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CATS: Not just on Broadway anymore!
Nao an Forebber!
(my first job out ov grad skool in costyoom dessine wuz at ParsonsMeares, hoo maykes teh Catz costyooms. i maded cat tayles foar three months. yeesh.)
verii nyce furstie post der woodcheck! wanna dew da belli slyde ov joi?
Ooops ah meant to wryte woodchuck nawt woodcheck!! : )
spellin:
ahm doin it rong
u needs a woodchuck spellcheck. *snickur*
YAY! WOODCHUCK!!! I am feelin a little creekee toodai, So I will join u in wun ub ur belli slyde/shimmee like dantses!!
hahaha! da wood check / chuck jokes r funni : )
How many checks would a woodchuck check if a woodchuck could check checks?
That was a real finger-twister.
Taht sayin (orijinul vershun) is hao I got my naym!
I would lub a groop beiie slyd! I hasta warn yoo, it can git messee!
C’mon!
SLYD! Tehn bild up sum moar speed and SLYD agen!
I kin du tihs agen an agen … butt yoo ammachurs mai need to rest nao an tehn.
On the topic of Teho’s absence (discussed more on the “Clerks” thread):
I got tihs messaj frum teh Big Cheez:
“We haven’t banned TEHO or anyone else.”
Wut it duzn’t sai is wevver tehy rejectd sum poasts of hiz dat tehy din’t lyk.
I gess we can awl be selektivly edited.
***Butt doan edit yrselvs!***
Sum ov owr best commints r teh snarkee wuns.
On same topic, from Clerks thread.
I got message from teh Big Tofu: Teho not banned, and none of Teho’s posts were blocked.
So maybe big misunderstanning?
I didn’t pull this out of my @$$, people; I don’t need to make trouble in order to get attention. Today is the first time since mid-December that my comments have actually shown up.
A misunderstanding, though? …that’s certainly true.
Well, whatever the reason…or lack of one…I, for one, welcom back, our old Overlord!!! Glad to see yur brite smilee fase, Teho!
maybee joo is havin da saem problem Jack deth wuz. Membur he wuz goan fur a wyle and alla da sudden wurd press just spit him back up like furbawl…
Ah new u kouldnt be mad at us Teho… cause u carefully placed your crimson flour in a swank spendy vase. i thawt you wuz just busy bein awl smart n awl in da regular whirrled.
Welkum bak Teho!!!!!!!!!!!
Teho – whatever happened – ai am so glad taht yoo ar bak. Yoo didn’t hav to doo wifout yurself heer – WEE did! Stranj. . .somehao. . .
And tagt waz sum entrance!!! Ai thot yoo wud somhao manaj to maek teh beeg Ta DAAAAH! reeturn!
aye doan know nuffin bout compyuterz, but is it pawsibull a Troll ov somesort hacked in adn blockededed sumfin sumhao?
could it be Nargles?
I know wun day resently i cudn’t ged into ICHC fur love nor money cause it wud direckt me to sumfin elze… may nut be relayted addalll…
just sayin…
nargles! of course!
stoopy nargles
ohai, teho!! {{{{theo}}}} an ****theo****
dis b hao u spells nao 2 get poste?
i just berrry berrry glad 2 seed u heer agin.
nah it luk liek i cans yooz “Teho” handul agen. is can maek serch eesy.
im gessin awl ob dem – if teh bank cleers ‘em!
How many checks would a bank clerk clear if a woodchuck could cash checks?
My childhood efforts to create another “woodchuck” saying yielded only this:
How many wills will a will writer write, if a will writer will write wills?
Or this:
How many cans can a can opener open, if a can opener can open cans?
how miny puurs can a hand incurr if an hand could incurr purrs
How much dew do dewdrops drop, if dew drops do drop dew?
Mai brane hurtz, plz stawp.
ANEEEESTHITYEZ HER!
Gud wun, Cassidy!!!
curse our collective lack of opposable thumbs
FTW
o hai stend.
bin a whiel.
miiid nyyyt
nawt a soun on teh payyyyyvment
has teh moon los its memreeeeeee
it is smylin agaiiiin.
dat wus loverlii Miss foots!
