Is betteh 2 b pissed off, tahn 2 b pissed on.

Don twee no it!?!

I feel much better nao, home post clothing change and shower.

I have no idea why it was bothering me so much

IBK, I’ll check it out, clients are always lookin for good products

such werdz of wisdom, gremlin.

snippet, plz live richly in teh noaw wif arielkitteh, as gremlin sez. {{{ariel & snippet}}}

{{{spykesmom}}}

and, dapanferkitteh – so sorry about teh “owl and pussycat” commint – ididnt meen to bring bak bad memries.
Hope u guise get to reed this. Oh $%^^&**! Iz crain agen….

I need sumfin liek dis for mai visiter, *Boi*; himz lieks to *tags* teh playces ware himz been -ifn joo noes wot I meen!

Has you used teh Laubach materiyuls?.

it taked owt kitteh pee smell in mah howse.

Also sownds liek a grate thing to do.

BTW, Green & Black’s (awrganik choklit ferm taken over by catberry’s) do “Inca Gold” chocklit bars wich have spices in tehm.

I wuz gonna mek lame joke about smelling thru teh innerwebs adn tell yew to go wash up agin (and this time use SOAP, yung lady) but I feelz bad fur you. Sowy…

keep up teh good wurk takin kare of teh kittehs.

ps: tehy kept cawlin teh oatmeel kwaker- (Quaker) sew it tooked me a while to figger out whut tehy wuz tellin me…adn “Kwaker” wuz pronownsed like yewd say cracker bud wif a w insted of r sound. jest thot yew shud know….will bee on teh test.

Fergots rakket

it transfers thru the interweb toobs even!!

Can’t you smell it????

(or maybe it’s just me)

Unable to accept its awful gaps,
we would still live no other way.

We cherish memory as the only certain immortality,
never fully understanding the plan…..

Irving Townsend

she’ll let you know when it’s time

darn just neutered boy cat peed on my hand!!!!!!!!

intact male cat pee smells horrible and NEVER goes away

and it is on my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1

just had to share

Hugz to yoo, {{Snippet}} – an strength to yoo. Onlee adviec I hav is to spend awl de tiem wit her dat yoo can, luvvin an holdin her, tellin her hao much yoo lub her. Taek sum pikshoors on de gud dayz. Maek sum memrees. My boi-frend wurks in a hospittal, an he sez dese wurds uv wisdum – Ennybuddee wif a harty appetite is prolly nawt gunna die today!

Ariel is such a beyootiful naem, liek de naem uv an angel! {{Ariel}}

Itz pritti krowdid n fuzzy insyd mai hart.

Wudn’t hav it enny uther wai.

Thanks, evrybuddy.

How did ur mommeh like her theeater tikkets?

Assuming she’s managed to stay out of teh hoosgow long enough to enjoy them, that is.

De Princess Mu Meadow (wher sum uv us goes to recubber after de splorting): Wun tiem I saw a posting frum JCH4K esplainin de Meadow summut liek dis:

Is a beautiful meadow whar we goes to let does kittehs who libs in owr harts owt to play.

I wuz danzin on ICHC in dat meddow last week, lukkin at de birdies an de flowers. An I sawed – I DID, I DID – awl owr beauteous kittehs ther dancin along! An awl wer happeh, an healthy, an dantzin, an sendin der luv! Wuz a verree happeh day!

An we kan goes ther enny tiem. Dis site is de portal to dat happeh meddow. I bleeves it is so.

An I must pointz owt (wit my assorted pointee enz) that I onlee hadz a bit part – ob de faynting spek-tater in de famus “tryal ub de centuree” dat lcb is referrin to.

I didn haz nuttin ta du wit de hunnert-dollar BAFF towel. Or de kwestchunnable aktibbities in de orkestrar pit. Nuffin, no NUFFIN.

*whistles suspishuslee, paws hiding ebil devil duckee; runs away, stops an luks bak*

miz Loosee hadda steembote
teh steembote hadda bell
miz Loosee wen to hevin
teh steembote went to

hell-o, opuratur,
gimme nummur 9
if u don, I kick u
in ur lil

behin teh frigeratur
tehre wuz a peece ov glass
miz Loosee tript n fell onit
an cut her on teh

alass teh song is ovah
I’m tyred ov jumpin too
an eff ye duzzin like it
miz Loosee sez “Fork U!”

its frum a pome. one of only 2 i knows that capchure the feeling. google that line and you finds the poem, ifs you wants to read. [will make you cry, probably, but in a good way]

the soft eyes open.

I’d luk at the buk to czech on our c-fren gremlin, but its inbisibul. So, trustin. heh heh

alls teh kittehs be at teh bridge. Tehy knows we lubs tehm an tehy lubs us bak.

She be dere, mai deer.

An naow ai am crai-in foar yew. *sniffs*

Teh kittehs is fulla teh joys of lyf, an tehy lives ebbery minnit tehy gets.

Is wun of teh manee reesons ai lubs tehm so.

Ai hopes Ariel enjoys all her minnits, an taht yew enjoys tehm wif her, snippet.

furinstantz, wehn i wented to West Afurka, teh UEEB, which in Fronschchzspeek is teh yUnyun ob Ebangelicul Chruchz ob Benin, wuz teh sponsring orgnasib, er ograniza um…group.
Iz berry inneresting pwojekts – tehy mak it pawsibul fur peeps to lurn to reed adn rite in their “heart langwidge” Which i fink is berry, berry kewl. IMHO.

tee hee ay’m steel giglololing ober teh denomnomnominashun werd!

purreezu enjoi witu heru!

*sing* …recieve, toss, spike! one, two, one, two, attaku!… *sing*