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Aww doggie looks so sad
. Small atomic cat should befwiend it!
happee nawt secconds banana! u beeted mai!
Eee! Thees are nevar happend to me befoar! I are so excited!!
Congratz to yoo, Banana! Yoo did REELEE well. It iz an astonishing momint, izzn’t it? Wun has no idea what it’z going to bee liek until – BOOM!! Thar yoo ar! “no comments.” An OMG
moment if evar thar wuz wun!
Ai go below nao and joyne the dansee ov Joi fur yoo.
kitty’s got a five-head !!!
LOL, mush biggr tahn a 4hed.
U r so rite, Banana! An I noe hee will!! Nutthin qwite as sweet as a big ole doggie pertektin his littul bitteh kitteh frend.
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for
Furgive mee fur bein differunt….while I dants ur congratulatorree dants too dis song, “Dat’s Wut Frens R 4″
U sure it wont eats me?
nawt woriez bebe kitteh. goggie nawt gonna eats u. goggie b ur frien. mebbe u kan get offer kittehs mad at u, then run to frien goggie, and sey “sees, me nice 2 meh, overwise mai frien goggie gonna hurtz u!”
Wow – New dog is so huge! And he’s trying to pretend he doesn’t see me. Ha. I know, he’s ignoring me cause he likessme. Of course he likes me – I’m soooooooo cute and irresistable!!!!!! But I know how to get him to look at me. I’ll bat at his paw, or pretend his big goofy ear iz a piece of sting…..I’ll bug him until he has to notice me. Cause I’m sooooo cute. AND THEN HE WILL FALL UNDER MY CONTROL………….
And then later while he’s sleeping, I’ll climb on top of head, and walk up and down his back. Then I’ll swat at his tail, and perhaps give it a bite or two. If he tries to move away from me I’ll grab on with my little pointy claws. When he’s eating, I’ll rub all around his legs, and purr at the top of my machine. When he’s asleep, I’ll curl up next to his head, under his ear, where my purring machine will be heard at top volume. My human will find this irresistable, and take our picture. Big Goofy Dog will soon be devoted to me, cause I’m sooooooo cute, AND HE WILL FOREVER BE UNDER MY CONTROL…….
Just lyke my humin
:devilish laughter
soooo trooooo….
*splortz*
(at teh furrpuff kitteh)
(ok, i tink teh rinklgoggie is teh kyutes 2.)
bringd mai oan towill -sok CCC.
Thankz, kittehlurve. Verree thotful indeed.
Kitteh : Ohai! Ai’m Nermal, teh werld’s kewtest kitten, cum to stay!
Goggeh : no moar walkies, no moar treetz, no moar pettinz….teh kitteh’s gonna hog teh limelite. Ai wunder if ai can mail him sumwehr?
SJ – ai hav just come frum visiting a certain sumwun. Wehn did yoo maek yur poast tath got “eated.” Ai think ai am about to trai it, too.
ai trai again. SJ – wehn did yoo poast a certain commint taht got “eated?”
Was a few howrs ago – some posts ai made later has shown up but nawt taht wun.
Hmmmmmm. Thinking cap awn.
I hadz a commentz sumtim las week- weiz waz tawkin ’bout opera, I madez comment jus tawlkin bout different opera. Waiz der fur ’bout a dayish- then glup! it got eated- neber too return… ( sos I guess itz fatez is still unlearned…..)
momcat
Garfield – “So waht?”
Nermal – “But waht kan B maor imorant daht kewetnezz?”
Garfield >splatz Nermal wit paw< “Size!!”
Iz not fat – Iz just big boned…
Kitteh vs. Dog: de real prezadenshal debait.
littl kitteh saiz…
wow u has vary big smell big kitteh
Would you like the not second dance, banana?
shimmy, shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide, shimmy, slide
shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimy
slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!!
(huff puff)
need mai inhailr
Did ya like it? (blush)
Oooh! Is most wundiful dance I ever see! Fankoo! Mebbe you shood get job as profeshunl dancer?
Aw, fankoo, Mr. Banana (blush)
I do dans in mai spare time.
I guess youcould say I am a profeshunul.
I do nawt secund danses for kittehs around the U.S!
Ai’m gonna doo what yoo are doing, cuckoocat – luks gud. an ai am NAWT a danser – so everbuddee pleese just luk at cuckoocat.
shimmy, shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide, shimmy, slide
shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimy
slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!! Ta DAAAAAAAH!!
you is a really good danser!
You should think about having a job as doing the nawt secund danse fer other kittehs!
Ai joinz teh dans.
Ai maykes JCH4K luk reelie gud!
*shimmy, shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide, shimmy, slide
shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimy
slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!!
