invisible ice cream cone
A yummi treats for Caturday! Yay!
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invisible brain freeze, ihas it
danse a faery reel for faerie queen?
dunno what that is liek, but sownds good.
*danse, danse, danse*
I missed lass few daze wiff migrayne (ow)
glad to be back
hmmmmm-yew mite be wantin toavoid teh nex picshure adn commentz cuz teh singking mite jest mek yore migraen cum bak.
jest incase yew kant resist- tek tehse axpirin (to put inyore eerz, ob course)
Oh noooooooes, mary!! Yur singin was WINderful!!!
Ai’ve com bak to danse fur teh faerie queen!! We alreddee haz a princess – an nao we haz a faerie queen, too!!! Oh fq, duz yoo also grant teh three wishus?
*danse, danse, danse*
an welcome – which iz silee- nawt becuz yoo ar nawt welcom, but becuz yoo haz akshullee been heer fur a looooooong tiem!!!
Kongraulamakations on not furst. Give you iceee-kreme freezer danze.
Churn
Churn
Churn
Nom
Nom
Nom
to ebry fing
churn churn churn
tehre iz a seezun
churn churn churn
and a tyme to ebry porpoise
adn fur nommin..
Mary O! Yur onna role dis moarnin’!
Teh Byrds, FTW!
We faoarm r own mutlinatinal politiktual parti. neo-neopolidans!
aour platform:
1) ai cheezbrgr in ebry fud dish
b) not furst winnar in ebry electin getz a web danz (wib or wibaut coragophy an a orkystraw)
iii)free ais creem on Caturday!
Neo-neopolidans! (liddle govymintz) Beeeg Paaaaarrrtaaaaay!
neo- neopolidans :0)
we can has i scream az our pawliticall cymbal?
letz cawcuss:
duz we wnat Bowl, Cone or Bukkit o I Scream az cybal?
ebbery voat cownts (unless you in the Floori duh)
ob course teh i scream it haz teh 3 flavurs tobee neapolidun, so we can haz flag, too
colors:chonklit brown , banillawite, strongberry pink
oh, yesh, almosted fergotted- (yore name remindededed me, snafutti)
we can has tutti fruiti tofutti fur teh strickt vegetarinoms
tey call tihs teh “big tent” stragedy. all denomnomnomnominations are welcomes.
woweeoo. awe shuckles, fank you so muchly mi kittehs n mi has ichc fer a nity-nite sins feboorary, but i neber posted till last weeek. iz neber ebr ebr EBR tot i wills has luck of teh not furst danse fank you fer da song an danse. iz has so much moar win den d poitish….poletishu…poly…stoopymansingubiments sung n dans!
ohai, faeriequeen! awsum caption. nawt just fursty – kyewt 2!!
nice 2 meets u. i hopes u postes lawts moar!
mee two!
Mee free!
nomnomnom ….OMGBRAINFREEZE11!!
That yummy nom now, is all eated now, wherd it goes
ober heer. wii still hab ICHC anniversary party leftovers:
angel fud cake
banana creem pie
chokolat bon-bons
…
devl’s fuud caek
eeclayrs uv chokolit
fingr sammiches
gooey fudgee browneys
ham sammiches
icee creem
jelly
kitkats
likris layces
mint choklit chip
nutty bars
okra (ewww)
peanut butter cookies,
quick-break,
rum-raisin cake
strudel
tortes
upside down pineapple cake
verry es-pensiv choklit
White cake wif choklit ising
(x….mmmm…. ‘x’ tra helpings of rum raizin ice creem?)
zebra cakes!
is dere any mint choklit chip left? cud u pass me it?
an teh hot fudges sawce for on the tawp.
Zabaglione fur teh Z!
an Xtra helpings of anyfing, fankoo, cept mebbe teh okra
hey!!! i likes teh okra- yoo jest hafta know hao to cooks id. Is bestest in teh yummmmmy Gumbo! srsly.
iz best wen plucked rite off bush to mowth.
taht tru for mowst vejees.
ai missus mai gardin.
so do mai kittehs.
Hai up tehre, doctorcat. Did ai heer zabglione!!!!! Ai lurves teh zabaglione!! Do yoo maek yur own??
