hamster space program
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off to a bad start.
(Jus so dat u kno. Hamsters r masters of teh tight squeeeezez. Dey r not being hurt.)
wen ur having a bad day, think of…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: FlopsyHamster
thar haz bein impedimentz in teh spiec floh
Cleerly, teh nawt sekund danse must be… da wurm!
*drop*
*flop*
*flop*
*flop*
(also, iz guud foar teh abz.)
Hey, trtskh!!! U gets a Furstee Dants!!!
Wut kind shall it bee?
i goez wiv miekski on dis wan. ebberywan doez teh wurm on 3..2..NAO!
*drop
flop
flop flop*
*flops aroun*
finally!!! a danz ai kan akshully do!
*trips over rug
falls on floor
flops around”
wrigglol….
turtlol tries tew dew wurm…ends up on back, shell twirling ‘roun… ugh! chelonian nawt gud at annelid danse. Sawry….
dis mai kine ov dans!!
*drop*
*flop*
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*snore*
snunch over youse guyz….
*drop*
*flop*
*flop*
*bump*…oops sorree – dere be lotsa cheezpeeps wurmin round down heer!
congrats to trtskh!
No really, I DO NOT WANT 2 DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a doctor, not a hamsternaut!
much win!
Now really, how can you not like this?
Kitteh sez: “sushee rowl, yer doin’ it rong.”
HAM-burger, yer doin’ it rong.
Hamster maeks new yeerz rez to “slim down” – hamster slimfast, yor doin it rong!
Luks liek weh Winnie teh Pooh was stuck in teh door to Rabbit’s howse.
Srsly, hamster can fit froo hole teh size of a quarter.
Hamsters njoy emtee TP toobs. Iz gud for chooing an hiding contents of powches.
I r not pen…nvrmind
Scottee… beem mee outa heeeerrr!
You canna due it capin! Yo’are jus tu beeg fur da jefferies tube!
an teh cg boys woant shave auf teh powns dis taim!
And now we see the flaws inherent in the system!
halp! Halp! ahm bein repressed!
soon 2 B expressed!
wen i poof on blow-gun, Do Not Want it 2 blow back!
I tell you, SHUT UP!!!
Monty Python refs FTW!!!11!
Um…knotwontin too bee teh krood, butt did enneewun els luk at dis an tink “hamstah moah lyklee 2b splorin [ahem] ‘innah spays’ wiv dis choob”? Jus saeyin – mebbee ai jus hav filfee mynd… [blushings]
Tony,
Iz mus have same bad mind…very distubin…
Hammie DO NOT WANT!
Doan feel bad, tony james….it occurred to me, too. Den I pushed it awai.
Yup. And Yup. Tehre was a neuscaster in the Philly area in teh 80’s taht wuz suspishuned to liek teh hammies taht [blush... ahem... coff...] way. Pleh. To eech his/her own, I guess.
NOOOO! Wrong to hurt hammies ….culd be urban legenz, tho…
I dunno…*Hello? ASPCA … ?*
richard gere, is that you?
whups, shoulda looked down. oh well, how about
( GUINEA ) PIGS … IN … SPACE … !!!
( no fat jokes, please. )
hamsternaut iz ear-o-tayted to dizcover taht sekond geer haz been laybuld “Richard” by hiz fello hamsternauts in teh program
I’m waiting for the “Lemmiwinks & Mr. Slave” and the “Richard Gere” Comments…
No want Gere rear!
mai fren just sent mii dat lemmiwinks games!!! sew crude, yet sew funniii
I’s prefer Lemmings to Lemmiwinks.
We need a lol lemming…. lolming?
Too much hamster, or nawt enuf space?
Lolhamster engneers forgotted difruns btwn yards an meturz….
hamster dynamiks not aerodynamiks !!
Armageddon!
Unfortunately, that’s the first thing that jumped into my mind too.
Hilarious!
“Dey tells me teh innernet issa sris of toobes. Ai been to teh innertubes. Nawt so grate, akshully”
maybee iz a dumb truck afterawl?
Hoosten, we haz a problemz.
Ha Ha verry funzzy…
I can has heat shield for rocket?
Itz a hammie burito …
ore else hammie manikotee?
or else hammie cannoli
Take teh hammie, leave teh cannoli.
yeeh!!! I wuz goin’ say taht! GMTA!!!
(bud eye wood purrfurr 2 take teh cannoli, I fink)
Yup, kitkay, ai fuxted it. Shuda bee leave teh hammie, take teh cannoli, for Gawdfawthurs ref. I fuxtaposeded it. Duhh.
hammie blunt!
No tahnx, dawg, we taight. U jes smoak dat up awl 2 yoarsef.
Hosten we have 2 problm, stuck n’ got to go…
lolz..
hammie vry braev, but srsly, i tihnk tehy ne3d to frow a few moar dollrs in teh spaec porgrum……..
Stupid budget cuts…DO NOT WANT!!!
brought to you from darkest Borneo, the weapon of choice for pygmy headhunters, the dreaded poison hamster blowgun.
Fuse?… Whaddya mean fuse?… No want fuse!
I does this wif mah ham all da tiemz. Blaaaast off!
Hamstah Xmas cracka!
Whoeva get spine win!
dat a hampon?
must be Rodex brand
did u mean tampon?? LOLZ!
no its a hammyhampon. not berry abzorbint tho.
an cud do wit teh longer tayul…
earth belo uz dreefteeng fawling . . .
well yu gawt fallin rite, tahts fer sertin!
