THIRD WHEEL CAT
STARTS TO GET A CLUE
u need love too, chzfrndz gives u love…
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Da shine in da eyes…. it iz da fatal attrakshun!
kitteh is so hot, kitteh lining up furr teh baskittime.
is just lazers…
I canz reelate…
ewww…dun does dis wif ur relations!
whut?
I nose when I iz knot wanted!
*snif*
aww…*snif”
I duz nao…
D00d! Didnjya see teh sawk???
Hooray Sabrina, fer teh nawt sekkunds!! Whut danz wuld you lyke? Purrhaps a slo, sexy danz inna dawrk?
(well, nawt wif mee)
*blushes and runs awai*
IGNORE THIS WUN – dancing going awn below!
*blushes*
fank yoo, JCH4K! I new dis wun wood show up event… eevin… sumtyme tu embearass me!
Chaparone cat is timing you…
Why didnt u tells me this is yer grammers place…less do rain check, k?
yuour cat-cawls may B monitored…
win
Wingman kitteh sez “misshun(ary puzishun) akkomplished.”
we gibs fird weel kitteh so much lub he kannot stan it!!!
Awww, poor 3rd wheel cat… Uz better then dey r anywayz…
And u duz not want theyr silli basket-bed. There iz lowndry on dis bed! Eberybody noes dat kats likes bes to sleeps on the kleen kloes!
oh yesh….. rankz WWWAAAYYYY abov ani ole actuall maed fur teh kitteh bed…..
hhooo evver sleepyz in teh kitteh bed maed fur kittehz???? iz simpli nawt dun….
lessee……in no partikulur ordur…..
PLAISES DAT KITTEHZ LUV TO SLEEPYZ
awn toppa teh wershin mashine, (ur) bed, coucheses, dawgz bedz !!!, eenywher dey wantz to…..
*PASSESES AWN TEH LISTZ*
awn top ob heeters, in storij bawkses unner teh bed, in wardroebs!
Oh, an Amber’s jus com up wit a gnu wun – insyd mai huddee, wyl Ai’m waerin it!
hummmm
*tapz chinniny chin chin*
noaw wher oh wher hav ai seed dat befour?????
in da middl uv teh roome, awn teh kichen chayrs (speshully near dinnertaim), in da sincks, awn the top uv tehy cowches, insyde teh fabrick boxes, an dat wun spawt bai teh wall- is naow compresshuned bai teh yeres uv kitteh sleepin dere.
mah wun kitteh sleeped on mah hed after i hadded orel surgery. lukt like a russhin hat, fuzzeh blak an rownd.
ah yooz tu kat-sit liddl kitteh naemd salsa, hu jus lubbed tu sleep in awl teh bebbeh hoomin’s plaisez — stroaler, bownser, krib, eeben chaynjin tabl. ai fink she wuz jus jellus ub bebbeh hoomin gettin atenshun (nawt dat salsa want snorgles — she berry skittish, an run awai frum ebberybuddy alla tiem! she wun straynj kitteh!)
she awlso liek tu burroe undar teh komferter an snooz dere, wen she wun awr tu yeers old. Yoo kud hardly see teh bump she maed, cuz she tainy. We awlwez chekkin undar cubbers befoar sittin awn bed!
ai neeber seed a kitteh hu lub sleepin awn lawndry masheen! i heer bowt dis oanly after i discubber ICHC!
stoopy wurdpress eeted mai commint…. it’ll show up in a whyl an mayke mee luk stoopey, tu!
Concatulashuns!
Whut danz fur yur nawt sekkunds, Sabrina?
(fur de sekkund tyme….. ai gotzes embearassed wif de eeted wun!!)
oooo
ah noes (waves paws in da air)
we shud dans to billy sqwire “in teh dark”
(ah haz it on cassette–lol)
howz bout weiz danc wif deez peepz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8VZgJkpeg
momcat
Ronda – shurlee a reelee gud ideer, butt ai, laik 3heathen, haz alreddee embarrassed mahself today via “nawt getting it.” So – iz this a gud sawng fur slo dansing?
Sabrina? Kane? Ai sees teh problem. Kane iz poasting fur furst time, so WP had to “vet” him/hur and fur awhile it lukked liek Sabrina wuz in the top spot. In cases liek tihs, ai beleeve we usuallee dances fur boff.
So – Sabrina and Kane – we ar dansing to celleebrayte yur fyne comminz bai danzing to “In the dark.” OK?
well, mebee iz, mebee iz nawt, but heer goes:
(cues moosic)
closes eyes,
wavez arms slow an mello
sway
sway
side step an turn
trips ober kitteh goin bakwardz
blush
giggle
runz awai
ah but u managggededd nawt to fawl dwon!!!! so iz sukkess!!!
Solution iz beeger bed. Nawt leavin hims out on purpoz! Even Kittehs can only bendz teh lawz of fiziks jus so far.
“i can no change da paws ov fizzziks…”
whayl, mebbe jus a liddl.
