invisible volleyball serve
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dus I do teh macarena or teh hokey pokey??
You beat me to it, Mary! Since its a sport photo, how about “We are the Champions?”
sinz i haz nooo sportz talenz, tihs will be the only times i wood ebber hab “we are teh champpeens” in my honuh, so go fur it!
but I has Peru on my branz tihs mawnin, so if you culd throw a few of thoz Andean flooty thingz in, adn if ennywun haz a cawstyume in teh style…
I’ll serve sum Purubyan chocolatl!
That sound delishus and nootrishus I can has?
Concatulations mary!
Eating choclit and dansing, behold mah jazz paw.
yesh, heer, pass me yore cup. (preddy liddle teecup wif forgetmenawts- i brokded awl teh Roiyul Doolton wif teh hanpainted periwinklez, sowy)
didja kno taht Purrubian choklt has oAtmeels innit? adn spices?
sew it reeely is nootrishush.
doo ai detekt a “Keeping Up Appearances” ref? FTW!
oooooo i shudda meshuned eym tawkin bout dwinkabul, hawt chokolatl taht haz teh oatmeelz. datz wai wee needud teh cups.
duzznt it awlso has teh chillees? mebbe iz teh Mexican hawt choklit can has teh spicee…nomnomnom
i fink teh mexican chocolatl has chilees, but downt know. Teh Purubian hawt choklit I had on Chritmas (maed by reel Perubeans! nawt imaginery wons!) had cinnamon, cloves, choklit and somehow tehy added blended oatmeels.
Wuz tastee adn noootrishush.
ps: tehy kept cawlin teh oatmeel kwaker- (Quaker) sew it tooked me a while to figger out whut tehy wuz tellin me…adn “Kwaker” wuz pronownsed like yewd say cracker bud wif a w insted of r sound. jest thot yew shud know….will bee on teh test.
Mary, since Peru has always bin on my list of Places 2 Go, I have to ask: why is Peru on ur mind this a.m.?
well (datz a deep subjekt, ya know) I am hoping to go to Peru to work on a literacy project which will produce a reading primer in the Aguaruna language. I will be staying in Ica, which just went through that eartquake in August. I’ll try to put a linky thing about the organization I’ll be volunteering with:
http://www.literacyevangelism.org
dat is berry kewl mary an yoo r to bee uhplodded fur ur wantin to help. is LEI affiliated wiv a partikyoolar Christian denomnomnominayshun?
noes, tehy werks wif awl denomnomnominashuns
furinstantz, wehn i wented to West Afurka, teh UEEB, which in Fronschchzspeek is teh yUnyun ob Ebangelicul Chruchz ob Benin, wuz teh sponsring orgnasib, er ograniza um…group.
Iz berry inneresting pwojekts – tehy mak it pawsibul fur peeps to lurn to reed adn rite in their “heart langwidge” Which i fink is berry, berry kewl. IMHO.
tee hee ay’m steel giglololing ober teh denomnomnominashun werd!
Gurl, U IZ teh Champeeon!~ I will dants too dat song fur u wiff plezur!
Mary, dat sownds like a very kool organizashun!
Izzit anething to doo wif Frank Laubach’s werk? I coodn’t see but it sownds a bit similar.
Also sownds liek a grate thing to do.
BTW, Green & Black’s (awrganik choklit ferm taken over by catberry’s) do “Inca Gold” chocklit bars wich have spices in tehm.
hai, annyluvsprintie!
yesh indeed, Frank Laubach and the founder of LEI werked togedder for a while. Teh earlee materialz of LEI look simimimilur to teh Laubach materyuls.
Has you used teh Laubach materiyuls?.
Not as yet.
I’m more from teh “Game wif Minutes” angle – pratise of teh presense of Gawd leik Bruvver Lawrencs; nawt that Iz enne gud at it. (yet)
mary ai’m gonna stow ‘way in ur luggages.
jump inn!
conga-ratulations and yes, don’t mind if I do have some o that chawklat. tnx berry much.
Tu Mary:
*la la la, mee mee*
*ahem*
“Yu is teh Champ-peen….. of teh Whirrled!”
