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does i pray to godbunny for gud carrot harvess?
noes, i prayed foar god bunnies 2 let me has eerly chance at communting in lolpics. I’s suppose dis mah luckkeed break, still no furst place. god bunny want u to have a nice sunny day, foar teh kittehs too ; )
Yay! stephanie is not-second. I does teh bunneh-hop in ur honnor.
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop flop*
I iz in wurst shape den I fot.
Iz getting in line rite behine doctorcat in the bunneh-hop line!
rite, rite
leff, leff
forward, bak
won, tew, free…
da da da da da da da
da da da da da
da da da da da da da
bomp bomp bomp
*grabs a martoonie off teh bar on teh wai bai*
Wheeee, Yeah, fur Stephanie!
Hop in line behine meh! Iz fun!
bunneh-hop cleerlee called foar. stephanie – heer’s hopping yoo has a wunnderful noo year!!!
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop flop*
AAAANNNa puff, puff, puff. (ai USED to be able to doo this!!)
ooh! bunnies! Mah favrit!!!
*bunnee hop*
Oh Romeow – there yoo ar going a propurr bunnee hop and the rest of us ar just hopping!
Ai TOLD yoo yoo noo a lot!! Yoo ar just too modest!!
bah dah dah dah dah dah dah
*hop hop hop*
*little tail wiggle*
well, big tail, small wiggle
aw, yu guyz an ur danse! fur me? iz honnurd! an u maek mai day moar than u kno!
i had nastee allurgik reakshun – to hare dye of all theengs! be caerful, hoomans!!! teh chemikal PPD iz no joak. u can dai from anaphylaxis when you collor ur pelts – even eef u haz neffer had probblems befoar!
so, nao iz all swolled up. but meds iz werking… an dey gif a leetle hai too – so iz no all bad.
Yay for the meds! I’m glad you are gonna be OK. Do nawt drive or use heavy masheenry, plskthx.
Hai Stephanie!
Fanks fur teh informashun on PPD. I had neber heard ov dat before.
I hopes teh meds keep on wurkin an the liddle hai makes u feelz better
Taeks Care ov urseff.
been deres- dun dat, onli wif waspy sting….stoopi meiz I DRIVEZ maiself to da ER, almos didn mak it- no cuds bref…..
sos peepz- ifnz uz habn bad ‘lergic reaction don be stoopi lik meiz…. call da ambulance!
bai da bai stephanie- ifnz deh putz u on da prednesone (or deltasone) beez careful.. uz gonna be HOOONGRY!!!! an de pednesone messes upz ur bodi sos EBERYFING turnz to da icky fatz….. oh- n don be surprized ifnz u bouncn on da walls n no can sleep- wunce wentz 3 hole dais n nites wif no sleepi! I jus go bounci, bounci awl ober da plac! (been on da stoopi stuff waiiiii tooo mani timez)
momcat
Anaphylaxis=most bad.
I haz VERY downer anaphylaxis storee which I wil nawt drag into Cheezwerld–Cheezwerld iz happy place–but suffice to say: anaphylaxis is most PLEH ever. Emphatically DO NOT WANT.
Ai haf moar den enuff allergees, Ai no need ani moar.
Also? Teh grey an wyte hares not wanna take dye anyways, so no poynt. All it duz iz fry mah hares.
I think Ceiling Cat may catch god-bunny and bring him into the Heavenly Mansion, drop him on the floor, and show all the appalled hyooman souls what happens when someone or something crosses Ceiling Cat.
uh… bunny foofoo in the sky with diamonds?
( hare today, … )
goon tomorrow
I nOObee, not so great at LOLspeak, ackually
and you’ve been trolled!!! aieee!!!
yah-
I see
fixey, fixey, fixey,
phew! the lvt is makin mai finga ache!
momcat
welkom 2blackkats!
if yer katz cross yer path in diffrent direkshuns, duz they cansel owt eech odders ‘bad lukk’?
ohai 2bk,
WELLKUM! dun wurree. yoo will lern lolspeek soon enuff. yoo nawt so bad ryte nao! more beddurer, tho, is meetin awl kinez ob kewl new cheezfrens.
Fanks for the wellkum and the fixey. I noe about the trolls. Iz ben laffen an criin wif y’all for awhile. My 2blackcats both adopted me, but don’t like each other, so I trii to keep tehm apart.
