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two kittehs under the desk messing with Ur perceptionz
two-kittehs - yoo ar awn a ROLL wif teh nawt sekonds heer! So - wif that grate commint nao under yur belt, doo yoo hav enething speshul we can do fur the Celebrashun of Joi?
Purrhaps - it’s been a looooooooooong tiem since we haz dun it - a come az yoo ar partee???
Ai can start. . . ai’m sitting heer still in mai whyte nite gown wif liddle blue flowerz and aml awn my furst cup ov cawfee. *raises cup to two_kittehs*
Thanks JCH4K,
I ar at my desk trying to get sum work dun but making lolcaptions instead!
Come as you are sounds great! I ar raising my tea cup to Uz.
May be we can haz sum Danish and may be sum muffins too.
I heart muffinz. Pliz k thx foar muffinz, kuz I ar hongree. Wud lyk foar nom nom nom pliz.
YAY school has started again, I’ve made the most brilliant decision I could ever make and have dropped Microbiology for the term, I’ll take it over the summer, I can’t handle Micro AND Physiology AND Genetics AND Cell Bio.
I are supozzd to be lukingz up teh klynikul tryulz foar teh infoarmaeshin foar mai Phyzyollogee labz yeth but noooo, I ar pozting teh kommentz on teh ICHC. Kuz dat hao I roal todae.
–Elfi
ah the gud ol’ daze
that duz sownd liek a bit much, but lots of overlap too
Ai’ll bite - ai is in mai awfiss at mai (bery messee) desk and ai has a blak skirt and a purpul jumper awn (swetter for u Merkan cheespeeps who awl laff when we ses “jumper”). Ai has just had mai lunch an ai is abowt to go to a meetin - nawt mush to cellybrate der, dus annybuddy has teh martoonis?
ai is in mah t-shirt and bawcksirs stil….kahn..con…tinkin ’bout a showah.
blak skirt n purpul jumper? SJ, I thot u was a guy. LOL!
hee hee…SJ? a guy? SJ’s awlways in teh nawty barn wiv teh yung nekkid guy. nawt dat dere’s enny fing rawng wiv dat.
He he, whilst ai is fully in suppawt of enny guy who wants to wear a skirt to teh awfiss, ai is in fact a girl. As spykes_mom has spotted, ai pays bery close attenshun to teh yung nekkid irnin guy, as well as Alan Rikmun. Nawt ob corse taht there aren’t some guys owt der who wud awlso enjoy dat….
missed tohse refrenses. Oops. sry. missperseptions abownd!
No worries kittehlurve, we is awl frenz heer, girls, boys, an those who has yet to make up tehr mindz!
Glad to heer Alan Rikmun is bak agen. Iz tehr newunn ells awt tehr hoo thinks teh kitteh in teh “DrinkinsFountan” picshur hadz a luk ov himz?
(Ai diddun commint at teh tiem, doan no wi.)
Ahem, Anny yu mebbee nawt kno but….ALAN RIKMAN IS MYN!! MYNMYNMYNMYNMYNMYN!!
Yu can luk but yu carnt tuch.
Kthxbai
In merika, we swet whilst warin a swetter. In teenytiny Ingerland, duz yoo jump whilst warin a jumper?
I r wearing jeens anna turqu… turk… greenish blue swetter. Jumper. Wutevver. An brown boots.
so den it follows dat wee wud park wen warin a parka…ryte? oar is dat onlee in Massahoosetts? we wud awlso sneek wen warin sneekers (dose ar tennis shoos to sum ob yoo), slip wen warin slippers, trowse wen warin trowsers…?
U can ob corse jump in ur jumpr, but ai has bad back tudai so ai just sits heer kwietly. Well, nawt bery kwietly ackshully, ai is moanin abowt mai bad back kwite a lawt.
why ur bak has owwies, SJ? too mush tyme AWN IT? wiv teh yung nekkid guy?
juss kiddin. ai lykes yoo a lawt, SJ n hopes yoo feel beddur soon. heers a hot heetin pad n sum ibyooprofin, n a nyse cuppa hawtchoklit fur gud meashur. nao yoo juss sits n relax n tayke it eesy n injoy awl teh cheezfrens.
Oh, ai lol’d an nao ai is gettin teh phunny looks in teh awfiss! Sadlee ai has nawt been resslin wiv teh yung nekkid guy - maybe ai needs teh massarj? *hopeful*
Fank you for teh heetin pad an teh ibyooprofin an teh hawtchoklit, tehy is helpin a lawt.
well ai wuz gonna offer a massarj but ai dinnit want yoo to get teh rawng impreshun…
*blushes*
*runs away*
SJ is a cross dwessing gai guy? *hee hee*
Nawt dat dere is ennyfing rong wif dat.