“Soon, oh soon the light..”
Mehbee dis is dat movee “Chesterfield” or “Cloverleaf” or watevur.
Dat’s wut I thot. “Hmmm. So that’s what “Cloverfield” is about.”
Cloberfeeld is reely giant lolcat! and statoo ub liburtee is nawt cheezburgr
Alexander the Great Kitteh instructs his generals to use the phalanx to creat diversion as the foot kittehs march into the city.
Are tehy riding upon heffalumps?
Taht wuz Hannibal.
ay lubs it wenna plan coms tugethr.
An deh kitteh diversion will hab ebbryune laffing!
I, for one, welcome our kitteh… well, you know the rest.
Heh.
I wuz tellin my dotter ’bout our houskat when I was growin’ older (not up
) and how ’bout she’d wake up IN A TOTALLY DARK AND SPOOKIES HOUSE on my lap and stand an LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK way down the DARRRRRRRRRRRRRK hallwayz and totoaklly freek me out 
SO: What wuz SHE lookn at? What are THESE kittehs lookin at? It seemzez bigr n skairier than whutever it was that fitted in my old hous… EEK!
Forty yeerz on ‘n’ thos kittehs can STILL freek me out easy as pie
Teh moestest skayrk kitteh-luk is wen tehy suddenly flik tehre hed rown an stayr daon teh hall lyk “Ai not shor but…wus taht teh madaxmurderer Ai jus herd?”
Tehn tehy kerl up an go to sleep an yur up awl nite wit a shotgun!
Owr Ernie haz pikt up a noo habit – sit up strait onna bed at oh-dark-hundrid n GROWLLLL.
Dat getz ur attenshun in a HURREE.
Tuk a few dayz befor we figgurd it owt – he heerz teh furniss warmin up (programmbl thrmos– thermiss– hot n cold air thingee). Same darn furniss weev had fur three yeerz, dunno whi he dunt lyk it alluva sudin.
Heez a maynkoon – big kitteh, big windy growl, HOOOOOOOOOOO.
An old “Sylvia” cartoon went thusly:
How well do you know cats?
You are alone in a room with two cats. Suddenly they both turn and stare into the darkest part of the house. This means:
1) They hear a home invader and are trying to warn you;
2) They know it freaks you out and marvel at how often you fall for it.
I still fall for it!
Y’all noe dey is lookin at goastees. I doan mine admittun I bleeve it.
Enny uddur goastee bleevers?
nawt sew much goasts as a feeling that the energy ov awl ov us is loose in da whrilled. sumtimes we get a brush of a feeling dat feels familar. sumtimes we meet a live person that feels like sumone who has passed awn. sumtimes we relate to an idea or a culture dat we we has no previous experience with.
Maybe we are awll da same souls living lyfe over an over agian untill we git it rite : )
Yes!! Exactlee!
: )
I tihnk I wuz hauntid by a kitteh wear I workt (am a VetTek) fur awhyle. Him wuz a frennly goastee tho. I kep seein gray hayze zippin rouwn teh door jam, owt teh corner of mai eye. An tihs wuz 1 ov teh onlee kittehs allowt 2 rome loose in teh orfice – he curlt up on mai chare lots. Wuncer twize afder he wuz gon fur teh Brij, I felt a warm kitteh-size sircle on mai chare ( teh room wuz MT), an sevral tymes felt a kitteh nudge mai ankuls wen sittin at mai desk, but wen I look down, tehre wuz nobuddy. He wenna way aftwhile. Wuz 1 ov mai favrit payshunts an I mist him like 1 ov mai own.
Also hav herd ov peeps heerin collars/tags jingle long afder pet has heded 2 teh Brij. Sumtiymes I heer my goggie’s tayle thump, thump on teh floar if I role mai puter chare jis rite. I no is jes teh floarbords gronin, but am still sprized to not see her tehre, lukkin at me lyke “Wens U gittin off teh puter? Izzit walkie tyme?”
