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dis whre da magik hapn
O, Rly? Cause mah fadder wuz a trees!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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nao, mak yurself at home! ^_^
happie nawt-secund to u!
ia dere a squirrl or tree danze?
iz tink teh squirrl dans isteh wun dat joo grab teh nuts an frow them…o,wate das also teh mtv dans
i bet lots uv magyk hapen dere.
Der iz a skwurell dans. iz callded “Gray Skwurell” go-z:
Gray skwureull, gray skwurell, shayk yur bushee tayl
Gray skwurell, gray skwurell, shayk yur bushee tayl
Rinkul up yur littul noze, stick it inbuhtween yur toze
Gray skwurell, gray skwurell, shay yur bushee tayl!
I teechd that too mah kideez at camp
YAY@!! Happeh nawt sekond to battlepanda!!
dank yu mimzoid and emma! i dun kno. any danze kan do.
hmmm
suirrel danse???
*sidestep sidestep kick
sidestep sidestep kick
run to teh tree in park
open can of mixed nutz
fill mouf to ovrflowing with dem*
(berry unimagininatif danze, sorry)
iz oh k. squirrlz knot nown fir der creatibidy enneywaz
jusfoar tehere dirtee mowths.
srsly, skwirls has teh hiyest rashios uv sweare werds to uther werds ov all mammels.
mimzoid - iz reelee kyoot danse!
Awl yoo need iz a woo hoo or two! (or a Whee - or whoopee)
*sidestep sidestep kick, sidestep sidestep kick
*sidestep sidestep kick, *sidestep sidestep kick* Whoooo Hooo!!
*run to teh tree in park, open can of mixed nutz,
fill mouf to ovrflowing with dem* Wmgmsfmmvgh Hommmghf!!
gud poynt - woohoos always innicate teh enfuzeazm for danze.
*woo hoooo
woo hooo
grabz moar mixed nutz
fillz mouf agin*
oar can mayke teh “cheecheecheecheechee chikka chikka chikka” noyse de skwerrels maykes wen day is innerupted bai big skerry hoomans.
an den weiz can awl flipz owr fuzzi tailz at da ‘noing hoomans…..
flipz
flipz
chittr, chittr
run rond twee in circelol !
momcat
weiz hadz lotz ub da sqwirelz in Oregun
-neber cud ackshowly keepz dem out ub da birdyfud-
gav up, deh hadz der own dishe…..
lawls - skwerrel desh, birdyfud desh. Has lawng as dem skweerls nawt chayseen teh beirdies!
Ai alwayss remeberz teh “Far Side” comic wif teh skweerlz inna circlol wif dere pawz inna middlol. Teh capshun sez “nuts nuts Get ‘Em!”
ah ha !!! heer ai alluz thot taht u my fren Janet…weer jeswt lukin fur a gud exkusess to giv oawt a WHHOOO HOOO,
an ai see u haz been leedin me dwon teh gardun paff awl dis tyme….
u jest lukin fur an exzkuse to stuuffesses urself wiff teh mixxeded nutz……
*handz Janet a nise can ov mixxeded nuts* hav wun awn me !!
Wai thank yoo, salleh. How did yomgmsfmmvgh knoHommmghf ai laik mijjmmvghms nmmghghffts?
Oh noes! Nawt teh mixxd nuts! Ai is lerjikk! *swellls up*
aaacccckkkkkk SJ…..u waznt supposseded to eet teh nutz……
ok noaw no wun panic……
dats’ mi job !!!!! *runs inz sircle runs ina sircle*
‘wat’ll ai do ??? wat’ll ai do ??? waqt’ll ai do ???”
8tapz fingur awn chin….* “fink , fink , fink…..”
noaw salleh…ifn a balluun swellz up….an u wantz it to beed noawt swolled up….u stik a pin init…..!!! owwie dat mite hertz owr SJ….
“fink , fink, fink, fink,,,,”
HALP HALP HALP !!!!!!!! SJ gotted awl swolled up frum eetin teh mixxed nutz……we gotz to do sumfin for she getz ded !!!!!
dont wannz stik a pin in her to maek her nowt swolled…..
HALP HALP HALP…… we needz idears…..
hold on SJ, u b ok inna minnut. dis onlee hurtz a liddl
*grabz epi-pen*
*STAB!!!*
ok? now u can haz a sawft blankee frum teh CCC en som nut-free choklit. good fing u havd ur pen wif u! (u duz carree wun, ryte SJ?)
gotz to cawl helicat n airlift SJ to da ER-
des gonna gib u mani pokies, butz whenz deh dun uz wil feel beda- sorta manic n woozy at da same tim……
don furget to awsk fur da nice warmy blankies in da ER- deh is wundaful!- hope blanki warmer full- drsz keepz stealin da blankies!
oh noes! iz dat a WASP!!!!!! (runs awai wif epipen at da redi!….)
momcat
Fank yu awl - yes ai shoorly dus carry teh epipen wiv me - some of my co-werkers gotted awl eggsited after seein Pulp Fickshun an wanted to stab me inna hart, pls to note no stabbin in da hart rekwired, plz to stab in thye. Oar bedder still - keep dose nuts awai from me!
Wat kinda majik? Majik wit teh hairbalz?
OT - pleez scuse mee, emma. ai just needz to bee where peeple can see.
Ebbrewun hoo can, go to “The Writer’s Almanac” an reed todai’s poem. Almoast liek it waz written fur us. Warning. Rather sad.
yes, JCH4K. Is rather sad. But good.
Bet cheezpeeps know lots of good pomes bout the kittehs and other creeshurs.
