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Feeeelings! whoa oah ooh, Feelings!!!
(4 dah earworm, ur welcome!)
We awlways used to sing “peelings” wehn ai wus at school (and, free edyumacayshun heer - teh Fronsh werd for peelins is “epluchures” - ai jus NO dat’ll come in handy wun dai).
i sowwy i hurted yer epluchures…
gesundheit?! *looks at kleenex handed out, confused*
da Guinea Pig verzhun!
Mai sis an I wood sing “Felines”…
Man what bad luck to be not second on the not second anniversary of ICHC. I STILL haven’t gotten a danse! *sob*
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We danze for you, nao!!!!!
Whaut wood you like?
I knows how you feels, i fing tehy furgot to danze fur me on my furst nawt sekund
awl hands/paws on dek to honur LG!
Purrhaps “Rocky Raccoon” bai the Beatles? Lyrics ar a bit odd, but teh mewsik iz verree danceable?
I LUV Rocky Raccoon song!!!
*dantses fur furstee with plesure*
can we do da hustle? it ar great lyne danz AN ear wurm, also frum 70’s
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap
wheee!!!!!
And nao ai doo HUSTLE fur lowly grunt!!!
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap Whoooo Hooooooo!!! *danse, danse danse sum moar*
ah well, wat hav we heer????? cant hav peeps cryin awn teh ICHC annibersararliy noaw kan we???
dat wood nevver do……cheeries up lowly grunt…….we awl comin bak to danse fur u,,,…an pleese pardun us fur gettin so carrieded awai we forgotted to danse……..
*step to teh leff*
*step to teh rite*
*twurl in a sircle, twurl ina sircle, twurl ina sircle*
*JAZZ HANZ*
gotz to run, gotz to go luk at a howse………but congrradyiashuns lowly grunt !!!
THe Hustle is Purrrrrfect!
Thanks!!!
Ai hustles foar yew, lowly!
doo do do do do da doo doo
*do da hustle*
doo do do do do da doo doo
step step turn clap
step step turn clap
Ai boppin till ai be droppin!
Mii hustlzzzz….
I sawry I misd da dansin!
I tink I dropped mai bopp.
gots to danz
gots to bopp
lowly grunt
got to the topp
conga-rat ewelations.
mary O, I dun even rememba ur furst nawt sekkund! Haow menny haz u had so far? 583201? No, 583202, maybeh?
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund lowly!
singing off key
feEEEEEEEEELINES, WHO WHOA WHOA
swirly kinda danzing detekted
FEEElinES
whoa awhoa whoa
(wut choo lukin at? dont jest stand dere, DANZE ffur Lowly G!!)
ok, i dun nao.
letz do teh hustle adn teh rocky racoon. sumbuddy fine George Martin (sumtimes knwon as teh 5fh Beedle-eye fink tahts his name) to mek a speshul medlee uff teh toons.
Nao ai’m heer singing wif yoo, mary.
feeeeeeeeeelines - Who Whoa Whoa
*swerling, swerling swerling awl aroung the ruum - dipping low wif hands outstretched*
FEEEELinES
whoa awhoa whoa *swerling sum moar*
whew, wud a releef yure here…peeps wuz startin to cumplane bout my “singin”. I fink we had axpirin to hand out, but we eated tehm awl up last time i singeded. (adn sum klevuh peeps put tehm in tehre eerz, i think)
Ai remeberz taht - gigglolz!!! lolcatburglar even suggested another thing to doo with them!!!
the choctaw indians hab raccoon cirlce dance to selebrat hem:
we hab livelee drum and stick beats
x…x…x…x…x…
ooooo ooooo ooooo goood ideeyuh! fanks!
(whisperz behind paw- you gotta show me hao - i not got teh danzin genes, so it may tek a while fur me to getz it)
We just joynes hands and dances in a circle??? Sorta in tiem to livlee drum and stick beets?
Oar just dants in circle individuallee?? (liek we see in teh moovies?)
wut we needs here iz a koreeeyoga,,um coreyograph …um sumbody to tell us ware to go!!!
(hee hee- see wut i did tehre?)
YES!! Tee hee. Ok - philene purrhaps gone to dance fur Cooki’es human. Lets just form a cirkle - peeple can jus joyne in as tehm com bai - an purrtend we know what we ar doing in tiem to the drum beet!!
Ai’m in the cirkle nao. *dants dans dants dans - trainin hard to luk authentical*
LG, Concatulations.
I ar joiningz the dances for you!
mee 2
Whoo Hoo! This has been a GREAT evening! Thanks for all the dances and merriement and Happy Birthday to ICHC!
*dancey dancey*
yay caek foar mai ferst burthday.
cheez an toefoo, congratulationz!
Ai awlreddy sed dis sumwehr else, but….
It ar ICHC’s birfday, where ar caek, dammit???
If ai cud post teh linkie den ai wud. But teh forss is nawt wiv me.
hokay, Ize bringing chawklit cupcakes. Wif frosting. N-e buddy wants one?
ooh, mee, mee, ober heer, mee plees!!! (teh shooger free minties are just nawt cuttin it tudai)
always.
