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Congrats, DHNK,
What kind ob dance wud yuz like 4 not bein 2nd? Since dis Sunday, howz about a Sundai brkfst? I bring da kofee an da do nots an da T anna skones anna koffee kake anna (stop me!)
Sunday brekfast – such a gud aideer! GUD WUN Dhnk!!
Ai’ll bring teh bakon. Ai hav lerned to baek it in teh oven – turnz out reelee nice an crispee – and SOOOOO EEEESEE. So ai can bring lotz.
Crispee bakon awn the way!
An ai saw below taht Ambecat is offering to go to Lesterskware fur sum crumpets!!
Oh – an speekin of riotz – Ambercat – doo yoo rememberz teh poll tax riot?? Ai wuz rite in the middle ov it!!!
. Mai furst an awnlee riot – prittee skeeree, akshullee. Never saw carz burning in teh streetz befoar.
Darn – AI must bee moar careful fur the dramatical effects.
Yes Momma, Ai amembers! (teehee) Ai wus at Uni at teh tym an torkin teh tork, but nawt walkin teh walk – Ai’s nawt a verree Polittical annie mule.
amoung mi miny advshurez…..was teh tyme, awl ov uz to kool fur werdz ,antiwar Callyfornua protesturs…..wer in teh Santy Baranbrabrbarra. area…was 1968 i fink..(maybe 69) but in ordur to let dose untruworffy peepz ovver 30 (gasp !) noes taht we dint lik taht Vietman war nowt wun lidde teeny tiny bit…..
so we burneddd dwon the Bank of Merica in Isla Vista…..
*note to self* if der be teer gases round …run awai …run awai!!! dat stuff hurtz….iz teh majur owwies…..
It were 1970. Teergasses were dere. So was I. Son borned 1969, wee moved out of IV bekase of riots.
Yoo guise!!!! Salleh just sayed she burned down the Bank of Merica in Isla Vista an nobuddee even NOTICED!?!?!?!?!
Oh, ho hum – that’s ar salleh!!!
yup, taht’s wot we tort – ho hum, taht’s R Salleh!
Oh, Ambercat – thar yoo ar. I wanted to say – ai wasn’t walkin a walk!! (fur the riots) Ai wuz just in London fur a long weekend to go tp teh tehatre!!
Mai fren Brett an I had gone to the separate matinees ov choyz an were meeting up at teh evening theatre to eet an tehn go the last purrofmance togedder. Last theatre was RITE OFF TRAFALGAR SKWARE!!!! We noo nothing!!!! A woman wawking in frunt ov mee pikked up a couple ov beeg stones up an putted them in her pokkets. “stranj,” ai thot.
Then – at teh end ov mai street – there was an odd surge ov peepl into the street – then bak again. “Moar stranj” ai thot.
An tehn – there ai wus an cudden’t get out!! Ai was a bit feereded taht ai mite bee dedded – but ai verree slolee werked mai way to teh otter theatre. In teh meenwhile, Brett got pulled in bak stage door bai Petula Clark!!! So he was sayfe.
Teh play we were going to was “Bent.” About teh two guise in teh camp in Mauthausen. Teh play went awn – but ouside in teh audience an during the play we cud still heer the sirens an peeple shouting outside. Waz eerlilee appropriate.
After – walking bak to ar hotel – we got to see awl teh buring carz.
*sigh* burning carz iz wat we saw. Reellee- I dint see a buring car.
as dey say -
wii went to da ryot n a sokker gayme broke owt.
whoa, nellye! fanks fur the riot storee, JCH4C. That mustuv bean full of teh skarrey.
I am a fraidy cat and when i was in teh Pariee Fronsch a monf ago, tehy had a few lidddle demonstrashun in teh streets-mostly just a noosence in slowin the citee dwon. but won nite teh buz driber stoppeded teh buz, maid me get out teh bus cuz he cudnt go no furder, cuz ob teh krowd, adn dere i wuz in Pariee in teh dark !! yikes !! wif lotsa Storm Tropper style plice speekin teh French (bud luking berry kewl- how do teh Fronshc do dat??, adn lotz of “paddywaguns”bud hardlee enne studentz ore udder demunstrayters. I wuz a liddle freekeyed out, but id wuz awl berry civulized- teh buz driber showededed me how to wauk home on teh map-tuk about an hour but veree safe. Good thnig- i reeely am teh skerddy kat.
i admitz it- prefurrs to reed about teh advenchurs sumtimes insted ob beeing in tehm, until itz awl obber adn awls wales tahts edns wales.
hmmmm. wales, alwayz wanted to go tehre…
giglol- i walked home on the sidewalk, not teh map. jest a liddle klarifactashun.
gigglol bak!!! ai knew waht yoo ment an dint even notice yoo were awn the map!!!