(whitch inkloods llamas)
howz dat?
awwwwwww (shuffling pawz) eye blushes. fanks
wee ar teh champyuns my (cheez) frends,
n weel keep awn fytin till teh (poyntee) end
wee ar teh champyuns
wee ar teh champyuns
no tyme fur (butt payn troll) loozers
cuz wee ar teh champyuns…
ob teh whirled (peas)!
Ai tink it lawst sumfink wen tehy editted it fore teh rekord relees – yur orijinal vershun mush bedderer!
Dat wuz luverly, spykes_mom! uh oh….naow I haz teh eer wurm…oh well…
Another of the multi-million dollar basketball players…lets hope he doesn’t ruin his kareer fooling around with catnip….
Kitteh sez, “Ai duz nawt do teh stare-oyds! Plz nawt 2 be investigatalying meh, Ai wuz onlee takin… um… vitalminz an suplleemintz, kthxbai!”
kitteh is not named in teh mitchell report
plus not be to eazy to get the urine spessimim from kittehs!
Ai gits yoorine spessimims frum mah kittehs, but in awl teh rong playces…
Oh, ain’t it da troof.
tell me about it
speaking of pee…..
darn just neutered boy cat peed on my hand!!!!!!!!
intact male cat pee smells horrible and NEVER goes away
and it is on my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1
just had to share
Nootered male cat pee nawt so grate eeder. Pleh.
ew-couldja washid off before you used teh kee bored???or duz ittransfurr to teh pyooter keyz??
i washed and washed and washed and it is still there!!!!!
it transfers thru the interweb toobs even!!
Can’t you smell it????
(or maybe it’s just me)
oh, iz soooo sowy, kittehvet.
I wuz gonna mek lame joke about smelling thru teh innerwebs adn tell yew to go wash up agin (and this time use SOAP, yung lady) but I feelz bad fur you. Sowy…
keep up teh good wurk takin kare of teh kittehs.
ohai, shera. has u heered bowt biofog or (i finks iz name) soe10? i cant memmembers exakt name ob da produkkt, butt take owt smells. u can googels biofog 2 find website. biofog is companeh.
it taked owt kitteh pee smell in mah howse.
itteh – dere joo go agen, bein wonderful.
I need sumfin liek dis for mai visiter, *Boi*; himz lieks to *tags* teh playces ware himz been -ifn joo noes wot I meen!
dats ok Mary, please make lame joke, I was spectin it.
I feel much better nao, home post clothing change and shower.
I have no idea why it was bothering me so much
IBK, I’ll check it out, clients are always lookin for good products
Shera- we had a sayin fur angree or upsett colleegs at teh clinik wear I wurkt once (am a VetTek):
Is betteh 2 b pissed off, tahn 2 b pissed on.
Don twee no it!?!
Poetry in motion.
Kinda lyke de POULTRY in moshun we injoyed in a reesint poast. Only moshun is VURTIKAL dis tyme.
but is levytashun allowed in invisible volleyball rools? eyes looking for my invisible rool book eberywhere. cant find it.
Um – I fownded yor inbissible rool buk!
See heer, page sebbenty-three-elebben,
artikkul sixty-elebbentee,
payragraphs two.
Levytashun is spessiffikklee *PERMITTED*
Oh, but dere’s a sub-claws. It sez onlee when playin in Peru, wit croxx-spesheez teemz. Iz der llamas inbolbed?
you cans reads inbissisble rool buk? keen are de eyes uv de gremlins.
Why tank yew!
I haz sech gud eyz, nawt onlee kin I reed de inbissible buk, I kin reed between de liens too! Dat taeks speshul skilz.
Donut be fooled, pb. Our fren gremlin has proven to have kwestionublle ethicks and might be making it up to inflooence the outcome of teh game.
I refer u to teh joory-tampering insident in teh recent Trial of Kittehlurve’s Mommeh, aka Teh Case of teh Hunnert Doller Towel.
lcb is korrekt….we must be vurry kareful…slipperee sloap an all dat stuff!
COL, you been gone a while or did I just miss you?
oooh, taht remyns me; Has Jessee, teh magnificat artister, been givn taht script for illustraytink? Plees, plees, plees?
