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Tastez like CHICKEN!
ftw : )
Mai danse (wen UR reddy) will B:
“Turkey inna Straw!”
U mai nao allemande left!
who hoo! r wii skware dansen?? : )
An a “d’ooh si d’ooh” 2 U!
chikkn in bred pan
pixkin owt doe,
we dew fursty dantz
an doe see doe
Chikken on tredmill
Lookit her go…
Chikkin – part ob a lo fat dyet.
pardonay mwa….. we wuz singin.
chikken on tredmill
lukkit her go –
gotz her fezzers wavin
blowin tew an fro!
chikkin onna diet
tew loose sum wayte,
chikkin dokter tell her
u gonn feel grayte!
– - i deddicaytes this vurse 2 summer 4 da inspirrayshuns.
And iz ezzier to catch than eaglol, too.
wud be beddar wif BAYKIN!!
speekin’ uf, dis iz teh bestest videeoh EVAH.
http://www.dooce.com/2008/01/08/bibbity-bobbity-bacon
run, chiggen, run!
Its like a Hitchcockian movie shot of running from horror….
acept dat de chicken iz nawet blond
That’s why itz not having moar fun.
LOL LCB : )
O yesh locatburgler, mi frend. ah juss spoke tew jessie tewday ( maker ov ur fav happi avatar ) Ah sended hur a sketcking case wiff lots ov stuff in it fur chistmas. ah hope bi encouraging hur ah cin git more ov her luverly lolcatoons. Shii wanted mi tew thank awl ov u again fur de nyce komints.
ah hope ur insides r startin tew feel bettur .
What a great gift!
I lurves ma avatar and I cannot waits for next installment of her lolcatoons!
Oh, and yes, I is starting to heal a little inside. Will take a while to get all better but it has halped to know that mah kitteh is out of pain. It also halped so much that so many peepls here said such nice things.
Ai am happiee you are feeling sum better, LCB! Itz a hrd thing to do, ebben wen U noe itz teh best thng U can do 4 ur friend kitteh or goggie or whatver lolcritter u has. If tehy in pain, U nedz to help ur buddy owt best U can.
u did right, just hertz a lot Ai no.
Ai hadz to put a turtlol down wunce; it was VERRRY sad to do, but Ai knew he wuz not gonna get well. Hit by car, shell craked, leg amput…apmutate….cut off, and Ai knew wut Ai hadz to do and it was AWRFL, but necessary.
Ai hopes U feel moa bettah ebbery day. Ai vewy sawry for loss of dear Jethro….
but U are gud commenter on ICHC, and Ai hopes U get backs to ur ol self soon! (my selfish nature, let me show you it!)
Iz lyke seen in da Gold Rush wen the starveng goldminer hawlooscen8s n thinks Charlie Chaplin iz a chikn n chayses him wif knife.
I knot Chikn. I Charlie.
Sorry, Charlie.
Charlie sez “Go eat Chikn of da C, not me!”
iz it a chikkin or a feesh?
Hitchcock directed “Rocky”??
I was thinking more along the lines of
“don’t you hate it when you pass thru the stargate and into the 4ss of a chicken …”
OMG….I can think of better places 2 B !!
captain, we appear to have dropped out of warp – and into the 4ss of a chicken”
or something
JESUS CHRIST
ITZ A CHIKIN
GET IN DA CAR!!!
chiken sez: cheezes twice: it’s a tiger-kat…run 4 yer life!
ooo, i likes taht
CHEESES TWICE!
Itz a TigercAt get in teh coupe
(geddid- coop = coupe/car…nebber mind, i goes nao)
yes it tuke mi ah sekond tew get da cheeses twice ref, butt wen ah did it was fur much win an awsum : o )
no need fur u tew goes nao …
*Frowing peanutz at purrveyor ob dat pun*
HA HA YOU MISSED ME!
(ref to earlier pic!)
I can has moar peanutz, pls?
kthnxbai
Run Forest Run
LOL~!
Chicken moof at the speed of LIFE!
kitteh no kan katsup!
