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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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(on lolruss list, iffn they doan find hiz bukkit)
hint *mirror*
ooooooh……ai fort u ment teh horse an ai wuz cormfewsd!
well, it’s kinda a stretch, butt 4 sum reeson that wuz teh 1rst thing that kame in2 my hed–I wuz thinking about how angry dat walolrus must be, and, well, he mite be tempted 2 go 2 extreem mezures. Stab!
Ooooh….cummin up neckst awn teh Discubbery Channel – When Lolruses Attak!!!
I thought you were referring to nicholson’s fading career, and how he must feel – next up, guesting on teletubbies !!! (or whatever)
( PS: all work and no bucket makes the lolrus a dull boy )
I dont like Nicholson, so this would be the only version Id see of this film.
Where have you gone, Easy Reader??
teh lisst:
1…..u gots mai bukkit?
2…..u giv mai bukkit bak!
3…..i lets u live.
4…Profit!
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I bin lookin fur a pitcher dat wood be gud wiv dis titull…. But dis is beddar!!
Hey der onceajinx! how did u fair during the bad weather in CA?
Alsew Dis is a supper lolrus LOL!!!
Good Morgan, an hab a happylolrusday!
but srsly, y lolrus not getz top billeeng?
hoo is jack nikelsun? morgan freemun? nebber herd uv thems.
U kiddink right? Pleeeeze tells me u kidding. U gonna ruin mai whole dam day if u iz not kiddding!!!!! Old iz not an option here!!!!!!
(itz all wayz saef 2 ass yoom taht karen is kidding.)
well, eye lol’d–nuthin’ funnier then sourcatism!
I thot dis moobie had Jack Nicklolson in it…
ja, hoo eber dat iz!
If yu go bai how mush tehy is menshunned awn ICHC, tehn LOLrus is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay moer faymusser tahn tohse two acter-gys!
brilliant! the whole freakin’ thing is brilliant! I laughed out loud really really loud!! thank you whomever made this
I haz nu idea. Furstie haz to do a danse for awl ub us….I vote fur teh belly dance. U danse we watches?
I sekkunz dis ideer! Iz good wun, MizHizzy!
datz naught berry nyse.
Jack: “The tooth, you can’t handle the tooth.”
Morgan: “Uh, they’re tusks Jack.”
That took me a few minutes…Win!!!
cawfee. out da nowze. snork.
LOL!!!!
* uh-ooh aiz being luked at by cowerkers *
o…. rodney….. mah belleh hert….!
like dey says: dats a dillie!
… starring Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, and Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie’s looking a bit long in teh tooff dese daze.
kitkay… nao u make mah belleh herts…
2 funneh!
fink U, ittehbitteh!
Wut? U no lub lolrus, you gotta insult him lik dat? No insult lolruses–Tak it BAK!
heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrres BUKKIT!!!!!
FTW!
Jack and Morgan’s to do list:
1. Kiss teh moss beeutifull lolrus in teh whirld
wally’s list:
1. kick sum saggy old farts iffn dey doan find my bukkit by teh end ob teh moovie
so, i has kweshun: duz lolrus pick jack or morgen? i fot so diane keetin pickt rong gai. iff i had chooze tween jack an keanu… mmmm… keanu!! iff i had chooze tween jack an morgen. mmm… morgen!!
whut says lolrus?
“Uh, I think his bukkit’s full now Jack.”
Jak an Morgan forgotted teh furst rool of actin …. nebber werk with children or animlols!
know exceptshuns!!!
Oh that’s Brilliant!! The LOLRus definitely gonna get nominated for OSKAR!
mebbe if he winz he can trade it fr buckit
LOLrus is nao majer moshun pichur starr so will hab no clothes clawzez n bukkits rittin into hims contracts frum nao on. Tehre’s juss gonna b no livin wif him! Hims hed is gonna swellup.
Tehn sum 1337sp33kn kid is gonna fotoshop hims hed swellin up n hims wiskers spredding owt n lukin teh funnees n he can shayr teh tabloyds wif Britny.
It won affect mai life if he parteys all nite an shavez himz hed, but plz, Mr. Lolrus, WARE TEH PANTEEZ!!! Tihnk ov teh babeh wal-lollies!
Jennifffurrrr:
LEEV LOLRUS ALONE!! (iz joke.)
i likes lolrus betterer dann britneh. mebbe caus i hasnt sawded him dantz wif a snake an sing stoopeh leeriks likes: “oooh. aaaah. ohh. uh. iz a slayve.”
dat’s teh bestes…much full ov awsumness…WIN!1!
I think your bukkits leaking.
dare’s a hole inna bukkit, deer Liza, deer, liza, dere liesa,
dare’s a whole inna buckit, dear Lysa, a whole!
The one with the most fish in their bukkit when they die wins.
I frot teh goal waz to eet ur last fishie
on teh last dai ov ur life
and die wif a full tummeh.
Oh noes they haz taken my bukkit
MayB deh gibz id bak apter deh kik it sum.
LOL was wondering when this was gonna show…
Jack nikchelsin is much awsum!
De montage didn go dat well..
Whaat doo yoo meen? Ar yoo teh wun – teh wun hoo maeded teh montage?
Whaat doo yoo meen? Ar yoo teh wun – teh wun hoo maeded teh montage?
this iz so curious. I maeded the furst comment – and it appeered at the bottom. So I copied it to put it heer where it belongs – an posted it. Then went to bottom to say – “please ignore – rong playce.” and it was GONE. An ai luked bak heer – do they sometimes moove themselves??
Commintz haz seekret ninja skillz–dey movs witout detekshun.