Jumper? I barely no her!
Sowy, frot I wud git awl teh silliness owt at wonce.
haw romeow!
wee has a sayin heer in Noo Engerland:
“Bangor (pronownsed “bang-er”)? I barely knew her!”
Oh mai lawd. Romeow, ai may has to send u to teh nawty chare. Is laik teh nawty barn but wiv fewer nekkid guys.
Sorree to jump in liek this, but it reminds mee of mai collej daze - beeg joek was - “Everybuddy was making merry, but she got mad an left, so they awl jumped fur joy.”
Dus histry reecord hao Joy felt abowt tihs?
To dayte, wee haz herd nuffing moar.
Didz u sai nevamoar?
Awl moast, ai did.
yesh, ai’m sittin at mah (berry kleen) deks finkin ai shud do sum werk…ai’m warin kackees wiv a lyte green tee shurt n a green, bloo, n kackee-strypeed “jumper” awn tawp. ai’b awlreddy had mah kawfee n a cup ob hawtchoklit so ai’m reddy fur teh day, juss kant deeside wut to doo furst. so ob korse ICHC winz ebbry tyme!
yr awl so stylish!! ai am in mai blak werk trowsrs an *trys 2 fink ov how 2 deskryb colur* sort ov karkee sort of baychg tee-sirt. Lyk to fink ai hav dem foold into finking ai am vayglee prufeshunul!!
An ai have a cawfee wif creem (da reel stuff nawt creema!!) an 1 shoogu so raisyng mai cup to two_kittehs too. (wishyng it wuz sham … chemp …. bublee tho!!)
oh hai sawa, dass wut I wore to wurk today, too! GMTA or sumpin. Nao I is in jeans an brite red tee-shirt frum the Akadummy of Amerikan Poets, varry classy. Jus a wadder boddle, but I raises it in sillybrashun.
congrats tu two kittehs — ai raizes mah kup ub water! an ai’z jus wyndin up werk an bowt tu go hoam. we dun hab tu dress formal heer, so ai’s in bloo jeenz an han printid kotten blouz wif bryt peenk flowrz.
I iz on afturnoon brake heer. I iz drinkin wawtur, koz ah uzd 2 drink 2 much kawfee, & get withdrauall simptums on Caturdai!
I iz wairin blak jeens an a green plad shurt.
Ai donut wish to embarresz yoo, but furst you wairz yur Prinz Charlie cloeths, and nao yoo ar waerin blak jeens an a green plad shurt!!! Ar yoo trying to maek us awl run fur ar whyte hankies????
de offiz iz kwaiet. de desk be metzy. de day just starting. my jeans be blu. my shirt be blu. my mood be margg.. mawrgin.. sortof nawt blu. my tea delisus. de pixture, and de perceptionz, be lol.
If deez culors nawt seen on yur skreen, getz noo teevee.
Oooh! Hao did teh innervyu go?
Ha! Nao Ai creeayts teh pair ob dogs wit teh Rnser Bfore teh kwestyun…!
I tink I did gud bu wont find owt til Mundee
I’z in mai offis, waitin for da surgeries, sippin the Diet Coke (raised to 2K).
I wearing yellow print kitty craft scrubs and kaky britches.
yoo feelin bettah, kitteh vet? Seemz lyk yoo wuz doin poorly a day or so.
hmmmm. cudda been moar den a fyoo daze- time flys …speshully wen we’re habbin teh fun on ICHC
i’z bettah. I thot i wood rather be dead thursdai thru sunnyday, but nao feelin okay.
Thanks for the good wishes
Ai ar waytin for dai to finnish so ai can go to nais consert (Saimon Keenlisaid @ Wigg Moar Hawl). Ai is in scarlit velvit wit a raos in mai hare. ai haz cold ai DO NOT WANT so wil rayz a glars of Lemssip 2 u, two_kittehs!
*hands Lovecat teh tishoos*
Ai am laikin berry mush “seein” all teh cheezpeeps todai!
Work is all finish for meh an teh stoodints gon hoam, so ai am catchin up wif teh papperwerk in mai nyce kwyet classroom. Iz not tydy, tho. Ai are berry messeh persons. Comes wif teh creeaytivvitee!
