Comments on: well MTV, this mah tree

By: ivy

ivy — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:18:45 +0000

This is a good one. Its really hard to take picture of a squirrel posing like that unless its CG.

By: guitarfreak

guitarfreak — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:57:10 +0000

and dis is Magenta, mah toy truck! I ridez it around teh backyard.

By: Perry

Perry — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:56:42 +0000

Lol, iz hiz cribs! I see’d a picuture ons fotobukket lic dis… 2 coot.

By: eLLdaRR

eLLdaRR — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:47:23 +0000

omg this pic is just too hilarious xDxD omg omg omg hahahahah lol

By: Marie

Marie — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:00:46 +0000

Cutest squirrl evrz.

By: Deeljehuiswerk

Deeljehuiswerk — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:59:58 +0000

Haha, squirrels are my favourite animal.

By: aaaaa

aaaaa — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:45:04 +0000

What’s going on here, then?

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:34:59 +0000

Fank yu awl – yes ai shoorly dus carry teh epipen wiv me – some of my co-werkers gotted awl eggsited after seein Pulp Fickshun an wanted to stab me inna hart, pls to note no stabbin in da hart rekwired, plz to stab in thye. Oar bedder still – keep dose nuts awai from me!

By: havekids2

havekids2 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:28:53 +0000

gotz to cawl helicat n airlift SJ to da ER-
des gonna gib u mani pokies, butz whenz deh dun uz wil feel beda- sorta manic n woozy at da same tim……
don furget to awsk fur da nice warmy blankies in da ER- deh is wundaful!- hope blanki warmer full- drsz keepz stealin da blankies!

oh noes! iz dat a WASP!!!!!! (runs awai wif epipen at da redi!….)

momcat

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:29:27 +0000

oahi, salleh!

wen i lived in taledo, i useta talks 2 da sqrls. i maked a funneh sown wif mah lipa n teefs. kinda sqeekeh. dey lissen 2 meh. in fact wun time i maked a sqrl mad at meh. he started walks toward meh flat on hiz feets an jabberin. i backt orf. doan knows whut i sayed, butt musta benn da bad in sqrl-talk.

so wen i move 2 dayten i tryed 2 talks 2 sqrls. (funneh, dare bees lotsa albino sqrls in dayten. furst time i sawded wun i fot ‘casper? dat u?’) dey no lissen. flat owt no lissen. like i nawt dares! i finks so iz aksent. dey no rekkonize mah sqrl-talk.

nao iz in columbus. hasn’t tryed sqrl-talk. i frayed ov rejektion.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:23:15 +0000

dey orta bee moar carefull
dare settin a bad xample
…

By: Kandyn

Kandyn — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:41:44 +0000

Der iz a skwurell dans. iz callded “Gray Skwurell” go-z:
Gray skwureull, gray skwurell, shayk yur bushee tayl
Gray skwurell, gray skwurell, shayk yur bushee tayl
Rinkul up yur littul noze, stick it inbuhtween yur toze
Gray skwurell, gray skwurell, shay yur bushee tayl!

I teechd that too mah kideez at camp

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:35:34 +0000

Jus liek teh wuns at Niagarara Fallz. Tehy noes wot tehy wants and they happy to tell joo!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:31:39 +0000

I love the idea of driving a porch. Do you do it sitting in your rocking chair?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:38:53 +0000

the ones in bryant park, Manhattan will flat MUG you. demanding little kritters.

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:40:52 +0000

…I wait for delivery
each day until 3
so lord won’t you buy me
a color tv…

By: wannasmile

wannasmile — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:14:42 +0000

One of your most genius posts to date…
http://www.wannasmile.com

By: teenie

teenie — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:15:47 +0000

hold on SJ, u b ok inna minnut. dis onlee hurtz a liddl

*grabz epi-pen*
*STAB!!!*

ok? now u can haz a sawft blankee frum teh CCC en som nut-free choklit. good fing u havd ur pen wif u! (u duz carree wun, ryte SJ?)

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:07:32 +0000

ai jest gotta do dis……

” oh lord wonchz by me ..a mersedes benz”
“mi frenz awl driv porches, ai must maek amendz”
“werked hard awl mi lif, wiff no helpz frum mi frenz”
“oh lord, woncha by me ….a Mercedes Benz”

“oh lord woncha by em a cul,ur TV..”
“diilin fur dallurz ..iz trying to fine me”

oh oh …mine goes blank……

nevvfer mine…we kan sinng teh furst (acckk did ai sai furst ….???? well shut mi mouff!” verce…..

awl togedder naow…

“oh lord woncha by me …a Mercedes benz…..”

etc. etc. etc. etc….. till sum wun finkz ov a noo eerwurm…..

GOTCHAZ !!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:00:31 +0000

aaacccckkkkkk SJ…..u waznt supposseded to eet teh nutz……

ok noaw no wun panic……

dats’ mi job !!!!! *runs inz sircle runs ina sircle*

‘wat’ll ai do ??? wat’ll ai do ??? waqt’ll ai do ???”

8tapz fingur awn chin….* “fink , fink , fink…..”

noaw salleh…ifn a balluun swellz up….an u wantz it to beed noawt swolled up….u stik a pin init…..!!! owwie dat mite hertz owr SJ….

“fink , fink, fink, fink,,,,”

HALP HALP HALP !!!!!!!! SJ gotted awl swolled up frum eetin teh mixxed nutz……we gotz to do sumfin for she getz ded !!!!!

dont wannz stik a pin in her to maek her nowt swolled…..

HALP HALP HALP…… we needz idears…..

