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furring all deh pants at ones
big fluffy, furry pants r in. dontcha kno?
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A good caption for this pic: Kitteh kwestions ur capshuning skillz
Oh yayz! first comment! >^_^<
we neber say teh F wurd. is always nawt secund
why?
OK, OK…I’ll bite, too…why indeed? cuz I bee curreeus.
I thot it wuz a cyute capshun.
Butt Mz. Jackal is offun eelusive wiff teh communts….c’mon, Mizz Jackul…share ur thots…
BUTT….dats all needur heer nor der…I still happee fur her furst furst!
Efishunzy … tuk awhiel to get. Iz tru tho, tihs kitteh rezervin enerjy 4 nappin. N midniet snakkin. N thumpin rownd teh howz when hyuminz is sleepin. N odder importent fings taht kittehz do.
Martha Stewart wud be prowd.
No Kitteh, No washie.
No furs, no need!
jesus, 2 wordz: CLOSET ORGANIZER.
lol… a leest the pantses ar awl hanged up neetlee. Mai clozit worser!!
mine, too!
mebbe teh closet started all orgranized but then teh kitteh got in and reranged all clothez for hiz maximum fur-covering potential?
Luks gud to meh! Mah kitteh cannot even fit.
OMG!!!!
*jumps up and down and shrieks!!!*
MZ JACKAL FINALLY GOT A FURSTEE!!
*hugs self wif glee an stingee eyes*
Oh, Ms Jackal, I noe u wanted wun SO BAD….
Tell us qwick…wut kind of dants!!
/youlll never beeleeve it, Ms. Jackal, butt I had a chance too answer this one with no comments…I thought would be cute too say “Wut furr u doo dis, kitteh?” Then I thot, wut if ms. jackal is trying too, and I beets her? I wud feel so bad…and I waited…AND IT WUZ YOU!!!
yeah, but mz. jackal’s commint wuz … um …
well, I tries nawt to be meen, but … pleh.
I not care. I is happee fur her ennywai. She wuntted it so bad.
I think it is sad that someone would give me low votes for being happy for someone.
Fine, I went bak an gabe yoo 5 burgrs Kafleen .. iz ok to be happee fur sumwun. An yay for Mz. Jackal for her nawt-sekkond .. but i still fink pleh on teh commint. Plus awlso, she cameded rite bakk an cheerd foar her own nawt-sekkond. :S
Gib me awl teh 1 burgrs yoo want. I jest standeeng up foar wut I think. We awl sai: iffen yoo ar lukkee enuff to get the fursty commint, yoo shud at leest poast sumfing worth poasting!
Hey, it was the first thing that came to mind!
ah, done let it bover you. evwekitteh’s a critic.
fur da record (dere’s a record? uhoh), ithunk it was ok and was happy to see it, and fink itz nice that kathleen wuz not all comp… copmedit… bein the fastur an bester tehn ewe.
that’s mai storie
and i’m stickin tooit.
*solumlee* tank u, pb.
now, hopefullee, dats all I will sai on dis sillee ishoo!
Oh Kafleen!
U muss hab speshul interweb connexshun to Cheez Peeps!
Hao didz u no dat Mz. Jackal waz bout to get her Cheez Dweem?
A lesser purrson wudda taekin teh glory fur dere own. But, u b a giber.
I nawt no ov a niser purrson heer. Dere r sum dat r juss as nise as u, Kafleen, but nawt enny niser.
I lubs u Romeow. Srsly.
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}
TY
I no mai fursty fursty wuz def-eye-ning moment in mai life. U is so jenerus to shares it!
It is! Such tings gibs teh majur happees! Speshullee if ebbureewun get all excited bowt it, an brings donuts and cawfee an dantses an talks bowt nawty barn an shares deetails ub dare day too come, and dere thowts dat morning, and juss…..welll………. brings ebburyboddeee tugeddur.
*runs off*
Dah dans I would like iz…um how about mexican cat dans?
Oh, mah goodness, Mz. Jackal!! I tried too find it!! I hope it is DIS wun:
youtube.com/watch?v=hpISYBPyk8Y
lolz…so funny! dat mouse cracks meh up! What I meant waz for u to make dah song, but dat waz much better1 fanks much! U rulez!
{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
*seriously*
I am pleezed too hab made u happee, Mz. Jackal.
Ur hug….dat wuz so unexpected….an I am at a loss fur wurds. tank u….
conga-rat-shoelacings on nawt-second, mz. J. what kinda danz we does?
mmmm, I is heering “feelz like teh furst tiem” by Bawston…
srsly, we must do sooper grate danz nao!
OOh, I luv dat song! (cunfyoosed…did Foreigner AND Boston doo it? Mebbee I so old now I is dane bramaged…is possibull!!
)
*dantses with glee*
Xcuze me, Kafleen, mai I cut in an danse wif glee, too?
*danse, danse, danse wif glee*
*dantses wif Romeow*
*Danses wif glee, since Romeow, who wuz dansin wif glee, is now dansin wif Kafleen*
*steps on glee’s toes*
Whoopsie!
