wut fish?
yah, like u hads teh invisible dinner. *snort*
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I no nommed fishee! Wuz imnizibul fishee-nommin elvez!!!
Congratz ohn ur knot secunds.
mus alzo b ur furst post ’cause wurdpriss dinut put yrs up
till eber-e-botees wuz alretty selebraten kitkay wiff danzes.
Welkomen.
yeah–beeg wrd-press suprise! Anyways, wii boff “clocked in” at 1:02, so luucks lyke a tie…
Yore 1rst poast wiff ICHC, an iz also a “furst” (ie-naugt sekond) post–must B sum kind of rekord…
Party-on…
In onner ov teh tie postie, I brot Fing Won & Fing Tew to halp us danse an celebrate fur lolstuff & kitkay. Member da song…
Fing Won an Fing Tew
Fing Tew an Fing Won
Dey can do ennyfing ennyfing ennyfing unner da sun…
Yeeaahh!! I wuuves teh Fings! fun unner teh sun 4 awl!
(an ICHC proves anodder “suessism”: Frum here 2 their and there 2 hear, funny fings R ebberyware!”)
Ax teh Kat-in-teh Hat, I finks hee gotz teh fischee
Iz tehre a cat-in-teh-hat tipe danse we can do for dis nawt-secund?
An I-do-not-liek-it-nawt-wun-littel-bit-danse?
yeah, dat sownds rlly fun—an wii can fly kites around in teh haus, an balance stuff on teh bumbershoot, an run whild, nocking ebberyfing down…
catz luv funz all the time.
oh ai dunt likz gto admitz dat nowz…heh heh…but dat kine ov fing….oh mi ai iz relly reelyy gud at……
*qwikly does fasty fingur magik*
….ta dah !!! le kite !
hmmmm noaw wat????
*oooh yesh rollleringly skatin in teh howsae….
*sitz dwon an strappy awn my shoo/skatez *
(onl avalabul heer in ICHC land fur the groweded upz..) mien r whyte wiff maroonyb strippeys. an blooo wheelz
an noaw…. puts dem togedder !!!!
*staggerz to mi feeties * whoop whoop whoop !!!!! spinninging armz ina BIG sircle……….*fawls ovver teh arm ov teh crouch….*
ok noaw ai kan do dis…….
*pikz up teh bbeeuuttiiful blooo kitez….an pushes owf frum teh couches……*
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!! OH DIS IZ TEH FUN !!!! WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
aniwun else wanna tri…u kan shrea mi kite an skateies ….
WUN MOAR TYME !!!!!
WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *kite is flooting wildly ound teh rum*
ohh, dat wuz sooo funny, salleh!!! U sk-8’s so fyne! Let’s awl joy N!”
*hands awl teh cheezfrens noo pares of “wheelie shoos”*
*Mass mayhem ensoos*
*crash, boom, bang, an giglols, goglols, toos!*
*fishy voyce org in teh distense*
“That Kat shud naught B hear when yore Mother is out!”
kitteh sez, “won fisch, too fish, I kan Chew Fish!”
oooh–ah spews mah decaf!! Too funneh!
u forgeted about sumthin, hoomun!
w00t—eye R soooo fursty!
(an all-soo naughty-sekondy!)
multiple layers of puns and meanings FTW! way to go kitkay.
fang-yU, pb, taht meens a lot 2 mii!
dis watr – it haz a flavr!
but nawt teh fishee flavr – ai’s juz havin a littel drink!
fisch flavr watr rly hitted teh spawtz
kitteh lookz into teh cristal ball and kitteh seez…nom nom nom.
Goggie got da fish! Iz inno-cent!
Trooly, dis is teh fase of innosens!
The Great Kittini looks into der crystal ball and knows wut ur goin to say…
I wuz jess wunnerin whai teh fishee wuz sleepin….
…no rly…..
teh fishees are sleeping wif teh fishees?
Teh ded oans.
Dei nommed teh orynj wuns.
Wel, dis WUZ were da fish livd…
“What’s your problem with this?… the dog drinks from the toilet.”
3…2…1 kerssssplash! eeeeeroowwww!!
He gets a 5.6 from the judges
snax syz yummilishush !!
Wut u meen, I not s’poseta worsh mah haer?
the yeer is 2173.
woody allen’s kitteh juss diskovert teh Orb.
(an u stay kwyett Teho!)
No probs. Enyfing I has to sai to Mr. Alien wud be short an not need wurdz.
yoove gone bananas
go bak to sleeper
Wut – dis nawt marteenee glas?
not drie marteenee, enywaiz
…and after many years under the roots of the Misty Mountains, the greedy SmeagLOL became the wretched LOLlum.
“I haz a Precioussss…
oh noes they be stealin my Precioussss”
Fish sammich almos gud as cheezburger
^00^ Ooooops kitteh been caughted in da act!
Somethin fishy bout this watterz.
eel pass.
juss a fluke.
groooooooooaaaannnnnnn! (butyooknowsweluvsit)
sea kitteh scale da fishees bowl
*sorree …. ok . hos next?*
At daybrake, after prowling by full moonlite and devouring terrified mousies by teh thousins, teh shape-shifting tigerfishcat slithers back into teh comfort of her small wadderee home.
Oh Pittypat – thar’s a hole BUK in this wun sentince!
this majical kitteh. Like beuty and beest.
out doing grate deeds and slippin’ bak to watery tunnle
most excepshanul
huh!?! wherz mah dinnr
did u stolz it?
lol this is funny
no reelee, those pepridj farm guys kaym n gowt dem. onist!
skooz me…don watch me taking a bath k?
Dis reminz me uv Josee Lawrents wif fevvers stikin owt uv her mouf, sayin “wh-whut parrit?” on Whose Line!
Also, lookie di kitteh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaRDmY5nMgM
He lieks da wadder alot!!
yu had a fishee.
but i eeted itz.
I don’t mean to spoil anyone’s fun, and I know my fellow cat lovers here would never willingly endanger their pets, but this picture is a potential drowning situation for a kitten.
Please be careful.
kitnz != bebehs #9.
Oh Hai
wut fish? hmmm thot de water was a liddle lumpy…
i am cool (not)
i hatez fish sayz liyin kat