Zombie slayves so hard to steer
tee hee hee, make a lolhuman later!
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mush!!
Kitteh is preparing to enter teh Ohaiditarod race.
lol!! i wented to alaska in 2000 an meeted martin buser. he winned ohaiditarod menny times. he haved 70 goggehs. he maked a wheel for puppeh goggehs 2 run in – giiiant wheel! mah boi runned inda wheel wif da puppeh goggehs! denn da puppehs gotted owt da gate. we haved 2 chase dem an putz dem backs in. ever time we putted wun in annuvver gotted loose! an we petted awl da growed up goggehs 2. eetch goggeh have hiz own howse. (wun goggeh rly liked get his but skrached. srly.) wuz da awsum.
fanksu lolcatburgular 4 made meh memmember wunnerfull memmoreh.
ai hav alluz thot dat teh “Iddiderrod” waz teh mostest romatical ov teh rases……onli problum……iz held inna ded ov wintur…….an ai thot Chicagoes wasz teh cold wen ai waz a kitn an livvin der….
ifn ai am noawt misstakun…..datz NUFFIN compareded to Alyaska inna wintur…..ai wood hav to dreeses up lik teh liddle brudder in “The Chrissymus Stori” an luk lik a giunt round bawl, wiff nuffin but liddle stumpi leeggz an hanz stiking oawt…..oh ywesh an a liddle bump fur mi hed…..
sood den getz around like teh bounci fings in woodi alluns ….”Sleeper”
cant u sees it noaw?????
“hey der goes salleh” *bbooouuunnncccee*
*bbbooouuunnncccee* *bbbooouuunnnncceee*
“oh noes shez heding fur taht steepy slope…..”
*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce ……..thud*
Dantsin a dants for psikitteh’s nawt-secund….
::shuffle shuffle, kik kik, twerllllll….
I fa daown, go buuum.
Por Jon…
*offahs paw upp*
(ai fah dawon go boomm tadai too)
Hmmmm – what ar yoo two doin down thar awn the floor? Nebbermind.
(offah TWO paws upp* *mitee heeeeeeeeeve* So . . .reddee to danse again? Fur yoo, psikitteh!!
*shuffle to teh rite
shuffle to teh left
kik rite, kik left
tweeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrllllrllllll anna Whooo Hoooo (whilst twering, of corse!)
We Did It!!!!
*gits vedy dissy frum da danzin*
(oar wuz dat frum da mai tai?)
oooaarr cood bee boff ????
( more brains !!! forward !!! )
ur relly tents…u gots a nawt rite heer.
please to be giving a acupuncture treatments wiff clawz?
Kitteh sez: ‘Ur tu tents….’
Zombie sez: ‘I’m a tipi, I’m a wigwam’….
(Iz owwwwld jok a fren tole mee wunce – she wuz Natif ‘Merikan! Whut mayd eet phunneh-er?? She’s Winnebago: dey doan use teh tents! ROFL!!! tru storee!!)
So thatz wut teh hoods are 4! Ah hav alwayz wundured y they r so populur.
Acksually, I noes wy they are. Kiddos hyde headfones frum teechers while in klass dat way.
berry glad nawt 2 b teechen nao- nitemayres ov teh nastee kidz rekordin wat I duz! Berry phew teecherz are teh purrfekt awl teh tyme!
awww-
butz uz especial ed teachazs ar especial!
momcat
ai useded to be a subbstitutted teecher…..in LA….(teh city naowt teh state)
downt evver wantz to do taht agin ! !!!
*pulls up mi soapybox*
wen ai waz a kitn……classyrum had 52 kitnz, an wun nun…..bery little tawlking…ifn u gotted in trubbul….teh momcats an daddicat…wood sai …
“wat u do rong ?”"”"
nowz iz 23 kitnz to a rum, 2 oar 3 teecherz, adez an paruntz, an taekz 1/2 teh dai jest to get teh kitnz to sit dwon an shutz up……(studyes show….ifn ur taqwlking, u cant lern)
ifn u getz in trubbul…moman daddicats…sai “whi dat meen ole teecher be piking awn u ???? we go yellz at dem/”….. or files lawsute….
naowt so reewarding akshually…..
EGGZAKLY wy Ai nawt a teecher enneemoer an plai owt awn mai byk insted! Yu’ve got it spot on, Salleh!
