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Feeeelings! whoa oah ooh, Feelings!!!
(4 dah earworm, ur welcome!)
We awlways used to sing “peelings” wehn ai wus at school (and, free edyumacayshun heer – teh Fronsh werd for peelins is “epluchures” – ai jus NO dat’ll come in handy wun dai).
i sowwy i hurted yer epluchures…
gesundheit?! *looks at kleenex handed out, confused*
da Guinea Pig verzhun!
Mai sis an I wood sing “Felines”…
Man what bad luck to be not second on the not second anniversary of ICHC. I STILL haven’t gotten a danse! *sob*
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We danze for you, nao!!!!!
Whaut wood you like?
I knows how you feels, i fing tehy furgot to danze fur me on my furst nawt sekund
awl hands/paws on dek to honur LG!
Purrhaps “Rocky Raccoon” bai the Beatles? Lyrics ar a bit odd, but teh mewsik iz verree danceable?
I LUV Rocky Raccoon song!!!
*dantses fur furstee with plesure*
can we do da hustle? it ar great lyne danz AN ear wurm, also frum 70’s
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap
wheee!!!!!
And nao ai doo HUSTLE fur lowly grunt!!!
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap Whoooo Hooooooo!!! *danse, danse danse sum moar*
ah well, wat hav we heer????? cant hav peeps cryin awn teh ICHC annibersararliy noaw kan we???
dat wood nevver do……cheeries up lowly grunt…….we awl comin bak to danse fur u,,,…an pleese pardun us fur gettin so carrieded awai we forgotted to danse……..
*step to teh leff*
*step to teh rite*
*twurl in a sircle, twurl ina sircle, twurl ina sircle*
*JAZZ HANZ*
gotz to run, gotz to go luk at a howse………but congrradyiashuns lowly grunt !!!
THe Hustle is Purrrrrfect!
Thanks!!!
Ai hustles foar yew, lowly!
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap
Ai boppin till ai be droppin!
Mii hustlzzzz….
I sawry I misd da dansin!
I tink I dropped mai bopp.
gots to danz
gots to bopp
lowly grunt
got to the topp
conga-rat ewelations.
mary O, I dun even rememba ur furst nawt sekkund! Haow menny haz u had so far? 583201? No, 583202, maybeh?
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund lowly!
singing off key
feEEEEEEEEELINES, WHO WHOA WHOA
swirly kinda danzing detekted
FEEElinES
whoa awhoa whoa
(wut choo lukin at? dont jest stand dere, DANZE ffur Lowly G!!)
ok, i dun nao.
letz do teh hustle adn teh rocky racoon. sumbuddy fine George Martin (sumtimes knwon as teh 5fh Beedle-eye fink tahts his name) to mek a speshul medlee uff teh toons.
Nao ai’m heer singing wif yoo, mary.
feeeeeeeeeelines – Who Whoa Whoa
*swerling, swerling swerling awl aroung the ruum – dipping low wif hands outstretched*
FEEEELinES
whoa awhoa whoa *swerling sum moar*
whew, wud a releef yure here…peeps wuz startin to cumplane bout my “singin”. I fink we had axpirin to hand out, but we eated tehm awl up last time i singeded. (adn sum klevuh peeps put tehm in tehre eerz, i think)
Ai remeberz taht – gigglolz!!! lolcatburglar even suggested another thing to doo with them!!!
the choctaw indians hab raccoon cirlce dance to selebrat hem:
we hab livelee drum and stick beats
x…x…x…x…x…
ooooo ooooo ooooo goood ideeyuh! fanks!
(whisperz behind paw- you gotta show me hao – i not got teh danzin genes, so it may tek a while fur me to getz it)
We just joynes hands and dances in a circle??? Sorta in tiem to livlee drum and stick beets?
Oar just dants in circle individuallee?? (liek we see in teh moovies?)
wut we needs here iz a koreeeyoga,,um coreyograph …um sumbody to tell us ware to go!!!
(hee hee- see wut i did tehre?)
YES!! Tee hee. Ok – philene purrhaps gone to dance fur Cooki’es human. Lets just form a cirkle – peeple can jus joyne in as tehm com bai – an purrtend we know what we ar doing in tiem to the drum beet!!
Ai’m in the cirkle nao. *dants dans dants dans – trainin hard to luk authentical*
LG, Concatulations.
I ar joiningz the dances for you!
mee 2
Whoo Hoo! This has been a GREAT evening! Thanks for all the dances and merriement and Happy Birthday to ICHC!
