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in general: so to speak. feeding, ur doin it wrong…
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Schmooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
congrachewmalashuns, ac!!! (in tiny-teeny E., rite?–whut time it B?)
Is jus coming up to noon – Ai is 10 howrs ahed ob Burger tym. Wut tym fore yu?
iz sicks a.m. innda hartland of ‘merika. I waked up 2 eerlee, so I B tryin’ 2 gets a liddle moare sleep now. Enjoi naugty-secondy danse (sp?)—I suggist teh “dansing babey” off teh interwebs….iz full of Winz!!!
Nomnomnomnomnom!
bebeh momma: Doktor, my bebeh hassa white, furry tung.
beheh docktor: hmm, worse kase ob cat-ndiasis eye ebber saw!
eye iz naugt yore deeener!!
i iz knot ‘teh odder wite meet”
Go ‘Way U Stinkin’ Catt-ibal!!!
” tonight on discovery – when infants attack “
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INFANTA !!!
You all are killin’ meeeee!!!!!! Thank you. It’s a good way to die…
Monty Python FTW!!!1!
Brinz on da cooshee piwows! Axcualeez, luks likes babe GOTZ da cooshee piwwow…. 4 bout 2 nano-nawt 3rds mour….
it’s actually much funnier with an art history degree… I should have included a link
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/V/velazquez/velazquez_infanta.jpg.html
snorgling–yer lernin’!!!
‘bemeber 2 naught breev in–floof in mouf an knoes nawt so grate…act-shoe-alley.
or shud taht be “Achoo~illy”!
moar lyek pleh pleh illy….
speekin uv babees eetin kittehs:
mai littl bruther yoosed to suk awn teh kittehs tayl. funneh thyng- sheed purr.
uther bruther playd tag wif teh kitteh. kitteh nowed to tag teh padded end.
My little brother likes to suck Poppy’s tail and ears, and he’s not so little!
haaaaaaaalp, i iz not sooftie pellow
and stop takin pictas, iz not cooute and i shall protast mah dignitah
Hey, wen yu gonna teech tihs kid to yus teh canopner an be som yus arown heer?!
dat’s Y yU’s hue-mints gots teh funky-fumbs, rite?
Deer Sandy Paws,
Tihs wuz NAWT awn mai list – plees re-gift!
Luv,
Kitteh
Kthxbai
bebeh: Gee yer hare smellz terribifik!
kitteh: whaja say “bald-ey”?
Nope, carnt see ennee fless. Luks lyk yur cleer.
Iz in ur kitteh
Snorlin teh softiss furr evar
noes…. upon refekshun……ai hab decideded dat dis be wun ov dose “faceplantz” ai hav herd ov……
balanse awl rong fur a snorlge……
wat u fink CBSB….?? oh an ahi !!!! nise to sees u !? u can has a gud hollerdaze ????
yesh, defernitlee *facecat* ackshun der!
Hi Salleh!! Yup, dat faceplantz. Meybe bebe drunkz.
Hollerdaze purdy gud. Urs 2??
Kid, Ai is not kleenex! Plees to stop wypin snottee noes awn mai furs!
WIN!!!1!!
Britney loss cusstidy agin.
Dis much bettah cort appointid mommy.
(lookit dose back paw pads! Sew dark an kewt!!!!)
We needs sekund vurse fore teh “Pinkee Pinkee Toe-pad” sawng? (wit teh pranses an teh caypers)
pinkee pinkee toe-pads
awl round an soft an sweet
pinkee pinkee toe-pads
kitnz walk teh sof-i-lee
pinkee pinkee toe-pads
can den sneek up awn thee
ok that’s aw;l I gotz….
Oh salleh – that’s reelee nice!
fank u Janet…..teh lstest tyme ai writted a pome….was wen ai waz in teh hi skool….in mi “late beetnik….eerli hippie “period…..loawts ov deeply mysticul an pretednshus b***s***…..oh ai waz teh koolest ov teh caffolic hi skool gurlz……
yeah rite !!! delushunz ov hipnesses…ai had it !!
