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two kittehs under the desk messing with Ur perceptionz
two-kittehs – yoo ar awn a ROLL wif teh nawt sekonds heer! So – wif that grate commint nao under yur belt, doo yoo hav enething speshul we can do fur the Celebrashun of Joi?
Purrhaps – it’s been a looooooooooong tiem since we haz dun it – a come az yoo ar partee???
Ai can start. . . ai’m sitting heer still in mai whyte nite gown wif liddle blue flowerz and aml awn my furst cup ov cawfee. *raises cup to two_kittehs*
Thanks JCH4K,
I ar at my desk trying to get sum work dun but making lolcaptions instead!
Come as you are sounds great! I ar raising my tea cup to Uz.
May be we can haz sum Danish and may be sum muffins too.
I heart muffinz. Pliz k thx foar muffinz, kuz I ar hongree. Wud lyk foar nom nom nom pliz.
YAY school has started again, I’ve made the most brilliant decision I could ever make and have dropped Microbiology for the term, I’ll take it over the summer, I can’t handle Micro AND Physiology AND Genetics AND Cell Bio.
I are supozzd to be lukingz up teh klynikul tryulz foar teh infoarmaeshin foar mai Phyzyollogee labz yeth but noooo, I ar pozting teh kommentz on teh ICHC. Kuz dat hao I roal todae.
–Elfi
ah the gud ol’ daze
that duz sownd liek a bit much, but lots of overlap too
Ai’ll bite – ai is in mai awfiss at mai (bery messee) desk and ai has a blak skirt and a purpul jumper awn (swetter for u Merkan cheespeeps who awl laff when we ses “jumper”). Ai has just had mai lunch an ai is abowt to go to a meetin – nawt mush to cellybrate der, dus annybuddy has teh martoonis?
ai is in mah t-shirt and bawcksirs stil….kahn..con…tinkin ’bout a showah.
blak skirt n purpul jumper? SJ, I thot u was a guy. LOL!
hee hee…SJ? a guy? SJ’s awlways in teh nawty barn wiv teh yung nekkid guy. nawt dat dere’s enny fing rawng wiv dat.
He he, whilst ai is fully in suppawt of enny guy who wants to wear a skirt to teh awfiss, ai is in fact a girl. As spykes_mom has spotted, ai pays bery close attenshun to teh yung nekkid irnin guy, as well as Alan Rikmun. Nawt ob corse taht there aren’t some guys owt der who wud awlso enjoy dat….
missed tohse refrenses. Oops. sry. missperseptions abownd!
No worries kittehlurve, we is awl frenz heer, girls, boys, an those who has yet to make up tehr mindz!
Glad to heer Alan Rikmun is bak agen. Iz tehr newunn ells awt tehr hoo thinks teh kitteh in teh “DrinkinsFountan” picshur hadz a luk ov himz?
(Ai diddun commint at teh tiem, doan no wi.)
Ahem, Anny yu mebbee nawt kno but….ALAN RIKMAN IS MYN!! MYNMYNMYNMYNMYNMYN!!
Yu can luk but yu carnt tuch.
Kthxbai
In merika, we swet whilst warin a swetter. In teenytiny Ingerland, duz yoo jump whilst warin a jumper?
I r wearing jeens anna turqu… turk… greenish blue swetter. Jumper. Wutevver. An brown boots.
so den it follows dat wee wud park wen warin a parka…ryte? oar is dat onlee in Massahoosetts? we wud awlso sneek wen warin sneekers (dose ar tennis shoos to sum ob yoo), slip wen warin slippers, trowse wen warin trowsers…?
U can ob corse jump in ur jumpr, but ai has bad back tudai so ai just sits heer kwietly. Well, nawt bery kwietly ackshully, ai is moanin abowt mai bad back kwite a lawt.
why ur bak has owwies, SJ? too mush tyme AWN IT? wiv teh yung nekkid guy?
juss kiddin. ai lykes yoo a lawt, SJ n hopes yoo feel beddur soon. heers a hot heetin pad n sum ibyooprofin, n a nyse cuppa hawtchoklit fur gud meashur. nao yoo juss sits n relax n tayke it eesy n injoy awl teh cheezfrens.