I am – sort of. ai hav ween and felt things that were – stranj. We had a ghost in mai furst theatre in Bad Cannstatt.
There is sumthing in teh barn ( besides the YNG wif the irining and the martoonies. An wayte – isn’t Keven Sorbo, an Alan Rickman – an teh otter YNG in teh closet . . .well – somewun else is there too but –
At nite – sumtiems – if you ar there reading awl comfy upstairs in teh evening – alone (lots ov auld comfy furnichure up there) – yoo will suddenlee feel a pricklee feeling in theh air – an yoo will begin to get teh goose bumps an a straynj chaynj in teh air pressure – an you KNOW taht yoo must get up at wunz and go into teh house – quickly – and not luk back. No, NOT luk bak!!!!
Phew, Janet, ai is sittin in a britely lit awfiss full ov peeps (live wuns) in teh middle of Lundun at ten in teh mornin an AWL TEH HARES ON TEH BAK OF MY NEK IS STANDIN UP. Ai dowt ai cud eber go back in teh barn nao – eben wiv teh nekkid irning guy an Alan Rickman in tehr. If u cud pass Danyull Craig in his speedos out to me I wud preseeate it.
Nao AI am sitting heer reelee lafffing. But itz OK – yoo can stil com heer. It onlee happens wehn yoo ar alone there. Wai, do you say, do you EVER go there alone? Taht is a gud qweschun – wich ai cannawt anser.
But – nawt to skeer yoo moar – I am nawt teh awnlee purrson hoo has felt this. Otters – liek mai sister Pyzi – hav too. An teh even stranjer part is taht – although we hadn’t, befoar ai found out she had felt it too, discussed it at awl, we both felt the “don’t luk bak” part. Ai hav NAWT luked bak -so ai still don’t know what will happen if ai do.
But is puffrektlee safe if there ar peeple there. Never happens wif otters there. And fur us, Danyull Craig and teh YNG ar alwayz there – so – no problemo!
you iz in lundun?
Ai iz in kalufornya… were iz ebrebody from? Wow.
Dat Y it BAAAD Cannstatt!
Furst teh cheezburgerz…den….da WERLD!!!!!
nom, nom, nom!
we can has ur univurrs?
Is nawt a qwestchun. Is statemint. We CAN has ur univurrs. An we will.
Today da werld, tomorrow da soler system!!
today da sowlar system, tomorrow da GALAXY!!!!!!
Hai, the kittehs gathered at dusk that evening…..
“youse-a sai the fishies would jumps right out ove de riber upto the streats here.”
Wears dem fins whens you needs em?//?
we all know they are already Masters of The Uneeverse. They just LET us think we have control
Mmm-hmmm. Dis whole elekshun thing is a sham. No kitteh is gonna let some stoopy hyoomin decide when to push teh button!
All of uz is meenies!
No1 did the nawt secund dans fer woodchuck!
(sigh) I guess I’ll do it.
shimmy, shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide, shimmy, slide
shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimy
slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!!
(huff puff)
need mai inhailr
Did ya like it? (blush)
as luverlii a danse as ah ebur did c ! : )
Dis is a berry gud dans.
(Speshullee teh slides.)
I m so sorree….I fot dey wuz all up dere slidin on dere belliez…..I need MY inhailr b4 I do dat….fink I mite haf to sit dis wun owt…but I m dere in spirit.
I sit owt wiff yoo COL…. I am still nawt up to dansing… *sigh* .. I eben took meddisins to halp .. but they din’t.
wutts rong, zippycat?
*wheels in special ah doan hab de energy tew danse cart*
*opens up big doors in large cart*
Here u go… fluffy chares fur each ov u, and look !!! martoonies ov anii flaver u want.
*digs around in bak ov cart*
ohhhh and nice cheese and craker snaks and hors de vores, sawft blankies….
just ask and u shall have it!
now ah will enterain u while you rest
*ahem*
*sings*
a woodchuck will slyde, tho shii cant sing,
an a princess will serve tho she has nothing,
a playwrite will pranse,
an a poet will danse .
awl tings heer r free
to change as dey will.
tho mayb gittin heer was both wais uphill
wiffin r company u r safe
an sune awl ur trubbles will b laid tew waste
Princess Mu, u r reelee sumteeng….
