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Luk out beloooooooowwwww!!! Thud!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JANET!! We do the Tiger Rhumba for you…..
*Swing yer partner*
paw paw paw
*Do sei DO*
paw paw paw
*Twirl around*
paw paw paw
Okay I dizzy…….
Concatulayshuns Janet! O hai der be a song abowt u in Rockeh Horrer Pixtur Show. Any udder kittehs no wut I iz tokkin ’bout?
yay Janet!!
gibs you a beeeeeeg booookay of lubly flowurs like teh wons on teh sound ub myuuusic. (wwe has to walk around teh ladee who keeps bowing and bowing and bowing)
whut kidn of danz we doing?
oops didn’t see teh tiger rhumba above…
JANET !!!!!! u teh nawt secund !!!! oh joi! oh rapshure !
*clasps hanz wiff glee*
oh oh oh oh oh wat danse’ll we do ? wat danse’ll we do ?
ai waz at teh wallymerk yessturday an saw dose shooz kidz can getz….u noes teh wonz wiff teh wheelz builded in ? so lukeded an lukeded but no siezses 8, pooey…den ai waz ina growed up sedcshun of teh shooz an saw “skate shooz” an ai gotz awl eggsited…oh boi thot ai……but alas…..dey waz maed fur skatbording…..ai suppozes dat iz gud ai coodn’t get teh wonz wiff wheelz….ai do braqke easi,….hav sinse ai waz a kitn…..
ah but teh joi ov dis plaise….iz dat heer ai can ware dose fingz…….
but teh sawng dat leeped in my hed rite awai waz “hole dat tiger” an awl teh werdz ai noes is “hole dat tiger”……
*salleh lases up kool shooz wiff wheelz awn dem*
“Hole dat tiger”
ai forgotted dat ai nawt berry gud at skates
*skatez to teh leff arms flailing wildly…*
“hiole dat tiger”
*skates to the rite, armz flainling wildly….grabbing Janet az ai goes by*
ok…..maibi dat nawt suches a gud idear……ai’ll jest sit down..till sumwun else (dat’s ur hint Janet). figgurez oawt a noo danse…..
hai Salleh- sumhow habn’t seen you in a few daze, musta been spinnin in difrunt cirkuls. Howreya doin?
joinz in wif teh
hode* taht tiguh!!
(skate-plunk)
hode taht tiguh (sung frum floor)
(piks sef up)
hode taht tiguh!
(*hode=hold wen you hab teh code in teh hed)
Ai is still in mai tygurrr costoom form teh horsie pikchur - but yu is welcom to hold me! Apart form teh yung nekkid gy, Alan Rikman and Danyul Craig (in teh tiny speedos) Ai’s not had a hug sins LAST YEER!
i joyn in the happee dans fur J4K!!! I soe prowd ov yoo!
But whyle we dansing, yoo awl be karefull nawt to grab mai arms pleez. They ar still bery sore.. I fink sumfings rong, akshully. Dey ar worse dan yesserdai, and awl I did yesserdai was rest, ice dem, rest moar, and take a hot baff. But dey are terribibbel payne todai. An I still cawn’t strayten them .. worse dan yesserdai!! Is bery bad.
But I happee for J4K!
*dans, twirl, dans*
Oh, an I will hug Ambercat! I needz hugs too! Jest be jentil wiff mai arms! Fankoo.
zippycat……..wat awn erfff did u do to ur selv ????? has u been to see teh docutur yet????
ai noes ! u can do teh “frenchy frize danse”
hole ur arms at ur sidez an…….
*jump an hole ur hed to wun sidez*
*jump an hole ur hed to teh odder sidez*
iz eesi…….
an oh mi gudnessess…ai almostest forgotteded…
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an fer ouwr own JCH4K hoo iz teh nawt furst on suches an awspishus dai…
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dats weird wus sposed to be hugs for Ambercat!!
twy agin
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concatulations Janet
:joining the danz
concatulations Janet!
*Rumba rumba rumba
wheelie weelie weelie*
Surely you must be listenin’ to the ‘Tiger Rag’
“Oh, dat tigger! Oh, dat tigger! Oh, dat tigger!”
yeah! leaderoftheband is playiing it rite nao at teh boddum of teh payge!
