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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kittehspeare ar working on himz next liturrary classik
Cheezfrenz, Romans, countrymen, lend me ur eers!
i donut wanna gib u mai eers!!! i needs tehm furr 2 lissin 2 muzik.
An I needs mine to keep mah glasses on!
A Tail of Two Kittehs
won tail 4 2 kittehs? Iz dey conjoined-at-the tail cats???
Much Ado Abowt Nomming
De Snows ub Kitteh-manjaro.
Teh Merry Kittehs ub Windsor
Two Kittehs ub Verona
Antonee & Cleopawtra
Winter’s Tail
A Midsummer Nite’s Catnap - ZZZZZzzzzz.
Shaksper kitteh riting kukbuk:
Measure 4 Measure
Hamlet (yum!)
Teh Grilling ub teh Shrew
Coriolander
eye like your taste in litrachure.
thankee!
iz moar: last yer i red ” The Barbecue! Bible” (well, dint reed, but used), “Ulysses” (red, an red, an red, an ……….), an lotz o’ HP Lovecraft.
accordin to 1 o Lovecraft’s frenz, while visitin himz, he once sat up all nite w/o goin to bed, so he wudn’t disturb teh kitteh sleepin on himz lap!
personally, i tak teh kitteh to bedz - best lap/foot/face warmer in 4 dimensions!!uno!!
Nomming da shoe
Teh Two KittehKats of Furrowna?
Ooh! Ooh! Ai got wun:
Richerd teh Purred!
An Henry teh Floof!
Meowmeow and Juliecat
Shurely Romeow an Juliecat!
Romeow an Juliecat AND Shurely? manaj a paw?
ummm…freesum?
OMG! I dooz teh soodoku!
on teh bedsheetz???
Ninja kitteh doez Samurai sudoku
I like the way that it goes with the picture.
wut’s a ten ledderwerd foar “pointee end” ?
clawsesess?
aarrghowie!!!!
Impalement?
um…how bowt “owchiefoot”?
or…”owppendage”?
werl…. acksherly, pointeeend is a ten ledderwerd foar pointee end …..
yu is so sharp! b cayrful yu donut cut yursef!
i has to go hoam nao, so:
happitayle wuz wut ah wuz tinkin…AH LUBS TEH CHEEZFRENS11!!!!
Smokin - ur doin it rong.
Literacy Cat
tries to write an eloquent
plea for cheezburger.
Who put “katnip” and “chzburgerz” on the shopping list…?
wuznt me
ai habs no ideer hoo cud hab dun eet.
Kitteh’s in ur chekbuk….fakin ur signachewr
Taht splayns wy Ai has no monees!
Kitteh iz tryin to embezz… umbizzl… oh heck, he’s fakin ur sigachur
Dis a Steve Martin bit, bout kitteh bezzeling da monies.
Deah Diawee,
Tooday ai wuz cyoot.
“Your diary must look very odd. Get up in the morning, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, lunch, cute, cute, cute, afternoon tea…”
lol! Eddie Izzard ftw!
Skwerl - yoo did it!!! Luks grate nao.
Mai brovver did this! We has it fur blakmail. Hiz “journal” wuz filled wif “Dear Diaree, today I rested.”
dis be so buch eazier wit ‘posable thumz
Dis’ is a “pensive” kitteh…
kitteh wif pen?
Tak a lettur, Mareeah
sind it 2 my wyfe…
Dear Moam
Camp is grate. We haz fleas and they makes us go swimin but other than that is grate. When do I comes home? I miss you….its nawt so grate aktually…..can u come gets me? NOW?
PS PLease bring treats oh — and I may have lost my wittle brother….srry.
Wuv Mike
Kitteh iz at Camp Granada.
lolz makes me think ducks……. silleh romeow *snort*
naow ai dunt meen, tihs tu skare ya,
but mah bunkmate, has malariya!
classic, tehre ees no udder wurd fur eet.
and we’d really have some fun if it’d stop raining.
TTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE ME home oh Mudder, Fadder..
I could go on, but the small children are screaming and holding their ears.
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda…
Wayt a minit, it stawped hayling.
(Yung Nekkid)Gys are swimming, gys are sayling.
Plaing baysebawl, jee that’s bedder.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard tihs ledder!
Mi, whut a BIC kitteh u iz!
lol, dat wuz punny!
*groanz an hoalds hed*
Deer Anty Marj,
Tankyu for mai mittens. But Ai losted tehm.
See yu nex Krissmuss,
Luv form
Kittehxxx
kitteh sez to sef “hopes dey doan luk unner bed fur tehm pinkie wuns she maded me…”
an teh blu wuns form las Krissmuss, an teh lellow wuns form teh Krissmuss Bfore…
snerks- dere wents my tea…good fing i’d awreddy swallowed my toastnjam.