Hi Kaffleeen! Dare is nuffing wrong wiff me eggsept sore mussels. Dey are BERY BERY sore, but jest sore mussels. I did a big icky bad chest and bakk wurkowt on Toosdai .. an I guess I used my bye-sepps too mutch! I cawn’t strayten mai arms!! Iz onlee sore mussels, but owie. And advil, tylenol, capzasin creem .. nuffing is halping! Shud be a lawt bettr tomorro tho.
Wow, PM, yoo did a lurvely job wiff teh speshul kart! I hab nebber had a real martooni, but I hab lots heer on ICHC! Dey are teh awsum! Yor sawng is jest purrfect foar wut ails us!
Ahhh, teh floofy chares and sawfty blankees are halping… and the martooni is reelacksing me! Fankoo so mutch!
tanks sew mutch Kathleen an zippycat! ahm glad ah could halp : )
Hoo sez I cant sing?
I iz off-ended.
(Eben if itz twoo)
please tew b knot off-ended!!!
its juss da wai da wurd cames owt ov da komputear.
as a wise iteh bitteh kitteh wonce saed: ah piks ya caws ah luvs ya : )
ohai, princess mu!! ****mwa**** (dats a noiseh smooch)
i lurves ur song. i sry i late 4 prancin an dancin. i no can post at wurk. dey waches berry caerfuls. no streemin video. no streemin musik. … no fun…
i duz a new dantz. nawt hokey pokey or da wiggle dantz. dis new.
tippy tippy tippy toe
itteh bitteh steps
hands in da aer
wave like gentil breez
tippy tippy tippy toe
raiz nekk like swan
tippy hop tippy hop
stop
tippy
leep
nyce danse!
Princess Mu!!! Yur noo cart is- better tahn fabulolso! What shud we cawl it? Teh SadhtetdC? Or maybee just Teh PMCC – teh Princess Mu Comfort Cart(ftadhtetdp) (for the ai don’thav teh entergee todanse peepl.) Or – maybee – purrhaps just PMCC will doo! Supplied wif floofee chayres, martoonies, sawft blankies AND cakes and cheses and crakers. You have thought of EVERYTHING for the weary! Our hoam is even hoamier nau!!!
tanks Janet! PMCC would likelee b easier on da fingers : ). ah hope u has a nice day. : )
Whatevur yu kall it, fanks Princess Mu! I haz not been kwite up to par…i hope it is jus teh new meds. I apresheeates teh comfy chair ….it feels wunnerful! Yu are just too kind to all of us.
*wispurrs*
U noe, dere is peepul dat not likes all dis fun wee is habbin. Dey not think dis bee wut its all about.
Too bad, I say. Wee has freedum ub speech, an not beein nastee to nobodee.
/Dats all.
Yay woodchuck fer nawt-second. Sliding on ventral surface seems a very chuck-like thing. Plus [whispers cunspira... conspsriat ... like a sneeky persun] it’s fun.
ur rite : ) is fun
but ai donut wan land ai rathur jus siiiiinnnngg……
YOO stay eer n mayk shur EE dooznt LEEV.
right, make sure HE dusn’t leeve even if youcome an geddim.
No moar ryming nao I meant it!
ani body wanna peanit?
sorri. ah no ah jumped in ur game, but u reminded me ov one ov my own favorite games : )
(blushes, walks away quickly, looking innocent)
Princess Bride ref FTW!~
“Message for you, sir!”
Rite smak dab in da middul ob town
I’ze finded a payr ob dice whuts trubbel-prufe
(Up on de roof…)
… nooooo!
Dat wuz s’posed 2 b new commint…
But son, sumdai, thissle awl bee yurz…
whot? teh curtins?
MP!! One ub mai faborite lynes!
mee 2! mee 22!
