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Is Ok?… Is only mostly dead?
Neigh.
OM NOM NOM
HAY SUP!
I loled so much at that picksur it is now my desktop wallpaper!
Hay Sus!
(Sorry for not speaking in LOLcat)
There’s every possibility the horse is just tranquilized. Placing a cloth over a horse’s eyes is a common method of calming them.
He’s dead Jim
but not as we know it!
star trek references, yes!
ded Jym ded!
Star trekking, kross teh yoonivers,
On teh starshup Enturpryz,
Undah Kaptin Kirk,
Star trekkin, kross teh yooniverz,
Boldlee goin 4wurd, kos wii kant fynd reburs!
I read dills comment and was just goona do that, darn.
I bied this rekord (45!) in Skotlend when ther in 1987. My frend over ther taut it to me as we wer hiekin threw the hillz! Had a ruff tyme gettin it bak to Mishigun in one peace! wurth teh trubble, thow. Is bery funnie song! Kool to cee hear!
(returning to lurk!)
Well, u cannit change teh lawz of fyzix…
dammit Jim I’m not a magician!
AH’m a doktur Jym, nawt a betrinairein!
he can’t be dead – he’s not wearing the red uniform
( can I get a to go box for this ? )
Dat da big box wif da xtra frys??
what the h3ll, just slap it right on my 4ss with all the other holidaze goodies
Yah!!!
OT – shood Aye be wurreed dat mah aygnawg duzzint esspire until da 20th? Kinda still taysts nummee to me…
No kidding! The away team always included Captain Kirk, Doctor McCoy, Spock, and Ensign Johnson! So, who’s gonna die this time? Duh…
ZOMG, on ma uvver blawg, I do awl da kwizzes an stuff. So, uv cors I do da ‘which Trek karaktrr R yoo mos liek’.
It sed I mos liek a Red Shirt. I tink ma blawg tryin ta kill me….
Himz not Ensign Expendable?
GASP!
You mean, this horse might actually be alive and not dead!
Inconceivable!
U keeps uzin dat wurd. I doz not thinks it meens wot u thinks it meens.
Teh awesomeness of teh Princess Bride FTW XD
Rodney Dill congratulayshuns awn teh firstie post. May ai suggest sumfink for teh sellybrayshun? In mai awfiss tuday wun of teh peeps is gowin to a hen weekend an came in wiv a byootiful floofy pink fevver boa. (Ai fort of Stend immeediately). She has been warin it in teh awfiss an we has decided taht from now awn we will nawt has “dress down Friday” we will has “dress UP Friday”.
So, perhaps we can awl take sumfin from teh dressin up bawcks todai an ware it wiv pride. In teh spirit of tihs pickshur, ai has a cowboy hat awn an a jakkit wif teh fringes. How bowt u?
I always dress up as Thor on fridays…. doesn’t everybody?
Aren’t yoo sposed to dress as Freia awn Friday an Thor on Thursday? Bu tehy ar siblings – so iz OK. Ai’ll bet yoo luk moast attraktive in yur Thor outfit.
They is not siblings! ^_^ From too difrint tribes even! Thor be teh Aesir an Freya be teh Vanir!
Is Norse Geek. Do love Thor. He lovely.
I wus gonna sai that! GMTA.
Wullz, Thor an’ Freya may not be siblingz, but Thor dressed up as Freyaz wunce.
No; I R drezzed as Cptn USA!
Gigglolz!!! Ai din’t expect YOO to come as Freia, deer paws4thot – but nao taht yoo menshun it, mai imaginashun iz werking overtiem. But ai ma shur yoo luk quite spiffee in ur Cptn USA outfit as well!
don fugetz two bringz yur hammer!
(stoopi boss…. WHAMMM!- can u tell I had baaaad dai?)
momcat
Nawt quite in teh spirit ov teh pikshure – but ai’m purring awn mai favriet dirndl left over frum mai skool days in Austria.
It haz a pale green linnin bodice wif pritte silver buttons, a green an white gathered skirt, a lavender print apron (tied wif a bow in the sidefrunt, of corse), an a prittee white blouse wif short puffy sleeves wif a liddle ruffle.
