efishenzy
furring all deh pants at ones
big fluffy, furry pants r in. dontcha kno?
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A good caption for this pic: Kitteh kwestions ur capshuning skillz
Oh yayz! first comment! >^_^<
we neber say teh F wurd. is always nawt secund
why?
OK, OK…I’ll bite, too…why indeed? cuz I bee curreeus.
I thot it wuz a cyute capshun.
Butt Mz. Jackal is offun eelusive wiff teh communts….c’mon, Mizz Jackul…share ur thots…
BUTT….dats all needur heer nor der…I still happee fur her furst furst!
Efishunzy … tuk awhiel to get. Iz tru tho, tihs kitteh rezervin enerjy 4 nappin. N midniet snakkin. N thumpin rownd teh howz when hyuminz is sleepin. N odder importent fings taht kittehz do.
Martha Stewart wud be prowd.
No Kitteh, No washie.
No furs, no need!
jesus, 2 wordz: CLOSET ORGANIZER.
lol… a leest the pantses ar awl hanged up neetlee. Mai clozit worser!!
mine, too!
mebbe teh closet started all orgranized but then teh kitteh got in and reranged all clothez for hiz maximum fur-covering potential?
Luks gud to meh! Mah kitteh cannot even fit.
OMG!!!!
*jumps up and down and shrieks!!!*
MZ JACKAL FINALLY GOT A FURSTEE!!
*hugs self wif glee an stingee eyes*
Oh, Ms Jackal, I noe u wanted wun SO BAD….
Tell us qwick…wut kind of dants!!
/youlll never beeleeve it, Ms. Jackal, butt I had a chance too answer this one with no comments…I thought would be cute too say “Wut furr u doo dis, kitteh?” Then I thot, wut if ms. jackal is trying too, and I beets her? I wud feel so bad…and I waited…AND IT WUZ YOU!!!
yeah, but mz. jackal’s commint wuz … um …
well, I tries nawt to be meen, but … pleh.
I not care. I is happee fur her ennywai. She wuntted it so bad.
I think it is sad that someone would give me low votes for being happy for someone.
Fine, I went bak an gabe yoo 5 burgrs Kafleen .. iz ok to be happee fur sumwun. An yay for Mz. Jackal for her nawt-sekkond .. but i still fink pleh on teh commint. Plus awlso, she cameded rite bakk an cheerd foar her own nawt-sekkond. :S
Gib me awl teh 1 burgrs yoo want. I jest standeeng up foar wut I think. We awl sai: iffen yoo ar lukkee enuff to get the fursty commint, yoo shud at leest poast sumfing worth poasting!
Hey, it was the first thing that came to mind!
ah, done let it bover you. evwekitteh’s a critic.
fur da record (dere’s a record? uhoh), ithunk it was ok and was happy to see it, and fink itz nice that kathleen wuz not all comp… copmedit… bein the fastur an bester tehn ewe.
that’s mai storie
and i’m stickin tooit.
*solumlee* tank u, pb.
now, hopefullee, dats all I will sai on dis sillee ishoo!
Oh Kafleen!
U muss hab speshul interweb connexshun to Cheez Peeps!
Hao didz u no dat Mz. Jackal waz bout to get her Cheez Dweem?
A lesser purrson wudda taekin teh glory fur dere own. But, u b a giber.
I nawt no ov a niser purrson heer. Dere r sum dat r juss as nise as u, Kafleen, but nawt enny niser.
I lubs u Romeow. Srsly.
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}
TY
I no mai fursty fursty wuz def-eye-ning moment in mai life. U is so jenerus to shares it!
It is! Such tings gibs teh majur happees! Speshullee if ebbureewun get all excited bowt it, an brings donuts and cawfee an dantses an talks bowt nawty barn an shares deetails ub dare day too come, and dere thowts dat morning, and juss…..welll………. brings ebburyboddeee tugeddur.
*runs off*
Dah dans I would like iz…um how about mexican cat dans?
Oh, mah goodness, Mz. Jackal!! I tried too find it!! I hope it is DIS wun:
youtube.com/watch?v=hpISYBPyk8Y
lolz…so funny! dat mouse cracks meh up! What I meant waz for u to make dah song, but dat waz much better1 fanks much! U rulez!
{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
*seriously*
I am pleezed too hab made u happee, Mz. Jackal.
Ur hug….dat wuz so unexpected….an I am at a loss fur wurds. tank u….
conga-rat-shoelacings on nawt-second, mz. J. what kinda danz we does?
mmmm, I is heering “feelz like teh furst tiem” by Bawston…
srsly, we must do sooper grate danz nao!
OOh, I luv dat song! (cunfyoosed…did Foreigner AND Boston doo it? Mebbee I so old now I is dane bramaged…is possibull!!
)
*dantses with glee*
Xcuze me, Kafleen, mai I cut in an danse wif glee, too?
*danse, danse, danse wif glee*
*dantses wif Romeow*
*Danses wif glee, since Romeow, who wuz dansin wif glee, is now dansin wif Kafleen*
*steps on glee’s toes*
Whoopsie!
*bends over to massage glee’s sore toesies, clunks hedz wif glee*
glee duz not mind a bit, an joinz in.
gleefullee!!
yesh, indeedee.
whoopsie…..chex teh cassettes…waz foreigner (blushes)
dans dans dans aneehow
Oh noez kitteh, I no wants furs on my clothses
fur luks good on you not on me!
My yogi kitteh does this, but he seems to prefer hubcat’ clothsez more
Kitteh lykes to sleep on the top shelfz of the closet.
Hubcat sayz do not want.
Kitteh cannut sleep awn NE shelp in Dis clawset!!!
testing mah new wurdpress account…
(Kathleen)
luks gud frum heer!
it’s dat donkee frum shrek! I tink hees so cute! (an I kind ub act like him so I thot wuz appropriate!!
…well…see an eerleer post for proof of donkee like verbosity… 
)
new avatar looks gud frum hier, gascat. clearly kitteh, eben to me. Rnj wun, too. fuzzeh. faysing to da left. tayl coorled round front. playings … i thinks tenor saxofone? rite? [jst kiddng teh last prt]
hey gascat!
gasp! u bedda watchez da Milo kitteh! nex fing u noe himz be bringin in a picamilo!
by da by mi mi awl squishy n weird on da IE- lukz lik himz bittn at big/liddle button! Kinda lukz lik beeeg eye in background.
Oh wellz- lest himz no longa luk like floofy yellow troll……
momcat
no piccy yet, but is wurkin
Yay Kafleen! I fink it taykes a few owers fur yur pikshur to show up, so nebber feer!
Hanger Cat
Hangs Around
Furring awl teh pantsez….an gettin a nappeez at teh saem tiem!
Win!
proovin yet agin… kittehs r smarter than hoomins. if dey haz ppozabil thumz, dey woodnt need us no moar.
no rum on top shelf for napz. kitteh muss maek do wif wat he’z got.
fish frenzy? feed awl teh pellets at once!
kitteh jayl?
*note obercrowdid condishuns*
happee front paj to u, ryan!
Oh, yeh, good wun, ryan!
Juss ignore teh implicashun frum teh nawt-secund,
Like owr fren Janet say, Teh brain cells flee at teh site ub “no comment”!!
Put kitteh in wire cage: much hissing and haoling.
Put wire cage on expinsive wool pants: kitteh bliss.
yep, dat’s kittehs for ya
If Mr. Blackwell pans dis onsombel hez nuts; It werkz on so miny levuls.
Monorail Cat in teh Hangar
*fasepaw*