Is himz ceiling cat’s understudy?
Mai LOLgawdz… let me show u them.
meebe hims is teh anjulbunneh gaebreeul
ware himz horn? mebe himz lef itz at homz…..
momcat
Hiz wraff, do knot evoak it…
A bunneh kick frum godbunneh – Do Not Want!
Iz stay-puf marshedmallo bunneh. Will nom ur citi nao.
ahiii! sumbunni getz da ghosti bustas! no wantz stompn on da citi!
momcat
BEHOLD… EASTER IS UPON YOU
so eerlee?
Ebidently.
is berrrrrry eurlee tihs yeer- March 23.
is eggsaklee wun week beefoar mah (gasp) 40th burfday. ai can has rezur…ressur…noo lyfe too?
OMG! Ur birfday is 16th? Same as my verreh verreh best friend Nap! (butt she will bee 43 dis year, like mee)
Pisces are teh bestess frens EBBUR!
)
(well, at least for us Cancers!
Oh, foo! *hed smack* Soon as I submitted dat I reelized wut I had dun! Ur birfday is teh March 30, huh? U is an Aries!
/runs awai, embarrrussed!
Doan run awai Kafleen.
Iz a cancer, too! 7-16-60.
I doan feel liek mah number. Butt, Iz alwais happeh to git a noo number. I hab a higher number den lots ov frens I noo.
I’m winning
*pinches Kafleen’s cheek, and sais in bebeh tawk*
Ur such a widdle bebeh!
If 5fy iz da nu 3dy (Ai red dat sumplce ) den 4ty iz da nu…12 or zo.
yesh kathleen ai is teh RAM. ai is berry hed strong (ai has to bee berry kayrfull bowt wen ai do teh *heddesk*) n awl teh ovver “tipikal” kwalitees ob teh ram.
plz to nawt run awai oar be embarissed. wee awl has owr “duh” (oar “foo”) momints. no buddy kayres oar maykes fun ob us tho.
ai shoots yu wif mai teepot.
srsly, Sagitarreeus is teh teepot in da skai.
…hmm… lukz lyk corprit logo fur Bunway Airlines…
indeed! Bunway airlines usings compleet abstruktion of clowds to maek their poynt: Bunway contulls u. Bunway is teh inly way. Bunway: Feel frreee to fly wit buunys or else. . .
you haz my freekwint-flyingz loyltee, O Loardly Bunneh ob de skiez… no moar Souffwes or JetBloo or Unnyted or eben Hare Cannaduh…
How bout USHareways?
We always call it UselessAirways. Pleh.
I neber flying ennyfing but Bunway frum nao on.
Inneresting how Bunway is teh onwee airlines
wif a purrfect safety record.
Nao we no y.
I am gessing dat a Harebus komment heer mite be a liddel 2 obveeus at dis poynt.
Oh, no, no, no. Wai nawt bee obvious. Harebus has much funnee.
(Ai’m practising mai noo fownd skillz wif teh fayces!!)
jch4k yur fases are jus fine.
an as tehy sai wher rabbit puns are involvd…
hare today, groan tomorro.
grooooooone today!
ICHC habs neber been stopped bai teh blatant obvious.
NothernHockeyFan, ur nawt trying to coo up teh nachural order ov fings round heer, r u?
Ob corse nawt! Dis bee wun uv mai favrit plases. Awl dai lawng I rite corprit bullplop:
*** meaningful performance improvement BLA BLA BLA ***
*** effective concern management BLA BLA BLA ***
*** innovative ways to serve our clients BLA BLA BLA ***
an afferwards, ICHC be de bes lokayshun to reelacks an hev a laff wif frenly cheezpeeps hoo be full ob de humanitee. An de felinitee. An sumtimz mebbe even jus a manatee. (Wif or wifout bukkit.)
Oh noes! U sed manatee! Nao my hed sings dis song dat won’t go way:
Barbra Manatee (manatee)
You ar da wun for me (wun for me)
NorthernHockeyFan – “corprit bullplop” !!!! FTW!!!!11!!
NHF — Course, I suppose youz has entrotay… intert… ummm… had welcum pawrty fur teh ideea of switching teh txts. Rite the corprit reepowrts in lolspeak. Send memo on improvement of performance, with attachments and bullet points, to ICHC.
You noes dat dere be at least wun playce wit laffter. Senza humer, we has it.