Congratz, deer rodney. How totallee wunderful to be the FURST WUN TO BEGIN THE JOYOUS ANNIVERSAREE CELEBRASHUNS!!
HAPPEE ANNIVERSARY TO AWL.
Janet ai has vishun of u running up a meadow in ur lovely dirndl, singin “Teh hills is alive….wit teh sownd of lolspeek…” Brings a teer to my eye!
Happy first birfday ICHC!
SJ – funneh yoo shud say taht – ai am akshullee In taht moovie. Just an extra of corse – yoo hav to have a verree larj screen an bee quick to see me – but it can bee dun.
WOW Janet, u is teh faymuss!!! Can ai has ur awto…orter…ottur…. can u rite ur name awn dis pees of paper plz?
Awltho – ai must cormfess – ai has ackshully neber seen teh moovie. Ai fink ai may be teh only wun.
Ah haz, an ah noze jst haw mush teh Awestryans tink teh fillum R nawt so grate reelli. Nothin 2 do wit JCH4K; iz kaws ob hou it maglz Awestryan geeograffi. Fur eggzampl, teh “alpine meddo” wher Joolee Andreuz sing “Teh Hills R alibe” R Salzburg Ayrport, an the Konbent R 50 mylez frawm dehr!! An teh Alp dehy klymz @ teh end, 2 go 2 Switzerlund; iz ackshullee teh klym 2 Bechtesgaden (Yes, Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest).
SJ, UR nawt onlee wun whoo nawt seen movie; Ai don care for moosicals (wun exception: RHPS!) butt naow that Ai nose JCH4K iz innit, Ai may has to rent moofie. Watch w/sound owf, tho; DO NOT WANT moosical! Ugh. Sawry for fans of SofM, but dat’s jus mee.
Janet, congrats on teh 15 seconds of fame!!!! Verry kewl!
Janet, u in a soun uff muzak muvee!!!! U HAS tu tell uz wear!!! Ai lub dat muvee!!
an teh church iz in Mondsee, 30 kms away, an teh palace she goes into teh furst tiem wehn she’s dansing down the rode wif her guitar (rode is rite) waz a hoam fur studenz at teh Mozarteum – ai knew it well – an she openz the door – goez into a Hollywood set – an goez out the bak an iz maybee a km or 2 in a diffreunt palace. Enuff to maek wun quite dizzee.
an paws iz so rite – we alwayz had teh gigglols to see them escaping frum teh Nazi’s bai climbin up to the Eagle’s Nest!!
An iz also troo – Austryuns think (or at leest thot) movie was a bit stoopee.
To Tribble – yoo will never find me – ai can hardlee find me (*heddesk* – yoo also hav no idea what ai luk liek!!! giggle). So – ai can speek again. Ai am in teh church fur the wedding, on the right hand side near wun ov the pillars, an ai am also in teh audience in the scene in the Felsenreitschule where the Trapp famblee sings just befoar escayping. It waz nite werk an we got payed DUBBLE!!
an the flowers bouquets tehy gave to the runners-up – remember? Ai GOT THOSE!!! :blush” cuz ai wuz dating teh asst to the propman. Long storee – ai tell sum otter tiem.
Darn – liek Teho – wun lerns and then furgets!!
THERE!!
Dats so wow!!
Ail watch dis weekend, see iffn ai cant gess enniewei
omigosh J4k!! I lub dat moofie, and I will luuk fur yoo nekst tiem I wach it! Dat is SOOO neet taht yoo got the flowers!
Yay!!
oooh! Go JCH4K! soundz lik teh hillz was alive wit the soundz of romance fur u!
JCH4K adn otherz- thanks fur the SofM info. I lubbed teh movie as a child & teh toons are lubly eerwrums .
Onced ey wurked in a pribate prep skool in Mazza chew zeds adn tehy liked to fink of demselves as eau-sew-smart. Dey had teh “multee culcher all day” ebbery year adn wuld plan teh curriculum round a diffrunt contry ebbery year-music, geography, etc.