Don furgit teh yello caek wif choklit icing.
Duz dat go wif neaplolitan icy creem?
Wai yes, ai doo beleive ti duz!!!:D
Wun lives, wun lerns.
ohai philene. mebbe dis poste gets da losted daown heer. i dint knows u can nom da okra rawre. fot u hadda cuks it furst. an den i onleh noms it wen deep fryed. not yummeh wen boilt, i finks. butt rawre? iz gud?
I not thinks to eats it raw, cuz it makes mai hanz awl itchy-twichy jus pickin it. But I noms it berry muchly deep-fried! An neber-eber boiled, but mai mom wubs it berry muchly boiled. Mebbee nommin it raw is for when dey is liddul bitty? Like babee corms?
i kant imajun eetin it raw- i growed it befour an ebben when itz babbee okry it have the bristly fings on teh outside.
fried okra (when itz hot & fresh rite out teh pan) is nommy good. but I hgihly rekomend it inteh gumbo!
fanksu ronda an mary. i continoo 2 nom dat wun deep fryd. gumbo okeh 2.
boilt? neber!! i cant stand wach sum uvver buddy nom it boilt. has 2 cubber mah eyses. y-e-c-h!!
i kin see you nebber hadz my gumbo or teh husband’ o mine’s gumbo -udderwize you wood not be sayin is jest “okeh” comes ober to my howse during tihs blizzrd adn we’ll mek good gumbo. adn fergit about N’Ingerland wether wilst wee fink about N’Awlins, dahlin. You will eet it until you fink it is good!!!! yew will not espcape BWAHAHAHAHAHAHhaa a ….um
i go now-
kthnx bai
(dont be skerred, jest kiddin)
kitkatz R rite!!! Nom sum & den snorgle ur kitteh.
Nom – snorgle – Nom – snorgle – Yum, yum!
Has yu tryd teh chunky peenutbudder kitkats? Yummy, wit extra YUM! But donut gibs to SJ or she’ll go Blargh! I am ded!
Jus don get confusled which wun you snorglin an which wun you nommin. Nomsnorgle nomsnorgle snorgle nom PLEH
HI Ambercat…..
but ai remanez loyul to “whispas” yuuummmmmmmm
OT did any of u guyz hav wun of dose furry toiz wher wen u put ur fingur in itz mouff sed
“YUUUMMMMMM” ????? waz teh funnee…
A “Furbie”!! Mai heevens gotted wun fer Chrissymast las-las yeer….. still do dat, but…. dey nawt so skeery-ish nao! Dey are teh funneh!
Dey dans an sing….. eerwurm fer 3heevens!!! Ack!!
dum-dee-dee-dum! dum-dum-dee-dee-dooOOO!
an, tehy seeng ‘twinklol twinklol leetel star’ too…. and teh moar tehy seeg eet, teh moar ‘hyooman’ wurds dey uz insted ov ‘furbish’!
Ai em teh ‘multee-ling..lang…’ ai kin speek menee differnt kynds of speech nao! Tanks tu ICHC, ai kin nao speek teh English, teh Furbish an nao, teh lolcatspeek!
Fankyoo, ICHC fer expandining mai hor-eye-zuns!!
I still has my Furbeez! I liekd to tip them, an dey say “Whoa!” R “Wheee!”. Yoo do dat liek 8 timz, dey git hiccupses!!!
I also got da witch Furbee, an sposeblee 2 Furbeez will tawk to eech uvver. But wheneber I turnd awn da regulur Furbee an turn it twards da witchee wun, awl da Reglar wun sez is “Me.. Skeeerd!” Berree offensiv to me az a Pagan wif Wiccan roots!!! Prejudisst Furbeez!!!
Invisible ice cream cone – all of the taste, but none of the calories of the real thing!
I should try harder to like invisible ice cream.
dat does look tasteh
adn nootrishush!
Cannz I habz anudder ones plzthx
nuffins left cepts ons mi whiskerz, likz likz nom
Hay Squidge–do u plai WoW? I knowed sumone on my server whoze name was Squidge…purty funnie coin…coenc…tha’d be sum luck eh?
