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don let dem turns u into a robot
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don let dem turns u into a robot
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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kitteh: RAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!!
nuuzman: Iz not a cheezburger!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RAAAWRR!! I coulda been not second dees tiem!
I will challengez u to a dance off!
I nose! Joo-awl cood dance a good-ol’-fashioned Hake in the old Maori war-danse kustom—be sure 2 make a fierse fase like the d00d and teh kAt pishured–and doan fergit 2 YELL!, and pleez 2 B stickn yore tung owt!
An if pawsible, plz to get teh tattooos awn ur faces too. Moar orfentik.
detz owl too complikitteh! how ’bout some good ole’ crunking?
crunking, halfbeast???? What iz this “crunking” to wich yoo refur?
R dhoz nawt Hak_u_s?
Dese suggestions is expandin my horizons. I spose is bedder dan expandin my horizontals.
Oar rezonin ur extenshuns
Wunnerful idea!!! I like dis dans
hear’s lynked 2 teh Haka frum teh feerse, awesum Noo Yeeland All-Blacks Rugby Teem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd0kDxP04eI&feature=related. Teh KOOLESt “danse’ inda whirld! follow linx to odder videoz fore endlees fun…almost az gud as ICHC! enjoy!
“in breaking news: drill cat will kill you and all you love”
can hee juss kill part ub my butt and thighs, please?
kthxbai
Did I say dat??
/oh, an drill cat? heers sum addresses back home in Indiana..
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butt and thighs?
y u sez crayzee tings?
o.o
Okai. I alredee gots mah hed splort frum teh cute cleened up. Now I can dants fur u!
Noes ;D
Furst impreshuns on web-kam not go good. Nekst tyme I stik to e-male.
heh, heh…
Happy nawt second OCS.
The powers that bee put dis up to stop awl de political tawking.
*I hope*
Now, what danse u want?
oops, OKS
Sorri
Ah voat 4 U kitteh.
Oh, wayte, ah R nawt Merrykan!
Nebbur mynd.
The anchorman, Ravi Baichwal, was on air live when a car smashed into the studio. He was very professional about it.
Reply was meant to be to next comment! Sorry!
Angry kitteh eben moar scaree!!
OT butt ai is nawt sined up to Facebook so ai cannawt read teh linkie bout teh Cheezfrenz convenshun in Teeny Tiny Ingerland …. can NE buddy enliten me?
Fanks.
ai signed up just to go an see - ai will see if ai can get bak there so bai an bai and lete yoo know. Or - yoo can just sign up. Iz free and surprizing things can happen. My bruvver showed up as a pawsibul freind!!! I had no IDEA!!!
Ai think he had to joyne to luk up sum things fur his werk. He’s a reporter an columnist fur ar local mewspapur.
Tx Janet - Unforchewnitly teh site is blocked bai mai firewall an ai cannawt sign up. Teh IT peeps sez it is nawt sekewr site, so plz be careful an maek shoor u has teh innerweb sekewrity! Safe surfin, eberybuddy.
An if NEwun can let me no what is been plotted for teh cormbenshun ai will be bery grateful.
I jsut sent a msg to teh organizer wif teh tale of yur plite! Ai awnlee hoep ai can find my way bak in to see if she anserz!!! An ai will also go bak fur moar details ov when and where.
But rite nao, ai am werking on the “Tee Hee” problem. (Duz taht luk liek a code werd to yoo?)
*gibs Janet a beeg wink* Tee Hee - ai nose wat u meen. An fank u for ur help.
SJ, teh comvenshun is teh werk ob Emii - she started it awn teh Hot Cross Bunnies pic. It is in Aberystwyth (no, rilly, tahts hao it splellt in non-LOL!). She nawt postid mush sins tehn.
If yu not cownt awl teh peeps hoo cleerly wont be goin (ie libs in Gwotamahla/Timbuctoo/TunbrijWells), even tho tehy has joyned teh list; it seems to moestly be appeelin to peeps hoo left Aberystwyth Uni in teh last yeer or 2, having graduayted wit teh BA in Dunjinsandragans.
Just sain.
giggggggglol
i had lookd ad it and come to teh same conklushun but the “BA inDunjinsandragans” is
BRILLIANT. eye nebber cudve put it taht well!!
wishd I could go to Aberystwyth. there’s a tune named after it adn i fink i nebber met a welsh tune i didn’t like.