An ai agree – tho it was a veree interesting eggsperience – an ai dint get hurt – an Brett got Petula Clark’s autograf (it was her play he wuz at) – ai’m nawt sorree. But ai can’t say ai wud rellee want to do it again.
Ai hav had verree meny “interesting” eggsperiences – but az ai am still alive- ai guess awl is well!!
And the Fronsch – HAU doo they do it!! They just hav style!!! Must bee in the blud.
*gasp*
Ai hed teh crumpets an jam wif mai kawfee alreddy dis moarnin’!
Eet wuz teh NOM!
(Prolly lawts bedder in Teenytiny Engerland, tho…)
oh yes, sundai brekfast. what a guuuud idea. i makes the frenchy toste, thick slices wif the portugeeese bread and the madamadamadagascar banilla flavur jus a little and de vermont maple sirrrrup and …. oh my.
more tea, n-e-1?
Mmmm bakons.
Da Sunday breffis dans. How it go again?
It gose
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Moer tea?
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Toest, enneewun?
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Moer tea?
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Pass teh marmy layd, plees,
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
ad nawsium!
Ooooh, I lubs the Sundai breffist! I can breeng sum sausage an waffles an syrup and raspberree jam!
Oooh, an I groo up in a Dannish towne and lerned how to make abelskiver. Day are round pankaykes, abowt 2 inchs arownd. An they doan spoil dem wiff syrup, yoo open a liddle hole in the round pankayke and put raspberree jam in and on and all arownd them .. and sprinkle wiff powdreded shugger! YUM!!
nom nom nom….
oh ahi zippycat…..ai dont fink ai’d mine tryin a few duzon of dose !!!! yum indeedey do !!!
an Ambercat…..ai jest LOV ur Sundae mowrnin script…..ai snortled out loawd, and ai hav the interestin lidde peece of info fur u….
it is bery paneful to snortle a bitz of leffyovver pizza ouawt ur noze…….!!!
ai can sai dat wiff teh upmostest confidunce……whi, u mai askeses ???
because ai jest did taht !!!! OWIE !!! ai sai OWIE !!!
Feerz nawt, salleh! I
habz t3h Kleenex wiff aloe
4 Ur noze and t3h
Funnill Kaykz U canz
poar Urselvz andz Mimmosas
andz Ierish Kawffee
Awllso habz awll kindz
ubz stuff 4 ommurrlettz andz
rich Hawllandayzz Sawss
Jack.
Jack – yoo has to bee wun ov the thottiest purrsons apawn the fayce ov teh urth!!!
.sew, owr salleh wuz ah reel lyfe rebel bak n da dai! hum.
nomnomnomnom….. moar ov ada razzperry fingys plze!!!
oh yesh Jack,…..tiz a privilige to has teh persunal bery own pome bi Jack….(ai hav favortoteed dis page……an how u noes taht omeluts ar wun ov mi favortiest fuds….
far cry frum teh kid hoo woodn’t eet anyfing but blaoney sammiches, fried chikun an pots rost…..”ai don lik taht.” waz mi mostest useded phrase as a kid….(musta be reeeell fun to feed me huh?? but noawt to wurri….wiffin teh furst (hey ders dat werd agin) yeerz ov der marrages…affer 5 nites oawt of 6…shoold taht be 6 oawt ov 7,….yah datz it….aniway….
my fadder wood cawl mi mudder up an sai …”gotz to stai at teh horspitul…..dont wate dinnerz awn me……” so she givved up cookin eerli awn….
as a madder of fack….we useded tohav to memindsz herz wher teh kitchun was…..
