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They ain’t heavy – they be my brudders.
Top one says: “I look to the stars, for there lies our future….”
Middle one says: “I close my eyez and dream of true love….”
Bottom one says: “I’m awake and alert and I’m looking at YOU, chump. I’m gonna get these kittehs off my back then come over and kick your ass!”
FTW!
Dere needz too bee a cheezburger dants.
how does that go does we eat cheezburgers and danz or pretend to be burgers?
Teh Cheez stands alone – Do Not Want!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Nom nom nom!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Left and Rite!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! In mah tum!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Ow ta site!
Nommin dem cheeseburgas up an down
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all teh nite
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all over town!
Nommin dem cheeseburgas Ow ta site!
Roll me awai in a big old tub
Cheeseburga-Filled I now am bee
Oh! Mah tum is full ..now rub!
Cheeseburga cat is filled wif glee!
I likes mine wiff pickuls an must.
Joosee fat burger wiff lots o cheeze
Makes mah wisskurs trembul wiff lust
Nommee hot burgurs is such a teeze!
Cheezburga! Cheezburga! I sing ur song!
Touch mah burgur an we’re gunna fite!
Cheezburga! Cheezburga! How I long!
Fur nommee yum cheezburgas! OUTTA SITE!
…….err…well, u noe. Sumthin like dat.
Mebbe she wuz…but nao she b a cheezleedr.
O, wait! Dere IS a cheezburga song! By Jimmy wutshisname!
im paradyes?
Yep!
Jimmy Buffet
slippin away agin in cheezburgerville
lookin fur mai lost shaker of salt
an teh Moonlighters” did wun cawled “Two Triple Cheese Side Order of Fries” ai blee3ve somwun an ai wer speekin ov it jest a day orar 2 ago……hads teh funnitest ov teh videoz to go wiff it…….dansin frenchy friez….
oh but ai forgotted to sai……Kathleen……dat iz amazin sowng!!!!!
amazin iz mi werd ov teh week, no monff….hey maybe fer teh hole yeer….hoo knowz ?????
Kaffleen – tihs awsum an filled wiht teh WIN!!!111!!
Ai lubs it!
yesh!! much win an awsum!!!11!!!
(of course the guy nommed Buffet-s’cuze-BOOFAY rote a song about cheezbrgrs!)
AW! Tanks, u guys!
I had dat song wurkin up in mah brane fur weeks now, an just had too write it owt!
/laffin at boofay…i thot uv dat too
Tis shud be ofici, (hmm) how spell…
song fur site!!! make be iz own lolpost.
all kittehz maow praizez.
Kathleen iz geenius!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Nom nom nom!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Left and Rite!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! In mah tum!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Ow ta site!
Nommin dem cheeseburgas up an down
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all teh nite
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all over town!
Nommin dem cheeseburgas Ow ta site!
Roll me awai in a big old tub
Cheeseburga-Filled I now am bee
Oh! Mah tum is full ..now rub!
Cheeseburga cat is filled wif glee!
I likes mine wiff pickuls an must.
Joosee fat burger wiff lots o cheeze
Makes mah wisskurs trembul wiff lust
Nommee hot burgurs is such a teeze!
Cheezburga! Cheezburga! I sing ur song!
Touch mah burgur an we’re gunna fite!
Cheezburga! Cheezburga! How I long!
Fur nommee yum cheezburgas! OUTTA SITE!
nice song.
superego, ego and id?
Eggsullent.
was thinking for the bottom one, ‘ya think if i rolled over now i could makes them squish?’ ‘hehe im a pillow’
U want fries wit dat?
fur teh THURD time, No PIKELS!
kthnxbai
Eye hurd u da furs tyme. Eye wuzent askin bout pikuls, eye wuz askin bout fryez! Now wii haz french fryez, cheez fryez, Boardwalk fryez wit xtra vineegurr, an Old Bay fryez. Whut kynd u want?
I wuntz too speek too ur manugur.
I iz da manger. Whut seemz tu bee da pwoblem?
