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A Mother’s Day present from the heart.
C’s h what prezint does U wantz on this occashun?
Great firsteh posteh!
A GREAT prezint would be some help cleaning my house and cooking for 2 prepare for a dinner party tomoorrrrow.
But since dat be unlikely, I’ll take a slow dance to Andrea Bocelli’s “Con Partiro” which I be listning 2 as I do the drudge stuff. I even be polishing the silver – thought of British Cheez-friends then; isn’t that ur stereotype, the British adventurer preparing for another Arctic expedshun while the servants polish the silver? I’d rather be on da arctic expedishun.
um – yu need YNG’s halp. he’s in teh nawtee barn doin teh ironin. i’ll go get him…
BRB
Joo gotz five minnits, lady! Joo bettr bring YNG bak here untuched!
Ai’ll hep yu pawlish teh silvur. Ai is gud at dat. (ai has spennt menny yeers ob keepin it shiney when ai wuz liddle gurl)
Howbouts we ties teh polishin cloths tew our feets, an skates on teh polished floar to teh moosic?
I shows yew:
*glyyyyyde, glyyyyde, glyyyyyde
spin anna twirll
glyyyyyde, glyyyyyde glyyyyyde
spin anna twirl*
An lookit cleen shiny floar, too!
an uze a long-haired kitteh to dust de furrnitures?
We can gibes U moral support fur Ur arduous task.
and does slow danses with Uz.
I prefurs to give immoral support. More funs dat wai!
Me tu. Wit teh yung nekkid gye.
Oh, hunee. I wish I was neerbai. I wud do it.
Dat remines me ub dat storeh abowt teh greeving purson and sumwun came along and did wut she cud…I tink she did sumting like polish her shoos. It was an odd task, but sumting teh purson needed.
Acts ub lub.
babeh kitteh is Spittin Imaj of mummah!
congratumacashunz, cookie’s human!
Him naud spittin! He juz sittin der.
luks laik teh mommeh/daddehkitteh iz teh wun spittin’
parentcat – “ju gotz schmutz onna faise..”
bebbeh – “pleh”
He is so cute cuz he si a kitten!
Him’s da kwetest lil roun pudgekitteh eva! I loves dem when dey is all pudgy and roun … dey da best kind to snorgle
imz come wif surgum… sergin… big importint doctorman woarnin?
kawshunz, snorglin may caus much floof to sainusis.
pleeez smooo reeponsibulee.
awlso:
may caus hed tu splort.
pleeez keep CHRG (wdoi) awn at awl tiemz.
he is jest suches a sturdi liddle fellow izzint he ????
Yu will gets moar dan a lik fur teh reel mowsie!
N waht kain mowsie iz tihs — immajinery? Lux laik a reel stuffed mausie 2 mee!
Why do fathers have to be such tough critics?
sounds like U haz met mah father!
yeh I sink dat 2! layk “5 As & a B- grate repport kard- nekzt taym getz 6 A’s!” kud wii jest bassk inn teh tryumf fur a wile befur wii start settin noo goles?
Iz to Teech littul kitteh 2 hunt.
If littul kitteh 2 stoopid to no wot REEL maus loox like, kitteh N trubble, eh?
hehe kitten iz thimkin “ah has gotted yu a reel mowse. juss wayte. yu mite find it…next week!”
I haz kitteh who was orfing. Her neber saw her mudder who left for da bridge before my kitteh open her eyes. When she were really little, her stole my hub’s artisty painting brushes but only da ones made ob real hair. She noed dat hair was important but she took awhile to fgure out wifout her mama to teach her. One day I hear tiny liddle voice screemin. I look and look an fin a little mousie on himz back under da kitteh’s right paw. Her hab her paw on himz chest but hab no idea what to do next. Da mousie terrified. I pick up her paw very gentle like and da mousie vanish into thin air. KItteh go back to lookin for somfing wiff real hair. Dis a classic nature/nurture thingy. Her still catch anyfing inna house wif hair but her don’t hurt nuffing.
yah – i had a roomate’s cat (RIP Claire!) hoo fown a mowse, and started to kill it, but didn’t know hao to finish. her wuz orfin 2. maed a bluddy mess. notso grate rly.
Ai glad lu let liddle furry guy go!
When mah yogeh kitteh was a liddel mah neighbor boughts him a whole fishie from his fishing trip. The fish were tiny about 4 inches, yogeh kitteh had no ideaz what to do with the fishee,
he batted it around for an hour, dragging it in himz teethses all ober the house I think he wanted to eat it but had no ideaz where to start. Kitteh be too cibilized.
