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Kittehspeare ar working on himz next liturrary classik
Cheezfrenz, Romans, countrymen, lend me ur eers!
i donut wanna gib u mai eers!!! i needs tehm furr 2 lissin 2 muzik.
An I needs mine to keep mah glasses on!
A Tail of Two Kittehs
won tail 4 2 kittehs? Iz dey conjoined-at-the tail cats???
Much Ado Abowt Nomming
De Snows ub Kitteh-manjaro.
Teh Merry Kittehs ub Windsor
Two Kittehs ub Verona
Antonee & Cleopawtra
Winter’s Tail
A Midsummer Nite’s Catnap – ZZZZZzzzzz.
Shaksper kitteh riting kukbuk:
Measure 4 Measure
Hamlet (yum!)
Teh Grilling ub teh Shrew
Coriolander
eye like your taste in litrachure.
thankee!
iz moar: last yer i red ” The Barbecue! Bible” (well, dint reed, but used), “Ulysses” (red, an red, an red, an ……….), an lotz o’ HP Lovecraft.
accordin to 1 o Lovecraft’s frenz, while visitin himz, he once sat up all nite w/o goin to bed, so he wudn’t disturb teh kitteh sleepin on himz lap!
personally, i tak teh kitteh to bedz – best lap/foot/face warmer in 4 dimensions!!uno!!
Nomming da shoe
Teh Two KittehKats of Furrowna?
Ooh! Ooh! Ai got wun:
Richerd teh Purred!
An Henry teh Floof!
Meowmeow and Juliecat
Shurely Romeow an Juliecat!
Romeow an Juliecat AND Shurely? manaj a paw?
ummm…freesum?
absonto remee filter mango chutneeee for freee !
OMG! I dooz teh soodoku!
on teh bedsheetz???
Ninja kitteh doez Samurai sudoku
I like the way that it goes with the picture.
wut’s a ten ledderwerd foar “pointee end” ?
clawsesess?
aarrghowie!!!!
Impalement?
um…how bowt “owchiefoot”?
or…”owppendage”?
werl…. acksherly, pointeeend is a ten ledderwerd foar pointee end …..
yu is so sharp! b cayrful yu donut cut yursef!
i has to go hoam nao, so:
happitayle wuz wut ah wuz tinkin…AH LUBS TEH CHEEZFRENS11!!!!
Smokin – ur doin it rong.
Literacy Cat
tries to write an eloquent
plea for cheezburger.
Who put “katnip” and “chzburgerz” on the shopping list…?
wuznt me
ai habs no ideer hoo cud hab dun eet.
Kitteh’s in ur chekbuk….fakin ur signachewr
Taht splayns wy Ai has no monees!
Kitteh iz tryin to embezz… umbizzl… oh heck, he’s fakin ur sigachur
Dis a Steve Martin bit, bout kitteh bezzeling da monies.
Deah Diawee,
Tooday ai wuz cyoot.
“Your diary must look very odd. Get up in the morning, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, lunch, cute, cute, cute, afternoon tea…”
lol! Eddie Izzard ftw!
Skwerl – yoo did it!!! Luks grate nao.
Mai brovver did this! We has it fur blakmail. Hiz “journal” wuz filled wif “Dear Diaree, today I rested.”
dis be so buch eazier wit ‘posable thumz
Dis’ is a “pensive” kitteh…
kitteh wif pen?
Tak a lettur, Mareeah
sind it 2 my wyfe…
Dear Moam
Camp is grate. We haz fleas and they makes us go swimin but other than that is grate. When do I comes home? I miss you….its nawt so grate aktually…..can u come gets me? NOW?
PS PLease bring treats oh — and I may have lost my wittle brother….srry.
Wuv Mike
Kitteh iz at Camp Granada.
lolz makes me think ducks……. silleh romeow *snort*
naow ai dunt meen, tihs tu skare ya,
but mah bunkmate, has malariya!
classic, tehre ees no udder wurd fur eet.
and we’d really have some fun if it’d stop raining.
TTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE ME home oh Mudder, Fadder..
I could go on, but the small children are screaming and holding their ears.
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda…
Wayt a minit, it stawped hayling.
(Yung Nekkid)Gys are swimming, gys are sayling.
Plaing baysebawl, jee that’s bedder.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard tihs ledder!
Mi, whut a BIC kitteh u iz!
lol, dat wuz punny!
*groanz an hoalds hed*
Deer Anty Marj,
Tankyu for mai mittens. But Ai losted tehm.
See yu nex Krissmuss,
Luv form
Kittehxxx
kitteh sez to sef “hopes dey doan luk unner bed fur tehm pinkie wuns she maded me…”
an teh blu wuns form las Krissmuss, an teh lellow wuns form teh Krissmuss Bfore…
snerks- dere wents my tea…good fing i’d awreddy swallowed my toastnjam.
webkartoony cats wants wacom tablit
&&&&&&……..dun nut furgetz da chzburgers fur life vouchers
redrum… redrum… redrum… redrum
O mai! Luk atz the crost-eyez, teh floofy bebeh floof. O mai!
SPLORT!
whoa!
Yew not hab CHRG (wdoi) at teh reddy?
Nebber mynd – ai halps yew!
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
*tayp tayp tayp*
Tehre! Naow yew is all back togeddur and can have sum chocklit anna floofy blankee whyles yew look at teh kitteh sayfely!
alwayz carry pen dat matcheses yer outfit
Fashonista kitteh will fake it till she maeks it.