“‘K Mom ? luk fur teh ruum wiff teh big whyte boxes…wun ov dem iz teh COLE wen u opunz teh dor to it, ….an teh odder wun…ifn u trun a nob…u getz FIER !!! an iz gotz teh biggest sink ina howse……”
den she wood giv uz a blank stare….”whyte bokzes ??? reely ?”
my chilehood…..wa teh ……….odd???
an da bluddee maireez???
Howz about apple pancakes,
bacon (any style is yummy),
crunchy granola.
I gits up eerly, maed a postie, den felled asweep wif a kitteh.
So, I late to teh brunch, butt since depanferkitteh sayed sumpfin bout bludee maireez, Ifrot I wud bring sum moar dwinkees.
Heer’s sum fwesh skwished OJ, shampain, and I brot mah espresso mashine, too.
Teh Sundai bar iz open in onner of Davehasnokitteh.
ah yesh mai faves! bluddi mary and mimosa… it will b hard tew choose!
Ad Nawsium — DO NOT WANT!!! Sundae brunch too gud to be ill.
yu perfer “ad infinytum” insted?
“ad infinytum” is mush bettah.
But mai bellee will not expand ad infinyTUMM.
gerasycat – for my sunday brekkies I will has -
Devon cream tea!
Pore “Davehasnokitteh.”
Yoo shud claym wun ov teh kitteh fotos heer on ICHC. Teh preten dat kitteh is yores.
Ebereewun needs a kitteh to cawl der own.
Yeah. Sad I has no kitteh. :^( I’s not at homes enuff. Wouldn’t be fair to kitteh homes all lones all the times. So I has no kitteh. No goggie niever. Mebbe I gets a goldfishes.
I fink I likes Dr. Tinycat. I fink I keeps hims.
nao yu’ll has to chaynj yur naym to DavefostersDrTinycat….
Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh Dave – do it!!! How kyoot wud that beeee!!! Ai swoooooon just thinkng about it!!!
Ai think yoo an Dr. Tinycat wud bee so happee togedder.
Of corse, yoo must still let himz cum an save the poor splorting peepl heer at ICHC. Pleez?? We needz him, too!
adn furr gudnessakes- geddim sum skrubs taht fits hims betters. Dr. Tinnycat needs a hyuuman to do his shopping cuz he’s so busy savin teh splortashun viktums.
oooh, adn gets him a widdle mask… mebbee wee should start a list.
Oar. . .maybe yoo can bee “DaveCanHasDrTinyCat.”
Oh – now AI purrsonallee thinks taht luks reelee grate!!
I’s so proud of hims. Him goed to Harvard med skool and beed a brane surgin. I fink it going to him’s hed, tho. He buyed a Ferrari last weeks and him won’t let’s me drive it.
Mummah kitteh regrets gibbin teh behbeh kittehs Skittuls fore brekfast
an wotchin Dooks ov Hazzurd reruns wiv Jessica Simpson albums turnd up reel lowd wen she cud had bin lurnin bowt burf kontrol insted…
Hai tina – an HAPPEE NOO YEER!! You has been misseded!
y tankz JCH4K. Iz troo. Sum peepulz haz lowzy aim.
boom-tish. hoep u got away for duh holidaze. Me? ai iz in somnia. Blaargh!! hugz to evrywun hoo rubd me up teh ryte way in 07 and Richard Geerz hamstur weel to evrywun hoo didnt. y’all noe hoo yoo r.
::::) (if that comes out right, it’ll be a spider-smiley. if it duznt, it’ll be 3 semi-colons and a rave)
or perhaps 4 semi-colons an a cloezd brakkit. dang.
u noes, TINA,….. ai hardily evver has a cluu wat ur tawlking about ….but ai iz allus intreeggededed….
nise to read u round teh plaise agin !!!!
Yu noe, TINA, just cuz wee not see eye too eye doan meen I doan wish u well.
I still wishes u happee noo yeer an happinuss.
(an i is regiftin dat hamstur weel, dammit…..
)
o, yah, I’m Kathleen, duh! I gotz a word press, now.
Dis luk like da drunk tank at 3 AM on Caturday night.
OH NOSE!!! IS TEH CHIZBURGR RIOT!@!!!!
WWE kittehs has mix ob caje mach n royl rumbl. is not gowin so well.