Won yeer it wuz “Austreeya”.
Guess wut teh myusic teecher (i wuz lowly paino teecher-no influunce)chose as teh myusic : yew gassed it-The Sound of Muzic.
I stillll giggloloing obber all teh munnnies teh parentz spended to send there kiddehs to get a gud edumacashun adn tehn being taught taht awl yew need to know about Austreeya is in teh Sound of Mussic.
Ai has seen teh Sownd ob Moosik mennee mennee tyms. But nebber, Ai tink, sober! Prolly for teh best…
Yah, dat drinkin gaym will git yoo ebree tiem!!!
I lurve dat moovee! Ahem… I meen, iz good moovee, Joolee Androos is da bom. Pitcher uv Yeer da yeer I wuz bornded. (Soree Janet!)
I liek da seen wer da oldist gurl iz dansin wif her Naughtsee beau. Dat actriss had sprainded her ankul dat day, an still did dat seen! In sum shawts, yoo kin see da skin-culurd rappin awn her ankul. Ahh, yoot.
LOL about da ‘escayp by climin to Swisserlin’: Fryin pan, meet Fyre!!!
Yah, Happi Berthday ICHC!!! Thahnks four keyping mi bizy at wurk teh last yeer or soh!
Gruiss Gott frau janet. Wei getts ist einen?
um wen ai need teh lederhosen (and sometimes you just do, you know?), ai goto http://www.ernstlicht.com
Ackshully – teh girl wif teh fevver boah AWLSO has teh lederhosen, butt she is nawt waring tehm in teh awfiss. She has offered to show us tehm tho.
Ahm wearin mah lederhosen… leder!
Danke vielmalz, Herr paws. Mir geht’s serh gut Heute. Aber – sind wir immer noch per Sie?? Und – ich muss sagen, ich habe schon bemerkt dass Sie offentsichtlee auch Deutsch sprechen. Darf ich fragen – warum? Ich meine – lebten Sie auch mal in Oesterreich?
Danke sohn janet.
Sorry, but my German’s kind of rusty. Ah nawt goez on hollydai 2 North Jermani; ah goez 2 Bavaria and Awestrya, and maibee SudTyrol, so ah speekz teh Low Jerman mostlee.
But where – where were yoo – an wai? And when? And how long. paws, if yoo hav tiem, ai’m gonna invite yoo to mai blog thingy – if ai can find it again. Had to sign up to talk to Teho!!! I want to heer about this.
Edelweiß, Edelweiß,
Du grüßt mich jeden Morgen,
Sehe ich dich,
Freue ich mich,
Und vergeß meine Sorgen.
Schmücke das Heimatland,
Schön und weiß,
Blühest wie die Sterne.
Edelweiß, Edelweiß,
Ach, ich hab dich so gerne
or in ingerlish…
aydelvice aydelvice
Eber mornin u greets mai,
Small and wite
Cleen and brite,
u luk happee to meet mai.
Blossom ob sno,
May u bloom and gro
Bloom n gro 4eber.
aydelvice aydelvice
Bless mai hoamland 4eber
nao TEHRE iz a eerwerm!
No kiddin!!! Getitowt!!!
awwwwwwwww. i lubs tihs eerwurm….
>applawsz<
an Respec’.
Yes – she knows hau to do the umlauts and the sharp eses. Ai hav yet to lern to do taht
copees n paystees gets oomlowts n Besses. i nawt taht gud!!
Awwwww – yoo dint has to confess!! ai wuz verree impresst. LOLZ!! Ai nebber, nebber thot to copee and payst! Ai will doo it frm nao awn. Tho – akshullee – it duzznt come up awl taht offen.
awwwwwwwww. i lubs tihs eerwurm….
hmmmmm-stoopy me putz comment in rong plaze…again….