Mai kittehs laik me to brush der faces gently wid art brush, espeshallee wid reel hairz
I sumtimes kitteh-sit fur mai nayburs. Dis kitteh lyks to be touched an petted, but only a litle bit, den she gets all scratchy an bitey. So kitteh’s hoomin mommy keeps 2″ paintbrushes aroun teh house, in kitteh’s favorite spots. She lyks to be petted wif teh brushes, den if she gets jiggy, you hav a better chance of getting yr hand out of teh way before she snaggs you. I thougt it wuz weerd at first, but kitteh relly seems to lyk it, an it’s kind of fun, srsly.
Loocy,
Wut a sweet storee. Tanks.
We yusta hav teensy kitteh who lost momcat an hadda be hand-raised. I washed her fase wif cotton ball, teeched her how to eat n drink outa boles, go pookie in littabox, etc. Wen she was big enuf for supervised plai wif other grown up kittehs in household, she would follo them everywhere they wented and copy everything they did. Dey wuz her role models for teh proper cattitude an all tings feline. Teh big kittehs tollerated her but gived me longsuffering looks like, “geez, ma! Hoo iz dis pesky kid?’
Babeh Kitteh cans go to art skool after lears to mouse properlys.
Tis a ver importans skills and may needs it to fall baks on somedays.
LOL
I heer it iz a speshul dai heere!
Happie Birfday tu teh Cheezfrenz
Happie Birfday tu teh Cheezfrenz
Happie Annualversarie tu alla Cheezfrenz
Happie Birfdai tu all us!
Whu wil bloe owt teh canduls? Is there a vershun of CHRG (w/doi) foar parteez?
Burfday? Us? Ai wil blo canduls. Huf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf pufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!
Fyoo. Ai mus be doin it rong.
I wil halp yoo.
Huf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf pufpuf puf puf puf puf
*Wheez*
Puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf puf pu f puf puf
I fink wee needs sum moar cheezfrens tu halp!
ifink sum joker putted teh kindov kandel witch keepz re lightning itzef.
( kitteh giglols sounds cuming frum aroun kornuh- kitteh finks to sef: i hopez dey dont looks ware i hided bawks from candlols under bed wif teh pinkee, yella adn bloo mittenz gramma made, adn teh bad repoort kard)
Hmmmm. Moiburger, yer huffing adn puffing is moast imprezzif. Whai du yu sai it is rong?
Tu much huf n puf n no bloesy firez awt.
Fur dis we gets teh Playteks Libbing Glubs for to wash teh dishes. Dey cums in festib cullers! CCC awlso has bottel ob oxy..oksy…air fur dose dats blow teh candels owt too hard!
Happy Birfday Cheez, Tofu n awl teh frenz!
Yay, partee wif kolored glubs & teh oksegen! Happy burfdai to teh cheez kreeators!
i fink insted of teh ushual CHRG tooday we shood use the pointy widdle cone type hatz kittehs use at teh birfday parteez.
i know tehre’s a pikshure sumware…i go luk…
http://www.//icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/#comments
Trai
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/#comments
this?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/bring-me-a-tricycle/
oar this?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/
yes. that.
moar cats in parteh hats!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/16/mission-space/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/haircuts-time-plz/
heheheheheheeeeheeee! snerk!
fanks!
bud eye still can’t fine teh won wif teh pointy birfdae hat wif teh mad as heck kitteh. mebee it wuz on teh voter pages….
Mary, yus has tu menny bak-slashers in teh linky. Doan’t nead teh wuns arfter teh “www.”
Ai Itryed to poast wif tehm taykin owt, but wordypress wuddent poast mai mesije.
O, hai wurdeypress.
fanks. i twied to cutnpaste cuz i am lazee. willbe notsolazee nextime.
Oh Noes! Yet anuthur pointy end wif witch tu contend!
But if it is onna hed of a Cheezfrend, tehn it is a lovverly thing tu behold.
*straps awn pointy hat wif teh elastick unner chinny-chin-chin*
taht luks BERRY good!! (giglols, adn putz won awn)
oopsie- teh elastic strap mebbee cutz off teh sirkulashun to teh brane, mebee adjust a widdle
dis “cuttingoffsirkyulashuntotehbrane” splanes alot, dudn it?
*is weering hat*
I makes wun frum copee papers!
oooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
RECYCLED paper POINTY HATZ!PURR FECT!
wai didn eye fink of dat?
hear-use dis payper here-jest ignore the IRS mumbojumbo onnit…
berry eko-logical!
so zski, how did innervoo go other day?
yesh, zski, did you yuse yore cheezfrenz fur refrences? No?
hunh…
Fank yu, annookie. Happy birfday tu teh cheezfrens awl ober teh whirld!