… aftur dey cheezbrgld ebery cheezbrgr stand in touwn and surroundin aeria
cleanup haz moovd frm isles to streets, in addishun to cheezrayot manny headsplorts kawzded trefik crashz peenutz an jamz
the presidunt cawllded for speshul troops an askded ceiling cat fr immeddiatte repawrt
d newstest seekrit infomashun reveels mebbe lolrusez jawyn d rayot
Bes tu sekure awl teh bukkits imed….immedy….rite awai.
Yoo thinks we kan still get into a gud collidje with our krimminal wreckord?
Deres hoap. Pls tu wypes owt teh teenaej krymes if wee beehaeves owerrselv frum nao on.
We beez teh joovynyls!
We gitz teh wreckords ecksponge… expunj… eerased wen we bee adultz.
They is always wanting more kittehs in fyziks departsment.
Only haf grajuate tho. Not sure where other haf end up.
Poor catz… So many in such a small place!
we H8 Ur fredum!!
AT-TI-CA!! ATTICA!!!! ATTTTTIIIIIIICCCCAAAAAA!
cat-ti-ca! cat-ti-ca! we demandz moar cheez on burgerz!
KAT-TI-CA! KAT-TI-CA!
Moses kitteh sayz: Lets mah ppl go!!!!
It is teh sworn doody ob awl kittehs to triy to escayp. If tehy kannot escayp, tehn it is teihr sworn doody to gibs teh hyumins a ninordinayt amownt ob pleshur in woching tehm triy, and teh kittehs sworn doody to harass teh odder hanimules in teh howse to teh best ob teihr abilitee.
Naym teh fillum an Ai’ll by yu teeancrumpets in Lesterskware!
The Great Escape?
Yeay! Milk or lemmon in yur tee?
I won i won!!!
YAY!!!
soy milk if joo haz it!!! Tanks ambercat! Tee iz my fave drink… joo have earl grey if nawt den green or english breakfast be good.
Teh Grate scape is a wonnerful muvee!!! ebberywon shood wach it.
btw joo did a grate tranzlashun into lolspeek.
oh.. how to get to Lesterskware pleeze? kthxbai
To Lesterskware pls to be takin teh Pikky Dilly line from Heefrow hareport.
hareport? bunny airlinz flize der?!?!?
yup – jus a short bunny hawp acorss teh “Pond”!
Is eezee; is awn teh pikalilly lyn, dyrek form Heefrow!
Jinx! SJ oews me a pynt! Ai@ll has a pynt ob martonee, plees.
Rly? Dat is teh rool? Ok den, heer is ur pynt ob martonee anna bagga cheesnunyun crisps.
Ambercat oh Ambercat u has done it agin……..tath and ‘beckett ‘is my favorut moovveez ov awl tyme…..
during teh ww11…my daddeh was teh b17 piloty guy…..an awn hiz 8th missun…was shooted dwon… ovver germuni …..by 1944, teh germunz waz noawt reel happi wiff teh peepls hoo flew dose bomburs he wazz 800 feetties awf teh ground wen he baileded oawt…
an wen he untanggleded hisself from teh tree he landdeded in….he tooked awf…to try to run awai to teh allieded lynes……
onli wen a b17 went down awn teh ground …..it went KABOOM an evvferywun wiffin a big sircle noed taht it hitted teh groun…..so he waz running…an he luked up an der was an army of farmurs…..an dey waz comin affer himz wiff, scythes, an pitchyforkz an any farmin implamint dey cood lay der hanz awn…..
Daddy waz a smart boi…..so he truneded aroun an went teh odder wai….. an he luked up an der waz teh germun army comin ovver teh odder hilll lukin fur himz……
so he lukeded at teh farmurz …..an den he luked at teh armi guyz…..an he wented to teh army guyz an sed halp !
teh grate escapez tooked plaise from teh camp cawleded ’stalag luft 111″ an mi daddeh was in teh one cawleded ’stalag luft 1′ waz in barth germany….awn teh baltic see..
he escappeded wunce …an trieded to swim teh baltic see….an thot …oh me, noawt a gud idear……waz tooo cole…..
but he waz teh 19 at teh time…crazy teenager !!!
great story! thx.
Wow!