*bends over to massage glee’s sore toesies, clunks hedz wif glee*
glee duz not mind a bit, an joinz in.
gleefullee!!
yesh, indeedee.
whoopsie…..chex teh cassettes…waz foreigner (blushes)
dans dans dans aneehow
Oh noez kitteh, I no wants furs on my clothses
fur luks good on you not on me!
My yogi kitteh does this, but he seems to prefer hubcat’ clothsez more
Kitteh lykes to sleep on the top shelfz of the closet.
Hubcat sayz do not want.
Kitteh cannut sleep awn NE shelp in Dis clawset!!!
testing mah new wurdpress account…
(Kathleen)
luks gud frum heer!
it’s dat donkee frum shrek! I tink hees so cute! (an I kind ub act like him so I thot wuz appropriate!!
…well…see an eerleer post for proof of donkee like verbosity… 
)
new avatar looks gud frum hier, gascat. clearly kitteh, eben to me. Rnj wun, too. fuzzeh. faysing to da left. tayl coorled round front. playings … i thinks tenor saxofone? rite? [jst kiddng teh last prt]
hey gascat!
gasp! u bedda watchez da Milo kitteh! nex fing u noe himz be bringin in a picamilo!
by da by mi mi awl squishy n weird on da IE- lukz lik himz bittn at big/liddle button! Kinda lukz lik beeeg eye in background.
Oh wellz- lest himz no longa luk like floofy yellow troll……
momcat
no piccy yet, but is wurkin
Yay Kafleen! I fink it taykes a few owers fur yur pikshur to show up, so nebber feer!
Hanger Cat
Hangs Around
Furring awl teh pantsez….an gettin a nappeez at teh saem tiem!
Win!
proovin yet agin… kittehs r smarter than hoomins. if dey haz ppozabil thumz, dey woodnt need us no moar.
no rum on top shelf for napz. kitteh muss maek do wif wat he’z got.
fish frenzy? feed awl teh pellets at once!
kitteh jayl?
*note obercrowdid condishuns*
happee front paj to u, ryan!
Oh, yeh, good wun, ryan!
Juss ignore teh implicashun frum teh nawt-secund,
Like owr fren Janet say, Teh brain cells flee at teh site ub “no comment”!!
Put kitteh in wire cage: much hissing and haoling.
Put wire cage on expinsive wool pants: kitteh bliss.
yep, dat’s kittehs for ya
If Mr. Blackwell pans dis onsombel hez nuts; It werkz on so miny levuls.
Monorail Cat in teh Hangar
*fasepaw*
Ahah! So that’s how my kitteh manages to get her furs all over my clothes!
Now it is revealed!
Kittehs r gud multi-floofers.
Hao else can a liddle kitteh gets hare awl ober teh hole howse?
i knows hao dey duz it. dey schneez an da fuzz fly everwear. sawded dat on kommre- kammeri- *sigh* on ad on da tv.
Den dat maeks meh schneez, and nao I r part ov teh prolem, and nawt part ov the solushun.
Whatta u gonna do wif dem?
Gonna hab to keeps dem!
kwik kitty kat zat, nice un
muss spred floof !!
lemme see— naw what can I say that will get the whole gang in a tither…..hmmm……..nothing got nothing…. how about…… owners hang kitteh in closet for future use….. that should do it. lolz
O NOES! PLZ NOT TOO BEE HANGIN KITTEHS!
/kathleen
Donut beez teh worry, Kafleen! U just knoes that Teh Kontainer Stoar has a speshul Kitteh Caddy for ur closet kitteh storage needz.
Or maybe itz at Bedz, Baff, and Et Ceteras.
No Mor Wire Hangerz!!!!
lolz
cat har is niz akcesorie
Neber truss ennywon dat duzzn’t beleef dat.
I generally donut truss anywun.
Teh only knots I can ties is teh makramay ones. Too easy for peeps to excape from.
*giggle giggle*
truss anywun
Joan Crawford’s kitteh sleeps soundly, unaware that his owner is about to walk in wearing teh Kabuki makeups and throw a hissyfits.
*summoning STEND!*
No Moar Wire Hangars!!!
Wayrebburr U feenkz
Kitteh no canz clym upz andz
Napz. U woodz B rawng
Kittehz arz mennee
feengz. Incloodeeng payshunt andz
wundrusslee limburr
Dayr iz no sennss in
sayeeng ‘Kitteh no canz duu
dat!” wen Kitteh haz!
Kitteh’s noo hammukk
duzzn’t swayz much, but habz style
andz much elleeguenss
Jack.
Oh, u noes it. Sooo troo.
I will waer all da prity pantses an jacketses
An shurts an tyes
An cloz
It fuzzee an warm
D.R.! I haddunt seen u fur a littul bit! Glad too see u.
U noe, dis place is like…well…u look arown, an suddenleee, surtan peepul not dere no moar. An u wundurr. And wurree.
Like Janet say….wut if it all went awai tumorro?
ICHC has a myspace account! You can go link up with it, an find uther cheezfren connekshuns!
http://www.myspace.com/icanhascheezburger
I is there.