Here is link to beginning. There was a follow-up teh next day but I no has time now to finds that:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433
I posted a link to teh start, but it is being approved (hay cheezes! itz a link to ur own site. prolly oks, kthx)
I tries again to show it sooner:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433
It was in “hmph” on 11/28/07. Starts when someone axes what means “hmph” and legality ensues.
Tnx fer de warning, LCB. I been luking at de trainscripts an can see much legality ensooooing. Gud thing Iz noob hier — nowun noes bout my pryor indis… undescr… not-so-gud thingies.
I’d luk at the buk to czech on our c-fren gremlin, but its inbisibul. So, trustin. heh heh
Terribell hao sum peepl r, huh?
Kittehs, ahem! Sum uv us is kittehs heer. Itz ownlee PEEPULS yoo caint trust. I nebber met a kitteh I didn liek. An kittehs awlways tells de troof – well, unless cheezburger or udder fud-type larcenies is inbolbed.
An I must pointz owt (wit my assorted pointee enz) that I onlee hadz a bit part – ob de faynting spek-tater in de famus “tryal ub de centuree” dat lcb is referrin to.
I didn haz nuttin ta du wit de hunnert-dollar BAFF towel. Or de kwestchunnable aktibbities in de orkestrar pit. Nuffin, no NUFFIN.
*whistles suspishuslee, paws hiding ebil devil duckee; runs away, stops an luks bak*
O hai, kittehlurve!
How did ur mommeh like her theeater tikkets?
Assuming she’s managed to stay out of teh hoosgow long enough to enjoy them, that is.
Should’ve been “Invisible Dragon Punch”.
No moar punch teh majic dragon!
I has purrfekted my jump serv!
invisible cookie jar
SPYKE!!!
no…ai had to poot Spyke daon dis past Awgust. ai misses him.
*sniff*
*snort*
*wypes at moyst eyes*
i sowwy to heer dat
we awlwais misses dem who’s at da bwidge
Awwww… I just bets taht he misses yu tu.
You reckon he leeps liek tihs while at teh brij, wayting foar yu?
lyke a liddul kitteh! he wuz 17 n played lyke a bebeh up to bowt a week befoar he failed.
{{{spykes_mom}}}
I sendz yoo hugz. De reel Gremlin (who was 17 and orinj and de diabettik – my Interwebz naymsake) haz been waytin at de brij fur 3 yeerz.
He an Spyke ar yung now, an leepin an playin like behbeh kittehs!
*whispurs* I still cries ober my behbeh too. Itz OK. We lubz dem so.
yes, spykes_mom, making that decision is one of the most difficult along with the experience as we say goodbye to a dear friend of so many years.
my condolences and i wish you peace and joy in your memories of him.
Hugz to yu.
My Ariel is on her wai tu teh brij. Maybe dis month. We fot teh gud fite, but teh lymphoma’s finally winning, i think.
She livs in teh NOW, tho, duznt think bout teh fyoochur, and NOW is ok so far, so I trine to liv der wif her.
Not eezy, but iz not my rite to end her lyf ’til she TELZ me sheez dun wif it.
And wen she getz up n sez WHERZ MY BREFFIST?, sheez not dun yet.
Aww, hugz to u an Ariel, snippet. An tu eberybuddy wiv teh kittehs ober teh brij oar teh sick kittehs.
(((Ariel an snippet))))
Teh kittehs is fulla teh joys of lyf, an tehy lives ebbery minnit tehy gets.
Is wun of teh manee reesons ai lubs tehm so.
Ai hopes Ariel enjoys all her minnits, an taht yew enjoys tehm wif her, snippet.
snippet, we ar all hoping Ariel is feeling wonderful until the day of “the day”…bless you both, we know your pain. love and prayers!
{{{Ariel and snippet}}}}
she’ll let you know when it’s time
Hugz to yu bofe.
There, there. Is ok to greeve.
Ur Spyke mebbe is showing mah Jethro around. Then they goes outs to teh driving range and hit a couple bukkets of mice.
an affer gulf, mai Micky gibs inservice on how to catches the mawsies, Max watches inservice but refuses to TOUCH da mawsie, and Moon…sweet queenly Moon, just looks about her new kingdom wif her air of royaltee…..they all waitin…hugs and hed butts to all who are waitin dis side
*soft an liddul voyze*
is mai Anna dere wif dem? Ai miz her so much…..we wuz hur fird hom – hur foreber hom – she lurved mai b/f so much….
but da canzer wun.
wuz too yeerz ago, ai still so sad….