OK, I gits him.
He’s teh beeg Main Coon ina bak dat juss got dumped bai hims Siamese.
Iffs u wanna shake, iz gonna b awl ober.
SEX
WE HAS IT
I’m going to burn for this, but
” ooh la-la !!! lucky pierre !!! “
pour le victoire!
Hello… Helloooo… Helloooooo!!!! (C’mon, you’ve seen that before…)
free stewgigz?
Free Mowsekateers?
Free Amigos?
Free liddle kittens? (w/o teh mittenz, ov corse)
verizun?
3 Stooges?
dagnab. Now I gotz teh voicez eerwurmed in mah hed.
*snort* Stewgigs is Stooguz. I r teh dummee.
Mebbee I needs a cheezburgur too jumpstart mah brane.
An sum curlee fries.
An a cherry pie.
An a diet Coke.
Kathleen!! You nawt dummie! Yoo just reeds too fast. ai had to luk four tiems an say it out lowd!!
LOL!! Sumwun gabe u 4 cheezburgas insted ub 5 cuz dey noes I AM teh dummee!
ROTFLMAO!
Free leedle maids frum school?
enny chzburgelers for de Mikado refrunz! Grats too
oops poseabee ” MENNY ” chzburgelers etc…
My M gots lost.
I tolded you a M but I eated it.
Ken U heer meh noaw? Gud.
sillee hoominz…itz kittehs awl teh wai down (or up)
teh kittehs is takin over for teh turtels? deys everywhere now!1!
Iz kittehs all da way down!!!
With da werkz!
Ise seed Bobcats, but these is blobcats! How teh hoomin get them to stai STILL???
blobcat…teehee
I like teh wuns dat juss sit blobbed on teh cowch an watch tv juss like a hyuman .
i takz mine wit xtra cheez pleez.
i takz mine wit xtra cheez pleez
Love Teh Kittahs, And Luv Teh Cheezbulgars!
Teh galaxee is awn Orion’s belt (bawtum kitteh)?
OR – in another reality, are THE KITTEHS the three stars of Orion’s Belt?
MIB #1 ref
Furst thing I thot uv! Spykesmom FTW!
anthropologists haz discovahr a stranje trree-heded idol
da ledahr of za expaditon sez it mustah huv came from da kittah-ice age
Musta bean before dey had teh warm sawfty blankees.
Poor kittehs.
Nobody did fersty dance?
Okay, i do it cuz i nice kitteh (sigh)
slide, shimmy,
slide, shimmy,
shimmy, shimmy,shimmy
slide, slide
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(huff, puff,)
need my inhaler!!!!!!
K good now
Hope you liked it! (blush)
Taht wuz a luffflee dantz, cukoocat. Becuz yoo ar nice kitteh, ai will dantz wif yoo too.
slide, shimmy,
slide, shimmy,
shimmy, shimmy,shimmy
slide, slide
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! (luvz teh JAZZ HANDS!!!
Stakubl fittehs are stakd.
Is lego kittehs
Yesh, bottom kitteh sez “leggo!!”
C – A – T
Easy az 1, 2, 3
As simple az feed us 3
Or you’ll see
Juss how beeg
owr teefs can b.
Teh Jacksnom Five, FTW!
I putted that song on a mix CD 4 mah lil niece for her xmas stokking. Lotsa songs fun to lissten and moove to. Some kinda edjumacational but most just fun.
Totem polez. We’ve bin doin em wrong!
Ring bell fur serbise.
Serbise may cum in teh form ov poyntee ends.
LOL!
bottom (white) kitteh: bun!
middle (with gray) kitteh: burger!
top (orange) kitteh: cheez!
winning combination!
Gin
Vermouth
Ice-an-a-slice
Served by teh yung nekkid gy – carnt get ennee bedder!
gin tastes like pine-sol smells
but i will take a yung nekkid gy on de side
Ai agreez–Ai alwus sez it smells liek funeral–roases n for…4mal…da stuff dey put ins da ded bodies.
but Ai wil tak a yung nekkid gy if der iz xtra.
