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Cheezburger Network Blog
kitteh: RAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!!
nuuzman: Iz not a cheezburger!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RAAAWRR!! I coulda been not second dees tiem!
I will challengez u to a dance off!
I nose! Joo-awl cood dance a good-ol’-fashioned Hake in the old Maori war-danse kustom—be sure 2 make a fierse fase like the d00d and teh kAt pishured–and doan fergit 2 YELL!, and pleez 2 B stickn yore tung owt!
An if pawsible, plz to get teh tattooos awn ur faces too. Moar orfentik.
detz owl too complikitteh! how ’bout some good ole’ crunking?
crunking, halfbeast???? What iz this “crunking” to wich yoo refur?
crunking iz kind uf dansin, go luuk it up!
R dhoz nawt Hak_u_s?
Dese suggestions is expandin my horizons. I spose is bedder dan expandin my horizontals.
Oar rezonin ur extenshuns
Wunnerful idea!!! I like dis dans
hear’s lynked 2 teh Haka frum teh feerse, awesum Noo Yeeland All-Blacks Rugby Teem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd0kDxP04eI&feature=related. Teh KOOLESt “danse’ inda whirld! follow linx to odder videoz fore endlees fun…almost az gud as ICHC! enjoy!
“in breaking news: drill cat will kill you and all you love”
can hee juss kill part ub my butt and thighs, please?
kthxbai
/oh, an drill cat? heers sum addresses back home in Indiana..
//8-O Did I say dat??
butt and thighs?
y u sez crayzee tings?
o.o
Okai. I alredee gots mah hed splort frum teh cute cleened up. Now I can dants fur u!
Noes ;D
Furst impreshuns on web-kam not go good. Nekst tyme I stik to e-male.
heh, heh…
Happy nawt second OCS.
The powers that bee put dis up to stop awl de political tawking.
*I hope*
Now, what danse u want?
oops, OKS
Sorri
Ah voat 4 U kitteh.
Oh, wayte, ah R nawt Merrykan!
Nebbur mynd.
The anchorman, Ravi Baichwal, was on air live when a car smashed into the studio. He was very professional about it.
Reply was meant to be to next comment! Sorry!
Angry kitteh eben moar scaree!!
OT butt ai is nawt sined up to Facebook so ai cannawt read teh linkie bout teh Cheezfrenz convenshun in Teeny Tiny Ingerland …. can NE buddy enliten me?
Fanks.
ai signed up just to go an see – ai will see if ai can get bak there so bai an bai and lete yoo know. Or – yoo can just sign up. Iz free and surprizing things can happen. My bruvver showed up as a pawsibul freind!!! I had no IDEA!!!
Ai think he had to joyne to luk up sum things fur his werk. He’s a reporter an columnist fur ar local mewspapur.
Tx Janet – Unforchewnitly teh site is blocked bai mai firewall an ai cannawt sign up. Teh IT peeps sez it is nawt sekewr site, so plz be careful an maek shoor u has teh innerweb sekewrity! Safe surfin, eberybuddy.
An if NEwun can let me no what is been plotted for teh cormbenshun ai will be bery grateful.
I jsut sent a msg to teh organizer wif teh tale of yur plite! Ai awnlee hoep ai can find my way bak in to see if she anserz!!! An ai will also go bak fur moar details ov when and where.
But rite nao, ai am werking on the “Tee Hee” problem. (Duz taht luk liek a code werd to yoo?)
*gibs Janet a beeg wink* Tee Hee – ai nose wat u meen. An fank u for ur help.
SJ, teh comvenshun is teh werk ob Emii – she started it awn teh Hot Cross Bunnies pic. It is in Aberystwyth (no, rilly, tahts hao it splellt in non-LOL!). She nawt postid mush sins tehn.
If yu not cownt awl teh peeps hoo cleerly wont be goin (ie libs in Gwotamahla/Timbuctoo/TunbrijWells), even tho tehy has joyned teh list; it seems to moestly be appeelin to peeps hoo left Aberystwyth Uni in teh last yeer or 2, having graduayted wit teh BA in Dunjinsandragans.