Fanks, JCH4K. Heer be breef summery of tippical werk:
Me: “O hai Bossman. Assined workz iz all dun. I can has job sattisfakshun an beeg raze an free nom nom nomz?”
Bossman: “Noes. Corprit bullplop… RITE MOAR.”
pb – pleez purvide input on dis b4 Therzday meetin:
“ICHC improovs kwality of wurkdai wif a feeline fokus on humer an a liteharted aproach dat pleezes ebberywun (xsept stoopy trollz.) Use ICHC for all yer offis procra… percra… timewastin needz. Kthxbai.”
Ronda-
It cood be worser…… it could be the water buffalo song or the song of the cebu
Veggie Tales FTW!!1!! Speshly Silly Songs wif Larry. *sigh* My kids finks dey is too big fur dem now.
Ratz–now I has earworm. I shares:
Evvybuddy’s got a water buffalo
Urs is fast an mines is slow. . .
*sings off key*
Ooooooo – where! izmai harebrush??
oooooo – where! izmai harebrush??
ohwhereohwhereohwhereohwhereohwhere-er-er er-er-er-er-er-errrrrrrr!
Izmaiharebrush?
(Ai gabe eet tu de peesh….. ‘cuz, he gotz hare)
Veggie Tales!!!! Lub dem!!!
Did joo no – dere’s a ‘Priates Whu Doan Do nuffin’ moobie coming??? Iz so eggsited!
How-djoo get dem?
I don’t no…….
Aw…..tink I’ll go bak to da manatee wun! Yikes!
unfortunately, my little guy is nao too big for Veggie Tales so I have no excuse for listening to it in the car.
actually my car was parked in a bad nayborhood a few yrs ago, and some kids broke in a stolded my CD’s. I suspect that they were disappointed with the selection of Faith Hill, Metallica, Veggie Tales and Disney.
To: NHF
From: pb
Re: yr memeow
Reccccimendashun fur use of ICHC to improv kwality uv werkday seems incompoo… uncumpa… nawt fitting in with Corpawrate Misshun Staytmint. Luukeded hard at Misshun Staytmint and doan see nuthin bout kwality uv werkday. Had confurants call wif VP Ira Troll bout dis, and he dint has the laffs even wunce.
Furfer discussion of prowlcrastunashun needs is warranted. Will discuss mowr, but gotta go check ICHC now. kthnxbai
how bowt untied harelines (ai kant stand dem)?
ai hab sum moar:
buntier harelines…
fluffedhansa…
haer lingus…
furgin atlantic…
shud ai stawp?
Aer Lingus – Ayr Fungus
Verjin – Awn teh ridiklus
easyjet – sleezyjet
An ob corse British Hareways!
nacherlee bunway gots purfekt rekord… iz no possbul to craish wif eers dat beeg!!
i knew it! i knew it all along! i never felt right eating teh choclolate ones
Put meh in teh unenlightened category.
I lubbed eeting teh choklit ones.
I can has eternal damnation?
Aim afrayed so.
yes!
see lazer eeyz chargin?
GB pissed!
OT
any werd frum teho? ben lowng tyme.
No wun seems to know enething. Purrhaps we ar going to have to send sumwun to CO an tell himz taht hee iz graelee missed.
OAR purrhaps he iz planning a surpriz beeg Ta DAAAHH! combak awn the annibersaree????
Beeweave dis or not, I dreamded abut Teho lass nite. I dreamed dat I was listin all da razins dat him MUST cum bak to us. Had lots of many reezins ready. If Iz rememberin right, Teho da razin dat we don’t say “Firstie” anymore. Seems to me dat da CCC and da glubs ebolbed under Teho’s “guidance.” He were a big part ob our tribe. We missez him.
From his blawg, it seems dat he has been blokd from ICHC. It is nawt his intenshun to stay awai, but he cannawt post. Teho was bery big part of ICHC (Binglol is awl his) an ai prsnly tink is a criminul shaem. We shud maybe start a petishun foar his reunstaet….renunsate….riyuns….. to gets him his acksess rites bak.
BRING BACK TEHO!
WOT DOES WE WANT?
TEHO!
WEN DUS WE WANT HIM?
NAO!!
ob corse, if u nebber heers frawm me agin, u will no ai has been blokd too for mai subvurs…. subwers….. nawtiness.