What EVAR kinna dantz we duz, can it involve a snorgle of taht tummie? A tyger-tummie-snorgle wud go on fur a wile, wudn’t yu think?
*whirls and twirls*
*rhumba rhumba*
*HOLE dat tyger*
*SNORGLE taht tummie*
*fawls down laffin at teh silliness of it awl*
I yushuly lyk teh stripey belleh, but sumhow I not eeger to snorgle dat belleh.
I fink iffen yoo cud knoe yoo wud be sayfe, it wud be AMAYZIN to snorgle a tigre tummee! I wud lub it. Imajin that thick fur. Wud it be corse, liek a big goggies? Oar wud it be lawng and sawftee? I wud snorgle a tigre tummee in a hartbeet if sed tigre wud let me!
Tiger belly snorgles are the best. Long, soft hair. More coarse in the winter, softer in the summer. More coarse on the back, softer on the belly. Warm and smells good. (Kind of musky but very, very tiger.) It’s my favorite thing, snorgling tigers.
So…tell how it is you get to snuggle tigers!
Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know. We’s jealous.
I am most most fortunate to work here:
http://www.bearcreeksanctuary.com/
I volunteer at Bear Creek. We have about 115 animals, 17 of them are Siberian tigers. I’m also the webmaster and one of the official photographers. It’s the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done, I’ve been there about 4 years. There are photographs of all of our animals on the site, and a few of me scattered through. One on Woody’s page, I think. (Meet Our Animals, then Lions, then click on Woody’s picture to go to his page.
Sorry, tried to post the URL for where I work, but it didn’t post?
Anyway, Google “Bear Creek Wildlife Sanctuary” and that’s where I’m most most fortunate to volunteer. I’m also the webmaster and one of the official photographers. I’ve been there about 4 years. There are photos of all of our (about 115) animals on the site, and some of me scattered through. If you go to Meet Our Animals, then Lions, then click on Woody’s picture you’ll go to his gallery page. I think there’s a picture of me with him on his page. We currently have 17 Siberian tigers.
What a wonderful place to wotk! I really enjoyed your website. Is that you petting tht __VERY LARGE___ lion? Loved the photo of the young tiger with snow all over his face!
Best wishes for you and the animals!
Thankoo 4 sharin this wiv us. Wot wunderful annimules an an AWESUM playss to werk. Wishing joo evry suckcess and sukx to the caertrolls hoo are givin joo a hard tiem.
You’re quite welcome and thanks muchas. I will snorgle and floof all the big kittehs (the safe ones) tomorrow for everyone. Yes, that’s me with Woody. He’s a SWEETHEART! (But we are very, very careful with all of our big guys.) Kamen, the snow baby, is 16 months old now and weighs about 250 pounds. (We don’t play with him any more!)
We don’t pay much attention to the trolls, we know that we take the best care of our animals. Most of them were taken away from people who thought they’d make good pets. They DON’T! They love us but are still wild and can be very dangerous, especially if they don’t know you and don’t trust you. And I can’t even *begin* to tell everyone what a BAD idea it is to tease a tiger.
So everyone, don’t have exotic pets! Go love the ones at your local zoo or sanctuary. They will love you back for it.
Dana — what an awesome place. You’re lucky to work there. Have added it to my list of places to visit.
Peeps, Woody the Lyon is great, but I dares you to go to that site, click on tigers, and go to pix of Karmen. Watch out for headsplortz big time.
yay Janet! w00t!
conkatchumalayshuns awn ur nawt sekind! ai wud dants, butt ai juss finishd eetin mah lunsh…muss ress fur at leest an hour befur dantsin.
hai, spykesmom happeeICHC annibersary. I sees yore abatar butt kant tells wut it be.. wuddizzit?
ohai mary! r yoo at awl intrestid in teh paytreeuts futbawl gayme dis weeken?
mah abatar…its a row ob rubber duckees. ai hab a fing fur rubber duckees…ai can has dem awl obber mah deks. n ai meen AWL OBBER teh playse…awn mah speekers, awn tawp ob teh cubee walls, a pickshur on teh wall, etc. ai fink taht ovver dan kittehs, rubber duckees r mah fayvrit animule.
ai awlso had to chanj mah yooser nayme wen ai got mah noo WerdPress akount. hadda take teh _ owt. odder wyse its teh sayme.
i sorreee, spykesmom, i not a futbawl fan. butt i celebrate wif you if dey winz!
ps wuz in Willifrantic t’other day to shawp at BJs. i fink yure frum dere?