ROFL!!!
fanks!!!
Faster than a speeding pullet…
*headesk* but lol’ing at teh saym time… nice job LCB!!! FTW!!1!
Did ur hed hit ur desk faster than a speeding mullet?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
Fastur dan speeding mullet… *groannn*
Sownz fishy.
Not phunny, punny
noaw datz phunney !!!
Did ur throat release ur laffter faster than a speeding gullet?
(I can has intervention? Plz?)
yoo getz a naice warm blankee an lotz of
{{{{{hugs}}}}}}
Thanks! Visions of shoogar plumbs will be dansing in mah hed faster than a sleeping ballet.
Speaking of ballots….Hillary won the NH Primary….
She’s prolly 2 cited to sleep 2 nite…..
Pliz to take wun of tehs preddy pink pills ebery too howrs. Donut attempt to drive oar operate mashinery. Iz like firing loded gun into….well u nose teh rest.
Into jello? Dat wood be fun!
But mai peenk pills dun do dat….. Dey jus roll awf da tabull awl da tiem, tryin to git away frum da bloo pills… and da red pills…an da udder red pills… an da udder bloo pills…. an da brown pills…
Dey awl behayv. But da peenk pills, noooo, dey always trai an roll away…
Is ok, SJ. Mah kitteh will drives 4 me.
She were nerviss a little about driving so I gived her a preddy pink pill.
… moer pawerful dan de lolcat motiv …
MOAR heddesk and *splort* on puter screen…”the ice tea syndrome” no Pepsi.
Why did chicken cross road? To flee from kittehs who be wanting cheeckon sangwich instead of cheezburger!! (is less calolories!!)
Yay!
As soon as ai saw dis I thot “Wai did teh chiken cross teh rode….. but joo got tehre b4 mi.
Shud have been “Wai did teh chiken cross teh rode? Cos she cud heer teh kitteh callin “Heer burdee, burdee.”
ohai, annie! awsum caption.
or:
wai did chickn cross da rode?
cuz it luk backs an ~ jeebus crise! iz lion – get in da car!
Fankoo itteh!
Hoep joor havin a bettah dai todai, deer frend.
An ai jus redd ur otter commint on OMG… joo mai nawt be able to draw etc but joo maek an art of living… an joo du it beyootifully!
iz okeh. cud bees da betterer. mah furniss no wurk. fot wuz da ferm- thermo- *sign* sum liddle fings not cost mutch. corses nawt. iz valve…
*heddesk*
dint sawded ur post till after i post up dare. fanksu, anny. fanksu soo mutch. sum days nawt so grate, butt denn mah frenz cheers meh up. dat r wonnerful fings 2 sayd 2 meh. sho hao sweet yu iz.
{{{{annie}}}}
ibk, couple picsures ago u asking bout teho. i answred u, but mai messge got eeted. teho been posting on his blog. (teho.vox.com) i dunno whi he don come plai wif us ne more maybe he dont lik us ne more?
wai no likes us??? cant finks ob reezin… i lurves us. mebbe he come backs sum day. i doan knows nuffin bowt da vox.com… u needs 2 join dem b4 u can postses. mebbe i silleh, butt i kinda wants KNOW sumfin bowt dem b4 i joins dem. what iff deys are awl arsemoids an i duzzint likes dem eeben i traies hard?
ittehbittehkitteh – Ai nebbur noes teh word “arsemoids” bfur but I still noes peeps who iz arsemoids! Mazin!
I googled “arsemoids” and iz UR wurd ittehbittehkitteh – jus wun ansah ICHC las Oktober wen u tawks on otter ‘who maked my water go hard’ thred. I nao goin to uze it wenebber peeps is arsemoidal too me.