Not only dat, but teh firsty braggers is startin to come bak. TEEHOOOOO!!11!!! Halp! Saves us!
It appears taht a certain someone whom we all miss haz been blaklisted. Been trying to come bak – akshullee – never left. wuz just over aon the blog – SJ just rote that she made a demand fur reinstatement and it never showed up.
We must hav a plan. But what? Purrhaps we awl getz blaklisted? Hao sad wud that bee. Hao sad iz it eneway. We cannot doo without that certain someone. Is essential.
btw = all ov us getting blaklisted is not the plan. Just USING a plan mite have that result? Purrhaps we ar awl “expendable.”
I just senda messaj to teh ICHC peeps. Ask them to fix sijuashun. Askded nice, not like troll. Mebbe more messajs would help? Mebbe dats a plan?
pb ai tinks taht is a gud plan. Tehy certinly didn’t laik mai last post altho ai didn’t think it was taht bad – u shud see teh sorta stuff ai rites in teh awfiss when ai is annoid. Still, doesn’t hurt to ask nice.
ai allys liked teh cadbury bunneh eggs. laid bai teh bunneh.
tehy is tasti and gud. not nootrishus tho
Mai bunneh nawt lai eggs. Dose NAWT be chawklit!
pleh!
for some reason teh burgers aren’t showing but if they were i’d give you a lot for that comment
Gud ting I nvah ated wabbit.
Had a bunny oncet, but he went over the rainbow bridge at a very old age.
RIP Thumper
Thumper muss b hanging owt wif mah Flicka.
Bery smrt bunneh, she waz
Oh ya, dey be doing the bunnah hop in the meadow.
Oh noes….my kittehz EEEETZ bunneh!!! Dey fink bunneh am HIGHLY nommable.
Now, if GodBunneh is in charj, duz my kitterz has to beg CeelingCat for forgibness?? Or iz CeelingCat in charj, an GodBunneh iz just lesser deity?
Da state ob my kittehz affterlyfes depenz on de answer!
Doan wurree. If Kitteh gits it rong teh furs tym, still gits ayt moar affterlyfes.
dis be a berry gud teholojikal duhlemma.
ai lykes teho lojikal. makess muche cents. nawt teh duhlemma part tho.
but sumtiemz is teh othr haff of brayn wut iz moar helpfuls.
Himz keeps going and going and going. . .
mebbe hims shud trai sum kaopectate…
pleh! LOL
wut if gawd wuz wun of us?
just a clowd lyk wun of us?
hmmm. don’t think dose r akshully da wurdz.
is prty darn clos tho. i nvr unnerstud that song.
Does anyone know a safe site fur teh moosic lyrics? Evrytime I tri to find lyrics, teh site seems a leetle bit iffy. Or I goes and tehn I gets all these blocked pop up messajs. Do.Not.Want.
Practis Safe Sites, OK?
ai juss google teh song titul wiv “lyrics” n tayke my chantses.
Choklit bunnehs! Yay!
all dis taim in church n sundai skool, dey never tel me dat God was rabit.
Bet dat dey neber mentioned ceiling cat or kite cat eber.
Dey neber swore to tellz teh hole truff an nuffing but teh troof.
Aye juss wanna say WOW….
What an awesome pickchure…
Must give many props to da fotag, pfotoga……the pickchure taker person..
O..and many props to God….for makin da bunny in da furs place.
God mayks awl teh floofy bunnehs aan kittehs
an teh flars an teh lillees ob teh feeld
considr teh lolcats, tey neever sew nor weep, but Ceiling cat close them in byootyful fur. srsly
he noez all de harez on yur hed !!
Does G-d bunny like us Jews too?
Godbunneh lubs eberybuddeh, cept mebee Elmer Fudd.
I wubs G-d Bunny ten.
Be vewwy qwiet. I’s wowshipping wabbits. A-hahahahahahahaha!
I worshup David Bowie, ceiling Cat , G-d bunny and teh G-d of Israel.
In dat ordur?
no, furst teh G-d of Israel ten David Bowie ten G-d bunny ten ceiling Cat.
Ceiling cat is LAST??!!??!!??1?//!!?
Well, G-dbunneh appeers to be bigger. . .
David Bowie! We must all wurshup him. He madz a prair himself.