Oh, ai lol’d an nao ai is gettin teh phunny looks in teh awfiss! Sadlee ai has nawt been resslin wiv teh yung nekkid guy – maybe ai needs teh massarj? *hopeful*
Fank you for teh heetin pad an teh ibyooprofin an teh hawtchoklit, tehy is helpin a lawt.
well ai wuz gonna offer a massarj but ai dinnit want yoo to get teh rawng impreshun…
*blushes*
*runs away*
SJ is a cross dwessing gai guy? *hee hee*
Nawt dat dere is ennyfing rong wif dat.
Jumper? I barely no her!
Sowy, frot I wud git awl teh silliness owt at wonce.
haw romeow!
wee has a sayin heer in Noo Engerland:
“Bangor (pronownsed “bang-er”)? I barely knew her!”
Oh mai lawd. Romeow, ai may has to send u to teh nawty chare. Is laik teh nawty barn but wiv fewer nekkid guys.
Sorree to jump in liek this, but it reminds mee of mai collej daze – beeg joek was – “Everybuddy was making merry, but she got mad an left, so they awl jumped fur joy.”
Dus histry reecord hao Joy felt abowt tihs?
To dayte, wee haz herd nuffing moar.
Didz u sai nevamoar?
Awl moast, ai did.
yesh, ai’m sittin at mah (berry kleen) deks finkin ai shud do sum werk…ai’m warin kackees wiv a lyte green tee shurt n a green, bloo, n kackee-strypeed “jumper” awn tawp. ai’b awlreddy had mah kawfee n a cup ob hawtchoklit so ai’m reddy fur teh day, juss kant deeside wut to doo furst. so ob korse ICHC winz ebbry tyme!
yr awl so stylish!! ai am in mai blak werk trowsrs an *trys 2 fink ov how 2 deskryb colur* sort ov karkee sort of baychg tee-sirt. Lyk to fink ai hav dem foold into finking ai am vayglee prufeshunul!!
An ai have a cawfee wif creem (da reel stuff nawt creema!!) an 1 shoogu so raisyng mai cup to two_kittehs too. (wishyng it wuz sham … chemp …. bublee tho!!)
oh hai sawa, dass wut I wore to wurk today, too! GMTA or sumpin. Nao I is in jeans an brite red tee-shirt frum the Akadummy of Amerikan Poets, varry classy. Jus a wadder boddle, but I raises it in sillybrashun.
congrats tu two kittehs — ai raizes mah kup ub water! an ai’z jus wyndin up werk an bowt tu go hoam. we dun hab tu dress formal heer, so ai’s in bloo jeenz an han printid kotten blouz wif bryt peenk flowrz.
I iz on afturnoon brake heer. I iz drinkin wawtur, koz ah uzd 2 drink 2 much kawfee, & get withdrauall simptums on Caturdai!
I iz wairin blak jeens an a green plad shurt.
Ai donut wish to embarresz yoo, but furst you wairz yur Prinz Charlie cloeths, and nao yoo ar waerin blak jeens an a green plad shurt!!! Ar yoo trying to maek us awl run fur ar whyte hankies????
de offiz iz kwaiet. de desk be metzy. de day just starting. my jeans be blu. my shirt be blu. my mood be margg.. mawrgin.. sortof nawt blu. my tea delisus. de pixture, and de perceptionz, be lol.
If deez culors nawt seen on yur skreen, getz noo teevee.
Oooh! Hao did teh innervyu go?
Ha! Nao Ai creeayts teh pair ob dogs wit teh Rnser Bfore teh kwestyun…!
I tink I did gud bu wont find owt til Mundee
I’z in mai offis, waitin for da surgeries, sippin the Diet Coke (raised to 2K).
I wearing yellow print kitty craft scrubs and kaky britches.
yoo feelin bettah, kitteh vet? Seemz lyk yoo wuz doin poorly a day or so.
hmmmm. cudda been moar den a fyoo daze- time flys …speshully wen we’re habbin teh fun on ICHC
i’z bettah. I thot i wood rather be dead thursdai thru sunnyday, but nao feelin okay.
Thanks for the good wishes
Ai ar waytin for dai to finnish so ai can go to nais consert (Saimon Keenlisaid @ Wigg Moar Hawl). Ai is in scarlit velvit wit a raos in mai hare. ai haz cold ai DO NOT WANT so wil rayz a glars of Lemssip 2 u, two_kittehs!