BTW u’d know me as Leslie ef it iz u…
Kitteh reminders me of mai kuson someway, She blond too and luvs Icee creme
Boi kitteh consintrayts while freddin a needull
onceajinx, joo ar a jeenyus!!! ah wood neber haz seen dat!!!
BONK!! onceajinx – on the nose!! Cuddn’t be a better capshun! FTW!!
purrfek! teh kittehs whuts own mah haus always say dey b heppin wit teh sewedg, but dems bs lyin! only fing dey has down kold bs findin teh exakually mos senter part av teh fabric iz cutttin, dats ware dems go too lik der butts .
oh yes teh kittehz lov to “help” wiff teh sewing…..my Loco useded to gavver up awl the pattern peeces ai had just laboreeousli layd dwon….into a shreddeded pile of trash…….awl proud ov hissself…”see mama? ai helpeded u !” an dont even try to sort out teh buttunz in a buttun tin………
Boo. Looks like kitteh has been declawed.
gimme….gimme……gimme…….
get ur own!
ooo – alrite – heer
besydz – itz Caturday
Invisible hug
Must supply visible component! (Hugs kitteh)
tihnk, tihkn, 8 plus 5………8,9,10…….hmmmmm, ne3d moar fingrs!!!!1
mah paws. day luks lyke dey has a flavor.
invisible stuk-togebber payges ob a buk
Ceiling Cat is watching u make the pages stik 2gethr
*rolls in CCC*
Weez gots tawills to wyps up apter r sellbs. Weez b maykin mess on teh floar frum wantins teh icee creem!
vanela, chaklate, or straberie?
or purhaps is cheeburger flavrd?
jermin chawklit caek ise creem
I can haz neyo–nio–awl tree at wuns?
lemmeee see…..
dis thinnna,abob…..
it need justinz…
Immajjinayshun
mayz halp Hewmin dy~ettz. Duz
nawt wurk 4 Kitteh
Caturday Birffday
Iess Creem Coan wuz deelisshuss.
Kitteh woodz lyke moar
Kitteh iz bizzee
maykeeng planz 4 leff~tovurrz.
Ekkspekkt shugurr rush
Jack.
WHOA JOE! Waffle cone!
I know *dips head shyly* i so kwoot, iz a crime…u kin arrest me
i haz a mousie!!
wait wait!!1 where iz it!1!11!11!!
oh noz alienz abdocted mah mousie
Hmmm. getting better, but that is because I like Ice cream
*stepping out of LOLcat speak for just a tad*
And speaking of ice cream, I read a story about a woman in China a few years ago that had such an urge to eat ice cream that she swiftly (and I do mean swiftly) ate a large amount (indeterminate, of course) in one sitting, apparently.
Well, the next day, she woke up with throat and stomach pains and went to the doctor, only to discover that she froze her esophagus! O_o (from “Uncle John’s Presents: Book of the Dumb”).
I guess there’s a reason after all for that ice cream brain freeze.
darwin award!
Ya fink soah?
I fink u gotta akshully DIE doin teh stoopy fing to get a Darwin awward. To help winnow out teh stoopy genes befor dey get passd on. But frozen esofagus cud make u ded, I suppoz.
Ya, to win (?) da Darwin Award u mus b ded r unabl 2 bair kidz as result of stoopy behaviur. I tink dey haz honorubl menshuns fer tryin, tho.
http://www.darwinawards.com
Eye spend awl day yesterdai lookin at taht site…it’s verrah addicting!!!
Mebee wee kin gibbz dat laydee awnerehree menshun?
ok, weel give her poyntz for effort. mebbe next time, eh?
i hassed it.
no…
floorz hass it.
BWAAAAAAIN !!!
I liked the caption “Invisible stitchwork” better
ohai, kevin. i finks u an oncetajinxks have gud ideer 4 captions! luk like kitteh have us awl in stiches soon!!!
“invisible kat’s kraddle”?
Yes – invisible stichwork IZ better – tho boi threding a needle is reelee relee funny.
Invisible ice cream cone is nice – but duzzent hav the comic “punch.” Just – iz what it iz.
Mmmm goodie! I wantz yours 2!
x
y i cann no ad 2 faver its
OHAI Chris, saw yer ??? it is because this lol was
“before” the favorites button was added.