Dat’s grate, salleh!!
noo kinda roadblok….seemz to be effektive agin hoomin rug ratz……
*crawl crawl crawl……reechez kitteh….stoppeded in der trakz…*
yep dat werks
Hi Salleh, Haos teh hows-huntin an waytin-fore-werk-to-start goin? An wy is yu up soooo eerly! Must still be nite tym tehre!
hi rite bak urselv mi fren Ambercat…….well later awn todai…ai gonna go luk at a howse…..an oh consturnashun oh confushun !!!! yesterdai…..ai gotted an offurz to move to Palo Alto…(bout 3 our drivz frum heer ) nise twon….aniwai, room, and bord for teh howse cleening an cooking….an maybe paidwerk forn puter help…an is big area….ai fink meeny meeny jobz dwon der….
an ai up ina middl ov teh nite….cause I alluz ….sleepyz fur 2 ours…wakies….fur 20 minutz to bout a hour…..sleepyz fur nodder ourz…den wakies fur a whil…an ai do diz awl nite lowng……
prollu drink too mucheses liqwid….gotz to getz up an go to teh baffrum…..ai drinkies A LOAWT ov liqwidz….bladder onli so big….is pleh but truu
howz bi ur bad selv????? new yeer being gud to u ????
Pritty gud so far – munnees stil verree tite but mite has a solooshun to taht – Ai got a 2nd jawb, Bfore Krissmuss, ment to start nao but, lyk yu, waytin to heer eggzakly wen!( an mai proper jawb has nao brort in “core howrs” wich meen, teknikly Ai cudunt do teh 2nd jawb but Shhh! Ai’s nawt tell tehm!) But Ai has mai annyule appraysal awn Mundee (amayzin to tink awl teh chaynjes in mai lyf in teh larst yeer!) an has a sujjestyun to maek to mai Sooperviser that’d meen moer munees foer me, if she bys into it….
Ai do teh sleepanwaykansleepanwayk ting too; hoozzah fore teh innerweb an teh BBC Werldserbis! Gibs me sumwun to tork to!
Can yu go daon to Palo Alto an has a mooch arown, get a feel fore teh playce? Tehn tink wich offer yu’d regret moer, if yu didunt taek it – taht’s teh wai Ai yushully desiyd tings!
ooooohh Ambercat……teh yeerly revoo…..ai’m noawt a diety typey pursun…..but ai will crosses awal mi fingurz an toeses fur u awn Mondai……no madder how funne ai walk cause ov dat…..
on teh odder han…….u r briillunt ,an charmin ,an teh bery witti…..dey be teh “rite foolz” ifn dey dont giv u teh “Ambercat is teh finestest pursun we hav evver hireded an we shood rase her pay by elleventy 7 an 22 cheezburgerz an our……” nod ov rekognishun…..
an ai hopez ur idear goeses ovvver ewll too !!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Ambercat }}}}}}}}}}}}}]]}}}}}}
teehee – nex tym Ai need a refrunce, Ai’ll sai aks teh ICHC Cheezfrens!
An we’ll awl bee moar than happitail to big joo up!
Good luck tomorrow!
An 4 salleh 2 in herz noo venchur!
I gotz surprise 6 mouf review- waiz berry badz, ‘perently Iz berry badz purrsun n I didn’t naow it……
Snupervisor cat (whose neber seez mei seiz I dus mai wurk wif “minimual effert”, n I hab hardz time wurkn wif high needy kidz (fuuny- dats awl da kidz I wurk wif- Iz seemz two beez da high needy specialist hear). Gotz raked ober da coalz fur an accident dat happen las august- waz toldz at dat tim “naow biggz deal, don wurry”. Tolz I neber takz ‘initive n haow I caus “mor wur fur da oder paras because ub mai rapport wif da high needy students” Huh? Iz nawt ‘possed to hab rapport wif students.