*hands Lovecat teh tishoos*
Ai am laikin berry mush “seein” all teh cheezpeeps todai!
Work is all finish for meh an teh stoodints gon hoam, so ai am catchin up wif teh papperwerk in mai nyce kwyet classroom. Iz not tydy, tho. Ai are berry messeh persons. Comes wif teh creeaytivvitee!
Ai is wearin a lawng grey skyrt an a purpel roll-neck jummper/sweatter wif mai new blak boots that was redyoosed from sixty pownds to tihrty pownds in teh sayle. An I raises mai lemmon an ginnger tee wif hunny in it to two-kittehs foar her nawt-seckunds!
i lubs good news- haf prize booots!
sum buddy re explain wut Lemsip is?
eyem in owd comfy fwumpy fleecy sweatshirt/pants combo . Shood be finking about goin out to excercise, but somehow eye am attached to chare in front of compyooter loling at kittehs an cheesfrens and dwinkin yummy cawfee frum Costa Rica wif teh banilla soymilk (wishd could be reel kweem, but no can has)
congratumacations two kittehs! (raises kup in towst)
OT enny buddy kno enny fing about Ica, Peru? Finking aboot gowin tehre in April to werk on reeding primah fur Aguaruna peeps.
Ai does nawt no NE ting mush about Peru, but Lemsip is teh hawt drinky medsin for teh cowlds. It has a flavour an normally it is Lemon, but u can awlso has teh blakcurrint. It has teh parrots et em all an teh vittamin Cee.
Where duz u get dis Lemsip it sowns good. I culd use sum ov it.
Yu can get it at Bootstehkemist, wit teh Ribena an teh Loocuzayd
Gud Moarning! Oar Affternune! Oar Eefnink!
Tihs moarning I gotted up weigh errly tu drive hower and half tu help mai frend muve. In mah fiffteez, adn stihl helping peepl muve. Wehn will I lern?
He is HEVVILY ADHD adn so is not at awl reddy to muve. So I was teh grummpie. Until he hawled owt teh eggs (hoam groan, so tehy is deelishus) and maid teh frenchie toast foar meh. Mai blud shugger went bak to normel ranges adn I am mutch happyer nao. Annie boddie wants some of teh frenchie toast? Tehere is plentie!
Werring werk cloathes, adn will soon be in werk gloves tu perteck teh lubberly liddle handses.
mmmmm fwench toastie sounds scrummy!!!
i nommnommnomm the virtual yummies
and low cal too!!
oooo ooo ooo Fwench towst, I can has??? I share my jen you wine mayplol syrup wif yew.
one can never have too many shooz n bootz, specially if on sayle!
show me them – high heel? low heel?
mimzoid, u sownds laik mai kind ov person! Lubs teh shoos and teh bootses…..
q: How many shooz you have?
a: not nearly enuff!
u is DEFFNITLY mai kind ov person!!!
Fankyew foar yoar approoval, mimzoid – ai basks in it!
Mai boots is blak, wif teh sckwayre toese, cos ai has teh long thin feets an ai lykes tew maykem look shorter!
Tehy has teh zips awn teh sydes an isteh ancl-length.
An tehy has a liddle heel, bud nawt tew mush – coupla incches.
Tehy is berry comfurrtaybul an ai has shoo-luv!
stylish, yet comfee!
happy sigh of shoo-luv
Ooh, I is jellus! Wood jus luv to go to a Keenlisaid consert!
I’s wearin a gray turtelnek an dark green corderoi jeens, wif a gray swettshirt. Dat’s bekaus I alreddy changed owt uv my blak skirt an gray swetter.
Wun Diet Coke toste to 2K!
ooh me too me too – ai is in mai pajammas, jus finnish awpning betteh-layte-den-nebbah ‘trissmass prezints frum mai wunnerful but vewy-far-awai fambly.
Ai haz ‘trissmass lites awn, an a cuppa t. If ennywun else wud layke a cuppa t, ai has lawtz, an teh kitteh..um…kittle…kettle is awl reddy to go an boyleng haply. Plz to BYO-cup, tho – ai haz menny t, but nawt-so-menny cups – ktkx.
meh too has atleast 4 to 5 cups daily. I lykes me a strong cup of tea.