Cast of 300 to the notty barn STAT
Ai’s awn mai wai!!! Butt – no gin for me, fanks, it leeds to mush embrassmint an upchukkin. Plz tell teh yung nekkid guy taht ai will has teh margy rita, an ai’s bringin lawts ob irnin.
And teh froggies on teh lily pads sai:
Cheez…….Burg……Erp.
Ambercat,
can i bring my ironing?
bee carefull wiff dat iron.
Yung nekkid gy n hot iron sownz liek a baad idea.
Ai’m afrayd yu’ll has to wayt – its taykn me weeksanweeks to get teh yung nekkid gy bak off SJ an Ai has LOTS on irnin! Espeshully as awl mai cloeths has jus fawlen off an got awl crumpld!
Nuffin werse tahn havin yur cloeths awl crumpld!
cept mebbee wen u stick ur tung on a hot irun.
Or poke urself in ur eye wiff a russtee nitting needul.
Or doze times, u noe, wen u hass too walk ucross a room full ub tacks on teh floor. Or mousetraps.
or wen..
OK, Kafleen, I gonna hab to stop u rite dere.
i hopes you’re not too cold!
S’ok, yung nekkid gy awlso dubbles as doovay…
Ai needs a doovay liek dat!! Furget the irnin!!!!
Taek a numbah an wayt in lyn…
hoo needz a yng….ai gotz Kevin Sorbo awl to miselv…….hee hee ……
*goes off chuklin to selv*
mine mine mine mine mine……AWL mine…..
In teh intrusts of releevin teh demand fur teh yung nekkid guy, I volunteers to settle for older nekkid guy. Like Jorj Clooney. . .Pierce Brosnan. . .Antonio Banderas. . .
I not fussy.
Torkin of which…..Ai’m shure ai left Danyull Craig in his speedos in heer sumwhere …..
I seppose u tink dis is funneh???!!! I muse u? I iz funneh how-likez a clown? I noes where u sleep…..
orinj cat arraynj
awn bliised-owt tuxee tabbee
at bottem, fatcat glares!
Doez anywun feels skwashy? Iz feels skwashy. Vary skwashy.
Top kitteh: “I hab no idea wat ur tawkin bout.”
u maked me lol, kumbulu!!
nao i wants feel skwasheh unner 3 kittehs!!
remember to be using onlee teh finest puff pastry
wen making cheezburger encroute
Cheezburger encroute FTW!!!!!1! IZ there such a thing??? If nawt, shud bee.
Ooh. And use breeee.
i keep reading this breeze and think “whut” then I catch up
dewd, the kitteh in da’ middle is seriously lovin’ it!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Froogal kitteh in teh middle regrets flying coach.
“Um guise? Scuse me, I hasta go to teh baffroom!”
nawt have this problem on Bunway Airlines.
It’s the 3-heded Kittehs Hoo Sez “Ni!”
Bring ME…..
A shrubbery!!!11!!
a CATNIP shrubbery!!!
Montee Pyfon FTW!!!
Kitteh-stakin…much moar kyootr den turtlol-stakin
Awn teh fur-awai ai-lan ov Sala-ma-Sond,
Yitteh teh Kitteh wuz keeng ov teh pawnd.
A nys lil pawnd. ait wuz kleen. ait wuz neet.
Teh waturz wuz warmly. Dere wuz plentee 2 nom.
Teh Kittehs can has ebbryfing Kittehs maht can has.
N dey wuz awl happee. Kwyt happee ndeed.
Dey wuz… ‘til Yitteh, teh keeng ov dem awl,
Dsydeded teh keengdum him rulzorzed wuz 2 smawl.
“I’s roolr”, sed Yitteh, “ov awl dat ai c.
But ai no c enough. Dat’s teh trubbl wif meh.
Wif dis ston 4 a throne, ai luk daon awn mah pawnd
But ai no can luk daon awn tHim playsis beeyawnd.