Sos I writn commentz (lik dat helpz! hah!) am awlredai on page 3 ub da diffnt fings I hab dun on mai own n diffent soulutions I hab kum up wif…..
naow Iz on da baddi purrson list- nawt dat I was tolded anyfing SPECIFIC I needs to do diffnt….
An awl da teachas I wurk wif awlwaiz telln me howz GUD I iz wif der kidz n haow muchez der kids hab improveded wif meiz….
ya- Iz smolderin- tomorrow (um, todai akshouly) is gonna be innerestin
Ooh dat sux, dey shud hav aksed us heer at ICHC we give mush nicer revyoos!. We has a rool heer at mai awfiss taht the revyoo shud NEBER be a surprise – if u dos sumfink rong (werk, ur doin it rong), u shud get feedbak straitaway, so dat u nose wut u did an MOST IMPORTANTLEE can lern from dat an do it rite neckstime. We finks teh revyoo shud nawt be abowt apporshunning blame, shud be to help u develup! An sayin u is bad at wurkin wiv teh needy kidz an tehn say dat u spends too mush time werkin wiv teh needy kids…..dat’s just stoopy. Want me to come rown dere an smak ur supervisor wiv a fish?
Ai’ll bring teh fish! Grrr! Hao dayr yur so-cawld Stoopy-visor tork to ennee colleeg lyk taht! Hao to win frens an inflooens peeplu – NAWT!
bad reviews? ebberybuddy gets ‘em sumtime. Ai got bad, bad wun, and tehy ebben cut my miniskyoole pay ebben moor! Ai jus shrug, and says, oilwell. Ai wuz lookin 4 jawb wen Ai foun dis wun.
Ai am sawry you gotz bad reviews, HK2…sownds lyke u werk hard to do rite thing. It sux to be unapprecia….unapreesheat….. nawt seen for teh GUD werks u do! Ai admire U fur werking wif needy kidz.
Stoopie hoomin nayture to overluk when u dos gud, under microskope wen you F-up. Always. U R nawt bad purrson; nobuddy badz on ICHC (‘xcept trollies, sumtymes) an UR nawt trollie.
Dis remember, cuz Ai lern dis wen Ai gots sh***y review and lawst munnies: KARMA will GET ‘EM! Fur shoor! Ai cans laff ’bout it naow, but sure felt crappie wen it happens. U get gud nite sleepz and U go in wif hed held hi and ax likes it don’ bother U. Drive ‘em krazy cuz dey ‘xpec u to be lyke awl “bummer, d00d” and wen U aren’t, mayk ‘em wonder WUT UR up 2! LOL!!!
Havekids2, I feel so bad dat ur Stoopyvisor iz so stoopy.
Doan u dare start to fink dat ur a bad purrson. I hope dat ur feeling angry an not sad. I no dat it’s hard nawt to feel sad (I alwais do wen sumwon hurts mah feelers). But, affer I gets dun feelin sad, den I find mah bakbone again.
SJ iz rite. Revyoos shud neber be a surprise. Dat’s juss a reflecshun of teh Stoopyvisor. I call dem seagull managers. Dey fly in, poop awl ober eberywon, an den fly away. Dat’s nawt eben managing, dat’s juss poopin. Teh manager iz possed to bring owt teh bestest in teh peeps. Dat meens coaching along teh wai. You can’t leebe eberybuddeh alone fur a long tiem and den gib a paw swat upside teh hed. Onwee lazy stoopy peeps manage dat wai. I’m sorry to heer dat u gots dat kind ova Stoopyvisor.
U stai strong, havekids2! We’re awl in ur corner!
awwhhh-
yuz guiez so gud tooz me! – Dat wuz meiz, momcat, wuz plain wif wurdpress n didn nao itz wud does dat…… den I waiz sos steami I furgets too putz mai name….