Just sain.
giggggggglol
i had lookd ad it and come to teh same conklushun but the “BA inDunjinsandragans” is
BRILLIANT. eye nebber cudve put it taht well!!
wishd I could go to Aberystwyth. there’s a tune named after it adn i fink i nebber met a welsh tune i didn’t like.
BA in D&D!? >Departs 4 Aberystwyth Uni website<
Hmm…..okai ai did nawt study at Aberystwyth Uni (altho ai has been there – it wuz rainin) an ai had to get rid of teh dragan coz it wus fitin wiv teh cat. So maybe ai stays heer an we has teh verchewul cormvenshun insted.
Wut did he sai? “Holy Smokes, we dun been crashed into!”
or,
“Whoa, Nellie! Who B lettin teh car in teh newsroom?”
Cat cutz to teh chase an sez, “WTF?!”
Ai wuz watchingk wen it happend, an I wawk past da borded-up winndo evry dai on mai way to wurk.
Sorree, not in US so I don`t geddit. Whose dis?
I guess it’s an actual screen shot from ABC channel 7 in Chicago, with the scared kitty’s picture inserted. I wondered why ABC 7 would be featuring one of ICHC’s pictures and putting it beside a scared newsman’s picture on the air. Guess it’s a Photoshop job to make this picture.
Lulz, teh newzman comez frum when ah car crashd into a newz stoodio in Chicago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SZqng1s2v9E
Gud Hevens!!! That waz just the day before teh day befoar Christmas!!! hao did ai mss that??? ABC 7 in Chicago iz wun ov my more watched stayshuns (local an awl taht.)
But ai wuz prittee bizzy then – probablee no tiem fur TV.
Wuz funi pichure in Trib nex dai. Car wuz in windo, noos scroll ober windo telling bout crash.
I iz US of Kitteh, an I still no getz itz. Tkx 4 posting YooToob cliky tingy. I watch wen I not at plas ov emploimnt–do not want firing! Den no can buy catnipz.
Firing! DO. NOT. WANT. indeed!!
ai think itz just supposed to be a funnee juxtoposishun ov two verree similar starteld fayces.
I thanks you! Probly I’m just teh stoopy hyoomin, but I needed dis wun splayned to me.
Talk about ur breaking news:
“This just in. . .”
Oh noes! Australian kitteh not getting dis joke…
Understanding, I needz it pls?
thx
Yes pls, Norwiigyn needinks it 2. Kthx
Teh purrson oan teh rite R wun ob teh kandydaytz 4 wun ob teh Merrykan pollytikal partyz 2 2 konsidur 4 teh pressydenshal elekshun in Nobembur.
Ai fort he wuz noosreeder?
No, ackshully, dat not wun of teh candydates. I dun quite git dis wun, to be frank. (Usually, I iz not Frank, I is Cat)
Ai finks if u luks up at Blurgle’s post above, it may becum cleer!
rite sied purrson gasps @ car hits teh TV stoodeo wall ousside wile he is on ayr.
tahts teh offishul storee. i tinks its tonsilltesting bai invizibil aileens maiselfs.
Tehr’s invizibil alieens? Butt…. ai doesn’t see any ….. OH NOES!!!!!
Okai; I onlee seed dah kandydate purrson teh wunc, and ah nawt seed teh noosreedur purrson ebur b4.
Don’t feel bad. Ai watch taht mewscast awl teh tiem, an ai dint recognize him aithur. At furst, ai thot what yoo thot.
ahahahhha! I gets it neow. Thx evereybuddy fuh respondin.
xoxo
Ah, thx, I shudav knoan.
yah – lukk lyk Bill (the kat) Richardson, hoo just droppeded owt of the democatical nomnomnominayshunsal rayce, butt iz nawt.
Blurgle crarif…klayrifi…set it strate above.
thx irishkitteh 4 teh linkie!!
aktywallly, dat man iz teevee reportur reaktin to idyut hoo drived his car tru da windo uv da studeeyo! I tink funneh sposed to be too startld fayses.
Lulz, teh newzman comez frum when ah car crashd into a newz stoodio in Chicago
Youtube serach for “ABC7 car crash”
U makes ankerman scared…bad kitteh!