Mai dotter sumtyms terns her hoodee rownd so her pinny gig can ryde in the front. Kyoot!
aw bless!
a fyoo sharrp claws too teh spinul cort
mite do it
akshually, juss a fronul lobotomy mite halp zombie’s atitood problim.
one swifft swiep wif claw and *boom*
zombie ar steeruble.
but ai fink …..biggah, meenah, kitteh neededed fur dat……dis behbeh kitn iz jest too sweetest fur teh paw swipez…….
dis ar teh troof.
mebbe behbeh kitteh can to purswaid teh zombie wif his kyootness.
kitteh: moov plz, zombie. kthx.
zombie: aaaaaawwwww ok.
dis tranzportr malfunshun cant b gud
Did u cawl Scottie? Wii needz dat tranzportr wurkin!
Hee may still B tryin tu get da hammie owt uff da jefferiez tube.
iz doin awls i can, capn. i no can change da paws ov fizziks.
“No, slayv, go tew mah left! No, not mah left left, new york left!”
“hooman transpurtition” iz da new black!!11!
now commin fwee wiz evry chzburger porchase
Bought coffee.*check* Called Mom.*check* captured zombie and made it buy czbrgr *double check*
u know, itz so hard to find teh reely good zombe slayves. deys jus nawt makin dem like dey uzed too.
itx tru, so hard to get 1, but dey betta qualityz nao.
dey fawlz apartz in tweeny minits…….cant getz far….
noaw teh zombiez we useded to hav wen ai waz a kitn…..now dose wer zombies….
babee kitteh iz teh lowng awaited Lisan al-Gaib
So Dr. Tinycat, Iz haz dis huge strange looking growth on de bottomz of mai paws. Woke up one dai, and der it wuz. Reeely crampin my stile. Pleeze to remove? kthxbai
i haz ben wayting tree weaks for a pointment wid dr. tinycat … he so busy, nao dat he is famus
OMG. Is nekomata.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakeneko
Kitteh in da hood!
*snert*
yo, yo, yo!
*fasepaw*
but teh funnee !!!
Comments WILL nest below this.
nesting….1 2 3……nesting…
Yes, but will demz lay eggz?
U needz to ware diffrnt shirt todays! Is kitteh’s turn to ware dis 1!
Is enny1 heer on dis whole big internets bsides me?
nope
No.
Dis not gonna bee az E Z az rat cukin. Hairz tu short!
Some1’s goin’ ta get it in teh neck!
New bred uf inshuranz wurker, wif kitteh zimbeant.
Mebbe nu knid uff trill?
and boy they are dumbing ugly too
Me tinks dis bery naice kitteh…. Obvee — obvu — is self-ebideent hooman NEEDS da cofee, so da kitteh dribe his hooman to da Starbuck$. Is da gud kitteh!
Stop an getz chzburger onna way
an ona way bak too
Kitty massages look so comfortable.
Russill Krow playz a tobakko industree ekzekutiff with a monkee on his back.
“tee hee hee, make a lolhuman later!”?
This is retarded. You don’t need a link to another picture on every single picture. The lolhuman picture had almost no relation to this one, and there really was no reason to link to it.
I lyk teh linx.
Iffen yoo doan lyk tehm, tehn ignoar tehm.
Lyk I trai to ignoar stoopy peepuls.
An peepuls hoo yoos “retarded” as a insullt.
Fank yoo, woodchuck – ai fur wun, tayk grate offence tu teh yuse ov ‘retarded’ in dis wai.
Dat are a swear wurd in are howse. Becuz eet is berry insulting.
Opin teh dickshunary oar tehlolsawrus tu find menny udder wurds tu mean sayme fing. An sownd smarter az a result.
In other words, educate yourself and realize that ‘retard’ is what treated fabric does to liquid. Come…. come into the 21st century and get a clue.
*hops down off of soapbawx and stalks awai*
Is der room for two of us on that soapbox? I joins you.
Iz ekspandible soapbawx, D Marie – derez plenti uv room…… ai keep eet in mai kar, fur win ai needz eet…
fanks fur teh bakup, tu…. <3
Kevin, ai’m shur yur nyse gai…. jes….. dat wurd? bovvers mee gratelee….. an, ai cuddent nawt say sumpthin….
hmmmmm der be a lawt ov soapyboxxing round heer todai……
*luks reel innercent,, an walkies awai whitlting* (wannddent me awn dat odder wun)
Oh an PS…..YAY 3heathens…..atta gurl…..gotz to letz teh ignorunt noes wen dey steppin ober teh lyne…….hoo noes?? iz ignoruntz oar iz meenesses…..
eeder wai…..nowt ok….(dunt luk noaw, but ai fink ai rimed sumfin……)
Fanks Salleh…. ai fink yessturday wuz a ’soappybawxs’ kinda day….
D mittle heeven hadda hard tyme at teh BuiltABear yessturday…. inna mittle uv a beeg crowd (my fawlt – ai shudda noed bedder)…. ai askt eef der wuz a ‘backruum’ ai culd tayk him fur a minnit, an anover mommeh had some ‘under de bref’commints…. ai wuz gunna leev well ’nuff alone, but…. cuddint!
