hamster space program
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off to a bad start.
(Jus so dat u kno. Hamsters r masters of teh tight squeeeezez. Dey r not being hurt.)
wen ur having a bad day, think of…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: FlopsyHamster









thar haz bein impedimentz in teh spiec floh
Cleerly, teh nawt sekund danse must be… da wurm!
*drop*
*flop*
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(also, iz guud foar teh abz.)
Hey, trtskh!!! U gets a Furstee Dants!!!
Wut kind shall it bee?
i goez wiv miekski on dis wan. ebberywan doez teh wurm on 3..2..NAO!
*drop
flop
flop flop*
*flops aroun*
finally!!! a danz ai kan akshully do!
*trips over rug
falls on floor
flops around”
wrigglol….
turtlol tries tew dew wurm…ends up on back, shell twirling ‘roun… ugh! chelonian nawt gud at annelid danse. Sawry….
dis mai kine ov dans!!
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*snore*
snunch over youse guyz….
*drop*
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*bump*…oops sorree - dere be lotsa cheezpeeps wurmin round down heer!
congrats to trtskh!
No really, I DO NOT WANT 2 DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a doctor, not a hamsternaut!
much win!
Now really, how can you not like this?
Kitteh sez: “sushee rowl, yer doin’ it rong.”
HAM-burger, yer doin’ it rong.
Hamster maeks new yeerz rez to “slim down” - hamster slimfast, yor doin it rong!
Luks liek weh Winnie teh Pooh was stuck in teh door to Rabbit’s howse.
Srsly, hamster can fit froo hole teh size of a quarter.
Hamsters njoy emtee TP toobs. Iz gud for chooing an hiding contents of powches.
I r not pen…nvrmind
Scottee… beem mee outa heeeerrr!
You canna due it capin! Yo’are jus tu beeg fur da jefferies tube!
an teh cg boys woant shave auf teh powns dis taim!
And now we see the flaws inherent in the system!
halp! Halp! ahm bein repressed!
soon 2 B expressed!
wen i poof on blow-gun, Do Not Want it 2 blow back!
I tell you, SHUT UP!!!
Monty Python refs FTW!!!11!
Um…knotwontin too bee teh krood, butt did enneewun els luk at dis an tink “hamstah moah lyklee 2b splorin [ahem] ‘innah spays’ wiv dis choob”? Jus saeyin - mebbee ai jus hav filfee mynd… [blushings]
Tony,
Iz mus have same bad mind…very distubin…
Hammie DO NOT WANT!
Doan feel bad, tony james….it occurred to me, too. Den I pushed it awai.
Yup. And Yup. Tehre was a neuscaster in the Philly area in teh 80’s taht wuz suspishuned to liek teh hammies taht [blush... ahem... coff...] way. Pleh. To eech his/her own, I guess.
NOOOO! Wrong to hurt hammies ….culd be urban legenz, tho…
I dunno…*Hello? ASPCA … ?*
richard gere, is that you?
whups, shoulda looked down. oh well, how about
( GUINEA ) PIGS … IN … SPACE … !!!
( no fat jokes, please. )
hamsternaut iz ear-o-tayted to dizcover taht sekond geer haz been laybuld “Richard” by hiz fello hamsternauts in teh program
I’m waiting for the “Lemmiwinks & Mr. Slave” and the “Richard Gere” Comments…
No want Gere rear!
mai fren just sent mii dat lemmiwinks games!!! sew crude, yet sew funniii
I’s prefer Lemmings to Lemmiwinks.
We need a lol lemming…. lolming?
Too much hamster, or nawt enuf space?
Lolhamster engneers forgotted difruns btwn yards an meturz….
hamster dynamiks not aerodynamiks !!
Armageddon!
Unfortunately, that’s the first thing that jumped into my mind too.
Hilarious!
“Dey tells me teh innernet issa sris of toobes. Ai been to teh innertubes. Nawt so grate, akshully”
maybee iz a dumb truck afterawl?
Hoosten, we haz a problemz.
Ha Ha verry funzzy…
I can has heat shield for rocket?
Itz a hammie burito …
ore else hammie manikotee?
or else hammie cannoli
Take teh hammie, leave teh cannoli.
yeeh!!! I wuz goin’ say taht! GMTA!!!
(bud eye wood purrfurr 2 take teh cannoli, I fink)
Yup, kitkay, ai fuxted it. Shuda bee leave teh hammie, take teh cannoli, for Gawdfawthurs ref. I fuxtaposeded it. Duhh.
hammie blunt!
No tahnx, dawg, we taight. U jes smoak dat up awl 2 yoarsef.
Hosten we have 2 problm, stuck n’ got to go…
lolz..
hammie vry braev, but srsly, i tihnk tehy ne3d to frow a few moar dollrs in teh spaec porgrum……..
Stupid budget cuts…DO NOT WANT!!!
brought to you from darkest Borneo, the weapon of choice for pygmy headhunters, the dreaded poison hamster blowgun.