By: SJ

SJ — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:37:16 +0000

Oh noes! Nawt teh mixxd nuts! Ai is lerjikk! *swellls up*

By: SJ

SJ — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:36:20 +0000

An teh mersaydeeses? Eberybuddy awn MTV gotta mersaydees.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:54:26 +0000

jusfoar tehere dirtee mowths.

srsly, skwirls has teh hiyest rashios uv sweare werds to uther werds ov all mammels.

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:18:25 +0000

Skwirlz don’t hibern8! Chipmunks due. But skwirlz r around in winter. Deh luv deh sunflowr seedz & korn I put out 4 demp. In deep snow itz funny watchz dem move. Most timez dey stay in deh treez & take a short cut over my roof which drivez mai kittehs NUTS!

BTW — the onez where I liv R wild, but in Boston, in the Common, u can feedz dem out ob yur hand. They have deh SOFTEST pawz!

Such sweet kreaturez. Vry Sassy & Funnee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:08:18 +0000

Wai thank yoo, salleh. How did yomgmsfmmvgh knoHommmghf ai laik mijjmmvghms nmmghghffts?

By: starling

starling — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:01:36 +0000

Sowndz paneful.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:52:08 +0000

It seems to mee taht they AWL ar maeking fun ov us!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:51:13 +0000

And, it seems, sukseeding fairlee well!

By: Dana

Dana — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:24:21 +0000

It seems that this one is making fun of us!

By: chewly

chewly — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:27:45 +0000

no, teh Aussie saylors din’t gloo my hand to teh tree… i’z jus chillin…

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:24:54 +0000

All your nuts are belong to us.

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:58:48 +0000

ai noes wat ur tawlkin about IBK…..izzint it jest tooo too frusteratin taht u cant snotgle taht floofy liddle belleh ??!!??!! an teh ’spressun awn itz fase…..so happitail !!!

onct a cupple ov yeerz ago…..me an my truu lov….(ok, truu lov fur a few yeerz….noawt furevver truuu lov) aniawai…..hadda walnut treez ina bakyard….an a bold az brassy sqwirrul livved in dat tree…an hee waz teh p***** off taht we has teh NERVE to liv in dat howse….so ani tyme we wood go into teh bakyard…..he wood skold us ….an starteded frowing dose walnutz at usn….an he hadda gud ame too !!!! an of corse we wood aluuz fergetz dat he waz up der…..un til *BONK* walnut hittededd teh top ov ur hed..OW …

he waz teh spunky critter…..nawt afrade ov anyfing oar aniwun…

By: karen

karen — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:54:33 +0000

an kittehs!!

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:51:31 +0000

ah ha !!! heer ai alluz thot taht u my fren Janet…weer jeswt lukin fur a gud exkusess to giv oawt a WHHOOO HOOO,

an ai see u haz been leedin me dwon teh gardun paff awl dis tyme….

u jest lukin fur an exzkuse to stuuffesses urself wiff teh mixxeded nutz……

*handz Janet a nise can ov mixxeded nuts* hav wun awn me !!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:47:55 +0000

I an’t been t’rowin’ acorns at peeple’s cars. Dat’s sumwun else. U heard rong.

By: Fiendishrabbit

Fiendishrabbit — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:29:22 +0000

See, dis tree is mah sanktury. wa me shyll, rylx….we I shillax

By: starling

starling — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:20:56 +0000

Mah ignoruns of populer kultur, let me shows u it.

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:35:33 +0000

tee hee…burger team sed “Buger team”

No, you grow up…been there and trying to back out ….

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:59:45 +0000

Yo MTV..i be DJ KrackaJack and home of WTREE 101.5

wach yerself…it gits really nutty round here with muh boys

By: bootawn

bootawn — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:31:35 +0000

lawls – skwerrel desh, birdyfud desh. Has lawng as dem skweerls nawt chayseen teh beirdies!

Ai alwayss remeberz teh “Far Side” comic wif teh skweerlz inna circlol wif dere pawz inna middlol. Teh capshun sez “nuts nuts Get ‘Em!”

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:23:44 +0000

an den weiz can awl flipz owr fuzzi tailz at da ‘noing hoomans…..

flipz
flipz
chittr, chittr
run rond twee in circelol !

momcat

weiz hadz lotz ub da sqwirelz in Oregun
-neber cud ackshowly keepz dem out ub da birdyfud-
gav up, deh hadz der own dishe…..

By: bootawn

bootawn — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:42:33 +0000

oar can mayke teh “cheecheecheecheechee chikka chikka chikka” noyse de skwerrels maykes wen day is innerupted bai big skerry hoomans.

By: octochan

octochan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:25:56 +0000

wuz a skwerl gonna do fur champagna?

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:14:32 +0000

gud poynt – woohoos always innicate teh enfuzeazm for danze.

*woo hoooo
woo hooo
grabz moar mixed nutz
fillz mouf agin*

By: alex

alex — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:59:42 +0000

Darn, I forgetted my knife to carve yur intiulls on dis here tree.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:59:03 +0000

home:
wherez it hangin’?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:52:04 +0000

tee, hee, hee,

dat jolk rlly smellz—w00f!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:50:07 +0000

globel warning: knot juss 4 polar-bares anymore…

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:23:26 +0000

In my mynd Iz seez him wif moar uv a Kawntinehntul (kwistuhfur wahlkin) vyyb

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:22:24 +0000

Skwurl habz himz tree andz
him nutz. Protekkshun frum t3h
wetthurr. Huu needz moar?

Warren deep insyde.
Insoolayted wiff mowndz ubz
fud. Lasts 4ebburr

Skwurl duzzn’t needz 2
leev, but himz awllso enjoyz
toarmenteeng Hewminz

Jack.