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hats, kittehs lurv teh hats. notsomuch being a hat.
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hat also protects from attacking mice.
yur skills are great young cookie’s human.
obi wan has taught you well.
yerrite, bud R you done wiff dose angie-plasties, yet CH, eye cant wade awl day! (eye’ve gotta life, U know!)
Patients didn’t survive. Must practice more.
fur teh celbrayshun danze may i rekommend teh owd Countwy Klassik:
“Fleas, Releaze me, Let Meee gowwwww”
k, i go nao…
lmao!!! luv it!!!
but will attack Uz with pointeh endz if provoked!
C’s H how wuz the weekend parteh? did you haz fun?
Concatulations on your nth not secondz.
U iz going for a record I thinks!
Dinner party went great – thanx for askin. Only wish I had these new kitteh-hats to give out as party favors.
Uz is welcome!
Here’s a kitteh hat fur you excellence in first commentzes
:clap clap
sound of cheezfrenz cheering for C’s H
happy nawt-second to u!
whut is appropriate danze? Mebbe de “Safety Danse” (background singing by Men Without Hats)? cuz we kin danse if we want to!
*while wearing hat
skip skip twirl*
we kan dans iffen we wannoo
yoo kan leev yor frens behine
cuz yur frens doan dans and if dey doan dans
well dare no frens ov myne
essessess ayyayyayy effeffeff eeeeee teeteetee wyyiyiyi… sayftee dans…..
Ize sujjest “U Can Leeve Ur Hat On”
may haf to leeve hat on, speciallee if poynty enz r stuk into yr head
Get hooman out of pikchur. Dis not abowt teh hooman in teh hat.
A man walks into a bar with a cat on his head…
sez ‘hai, pint of beer an a rodent chaser…’
for teh rodent chaser.
taht wurk?
heehee-wurkz fur me
I can has to go hoam naow, so I will gives ya’ll teh “correct” anser:
The bartender looks up and says “Where did you get that ape?”
The man says, “This isn’t an ape, it’s a cat”.
The bartender says “I was TALKING to the cat”.
*ba-da-da-bum*
Fank you, fank you, I’ll be heer all week…
tee hee!
now haz to remove tee from allover keebord and puter!
*snerk*
Ya I knows..ya just flewed in from Philly and boy, ur armz are tired.
Clappy Dap for Maus.. Hehehehe
zomg – i can has cat hat plz?! iz srsly cold l8tly in philly.
He looks like elvis ^-^
n sez “what cat?”
what duck?
Pratchett FTW!
I suppoze I shood exsplain dis:
In Pratchett books, dere’s a begger named duck man. He haz a duck on hiz hed. But wen sumwum says someting bout da duck he just says “What duck?”
Yers. Hims be purrfektly normul, eksept for teh duck an his deniul tehreof.
Contrury to Coffin Henry, Faul Ole Ron, Faul Ole Ron’s Smell, Gaspode teh Goggie, Arnold Sideways an Altogether Andrews.
Mileneeyum hand an shrimp FTW!!!!
An da duck sez ‘kwak’. Iz much funnee!
fangs 4 ’splain’ this referense, buis! i’ll check out teh pratchett books. Sounds fun!
cud also bee Igor in Yung FrankenSTEEN… “What hump?”
ooh. didn’t tink uv dat.
Young Frankenstien FTW!
hooman bout to lern how to remoov pointee enz from fayce
iz dis anudder hard-to-steer zombie slayve?
if so, shood we all be worreed about bein zombiefied by teh kitteh masters?
Home James!
Dis hat confurs much byootee on teh warer.
Um not so much, kitteh: purty
wearer: Not
kitteh: duz dis hed mayke me look phat?
hed: duz dis k/hat make me look p/hat?
Iz gud wun! 111 !! 11 V. gud!!1!
1111!
Dis no how Dr. Seuss book go
Cat Is a Hat
Waz jus theenkin’
“Cat – Hat
In French, Chat – Chapeau
In Spanish It’s a Gato in a Sombrero”….
anibunny kno dat wun?
Oh yeah…I cud do alla teh versis…but yu duzzint reely want dat, duz yu?
well, yes, akshully, cuz i dunno teh song!