Ai em never awn teh winnin side ob conf-konfli-struggles. Sew glade tu bii a kitteh slave en aloud to kip clinnin teh kitteh box an oppinin teh gushyfood cans in piece wen teh kittehs asheeve whirled dominance!
world domination.
http://www.wannasmile.com
By the way, RevWaldo, love the Monty Python reference!!!
i liekz to bii in amurrika
kai bi mii in amurrika
ebryting free in amurrika!
…fur a small fee in amurrika… *all cats sing*
WEST SIDE STORY!!!!!!!!!
That was one uf teh gratest moobees eba!!!!!
I luvs teh West Side Story!!!!!!Is so sad, though
when ur a cat
yur a cat all teh way
from ur furst catnip bite
to ur last dyin day
“Ai C kitties…
Lots o’ kitties…
An tehr pretti an witti and gaaaay!
An ai pitty ennie cat wut isn’t mee 2day!
whoz da pritty cat in dat mirror dere?
who can dat attrrrraktive cat be-eeee?
such a pritty fayce
such a pritty cat
such a pritty smile
such a pritty meeeee!
*pauses for tongue-bath*
Meowria!!
Meowria.
I jest metz a cat named Meowria.
and suddenlee dat name.
Canz nebber be de same again!
City Planning Cats
choose the new location of
burger factory.
Itz such a relief 2 finely sea a non-foto-chopped pichur, doan cha think?
6TCR rolly, rolly needz to noez wot city dis is. ICHC has opratibs all ovar teh werl, sumwon mus know!!!!
I haz teh saym kweschen.
Me too. Ai want too know!
enquyring minez…
This is Tokyo – Shinjuku or close by.
joo shur? bicoz i tinkz is malesia wit teh twin tauers
i maent kooala lumpurr in malesia
Ai fort teh twin tauers wus taller tahn dat. It cud bery well be Tokyo, but diffikult to tell witowt been able to see any of teh names awn teh bildins. The low bildins at teh frunt look laik Tokyo.
Mind yew, ai fort it wus Chicago at first, so maybe better nawt to lissen to me!
I am thinking yur rite. Mus be Tokyo, and des kittehs r smellin teh baked yellowtail collar at teh sushiibars belo. Waitin for closink time for teh trassh putout. mmmmm…..nommmmm….
The twin towers (really one building) is the Tokyo Metropolitan Building in Shinjuku. The architecture is tots Japan. I promise! see: http://www.johnharveyphoto.com/Japan/TokyoStart/MunicipalBuilding.html
Citee kitteh fatcats – kings ob awl tehy servay
” caws ah cat class an a stray cat style…”
de muddaship wuz suppozed to be heer to pick us up an hour ago.
do u spoze dey went to de rong skyskraper?
wuz dey in intergalactic dogfight wif goggie muddaship?
we will wayte heer til sunrize.
Today Da Beeg Apple Tomarmeow Da Wrld.
Dis nawt da Beeg Apple. Dis be da Beeg Mikan.
end cats seek total world domination
Tee hee.. I wuz gonna sai:
Wurld domminashun. We can haz it.
Dey haz it alreddy.
i for wun am kontent under mai kitteh masturs.
I for wun am NAWT kontent! I came hoam frum tayking the liddle hyoomins tew skool todai, and fownd cat barf awl ober 1/2 the landeeng awn the stairs! Den, I wuz kleening that up, an I cud heer teh dangded cat upchukking in the spair bedruum! ACK!
Do. Not. Want.
Srsly considdering … dair I sai it? “NO PETS!” *gasp* I sed it.
I guess I doan meen that srsly.. but wiff my arms hurteeng soe bad todai, and habing to kleen up affter taht cat awl ober teh playce…. Ugh… Sum dais, I wish I cud lib aloan!
I has a goggie hoo wud be glad to kleen up teh kitteh barf fur u.
EEEWWWW. I wishes joo din’t call to mind that incident.