(((((((dapanferkitteh)))))))
alls teh kittehs be at teh bridge. Tehy knows we lubs tehm an tehy lubs us bak.
She be dere, mai deer.
An naow ai am crai-in foar yew. *sniffs*
{{dapanferkitteh}} In de meddow dantzing last week on ICHC – I saw awl de kittehs frum owr harts, an yor Anna wuz der too. She wuz helthy an whoel an happeh. Yoo will see her agen. I noes dis to be troo.
I em so sorry bout yur loss! I had a Spyke an lost him to FIV a few yeers ago….I allus called him “my handsome man”…and he was such a luv! Da bestest, handsomist boi evur!
the soft eyes open
its frum a pome. one of only 2 i knows that capchure the feeling. google that line and you finds the poem, ifs you wants to read. [will make you cry, probably, but in a good way]
the soft eyes open.
Ai ar sorree, spykes_mom. I hoap joo can has menny gud memmerees of your behbeh kitteh.
n lowts more of them!
karen, ai am reelee sowwee…ai dinnit meen to thredjack n chanj teh hole tone ob ur kommint. it wuz funnee!
fank yoo to my cheezfrens fur ur kind fowts n werds. we r awl pritty much useto lyfe wiv owt spyke, butt ebbry nao n den sumfin comes up lyke karen’s innocuous kommint dat maykes me fink ob him fur no reeson.
*we nao return to owr rgyoolarlee skejuled foolishness*
Wuns in a wile itz okay to interrupt n talk about reel lyf.
spykes_mom….dere is allus time to rememmemer wif love! I think dey would be happee to no how offin we think bout them an how much dey wuz luved.
Dis wun ob de reesuns I lub dis plaec. So menny open hartz. Alwayz noes de cheez-frenz will understand!
De Princess Mu Meadow (wher sum uv us goes to recubber after de splorting): Wun tiem I saw a posting frum JCH4K esplainin de Meadow summut liek dis:
Is a beautiful meadow whar we goes to let does kittehs who libs in owr harts owt to play.
I wuz danzin on ICHC in dat meddow last week, lukkin at de birdies an de flowers. An I sawed – I DID, I DID – awl owr beauteous kittehs ther dancin along! An awl wer happeh, an healthy, an dantzin, an sendin der luv! Wuz a verree happeh day!
An we kan goes ther enny tiem. Dis site is de portal to dat happeh meddow. I bleeves it is so.
If yu saw all uv dem, den you saw Hamlet, an ‘Thello, an Mommacat, an Oberon.
Itz pritti krowdid n fuzzy insyd mai hart.
Wudn’t hav it enny uther wai.
Thanks, evrybuddy.
I saw awl uv dem! Sum uv dem, I diddn noes der naems, but de cheez-frenz wud rekugnyze each speshul beh-beh! Dey wuz maed purrfekt, an wuz in cumpleat gud health wunz agen. So menneh cullurs uv kittehs, so happeh – they culd see us watchin dem prancin arownd de meddow, an dey do feel owr luv followin dem, till we iz togedder agen.
Hugz to yoo, {{Snippet}} – an strength to yoo. Onlee adviec I hav is to spend awl de tiem wit her dat yoo can, luvvin an holdin her, tellin her hao much yoo lub her. Taek sum pikshoors on de gud dayz. Maek sum memrees. My boi-frend wurks in a hospittal, an he sez dese wurds uv wisdum – Ennybuddee wif a harty appetite is prolly nawt gunna die today!
Ariel is such a beyootiful naem, liek de naem uv an angel! {{Ariel}}
“We who choose to surround ourselves with lives
even more temporary than our own
live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached.
Unable to accept its awful gaps,
we would still live no other way.
We cherish memory as the only certain immortality,
never fully understanding the plan…..