Dis is ground contrul tu Majer Tom
uhh, i frigot teh rest, but it is Spays Odity.
o corse godbunny luffs teh jews… wai u think he calls tehm “rabbis”?
Dat a funny funny.
G-d bunny treashurez Jewish peeps foar shuar : )
YAY!
I love best of all that GODBUNNY looks like Greg the Bunny.
Iz ennywon else habing dis prolem?
Eberytiem I refresh, it wipes owt teh burgers I juss gab to peeps. I voted free tiems on one commint an it still cums up wif zero burgers.
alas yes. ai too am havin dis problm. wtf cheez an tofu?!? halp us in teh nam of godbunneh someone HALP!!!
sry for teh histrionics. ai is havn that kinda dai.
GODBUNNY ail do nethin foar you.
GODBUNNY jus tell me wut you wan me to.
GODBUNNY nale me up agenst the wall.
GODBUNNY doan wan evryting he wans it all…
godbunny iz up abuvvit…
nao iz down innit
^_^
NINbunny!
Bao daown beefour teh wun yu surv.
wow !!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blasphemer!!!!!
tehre ees onlee ceeleeng cat!!!!
(is anyone else really annoyed by people who actually think this way?)
(meaning fundamentalists who believe that teh bible is teh literal truth)
butt, butt….Godbunny an ceeleeng cat bee teh same!
(yesh, gascatee…ur parentesis communt is teh true)
depens on yer fayth, jus don’t saay its a Teddy ber
Tere is no g-d but Ceeling Cat an Lolrus is hims profit.
didn’t get the teddy ber part at furst. then gut it. ftw.
Oooo!! OOOh!! Halp. I don’t get it. Teh Teddy ber. An ai’m shure it must bee funnee.
http://www.tinyurl.com/ysn3sz
Is the BBC news story.
Sorry, JCH4K, I should have ’splained better. The story more sad than funny actually, but was a good reference at that point.
Besyds, teh bear cawld teh littul kitteh FAT. No gawd wud du taht.
higher thotz…
sum ceiling high….
sum clowd high…..
ainno seeling hi nuff!
ainno baysmint low nuff
ainno ribber wide nuff
Dey hates wen I show dem playces were it contra..kontradik…..sez difrent tings abowt same storees.
izz tey contradixshuns or too points of vu?
You think Christian fundamentalists are difficult, try being in the Middle East and questioning the Koran.
No fankoo. I can has Higher Criticism?
Ai tink Ai’m ree-layted too doze funda-mental-ists. Emfasis on teh mental part.
Ah, but who watches the ceiling cat?
(a bunny, apparently)
tehn we get intu teh hole “hu watches teh watcher” ting, not fun een mai upinion
because yu realize, tehre can be no final watcher, everybunny is being watched so there can be no end.
(maybe I gits filosofical irly een teh mornin, hu knos?)
Wots rong wiv a littl filosofee? ;P
I has noos on teh pets of teh peeps wanning to be presydent:
Mitt romnee had a wimeram…. a weimer…. a Wegman goggie, but it went to teh rainbo bridge. tere is a bad storee about romnee an a blog called dogs against romney. srsly
Bill Richrdsun has two kittehs namd jake an skweeki
Judy Ruliani has no goggies or kittehs.
Jon edwurds has two goggies, won for eech of hims 2 americas.
Koosinitch has 2 poun puppy rescues.
Heelaree has a lab calld shamiss, an she got ridda poor sox when she an bil lef teh wite haus
Obamers has no goggies or kittehs.
Jon Mikkain has lotsa anymuls: two goggies, a blak an wite kitteh named oreo, a faarrat, two toitles, 3 birdies but no lolrussusses or ameebers
Mike Huckabee has hims name in lolcat langwige. He has a lab an a sheet soo.
not know watt Ron pol or tat Lawn Order gy has.
Hope tat heps yu vote
Rememmer, Richardson has TWO kittehs!!!
dis grate infowmashun. tnx, miss foots.
Ixcuse mai ignerants, Miss Foots, I iz Canajun. I iz not cleer on diffrance btween Republicats and Dogocrats. Plz to ixplain.
No, no, NorthernHockeyFan. Yoo haz it bakwerdz. Is Democats and Republikiks.
Democats ar fur health care fur awl, gud skools, an awl things fur the public gud.
Republikiks be fur no taxes fur the rich, power & profitz fur the beeg corporashuns, gunz fur ebreebuddy, health care fur those hoo can afford it – and poo on everee wun hoo is down and out. Oh – an they also lieks warz.
