thru whitekaps an gaspin foar air*
Promiss me u’ll survive. That you wont giff up, no madder wat happins, no madder how hopeliss. Promiss me now, Rose, and never let go of that promiss.
awwwwww…..:(
Oh mai mai, Kafleen.
U gets a noo avatar and u loose awl ur sense? Ware’s ur CHRG (wdoi)?
Oh neber mind dat nao, ur in no condishon to do enny finking rite nao.
Heer, let me gets awl ur brains put bak ware dey belong.
*scoop scoop*
Oops! Slipperee liddle dickens!
*sweep sweep pat pat*
OK, ur awl put bak togebber nao. Gud az noo. Nao, u needz to go to the HSRW and ress fur a wile. Dat waz a bad splort.
Heer’s a sawfty blankee, sum Catbury choklit, and a nise cup of tea. Bring dis CHRG (wdoi) wif u an wen u feel bettr, dey will halp u put it on.
Teh P. M. Meadow iz in full bloom. I doan fink it habs eber smelled sweeter. Ress heer till u gets sum strength bak. Mebee u wan to sit owtsyde an hab a joose or a parfait? Ur lukee to get heer eerly. I hab a feeling dat dis mite b a bizee dai todai.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Stoopy WP. Furst it eets mah commint, so I types again.
Den it puts in rong spot.
Sowy.
robocat from hell iz alive
wheeeee! i lurvs teh ballpit at teh restifrant!! it ar so much funs to be playin in!
mommeh, after i ar dun playin, i can has anuvver cheezburger? i losted mien sumwerz in heer… ooh, i finded it agen. um… ew. mommeh i can has anuvver wun pleeeez?
(hai 3rin! ur post on mah blog brotted me bak! fanku fur nyss email.)
Hai – we been missin you!
oh hai d marie! how u be? i sry i disa… dissa… went aways fur awyul. i has been visitin, just nawt much timez fur commentin. still lolin tho. just as lurkyannz.
Sillyannz bery bery mush bettrer dahn Lurkyannz. {Sillyannz} xx
{{all my lolfrenz!}}
YAY! Welvum bak Sillyannz!
wowee! sillyannz! sew gud tew see u bak!
comez in! iz foamee hot tub!!!
ooo. a foamee hot tub.
is LOLcat builder broke? I sorry.
I fix, kthnxbai!
where i plug n?
http://mine.ihasahotdog.com/View.aspx?savmep128432082865650000.jpg
http://mine.ihasahotdog.com/View.aspx?notashappylo128432084838775000.jpg
Yay! dis haz batrees inclooded!
da lazers, dey be charged alredi an everfing!
i can haz mail order bride??!
Cat Trafficking – The worst kind of Haets Crime.
Izzat Terminayter cat?
w00t — dis WAI awf-topik, but dids u see Rivar Tam Terminaytor on teevy teh othr niet? …rowr
Stai bak! Iz Qwiksand!
Dont u fall in tu!
throz me da whip! trhoz me da idol!
Yay! I gets play Rummaj in de Puffy Bits!
wheres da receit? i want refund not cheezburguer
ROFL!!!!
demz pakijin thingehz am awsum
i wud buy evin wifout kitteh
Finally! Mai replassmint hed!
lol ebay
thats hillarious!!!!!!!!! cant spell lol!!!!
Great caption!!
Furst rate ebayzer! packd NICE! Qwik ship! wud buy frum again!! A+++
did it come with additional cat playthings? ;o
i just noticed. ebay is be in pig latin! be=eb=+ay=ebay
kooooool.
funny pic though