((tries to wash out brain))
lol
EEEWWWW is rite. Nao hoo’s gonna cleen up teh SJ barf?
ohai zippycat.
mah boi kitteh cammie useta get owt da howse an rolls in pine needels. doan knows wai. mebbe dey skratcheeh… an denn he liket 2 nom gras. after nom gras: haaaaark.
i doan letz mah kittehs owt da howse. i frayed dey gets smoooshed in street or stoled. cammie knowded wuz bad 2 run owt. he runned owt so close 2 mah legg i feeled da furr on mah skin. den he chirp. den he roll. he doan come inn. finalleh, he comed in an puke on da flore. i no say “barf” cause “barf” kinda kyewt compar 2 whut he doned. i no lie. it cuvvered hole kichen flore. hole. kichen. flore. like sumbuddy horseh puke seeweed an milk – awll ober da flore. I open dore to take owt grabbage. cammie runned backs owt.
i were so mad lass time he runned owt dore. nao i sry. he no comed backs. dat wuz july. i miss mah cammie. i no miss da puke.
Oh, IBK, i so sowwy da ur kitteh didnlt cum back, so sad.
{{{{{{{{IBK an cammie}}}}}}}}}}
kitkay iz awlso srry 4 yore loss. I lost 2 wunnderful tabiies ‘cuz dey gotted hert frum carz outsyde.
my current tabbie iz also wilie–but when I hassto go out teh door–I puts my foot out 2 blocks teh kitteh, then squeekz my body out teh door, keepin’ my foot out 2 prevent hiz escape. Werkz pritty well. Old Labby is familyaire wiff teh process now–he hassta come in teh door kwicky whilst eye block teh Kat wif my foot.
fanksu 3rin an kitkay. i misses mah boi… mostely i tried 2 keeps him inside, an mostley it wurk, butt denn sum times no wurk. i useta walks owt dore backswurds. dat wurk. butt no gud iff u carries fings in da arms.
feed dis kitteh soam grass, to chew, even if it pukes it back up in 3 minits. He is needin grass to chew. it helps them barf up the furbalz once an fur awl. Wifout grass, just chuk-achuk-achuk no fur.
Den you wud like pets again.
Live aloan, Ai no like; creepy ghoasties moves in. Better wit kittehs.
the kittehs, thay iz thinkun ‘bowt 2012.
Dey Mayan kittehs, mebbee?
Oar enterin teh Lundun Oh Lympics?
so is this is what that new J.J. Abrams film is about…..no wonder they kept it secret… the monsters are cats! So then ‘Cloverfield’ must be the name of the main monster cat. I figured it out!
Mebbe de neggst produshun ub KATS will hab de reel ting in it!
AI waz so dizzypointed wen ai found out de one on Brawway all doze yeers didnhab a SINGAL KITTEH in id!
I dunno, mebbe a myoosikal wid reel kittehs in it wud be pretty boring. Dey’d stroll owt on stayg, lik their buttz, an take a nap for 2 howrs, wid an intermisshun for turning arownd an faycing teh uther way for the rest uv teh nap.
butt tihnk uv teh chanse uv a reel hissy fite! teh drawma!
Ai speckted dem tu be purrformin; taut sumun sumhau had taut tem tu du tings wen asked.
LOL PHOTOSHOP
Dat mebbe – but iz inchessin picher nebbahdehlezz
an a byootiful job too.
Binglol!
Teh Progresivz wayt for 2008
Catnarok is nigh! Repent!
it waz a brite an clowdee nite……..
in da city, hyoominz must fight too survive…
he sold chbrzs on da corner…and teh kittehmob uanted in
don vito catleone:” uat dis? u dare insult my jenerosity?! I SEZ NO PIKKLEZ!! i feeds u too da lolrus! take’ym away boyz!”
*nom nom nom*
comming soon
Seven down, 993 to go.
What are we going do today, Brain? Same thing we do every day, Pinky–take over the werld!
hay!!! U ben finkin teh same fing eye ben finking!
i can has photoshop big tyme? note how sekund kitteh frum left is not tewtally thar…..
