
window installation
y do kittehs want windowz? *evil grin* so to close dem on u.
picture: Mats & Muffi. lol caption: tree
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window installation
y do kittehs want windowz? *evil grin* so to close dem on u.
picture: Mats & Muffi. lol caption: tree
mai marshall arrtz. let me show u dem!
lets dew the fung fu danse fur yew!
” every buddie wuz fung fu fiteing
dey was awl fast as litenin”
them cats was fass as lite ning!
chop chop chop
zip zip zip
…Een fakt it wuz a leetle beet fritenin
But dey fot wiv eckspurt timin…
*does teh crayne*
..Woo-oo-oo-ooooooooh
(di-di-di-di-di-di-di-diiii)
Woo-oo-oo-ooooooooh
(diddle-di-diddle-di-diddle-di)
*spins on teh spot weering tite discow pants anna beeg gowld medallyon*
karen – congratz on yur TS!!! Ai will – doo whutever it iz we’re dooing fur yoo . . . ai think ai will just copee handikat – taht luks reel gut to mee.
.Woo-oo-oo-ooooooooh
(di-di-di-di-di-di-di-diiii)
Woo-oo-oo-ooooooooh anna Whooooo Hooooo Toooooooo!!!
(diddle-di-diddle-di-diddle-di)
gotta do sum spins & fancee footwerk!
ebberybunny wuz
fu-fu fiting—an dey had
heds-splort-timing.
WhoooaooH (Huh!)
WhoooaooH (Huh!)
* Strykez a pose*
*Karate Hans*
“Karate Hans!!!!!”
To me..to me…to you…to you…
Chuckle Brothers, Ambercat. FTW!!!11!!
Nottin getz pasts me.
Much!
Mai komidy Norvern Aksent; let me sho yu it!
Oi! Ah’m from t’ North east, tha knaws, lass!
An Ai’m form (near) Manchester! An awl teh men in Norf Manc rilly do luk lyk teh Chuckle Bruvvers – smawl jeen pool!
*chorckles*
Oar shud taht be *chuckkles* ?
OK, yoo too. Nao ai haz a queschun. iz teh Norvern Aksent usuallee considered teh comedy akksent in TeeneetineeIngerland?
an handikat – Iz taht hao yoo wud nermallalee speek? Ai think befoar ai travels to TTI again ai must pay tenshun to hoo speeks what an see if ai can spot sum things.
Altho – mite bee hard. Henree Higginz ai am not!! Sort ov like lcb being not-Teho!!!
Mai ai butt in? Ai woz going to sai “Ooh!Ooh! Ambercat! Ais living in Manchester – where u from?”
JCH4Kittehs – tehyre are several Nawthern acsints – from teh Nawth East-Newcassl; teh Nawth West – Manchesster; Yawkshire; it’s liek there’s no genairick “Sawf” acsint in teh US.
I’m a Londoner ; somtimes I still can’t speak teh langwidge.
BUt wen they say “Huh! Southerner!” I sai “No! Ai’s Scawts! Iz JOOO who’s Southerner!”
faank you faank you fank you fur knowing taht tehre is no “one” generit Suffern Aksent in teh Merkun Sowf. I libbed adn trabbeled awl ober the deep Souf, and tehre are interesting diffrenzes.
I lubs those Jamse Herryot buks where he tries too rite doon teh Yawkshire aksent. Wunder if he gotttted it rite?
Yep, pretty mush rite.
oooo oooo ooooo JANE AUSTEN ON PBS nao!!!!
i can has Persuasion tonite on telly! yay
kthnx bai
gotta set up old style VHS!!!
Well – ov CORSE yoo may butt in!! Ai dint know yoo were frum teenietineeIngerland. But – akshullee – yoo ar Scawts???? Yoo ar a Scawttish Londoner living in Manchester??? Sumthing heer maeks mee just a liddle confoozled!!
Akshullee – ai thot yoo were – Merkican. Hao cud ai have missed taht? Ai trai to pay cloase attenshun to waht peeple say.
Corse half teh time wun doesn’t even know if ar fellow cheezpeeps ar mail oar femail!! Ai offen has to werd commintz carefullee nawt to uz teh rong pronoun!
Oops! Dint meen to confuse ennywun – but tehn I red wot I rote and thot umm – eeniwai I first generation Londoner – mai dad from Hielands of Scawtland – mai Mum from Philadelphia wiv teh Scawts Mum and Irish Dad – when he died her Mum took teh Kids bak to Edinburgh so I’m Scawts by race but born in London for ekonomic reesons: nawt enuf jobs in teh Hielands. In fact there are a lot of us – London Scottish and London Irish – have their own regiments and rugby teems.
Hope this helps. Oh and I came to Manchester to werk sum yeers bak and Im still heer.
