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(on lolruss list, iffn they doan find hiz bukkit)
hint *mirror*
ooooooh……ai fort u ment teh horse an ai wuz cormfewsd!
well, it’s kinda a stretch, butt 4 sum reeson that wuz teh 1rst thing that kame in2 my hed–I wuz thinking about how angry dat walolrus must be, and, well, he mite be tempted 2 go 2 extreem mezures. Stab!
Ooooh….cummin up neckst awn teh Discubbery Channel - When Lolruses Attak!!!
I thought you were referring to nicholson’s fading career, and how he must feel - next up, guesting on teletubbies !!! (or whatever)
( PS: all work and no bucket makes the lolrus a dull boy )
I dont like Nicholson, so this would be the only version Id see of this film.
Where have you gone, Easy Reader??
teh lisst:
1…..u gots mai bukkit?
2…..u giv mai bukkit bak!
3…..i lets u live.
4…Profit!
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I bin lookin fur a pitcher dat wood be gud wiv dis titull…. But dis is beddar!!
Hey der onceajinx! how did u fair during the bad weather in CA?
Alsew Dis is a supper lolrus LOL!!!
Good Morgan, an hab a happylolrusday!
but srsly, y lolrus not getz top billeeng?
hoo is jack nikelsun? morgan freemun? nebber herd uv thems.
U kiddink right? Pleeeeze tells me u kidding. U gonna ruin mai whole dam day if u iz not kiddding!!!!! Old iz not an option here!!!!!!
(itz all wayz saef 2 ass yoom taht karen is kidding.)
well, eye lol’d–nuthin’ funnier then sourcatism!
I thot dis moobie had Jack Nicklolson in it…
ja, hoo eber dat iz!
If yu go bai how mush tehy is menshunned awn ICHC, tehn LOLrus is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay moer faymusser tahn tohse two acter-gys!
brilliant! the whole freakin’ thing is brilliant! I laughed out loud really really loud!! thank you whomever made this
I haz nu idea. Furstie haz to do a danse for awl ub us….I vote fur teh belly dance. U danse we watches?
I sekkunz dis ideer! Iz good wun, MizHizzy!
datz naught berry nyse.
Jack: “The tooth, you can’t handle the tooth.”
Morgan: “Uh, they’re tusks Jack.”
That took me a few minutes…Win!!!
cawfee. out da nowze. snork.
LOL!!!!
* uh-ooh aiz being luked at by cowerkers *
o…. rodney….. mah belleh hert….!
like dey says: dats a dillie!
… starring Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, and Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie’s looking a bit long in teh tooff dese daze.
kitkay… nao u make mah belleh herts…
2 funneh!
fink U, ittehbitteh!
Wut? U no lub lolrus, you gotta insult him lik dat? No insult lolruses–Tak it BAK!
heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrres BUKKIT!!!!!
FTW!
Jack and Morgan’s to do list:
1. Kiss teh moss beeutifull lolrus in teh whirld
wally’s list:
1. kick sum saggy old farts iffn dey doan find my bukkit by teh end ob teh moovie
so, i has kweshun: duz lolrus pick jack or morgen? i fot so diane keetin pickt rong gai. iff i had chooze tween jack an keanu… mmmm… keanu!! iff i had chooze tween jack an morgen. mmm… morgen!!
whut says lolrus?
“Uh, I think his bukkit’s full now Jack.”
Jak an Morgan forgotted teh furst rool of actin …. nebber werk with children or animlols!
know exceptshuns!!!
Oh that’s Brilliant!! The LOLRus definitely gonna get nominated for OSKAR!
mebbe if he winz he can trade it fr buckit
LOLrus is nao majer moshun pichur starr so will hab no clothes clawzez n bukkits rittin into hims contracts frum nao on. Tehre’s juss gonna b no livin wif him! Hims hed is gonna swellup.
Tehn sum 1337sp33kn kid is gonna fotoshop hims hed swellin up n hims wiskers spredding owt n lukin teh funnees n he can shayr teh tabloyds wif Britny.
It won affect mai life if he parteys all nite an shavez himz hed, but plz, Mr. Lolrus, WARE TEH PANTEEZ!!! Tihnk ov teh babeh wal-lollies!
Jennifffurrrr:
LEEV LOLRUS ALONE!! (iz joke.)
i likes lolrus betterer dann britneh. mebbe caus i hasnt sawded him dantz wif a snake an sing stoopeh leeriks likes: “oooh. aaaah. ohh. uh. iz a slayve.”
dat’s teh bestes…much full ov awsumness…WIN!1!
I think your bukkits leaking.
dare’s a hole inna bukkit, deer Liza, deer, liza, dere liesa,
dare’s a whole inna buckit, dear Lysa, a whole!
The one with the most fish in their bukkit when they die wins.
I frot teh goal waz to eet ur last fishie
on teh last dai ov ur life
and die wif a full tummeh.
Oh noes they haz taken my bukkit
MayB deh gibz id bak apter deh kik it sum.
LOL was wondering when this was gonna show…
Jack nikchelsin is much awsum!
De montage didn go dat well..
Whaat doo yoo meen? Ar yoo teh wun - teh wun hoo maeded teh montage?
Whaat doo yoo meen? Ar yoo teh wun - teh wun hoo maeded teh montage?
this iz so curious. I maeded the furst comment - and it appeered at the bottom. So I copied it to put it heer where it belongs - an posted it. Then went to bottom to say - “please ignore - rong playce.” and it was GONE. An ai luked bak heer - do they sometimes moove themselves??
Commintz haz seekret ninja skillz–dey movs witout detekshun.
Is tru! Ai’s seen tehm do it!
Yep - zact same thing happened to me wunce.
Oh, well done! Well done!!