Jus lissen to teh rithem of a gentul kittteh nova (belli slyde)
U’ll b dancin with em too beefor teh nite iz ova
Happi agen…
Teh lites r mutch briter tehre
U can foreget awl ur trubels, foreget awl ur kares, and go
Dountoun – wehre all teh lites r brite
Dountoun – waytin for u tonite
Dountoun – ur gona b alrite now
Petula Clark! boi, dat takes meh bak. . .
ai 4 1, welcum our fuzzy wuzzy kitteh oberlodes
luk at teh messes teh hyoomins hab maed ob it all. shirley, we can doo bedder.
carnt . . . resist . . .
dun call me shirley!
(sorry)
tahts wut u wuz spowzd 2 sai!
I haz a kweschun – wy my burgerz keep dissapeerin today? i vote, n i kom bak n dey ar gon.
I no dey wuz mine cuz i voted on wunz wif no burgerz – it sez fank yoo, posts wun burger, n den i kom bak n der ar NO burgerz agen. Zeero burgerz.
Enybuddy els hav dis happin?
ai m havin teh eggsact same prollem.
nut shore whut tu do aboot eet.
Ai had no burgerz at awl – nothin to voat awn at awl.
Let me refraze dat – it wuz wun VOTE, not wun BURGER. By wun, i ment singl, five-burger votez.
I dont tend to do anyfing but five – if it not a five to me, i just dont vote.
But still, dey not stikkin today.
Saem hair – jes shadowz afder votin.
gurl kittehs’ nite owt…wunna dem’s sayin, do u really tink mr right is out there?
(moody bloos: i know ur out dere somewhere, somewhere, somewhere…)
What city is this??
Tokyo near Shinjuku.
Cittee ubz Gawthumm
willz soon beez laydz 2 wayste by
Catwoomun andz croo
Dayz sneekz in bie nyte
awn sylent Catz feetz lyke a
sillkee bank ubz fawg
Infiltrayt t3h baknz
andz rich Hewminz’ Manshunnz.
Walkz awff wiff foarchunez
Jack.
hurray!!!!hurrayy!!!! OKeh, you win mi poetical lolheart.
Photoshop or not, who cares??? Anyone heard of artiistic license? I love this picture and it would be a terrific poster for my wall at work!
Next to the one of the cat using the Empire State Building as a scratch post, with the caption of Mew York Mew York.
Kittehs its there world, we just live in it and do their bidding!
” Wherz dem’s stoopid sities lemminz gozes”
Atlas Shrugged?
Who iz John Galt?
Ayn rand.. atlas shrugged, and the fountin head (oh wate i cant furgit we da living) helped me learn ov a werld beyond my physivcal vacenity. as a young woman, and still now , ah find her writin fasinatin.
Peeps in teh ovver bildings: “not 2nite, deer. Sumpins not rite. I jes git teh feelin am bein watcht.”
Ceiling Cat is watchin gus…frum a distince….
wurld dummyination
let us show u it
TOKYO!!!! SHINJUKU!!! I lived in that neighborhood for ten months, very, very, very close to where that picture was taken! OMG!
Tanks fur tellin us.
So mennee inkwyrin mainds…
I live in Tokyo, but thought it was taken somewhere near Shinagawa. What neighborhood, and what are the twin buildings called?
How come nokitteh mentioned A Dream of a Thousand Cats?
I did, but I was a bit subtle.
They are thinking about world domination…..obviously.
most awsum piksher…. soooooper beautiful
SOON.
’tis teh eve ub ICHC’s anniversary.
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..
This look like a scene frum: City of Angels:
“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. “
reminds of stephen kings “IT” oô
kitteh world domination…
just around the corner
Alfred Hitchcock made many films. But “The Cats,” sequel to the thriller, “The Birds,” was deemed too horrifying, and never showed outside of teh Sundance Film Festival.
Well, one question: Where do I find the source of this picture?
Hm… I think that picture was taken from somewhere just northwest of Shinjuku, in Tokyo.
Shinjuku, Tokyo!! HARH… i seez em everyday…teh twin towers
wut u meen suun?