Dang the hamstorpedoes, full speed ahead!
Mr. Whipple is afraid of ROUS’s – (Rodents Of Unusual Softness)
tee, hee, hee!
Kwite frankly – I duzznt tink dey eggzists! Oh wayt, derz a pikshoor on de Interwebz, so it MUST be troo. Dey DO eggzist!
that’s seriously very cruel
I hope your hamster bites your finger off
It is NOT cruel. Hamsters’ bodies can squeeze & contort in ways humans can only DREAM of. You give a rodent a toilet paper tube, and they will love it for as long as it lasts. It’s a dream come true to play with one; haven’t you ever watched them?
In anodder lyf, I axully new a resurch — er reseer — er syntess who went to da steppes of Sibeerya an collect sibey hamps for her projek. Sent um home in mailin toobs, wid one chow pellet, and they SURBIBED. An kyoooot — lil guys, with hairy FEET so dey not stik to ice!
u dun noes teh rodentz. if hed fitz inside, rest uv bodee doz too. dey lieks smal plases, iz safe instink – big hunturz animuls cant fit, cant ketch & be eated.
Yups. Had hammies when I wuz liddul. Geev them toylit papur toob, an teh onlee crewl ting iz makin hammie tink “ok, does I hyd in eet, oar does I shred eet up foar bedding?”
Unlez kex thinks hammie been held to hi up… dey noe haz feer uv da hites, an will jump down frum hi playces. When wuz liddul, I cood nawt play wif hammies on da tablol… dey wood walk rite awf da edj.
Maybe ur hammie no can haz depth purcepshuns?
teh hammies iz very short-sitedz and canz ony see cupple ov inches. Must watches dem on tables else dey will hang off teh edge bi der kyootie bak footsiez and den juss dropz and can hurtz self.
lol, hammies not reel smrt. now ratz, dey iz smrt rodentz! dis wy u see peeplz wif ratz on sholdur, rat smrt enuf not to wok off edjs uv tings. ratz, dey also lurned deyre nam, lurn trix. bezt trix hammie noes iz how menny tings ken stuf in face.
tuu bad ratz hev dur bad reputeshons. wish I cud hev rat fur pet, but mom tinks dey’s uglee.
Rats doo mayke a berry fyne pet. wii had awl kinda rodnets an odder petz whin my youg-uns were youg, an wii hadda lotta fun with teh hammies, 2.
Hamster misslol!
NNEEERRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*booom*
…okai, yeah…dat wuz stoopee….
not enuff space in this program…FAIL
grund ctrl to major tom, ur doin’ it wrong
♫ heer i iz floten in mah tin can…♫
SPACE program?! I thot dis wuz muh new condo unit!
Cigga anyone…?
I don wana sez it, but I hafta sez it… Iz it olny me, or iz any1 els thinkn…
Richard Gere Insertion device… :-X
For next trick, u iz sawing me in half??
so, dis is how teh longcat traynin wurkz?
This is literally my dearly departed hamster. His name was Gup. I’m not sure how his picture got on here, but it makes me smile. He liked to hurl his poop at me, which I was oddly ammused by. We one sailed him across the kitchen sink in a cereal bowl. He loved hanging out in toilet paper tubes, and then eating them.
Oh Susan, Gup is famous!
Many of us try and try and we never make it to the front page. This is also the eve of the first ICHC anniversary, which makes Gup extra special! He is the last picture of the first year of ICHC!!!
You should send a message to the Cheezes so you can get the proper credit for your photo and your beloved Gup. He’s a very cute little guy.
Congratulations!
hai susan–I lubbed yore hamster storee–sounds lyke he waz lubbed in his humane famibly. Gup hadda a nice personalitee. Wut a sweet-hart!
hai romeow–fanks so mush fore tellin us ’bout teh anniversery! I’d ben poasting sinse November, so eye naut a n00b, butt a fist-year-y!!!
Hamsters champeeyuns at Olimpik Turd Toss.
Sadly, he never made it to space. Rest in peace, sweet prince.
i beleeves hamsterses goes to rainbow bridge 2, all pets go …
sorree fur yur loss, susan
Soree for yur loss. Gup waz luvly hamstur. He look lyk my frend Ginger, shes a rat thoh but same color. He sound frendly. I sure he appriciatd your grate treetment ov him.
Yo Freud: no all cigar be just cigar
No but Freud had perspekive — SOMETIEMS they just R!
We have a hamster called “flump”
We named her this because of the noise made by the classroom hamster being blown out of a tube like this.
(no hamsters were injured in this scientific investigation)
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i meens ‘habitrail™’ – sry
iz a hammie doobie! puff puff pass!
This is Major Gup to Ground Control
I’m stepping through teh door
And I’m floating in teh most peculiar way
And teh stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a paper tube
Far above the floor
Planet Earth is blue
and there’s nothing I can do.
Iz in Reechard Geer’s bunz wigglin my hips. Kthx.
Hey!
Wen u aked if ai wud halp wid ICHC anniversary celebrashins ai nowt kno this wat u ment!
H A L P!
smoke em if you gotz em
U can NOT has cannoli!!1!
Dat remindezez mee!
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/hamsterdance.htm
So dis be wat the kreem fillin in da twinkee feelz lyke
at first i thought it was a penis with balls and eyes… odd…
philly blunt
sooo cute!!!! hamster take off!
i tought hamstr cigahs were iwwegaw in de USofA!?!
“Calling Richard Gere.
Come to the front desk.
We have a package for you.”
owwwwwwwww so cute