*dancey dancey*
yay caek foar mai ferst burthday.
cheez an toefoo, congratulationz!
Ai awlreddy sed dis sumwehr else, but….
It ar ICHC’s birfday, where ar caek, dammit???
If ai cud post teh linkie den ai wud. But teh forss is nawt wiv me.
hokay, Ize bringing chawklit cupcakes. Wif frosting. N-e buddy wants one?
ooh, mee, mee, ober heer, mee plees!!! (teh shooger free minties are just nawt cuttin it tudai)
always.
Birfdae? YAY! We can has birfdae danse? Wif candels?
Congrats on wun yeer of teh best and friendliest site on interwebs!
Tank yew, Cheez and Tofu 4 awl yer hard werks!
Ai appreciate yoo!!! Manny chawklits and snorgles fur yew both…. and us, tew!
oxoxo
“4 dey iz cholly gud fell-oz
4 dey iz cholly gud fell-oz
4 dey iz cholly gud fel-lel-loz (lols?)
An so sai awl uf us!”
Thank you… I’ve had many a good belly laugh at this sight… which has made my world a nicer place to be!
LOB
you say it’s your birthday;
well its mai birfday tu yeah
yu sai eets yur birfday
happi birfday tu yu
(dang, mai memry be slippen, carnt member if dats how eet akshooly gos)
Yu juss lefted out “we gonna hab a gud time, I’z glad is yur birfday…”.
oooh ooooh! I can has?
Ah bringz spayr whisky caek, left obur frawn Nuu Yeer. Iz still fresh; iz maid frawm a froot caek, daht R fed a kwaurtur bottul ob whisky.
Ai can has whisky widout teh froot caek plz?
Dhis R caek 4 Skawtish Nuu Yeer; U kan haz teh whisky & eet teh whisky caek wit it!
is dis wat tehy means wen tehy sez “hab yer cake and drink it too?”
I can has whiskee caek widowt teh caek?
I not understan wy so many peeps tink frootcake iz teh pleh. Mai momcat useta make frootcake every Crismus wif teh candied froots and teh pecans and teh walnuts and teh brandy and teh brown shuggar…
MMMmmm…
What wuz I sayin?
heer tessie, u can share frootcake with me. i specialee lubs the pecans, n the walnuts,too, oh yeah, n the cherrees, n the rum…
Happy Firstie, ICHC!!!
N to awl us cheezpeeps – cheers!!!
Ai yusta fink frootcayk wuz teh pleh…den Ai growd up en reelized dat wut Ai thot wuz pleh wuz akshullee teh rum (brandy, whisky, wutevvr) en nao Ai can haz frootcayk en sez NOM NOM NOM *hic* NOM NOM NOM en Ai can also haz run-on sentinsiz.
Ooo SJ, yoo shud trai it. Sum froot caek can bee reelee gud. Thank yoo, paws – ai wud luv sum!
kwaurtur bottul ob whisky??? Ai hoep iz nawt as strong as mai sister’s punch!! We had an unusuallee merree Krismuss!
Ai is lolerjic to teh nuts so ai dus nawt eet teh froot caek becaws it wud dedded me. Ai just stiks wiv teh whisky tanks. An sum of dose bourbon balls if there’s some free.
Oh MAI!!!!! Donut eet the frootcaek!!!!!! Yoo dedded – DO. NOT. WANT!!!
Bourbon balls (we thinks nao always of Teho) – are certainlee verree festive and tastee tooo!
Ah rite. Ah nawt noze daht. Iz okai tho’; wehn ah sez froot caek ah meenz froot caek, nawt froot & nuts caek.
[looks around]
thread has been splitted.
down belows dey has teh ai-scream
and teh alfabetical ingejiens,
up heres we gots teh chawklit cupcakes and whiskey
ai tinks,
ai supspex
ai is almost certains
WE HAS A PARTY !!1!!
YESSSSS!!! We ARRRRR! Whoopee. An – well ai have to say it. WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
If is a partee (an whai nawt, sez ai) tehn wehr is the shampayne? U has to has shampayne for a partee of tihs importuns! Ai fink tihs calls for teh Crystall!! (teh berchewul Crystall annyhow)
a partay !!!! yeessshhhh….. ai beleedv ai’ll hav teh whiskeeies….an sum ov taht delishuous lukin whiskeeeie caek, ifn dat be awlrite…….
oh fank u! an happily happily birfdai to teh cheezez an to eech an evverywun ov us…….