“Happy birfday Billeh! Congradulations! Since you’re teh birfday boi, you get to drink out of…
THE FIRE HOSE!”
(piece of cake wif flower on it for anybody hoo noze what movie dat’s frum).
YAY!
Lez do the Happie Birfday Dans!
step step wiggul step step kick
step step wiggul step step kick
step step wiggul step step kick
step step wiggul step step kick
scratch scratch scratch scratch mrrrroorw!!!
okayz kittehz – naptim!!1!
Tihs is gud dans.
Ai speshully lykes teh naptyme part. Ai maybes do taht bit an misses out teh rest!!!
do he nawt memeindz u ov Nermal ?????
He does! But I wuz confused furst b/c I thot Nermal was Kermit the Frog’s nephew and kitteh not look like a frog. But I wuz thinkin’ of Robin.
Such Cyuteness. AI tink AI ez gonna splort.
Kyewtness faktor > 5. Muss pass owt teh CHRG(wdoi) to preevens teh splorts!
*Gibs owt the CHRG(wdoi) n sum dukkee tayp*
gud call, u twos! i narrohlee avoyded teh splort maiself! wenn i seed dis pikchur, mai mouf maed “aaaaawwwwnh!” soun, an teh aiballs fludded wif saltee watters. dis won need splort warrnig sistem and cutemat soots.
no, wayt… it be hazcat soot? yes?
No, cutemat soot is one fur anti-splorting, hazcat soot is one to deflect teh pointee endz.
hai DMarie- jest incase you don’t hab time to go back to the raven, just wanted to thank you for encouraging me to contact the Big Giant Heads at ICHC about that ad.
They responded promptly and very satisfactorily ( after I finally got the right email address- the link under the picture didn’t werk), but the address on the FAQ page did work) I posted Tofu’s response if you wanna see it.
Thanks again.
oh marie, ur so smartt! thx fur such gud xsplanayshuons… i maek note ov eet!
(whining) mo-om…stawp! ai lykes teh way mah hare luks. plz stawp befoar teh odder kittehs see yoo…
(wiv ‘tude) o grate tehy awl saw yoo do dat. fanks mom. nao tehy awl gonna maykes fun ob me awl day lawng. n nao mah hare do is rooned. fanks a lawt.
tink of what it will do to mah cool image, now ebberbodeh be callingz me mamma’s
boy
juss wut yu need – mommeh spittin on a wadded kleenex an wipin yer fayce IN TEH SKOOLYARD!
“aaaawwwwwww Mooooooooommmmeh heeeeesh.”
*pouts*
Mommy Kitteh: Be glaed ai washin yer face an not yer back end!”
I iz gonna lick you and snorgle Uz and call U George
Aw Mooo-oooom. . . Not in frunt uv da Cheezfrenz!
Mai Mummah givs teh BEST kitteh kisses! Ai is such a happi behbeh kitteh!
aww that are so cute..
Oh noes my mah headz splorting from the cyootnezz of the commentzes and the bebbeh kitteh
Kitteh sai:
Muu-uuum! Donut wahes mai eer laik taht! Is neerly as bad as Grannie spittin in heer hankie.
Is pleh! Do Not Want!
Mumcat seh:
Yew has teh dirrty eers. Yew nawt go owt in pooblic lookin lyke taht. Ai culd planted potaytoes behind tehm eers. Sits stills!!!
Ur eer — it haz a flayvr
Awl week I keepz focusd on werk bizness an try to ignoar de kyootness. Now, iz Fry-day, week be almos over, onlee 2 howers 2 go, an suddenlee SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT. Grate. Jus grate. How I get home wif splorted hed?
CCC? Emger…emegn….HALP!!!!
HHEEEERE, KWIK, PUDDON TIHS PARTEEE HAT!!!
(speeks into teenytiny mikroforne on hedset)
cleenup on isle 1
Ahhh… bedder,,, partee hat contanes de branes.
I luv da babeh kittehs faise!
I WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT that kitty bitty– he be the CUTEST…..I think this is gonnbe mai furst hea..
****EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*******
yep.
Gudbai krew world.
noes!
M’sMom is arownd heer wif CCC stuf…i can has no sawft blankies, butt mebbe i can gib yu tihs nyce alpaca crochet shawl – wuz 4 teh Granny costyoom, butt teh Wolf got her, so she don need it nao…
sum uv Granny’s candies? frum teh boddum ov her purse? until CCC comes wif choklit?
