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i boughts you on ebai!
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Where b the rest of the parts?
rest of parts comes in other boxez. some assembaly requird.
Iz hed frum Ikea? Dey send bonus tayl?
Were lazer-eyes included in deal, or they be extra cost?
Jus be careful wer to put batries.
if u doan wunna draw back a nub.
Tis a foam parti Where my glow sticvk i goz poi
Is trubbulsum.. kitteh hed wunt cheezburgur….
……………..den complikashuns arise.
/snickur
sellur lyed. sez putz teh rest of teh pawrts in thar, butt nawt rly. cobberz it up wiv extrah shippig peenuts.
We habz gud feedbak for you, Cookie’s….nawt sekkund feedbak!…wut dans you desyr?
butt cookie’s human wuz secconds AND nawt secconds. we iz dansin dubbletime?? teh 2step?
Will take simple 2-step….wuz first dance with first husband. Brings back Mem-ries, like the corners of my mind….he be playing with beloved fuzzies on other side of Bridge.
dats nice. I’ll dants to dat.
/whut a wunnerfull ting to bee waitin fur u on uddur side ub bridge. Hubbee AN fuzzees.
We teech 2 step, iz eezee! slow, slow, kwikwik slow! step, step, step togevver step!
“Awlllll ma eckses lib in tecksis…”
Butt cookies…snerk!
mebbe box-step???
*sidestep
back
sidestep
forward*
Cookies human did a rite gude job der!
* step step slyd bak fowurd glyde…
ect* : )
LOL !!!
yur so sqware !!!
: ) oh hai LBeeze!
HAI !!!!!!
r fings well n ur nek ov da woods?
u r so sweet to ahsk !!!
been wurking lotza hrz…..an will be foar next few mths….
an de cheezez dont post mah commints frum mah
werk puter…..dont no why…wishing i cud….cus i
wud wonce in awhile…..anneebodee haff ideas why
commints dont post frum other puter ??!!
Is all weerd now. Sometimes doesn’t post fur hour or more. kinda strange, like talking long distance was decades ago - with the long pauses in between.
Lotz o peeple seem to be having moar tahn usual trubble wif their comminz gettin poasted.
Den du Square Danz!
kewt included 4 free !!
Postage wuz turrible, all teh packin floof and beeg box. Hope teh seller inkluded cheezburgers fur long trip!
article arribed awll in won peece….
hungree, tyerd, thirstee…
but wiff lotza extra kewt !!!
OK teh bees - tiem to desied…daside…um make up mind:
kewt is free - or kewt is extra?
boff free an extra too !!!
LOL !!
any chnce kitteh arrived by the inter toobs and gotz stuff stick to it?
toobs no relieabul & leafs stuf on dem sumtimz
mailorder brides - u has it ….i gess.
male-ordur husband, frum the looks uf it. Hez a hansum lad. Gud choise!
ooo i dinnea noze we cud get dem!!! *goez tu ck dah biddin warz*
kittehs or hubbies?
a mail ordur combo ov both
u meen…u meen i can SELL MIEN???????? hubby taht is… i lurve mai kittehs!
he duz dishes. enywun?
wayt a minit…u can has him furr teh futball, golf n hokky seesons. i wants him bak teh rest ob teh time. i cannot has teh dishes piling up!
Duz he vakyoom tu? Myn duznt.
Hubsand time-share. . .wotta concept!
Mine duznt do dishes or vakyooom, but he’s good at makin teh kids duz it. Hm, mebbe I keeps him.
mai b/f vakyooms, but nawt verr offen. Ai du dishus.
BUT he cooks really gud nom noms! an…he noze dat da furkidz comez furstie wif me, alwaeez. An…hez ok wif dat!
I donut has husbund, I has partner. Is kewt, dus dishus, kooks & kleens an plays wiv mai littul boi.
U can not have! Allllll main!
ai gawt dish-washa.
ai keep da hubby 4 da horazontl ho-kee po-kee …
an da verticl 2 sumtymz (okay dat TMI i fink!!)
Byer kitteh commensus hed-kownt.
hm…cats can be ordered by mail nao? this is bad news for me. No idea what kitteh limit in mai city is but i has a hunch is is over taht limit. they all cared for well tho, i assures! all happy and spoiled and healfy and enjoy vet and lief (not all mine, i is cat aunty)
Kittehs r meant to b spoiled.
Hai MM. U okai? Not seed U 4 a whyl.
Ai wuz just gonna say taht, an then ai see taht p4t beet mee to it. Whar hav yoo been?? Just bizxzy fur teh holidaze?
Az yoo ar wun ov ar offishul kittens, wee doo wurree, yoo know!
Kitteh buys kitteh. Eez lyk slavry?
No, moar liek a pen pal fren dat came to stai.
But u gots to hab frenz
Teh feelingz oh so strong
U gots to hab frenz
To maek dat dai lass long.
Barry Manilow - FTW!!!!
awwww
…but dude, I bought a Dell
an warez teh mowse ??!!
*burp*
Wat mowse?
sry, dell messded up teh trakking code furr yer cumputer. teh cumputer u bot wuz shippd 2 tyewan. yer trakking coed sais yer cumputer is in Sinsinatti. U is in Nebraska. donut werry, u will finds tihs owt frum Purromushlater. wen u calls 2 teh dell cawlsenter in india tehy will say UPS - pronownced oops!
stai toond furr anudder eppissoda ob “as teh dell toors”.
Dood! Yer gettin a flaym frower!!!
speekin frum expeeriunz dare, hun??
mai own personul nemi … nemus … 1 ai hayt az much az dey hayt me … iz washyng ma-sheen reparz.
‘yor ma-sheen we cannot fix. no ‘pareman in yor area 4 six wks. he awn holyday. we no care ifn yor cloves stink. nawt owr problum. yoo no lyk? tuff. ‘pareman now bizzy 4 furst 2 wks he bak frum holyday an yoo ma-sheen nawt abul to be shed-yuled in 4 too mths frum now. kthxbai.’
mai poynty endz. dat ‘pareman be feelyng dem shortly …. AFTA he fix mai ma-sheen.
pareman is teh bads. n yes expeeriunz speekin wif ordrin a Dell. Purromushlator gigglded wen tolded tehm I went downtown, tehn uptown, tehn to teh boonies chaysin mai puter. Dell donut cayre wunce tehy has teh monees wer yer puter goes or wut it duz. tehy donut tink tehy did enythin rong. Dell. Pleh!
nawt somuch ‘donut cayre’ as … compleet donuts!!
ai pleh on dell 4 yoo too, kittehlurve.
an ai just off fone 2 washyng ma-sheen pareman an he cummyng THRSDAY!! ai’m sooo happee!! now he just haf to FIX ma-sheen, not shayk hed an say ‘tsk tsk, nawt lookyn gud 4 yoo ma-sheen’ an ai be BERY happee …
Don’t worry, I cut the air holes Nermal.