I assoom he fynlee gettid awai, oar we wud not hav a salleh tu heer storees frum?
gess we kno wehre Salleh gets her madcap spontinayitee form!
wewll. chilluns gafvver round……was in April I fink, ov 1945, an teh Roossainz waz blastin in from teh eest….gettin clozer an clozer bi teh dai…..wun ov teh bestest fingz bout being ina air corp…waz dat eh Luftwaffe…dey wer teh keeperz of teh British air guys an teh Merican airguys……..an evverwun still noes to dis berry dai…..dats a HOLE lotz beddder dan havin teh Gestapo or teh SS watchin u !! lik teh odder guys whoo waz teh prisonurs…..
anyway…..wun dai…..teh luftwaffe coloneul camed to teh British guy hoo waz teh rankin occifer…an sed pak up u guise….we’re marchin u outa heer…….
an teh brave British gu sed ….”nope not gonna happun.”…..an der was a few dozun gaurds (oar ferrets) an 10,000 prisonurs….
so …. teh bery nexx dai…wen evverywun gotz up…….der waz no wun ina gaurd towerz…..all teh gremunz had goes awai in teh middlul ov teh nite…..
an much laffter an cheerin an happitalin was herd round dat camp…….so dey broke into teh suppliz dat teh Red Cross had been sendindem…an evverywun eeted gud fur teh furst tyme ina lawng lanwgt tyme…….(mi Daddy was 6′4″ tawl an weighed 128 pondz wen camp waxz liberateded….
anDEN…. wiffin a dai oar two….hoo hood showz up but a rody groop of Roossuinz…. saying hey we r liberatiing us guise……
but evverywun luked at dem wiff grate suspishun……..an over in teeny tiny Engerland…..teh powerz dat be …sed ……OMG we gotta get r boiz otta der….lest dose roosinaz drag dem awl bak to roosia…..an awl teh B 17 piloty gusie hoo was ‘posed to go bak to teh states…sed “we’ll go getz dem….and dey did !!!
end ov stori…oh cept wun fing…my Daddyz plane ….cawled “Sheharazade” dat a kool name or what ????
Wow, Salleh, fanks fur teh grate storee!
Dat is amazing, an I so glad dat ur Daddeh told u teh storeez so u cud pass dem along to awl us Cheez Peeps frum awl ober teh whirled!
Reely amazing.
HAI GUISE!!!!!
I arrived in Las Vegas last night, and my mom and brother were very happy to see me. Today I get to see my goggie nephews.
The drive, albeit long, lonely, and rather boring, was otherwise fine.
So can someone please tell me why I have been awake since 4:30 on a Sunday morning, when my body is usually very, very happy to sleep in??
I missed all my Chzfrens!! Lubs u!
We misst yu too! Luk forwerd to seein yu awnlyn wen yur awl rested an has settulled in.
Rested, I is … settled, I is not.
Hai TC – so glad yoo made it without problems. Boring iz gud fur a trip liek that – yoo know teh old Chinese proverb.
An yes – it’s called “jet lag.” Yur body thinkz it is 6:30 a.m.
But – but – I see yoo haz altered yur name sumwhat. Is . . .????
Hai Janet,
I’m on my mom’s computer, so I put in whatever. When I get back on my computer I will use my avatar and all that.
TC mi ole fren !!!!!! oh ai iz soo gladly to reed u …..an gladly am ai dat u r safely an sondly der wher u needz to be……….
does a liddle happitail danse fur our TC…
*danse dane danse…*
*strut round wiff tail ina ar*
*danse danse danse ***
boi we misseded u ……hey wanna com an burn dwon a bank wiff me????
oh wate….dat was almostest 40 yeerz ago……(YIKES YIKES YIKES ) sems lik jest yesterdai was getin chassed bi copz …..ah teh passuns of teh yute….ai useded to hav dem….
HAI SALLEH!!
Fankoo fur teh happitail danse. Ai gots happitail danses frum mah nefyoo goggies yesturdai 2! Teh biggur goggie, him are eben biggur. Teh littul goggie, him are abowt teh saim syze.
ur struttings are full of lol
Did u gets teh moniez owt ob teh banx?
lubs u!
OK, so dats 2 rare wif 1 no bun, 3 mediums wif moar cheez, 1 rare-mediums no green stuffs, 2 well dun wif no pikles, an 1 extra mediums wif a plane bun but iffs we doan hab a plane bun we can juss pik off teh seeds.