Hmmmmm.
Sweeties has teh floof…
sweetees form gGannee hambag R awlais A) Cubbered in fluff and B) R coff sweets an blo yur hed off! Still nys tho, cos Granee gibs tehm yu! Trai not to tink abowt fact tehy R nex to teh balled up snottyy hankie!
that she likked an wiped yer cheek wif….
awwwwww Gramsie…….
Mai Grandad naow be 94 an he still gibbs me teh mintballs called teh “Blakk Bullits”.
When ai was a liddle girrl I usetah tayke teh wuns he pud downs out of hims mowth in teh edge of teh ashtrys so he could smowke his pype!
Mai Grannie be lyke tihs —>
Do Not Want!
An he tells teh storie of wunst ai crep up on him wif teh hommayde bowanarrers an sai:
“Ur moneys oar ur lyfes. Oar teh Blakk Bullitt mints”
Soa whenebber I sees him I styll gets teh mints.
*rolls in CCC*
Noes to wurrees, Gayla. AI puts ur brayns bak ins!
*Scoop, scoop
pat, pat
tayp, tayp, tayp*
Heers sawf blankee n sum speshul Ghiradelli choklits fur teh splorts on teh ICHC birfday! U wans dis CHRG(wdoi)? Its b purpel wif pikshur of birfday cayk on its! Goes nys wif teh neon green dukee tayp!
Drawpz awff fresh batch ubz
Kawngo Barz (Choklit Chip Browneez)
awllso cawlld ‘Blawndeez’
Oapenz upz warm Nom
Nom Bawkzez. Beeg peetzaz 4
Lolfrendz andz Kittehz
Tawll stakk ubz Blankeez
2 bakkz up ManfredMom andz
bizzee CCC
Jack.
Jack – how wunnerful ov yoo to think ov neerlee everething!! *sigh* If ebreewun were liek yoo, teh whirled wud be filled wif nuthing but happiness and joi!! an peetzaz!!!
That kitten looks like a cartoon…iz a real kitteh?
http://www.wannasmile.com
These grey and white cats–is there a name for their looks? (Aside from cute, that is.)
ADORUBL
pertee kittehs
*splortz*
i donut want a glub furr mai hed. i carrees mai oan towill.
heers teh dukee tayp to hole towill on!
is dat a Hithiker’s Guide ref?
Also known as British Shorthairs.
grey n whit tuxedo kittehs?
Wel, evreewun haz tu start sumwayr.
and stay away frum teh oring wuns – dey poysin
but, mommmmmmm, it dun mattr wut i luk liek juss 2 to 2 wallzmartt!
r we gonna bye teh antz farm, teh bloo cheez, candlz 4 teh cheez berfday……..
donuts, eggies, fresh creem caykes
(partee fud list!!11!!!)
goosheyfoods, Hi-C juice drink, icing (with or without cake)
jellyanyscreem, kitkats, lemonade (wit or witowt martoonees)…
mumblypegs, nargle repellant, opossums (jumboeconomysize box of singing variety)
peetsa, quiksilver, red roses…
sossiges awn stiks, treekul tofffeee, umpah lumpahs…
vermin trapps, a wig uv blawnd, xanax…..
vieneeze whirlz, walnut whipps, xtra-large playtes…
Ai’m goin wit Handikat awn tihs bit, nawt Karen – warlnutwips; nomnomnomnomnom!
moar marttoonies, napkins, ornj playtes, payper hats…
wups! sry MaryO’ ! didnut refresh…
payper hats(4 teh singin ‘possums), quarantine stikkers(juss in cayse)…
dadnabbit. i stop nao.
Wai stop? Keep goin! Yu can NEBBER has 2 menny partee suppliez. Me, I iz on fone wif Opossumz-R-Us rite nao, orderin up sum extry opossumz!
dont be stawpin, we can hab twoo simultanyu, uh sighmoltay, er two listz at same tyme?
thks!
red whine, snack size raysin bokses, tooona platter…
utensils, valentine’s, watermelon
toona platter!!! mai kittehs says YESSSSS!!!111
xtra forx, yo-yo’s anna zucchini foar teh vegitarianomnomnoms.
We finnish list! WIN!!!111!!
Teh brittish shorthairs?
O and as menshioned teh first tyme I saw this pic, babeh kitteh is super stumpy tripod like. So kyoot!
I so proud’a mah boy!! (sniff)
What kind of cat is that?
SO FLUFFY! DO WANT!!!!!!!!