Nawt all heer will agree wif mee, ai know. That’s just hao ai sees it.
Fanks again, JCH4K. I not meenz to get awl plitical, an dere prolly be menny gud cheezfrenz not agreein. But dere seemz to be sum troof in wut you speek. Ennyway, wai not we debayt Canajun politixes? Our Pryme Minnister can has bery bad harecut! hee hee hee
Ok less debayt canajun polotixes.
I fink sassy cat chew-on needs better representashun!!!
Sassy cat chew-on! I juss bowt spit out my beer wif laffter!
Teh basic differmints is, Republicles bleeve in fambly values, so dey wants to make laws bout wut peeple do in dere bedrums, an in free markets so dey leaves teh eek-ono-mee alone. Teh Democarts bleeves in making laws fur teh eek-ono-mee an leavin peepls bedrums alone.
Wel, dat’s over-simply-fried, but u is Canajun. U don need teh gory detail.
Preshiate teh infomayshun, doctorcat. Up norf heer de two bigges plitical parteez is Conservativs n Libruls. (A cuppul udder littler wunz too, but agen… no gory detail.) Prolly not so diffrent form teh Efelantz and de Donkeez. But we needz to adress ishoos criticle to ‘Mairkinz and Canajunz alike: bukkits for all! kwality nom nom nomz even for de nawt-rich! an no kitteh (or goggie) lef behind!
AMEN SISTAH!!!1!
Basically, Democrats believe in regulating the economy and leaving people’s sex lives private; Republicans believe in regulating people’s sex lives and leaving the economy alone.
(Wel, dat’s over-simply-fried, but u is Canajun, u don need teh gory details.)
Oops
I fot wordpress eated dis coment cuz it sed s3x. Sry fur dubble post. Wuz prolly not funnee more dan wunce NEways.
Yes, but remember that Mitt Romney drove for several hours with his dog in a crate ON TOP OF HIS CAR.
Or at least that is what I heard. Maybe should check Snopes.
Yup, he did it.
12 hours wif an Irish Setter ina carrier on top ov teh car. Wen dere waz sum brown stuff running down teh bak window, he stopped an hosed teh car an teh goggie off, den kept dribing.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1638065,00.html
owww… dat hurted mai hart. wai hem do dat to poor goggie?
oah, grate bunlord, pleez smite teh bipedals who no treet ur fuzy cheeldrens rite wif ur mity bunkikks to face. amens.
amens
doubl amens to dat.
I tried posting a commint and a link to the storee of Huckabee’s son, but it didn’t sho up twice, frum last night.
Ennywai, Huckabee’s son was almoss 18 yeers, and he (and anudder kid) were kicked outta Boi Scout camp fur killing a dog. Dey hanged him.
You’ll hab to luk it up urseffs cuz eberytiem I tri to post a linkie, I fail. Dere r lotz ov articles on it.
Reality reely suxs sumtiems.
wel, the democat wif too kittehs lef teh rayce so he cans goes bak to noo mesko.
tat maykes Mikkain teh onlee hyoomun wif kittehs.
Dassit. I is Democat, but nao I votes fur Mikkain. Us can has lolferret an lolturdles in teh Wite Howse? (He mite has ameebers, u nebber no)
I wud neber bote fur McKain, eben tho hims iz a troo patriot.
hehe, den we cansells each odder out, Romeow! Mah hubz an I duz dat ebbry eleckshun. Good fing party polyticks not high on mah list of priawr–pryor–most important fings, least not in marridge.
Mah Mom an Dad did dat awl teh tiem.
Or, at least, dey told eech odder dat tehy did it.
Yes, Romeow – ai so agrees with yoo. He iz an amazing man in menee respeks, but haz sum MAJOR priorities -well – rong.
An – ai am nawt shure taht we hav teh troo storee heer awn the fate of Socks. Ai herd sumting quite different – but ai dont remember where or what. Socks DEFINITELEE did nawt just “get teh boot.” Taht sounds liek sumthing taht came frum Fauz Noos.
Pleese reconsider, deer doctorcat. Thsi is VERREE high awn mai prioritees – an everee voat counts.