*flaunting of ignorance by skraching hed*
wherz teh song from?
durn burn it. I came too say dat an u beeted mee a long time ago.
I <3 Dr. Seuss!
and a (sumthin) in a (sumthinelse) in Es-Ki-Mo!
I fink he sez sumfing liek “a gunka in a bunkakwunk in es-ki-mo!”
soundz rite to mee!
I LUB dat song!
I sing it wen teh kittehs sits on mah pilloh an gibs meh a cat hat.
Kitteh sittin on teh bak ov teh couch beehine meh iz also a cat hat in mah howse.
Gud fing I reed thru commentz furst.
I wuz gona rite dat.
also availabul een abyssinian, black, calico . . .
devon rex, egyptian mau, ummm….oops. farm cat?
Stylish, no matter what the season!
liddel blak kat goes wif ebberyfing…
kat is teh noo blak
n blak is so slenderizing…
Kittehs r disappoynted. Did not get to make their red carpit daybyoo at teh Golden Globes.
Uneasy lies the head that wearz teh cat.
truwer werdz wus nevr spokin.
Why is he not smiling? It’s such a nice warm hat!!
haut kitture!
It ar the accessory for teh season..
seen on the runways (catwalks) of ICHC
top that marc jacobs.
see abuv comment ubout teh pointy enz.
Sequel to cat in a hat: cat as a hat or hatcat or is it cathat?
itz a 14 carat phat cat haircut.
in soviet russia the cat is the hat
I ravver has cathat dan asshat… but catasshat, nawt so mush…
well, i herd taht teh judjes in teeny tiny Ingerland wore weirdlike wiggies, but eye didnt know they were dis weirdylike…
wig kat is wigged out
An unner they jedges robes they wearz …. DRAGZ?!
lyke Hoovercat?
thatz a vizooal i culd have dun wifout!!!
knew that toupee was an error…
Is Elbis Hatcat complete wit sidebyrns…
Thank you-thank you verra much
elbis haz leff teh bilding, bleeding profyooslee
hairy hunk hooz hat hurts howls horribly
HAW HAW HAW!
Snort! Spew tea out nose…
Snoopy cat upgrades to mobile home.
John Locke has really lost it.
(Geddit? Ha, I killz miself!)
ai am not cuddling pur se, iz jus dat nintee purrcent ov ur body heet goes thru ur hed.
Hoomin mus b frum Cana…Kana…nayburs up norf…him has a cat-tuuk, eh?
Yes, her in grate whyt north we pik fresh tuuk from tree wenever need nu wun.
LOLZ!!!
whatz “tuuk”????
a tuuk (spelled toque by silly canadian hoomans) is a knitted hatty thing for the keeping warm of headlike objects.
I thinking the ameri – amara – hoomans from USA call ‘em beanies.
kanada iz amerka’s hat.
(ore so eye’v bean tolled)
Due naught worry, my liddle hewmun, eye protekts yU frum teh naughty werds!
Do not mock the kitty hat!
Man walks down the street wearin’ a hat like that, you know he ain’t afraid of anything.
*snerk*
*SNERK*
*laff berry lowd!!*
Joss Whedon and I *bow berry low*
Teho, fanks for makin’ mah day.
A day wif a firefly reference is a good day indeed.
I can’t hear you. I’ve got a cat on my head.
I has no idea wut u just sed, so heer’s meh sittin awn top ov a hoomin’s hed.
pancake ref!
meestr baldee gye, srsly, u not foolin enny boddy.
silly, yeah, but PLAIN silly? i think not!
OK. This is flamboyantly silly.
ok, enny tyme we can flaym a boi…….
Catatoulli teeches stoopy hooman to makes gormay cheezeburger
U gotta taste this! This iz… oh, itz got this kind of… mmm, itz burny, itz melty… itz not reely a smoky taste. Itz kind of like a sertin… Pshah! Itz got like this Ba-boom! Zap! kind of taste.
it’s lightning-y?
Ratatoille? Ratatouiey? Rata (french dipthong) y? FTW!
rata-ptooey? (don’t like eggplant–thought i was allergic for years, finally got tested & found out (1) i wasn’t allergic to it & (2) i wasn’t missing anything.)