…. fallz ober*
U iz very gud 2, handikat!!
“shimmy, shimmy,
slide, slide,
shimmy, slide, shimmy, slide
shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy
slide,
JAZZ HANDS!!!
Fosse hat, Fossee hat,
werk dem hips
FOSSE HAT!
I joins in too, shake my tail, shake my head
slide slide
wiggle mah butt and Jazz pawz
Concatulationz banana.
Bananaz be a Black bear the school mascot for UMaine
is you related to himz?
Oooh, Ai am ennjoying wachin this dans frum the cowch! Yoo awl are bery gud .. eben if u ar not prefeshunal dansers, yoo ar up thare gibing it yur best, and that makes yoo gud!!
Ai will joyn yoo in the JAZZ HANDS!!! frum heer awn teh cowch! Ow… dat hurted my arms.
Mebbee yoo shud just do slo-mo jazz hands. Teh “pop” is troolee – a bit enerjetik.
Sorree you ar hurting nao. Hav yoo a sawft blankie an sum choklit? Heer’s sum, if yoo needz them.
Fankoo Janet!! I do needz them todai… I fink I will awlso tayke sum meddisin an go hab a hot baff. I awlreddy hab a heeting pad on mai sorest arm. Happns tew bee mai mausing arm too, so I may nawt be dooing mutch commpyootr stuffs todai!
(Ai awlwais fink ov u, Janet, becuz yoo ar in Teenytiny Ingerland, no? I hab an aunt hoo libs in Ingerland, named Janet!)
i fot Janetch4K was in meeshigun? hunh. eyem confuzzled.
here’s sum Purubian hawt chawklut fur you- ebben bedder tahn yesderday!
hope you feel bettah soon.
Janet is awn teh shors ob teh bootiful layk mishigun an sadly nawt in Teeny tiny Ingerlan. Ai kno tihs cos, if she wus in Ingerlan, she wud be mai naybur!
PS: Yur Anty Janet? Ai tink Ai kno her! She livs nex-dor-but-wun to me!
Okai, I wuz confuzzled. I thot I saw a poast where J4K wuz in Ingerlan. I knoe a lawt of u AR in Ingerlan! Tee hee! That wud be funnee iffen yoo reely DO knoe my Anty! She libs neer Leic.. Less… Um .. sowns like Lesteshir.
Leicsestershire? Lawd, my Ingrish spelleeng is horribobel. I knoe how to spell ware my daddycat growed up tho! Nottingham! Ha! An the towne ware my mommycat growed up is Melton Mowbray. *grin* I will mayk planz to go vizit mai Anty and will come vizit yoo too, Ambercat!
An to Mary .. fankoo for the “feel bettahs” .. I akshully hab ice awn mai rite arm nao cuz it hurts soe badd!
But the ice is halping! Yay!
Melton Mowbray is moestly faymus for teh pork pys! Yu mus trai sum, if yu com ober. An Nottingham has a layce museeum – it yus to has a layce industree but we donut rilly has industrees in teenytiny Ingerlan ennee moer. An Leicester has teh yummy red cheez; rilly gud for cheezontoes!
u puts cheez on toes in teeny tiny Ingerland??? u is stwange!!
i puts teh perty nale pollish on mai toes.
*gigglol*
me too .. an I putz cheez on .. bred oar crakkers.
OOoooh, speeking ov Ingerlish cheez … mai Anty Janet useded to hab a dairy an they mayde stilton cheez thare! Yummee nom noms!
Kitteh: I play teh part of Turner, yoo be Hooch, kay?
Goggie: I wants to be Turner, yoo be Hooch.
Kitteh: Has yoo luked in teh mirror? Yoo ARE Hooch!
Goggie: Okay, I be teh Hooch stunt dubbel.
Kitteh: Neber mind. Mayking moovees being harder den I thot.
DO NOT WANT BE HOOCH! Has seen end to movie! Much sad! Alwayz cryz. Love puppehs at end, but miss Hooch much.
iz onli kitteh!
Hey peeplez. Thar be a noo loldog site! Cum check it owt!
http://ihasahotdog.com/
goggie! dun tawk bowt kitteh liek taht!!!!!
Morning Breath
Ai hav tu wunner huz sayin? Mebbe bote?
you lil floof..not speaking to you…mommy scolded me today…
when i told u to go play in the fan i wuz jus joking ok?
Ack, can’t fink up a kommint awn teh pikshur…. soe I’ll juss sai gud moarning tew awl my Cheezfrens! Hao ar yoo todai? I am gud, but juss got bakk into mai wayte-lifteeng wurkowts, so mai arms an chest an bakk are bery bery BERY sore! Owie.