U makes kitteh skard – bad ankerman!
i wood liek 2 chooz teh kitteh 2 b mai tv noos reeder. muches moer xpresshun an kyootness.
ai thot the kitteh iz the noos reeder
Nooz Hyumin: An dat’s awl fer da wevver. Nao, overs ta u, Fluffy.
Fluffy: A dedly kurse iz sweepin da sitee! Peoples is bathin’ their kittehs. I repeet: Peoples is bathin’ their kittehs. Tha mayur can has patrols all ober da sitee, tryin ta put a stop to dis. De kitteh muss not tuch de water. Water bad!
Nooz Hyumin: But kitteh stinkee?
Fluffy: Kitteh like stink.
Nooz Hyumin: But… mebbe kitteh get sleepy bye on nyse blankee latur?
Fluffy: Cripez! Reely?… Kitteh lykes nap. Lykes blankee. E’ryfing okays nao.
Nooz Hyumin: Dat’s ur Chanul 1007 croo, alweyz fite’n fer da troofs.
Oar is tehy fitin fer teh floofs?
Dis haz much awesum and win. Ai kan see kitteh aksepting dis reeward fur awfl baf dat mayks himz look all stoopy annd skinnee. Speshulee wen baf dun by sumwun udder tahn Vet Tek.
Wiillhab maor oan dhis @ elebin, along wit Turkish Van’s eggklusib report frawm teh Merrykan Olimpiks Swim Team traiootz.
hahahah omg thats the funniest one yet !!!!
OMG! there’s a car in muh newsroom!
OMCC! help me! dis hoomin’s nekkid!
JEEBUS CRIPES! IT’S A CAR IN TEH NEWSROOM…GET OUTTA TEH BILDING!
Ai wuz watchin wen dis happen. Wee not noes wut happen until end uv nooscast, wen Ravi is shown standin by car wut is stikin troo windo and he sez “If we lookd distracked during toonite prgram, dis is wai. Polees iz here and we can have more deetayls tomorro mornin. It nao cold in heer.”
Dat kittee face is so durn cute, and dat newsmann so funnee cute, dat dis is a dubbul win pic!!
o…oo…heer it comes….chicken glub, fass pleeuz!!
SPLORT!
Dang.
I wuz watchin ob da TeeVee wen dat happeneded. Dey wuz cuttin ober to on-da-spot reporter for story about cold cold wether. As dey cut away, Ravi (noosreedr guy on right of pictr) let out da AOWGH! noize an…well, u see de expresshun. Den, on-da-spot reporter sed her bit, and as dey started playing taped part of report, u could heer on-da-spot lady sez “Whut wuz DAT??” Den wen dey came back, Ravi da noosreeder sed “You mite have herd me yell just as dat segment strted; a car just crashededed into our stoodio!” an dey showed outside picshr of just dat: car thru stoodio. Wuz REALLY surreal.
I guess kitteh showeded up laterr.
i wuz watchin da teevee wen dis happen too … had nuttin to do wit kitteh … noos studio is on furs floor of bilding on bizzey street an guy drove truck into noos studio window at start of noos, da noos mans name is ravi baichwal an he was liik what da heck? had nuttin to do wit kitteh
we has many cheezfrenz in sheecago. We shud haf convenshun!
You can find the new studio’s report on the incident here:
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=5853137
Danks u.
Oh, LOLkitty- yoos always maek me smiles! Tank u LOL kitty, fur maekin me laff about luv, agin.
Qua?
Kawtrary tu sum opnyunz, Ravi duz NOT luk liek Dinsh DudSooza (who hav mush luv fer skanky An Koltur). Iz nicur lookin, has moar expreshuns of faes, would not dilburetly scaer kitteh. (Dinsh er An wuld. Dey skary.)
DEREK SAID IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS! :O
Absolutely.
Frackin.
Hilarious.
-begins to worship-
thnx 4 livin in chicago chicago ftw is whar I lives
test:
:redface:
:red face:
:embarrassed:
test 2:
lmao teh guy getted ownd
WTF???????