Birfdae? YAY! We can has birfdae danse? Wif candels?
Congrats on wun yeer of teh best and friendliest site on interwebs!
Tank yew, Cheez and Tofu 4 awl yer hard werks!
Ai appreciate yoo!!! Manny chawklits and snorgles fur yew both…. and us, tew!
oxoxo
“4 dey iz cholly gud fell-oz
4 dey iz cholly gud fell-oz
4 dey iz cholly gud fel-lel-loz (lols?)
An so sai awl uf us!”
Thank you… I’ve had many a good belly laugh at this sight… which has made my world a nicer place to be!
LOB
you say it’s your birthday;
well its mai birfday tu yeah
yu sai eets yur birfday
happi birfday tu yu
(dang, mai memry be slippen, carnt member if dats how eet akshooly gos)
Yu juss lefted out “we gonna hab a gud time, I’z glad is yur birfday…”.
oooh ooooh! I can has?
Ah bringz spayr whisky caek, left obur frawn Nuu Yeer. Iz still fresh; iz maid frawm a froot caek, daht R fed a kwaurtur bottul ob whisky.
Ai can has whisky widout teh froot caek plz?
Dhis R caek 4 Skawtish Nuu Yeer; U kan haz teh whisky & eet teh whisky caek wit it!
is dis wat tehy means wen tehy sez “hab yer cake and drink it too?”
I can has whiskee caek widowt teh caek?
I not understan wy so many peeps tink frootcake iz teh pleh. Mai momcat useta make frootcake every Crismus wif teh candied froots and teh pecans and teh walnuts and teh brandy and teh brown shuggar…
MMMmmm…
What wuz I sayin?
heer tessie, u can share frootcake with me. i specialee lubs the pecans, n the walnuts,too, oh yeah, n the cherrees, n the rum…
Happy Firstie, ICHC!!!
N to awl us cheezpeeps - cheers!!!
Ai yusta fink frootcayk wuz teh pleh…den Ai growd up en reelized dat wut Ai thot wuz pleh wuz akshullee teh rum (brandy, whisky, wutevvr) en nao Ai can haz frootcayk en sez NOM NOM NOM *hic* NOM NOM NOM en Ai can also haz run-on sentinsiz.
Ooo SJ, yoo shud trai it. Sum froot caek can bee reelee gud. Thank yoo, paws - ai wud luv sum!
kwaurtur bottul ob whisky??? Ai hoep iz nawt as strong as mai sister’s punch!! We had an unusuallee merree Krismuss!
Ai is lolerjic to teh nuts so ai dus nawt eet teh froot caek becaws it wud dedded me. Ai just stiks wiv teh whisky tanks. An sum of dose bourbon balls if there’s some free.
Oh MAI!!!!! Donut eet the frootcaek!!!!!! Yoo dedded - DO. NOT. WANT!!!
Bourbon balls (we thinks nao always of Teho) - are certainlee verree festive and tastee tooo!
Ah rite. Ah nawt noze daht. Iz okai tho’; wehn ah sez froot caek ah meenz froot caek, nawt froot & nuts caek.
[looks around]
thread has been splitted.
down belows dey has teh ai-scream
and teh alfabetical ingejiens,
up heres we gots teh chawklit cupcakes and whiskey
ai tinks,
ai supspex
ai is almost certains
WE HAS A PARTY !!1!!
YESSSSS!!! We ARRRRR! Whoopee. An - well ai have to say it. WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
If is a partee (an whai nawt, sez ai) tehn wehr is the shampayne? U has to has shampayne for a partee of tihs importuns! Ai fink tihs calls for teh Crystall!! (teh berchewul Crystall annyhow)
a partay !!!! yeessshhhh….. ai beleedv ai’ll hav teh whiskeeies….an sum ov taht delishuous lukin whiskeeeie caek, ifn dat be awlrite…….
oh fank u! an happily happily birfdai to teh cheezez an to eech an evverywun ov us…….
WE ROOOL !!!!!!! (an onli droll okkashunally……where dat Kevin Sorbo….ai cood use a gud drooly todai……)
an i do fink……..dat teh mostest appro..appert….arrpto…..purrfek danse wood be ……………..
“kat …I’m a kitteh kat ”
“an ai danse ,danse, danse”
“an ai danse ,danse ,danse”
“kat ……I’m a kitteh kat ”
“an ai me-ow ,me-ow , me-ow, ”
“an ai me-ow , me-ow, me-ow”
an WHHOOOOO HHHOOOO too !!!!!
Dat’ll go well wit de boorbin balls… Akchooly, I sed yestiddy dey were de famous, but datz not kerzackly troo. Evrbuddy who eetz dem getz so intoximicated dat dey forgetz dey atem!
Tooday be mai burthday, too! (Doh ai am mush, mush older den ICHC!) Ai bery happi to shair burthday wif sush a grate site full ov sush fun peeples! Congrattz Cheez an Tofu!
Happy birfday to you, CKL!!! Wud u laik sum caek an whisky?