Soon.
what r dese kittehs thinking about?
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CATS: Not just on Broadway anymore!
Nao an Forebber!
(my first job out ov grad skool in costyoom dessine wuz at ParsonsMeares, hoo maykes teh Catz costyooms. i maded cat tayles foar three months. yeesh.)
verii nyce furstie post der woodcheck! wanna dew da belli slyde ov joi?
Ooops ah meant to wryte woodchuck nawt woodcheck!! : )
spellin:
ahm doin it rong
u needs a woodchuck spellcheck. *snickur*
YAY! WOODCHUCK!!! I am feelin a little creekee toodai, So I will join u in wun ub ur belli slyde/shimmee like dantses!!
hahaha! da wood check / chuck jokes r funni : )
How many checks would a woodchuck check if a woodchuck could check checks?
That was a real finger-twister.
Taht sayin (orijinul vershun) is hao I got my naym!
I would lub a groop beiie slyd! I hasta warn yoo, it can git messee!
C’mon!
SLYD! Tehn bild up sum moar speed and SLYD agen!
I kin du tihs agen an agen … butt yoo ammachurs mai need to rest nao an tehn.
On the topic of Teho’s absence (discussed more on the “Clerks” thread):
I got tihs messaj frum teh Big Cheez:
“We haven’t banned TEHO or anyone else.”
Wut it duzn’t sai is wevver tehy rejectd sum poasts of hiz dat tehy din’t lyk.
I gess we can awl be selektivly edited.
***Butt doan edit yrselvs!***
Sum ov owr best commints r teh snarkee wuns.
On same topic, from Clerks thread.
I got message from teh Big Tofu: Teho not banned, and none of Teho’s posts were blocked.
So maybe big misunderstanning?
I didn’t pull this out of my @$$, people; I don’t need to make trouble in order to get attention. Today is the first time since mid-December that my comments have actually shown up.
A misunderstanding, though? …that’s certainly true.
Well, whatever the reason…or lack of one…I, for one, welcom back, our old Overlord!!! Glad to see yur brite smilee fase, Teho!
maybee joo is havin da saem problem Jack deth wuz. Membur he wuz goan fur a wyle and alla da sudden wurd press just spit him back up like furbawl…
Ah new u kouldnt be mad at us Teho… cause u carefully placed your crimson flour in a swank spendy vase. i thawt you wuz just busy bein awl smart n awl in da regular whirrled.
Welkum bak Teho!!!!!!!!!!!
Teho - whatever happened - ai am so glad taht yoo ar bak. Yoo didn’t hav to doo wifout yurself heer - WEE did! Stranj. . .somehao. . .
And tagt waz sum entrance!!! Ai thot yoo wud somhao manaj to maek teh beeg Ta DAAAAH! reeturn!
aye doan know nuffin bout compyuterz, but is it pawsibull a Troll ov somesort hacked in adn blockededed sumfin sumhao?
could it be Nargles?
I know wun day resently i cudn’t ged into ICHC fur love nor money cause it wud direckt me to sumfin elze… may nut be relayted addalll…
just sayin…
nargles! of course!
stoopy nargles
ohai, teho!! {{{{theo}}}} an ****theo****
dis b hao u spells nao 2 get poste?
i just berrry berrry glad 2 seed u heer agin.
nah it luk liek i cans yooz “Teho” handul agen. is can maek serch eesy.
im gessin awl ob dem - if teh bank cleers ‘em!
How many checks would a bank clerk clear if a woodchuck could cash checks?
My childhood efforts to create another “woodchuck” saying yielded only this:
How many wills will a will writer write, if a will writer will write wills?
Or this:
How many cans can a can opener open, if a can opener can open cans?
how miny puurs can a hand incurr if an hand could incurr purrs
How much dew do dewdrops drop, if dew drops do drop dew?
Mai brane hurtz, plz stawp.
ANEEEESTHITYEZ HER!
Gud wun, Cassidy!!!
curse our collective lack of opposable thumbs
FTW
o hai stend.
bin a whiel.
miiid nyyyt
nawt a soun on teh payyyyyvment
has teh moon los its memreeeeeee
it is smylin agaiiiin.
dat wus loverlii Miss foots!
“Soon, oh soon the light..”
Mehbee dis is dat movee “Chesterfield” or “Cloverleaf” or watevur.
Dat’s wut I thot. “Hmmm. So that’s what “Cloverfield” is about.”
Cloberfeeld is reely giant lolcat! and statoo ub liburtee is nawt cheezburgr
Alexander the Great Kitteh instructs his generals to use the phalanx to creat diversion as the foot kittehs march into the city.
Are tehy riding upon heffalumps?
Taht wuz Hannibal.
ay lubs it wenna plan coms tugethr.
An deh kitteh diversion will hab ebbryune laffing!
I, for one, welcome our kitteh… well, you know the rest.
Heh.
I wuz tellin my dotter ’bout our houskat when I was growin’ older (not up
) and how ’bout she’d wake up IN A TOTALLY DARK AND SPOOKIES HOUSE on my lap and stand an LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK way down the DARRRRRRRRRRRRRK hallwayz and totoaklly freek me out 
SO: What wuz SHE lookn at? What are THESE kittehs lookin at? It seemzez bigr n skairier than whutever it was that fitted in my old hous… EEK!