Awww….naoh I wanna kwai…
Ooooo!! emma! Ai just seeded whut yoo sayed!! Taht bee sum majik!
and stay out!!
i sum time use dat lolpic wifowt caption cause sqrl so kyewt!!
sqrls - dey so cheekeh an kyewt same time!!
ai noes wat ur tawlkin about IBK…..izzint it jest tooo too frusteratin taht u cant snotgle taht floofy liddle belleh ??!!??!! an teh ’spressun awn itz fase…..so happitail !!!
onct a cupple ov yeerz ago…..me an my truu lov….(ok, truu lov fur a few yeerz….noawt furevver truuu lov) aniawai…..hadda walnut treez ina bakyard….an a bold az brassy sqwirrul livved in dat tree…an hee waz teh p***** off taht we has teh NERVE to liv in dat howse….so ani tyme we wood go into teh bakyard…..he wood skold us ….an starteded frowing dose walnutz at usn….an he hadda gud ame too !!!! an of corse we wood aluuz fergetz dat he waz up der…..un til *BONK* walnut hittededd teh top ov ur hed..OW …
he waz teh spunky critter…..nawt afrade ov anyfing oar aniwun…
oahi, salleh!
wen i lived in taledo, i useta talks 2 da sqrls. i maked a funneh sown wif mah lipa n teefs. kinda sqeekeh. dey lissen 2 meh. in fact wun time i maked a sqrl mad at meh. he started walks toward meh flat on hiz feets an jabberin. i backt orf. doan knows whut i sayed, butt musta benn da bad in sqrl-talk.
so wen i move 2 dayten i tryed 2 talks 2 sqrls. (funneh, dare bees lotsa albino sqrls in dayten. furst time i sawded wun i fot ‘casper? dat u?’
dey no lissen. flat owt no lissen. like i nawt dares! i finks so iz aksent. dey no rekkonize mah sqrl-talk.
nao iz in columbus. hasn’t tryed sqrl-talk. i frayed ov rejektion.
wheres the bling?
An teh mersaydeeses? Eberybuddy awn MTV gotta mersaydees.
ai jest gotta do dis……
” oh lord wonchz by me ..a mersedes benz”
“mi frenz awl driv porches, ai must maek amendz”
“werked hard awl mi lif, wiff no helpz frum mi frenz”
“oh lord, woncha by me ….a Mercedes Benz”
“oh lord woncha by em a cul,ur TV..”
“diilin fur dallurz ..iz trying to fine me”
oh oh …mine goes blank……
nevvfer mine…we kan sinng teh furst (acckk did ai sai furst ….???? well shut mi mouff!” verce…..
awl togedder naow…
“oh lord woncha by me …a Mercedes benz…..”
etc. etc. etc. etc….. till sum wun finkz ov a noo eerwurm…..
GOTCHAZ !!!!
…I wait for delivery
each day until 3
so lord won’t you buy me
a color tv…
I love the idea of driving a porch. Do you do it sitting in your rocking chair?
chawming to met joo, mai iz has de pleazur of a not second dans? (b0ws)
Ohkai, MTV nowz u can leaves! tanks foar stoppin bai!
c’mon in an I’ll show u ware I do my bestest work - the luv branch. all teh squirrelly biotches is juss waitin for teh chance to see that speshal part of my crib.
U liek mah crib?
Iz maed outta solid oak.
dis grate hood, too. 50 scents libs nex door n bow wow across da road.
tee, hee, hee,
dat jolk rlly smellz—w00f!
“I gots a bran noo hawse/ An a bafroom I can play baseball in/
An a king size tub big enuff/ for ten plus me/
mah new pinewud floar
let meh pimpt to ur eyez
mm nao where my nut box?
an dat my cuzn sleepin on tha floor.
dis where i hang mah nutz !
U noze whut dei sez….wherebbur u hangz ur nutz, dat wher hoam iz…
home:
wherez it hangin’?
Sowndz paneful.
Hibernashun ….
…I’m doin’ it rong!
(is too hawt to sleep awl day!)
globel warning: knot juss 4 polar-bares anymore…
Skwirlz don’t hibern8! Chipmunks due. But skwirlz r around in winter. Deh luv deh sunflowr seedz & korn I put out 4 demp. In deep snow itz funny watchz dem move. Most timez dey stay in deh treez & take a short cut over my roof which drivez mai kittehs NUTS!
BTW — the onez where I liv R wild, but in Boston, in the Common, u can feedz dem out ob yur hand. They have deh SOFTEST pawz!
Such sweet kreaturez. Vry Sassy & Funnee.
the ones in bryant park, Manhattan will flat MUG you. demanding little kritters.
Jus liek teh wuns at Niagarara Fallz. Tehy noes wot tehy wants and they happy to tell joo!
Skwurl habz himz tree andz
him nutz. Protekkshun frum t3h
wetthurr. Huu needz moar?
Warren deep insyde.
Insoolayted wiff mowndz ubz
fud. Lasts 4ebburr
Skwurl duzzn’t needz 2
leev, but himz awllso enjoyz
toarmenteeng Hewminz
Jack.
an kittehs!!
In my mynd Iz seez him wif moar uv a Kawntinehntul (kwistuhfur wahlkin) vyyb
wuz a skwerl gonna do fur champagna?
Darn, I forgetted my knife to carve yur intiulls on dis here tree.
Yo MTV..i be DJ KrackaJack and home of WTREE 101.5
wach yerself…it gits really nutty round here with muh boys
tee hee…burger team sed “Buger team”
No, you grow up…been there and trying to back out ….