Ai is wearin a lawng grey skyrt an a purpel roll-neck jummper/sweatter wif mai new blak boots that was redyoosed from sixty pownds to tihrty pownds in teh sayle. An I raises mai lemmon an ginnger tee wif hunny in it to two-kittehs foar her nawt-seckunds!
i lubs good news- haf prize booots!
sum buddy re explain wut Lemsip is?
eyem in owd comfy fwumpy fleecy sweatshirt/pants combo . Shood be finking about goin out to excercise, but somehow eye am attached to chare in front of compyooter loling at kittehs an cheesfrens and dwinkin yummy cawfee frum Costa Rica wif teh banilla soymilk (wishd could be reel kweem, but no can has)
congratumacations two kittehs! (raises kup in towst)
OT enny buddy kno enny fing about Ica, Peru? Finking aboot gowin tehre in April to werk on reeding primah fur Aguaruna peeps.
Ai does nawt no NE ting mush about Peru, but Lemsip is teh hawt drinky medsin for teh cowlds. It has a flavour an normally it is Lemon, but u can awlso has teh blakcurrint. It has teh parrots et em all an teh vittamin Cee.
Where duz u get dis Lemsip it sowns good. I culd use sum ov it.
Yu can get it at Bootstehkemist, wit teh Ribena an teh Loocuzayd
Gud Moarning! Oar Affternune! Oar Eefnink!
Tihs moarning I gotted up weigh errly tu drive hower and half tu help mai frend muve. In mah fiffteez, adn stihl helping peepl muve. Wehn will I lern?
He is HEVVILY ADHD adn so is not at awl reddy to muve. So I was teh grummpie. Until he hawled owt teh eggs (hoam groan, so tehy is deelishus) and maid teh frenchie toast foar meh. Mai blud shugger went bak to normel ranges adn I am mutch happyer nao. Annie boddie wants some of teh frenchie toast? Tehere is plentie!
Werring werk cloathes, adn will soon be in werk gloves tu perteck teh lubberly liddle handses.
mmmmm fwench toastie sounds scrummy!!!
i nommnommnomm the virtual yummies
and low cal too!!
oooo ooo ooo Fwench towst, I can has??? I share my jen you wine mayplol syrup wif yew.
one can never have too many shooz n bootz, specially if on sayle!
show me them - high heel? low heel?
mimzoid, u sownds laik mai kind ov person! Lubs teh shoos and teh bootses…..
q: How many shooz you have?
a: not nearly enuff!
u is DEFFNITLY mai kind ov person!!!
Fankyew foar yoar approoval, mimzoid - ai basks in it!
Mai boots is blak, wif teh sckwayre toese, cos ai has teh long thin feets an ai lykes tew maykem look shorter!
Tehy has teh zips awn teh sydes an isteh ancl-length.
An tehy has a liddle heel, bud nawt tew mush - coupla incches.
Tehy is berry comfurrtaybul an ai has shoo-luv!
stylish, yet comfee!
happy sigh of shoo-luv
Ooh, I is jellus! Wood jus luv to go to a Keenlisaid consert!
I’s wearin a gray turtelnek an dark green corderoi jeens, wif a gray swettshirt. Dat’s bekaus I alreddy changed owt uv my blak skirt an gray swetter.
Wun Diet Coke toste to 2K!
ooh me too me too - ai is in mai pajammas, jus finnish awpning betteh-layte-den-nebbah ‘trissmass prezints frum mai wunnerful but vewy-far-awai fambly.
Ai haz ‘trissmass lites awn, an a cuppa t. If ennywun else wud layke a cuppa t, ai has lawtz, an teh kitteh..um…kittle…kettle is awl reddy to go an boyleng haply. Plz to BYO-cup, tho - ai haz menny t, but nawt-so-menny cups - ktkx.
meh too has atleast 4 to 5 cups daily. I lykes me a strong cup of tea.
Oh an I be wearing a black skirt with a striped shirt.
Hai dere! aie be puyttin onz me ” cumb az I ar parddy outfit ” nao, jussa minnit.
oomph, uggl, stretcheez…ARRGH ! wheew dere I be. I be sittin at me deks, and cuz aie werks frum home, and dey callz me ” telecommuter ” Aiz no haz wearingz reglulolar clozes. wheee! butt naow aize showz ya me purkle sweatshirty and fuzzy warm ” barnyard camo” pantzses in berrying shads ob brown, beedge, lubberly mud-green and okess…lolcase…randum spots of yellol.
took so long to change and telltde clolths, mai corffie bees so cold it iz FROZE ! back from hot place right quick.