No, iz nawt to late to change ur order. OK, u doan liek teh seeds eiber. U liek white cheez insteab ov yellow cheez – yeah, we can do dat. No, iffs u order it extra medium, u doan get tew burgers. No, eben iff u order it moar medium, iz still juss one burger. Yeah, moar cheez meenz extra cheeze. Yeah, I noes wat I said. O Rly? Well, mebee it waz U dat wazzn’t lissining? No, I sowy, I waz nawt getting snippy wif u – I noes dat is a delicate subject. Yes, mah manager iz heer. *sigh* One atta tiem, plz. Yes, we also hab a lubbly phish sammich ana tuna on toast. No, I doan fink we can do dat, but I’ll ask.
OK, so u wanna change teh extra medium to a moar medium. Yup, dats still juss one burger. And add a phish sammich wif no sawss. No, it nawt cost less monies wifowt teh sawss. Yes, Iz shure…
…yes, I gots awl dat. Dis iz fluffy. She will be taekin ober dis table, cuz I’z goin hoam nao. Iffs u need ennyfing, juss ask fur Fluffy. KTHXBAI.
fluffy……FLUFFY…….x kyooze me, cud we has sum cheez stix wif xtra mair…..marrn….merran…….red sawss ovr heer 4 appeetizrs?
an wen you has a chanz, while we’ze waiting fer teh burgers, could you bring us
anchovy dip appetizer,
blu cheez dip,
1 cuppa hot chawklit,
a dyett coak
englesh muffn
fryes wif dose burgrs
graypfroot jooce
a happimeel
iced gems
joose
kat-sup
lemonades
menne moar burgrz
no pikkuls
orange jus wif extra iyc innit
pancayks
quinine
rooibus tee
strawberree milkshayk
tater totz
umbrella in teh milkshayk
Verry hungree heer, fluffy!
Whare is owr fuud?
Xtra nappkinz pleez!
a yam AND
zabaglionay!
Yay!!! zabglionay!!!! Troolee grate finish!!
Just wun werd – BRULLEEYUNT!!!!
’twas ’twassint it ??????
as a food professhunal fur miny years minyears ago…..ai memberz dat kine of ordur….onli too welll…yesh ai noes you wantz it meedeeum…..
ai waz a fud amateur!!! Wuz a part tiem waitress in hi skool to urn munnies fur collej. an OMG ai wuz bad at it!!
dat’z whi ai waz teh cook…..noawt den be tempteded to droppy plate awn un-nise eeterz hedz…..(ai had moar ov a temper wen ai waz a yute….)
noawt to menshun….prettio far awn teh clumsi sid ov life ….ai hav been knowed to falw dwon fur no reel reasun…..walkin along….opps fawl dwon!!!!
lik ai hav sed befour….mi lif …iz jest been a teeny tiny bit odd….ok maybi a loawt odd….but been teh fun and teh adventure !!
Yes, *sigh* I nawt hab to dig too deep fur dat burger order.
I was a fud profeshional fur meny meny yeers in one capac…capasit…doin one fing or anudder (cept cookin).
Wonce ina grate wile, I still habs teh serber nitemares. Eiber too meny tablez, or can’t get teh orderz ina puter, or neber wurked dere before an doan no teh menu, or can’t find teh rite ekwipment…I cud go on. Eberybuddeh I no dat waz a serber fur lots ov yeers still habs teh nitemares wonce in a wile.
Buts, can’t cumplane bout teh monies!
Oh
OH, Romeow!!! That IZZIT!!! Fur MENEE yeerz ai had that dreem a lot! Tuk a long time to go away.
Nao ai has teh actor’s nitemare, where yoo can’t find yur costyoom, or teh maekup, or teh rite shoos, an yoo ar awn teh rong side ov the staj, an yoo don’t know what play it iz, an no one haz a script, an yoo heer yur cue, but yoo can’t get to teh staj an – ai cud go awn.
Ai also has the travelor’s nitemare, wehre yoo ar awn teh rong trayne, or yoo can’t get to teh tikket window, or yoo can see teh plane, but no doorz to get there. . .
An the mooving nitemare, where awl teh stuff is goan an iz time to go (then yoo get into teh travelor’s nitemare) but tehn yoo discober a whole ROOM full ov stuff tath fur wun reeson or teh otter cannawt bee left behine. . .