I fink todai I’ll skip teh dansin an awl that, but concatumalations to Banana awn yur nawt-sekkond! I will snoogle up awn the cowch wiff sum hot tee and a blankee…
Ai feelz yer payne, zippycat. Ai has been werkin mai try-sepps verreh hard tu git rid uv teh flappy skins dere, an naow dey is verreh soar.
We can rest awn the cowch an wach eberyone else dans. Yoo and me needz a rest! Mai bakk and chess are sore, but moasly iz mai bye-sepps… rite arm moar than left… I musta dun tew mutch wiff my rite arm sumhow. I cawn’t eben strayten mai arms! ugh.
Kitteh iz thinkin, they gonna ned da big Botox needle for thiz goggie!
Butt .. iz a NICE table fan, no ugli …
Look at the floompf on that kitteh!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Googie sai:
I allus gets tihs. No-wun ebber lub me foar who ai iz. *sigh*
PS – taht should sai “goggie
I can has brayne naow, pls?
butt i likes googies…
eets GINORMOOSE!!!!!!!!
keeps eet awai!, keeps eet awai!
why i’m hideous ?
I fink itz teh goggies werds in kapshun.
Bakstoree: He, teh goggie been fayful pal to fambly, adn tehn BOOM sumbuddy getz kyute splortalishus kitteh fur Koptik Katmus. He, teh goggie, nawt awl taht fond ob teh floof,akshully. At leest, nawt yet. He haf mewnitty to kewt until hims (the kitteh) kurlz up nex to hims (the goggie).
jest sayin….
splortalishus(c) – lending a halping hand to MizHizzyFitz – ai hope.
©
“©” without the quotes
explanation not very useful that way, so I try again – leave the spaces out when you do it:
& copy ;
splortalishus ©
splortalishus©
Oooooooo – D Marie. Fank yoo so mutch. Ai am dazzleded!!! We can be saving awl ar werds????
Wel, hoo ebber sez dis, goggie or kitteh, is berry rude. SUMbuddy needz to apawl… opol… say dey are sorry rite dis minnit. Bofe lolfrenz is mitey kyoot… no hiddyus in dis pikcher!
Twoo! An dey needz tu lern to apppurrsheade eechudder for der manee wunnderful qualitees.
Beeg doggeh nawt so
hiddee~uss. Liddill Kitteh
will fyndz dat owt soon
Doggeh habz lawtza
playses 4 coazee purreeng
curlldz up Kitteh Napz
Liddill Kitteh habz
2 maykz furst moov. Doggeh canz
beez verreh payshunt
Liddill furrbawll can
snuggilz undurr Doggeh’s eer.
Dat wun nebburr faylz!
Jack.
Awwwwwww. Elebentmilliyn burgers to yoo – if they were there to give. Missing mai burgers agan!
ohai, janet. i has ur burgers. memmember i was complaining bowt has no burgers?
I HAS MAH BURGERRS DA BACKS!! nao i happeh gurl agin.
butt sry dey taked ur burgers, gived dem 2 meh…
kitteh: “p u ! woo cut teh sheez???”
pup: *averts eyes*
da smeller da feller
Yah, I got wrinkies, but u gots teh skwishded nosie. U a fine wun to talk!
a googie 4 mai verre own i wil naim hem jorj n ai wil hug hem n pet hem n clim on top ov hem…
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/just_a_little_p.html
I b’leeve kitteh’s cuzzin stripey-kitteh has already found out what goggie wuz gud 4, and it wuz right here on ICHC too. I duzn’t noez how to post links
, tho, without the whole comment disappearing.
The lolkapshun wuz “I has a hat”, it wuz from June 16, 07, submitted by Bianca. Bebbeh kitteh shuld see it, know how to expl… ’sploit… use goggie to best advantage. Very useful for sunny or rainy days. Multifunction goggie, as it were. Ebery haus shuld have a few.
Let’s try this: Type in the ichc URL, then add -2007-06-16-i-has-a-hat- replacing all the dashies with slashies. That oughta werk.
kittah is muvin into atteck mode
I just heard this great true story about a dog and a cat that really loved each other. They lived together for 17 years and when the cat died, the dog went out in the yard, dug up the cat, and brought him back in the house.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3162659.ece
That is what I was afraid of when I buried Sabre kitteh. So I planted an Arbor Lodge tree on top of him. Revenant kitteh, Do.Not.Want.
Sweet and yet eww at teh same time.
moastly eww…
must put lime in grave – helps w decomposition thus altering odor and deters critters from ‘exploring.’
I toadally saw dat 2…grate story, huh?
that doggie iz not heedious!! i has one just likes him!!
totally awesome.
u 1 2 talk, squish-face!!1!
omfg thats huge dog
O GAWD! DASS A HUGE GOGGIE!
OWH GAWD!