Maik frens an inflooens peeps awl ober teh whirled!
glad 2 teetched u nyew wurd, sangrail!! make meh feel gud da whirrled knows iz heer. well, sum ob da whirrled knows iz heer… dats gud!!
but yu has lean legs, nom nom nom
an mean wings, flap, flap, flap!!!
yoo can has cheezburger, kitteh!!!<
seelin cat haz dem speshul powurs and can run at sooper loominal speeds too kach chiggen. also, is impurrveeyus to “no haz a flava” mind trix.
ummm and i dont no wai it put dis comment heer. is sposed to bee at teh bottum. stoopy compooter.
Fast chikkin no wantz to be fast fud for kitteh.
Not yet.
U natw fry to kwunchee nomeeness.
Run chikkie runz!!
I’z hongree!!
i hears da Rocky theemsong…
chikn iz in trainin…but will he eat raw eggz??
Ewwwww…dat waz gross wen Rockee dids it, an it’s sick iffs a chicken dids it.
I fink I gonna fro up in mah CHRG affer dat commint.
ah gets it skimmie. it wuz gross wen rocky did it. but rocky wuz DA MAN an wanted to win. HAD to win. Sew if he had to eat raw eggs , he wood!
sounds like monk to meez.
Oh noes! A chickn dat eetz eggs would be a canibibble!
i has poyntee endz, two, ywo know!!!
eye’ll peck yer eye out!
i am notz that kinna polltree !!!
fast fud !!!
hehe
gud wun!!!
If awl fast fud be this fast, we’d all be thinnur!
com bak heer, ya big yeller-bellied chickn!!!
LOL !!!
Cleber, LB !!
Woh! Motin blir!
Also, iz dis tha furst time an image haz ben linked to twize by the comment?
(chikn sez)
EATS MOAR BEEF-IS GOODER FUR YOU, KITTEH
Holy cheekin feders U iz fas! I wus gonna say dat!!!
i readed your mind wif my vulcan mine meld technic.
I iz nawt krismis turki! Ummm, uhh, quack! Yea, dat’s it, i iz a duk! Quack!
Uh….wut u doin wid dat orinj?
run, run, as fast az joo kan–yoo cant cetch me, i’m a chiggen-bred man!
Iz actchewally a corm-fed chiky, bud didn’t rime 2 gud…
I can haz… fast fud?
iffn yU ken ketsch hymn…
Taht be lik
CashewCatch-you ChiggenParts is parts
an holes iz wholes!
An a roll iz a roll. An if yoo dun pay no tolls, we dun gits no rolls!
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But wher iz hers nuggits?
iz dat appost’ two B a put-down?
Dis foto iz makingk me dizzi ><
No, don’t eat the chicken! I’ve got hens and cats and they all get along fine.
oh, oh, teh kitteh an chick reunion is onlee a moment away…
Lol Simon ref FTW!
tanks 4 teh lols, lolcb!
I’ll put you into the wall Gordon.
Need for Speed 4: Lolchicken Edition
Millenium Chicken — Can do Kessel run in 11 parsecs.
Win!!!11!!one!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
cause dis side taste funneh tew her
to show armadillow it cans be dun. (nawt mah joke. cant mememmbers wich frenz. mebbe leef??)
wii gets armadillow road kill hear, an turdles…but naugt chiggen…
see? chikkn know hao!!
ZOMG! Fadder in LOL tells me bowt awl da aminals dat hav falled into da pool ober da yeers. He sez furst aminal to fall in wuz a chikken!!!! Dey had no ideer wher it comed frum, but der it wuz! Pleh!
Mostlee is bugs. Bees, which I trai to reskyoo, an crickits, which I dont! An Jeroosalem crikkits! Uglee tings, yoo see dem an say “Jeroosalem Krikkits, WTF is DAT!!!!?!??!?”
cause lolsloth straten da line, k?
To get to teh other side dish.
cause colnel sander chase her wif a bukkit.
(doan tell lolrus!)
dere no rode. chikkn fuxxing ur purrseption.
da gap havin 80% orf sale.
iz buyers market for howse on uvver side.
hees tired ob been “koopt up” so long.