Altho I canz relate, too.
Wen thiz happens to r Sandy cat, she just climes in an lays on top of Paws and suddenly, der is room for one more! Cat majik, they has it!
A kitteh wif spunk!!
Ya, well, she iz on my las nerv. Her haz operation skeduld Tewsdai. Nawt soon enuf. YEOWW ErROWWW, MEOOOO0000000OWWW. Hormones. She has dem.
Ooooooh!
Kitteh trolling fur sailors?
Sailors? We iz in Colorado and I’m SURE dey canz heer her in da Atlantic, da Pacific and da Gulf. Grate Lakes, too.
oooh oooh oooh *waves han wildli ina ar *
ai gotz a qwestun …….wen teh ladee kittehz goes into teh heet……ai sware, ai herd mi vet sai taht dey wont go oawt ov heet until dey matez……
iz dat truu ???? izzat possibul ????
Not wif cats. dey do sycle out. I tink what does that is ferrets?
I lookd it up. Yep, ferrets. FIX yer ferret girls or dey die. Very sadz, ackually.
One wurd, Third Wheel:
SCAT!
Dat means go poop in teh shoos. Kitteh will consider it but den go eatz all the fuds in the kitteh dish in rebenge.
We gotta git u a kitteh
We bettr git walkin, we’z wastin tiem talkin nao.
lykes go doo a milk run dood….
hookay…. synse WP eeted mai furst poast:
D00d! didnjya see de sawk onna doar??
salesman kitteh sez to cupel:
so folks, hows u lykez tihs blu konvertibel babee?
wii can take on test ryde?
Lub lub lub dis pitcher. Iz perfick!
I hardly eber commint, I juss rilly need to point out de lubberly ballcap dere.
hi soxfan n happee nu yeer.
im nowt shure – iz bruins?
Oh hai Philene n yesindeedy it iz de Broons hat! Dey winned dis apternoon n I am bery shure dis post haz moishe to due wif dat.
oh hai soxfan. I donut see teh ballcap. Iz I doin it rong?
I hopes ur sox is of teh Red perswasion. Yay! RedSox Nation!
Yay! I can has moar sox (and other NE teems 2!) fans at ICHC? all my favorite things in one place! *Luvs this site moar evrydai*
Yay for de RSN peepoes here! I lubs my sox best, aldoe my broons come close. My goggie got posted on stuffonmymutt warin’ her sox jersey last fawl. Wuz such a trill for her! LOL.
Yaysfor Broons fanz!
the Wild OWN teh Bruins! wooooooo!
The Wild awso own de prize fer warin’ de outfits dat wook de most wike Cwissmuss elfs! Heeeee!
Srsly, ck it out!
is this a repost?
Twin Kittehz can
haz t3h Nappee Bed. Doan’t knoez
Windo Sill iz free
Oaldurr, moar matchure
Kitteh haz herz own Speshull
Playses 2 herrself
Nawt kwyte Mom Cat.
Oaldurr Kitteh teechez t3h
Twinz awll dat dey knoez
Twin Kittehz arz a
paw~full. Az Oaldurr Kitteh
nawt so lawng ago
Jack.
ohai, jack! fanksu 4 nuvver wunnerful pome!!
i fot lolpic wuz da sad, cause sum time i feels like fifth wheele… butt u maked it betterer!
Yes – Jack alwayz maekz a ray ov sunshine to fawl upawn ebbeyrthing!
u gotz to wunner……wat kinda wunnerful brane coms up wiff teh neet pomes day affer teh day?????
izzit a miracul ????
oar iz Jack jest a bred ina bone pome riter????
sumfin to pondur……..
Aw sweetestest tabbeh, ai weel be ur snorgler!! C’meeer….
whut? U want eye shud walk awl teh wai obber 2 U?
Hoo doo eye look like…Bareiznakoff???
i gess i shundta got anchoveez on teh peetza…….
Dude…?
Dis what comez from answering personall kitteh ads on Craigalist. Casual Encounters kitteh finds himself in situation way more den he bargained for. Nieeve kitteh thout dat wanting third partee had waay other meanings. Tinks he’ll just say kthxbai now.
*fasepaw*
Hmm, chek owt dis kitteh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaRDmY5nMgM
He seems ta liek it! I liek da pownsin at da end, so keyoot!!!
Baw chicka meow meow!
(Thumbs up to the Bruins hat in the background!!)
“Brad… you’re home early!”
“Janet… what are you doing with him?!?! and in our basket!?!?what would the kittens think?!?!”
I can has kitteh bed that fit 3?
Dang cheap motel…
Teh kurrekt xpressun iz “fiffth weel”. 3 wheelz, nt stabul. 4 wheelz, stabul. 5 wheelz, unecesariez…
bunnyburrito noes hiz stuf.
testing
reeding
menage a’kitteh?
The legend, the legend, the third wheel legend, always in the waaaaaayyyyy…
Iz wun teh kittehs iyees wiurd? iz pointin in teh opsit direcshuns.