Dis throne dat ai sit awn b 2, 2 low daon.
It awt 2 b hyur!” him sed wif a fraon.
“If ai culd sit hi, hao much gr8ur ai b!
Wut a keeng! Ai b roolr ov awl dat ai c!”
N Yitteh, teh Kitteh Keeng, gib a komand.
Him ordrd 9 Kittehs 2 swim 2 hims stone
N, usin dese Kittehs, him bildeded a noo throne.
Him maded eech Kitteh stand awn anuvver wun’s bak
N him pyuhld dem awl up n a 9-Kitteh stak.
N den Yitteh klymd up. him sat daon awn the pyuhl.
Wut a wunnerful vyoo! him culd c ‘most a myl!
“Awl mine!” Yitteh cryded. “Oh, teh fings ai nao rool!
I’s teh keeng ov a cow! N ai’s teh keeng ov a mule!
I’s teh keeng ov a howse! N, wut’s moar, beeyawnd dat
I’s teh keeng ov a blooberee bush N a goggie!
I’s Yitteh teh Kitteh! Oh, marvulus meh!
4 ai b teh roolr ov awl dat ai c!”
N awl thru teh mornin, him sat up dere hi
Meowing ova N ova, “A gr8 keeng b ai!”
‘til ‘lawng abowt noon. Den him hurd a faynt sigh.
“Wut’s dat?” snapt teh keeng, N him luked daon teh stak.
N him saw, at teh botum, a Kitteh namd Mack.
Just a part ov hims throne. N dis pln lil Kitteh
Luked up N him sed, “Beg ur pardon, Keeng Yitteh.
Ai has payns n mah bak N mah sholdrs N nees.
Hao lawng must we stand heer, Ur Majistee, plzkthxbai?”
“SILENCE!” teh Keeng ov teh Kittehs hissd bak.
“I’s keeng, N ur onlee a Kitteh namd Mack.”
“U stay n ur playc wyl ai sit heer N rool.
I’s teh keeng ov a cow! N ai’s teh keeng ov a mule!
I’s teh keeng ov a howse! N a bush! N a goggie!
But dat nawt b awl. Ai’ll do betr den dat!
Mah throne shal b hyur!” hims royul voyc thundered,
“So pyuhl up moar Kittehs! ai can has ’bout 200?”
“Kittehs! Moar Kittehs!” him bellod N brayd.
N teh Kittehs ‘way daon n teh pawnd wuz afrayd.
Dey trembld. Dey shuk. But dey caym. Dey obeyd.
Frum awl ova teh pawnd, dey caym swimn bai duzns.
Hol famblees ov Kittehs, wif unkls N cuzns.
N awl ov dem stepd awn the hed ov poor Mack.
1 aftr anuvver, dey klymd up teh stak.
Den Yitteh teh Kitteh wuz purchd up so hi,
Him culd c 40 myls frum hims throne n teh sky!
“Hooray!” shaotd Yitteh. “I’s teh keeng ov teh trees!
I’s keeng ov teh birds! N ai’s keeng ov teh b’s!
I’s keeng ov teh butrflyz! Keeng ov teh air!
Ah, meh! Wut a throne! Wut a wunnerful chayr!
I’s Yitteh teh Kitteh! Oh, marvulus meh!
4 ai b teh roolr ov awl dat ai c!”
Den agin, frum below, n teh gr8 hevvee stak,
Caym a gron frum dat playn lil Kitteh namd Mack.
“Ur Majistee, plzkthxbai… ai no like 2 complayn,
But daon heer beelo, we is feelin gr8 payn.
I noes, up awn top u r cing gr8 syts,
But daon heer at teh botum we, 2, shud has ryts.
We Kittehs can’t stand it. Ar bonz wil awl crack!
Besydz, we can has foodz? We r the starvin!” grond Mack.
“U hush up ur mouf!” haoled teh mytee Keeng Yitteh.
“U’ve no ryt 2 talk 2 teh wurlds hyest Kitteh.
