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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
does i pray to godbunny for gud carrot harvess?
noes, i prayed foar god bunnies 2 let me has eerly chance at communting in lolpics. I’s suppose dis mah luckkeed break, still no furst place. god bunny want u to have a nice sunny day, foar teh kittehs too ; )
Yay! stephanie is not-second. I does teh bunneh-hop in ur honnor.
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop flop*
I iz in wurst shape den I fot.
Iz getting in line rite behine doctorcat in the bunneh-hop line!
rite, rite
leff, leff
forward, bak
won, tew, free…
da da da da da da da
da da da da da
da da da da da da da
bomp bomp bomp
*grabs a martoonie off teh bar on teh wai bai*
Wheeee, Yeah, fur Stephanie!
Hop in line behine meh! Iz fun!
bunneh-hop cleerlee called foar. stephanie - heer’s hopping yoo has a wunnderful noo year!!!
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop hop*
*hop hop flop*
AAAANNNa puff, puff, puff. (ai USED to be able to doo this!!)
ooh! bunnies! Mah favrit!!!
*bunnee hop*
Oh Romeow - there yoo ar going a propurr bunnee hop and the rest of us ar just hopping!
Ai TOLD yoo yoo noo a lot!! Yoo ar just too modest!!
bah dah dah dah dah dah dah
*hop hop hop*
*little tail wiggle*
well, big tail, small wiggle
aw, yu guyz an ur danse! fur me? iz honnurd! an u maek mai day moar than u kno!
i had nastee allurgik reakshun - to hare dye of all theengs! be caerful, hoomans!!! teh chemikal PPD iz no joak. u can dai from anaphylaxis when you collor ur pelts - even eef u haz neffer had probblems befoar!
so, nao iz all swolled up. but meds iz werking… an dey gif a leetle hai too - so iz no all bad.
Yay for the meds! I’m glad you are gonna be OK. Do nawt drive or use heavy masheenry, plskthx.
Hai Stephanie!
Fanks fur teh informashun on PPD. I had neber heard ov dat before.
I hopes teh meds keep on wurkin an the liddle hai makes u feelz better
Taeks Care ov urseff.
been deres- dun dat, onli wif waspy sting….stoopi meiz I DRIVEZ maiself to da ER, almos didn mak it- no cuds bref…..
sos peepz- ifnz uz habn bad ‘lergic reaction don be stoopi lik meiz…. call da ambulance!
bai da bai stephanie- ifnz deh putz u on da prednesone (or deltasone) beez careful.. uz gonna be HOOONGRY!!!! an de pednesone messes upz ur bodi sos EBERYFING turnz to da icky fatz….. oh- n don be surprized ifnz u bouncn on da walls n no can sleep- wunce wentz 3 hole dais n nites wif no sleepi! I jus go bounci, bounci awl ober da plac! (been on da stoopi stuff waiiiii tooo mani timez)
momcat
Anaphylaxis=most bad.
I haz VERY downer anaphylaxis storee which I wil nawt drag into Cheezwerld–Cheezwerld iz happy place–but suffice to say: anaphylaxis is most PLEH ever. Emphatically DO NOT WANT.
Ai haf moar den enuff allergees, Ai no need ani moar.
Also? Teh grey an wyte hares not wanna take dye anyways, so no poynt. All it duz iz fry mah hares.
I think Ceiling Cat may catch god-bunny and bring him into the Heavenly Mansion, drop him on the floor, and show all the appalled hyooman souls what happens when someone or something crosses Ceiling Cat.
uh… bunny foofoo in the sky with diamonds?
( hare today, … )
goon tomorrow
I nOObee, not so great at LOLspeak, ackually
and you’ve been trolled!!! aieee!!!
yah-
I see
fixey, fixey, fixey,
phew! the lvt is makin mai finga ache!
momcat
welkom 2blackkats!
if yer katz cross yer path in diffrent direkshuns, duz they cansel owt eech odders ‘bad lukk’?
ohai 2bk,
WELLKUM! dun wurree. yoo will lern lolspeek soon enuff. yoo nawt so bad ryte nao! more beddurer, tho, is meetin awl kinez ob kewl new cheezfrens.
Fanks for the wellkum and the fixey. I noe about the trolls. Iz ben laffen an criin wif y’all for awhile. My 2blackcats both adopted me, but don’t like each other, so I trii to keep tehm apart.
Is himz ceiling cat’s understudy?
Mai LOLgawdz… let me show u them.
meebe hims is teh anjulbunneh gaebreeul
ware himz horn? mebe himz lef itz at homz…..
momcat
Hiz wraff, do knot evoak it…
A bunneh kick frum godbunneh - Do Not Want!
Iz stay-puf marshedmallo bunneh. Will nom ur citi nao.
ahiii! sumbunni getz da ghosti bustas! no wantz stompn on da citi!
momcat
BEHOLD… EASTER IS UPON YOU
so eerlee?
Ebidently.
is berrrrrry eurlee tihs yeer- March 23.
is eggsaklee wun week beefoar mah (gasp) 40th burfday. ai can has rezur…ressur…noo lyfe too?