(howdidoodat??)
hadz moosic box dat playd “eldewise”- wuz frum mai grandmacat whenz I was kitten- didn hab da hert to frow it awai….
skip forwardz two mani yers- when fishykitty waz bebe kitteh, she founded box n played it, n played it, n played it….. I kep hiden n she kep findin!
finali buried itz in a liddle box inside ub a big box in da bak ub da closet….. gotz RELIEF!
drove da gascat owt on a treelimb two…..
momcat
dressin up bawcks?
U meen teh Tickel Trunk?!?
Gladlee! *rummaje rummaje rummaje*
Haz yoo found enething yet?
So I haz. Iz a pirite wiv a eyepatch an tricorm hat! Yarrrg!
*does pirite/sailer type dancie*
i liekd Frenlee Jy-ant beddur tahn Mr Dressup.
Ai aparentlee wached teh Jyant wen ai wuz small but can barly member him…Mistur Dressup, tow…I lubbed him. Dressin up wuz prolly my favrit game! (An ai still lieks it…shh, don’t tell)
ai will dress as Indiana Jones
throw me the whip!
give me teh idol!
gasp!
u wantz a whip! whatz I two fink ub u gascat!
tsk, tsk, tsk!
momcat
heh heh, does tihs meen teh nawty barn fur me?
(by teh way, ai just fot ob dat ‘cuz ai has been on teh IMDB [tahts Internet Movie DataBase] message boards, speaking of which, ai m notising taht different websites get tehre own particular types of trolls, fur example, awn neery every movie board there is a ‘worst movie ever’ troll who writes one post and never appears again)
R yu awl still plain Dressing Up? tehre’s lots ob lubble costooms stull in teh bawks! Ai tink Ai’ll go for……..teh tyger costoom! Grrrr!! Grrr!! Ai is big scairey tyger with lubble plush fur an a lawng, swingy tayul!
Me neffew’s nrsry has dressin up dais; he went in his lyon costoom for teh dai. An teh nex dai. An wud has worn it teh nex but sistah hid it!
No hes not dead, we can beat him in good conscious.
Dun worry I is kidding, he no dead, he just sleepy, and wearing gang colors.
I R into sadism, beastiality and necrophilia; RI floggin a ded hors?
Dis maid meh snort. Lol.
and would that be the martha stewart gang??? cause honey – don’t F with martha, she’s MEAN
when she went inta de pen she shankeded the frirstist persone shed saw, wit her ornate chopsticks….. and that r a gud ting
FIRST!
ND I LOL’D!
yoo may nast bee furst, but ai am shur yoo lol’d!
*whispurrs* Deer exit. Is nawt a rool, but around heer we don’t shout “first.” Taht is a playce ov honeur and the burgerz go to those hoo reelee trai hard to say sumthing reasonablee clefur.
Taht’s way yoo has the low burger count – nawt becuz we duzzn’t liek yoo.
doan worree bowt it. most ub us showted first r firt tyme den lerned much kuler to be ‘nowt secund’ !
speshul welcum to u, exit.
Joyn the partee. we r celebrating ICHC’s (hab to say it) FIRST! anniversary!!!!
Taht is troo, philene. Fur a while, ai thot it waz what yoo were sposed to doo!!
I so hungree I cood it an octorok!
Zelda ftw!
Yeah, WTH is going on with that horse? His eyes are covered. They’re not about to shoot the thing are they?
Hawsie is under sleepeh-meddysin, cloth ovah fayse iz to mayk hawsie nawt skeered wen wayking ups.
Skared horsie? Do not want! Teh fabrik look pritty on him too and he gets nice nap.
Its awl gud, don worry Dawn! Teh kitteh can pritend to eet horsie coz horsie is okay.
Horsie is probly gettin oprashin to make hims an it. We calls it pickin his pockets. Makes horsie mush calmer and not stoopy aroun girly horsies.
Sigh-misses my horsie…him colicked last Jamary and him dieded-heart gave out. Hims was medicated and vettyman said him not in payne tho-
Awww, KimW, I is sowwy ur horsie is gone, dat so sads. If u goes to da Princess Mu maedow, u can let himz owt of ur hart an play wif him, den wen u leefs, he gows bak in ur heart to stay wif u alwayz.