There ar moar. Ai has a wide variettee ov nitemare to choose frum!!
romewo
Oooh, dose sown famillyar. Ai has teh dreems wehr ai is teh brane surjin an has to do a bery important operayshun, or a pilot flyin a hairyplane or sumsuch, but of corse ai does not no how! My brane is happy to make up teh whitecote an teh horsepitul an teh plane an awl teh otter bits of my dreem, but at teh last minit gets awl reelistic awn me! Let’s hope ai nebber wakes up an findz dat its troo.
Ai also regyewlarly has teh “ur plane leeves in ten minnits an u is still home in ur PJs” dreem, as well as teh “ai has to leev in tree minnits but ai has nawt packd anytin yet an apparently goblins has gawt into teh hows an mooved eberytin” dreem. Boff of which are sumwot ironnic since ai is teh most anullyretentiv person awn teh planit an ai is AWLWAYS reddy about 36 howrs befor ai has to go anyware. Ai gess sumwehr in my psyche tehr is a normal person tryin to get owt.
Ai still gets teh Teecher nitemayrs – rong skool; no lessun; unspessifyd complaynt form a perrent an nawt givn chans to defen maisef; etc, etc!
Extra pikles. Kthx.
snort! good wun. xtra cheez mean moar cheez. xtra medium doan mean moar burger. Ize confuzilated. mebbe ai can change mai order to extra cheez, but then substitute the extra cheez wif anudder burger?
Sowy, u hab to ask Fluffy.
*sais ina monotone voice wif forced smyle*
Fank yew fur cuming. Hope to see u soon.
prison break
new season
Aww dat cage is waaaaaay too small for dem sweet lovin’ kittehs!
Hopes adoption to nice forever homes for all of deez sweet kittehs!
me too Tuna. dese bebehs are preshus!!!
Ai finks dis travilin caij. Does sweet bebes r nut in dare fur lawng.
Whew! Gud thang travel cage..’cos kittehs r meant to be born freeeee…as free as da wind blowz. Well in a nice warm cozee house wif ooodles ‘n ooodles of luvz, toyz, fudz ‘n fresh clean watahs.
..although I could be totally biased…..;-)
born freeeee
as free as da wind blowz
as freee as da grass groes
born free to follo teh skai!
Liv free
as free as teh streem flowz
as free as teh … wutevah
Cuz yr born free!
(I did a jimnastics rootin to dat song in elementeree skul talent sho. Summersaltz and eberyting.)
(But dat wuz after tehy rejectd mai rendishen of “Rubber Duckee”
wich wuz rellee mai favrit song)
Hai! I’s doan has anyfings to say bout pickshur, but wanted to commeinint and say that I’s a big fan of the cheezfreinds.
I usuackly reads and looks at silly pickshurs, but today I wanteds to say hai!
Oh allright, is comminenit on pickshur:
is kitteh in litterbox ‘HALP, I no has privaceh for potteh!!’
Hai, dikkitteh!
Oh hai Dikitteh!
Nise ov u to sai hello! Hope to see moar posties frum u!
An hai to yoo, dikitteh!!! Nice too see . .er. . .reed yoo. An – yoo ar now OFFISHULLEE a cheezfren too!! Welcome!!!
Dey hadz it kohmin, dey hadz it kohmin, dey ownlee hadz delmselfz 2 blaym…
She Car Go ref FTW!
Cheezburger Riot sings “Cum on feel da noise?”
in a wurld were kyute is a cryme, one kitteh dares to fite da sysstem.
i can has…. justess?
kitteh prisin system
is overcrowded
Kittehgarden
teecher! billie jus weed awn teh carpit agin! it smells nasty!
teecher, joey wont git owt uv teh bathroom! ai rilly needz to go!
Teecher! whaddya meen suzy and sam r driving u up teh wall- tehy is up the walls, nawt yu.
Teecher! fishfayce tuched yer stuff!
teecher! sox jus bit mai but!
SOX! whut wuz yer fayce doin there?
Teecher! aize hungree! wens snaks?
Teecher! aize doan feel so guud… * *
Teecher sez…. *sigh* ownlee four more yeers to retiremint…..