IT IS POURING RAIN HERE IN HEBRON and we just had THUNDER?!
huhnh….
mebee i shud borry sum ob yure rubberr dukies to float in teh water…
Janet eben the tiger kitteh is dansing for Uz luk at himz jazz pawz
Woo hoo for ur nawt second Janet! Ai wud danss but ai am bery BERY danjeruss woman when awn weels so will leave teh weelyshoos awf an just start fixin teh coktayls.
ai wud lyke a kranberry joos wiv teh lime bubbul watter (seltser/carbonated watter, whutebber yoo kawls it) plz.
eye’ll hab my ushuwall (fur wintur)
hawt choklit, peppermint kandy kane stirrer
(no olive)
yays - Janet, I joins in wif ur happi dansin!
*rhumba rhumba
wheelie wheelie
Hold Taht Tyger
Snorgle snorgle
Woooooot!*
Congrachumalyshuns!
(also - is Friday ebening heer and I are in No Moar Work For Teh Weekendie Mood)
Happitayl nawt-secund, Janet! I join danse laet - stoopy work awais gets bizzy at foreoclok on Friday. Doan dey kno t’morra’s Caturday?
*rhumba rhumba*
*wheelie wheelie*
ut oh - sawry, handikat. I runned ova yr toesies with mii whiilie-shooz. Iz b givns u sum choklits to maek it awl bedder….
Thank yoo awl fur the amazing hugs an danzes an coktails - an ebreeting!!
Ai luked at taht “no comments - wif taht amaizing tiger - an ai just cudnt’ beleeve it.
Salleh - taht’s awl there iz - Just “Hold that tiger.”
An too evereewun - ai has just seen taht ai must share this lufflee Nawt Second” wif Cookie’s human, hoo waz purrhpas just seconds *snert again* behine mee! An she’s celereebrating her Coptic Krismuss nao - so iz dubble nice fur her!
OMG.
*hed desk*
*crais*
Mai lubblee fren Janet is teh furstee an I am off at work an missed teh hole partee!!!
Oh, teh humanitee!
*wallows in greef*
*tinks ub wai too make it up*
/
I thot ub it…….
To the hyooman: Let the tiger win!!!!!
star war ref?let teh Wookie win…
Star Wars Ep IV: A New Hope ftw!
SW Ep I ft pleh. Do not want.
Alwaz makez me think of George Tenent!
(Iraq = slam dunk!_)
Cheeezes Twice! Itz a stoopy war- get back in merika adn dew some strategery…
this just in :h3ll has frozen over- there has been snow reported in Baghdad.
seriously. nawt making it up!
global klimate change-let me show you it?
REELI TROOOLI ??????????
gullibal salleh beleefz evveryfing…..
iz reely troo??
i herd it awn teh NPR,nyooos update adn tehy yushually tell teh twoof. unless itz Aprul Foolz day.
jest to make shure i wuznt imaginininging it i googled it- see if tihs werks:
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5huPkYk4bGVvo1Sa1tWeH-tgENiFw
http://www.google.com/article/ALeqM5huPkYk4bGVvo1Sa1tWeH-tgENiFw
try taht- I putted anudder linky but it got eated
ah libz in teh norf. we getz snostrom, 60 degreez weddur, tornadoe warnig, raynstrom jus teh odder weak.
wOOt !!!!!!!!
must be bery eggsiting wher u liv……
Noo Ingerland, mebbe? Mark Twain sez u can has 57 kinds of wevver in a minnit, or sumpin like dat.
I can has zact quote plz?
Dunno ‘bowt Noo Ingerland, but, here in Mizzery, we sez, ‘Don’t lyke teh wevver? Wayt jes a minnit…. it’ll chaynj!’
Nysss to see tho that el tigre is gettin hims exercises!
HOLY F***ING S***!
thas what I would be thinking too!
HOLY CRAP ITS A TIGER——GET IN THE…..WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING WITH THE WHEEL AND PEDDAL……OMG…..I CAN’T EVEN THINK….DUCK….RUN…NOOO…..RUN…..HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIKESSSSSSS
(tiger burps thinks ” luvly snak adn wuz entertaining, two”