No, if wuz horsie execution bai firin skwad, he’d haf a sigurette in himz lipz.
Him probly awtta b countin himz partz wen he wakes!
LOL!!!!!!
But what if horsie refused sigurette becaws he tryin’ to quits?
Donut beez teh sad, J4K! Horsie be much healthier when he quits. Be healthy for teh rest of his lif—
Oh.
Whoopsie!
Also, keeps stuff out of eyes when horse comes out of anesthesia- liek humanz, they sometimes thrash a bit when it wears off. Could be workin on trust training as well.
Not all lolponiez are calmed by blinfolding, but some are- it were the only wai my gelding would go in the wash stall. Also ramp trailers. Step-ups were fine, tho. #shrugs# Never did figure dat one owt.
mabee horse iz makin to do trikz? liek “lay doun horse!” an horse lai doun? mabee da clof to keeps owt da distrakshuns…
does he look like jane fonda to you?
( meanwhile back at the dance marathon, let’s see who gets that one )
“they shoot horses, don’t they”…dat what yu meen?
oh thank goodness. not an especially popular movie
DO. NOT. WANT. to chute horsies donut tehy?
sigh-
yez I mebers da Janey Fondu- butz dat nawt sock!
momcat
Me did, but not fazt enuf
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? FTW!!!! Yay – stend!!!
Luks moer like Celleen Deeon tahn Jaen Fondant to me. With jus a tuch ob Margret Thacher, around teh chin…
Dawn, ignore those low votes, I gave you five burgers. It’s not a bad thing to be concerned about the horsey. I never understood why people who express concern over the well-being of some of the animals in these pictures can get such a negative response from the audience.
oh- don wuri bout it two muchez- we haz LVT dat likz to randomli zap peepz fur naow purticulary gud reason…..
momcat
Eye remember when mai kitteh met mai daddeh’s horsey. Diamond da horse iz blind in one eye. Aye wu holding Tigger adn I walked up to Diamond. Diamond sticked his big ole nosy in Tigger’s face. Tigger hissed! Adn jumped! Adn runned under da bushes. He said NO WANT BIG MONSTER!!!
Mai frend had a horsey an a teenytiny Jak Russel terrier. Teh horsey wuz about a hunnerd times bigger tahn teh doggie but teh doggie used to scare teh c**p owta teh horsey. Is awl about attitewd.
LOL, wen we wood volumteer at horsee rescyoo, sumtiemz we camed home wif horseedoo awn R boots. Willem wood run up an rub an purr an lurve awn NEting whut smelld liek horsee. I fink he grimalkin kitteh, an wooda lurved a horsee fren. He lieked biggr an smallr uv NEbuddee he meeted. He were so sweet!
Pin teh tale on teh donkee. . .
Ur doin it SOOOO rong.
dats just teh kind of kitteh I wants!
gonna be afury ecspesiv feedn a horse eatin kitteh, you sure?
Mr ed plays blind kittehs bluff.
an heel nevver speek unless he haff sumthing to say
mr ed waked up fum him nap n 1derd “what for i has all dis kity fur FRoM?”
Ai fink we’s awl dun dat.
French kitteh seez nuthin rong wif horseburgers.
skyooz me mistur horsie
GET OFF MY LAWN!
The kitteh was OK until someone said ‘Frau Blucher’
*horse voice* EEE-hee hee hee hee! *rearin up*
Wondur wut’s got inta tehm…
lolz
Frahnken-steeen
Eye-Gore!!!
frowdrik
DA MONSTA!
momcat
Sweeet missteree uv lief et last Ive fownd yoo!!!!
I bet earz of horz are twitch and that is why kitteh wishes to tap tap tap them.
did pic is berry berry lols!
I can has OT question? I tink i brokded some protocols and messed up ma cheezburger submission. I are kinda noo here. I voted for my own pic, an many moar, den son voted for it on his puter on same netwurk. So when i put de little princess to bed i shows it to her and she said gib it moar cheezburgers on her puter (same netwurk). And it added hers to de count, but den when i looked later from my puter it no has any moar cheezburgers, and neber eber adds no moar votes frum anybody. Is ma submission in de time-out corner?