I newz were sum ub da baddi comments camed frum- furst timz in mai lif I ackshowly wentz n tawlked to person. She awl biggi eyed “oh I didn no dat wud getz u in TROUBLE……”
I feelz bedda, I wentz n tawlked to mai ACKSHUAL co-wurkers, da wunz whoz seez meiz ebery dai n deh seis iz okey dokey……
sos, naow has 3 monfs of da nicey nicey danc…….. sigh……..
momcat
when add sez bebeh-sitter , i not think bebeh would akshully sits on joo
To Prevent Hoomin Babbies frum hurtin deyselfs…..wen doing pushess upz…..uses the howse kitteh as teh exsersize mat…
fawl on fase…land awn floofly kitteh…..nise an sowftie….(corse wun duzz offen getz a moufful ov teh floof….but weer werking awn dat)
Fore Safety Sake: rember 2 remofe kitteh frum Krib when puttin’ babeeh 2 beddie-bye…
Butt remembr taht five owt of six enz is pointee, so maek bery shoor u has kitteh teh rite way up! Pls to reed instruckshun manyool an follow dyuh… dieg… look at teh pickshurs.
Kittehmat Ltd cannawt acksept any responsybillytea foar teh incowrekt ews of teh Kittehmat (TM). Ewes of Kittehmat (TM) is at ur own risk. Ewes durin bad wevver voids awl warrantees. Pls see paragraffs 10 thru 25, 41, 50 thru 110 and teh hole last chaptur of teh instruckshun manyool foar otter disclaymers. In teh ebent of seeriyus inshury, pls to fill owt teh elebenty billyun page clameform an send to Mr M Mows, Disneyworld, Floreeda, an it will be delt wiv in teh mannr it desrvs.
Brillyunt, SJ!
ai cannut see teh votin burgrs at hoam, but ai gibs yu foreteelebety burgers!
ooh fank u. nomnomnom…..
Oh SJ, u habs teh funneh!
Wif instrukshuns liek dat, wat cud possibly go rong?
Meny burgers to u!
Snortin kitteh! dats vats “in” dese days u c.
yU getz “high” wif-out brayn damnage or slide-effekts.
eksept ovawelming desyr to wants cheezburger.
but nawt to eet teh cheezburgers- jus to has and wants.
an duz kawz severe waldrobe malfunktshun- cuz eberyting is kuffered in speshully growed matches-nuffin kitteh hare. daon noe if dis cownts as a slide-effekts.
So troo.
“Kitteh hare: dunt leeve hoam wifout it”: ai kneads bumperty-stikker sez dat.
Boss wunce askid mai pinion ov a pouten…potin…a maybee-to-hyre persun. I meediatly sed “NO!” Bos sez “Y knot?” I sed “Not trusswurthy. Not reel. Not carin.” Boss sez “How U no all taht frum jis meetin her?” I sez “Cuz she got no Kitteh Furrz on herz owtfit.” Stoopy-boss hyred her ennyhouse, then fowun owt how rite I wuz. Nex hyre had fuurz on cloze, an she stayt tehre ova 4 yrs!
Illegal tackle! Penalty, fifteen yards. Repeat first down!
this must be the “before” picture for the pic with only a cat and an arm left.
photographer could have stopped the tragedy!!
U haz a sic mynd, Karen! (bud funny!)
Yep. Eye sees thes ending badlee fur all envolved. Behbeh mai be learnin teh lessin!
this is a funny pic!
how come i can not add comment?
Does not compute…
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! Ur it!!1!
naow gits awf meh..
wun, too, free, lots… pounceytayl… lawnch… fwit fwit fwit (awn the padded end- maykes niser sownds) run awai!
U are knot mah kyttens’ brudder
Ah am knot yer udder mudder
kitteh-crushin todler gows on rampaij. wer is teh kids mommeh to resku teh kitteh?
Kitteh sez noes. Hoep bibi iz kwik lerner.
Bebbeh Hewmin shoodz
ask Kitteh 2 B Pillo.
Uddurrwyze, itz rude!
Kitteh iz nawt Crash
Helmitt. Bebbeh Hewmin shoodz
gibbz sum warneeng furst!