WE ROOOL !!!!!!! (an onli droll okkashunally……where dat Kevin Sorbo….ai cood use a gud drooly todai……)
an i do fink……..dat teh mostest appro..appert….arrpto…..purrfek danse wood be ……………..
“kat …I’m a kitteh kat ”
“an ai danse ,danse, danse”
“an ai danse ,danse ,danse”
“kat ……I’m a kitteh kat ”
“an ai me-ow ,me-ow , me-ow, ”
“an ai me-ow , me-ow, me-ow”
an WHHOOOOO HHHOOOO too !!!!!
Dat’ll go well wit de boorbin balls… Akchooly, I sed yestiddy dey were de famous, but datz not kerzackly troo. Evrbuddy who eetz dem getz so intoximicated dat dey forgetz dey atem!
Tooday be mai burthday, too! (Doh ai am mush, mush older den ICHC!) Ai bery happi to shair burthday wif sush a grate site full ov sush fun peeples! Congrattz Cheez an Tofu!
Happy birfday to you, CKL!!! Wud u laik sum caek an whisky?
Tank you, SJ! Yes, pleez…caek an whisky is perfect!
ann a hppili birffdai to u CKL also !! an doncha lov a caek dat goes wiff whiskeeies ?????
A berry happi birfdai to u two!!!!
cue Beetles agin:
Tehy say itz your birfday
well its their birfday, too (yeah!)
we gonna has a guud tyme…
Tanks Mary! Beetles is mai faverit grup!
Happee birfday, CrazyKittehLadee!!! May bof yoo an ICHC hav menee, menee moar!!!
Happee Burthday CKL!!!
Happitayl birfday, CKL!
So say we all !!!1!
oops, wuz spozed to go under birthdae wishuz.
oh noes, wuts it planning?
Monty Burns-coon, on receiving the news that stocks in Springfield Nuclear are up 20 points on the Dow-Jones.
i has a piece of korns in ma’ moufs, and it tastes great!
http://www.wannasmile.com
No birfday cake? No pretti pink iceengz?
ICHC Birfday cake-
WANT!
Nao! Dagnabbit! Ai meeen it!
luik up; we naw haz frawsted kupkaekz an a whisky caek. No dowt some1 will bring a choklit caek, an maibee a Biktorya spunj 2?
Yeah, butt ai wuz hopin fur CHOKERLAT!
(Dat’s mai fav!)
Oopz! Use awreddy GOTZ chokerlat! OK… sum eyez creem, 2!
This lufflee vanilla bee ok? Heer – TWO beeg scoops fur yoo – becuz we are CELERYBRAYTING!!
pink iceengz be SAMMON MOOSE?
ewwwww- quick gibbit to teh kitteh under teh table …
no kiddin. nebber nom da sammen moose. iz pleh. gibes da belleh ake.
What flavor! Gourmet non-nom!
lolbandit is at yer tabel wif derty hans n foodz in hims mouf.
An dirt on hiz noze!
or is taht peenutbudder?
Mai evil plan makez me chortle. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wurld dominayshun an also nockin over garbidge cans!
An pulling down mah burdfeeder an leaving muddy pawzprints on mah dek!
lovely lovely we finally have an accord..
You feed me, and you get to sleep in peace at night
is fud? (chomp) ACK! NOT FUD NOT FUD!
Smithers… releece teh houndz!
Mawntee Burnz Rakkoon
no wantz 2 shayrz himz Nom Nomz wiff
enneebuddee elss
Wiff Nom Nomz, Mawntee
Burnz Rakkoon canz maykz planz 4
wurlld dawmminayshun
Mawntee Burnz Rakkoon
shoodz chekk wiff ‘T3h Brayn’. Dat iz
himz tayreetorree
Jack.
Jack – doo you want teh choklit caek – or mebbee want to trai pawrthots scruurrrumpshuous whiskee caek? Ai will bring yoo sum.
ooo!! oooo! Jack!! ai suspekts yoo ar alreddee doing this – but if nawt, mite ai request that yoo rite a liddle sumthing fur the Brugerz, and reflekting awn awl the fun an gud frenz we maed heer? A liddle haiku ov Joi???
Letz us cellibrayt
a yeer ubz FUN heer watcheeng
burgrz esskalayt!
Chikkun Hedd Rubburr
Glub (wiff ryteeng awnz it) arz owr
frendz. Uze dem well!
‘Splort!”z happenn wennz leest
ekkspekkted. Dey awllso maykz
4 presshuss stoareez!