Forty yeerz on ‘n’ thos kittehs can STILL freek me out easy as pie
Teh moestest skayrk kitteh-luk is wen tehy suddenly flik tehre hed rown an stayr daon teh hall lyk “Ai not shor but…wus taht teh madaxmurderer Ai jus herd?”
Tehn tehy kerl up an go to sleep an yur up awl nite wit a shotgun!
Owr Ernie haz pikt up a noo habit - sit up strait onna bed at oh-dark-hundrid n GROWLLLL.
Dat getz ur attenshun in a HURREE.
Tuk a few dayz befor we figgurd it owt - he heerz teh furniss warmin up (programmbl thrmos– thermiss– hot n cold air thingee). Same darn furniss weev had fur three yeerz, dunno whi he dunt lyk it alluva sudin.
Heez a maynkoon - big kitteh, big windy growl, HOOOOOOOOOOO.
An old “Sylvia” cartoon went thusly:
How well do you know cats?
You are alone in a room with two cats. Suddenly they both turn and stare into the darkest part of the house. This means:
1) They hear a home invader and are trying to warn you;
2) They know it freaks you out and marvel at how often you fall for it.
I still fall for it!
Y’all noe dey is lookin at goastees. I doan mine admittun I bleeve it.
Enny uddur goastee bleevers?
nawt sew much goasts as a feeling that the energy ov awl ov us is loose in da whrilled. sumtimes we get a brush of a feeling dat feels familar. sumtimes we meet a live person that feels like sumone who has passed awn. sumtimes we relate to an idea or a culture dat we we has no previous experience with.
Maybe we are awll da same souls living lyfe over an over agian untill we git it rite : )
Yes!! Exactlee!
: )
I tihnk I wuz hauntid by a kitteh wear I workt (am a VetTek) fur awhyle. Him wuz a frennly goastee tho. I kep seein gray hayze zippin rouwn teh door jam, owt teh corner of mai eye. An tihs wuz 1 ov teh onlee kittehs allowt 2 rome loose in teh orfice - he curlt up on mai chare lots. Wuncer twize afder he wuz gon fur teh Brij, I felt a warm kitteh-size sircle on mai chare ( teh room wuz MT), an sevral tymes felt a kitteh nudge mai ankuls wen sittin at mai desk, but wen I look down, tehre wuz nobuddy. He wenna way aftwhile. Wuz 1 ov mai favrit payshunts an I mist him like 1 ov mai own.
Also hav herd ov peeps heerin collars/tags jingle long afder pet has heded 2 teh Brij. Sumtiymes I heer my goggie’s tayle thump, thump on teh floar if I role mai puter chare jis rite. I no is jes teh floarbords gronin, but am still sprized to not see her tehre, lukkin at me lyke “Wens U gittin off teh puter? Izzit walkie tyme?”
I am - sort of. ai hav ween and felt things that were - stranj. We had a ghost in mai furst theatre in Bad Cannstatt.
There is sumthing in teh barn ( besides the YNG wif the irining and the martoonies. An wayte - isn’t Keven Sorbo, an Alan Rickman - an teh otter YNG in teh closet . . .well - somewun else is there too but -
At nite - sumtiems - if you ar there reading awl comfy upstairs in teh evening - alone (lots ov auld comfy furnichure up there) - yoo will suddenlee feel a pricklee feeling in theh air - an yoo will begin to get teh goose bumps an a straynj chaynj in teh air pressure - an you KNOW taht yoo must get up at wunz and go into teh house - quickly - and not luk back. No, NOT luk bak!!!!
Phew, Janet, ai is sittin in a britely lit awfiss full ov peeps (live wuns) in teh middle of Lundun at ten in teh mornin an AWL TEH HARES ON TEH BAK OF MY NEK IS STANDIN UP. Ai dowt ai cud eber go back in teh barn nao - eben wiv teh nekkid irning guy an Alan Rickman in tehr. If u cud pass Danyull Craig in his speedos out to me I wud preseeate it.
Nao AI am sitting heer reelee lafffing. But itz OK - yoo can stil com heer. It onlee happens wehn yoo ar alone there. Wai, do you say, do you EVER go there alone? Taht is a gud qweschun - wich ai cannawt anser.
But - nawt to skeer yoo moar - I am nawt teh awnlee purrson hoo has felt this. Otters - liek mai sister Pyzi - hav too. An teh even stranjer part is taht - although we hadn’t, befoar ai found out she had felt it too, discussed it at awl, we both felt the “don’t luk bak” part. Ai hav NAWT luked bak -so ai still don’t know what will happen if ai do.
But is puffrektlee safe if there ar peeple there. Never happens wif otters there. And fur us, Danyull Craig and teh YNG ar alwayz there - so - no problemo!
you iz in lundun?
Ai iz in kalufornya… were iz ebrebody from? Wow.
Dat Y it BAAAD Cannstatt!
Furst teh cheezburgerz…den….da WERLD!!!!!
nom, nom, nom!
we can has ur univurrs?
Is nawt a qwestchun. Is statemint. We CAN has ur univurrs. An we will.
Today da werld, tomorrow da soler system!!