Retyred sirkus trapeaze kitteh dreamz ub yestur-years…
Okay I actooally had a hard time to be reading dis wun.
Wif aplologies to teh late Hairy Chapin and his kitteh:
A cat arrived just teh other day,
He entered ur wurld and was reddy to play.
Oh, there were mice to catch, and yarns to fray.
He tore around while u was away.
And he was sleepy ‘fore he knowed it and as he purred,
He sayed “I’m gonna mark ur clothes, dad.
Ur pants r gonna be covered.”
And teh cat’s in teh closet and he’s sheddin’ hairz
Little fur heres and some moar over theres
“When u comin homez Dad?” “I don’t knoes when,
But I’ll brush my clothes off then, cat.
U knoes I’ll need dry cleening then.”
Commint belo ment 2B heer. Grr.
Harry neber sounded so gud!
Hmmm, I is sensing shenanigenz frum WP. I has Fyrfocks, an I block awl ads on ebree site I go to cuz I dun needa buy NEfing else, tanks.
But suddenlee, liek, last 2-3 days, my postees heer R nawt showin up imm.. imedl.. rite awy liek befoar. Da onlee scrips nawt allowd awn dis site R da adbertizers. Seems ravver spishus to me….
looks to be takin between 5 an sebben minnits to see ma post TODAY. I has uvver posts dat STILL hazzint appeerd. Yoozoolee, ma posts is immeedeyet!
Looks like commintz be beein’ delivered by Bunways Airlines today but there is delays all over teh place dew to teh bad whethers at (whare else) O’Hare.
No apolologies needed. Juss round ov applaws.
Further demonstrashun of kitteh jeenius. Liek teh mitey JD Sez, kitteh can go where joo woodn’t beleev it.
(an go boldly.)
Thx!
I is not reely teh sorries. “Aplolgies to [songwriterhyoomin name here]” is just a ways 2 say “hay, guise, I is steelin this song from this person and lol-ing it up” and also 2 halp peeps out who mights not rekig… reckogg… knoes rite away what song it is.
*looks around stelthily*
*whispers*There is some whippersnappers around here, u knoes.
u duned awsum job, lolcatburgular. awsum ,awsum. i were singing dat wen i reeded it. capital jee jeenius!!
N not evven split ur infinitiv
F14 Hangar
F14 is of course the Tomcat Jet fighter
Wen mah daddeh wuz reel tired, he wud say, “I cud sleep onna picket fence.” Dis luks about dat comfurble. Owie!
Mebbe dis how kitteh irns himz stripes?
mah bed iz beeng wooshed
so i helpz mahslf to ur cloust
Simpson, is u mah old kollege roommatte? She didn’t wash her close and she didn’t warsh her close. She wooshed her close.
Onomatopoeia. She hads it.
dat kitteh a real slackr!
Dat kitteh b naim “Mikey.” Mai frend taik pikshure.
No, the cat’s name is Gunther. And it was not taken by your friend.
Haha.. too funny. This is MY cat.. and I took the picture. I really don’t understand why people claim these as their own when they’re not. It’s just a cat. But unlike everyone else, I have the original image in full res.. and tons others.
I check this site like every day.. I was shocked to see him up here. But my friends all know Gunther and always keep track of when they find the image for me.
now when I clikeded awn disw piccure….. luki fer me ….ai waznt eetin peeza oar drinkin my Nurgy drinkies….cause I laffed an laffed..
but wat haz me teh puzzleded…..iz dis….how dat kitteh get der/???
iz a mysturi….bery impreessive moov by ur kitteh….
When was the pic taken? And at what res is the full image? I’ll have to call my brother to double check whether he took this, but I was fairly certain that the copy I have in my email was his work. Either that or we have lookalike cats and lookalike closets, and maybe even lookalike pictures.
On a side note, Mikey is part Maine Coon and Siamese. He’s an enormously long cat when he stretches out or stands on his back legs. Do you know what Gunther is, that they look so similar? How old is he (now and/or in the pic)?
jaelte
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Dat kitteh b naim “Mikey.” Mai frend taik pikshure.
No, jaelte. The cat’s name is Gunther. And he happens to belong to a friend of mine.
I love it when people try to take credit for pictures that don’t belong to them.
lol I knoes I’m nawt teh onlee one who tink cat fur is a fashun ecksessurry. yoo just hafta get used to it, at least in mah howse. even when i go back to collige, i find random cat hairs on mah jackits…
Haf seen piccie beefore.
But gud kapsion.
an outfit is never complete withouut cat hair
tu funnee…furz t purfk aksere.
i likes dis capshun. i tinks the yoos of furrin as a vurb iz geenyoos.
Kitteh finishd sheddin on ur sofuhz, movin on2 ur pantz nao.
wat, how kitteh get thar? D:
Kitteh maken shur u stae warmm in winnder bai givin all cloz furr coating.
Wow, Gunther really gets around!
No way?! xD I wonder how he/she managed to get in there! xD
thas gud tinkn kitteh!