Kittehz: Flooid inz
moashunn. Poasess infinitt
curree~awsitee
Will Lolrus ebburr
fyndz himz Bukkitt? Keepz watcheeng
andz U myte fynd owt!
Lolspeek duz nawt habz
2 maykz senss, eeben tho itz
awllayz maykz U smyle!
Jack.
Wunderfull!!!!!!
Jus teh tuch kneaded foar teh troo sellybrayshun ob ICHC’s birfdai!!!
Yay Jack! i lubs dis pome!
yep – wunnerfulls!! happeh annib- happeh anifer- happeh annavar-
(dag nabbed, no gud, konsarn, rasser frasser, stinkn…)
happeh wun yeer 2 us awlls!! an seelin kat bless us awll!
My mandibles. Let me show you them.
Mandibles, shmandibles! Luk at dem poynty endz!
God BLESS you!
annbb
Iffn ai were a ICHC Birfday cake, ai wood have:
(yur tern)
applesauce insied, berreez awn tawp, choklit frostings, devilled fuds fillings….
eggz inside da cake, fluffy frosting, gud taste
Iz dey beet up aigs or iz dey hard boiled?
beet op ob curse. hard boiled? plew do no want. would taste funee tho…
ebery flavur jelly beens, fudj, gratebeeg dollops of whippdcreem…
“Happi Birfdai” on top, Ising, and junyur mintz
kawfee on teh syde, lol-eepops, meringue…
Oatmeel cukkess wif raisuns, Punkin Pie, Quince jellee. . .
raisins, shugar, tawffee chunks. . .
(Yu missed owt N so…no nut so SJ can has sum)
Up-turned yscreem coens awn top to be castleturrits (mai mummah maed me acaek lyk taht wun yeer), Verree pritty ribbon awl teh wai arownd, wiskey to keep to caek moist (onlee 1/4 boddle?! – maek it 1/2!) an xtra canduls awn top…
yeest in teh cayk 2 mayk it reel fluffee, en Zagnut candee barz onna syde.
yello smartees tu decorate an…
an….
an….
er….
a zebra? Is onlee fing beginnin wiv zed dat ai can fink of.
ok , hold teh zebra, teenie’s had a bedder idea.
maek caek shape like ziggaraut?
hot fuge sunndae, ice creem of course, jujubees…..
Ah jst getz a Schwartzwalder Kirch Torten, 2 add 2 teh lizt.
Nao paw4thot – this iz almoast too much!!! Wehn ai wuz livving in Stuttgart, sum frenz and ai wud offen go driving in teh Schwartzwald, traing to find the place wif the verree best Schwartzwalderkirschtorte!!!!
MMMmmmmmm an the wonderful cawfee to go wif it.
Am finkin’ uf teh Chocklit “Tonnel o’ FUDGE’ cake” u MEMBER DAT… mMMM… HOT, GUSHY fudge kumz outtda da middel uf da cake.
Betty Crocker (?) (Pillsbury (?) just did an update to teh recipe.
Ennyway… dat B 1 wonnerful cake for teh ICHC patray!
http://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/ShowRecipe.aspx?rid=11510
An leeb out teh nutz for SJ
Fank yoo, dat’s bery kind. Ai is bery fond of teh fudjj.
Wif awl the choklit luvvers around heer – wud bee a super hit!!!
Soundz teh good, but pleeeeezzzzzze read label carefully:
gushyfudge \neq gushyfud
I has justed eeten teh chunk of teh fudjj.
An naow Ai has cravins foar teh fudjj caeyk.
An heer in teenytiny Inngerland is midnite an ai gots no cayek.
Hmmmm. Bad sitchewayshun heer!
…and your little dog too!!!
TOONA fillingz, an chikun flavr cake, an SAMMON ICEENG!
Oh, your breath… it smells…. HEAVENLY!
Oh … ans we prefurs our aigs RAW, pleeeeze.
Is he mad?
Not even annoyed!
utterly insane, but most raccoons are, honestly.
It’s Mr Brittas!! Yay for the “The Brittas Empire”!
juss fotai shuld warn peeple, ai has a wonderful, terribull ideer for our next troll of sufficient meanness.
eet ees a music video, an Alice Cooper music video that may nawt be suitable fur small heevuns.
(just a heads-up, neber kno when teh troll may stryke.)
h…ha…..Ha……Haaa………HAAAA….. HA-TCHOOO!
Gesundheit!!
Ranjer Rik sez “Fankoo fr teh kibbul, I can has hat bak naow pls?”