Oh an I be wearing a black skirt with a striped shirt.
Hai dere! aie be puyttin onz me ” cumb az I ar parddy outfit ” nao, jussa minnit.
oomph, uggl, stretcheez…ARRGH ! wheew dere I be. I be sittin at me deks, and cuz aie werks frum home, and dey callz me ” telecommuter ” Aiz no haz wearingz reglulolar clozes. wheee! butt naow aize showz ya me purkle sweatshirty and fuzzy warm ” barnyard camo” pantzses in berrying shads ob brown, beedge, lubberly mud-green and okess…lolcase…randum spots of yellol.
took so long to change and telltde clolths, mai corffie bees so cold it iz FROZE ! back from hot place right quick.
dey sez we picks our jobs by whut clothez we get to wear at da job….mai boi in EE-rock wera camo jammies for the sleeping and real camo camo for hiz day job
I’m in mai blujeenz (I luz dis job!)…green shirt and green tea! Desk is clean enuf to look purrfeshunal, messie enuf to luk bizzee…
soundz like u has acheeved balance in da wurkplaice!
i’m in black pants, pink striped shirt, and new black shoes with little bow on the top, gotz dem on sayle too which is de bestest part.
with big mug of vanilla chai tee.
Ai rote a big, lawng diskripshun ob wot Ai is waerin an werd-press eeted it! Ai is NAWT HAPPI! Ai am goin to Asda-Voldermort, in disgust! Enneewun wany enneefing for tihs lubbly party?
Bad Werdpress. Ai smaks it wiv mai paw for u Ambercat. If u is goin to teh soopermarkt, can you get sum applemartoonis, beer, champain….
Drambuie, e-33, Flodka Ice
grappa, hawt wisky an lemmon, ice-kyubes…
Ai got awl taht, an a jug for teh martoonees, a hoel pyl ob kraftdinnahs an sum moer lemsip for Lovekat. Do we need enneefink els?
OK, Ai’s bak form teh asda-voldermort an Ai’s still in mai werk cloeths – blak swetpants, a yus-to-be wyt polo shert wit mai naem awn mai left booby an a ribena stayn awn mai rite booby, a blak flees wit teh low-go awn teh frunt and teh webby address acraws mai bum. Ai’s tayken off mai trayners (sneekers) but still has mai brite lellow skeesox awn (is warmer for teh syklin in teh winter tahn nermal sporteesox)
Woaw!! Got kinda sidetraked dere, but ivill join. I’sa wearing cut owfs anna t shirt, wif da flippy floppies on me paws.
can yu tell is warm?
Ai’m in jeens (no! give her them bak[lame jk]) an Frenssh style stripy naveeanwite V nec T-shirt. Please excuse me Cheespeeps below this but I wanted to congratulate Ambercat on teh “Asda-Voldemort” whic it took me a wile to get.
I teenk we can has similar feelings bout taht partikular emporyum.
Oh an I has hawt tee but will happily toast 2kittehs in sumfing alkohawlic.
Mai desk – joo do nawt want to noes…….
no boyle da kitteh! it make not-happy wissling noyse!
Iz at wurk, wif mai fizzy caffeen (diet cherry coke). Ai alreddy had small cawfee an big glass uv greentea. Ised greentee wif honee verree tasteee.
Dressin today wuz hard to choooooz. I can has job intyview after mai wurk tooday, so I must chooz clothses dat luk “normal” fur mai dayjob so no one suspekts, but can be made dressee all sneaky fur de intyview. Beein a grownup is hard.
gud luk wif teh intavyoo, zski! ised greentee wif honee sowndz yummmm
gud luk wit sneeky upgraid of cloavs! been a groan up iz defintily hard. pretens to be kitteh? thei daon maind whut uther peeps think and defo wud git jawbs no problim!
gud luk wiv intervyoo. wut job yoo do nao, n wut job yoo intervyooin fur?
I iz seckret…sekrit….I duz offis werk.
Nao I wurks fur olde man hoo showts a lot. I lookin fur simeelar job, but wif less showting.
don’ consoom too much caffeen, or u be shakee n spillz tee. Gud luk wif intervoo!