2 get 2 talon show.
k. guess i storps heer. doan heers no buddy laffin…
Check that liddle button down right corner. Volume control mihgt be turned down. Only explanation.
lolz
fanksu, summer. i benn waytin 4 laffs.
eye be laffin’ ibk…voting 5’s 4 yoo, srry no write
Oh ibk, yoo don’t heer laffing becuz we ar so bizzy givin yoo teh fiev burgerz! Believe mee – we ar laffing!!!
Tu prove tu tha possum that it could be done.
To lay it on the line!
keep runnin chikkin, free ranj is mah favorit.
The person chasing the chicken must awfully be hungry
whut kinda camera duz he haz? I wunder…
Yah! My moshun blur pitchers R blurree! Dis wun, yoo kin tell whut yoor seein! Iz akshoolee berree nice foto!!
LOL
I’m watching Chicken Run right now!
/I don’t like gravy!
2 chickens in a row! Iz a trend?
Haz de chickens pulleted a coop on a kitteh site?
/foghorn leghorn/
Where, ah say, where are ya runnin to?
[kid doesn't listen when you talk to 'im]
Foghorn Leghorn FTW!!!1!
“That boy is as sharp as a bowlin’ ball…”
Chik*n running from “little ol’ lint-pickin’ weasel”?
I have seen the late Sen. Howell Heflin on TV many times an yam convince taht he waz teh inspirashun for Foghorn Leghorn:
http://www.redstone.army.mil/history/sparkman/heflin.htm
Not only do they look alike, if yu clik on the video link, they also sound alike!
Truly FTW, me laffs so hard!
Silly burd. Ur flavor iz fryed. NOM!
<Be
oops, that wuz a misstake
Guess whut??
Whut?
Chikkin butt!! LOL!!!
Knot trew! U testes leik Rabbit!
Naw, taysts liek snayk!
hahahah! this is really funny! ^^ LOL!
O, yes, chikin, yoo DOEZ haz flavur….
jus’ sayin’
*snicker*
run chicken run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i roffle’d.
what an awesome photo
trips me the hell out
yah, iz laik teh end ub “2001 A Space Odyssey”.
But nao itz “2008 A Spice Eggbeater”
sorry, not so good. maybe sumwun else tink up sumting?
Psycho Chicken, what the cluck?
*bawk bawk bawk bawk, bawk-baw bawk-baw baw-bawk*
Better run, run, run, run run away….
Very win!
Yap.
B-wooooook?
Dizz börd iz main!
Chikkin lookin fur fren to jump into bush wif; duzzint wanna be ‘in hand’!
So de chicken sez, “Does dis taist lyke people?”
No, wait a minute.
De chicken sez, “Why did I cross tha road?”
Dank u! I’ll b heer all weeke. Tip ur waitstafs.
Oh yesh they calls me “the Streak” look at dat look at dat
(Kwik Ethel…don stop…or yer extry krispeeeeeeeeeeee! Dang it, she stopped)
lolchickin. rofl.
LIARZ!!!!1!! You is spicy fried an goz gud with moosht taters an teh gravy.
haha this is the best one yet.
OMGZ itz asassinz creeed chikenz!!!!111oneoneelevin1!
Run Awai! Run Awai!1!
chikin chikin
Dis pichoor messes wif my eyez. Ack!
good lord, looking at this picture is messin wif my perspexuns
u has flavr! no run awai, come back chikn!
I loled so hard at this.
he-b comin round the bend when he’s done he b-comin round the ben when he’s done lol \
tryin 2 figger owt which of youz guyz should b awarded deh pullet surprize 4 yr writing!
i dun undurstand. hao cum chikun no haz flavor.
i thot chikun tasts leik chikun.
wow
dat chikn looks xactly like mah elder chikn Spot!
dis funnie?
i c no lolz
Pooor chicky I feel sry for her…
funny but she has a point I would run if I were ABOUT TO BE EATEN!
bloody omnivores
yez u duz dulishis chickeh
chickeh gud wif cetchupe and goldin brrownne. crispy oun owt side. softey oun in side. 4 bedder tast addd sum pinch uv c-zoning.
great post(why i keep getting an error when i try to subscribe to your feed)?thanks