We yoosta be Kitteh breedrz. We had snowshuz. Sumtymz we had lotsa Kittehs, but owr kaje wuz waaaay bigr ‘n taht. How meny kittehz in dare? Seben or ate? I hopez dey jus pootem in dare fur t3h foto.
Hai..
Wuz der ebber a dans 4 nawt furst?? Cud der beez one naow?? Iz nebber 2 lait for sella – brait rite?
bow 2 awl..
spin n twerlz lef…spin n twerlz rite… skipz 2 yr lou.. kik kik kik.. bootee shakez in sercal ( dat onez hard…)
clapp clapp clapp.. bow 2 awl… *faw down n katch bref *
thnxbai
“Weel ai wents to a party at teh County jayle
Teh saxphones wer playin tehy began to wayl……
Sayd Jaylberdkitteh to No.93
Joor teh kyootest little kitteh I evah did see….
Oh noes……hedsplort!”
I_dans_dans_dans an annyluvsprintie, dat waz a wunnerful song an danse!
I fink we gots so buzy eeting, dat we neber dids teh danse!
Nisely dun!
Fanks!! *perlite – if evar so slite-kertsie*
Ai oushalee keepz in da bacgrownd, but hadda – jus dis unce – dans_dans_dans… Ai luvs 2 reed yer komments an
feelz as if ai knowz a lot ob u jes frum teh ritin’ yuve dun be4.. Ai has a hard time keepin up tho’ – Yer awl so funnee an smarts..
Oh hai I_dans_dans_dans!
U shud step owt moar offen! Ur lolspeak is bery gud, an ur obviously a grate danser. We alwais needz moar dansers!
I no wat u meen bout knowing peeps frum heer. I feel teh saem wai. Itz liek habin a bunch of frenz cum into mah libing room ebery tiem I cum to ICHC.
Hope to see moar posties frum u! Joyn teh partee!!!
Clymeeng Kitteh cawz
deeverzhun so beeg Kittehz
can start wurk awn ‘Tom’
Liddill Kittehz hydez
wud shayveengz frum ‘Tom’ inz t3h
Kitteh Litturr Bawkz
Hewminz doan’t suspekkt
a feeng! Kittehz can brayk owt
wennebburr dey wantz
Jack.
Reel reezun fur ryot: narsty Merikan cheez awn burgers.
Kittehs demands reel Chedrr cheez awn teh chzbrgers.
provaloney gud,too
“Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!”
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Thirty days in the hole…
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der’z a roit goin awn….up in cell blok nummer nien…
ai herd teh whitsle blow, ai herd somebudy yelll….
der’z a riot going awn…up incell blok nummer nien..
spred lik fiar acrosses teh prisun flor….
mr. buualo sez itz too late to qwit…
passess teh dymnomite cause teh fuuuuusse is lit !!
is a madhous, i tell u is a madhous!
Hulkawarrior Kittehs in Teh Dedly Steal Cayje Maaach!!1 Lass kat standin getsda yeers s’ply ob teh cheezburgrs.
i noes why teh kaged kitteh sings
wen his paw be broozed an his bosom sore
wen he beets his bars an wood be free
it is not a kry of joy or glee
Meow Angeloo Kitteh FTW!
Wax cunserneded – lots of kyutes n aiz layts! Ebberree won mus haz der CHRG(wdoi) on!
Guds to c u agin TINA!
i dun no if dis riot is truely contayned. sum uv dose kittehs luk ready to brake out to me
Looks liek the hell I reskewed my kittehs from. And that was a decayd ago… Sigh. They grow up so fast.
Yes, they do.
Iz so sowy to reed bout Ashley. She waz lukee to hab finded u.
My condolensais.
OOOh, when weez gets outz … der be a RECKONIN!
hay guise, iz thinkin mebbe teh riot wuz a distrakshun. haz anywun cheked the kichen?
sigh…rond up teh usal suspeks….
Sumwun had to say eet.
That’s a lot of kittehs in a not so big cage. Poor kittehs.
Those are our foster cats from summer 2007: Myrtle and Lily (the moms), Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, and Neville.
Chhezburgrs: they arr wontid!
Allz dem katz id da 5am3z hauzes?
Poor kitties T_T
Everyone tawks sow cutes! :33
I tawk sillies mahni tooh!
I luffs daht peepal talk cutes. =’w'=