Duz kitteh has shooz to match? An a purrse?
Akksessureez – we haz dem!
noo hamshire kitteh is castin his ballot.
Kitteh votes fur teh candidate dat prowmisses:
anti-goggie legislashun,bees wifowt stingers, catnip fur awl…
doggies blamed for ebryting, everlasting homes, free gushiefud fer all,
goggie trayning classes (how to serve teh kittehs), hareball remmedies, iscreem,
(awr invisibul awjects of joi)
jax to play wif awn floor, kitteh frenz, lapz to sit awn,
meat, noisy toys, open doors,
paw warmurz (in wintur), quiet playces to nap, . . .
real mowsies for ebrybody, string dat neber breaks, TUNA!!!!
i can haz writurs geelud card?
Kitteh hopes fur long strikezzzzzzzzzz
Skab kitteh ritin Lenos monolog and Goldin Glob skript.
I frot Goldin Globe waz canselled.
Mummah,
Wen yu go to stor, plees can yu get *taeks deep breff*
A anaconda, a brokolly, a cheezburger (obvusly!)…
devils fud caek, elmer’z glu, fishee fancee feest…
(GMTA, Ambercat – luk up 1 postie)
grapeseses, a hippo, oooh, an jellybeans!
you forgeted I
but maybe:
katnip, a lollipop (awl day ob corse), adn a mowse
a gulid card, howse hold glue, italian icez,,,,
a jack o lantern, a kleenex, a lorazepam
an’ don ferget the CHEEZEBURGERS
Mowses, Nom Nom Nommings an opsble thums!
packed red blood cells–one unit–due to visit frum vampire kitteh, a quinsy, a rubberband
an pepperoni pizza, quince jellee, sum rhubarb. . .
sum skittles, sum tanks, and anudder uvula – i losted de udder won.
happy mew year’s tew yew all – i has been de busy. hasnt been posted but sure been a lookin. cant do wifout my ichc fix.
webbed feeties, xerox masheen, yak, an a ……
ziggy-zaggy fing!
Ai LUVS tehm ziggy-zaggy tings!
soft floofy blankee, tyuna fisshies, nachos wif cheezes…
OOps!
I didded teh “u” all rong – is gud job yew posted, dogbotherer! Happi Mew yeer to yew, too.
Naow tehn …
I needs
violets, sum wishhbones an a xylophones!
Yay!! Grate list, evereewun! Well DUN!
Yes, an happee Mew yeer frum mee too, dogbotherer. Gald yoo ar at least able to keep up wif the reeding.
An I wunt summadoze awsum “vampyre teefs” dat awl de udder kittehs is warin dese dayz!
kthxbai!
I want, I want, I want…dats awl I heer frum u kittehs.
Duz u fink dat monies growed on twees?
Aw – PLEEZ! Pritteh pleez!
Mah own teefs is liddel an needel-sharp, but I wunt de BIG FEERCE wuns!
I wunts to skeer peepul! Insted, dey sez I’z got de kyoot . . .
*sigh*
so if awl yer frenz jump inna lake, you be too?
I don wanna miss out!!!!!!!!!!
Well, d’uh!
but, but, but…..if santuh klawz breengz it, tehn it not costes u nuffing, rite?
*changes subject kwikly, cuz Iz stuk tween a kitteh an a sawft spot*
Aw, bless!
Please Sahnta Clohz, bringz da Catnip…I give u sum Oreoz tuu!
mai memwahs…….it were a dark an stormee nite……..hmmmmmm.
skratch, skratch……
it were a warm and toasty window sill. i was nappin win all of a sudden outta da blew dis skwerl…
dis pen has a flavor
furensik kitteh analyzing cryme seen
purdon moi – Furcute Purrow
*ai stands korekted*
Mai lidl gray sells, let me sho yu tehm
Deer Kitteh,
yoor too monfs late wif yer letter.
And riting on bed is notty.
Try agin in 10 monfs.
Luv
Santuh.
*snerk* Ai had to reed yur commet in teh rite aksent Bfore it maed sens: Merkin “notty” is Britisher “nawty”; Ah, lite coms awn ober Ambercat’s hed – Ai gets it nao!
is in okielahoma dialec
as oppos to Bah-stin dialek , wich is nahh-tee
or mishigun dialek, wich is noowatee.
Norven Inglish wud be “naarty”, Suvvern moer lyk “nor’ee”
Ai wanted to rite yoo a lubletter but teh waite payge gave me riters blok.
Ai gibs yoo hedbonks insted, kay?
Shur yu can kitteh – awl teh cheezpeeps kno; hedbonks meen “Ai lub yu”
Strange so deep in thought, yet such a simple letter
WIN. Dis maked me feel betters after selling my souls to buy skewlbukks. It r late but santa gibbed me what i wanted: happyness. Thx cheez. <3
Deer Senetore Clintwine
Pls let me marry my nine-lifes partner. we shares katnipp and is happie.
KTHXBAI
Kitteh
Deere Santey Kloz:
Mah owner’z hed asplodin frum too much kyoots. Wut I to do?
lolrus: “goo goo gajoob”
Morgan: “Wha’d he say.”
Jack: “Don’t know, I couldn’t translate.”
eleven word for yummy….?
CHEEZBURGER!!!
Dis iz vewey, vewey, vewey, vewey FUNNYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny as crap!!!!!!! {>
ur mom
Yeh tak goggie giv katnipe.