I think it’s a British Shorthair
“Bud ai be skared ub reel mowsees – dey hab sharp pointee TEEF! An dey ken hit u wid der long tael!
Loony Tunes ref ftw!
Happy First Anniversary to all of the Cheezfriends!
What a great 1st year!
Here’s to many more!
hear hear!
*KLINK*
heer’s tu cheez an tofu, an awl cheezfrenz, an teh lolkittehz, an uvver animlols
* k l i n k *
an heer’s tu teh trolls eeben. cuz ai be in guud mood tuday
taht kitteh is wai too cyuoot. Lookit him, wit his best sukup face on. aaaaw….teh CUTENESS! It BERNZ!
CattzNip Mowsee iz
lawtza fun, but duz nawtz moov
arowndz verreh much
Playeeng wiffz CattzNip
Mowsee now willz helpz 2 toan
Kitteh layturr awnnz
Kitteh will lurnz juss
how much 2 playz wiff Mowsee
so canz play sum moar
Dat iz, if Kitteh
ebburr seez a reeel Mowsee.
Awllwayz beez preepayrd
Jack.
Kitteh attac plastik mose and mommy so proad.
So kyute.
If aye closes mai eyez and wish REEL hard, maybe it will be a reel mousie!
This be too cute, must be fake, is photowshop I say.
*marc – ai chucklen at ur humore*
iz ICHC birfday…where r caek, dammit?!
btw, that kitteh is so kyoot, is teh gud thing i had mah conkreet helmit to keep mah hed from a severe SPLORT
Awwww kitteh smoochies! Yahoo!
OH MY GAWD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN….today
just look at the cute! nyam nyam
Oh. my. gods. I have never seen anything cuter.
Quick! Get the insulin! I’m going into a diabetic coma. . .
SEALED WITH A LICK ‘CAUSE A KISS WON’T STICK…
Cutest kittah evar!!! Srsly. Want tat babee sooo much.
Oh Hai!!!
Iz a Lauren too
Dat kitteh is so cute!
WANT! Tee Hee…
Iz fink evry1 can haz a bukket hat ta werez on LOLcatz annyversarry!
This is such a precious moment.
dat’s teh cuutness dang piktur Iz evah seen hier! Alle togethur nao: 1…2…3…Awwwwwwwwwwhhhh!
That’s such a cute picture.
I is ded from teh diabeetus shock.
WANT KITTEH! *GRABBY HANDS*
Wut kinda kittah iz dat?? Iz teh cudest one I’ve evar seen!!!
Sumwun abov sayed “British shorthair.”
That is the cutest kitten I have ever seen in my life! AHHHH!!!
Am I the only one who thinks this is the cutest picture ever?
lol… just too cute!
and very funny too.
The pictures are all adorable, but the “baby/cat” language is really annoying. If cats could talk, they would probably use better grammar than we do.
Look up the word “joke” in the dictionary, after you get done removing the stick
from your– never mind…
*splort splort SPLOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!* I just LUV teh bebee kitteh! teh cutest kitteh in teh WORLD!
sumdood, I’m right here. lol!
awww so cute i love it =] =P
x x x x x
This is so sweet it almost made me crie. But it so cute that I wuz glad I had mai CHRG(sdoi) from teh St Paddy’s dai post.
*wipes joytears frum eyes*
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Fanks, chezpeeps foar beeing so grate!
Oh its sooooooooooooooooooo sooper kyootiepie sweet little bebe kitteh and mama!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to favorites dis pikchur but the favorite button no show up.
I are sad about not be able to favorite.
But it iz a favorite for shur!!!
too. . . kyoot. . .. mah hed r. . . asplodin. . .blarg. . . i am . . .dedn. ikk 87777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777u
da typos wur me landin on da keeburd
Does anyone know what kind of kitties these are?
er… lolkittehs? idk =>.<= ksrybai
i wants to favrit dis, but idk how >.< it haves no budin
Okay dokay
Go tu teh dayte dat teh lol was “published” 1-11-08
Fiynd da piktur. Itz shud haz da bocks tu add tu yer faborites. Gooode luk. (an welkom tu cheez land)
hahah i is happy, that is funny now go fing me a mouse
lol @ no 1. XD
XD lol.
yea, tahtz kwazee! XD
but, berry berry hilaweeuz..
lol speak is so weird….O_o XD lol.
hiya, sumdood! lolz, yew iz gud at lolspeek. and, mai, wut a pwetty pink abatar yew haz!
…possibly, yes; I’ll check.
…actually, BG, I’m not immediately finding this one on CO. Can you point me in the direction of a certain date, maybe?