Good luk wiv teh innervoo zski!!! Beein a grown up is a beeotch. Ai tort it wud be moar phun – ai tort ai wud be able to do awl teh tings tehy wud nawt let me do when ai was yung. Teh trubble is, nao dat ai cud do tehm if ai laiked an nobuddy cud stawp me, ai does nawt has teh energee.
Guess teh innervoo is past noaw – hoep it went well an joo has nyce new job wiv + satyfakshun an – shouting.
Tanks too awl mai cheezepeeps fur dere gud wishez. I nawt find owt til Mundee, but I has mai paws crosst. Maeks it hard to tipe tho…
Waiz jest a moment while ah unwindz!
I always suspected picking kitteh up under der arms wud eventually have seereus reepur…reepar…reepru….consuhkwensus
Slinky cat is all stretched out
ahem…
“It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, for fun it’s a wonderful toy. It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun for a girl and a boy.”
Companion fur teh long liddle goggie.
Whoopee ti yi yo, get along liddle goggie
its yur Miss Forchoon, an non ob mai oen!
Onge-iez rs so kutes. Morning kritters.
nie bodiez got the muzak started yetz? “Got up got outta be, dragged a comb across my head,….”
ooops, got outta bed
Leevayathan kitteh is under ur tables
Slinky… I’z eated wun
ebrywun luvz a slinkie!!
kitteh look at self lyk, “yes, i iz kwite long. rathr odd”
Dis kitteh in ur gymz, doin streeeeeeeeetchies warm up
I iz in navy bloo yunifom, drinkin tea, bout to board airplane where I iz crew membur. I goes to nuvver city where if ceiling cat smyles on our plans I will meet anuvver cheezfren!
I try to put dis unner Janet,s come-as U R partee comment but on my cell phone, I can only add comment at bottum.
Happi travels anna safe landin to yew!
Good luk meetin teh cheezfren!! We gotz r fingurs al crossed fur yu!!
I maked u a slinkee but I eated it.
It’s stretch armkitteh!
Train kitteh meets up with caboose at the station….
The revenge of shrodinger’s cat
in soviet russia, teh bocks obzervs U?
kitteh iz in n owt ov teh bocks at teh saem tiem?
kittehz staet iz affekted bai obsurvashun n it tuk a long tiem so iz taekin a long nap?
blu-shifted frunt endz ov kitteh meetz red-shifted cabboos?
M shur tehrz a fizziks joek heer somwher butz nawt gettin teh punchlien…
Leg warmers on break…return in 5
accordian kitteh relaxus between sets.
where’z teh rest ov me!!!
oh, dere ai iz.
‘k, eberyting bak to normul.
Howz du u get a picture next 2 ur name?
I tink you needs to has WordPress accownt.
Thanks. Kool.
Ack-where is my picture?!?!?!
ai can has teh sayme prollem devilbunnies. ai juss gots a bran-spankin noo wp account n mah pickshur (ai beleeb its cawled a “avatar”) is nawt showin upp. korse ai hadda uploaded a cupple fore ai desided wich wun ai reelee wanted…so mebbe wp is konfoosed…? ai dunno.
OK, click mai nayme, an then look at ICHC Comment Tips. How to fix borked Avatar is there, with some other stuff. Course, it will only woerk if you are havin teh same problem I was having, but worth a try.
ackshully ai fink teh peeps at WP musst has to uhprove teh abatar becuz today ai ken see mine. n ai can see urs too devilbunnies!
slinky kitteh, in stores soon.
Magician’s assistant kitteh takes break from sawing-in-half illusion practice.
Dennis Rodman’s cat
Myster Phantystyk Kitteh (TM) an Invisikable Kitteh (TM) ona brayk fliming Furtastyk Fur Three: Rebenge uh da Goggie.
OK, they gave us an extension. Now how do we put it on the tax return?
Wait… how’d mai tail get ober dere? Did it fal off agin??
i long 2 sho u mai eel imrp…..emper……copy-cat thingie.
awf-tawpik post:
itz teh day aftur teh “awl importint” Noo Hampsha prymary, and awltho mah kandidayt playsed sekund in a berry close rayse, ai’m sooooo happee awl teh bullsh*t is dun fur nao.
*jump, spin, dants wiv joy*
butt to teh rezults ob teh MORE IMPORTINT prymary: teh Mt. Washington Observatory (home of teh werld’s werst wevver) haz a noo maskot! wiv 53% ob teh votes, Marty won.
http://www.mountwashington.org/events/topcat/
Mai car hab maded teh climb up teh Mt. Washington…!