Ohai Ronda,
Ai doan fink yoo borked teh rools, yoo gets as mennie voats as yoo has ‘puters. An sins it were diffrent peepul voating it izzent cheeting in teh morul sens eether
Dunno if it’s relaytid but ai awlso have a prollem wif teh burger-voats in Fyrefox at teh moments. Juss voatered on lots of commints, an it sayd “fank yoo!” an putted 1 vote. Den ai refreshed teh paige, an awl my voats were gorn. Tried in innernet exploder an dere it worked fyne. Mebbe its teh saym fing?
Fank yoo! Mebee is sum glitch lik dat. I feels better now. Is not a big deel, but hated to fink I messed up sons pitcher.
dis suns pikchur, can iz has witch is it? srsly. iz needs checkin it owt, it be hims kitteh, or hims teh potografer or/?
Him takes de pic ub our kittehs, dey is on p 26 rat now, criss crosses tryin to sleep, but dey hangs off an not cumfy. Him likes teh cameras.
Votin 4 URself’s a iccle bit nawtee, but ah tink teh prawblum’z mawstlee jst Wurdprez bein teh stroppee, an mebbee a bit ob oddah cheezpeepz nawt tink UR foto awr cap R az guid az U do?
Yes, Ronda – no rool, reelee, but paws4thot is rite. We nermallee never foat fur ar selves bucuz – becuz taht taeks teh fun out ov it. Mutch moar fun to see what otter peeple think.
Of corse, sumtimes wun has posted so late that nobuddee EVEr sees it.
Gober is rite, Ronda. Tehre was a burger probem yerterday – or day too. Stranj burger doings awl over teh place. We were awl having probems.
Ai think yoo can voat as much as yoo can figure out how to!
But wayte!! you saiyd you voated fur yur own Pic? Yoo has a picchure heer?? Which wun izzit. We will awl go and voat fur it!
Joo is so sweet jch4k! But now i lolz too much, an i tells u storeez dat make me blush a liddul. Dis pic my sun takes, it haz 2 kittehs in der sleepy spot, but dey is hangin off of it, cuz dey is teenager kittehs and dey is suddenly too big. It sez “joo member when we was liddul an we fitted on here like dis?”. I fink it a lolpic, an neber notice other stuff in pic. Den sum kiddo recaps it an mawks my cassette tape holder! An it getz many moar lolz, cuz it troo! Dey ar frum 1982! But I haz old car, an it only haz cassette player, not cd. I sez, deer hubby, pleeez put in a cd player for me, him sez no, I gets u noo car, u just wait for dis wun to break. An dis car neber-eber breaks!!! Her has 186,000+ miles an purrs like a happee kitteh!! An so der I iz, wif teh music of my yooth, an now I feelz old awl of a sudden. An I blushez. But itz gud, cuz we needz teh lolz!
Sumtimez teh burgers gets borked….but venchulee dey gets dem fixxt.
Dis not funy if dis horsey is ded…i love horsies and kittehs too
naw, horse mos lykli nawt dedded, prolly sedated.
Kitteh halpz Hoarsee
duz lawtza feengz andz keepz himz
cumpannee awll day
Bawrn Yard Kitteh chekkz
awn herz tawll foar leggud frend.
See if himz needz help
Hoarsee iz nawt hurt.
Himz juss prakktisseeng strrretcheeng
owtz awn t3h grownd
Jack.
isn’t this a repeat?
And tonight, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Lux tu mee laik kitteh gonna plai wid hawsie’s forelock spreedin on groun. Pat id gennlee an comb id out
Kitteh.
Scalp masseuse in trainin’
Famed animal masseuse, Kitteh Hostelmeyer, begins her work day with “Tina”, a high society patron, shown with a Gucci scarf for privacy.
heeheee….*gigglolz* I dawnt no if aim missen somfing here, but issa funnee commint. Ai no can see burgers too giv tew yew, but ai finking burgers in yur jenrel derrekshun.
that’s gonna be one LONG massage…
can the three little kittens be doing her nails at the same time?
nope-
sry- da free liddli kittenz stillz beez off lukin fur der mittenz!
momcat
Did sumone order a cat scan?