Hi,
I’d like to learn cat-speak…
after “you” should go: are or is?
thx for replies!
Iz EZ… 4 plural, yooz “iz; 4 singular, yooz “R”
Tankz… doan mentshun it.
O.. an premember 2 unspel everting. Catz do not hav tyme 2 waist on soch fripperiez.
uzully R, butt taek ur pick (butt not ur nose)
furst rool of lolcatspeek: der r no rulez ov lolkatspeke…
[puzzle]
But… I thinked it wuz;
“The first rool of lolspeek iz we do not talk about lolspeak”
Ennyway that’s waht Tyler Purrden toled me.
Nao, dat’s Fyte Club. Oh …. ai shuddn’t a sed dat.
Happeeeeeeee 1 Year Anniversareeeeeee Cheez (an Tofu),
Happeeeeeeee 1 Year Anniversareeeeeee Cheez (an Tofu),
Happeeeeeeee 1 Year Anniverrrrrrrsaaaaareeeeeeeee Cheez (an Tofu),
Happeeeeeeee 1 Year Anniversareeeeeee 2 yooooooooooooo!
(And THX!!!!)
eeeeeeeeeexcellent.
most eeeeeeeeeexcellent.
(did peter lorre say that in some movie?)
Most of ‘em, I think.
Sumhao, dis gai putz me ryte off mai lunch.
Messee hans, eetin wif mouf open. Pleh!
oh but he iz suches a hansum lad diz rakkitycoon…….an luk he dresseded fur wintur…gotz hiz liddle blak leavver glubbz awn……
littel blak durty glubbs…!!
i knows dey full ob da nick, butt i lurves rakkiteh koons. in jermin dey say “waschbaerchen” – dats littel washing bayre. berry kyewt.
b4 i moobed dis summer, sum rakkiteh koons libed mah naybrhud. (an groun hawg in backsyard) koons comed up da sewerz. menny atta time. 5 or 6 koons!
I’z a kat wit handz I iz.
valley cun sez: eeeeeeew! gag me wid da spun!
HUSTLE fur lowly grunt!!!
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap Whoooo Hooooooo!!! *danse, danse danse sum moar*
R we dansin agin? Gud, cuz I kame layt to teh parti. Wil trai to catch up! I cri ‘Happi Annerverary! Happi lowly grunt hustle!
Yew no…that sounds a teeny tiny bit pleh…
Oh carosue!! LOLZ!!:D Ai gotted this in the rong place and did it again way up high. And then ai furgotted taht it was donw heer.
However – it was the best thing ai did – becuz nao we haz “Happi lowly grunt hustle!” – sounding sumwhat Pleh – and I just can’t stop laffing.
I fink dis rracooon is sain dat dis cheezburger site is ekselant!
Whicth it is!!
Happy Birfday ICHC!!
Carosue, I joyns u in da dancin!
(I not bery gud at it dow, i falls dwon!)
and 3rin, may teh CC bless yoo fur joining the dansing. There has been ongoing dansing heer and it be so mutch fun. Gud to see awl the joifullness!
Why was my comment deleted?
I was just pointing out the fact that wilduplift wasn’t credited. I know he is now but there was no need to delete the comment…
Was it because it’s not in lolcatonese?
ohai, abbie.
dats strange. butt da strange fings happenz heer awl da times… i finks it whuts happen wen dey says: “wurdpress eeted mah commint”. i doan use wurdpress, so mah commints no get nommed. (awldoze dey sum time takes loooonnnng time 2 poste.)
u duzzint has 2 lolspeek. (lolcatonese – most xcellint wurd btw!!)
i likesit!!!! i can has lolcatonese?? sounz lik uses same cymbals as lolspeek but is a dialect pronouced diffrunt frum the mandarnom.
(hheeeheee see wut i did dere?)
p.s. if yore new, talwayz teks longer til they can trust you wifout lernerz purrrmit.
ai haz lotz to laf at frum tehz pikchurz
ho ho ho mai sidez ake
10Q 4 funnez doo mor plez
Kin I warsh mi hanz in yur sink plz?
yesh, bud onwy if yoo wipez dem durty feetz furst. er, paws.
dat is so cute
Well look whose the monty burns around here.
i has to sayz, LOLS catz RULE!!!!!!!!!!(BUT,racoon in pikture perrty goodz!)
O hai, I dun rememba gettin dis avatar???
iz rly moar lyk ‘bwahahaha’
creepiest raccoon ever!
da plen iz finisd!