No cuddillz 4 t3h
Bebbeh Hewmin. Kitteh seekz
owt Prittee Wun’z lap
Jack.
kitteh mite has to
shayr lap wit behbeh hyumin
‘pends hoo crys lowdest!
momma luvs ebery babee
jus teh saym as teh next
but momma lykes silenss bestest.
Ohai, Ambercat
Verreh gud Haikoo! U arz
stawrteeng 2 catch awn
Kitteh feenk iz lyke
watcheeng t3h Wurld frum Kitteh’z
yooneek poynt ubz veew
Kittehz kinda feenkz
lykez Hewminz andz kindz doan’t.
It’z awll abowt dem
Jack.
Mai Oh-Hai-ku skillz
R lawng lorst dormant tallunt
Form teeching Inglish
i swear this is how my boss feeds his baby when his baby momma isn’t around.
Note to self: withdraw application from KPs company.
Oh.My.God.This one made me laugh out loud. Thanks. who?
In ar fambly dis be called “body slam ob lurv”
We haz minee minee pikshurs ob all 4 kidz doing dis to assorted furbabees. Must fines pikshurs ob our caliko, Molly, who went to kitteh hebben las nite to haz minee cheezburgers an da snorgles all da time.
{{{{{Ninjahausfrau}}}} – boddeeslam ov lurv from me and mai kittehs.
Sorree to heer about Molly an I hoep joo finds menny luvvly pikshurs to help joo feel better. She’s getting a grate welkum from all teh Cheezfrens hevvenly kittehs rite naow.
{{{{ninjahausfrau+family+molly}}}}
pleez feel free to share ‘Advenchurs ub Molly’ storees wid ur cheezfrenz heer. wii awl enjoi heerign tehm.
Mai kittehs an me is so sowwy to heer abowt ur kitteh Molly. So hards to let dem go. But, noaw dat ur heer on ICHC, u can go to deh Princess Mu meadow owtsid de Head Splort Recobery Ward, an let ur Molly owt of ur hart, an play an play, an den win u has to leev, she goes back in ur hart and goes wif u ebryware u goes.
Erin
Rest in peace kat
Oh, I so sowy to heer bout Molly. Dat maeks meh so sad.
{{{{{Ninjahausfrau}}}}
*reeches fur tissue*
I hope it halps to no dat ur Cheez frenz crai wif u an send beeg hugs.
*snif*
So sorry to hear …… It is never easy to lose, but always worth to have shared a life.
Ur ichc fambly is heer 4 u, an all ov ours hoo have crossed teh bridge r dere 4 Molly.
{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{warm memories}}}}}}}}}}
Ain’t ya ever heard of napkins?
UNCLE! UNCLE!
Yay! I made the front page.
thanx 2 awl mah fanz.
Heather!
WOW – Catgratjulashuns!
*signed .. la leche leeg
Happeh Happeh Dai fur u, heather!
U maeded a grate catshun fur dis pikshur!
Congrataumlashions!
Yay, heather! Wai 2 goe1!1!! U got teh phunnee.
Kitteh-huffing.
Startin’ early dese dais.
Kitteh Huffing Rehabs can nao b found awl ober teh whirled.
Eben iffs u hab a Pershin huffing addiktshun, dere iz hope.
Kitteh huffing addikts r gradually weened off ov long hares, to short hares, and awl teh wai down to a Sphynx.
Dis speshul program allows addikts to ebentually b owned by one, tew, eben free or moar kittehs, wifowt feer ov regressing.
Teh nawt second step iz admitting dat u hab a prolem.
Call LUB-HUFFING todai.
Doctur Druu kan halp u on “Silebrity Rehab” on A&E Fursdays at 10 pm. Dis a beeg deel. Dey nebber showed a kitteh huffer gettin strayt b4. Kompellung Telebishen.
wow, nevr seen a baby vomet up a hole kitteh be4.
dat’s juss too funneee!!!
We’ll have to call them LLL cats instead of LOL cats! ROFL!
that is a very cute WW!…..:)
OH HAI. I HAS TOXOPLASMOSIS.