Quietly, ai sed to her, ‘Mai sun haz austims; he cannut kuntrol himself rite naow. Whut’s yur excus?’ an kep walkin….
wuz hard wif dat soappybawx stuk tu mai feets!
oh oh oh oh ……dat’z wun of teh bestest evver….”whut’s ur excus??”
ai fink evven “mr fink awn hiz feetses.”…WINSTUN CHURCHYHILLZ (wun ov mi persunal favoruts) wood ahv beed impresseded wif tath riposte….
kudoes to u 3heathenz !!!! well dun well dun !!!!
Gud fur u 3 heathens!
Ur a gud mommeh.
*blushes*
*skrapes durt wif toe*
Wai, garsh…. fanks! Iz nawt ENNEFING lyke ‘mr fink on hims feetses’ – but, iz sumtheeng wee hear in teh austims boards….. an, ai meen, whut kin yu say back tu dat? noawt mush… hab allus wanted tu say it at some poynt or nudder…. wuz mad ennuf tu, yestidday (as mush mad at maiself as at udder non-finking mommeh…..)
Iz verry nyse uv yu bof…..
an naow, bak tu yur regularly skedyulld lolcat!
I’ve been enjoying the links to the old pictures. You’re right about this one not being really connected but still, it’s a funny lolcat!
Oh, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Yoo hav been heer long enuf to know taht what yoo say will get a liddle flaymed.
Ai think yoo cud maybee say stoopee. But yoo shud know – an yoo MUST know – becuz ai know yoo jererallee lieks it heer, so it meens yoo must haz a lot of smarts – taht in today’s whirled, this is a common insult fur menee kids awn the playground – an adultz, too.
An it offen has nuthing to do wif the intelleigenz of the insultee – just said to bee nastee and meen and to hurt felines.
An – ON topic – ai reelee luvs teh links. Menee maek teh current pikchure much funnier.
kevin, dat u? i finkso ur usalleh nice gai. mebbe iz missteak? or sum buddy swipe ur name?
Kevin, if dat is ur reel name, I haz to secondz teh offense of “retarded”. Iz a meanie wurd. An sped teechurs an udders hoo works wif developmentally disabled childrenz wuvs dem an not wants dem or der fambleez to feel bads. So iz not ok plz. Do not wants.
Udder stuff u sed, I defers cuz I not noes. Iz bad to link OT links? Iz like spamz?
guys – haven’t you realized this 4sshole just swings by to see if you’ll rise to the bait? c’mon.
yesh…. but u noes us….we gotz to tri an sees ifn maibe jest maybe …….iz nise guy unner teh a****** sute…..?
we r missunaries fer teh gud mannerz an considerut behavur…….
‘nise guy unner teh a******sute….?’
FTW Salleh!! Ai’m gunna steel dat wun!! Ai lubs eet!!!
wtf… why are people argueing in lolspeak? do you guys even look at what youre doing? knock it off
is that jonny vegas?
Hooman, Iz ridez yoouz to Barter Town…
*two men enter; one cat leaves ….. hehehe*
OK bois, hed em up an moov em owt!
(cue western myoosic)
Happitaaaaaiiils to yoooo….
git alooong, liddle googies…
Kitteh not wash hoomin tranport lately, dat much be seen.
Iz “noise”, lo-res, lo-lite makeded teh pichure haz a fuzz called “noise” I fink. Joo can edits ur pichures, wif paint.net (iz free–wheee!), an redoose teh noise, an zombiez an kittehs looks moar clear an cleen. (I iz not gud foto…phodo….uh, not a gud pichur taker, so I haz to lurn teh edits).
sumtymez dey iz thick in hed….
Darleenk, wut has u done tu ur hair? U no u needs a noo looke; heer, I starts fer u nao…
No wun ebburr sedd
dat wurrld dawninayshun woodz
beez kwikk orz eezee
Hewnin nebburr beez
Rawkitt Syentisst. Dis beez
lawng, hardz prawsess
Paw awn Urz ryte arm
meenz ryte!… Gawt it, Hewmin? Wii
goez byez Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
simbiosis, let me show its to you.
Hm. Wut happens if I push dis knob wif mah pointy ends?
Chris Moyles?
NARF stiirin, hau we gets eet to opens kand katfud?
naww tht cutee dat piccarr
cute mayb. but where r the other moar funny lolcats. r teh floating in the internet?
Dis installashun allowz kitteh tu injeck Cute direkley into hyumin bludschreem.
Cheezbraynes, plz.
Kitteh papoose!
lols