*snerk* *splutter* *gasp*
&$#$@*&!!!!!
Ok oceangirl, Ai gunna send U teh bil fr fixin mai monitr iffen al dat kawfee Ai just spittid onnit mayks it borked!
What a great picture! love it!
annbb
horsy nots ded, buts mortyfyed bcuz of maed to wair horid hat.
hero kity com fix.
LOLZ!! Another reesun yoo were so missed. Yoo maek mee see what ai cannawt see awn mai own.
See what ai can do now?? All Thankx to yoo.
Hee hee Teho, so glad UR back…U has grate sense of absurd… wee missed yew! don’ be a stranger…..
kthnxbai!
Well, doan be any stranger than you already are, at least!
i noo dat wuz comin.
Kitteh has a cold. Is feelin a liddle hoarse.
is feelin a ginormous horse!
But they said this is in DOG food!
….BRING OUT YER DED, BRING OUT YER DED!!
“I’m not ded yet! I feel hapeee, I feel happeee….”
Monty Python & The Holy Grail ref FTW!
“I’m getting better…”
“No You’re not, you’ll be stone dead any minute now”
“Look, I can’t take him like this”
“Give me a moment on that…”
“der, der hawsie! U feehl faine soone!”
dr. tinycat, sr., demonstrate laying of healing paws
Oh philene – taht iz so sweet!!!!!
Horse landed badly afters Vogons tossded him frum ayrlok n hims trustee towill cubbers hims i’s. Kitteh has tuken hims buk wif “don pannik” ritten in larj frenlee letters on teh frunt. Kitteh is nao after hims towill.
Shhhhhh!!!
Lessee wut happens neggst!
“Hitchhiker’s Guide” tee-hee! I lub taht moobie. Kitteh don need horsie towill, he small enough for handtowill! Heer, Kitteh, I toss you wun of myne! You safe know!
Kitteh goin fur da Babblefishee!!
after cheking awl da comments verry releeved to kno horse nowt pinata for ICHC anniversary celebrashin.
teh hoars is eben moar releevd to know dis
or ‘pin da tayl’
Horsey and kittehs can be bestest buds!
A story about a horsey Butter Bean and his bestest kitteh friend Weazel is at http://www.wral.com/lifestyles/pets/blogpost/2271059/.
The pics are really sweet!
Awwww! Much kyutes!
Kitteh trais to retern unwontid Krissmuss present wyl horsee sleeps. Dusnt kno: Shud nawt luk gift hors in teh mouf.
thnkyuverreemush, Ai’m heer awl week!
Kitteh axes hoarsie: “Y teh long face?”
Da horsee’s relakst lip iz crakin me up! blblblblblbl- grab!
An his relakst horsee smiiiiiile……
An dat kitteh is tinkin “hmmm, where I grab to drag dis home?”
Dr Quinn, MedicinCat, tayke up teh slak win Dr TinyCat iz bizzy een teh ER…
It’s my horse and cat. Horse is named Three, cat is named Brad Pitt. Horse had some surgery (removal of 2 teeth and removal of skin tumor) and was just tranquilized. Yeah, cloth over eyes keeps them down and asleep longer. He was on his feet within 45 minutes.
He iz pretty horsie. I thot mebby he was gettin’ gilded or sumfin.
When I got my pone gilded tey put teh cloth over hims eyes when they laid him down so he wouldna see that they wuz gonna whack off his dangly bits and pieces.
Nah, it was acshully to keep teh dirt outa hims eyes and stuff.
Ahh I’m glad to hear that. Minute ago I though the horse was dead TT__TT
Dat orse iz not ded… Is jus on da good drugs – he iz probably getting iz balls chopped.
The horse is getting ready to get fixed. And yeah, they put the cloth over their eyes to calm them down.
iz dat a hourse r an @$$?