Irving Townsend
so troo, Shera: fankoo 4 teh luvly pome.
such werdz of wisdom, gremlin.
snippet, plz live richly in teh noaw wif arielkitteh, as gremlin sez. {{{ariel & snippet}}}
{{{spykesmom}}}
and, dapanferkitteh – so sorry about teh “owl and pussycat” commint – ididnt meen to bring bak bad memries.
Hope u guise get to reed this. Oh $%^^&**! Iz crain agen….
Purrfect fade-awai jump-shot for 3!!
“Mumps!” sed teh Doktor
“Meezles!” sed teh Nurse
“Nothing!” sed teh Lady
With teh Alligator Purse
(invisible jump rope)
hah! wut fun tell me moar!
it be a jumprope ryme:
Miss Lucy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bath tub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn’t go down his throat
Miss Lucy called the Doctor
Miss Lucy called the Nurse
Miss Lucy called the Lady
With the Alligator Purse
“Mumps!” said the Doctor
“Measles!” said the Nurse
“Nothing!” said the Lady
With the Alligator Purse
I don’t want the Doctor
I don’t want the Nurse
I don’t want the Lady
With the Alligator Purse.
Out walked the Doctor
Out walked the Nurse
Out walked the Lady
With the Alligator Purse.
(big grin) Fanks!
waow. blast fum teh passt. i had fergotted awl abowt dat rhyme! miz loosee did lawts of stuff eff ai rememburrs rite. had a tugboat, kissed sumwon. man…she wuz bizzee!
Owr miz loosee belongt in teh nawty barn! Speshly if she showts teh last/furst wurd to each stanza like we did on teh plaigrownd. Neveh saw teh resess ladeez heds swivvle so fas!
miz Loosee hadda steembote
teh steembote hadda bell
miz Loosee wen to hevin
teh steembote went to
hell-o, opuratur,
gimme nummur 9
if u don, I kick u
in ur lil
behin teh frigeratur
tehre wuz a peece ov glass
miz Loosee tript n fell onit
an cut her on teh
alass teh song is ovah
I’m tyred ov jumpin too
an eff ye duzzin like it
miz Loosee sez “Fork U!”
jus sent this to mah fren marv dunphy, the volleyball coach at peppurrrrdine universiteh. luv kittehs, luv volleyball. invis jump serv ftw
Beech volibol kitteh no wears da bikini
is this nekkid volleyball??? must be removed to de nawty barn
ok, so’s we has teh velcro wall at wun end ob teh nawty barn, teh nekkid volleybawl at teh odder and teh yung nekkid gy wit teh martoonees, teh irnin in teh middul!
beddar maek shoor derez a sayfe zoan rownd teh nekkid guy wif irnin an martoonees! wuddnt want himz to git hit by flyin’ bawls or velcro peeps!
Here is teh disclaimer for mimzoid: shhhh….doan wanna skare yu, but underneef ar kloze…..we ar ALL nekkid…hehehehe
OMG! don look at meee, the blinding whyte glare will burnz yore eyezballz.
did sum wun say nekkid bollybawl?
bodeeguard kitteh execute karate thro uf unwanted hyoomin boifren. gud kitteh!
SHORYUKEN!
Thank you! I’m SO glad someone said it!
Coach: Kitteh, member, ur pawer cums frum ur core.
Kitteh: Watza core?
Coach: Ummm, ur spots, kitteh, ur pawer cums frum ur spots on ur tummeh.
Kitteh: Thaaaawack!
Coach: *smiles* Dats wat I’m tawkin bout, bebeh!
An strypes too! Power kin alsow cum frum de strypes!
*starts to sing* Power to de kittehs. Power to de kittehs, rite on!
an if u wants moar, if u wants moar
moar, moar, moar
jumps! for my love!
Poyntee Sistas FTW!
Poyntee Sistas….oh bery gud!
Watch out for the pointy endz, they cood maek ball go B A N G G G G !!!!!!!!!!
japanizu vorree barru kitteh izu shawin azu teh soomashu attaku!
purreezu enjoi witu heru!
*sing* …recieve, toss, spike! one, two, one, two, attaku!… *sing*
I can serve ace FTW? Kthxbai!
Badminton game
Fergots rakket
is invisibel
cute kitteh smiles while serving ^_^
That isnt a serve!
SHOYRUKEN!