Ai hope dat teh Observatory canhaswarm places foar teh noo maskot!
blargh wuz spoze two bee unner teh SpykesMom poast…pleh.
blargh it is!
yesh Marty is a indoor-owtdoor maskot kitteh so him kan stay owt ob teh nasstiest ob teh bad wevver up dere.
raises toast to Marty (I onlee haz rod pretzel dipped in th3 PB)…..here here! Con-cat-sulashuns on yer win!
Ai voated – but nao ai can’t remember fur which wun. It wuz veree hard, becuz they awl has so much win and ar deserving, too.s
to paraphrase Warren Zevon:
I cn saw a kittey in 2 but u don wanna look unner da desk whn im thru
furst thing ai sees, iz hau byootifly cat matchiz desk! then ai thinks, hei datz a lawng… o datz wot i ment to be lookin at! fule
fur prawper fung shwee, wun shud awlways match kitteh to furnichur.
oar eeben beddur, match furnichur to pre-eggsistin kitteh.
If u leeves kitteh an furnichur togedder, preddy soon furnichur matches kitteh. Awl floofy.
GUD poynt!
Wait..is that MY butt?? How come you never told me mai butt was soooo bigg!!!??
XXXtra loooong kitteh takez owwrs to snorgle teh hole ting.
I jus getz up in Kalifornya so I’s stil in my jammies wif mai kup a kawfee.
G’mornin cheezfriends
Kitteh sez: “I had me a slinkeh, a spring, a spring, a wunnerful fing… but I eated it.”
Oh, look, a dachmarmy. Half a kitteh high and two kittehs long so all teh widdle kids canz petz him at once.
Waet a minoot. Strechin unnder de furnachur nat supose’ta end lyke dis.
Ekspandur Kitteh has activated Ekspandur Mode
oh hai. name’s spandex.
…nyce…
Did you pull it repetedly?
“Honey? Have you seen my spacewarp?”
“Did you check under the desk, dear?”
“DAMMIT — the cat’s gotten into it!!”
Now you’re thinking with portals.
i’s not eben aggry
i’s bein so sin sere rite noaw……
damn that cat is long, long as a whole snake
I noze dem toez veddy veddy well. Indeed.
DoxieKitteh – noo breed.
wen dey tawked abowt da strechee wen pregnit ai didn’t think dey ment dis!
Wutz dat ting wayvin arownd ober der? Itz . . . itz . . mah TAYL!!!!
I sneekz up awn it an grabz it . . . Lesse how dat goez . . .
Teeheeheeheehee!
!TACGNOL SI GNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kitteh jus need to stre-e-e-e-e-ech a lidl mor to be teh orroboous kitteh!
Tch! “orroborrus”
note to sef – proofreed, TEHN post!
prufreed? wee dun need no stinking prufreed!
Jobs That Won’t Enhance Your Work Experience:
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8. Prufreeder 4 icanhascheezburger.com
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Talk about a resume stain…
BWAHAHAHA!
Ai yus to has “Santa’s Little Helper” awn mai CV (resoomay), srsly! Wus gud torkin poynt.
U WERE TEH DAWG ON TEH SIMPSONS???
How cools!
No, no; Ai werked wit Farder Krissmuss in teh grotty grotto. Twyce. An Ai lets yu into a seekrit; wen Santa is nawt in teh beeg stors, seeing teh lidl chilluns, he dryvs teh skool bus – is tru! Srsly!
LCB – Ai luuuurve teh wai joo theenk!
Hope joo feelin bettah.
I see what you did there.
Wher?! Wot, me?! Ai didunt do nuffink!
Go go Gadget body!
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Dam Wankah an hiz taffee masheen!
…aaand Leon’s getting LAAAAAAAAArger!
AIrplane (the movie) ref. FTW!
“To the tower! To the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair….”
gess Ai pikked teh rong week to stop snerting cawfee threw mai noes…
*sporfle!*
Short, fat toez make looooong kitteh!
Short fat toez and giant bunyuns reeeelllly make loooong kitteh!
damn that is long
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z292/Rakejooney/longcat.jpg
much longer
shrt kitteh…. is shrt