BA in D&D!? >Departs 4 Aberystwyth Uni website<
Hmm…..okai ai did nawt study at Aberystwyth Uni (altho ai has been there - it wuz rainin) an ai had to get rid of teh dragan coz it wus fitin wiv teh cat. So maybe ai stays heer an we has teh verchewul cormvenshun insted.
Wut did he sai? “Holy Smokes, we dun been crashed into!”
or,
“Whoa, Nellie! Who B lettin teh car in teh newsroom?”
Cat cutz to teh chase an sez, “WTF?!”
Ai wuz watchingk wen it happend, an I wawk past da borded-up winndo evry dai on mai way to wurk.
Sorree, not in US so I don`t geddit. Whose dis?
I guess it’s an actual screen shot from ABC channel 7 in Chicago, with the scared kitty’s picture inserted. I wondered why ABC 7 would be featuring one of ICHC’s pictures and putting it beside a scared newsman’s picture on the air. Guess it’s a Photoshop job to make this picture.
Lulz, teh newzman comez frum when ah car crashd into a newz stoodio in Chicago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SZqng1s2v9E
Gud Hevens!!! That waz just the day before teh day befoar Christmas!!! hao did ai mss that??? ABC 7 in Chicago iz wun ov my more watched stayshuns (local an awl taht.)
But ai wuz prittee bizzy then - probablee no tiem fur TV.
Wuz funi pichure in Trib nex dai. Car wuz in windo, noos scroll ober windo telling bout crash.
I iz US of Kitteh, an I still no getz itz. Tkx 4 posting YooToob cliky tingy. I watch wen I not at plas ov emploimnt–do not want firing! Den no can buy catnipz.
Firing! DO. NOT. WANT. indeed!!
ai think itz just supposed to be a funnee juxtoposishun ov two verree similar starteld fayces.
I thanks you! Probly I’m just teh stoopy hyoomin, but I needed dis wun splayned to me.
Talk about ur breaking news:
“This just in. . .”
Oh noes! Australian kitteh not getting dis joke…
Understanding, I needz it pls?
thx
Yes pls, Norwiigyn needinks it 2. Kthx
Teh purrson oan teh rite R wun ob teh kandydaytz 4 wun ob teh Merrykan pollytikal partyz 2 2 konsidur 4 teh pressydenshal elekshun in Nobembur.
Ai fort he wuz noosreeder?
No, ackshully, dat not wun of teh candydates. I dun quite git dis wun, to be frank. (Usually, I iz not Frank, I is Cat)
Ai finks if u luks up at Blurgle’s post above, it may becum cleer!
rite sied purrson gasps @ car hits teh TV stoodeo wall ousside wile he is on ayr.
tahts teh offishul storee. i tinks its tonsilltesting bai invizibil aileens maiselfs.
Tehr’s invizibil alieens? Butt…. ai doesn’t see any ….. OH NOES!!!!!
Okai; I onlee seed dah kandydate purrson teh wunc, and ah nawt seed teh noosreedur purrson ebur b4.
Don’t feel bad. Ai watch taht mewscast awl teh tiem, an ai dint recognize him aithur. At furst, ai thot what yoo thot.
ahahahhha! I gets it neow. Thx evereybuddy fuh respondin.
xoxo
Ah, thx, I shudav knoan.
yah - lukk lyk Bill (the kat) Richardson, hoo just droppeded owt of the democatical nomnomnominayshunsal rayce, butt iz nawt.
Blurgle crarif…klayrifi…set it strate above.
thx irishkitteh 4 teh linkie!!
aktywallly, dat man iz teevee reportur reaktin to idyut hoo drived his car tru da windo uv da studeeyo! I tink funneh sposed to be too startld fayses.
Lulz, teh newzman comez frum when ah car crashd into a newz stoodio in Chicago
Youtube serach for “ABC7 car crash”
U makes ankerman scared…bad kitteh!
U makes kitteh skard - bad ankerman!
i wood liek 2 chooz teh kitteh 2 b mai tv noos reeder. muches moer xpresshun an kyootness.
ai thot the kitteh iz the noos reeder