Hai JCH4K,
Socks (born in 1991) neber got along wif teh noo goggie, Buddy. Wen dey leff office, dey gab Socks to Betty Currie, Bill’s admin. asst. In mid 2006, Socks was happeh an healfy.
I agree bout teh election. Iz bery important.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)
I was gonna piont that out, too, Romeow! Grating minds and all that.
Betty Currie live(s)(ed) in same town as me. A fren pointed out her howse to me. If I wasn’t a skarededy cat cat burglar not to menshun respekful of peepl’s privacys, I mighta knocked on teh dore to say o hai to Socks.
I wuz joshin, JCH4K, but it wud be fun to see teh Wite Howse full of teh aminal frenz. Mebbe put some of dem in teh cabinet? Bedder dan sum of teh weasels we gotz now.
(I reelly hasnt decided hoom to votes fur yet. Not a guy hoo puts his poor goggie on toppa teh car, tho)
Sum bunnee is watchin ober u.
Is this technically a lol(*)?
a lolcloud or a lolsky… or something…
Lolpareidolia!!!
I saw a cloud at Disney World once, that looked EXACTLY like a profile of Goofy. Dangedest thing.
Pareidolia–it’s Greek to me
God Bunny sees all and knows all. Kneel before his carrot altar!
=o
I Believe in God Bunny!
GODBUNNY NOT CONCERNED ABOUT SICK WIT DA POOR/GODBUNNY DOES BUNNY DANCE ON THE BACKS OF THE BRUISED/GODBUNNY DUN CARE.
*tee hee*
(THANKS TO TRENT REZNOR)
Holy Lapin who lib in Sacred Hutch
Hallowed by thy nem
Thy kingdomz kum
Thy wil be dun
On urth as it be in Hutch
Gib us this day our daily cheezburger
And forgib us our doing it rong
As we forgib those who r doing it rong against us
And lead us not into “I can has”
But deliber us from ebil.
For urs is the kingdom
and the powa and teh gloree
4 eber and eber
amenz.
Dat is ful ov win graspee. Ai laiks partikewlarly “forgib us our doing it rong” and “lead us not into “I can has” – is bery clevur.
Ob corse, ai is prolly goin to hell for findin it funny, but ai heer it is warmer tehr an after awl teh taim i’ve been spendin in teh nawtee barn, is prolly awl ai deserv.
I fink dis is hyst…hhist…full ob da bery, bery fun-knee. If uz goz to da bad place when uz goes…sab me a seat near da winndow. I fink dis is spraydascreen fun-knee. Besides, GB forgibs us our “doin it wrong.” Way deep into da HAHAHAHA, dis one.
Ai luvs it too. Well dun, graspee!
Butt…. ai donut beleev in ….
bunnies….
No moar Catbury eggs fur joo!
Wud u care to refink ur position?
Rising abov politiz–watchin from abov
Iz GB lookin for da peep who made Bunneh cry? Dat poor sole bedder get undergrnd quik where GB an Celin Cat can no getz him.
I’m just a cloud! Stop anthropomorphizing me!
er kinda hard…when u speaking like a hoomin
Home run! FTW!!
wee wernt anthro-whuddebber… wee were bunthro-whuddebber!
I’m just a widdle blak rain cloud
I’m just a little black rain cloud
hovering under the honey tree,
Only a little black rain cloud,
pay no attention to little me.
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
never eats honey, no, not a nip.
I’m just floating around over the ground,
wondering where I will drip.
Winnie the Pooh FTW!
Oh, inspired I iz…wit applegees ta NIN…
god bunny I’ll do anything for you
god bunny just tell me what you want me to
god bunny nail me up against the wall
god bunny don’t want everything he wants it all
Is not god-bunny, is goddess-bunny! (or gender-neutral bunny)
Poynt well taekin.
I doan eben yoos teh werd Goddess. Tu me, God is alreddee a jender-nootral werd.
Luk liek Frank from Donnie Darko… or mebbe just enegizer bunny.
loved that movie
isnt himz supposed to be awn teh mooon?
luks jus liek teh mochi bunney.
http://www.laputanlogic.com/articles/2004/04/05-0001.html
yah! de bunny in de moon! i luffs dat one cuz i beez born in year ov teh bunneh!
I want poster for over desk!!!!!
O_o OMFG(=BUNNY!!!)!
Dat is a gathereeng of commulu… coomu… floofy clouds dat show teh coming of Eester
UH OH i bedder be gud!