Is tru! Ai’s seen tehm do it!
Yep – zact same thing happened to me wunce.
Oh, well done! Well done!!
Most awsumest poster ev-ar.
Duz anyone rmember Morgan Freeman on kid’s TV show Electric Company?
Buh-kit
Bukkit
(plz let someones rmember dis with me)
Yup! I member! I was just a tyke!
R U kiddin’?? He’s Vincent, the Vegetable Vampire!! (dun-dun!!)
I remember the show and know that he was on it, but don’t remember him in it specifically.
sorry couldn’t get that into lolspeak
Oh, yes yes!! He wux “Easy Reader”!!!! I loved him…and so did my lil kidlets!
oh me LUBBED dat show!!!
So funnee.
Sooooooooooooo awsum! Thought Jack Nickolson was LOLrus for a sec.
lolrus: “goo goo gajoob”
Morgan: “Wha’d he say.”
Jack: “Don’t know, I couldn’t translate.”
does we look like beetles to you sonny?
Ask teh eggman. He wud no.
or trai S & G’s Mrs. Robinson
despite teh devisating aging effeks of teh grooling kampayn, they wer irresistably drawn together as they realised they had moar in kommon than not.
(seen heer with their firstborn, Rus Clintbama)
Oh Pittypat – ai so offen wishes taht I had your eyes! ai wuddn’t hav seen that awn mai own fur elebenteebilliyun yeers! LOLZ and then sum!
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….
As soon as I saw the poster for this at my local theater, I knew it was only a matter of time before it found its way here. Well done.
Full of teh win, lolrus will trade his oskar, and steel others, for his bukkit.
Befur u guys kik the bukkit, find it for me, k?
Kin i go skydiving with u?
I sowy lolrus, dey hab a 250 pownd limit fur teh tandem skydibing.
I doan fink u wanna go bai urseff.
I cudn’t halp notice ur lack ov posable fumbs.
omg, leef!! i laff rly lowd. nawt just gaafaugh. nawt just giglol. iz purrfek caption!
awsum! such an obvee-us kanduhdayt fur lolz!
guud jawb!
aah! i thot at first teh ICHC was puttin xtra ads on teh main page, n almost got trollish! tehn i lookdmoar closely… hahaha!
u did bedder than me – ai ignored it altogether!
verry clebber
Ahahahaha, I was waiting for this! I went to the movies two months ago with my boyfriend and saw that poster and immediately went “NOOO THEY BE STEALIN’ MAH BUCKET.” He didn’t get it.
U needz nu boyfriend, I tink.
Storey: Ai am elderlee….54
Wen ai vizeted mai dawter in Desember, wuz kold an wintree in Mini-appolis. I tuk off skarf an mai hayr stuud up. Ai sed, “Ai haz electrik”….an she roled eyez an sez, “I’m sry ai evar introdoost u to LOLcats” Wuz much funnee. Gess yoo had to be dere.
Iz all goodz. Mah bebee n me–we watch da wittle babee-babee’s at our church in da wittle babee-babee-room–ladee hooman in charge–she LUBS da lolcatz. We talk lolspeak in front of babee-babee’s all night long–dey no nuttin’. Iz funness.
train up a chilz in the kitteh-speak, and when they are older theys not depart from it.
mimzoid–u = teh awesomez!! LOLz all around! Psalm 22 FTW!!
54 not elderly, u is just a kitten.
pawsum!!! Iza kno no weeza peelin’ tu ebberywun!
LOLcats dibursefyz!
Ai wuld geev dis ten burgurrz if ai culd!!!! Much win and awesome!!!!!!
I see commershul and tink da sayme ting!
This rocks
The bukkit saga goes Hollywood!
ROFL XD
dis iz cleva
Y dos dis onlee has 4 cheezburgrz? Dis iz srsly geenyus!
i love this picture!!!
Hmm.. a new lol* genre?
no.
itz asposda be “The Bukkit *Lost*”
dur.
oh my god that just made me laugh sooooo much. GOOD ONE!!!!
wuz ownly matter ov tyme bfour sumwon did sumfing bout teh Bukkit List…iz cyoot, Joel!
LOLZ!!!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!!!
I lubs dis! Teh Lolrus gived an Oskar-worthy preformince.
I was planing to make something like that since I heard about that movie!! ^_^
Thx 4 teh lolz n teh voats evree1, thnk maeb bettar wif “teh” sted ov “the” n maebe “lost” sted ov “list”
butt i git bak 2 maekn teh funnays now
kthxbai
joel
o.m.g. i love this.
that is amazing.
I wuz so ttly thnkin of doin taht!
Lol!!!!!
Lawlz. I was wondering if someone was gonna do this. You should make another and just have the normal picture, but at the bottom be all like, “All your bukkits belong to us!”
THARS SUM LULZ
pawsum!
Dat is mowst awesums lolrus! EPIC WIN!!!!!! I lol’d lots.
i wantd 2 seh dat movee anywayz, but naw i wana 2 see eet moore nawh!
so awsum i lol’d
kitteh gone get part in teh movie. kitteh tryin out fur lolrus. does yoo tink iz good fur part? no? wah nawt? is tere sumfin stucks in mah teeth?
Two words: FREAKIN CLASSIC!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD!!!!
LOLRUS!
OLOLOLOLOL! Dis didn’t eben ukkor to me.
But srsly, luk right to teh rite of lolrus: u sees litl impakt text, wif “UCKET LIST” visibl. wud hab been reely convin…covnici…awsum if dat wuz changd to “UKKIT LIST”.
iy seeen it.