OMG! Ur birfday is 16th? Same as my verreh verreh best friend Nap! (butt she will bee 43 dis year, like mee)
Pisces are teh bestess frens EBBUR!
)
(well, at least for us Cancers!
Oh, foo! *hed smack* Soon as I submitted dat I reelized wut I had dun! Ur birfday is teh March 30, huh? U is an Aries!
/runs awai, embarrrussed!
Doan run awai Kafleen.
Iz a cancer, too! 7-16-60.
I doan feel liek mah number. Butt, Iz alwais happeh to git a noo number. I hab a higher number den lots ov frens I noo.
I’m winning
*pinches Kafleen’s cheek, and sais in bebeh tawk*
Ur such a widdle bebeh!
If 5fy iz da nu 3dy (Ai red dat sumplce ) den 4ty iz da nu…12 or zo.
yesh kathleen ai is teh RAM. ai is berry hed strong (ai has to bee berry kayrfull bowt wen ai do teh *heddesk*) n awl teh ovver “tipikal” kwalitees ob teh ram.
plz to nawt run awai oar be embarissed. wee awl has owr “duh” (oar “foo”
momints. no buddy kayres oar maykes fun ob us tho.
ai shoots yu wif mai teepot.
srsly, Sagitarreeus is teh teepot in da skai.
…hmm… lukz lyk corprit logo fur Bunway Airlines…
indeed! Bunway airlines usings compleet abstruktion of clowds to maek their poynt: Bunway contulls u. Bunway is teh inly way. Bunway: Feel frreee to fly wit buunys or else. . .
you haz my freekwint-flyingz loyltee, O Loardly Bunneh ob de skiez… no moar Souffwes or JetBloo or Unnyted or eben Hare Cannaduh…
How bout USHareways?
We always call it UselessAirways. Pleh.
I neber flying ennyfing but Bunway frum nao on.
Inneresting how Bunway is teh onwee airlines
wif a purrfect safety record.
Nao we no y.
I am gessing dat a Harebus komment heer mite be a liddel 2 obveeus at dis poynt.
Oh, no, no, no. Wai nawt bee obvious. Harebus has much funnee.
(Ai’m practising mai noo fownd skillz wif teh fayces!!)
jch4k yur fases are jus fine.
an as tehy sai wher rabbit puns are involvd…
hare today, groan tomorro.
grooooooone today!
ICHC habs neber been stopped bai teh blatant obvious.
NothernHockeyFan, ur nawt trying to coo up teh nachural order ov fings round heer, r u?
Ob corse nawt! Dis bee wun uv mai favrit plases. Awl dai lawng I rite corprit bullplop:
*** meaningful performance improvement BLA BLA BLA ***
*** effective concern management BLA BLA BLA ***
*** innovative ways to serve our clients BLA BLA BLA ***
an afferwards, ICHC be de bes lokayshun to reelacks an hev a laff wif frenly cheezpeeps hoo be full ob de humanitee. An de felinitee. An sumtimz mebbe even jus a manatee. (Wif or wifout bukkit.)
Oh noes! U sed manatee! Nao my hed sings dis song dat won’t go way:
Barbra Manatee (manatee)
You ar da wun for me (wun for me)
NorthernHockeyFan - “corprit bullplop” !!!! FTW!!!!11!!
NHF — Course, I suppose youz has entrotay… intert… ummm… had welcum pawrty fur teh ideea of switching teh txts. Rite the corprit reepowrts in lolspeak. Send memo on improvement of performance, with attachments and bullet points, to ICHC.
You noes dat dere be at least wun playce wit laffter. Senza humer, we has it.
Fanks, JCH4K. Heer be breef summery of tippical werk:
Me: “O hai Bossman. Assined workz iz all dun. I can has job sattisfakshun an beeg raze an free nom nom nomz?”
Bossman: “Noes. Corprit bullplop… RITE MOAR.”
pb - pleez purvide input on dis b4 Therzday meetin:
“ICHC improovs kwality of wurkdai wif a feeline fokus on humer an a liteharted aproach dat pleezes ebberywun (xsept stoopy trollz.) Use ICHC for all yer offis procra… percra… timewastin needz. Kthxbai.”
Ronda-
It cood be worser…… it could be the water buffalo song or the song of the cebu
Veggie Tales FTW!!1!! Speshly Silly Songs wif Larry. *sigh* My kids finks dey is too big fur dem now.
Ratz–now I has earworm. I shares:
Evvybuddy’s got a water buffalo
Urs is fast an mines is slow. . .
*sings off key*
Ooooooo - where! izmai harebrush??
oooooo - where! izmai harebrush??
ohwhereohwhereohwhereohwhereohwhere-er-er er-er-er-er-er-errrrrrrr!
Izmaiharebrush?
(Ai gabe eet tu de peesh….. ‘cuz, he gotz hare)
Veggie Tales!!!! Lub dem!!!
Did joo no - dere’s a ‘Priates Whu Doan Do nuffin’ moobie coming??? Iz so eggsited!
How-djoo get dem?
I don’t no…….
Aw…..tink I’ll go bak to da manatee wun! Yikes!