Ai rool frum teh clowds! Ova land! Ova C!
Dere’s nuffin, no, NUFFIN, dat’s hyur den meh!”
But, wyl him wuz shoutin, him saw wif surpryz
Dat teh moon ov teh ebbenin wuz startin 2 ryz
Up ova hims hed n teh darkenin skyz.
“Wut’s DAT?” snortd Yitteh. “Say, wut b dat fing
Dat dares 2 b hyur den Yitteh teh Keeng?
Ai shal not allao it! Ai’ll go hyur still!
Ai’ll build mah throne hyur! ai can N ai will!
Ai’ll cawl sum moar Kittehs. Ai’ll stak ‘em 2 heven!
Ai can has ’bout five thowzund, six hunnert N sebben!”
But, as Yitteh, teh Kitteh Keeng, liftd hims paw
N startd 2 ordr N giv teh comand,
Dat playn lil Kitteh b-lo n teh stak,
Dat playn lil Kitteh hooz naym wuz just Mack,
Dsydeded him’d takn enuff. N him can has.
N dat playn lil lad got a bit mad.
N dat playn lil Mack did a playn lil fing.
Him burpeded!
N hims burp shuk teh throne ov teh keeng!
N Yitteh teh Kitteh, teh keeng ov teh trees,
Teh keeng ov teh air N teh birds N teh bees,
Teh keeng ov a howse N a cow N a mule…
Well, dat wuz teh end ov teh Kitteh Keeng’s rool!
4 Yitteh, teh Keeng ov awl Sala-ma-Sond,
Fell off hims hy throne N fell Plunk! n teh pawnd!
N todai teh gr8 Yitteh, dat Marvulus him,
Is Keeng ov teh Mud. Dat ais awl him can c.
N teh Kittehs, ov course… awl teh Kittehs b free
As Kittehs N, maybe, awl kreechurz shuld be.
BRAVO Patrick!
Oh em gee patrick! Joo ar teh awsum! Elebentyfiftykazillyun burgrs fur U!!
*stunned*
that was freaking awesome, Patrick.
F. T. W.
Patrick. -Oh, Patrick. Just wehn ai thot yoo cud doo no bedder, you outduz yurself again.
THUNDEROUS APPLAWZ!!!
Bery impressive! An edumacashonal!
*speechless with awe*
I r hungri nao
teh oranj burger layur looks mitey tastye
Keeten Sangwich
Remiined meh ob dem russian nesting dolls fur sum reeson.
Wiff oranj poysin on tawp!!
cirk du solei kittehs!!! you has teh job!!
tripl cheezburger in paradise….
Totem Kitteh Demands Snackrifice!
luks lik a totum pol to me
Oh hai, we’ull has a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a cheezburger, an a drink, an a drink, an a drink, an smawl fraehs, an a smal fraehs, an smal fraehs, an… one’a thoze dessert fings, an a hat, an a skweeky strah, an do u has thoze poppety pops i sawz in de camershal? No, waet, Fluffy wanna chanj sumfin… maek dat larj. Dank u.
an then?
an then?
an then?
aw..triple cheezburger combo!
cute ^_^
Dang dog used the superglue again
i dunno why, but the big guy on the bottom of the stack has this oddly serene “smile” on his face that i find very soothing especially after dealing with a steady stream of people who should not be allowed anywhere near a computer, lest they somehow manage – in a fit of dumb luck known only to completely oblivious fools – to break the internet.
Bes tu put dis pik awn yur desktawp, den yew cans hab sooving kittehimijiz all ob teh tyme.
Hey i love ur pics of those cats they r soooo cute x
How do u spend ur time lking after them?
But i must say they r soooooooo cute!!!! LOL
i luv these cat pics tha r so cute!
Same cats from the ‘Oh man is she writin a check?’ pic.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/29/funny-pictures-oh-man-is-she-writin-a-check/#comments
Kitteh Towtum pohl.
Uz doin it rite.
If it waz reel cheezburger i bet da kittehs wud eet it and FAST!