And sadly, Ambercat is rite about teh Norf Manc men. i dint noe whetehr to laff or crai.
Ai groo up in Stockport tehn hedded souf for Uni – staid arown Lunnon for teh nex ten yeers or so, popped bak to teh Norf West – Winsford, neer(ish) Chester -Bfore moobing to teh Cot Swolds for Nu jawb/Nu start/Nu beginninininins
Hai, Janet!
Aye, that’s ‘ow ah wud normally tork. !!!!
Mary menshuned teh Jaymes Herriot books, an tehr was a TV seies “All Creatures Great an Small”. Ai comes from taht part of Inngerland.
An yes, mary, teh acksent in teh books is berry gud. I read tehm first as a liddle kitteh an I learned mani sweer wurds from tehm!
DEfence! DDEEfence! DDDEEEfence!
ornge: OH HAI
gry: BEAR HUGZ KTHX!!one!
i be yoor gud halper, yes?
MIMECAT WINDOW…FAIL!
” help – I’m trapped in a glass box !!! “
” so am I !!! “
invisible lucky pierre
bow chicka wow
Kittehz arz bizzee
playeeng ‘Gawdzilla’ tayreengz up
downtown Toakkee~O
Orunjj Kitteh iz
‘Gawdzee’ wyle strypee Kitteh
iz t3h Smawgg Mawnsturr
Kittehz “Pew! Pew! Pew!”
4 awyle. Den deesyde itz
tyme 2 “Nom! Nom! Nom!”
Jack.
waz up…??!
Iz like, he ‘members sudenly dat teh ornge wons r poizen.
an jumpz bak juzz in tyme !!
may i has dis danse?
Luks lyke teh oranj one iz abowt to get AWL t3h pointy ends of teh grey tabby!
MAJOR OWWIE !!
Kittehs lyks teh inbisibel windo soes to gets at teh skwirls n teh birdees eesy!
I flyz tru da air wit da gratez uf eez. Iz da dashin yung kitteh on da flien trapeez
Prepairz 2 tangoes!
“wuz dis big!”
“no, dis big! at leest!”
Iz not invizible. Iz just reely reely cleen glass.
Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss was so bad
I asked mine vife what to do
and dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some Kerosene
pour it on de floor
Take a match, give a scratch
No more kendy store! HEY!
okayyyyyyyyyyyy….um…and how does that make u feel?
or relate to this pic?
Answers on a postcard to…
Pilates kittehs saloote da son.
Chest bumping after the soccer match win!
HIGH FIVE!
Dey duz look liek hooligin kittehs!
Dis not yer mama’s hip hopping in the meadow….
kittehs prepayr big rown peepul ccatchy thingy, jus in cayse LOLcatburglar desides to clime up hy an get stuk. Agin!
lol i would have to say a 5
Swann layke kittehs
do teh “Pas de chatts”
An hao verree grayceful an lufflee they ar.
Awww kittehs do carpentry work! Oh how sweet!
Kitteh gunna hugs.
i kills u with mai sweet mooves
fudge! pastry!! crust!!! spinned sugar!!!
Dey instaling windowz in a Gothic CAThedral…
(Alzo luks liek dey wai mi kittehs Rigel (grey) and Daisy (oranje) mix it up!)
marcel marceau’s cats at play.
rodney – yoo haz dun it again!! so often, yoo maeks mee reelee laff out loud!!!
dodge… spin… parry… thrust….
HA! *smack*
air hugz ftw! (esp..exp… eben better wen ur sik wif stoopy code…)
oar…mebbeee awkwerd teenage hugs…ur doin’ it rong.
Sowy u hab a stoopy code, turdle.
Since I nawt teenager, an I no hab stoopy code…
Air Hugs – Do Not Want!
Gimme teh gud full body hug or doan eben bovver.
“Gimme ur hug,
maek it reel,
or else furgit about it.”
*Santana’s gitar sings*
yay! I akshully has no moar code… and ai wud defi…deni… absoluteleh taek reel hug ober stoopy air hug oar Napholeeemun dinemite style.
our pantomime rootine
let us show u it
And we’re bak to teh Chukle Bruvvers an “to me…to me…to yu…to yu…”!
♫
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (“Move it”)
♫
Okey we moob dis piksher ober dere for u. Ware u want it?
…Oh waet… we leff’ sumfin on de truk…
orange: fish i ate was dis big
gray: fish *i* ate was *dis* big!!11
awkwerd guy hug
High five!
Miss Kensington executes her secret agent Karate Chop!
“Shoryuken!!!!!!!!!!!!”
invisible tailor shop patron
This wun r havin me in stitches.
Lawz! this is so hilarious! funniest one yet!! XD
Holy crap. I have two kittehs that look EXACTLY like those two. It’s uncanny.
Kum on! Neow! stop tri-ing to hit meh nd hit meh!