If yu wont to get a hed – get a hat!
an if yu want to get attakked – get a cathat!
kittah: aaaaaaah i see a mousie *jumpz on shineez roof*
kittah: oopsie, surry i no see ur head
Kyutt! gglz
ai wears a nytecap model in blak, tu. it coms wid vibrashin n massaj opshins.
[purr]
[happipawz]
concatulashins andrea on maykin frunt paj!
Ai finks Ai noes dis guy. Ai dint fink he wuld were a cathat.
u noes kevin spacey?
This website is the best!
wun uv dem, shur.
Dis pikshur mayd me laff bery lowd an mayd me fink I’m lukky no wun is arownd to heer me!!!!
Teh funnee est ting is taht the kitteh is just sitteeng up dare all reelaxded, liek “cool vyoo frum up heer.”
OT, but how do you get a picture next to your name?
i fink u needs WurdPrez acownt.
yus.
Udder dan dat, I cawn’t memember. I sowwy.
thx fur teh reply. luks like i’ll hafta do wifout. luks so kyoot tho… *sigh*
Aww, iz ez. Free, too! Yoo duzzint has to yooz da WP blawg ef yoo dun wanna. Go to bawtum uv payj, go to wp, mek accownt, add pitcher, viyola!
How you get Kevin Spacey to poze fer LOLCat pic?
Totally easy. Just snatch his scooter quick-like, then jam a cat on his head. Works with Zach Braff too, only the scooter’s a Vespa, not a Razer, so plan ahead.
I am sick and tired of being treated like I don’t exist.
[headtilt]
but… i bleevz in u!
o wayt. dat wuz a qwoet, wuznit?
i RULE.
YES, a qwoet…….rarelee dew i bear mai sole in dis forumm.
ya i heerz dat, awl riet.
franx.
no! don’t tilt your– [wince]
[offers antibiotic lotion & band-aids for scratches]
“This is my country of LOLCatzakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and those frbls in Uzbekistan. We lahk to wear these LOLHats becuz it is sumtimez cold”
Borcat?
wen eye goes too turkey, i wares hat to bizit Mahir, an wii kiss yoo!
hiya
Toup Cat
Elvis lives!
I just love your new furdora
“Who are you?”
“Claude”
ouch!!!
Cat, hat.
In French, chat, chapeau
In Spanish I’m el gato en el sombrero!
Iz berree nice an fashunbull, Mister Spaysee, but…. whut ef yoo needs da CHRG(wdoi)?? I dun tink a cathat wood apres.. appre… hmmm, liek a lot hazzin a CHRG(wdoi) bein jammd down awn top uv it. Cood be danjerus!
I’s not onlee teh prezidunt ov teh cathair club fer hoomins…
…but I’s also a clyunt.
It’s so stimulating being your hat.
Dunno wich is funnier–teh pic or teh ad fur koalatee gennulmens hedware next to it
yesh!!i fot dat had teh berry funny juxktuh…ur juksxthapozish ur. jukztapozishun.
I kan seez yer house frum heer!
Comb-over — Yer doin’ it wrong.
OMGZ! ELVIS LIVES!!!!
wai iz miek hukkabee waring a cat hat?
I thawt he lookd lyke Mike ROWE teh Durty Jobz guy!
Him hurd Dennis Katsinich saweded a Yooeffoh n wants 2 blok dere mynd-reedn rayz. Him finks teh kitteh wil distrak teh aaleeyubs wif teh kyootness sinc dey no has akses to teh CCC, so dey no can has CHRG(wdoi) 2 protek frum teh kyootness.
HEADCRAB! CAT IS TAKING OVER SCIENCETIST!
duz 1 still get hat hare frum werring da kitteh hat?
no hair = hat hed?
cat hair
(evrywair)
DUDE I DOOOOOO THAT WITH MY CAT AND ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELLS YEAH
xqz mee wtf r u doin
ewww dewd u stepd in hooman
He looks likeh Elvis!
Looks like a bad tupee! (sp?)
You shouldv’e done something dealing with elvis, because if you look at the cat, you see the sideburns and the poofy elvis like hair haha.
I got this Elvis Wig
At the SPCA
anybody else agree that the guy looks like kevin spacey?
this is so stupid only bored people wud do this