Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts Lolspeak Wiki

Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?

 

« Previous deer Santuh Klawz: | I no haz flavor!!1! Next »


Heeeere burdee burdee burdee

funny pictures

i believes u needs new glasses

picture: Ivan Simonek. lol caption: Leah

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Put this pic & link on your blog!

Just click, copy and paste.

149 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Ambercat

slowlee, slowlee, catchee vulolchur…

snippet

Dass not a vulolchur, dass an eaglol.

Ribbo

google for cat vs eagle to see the original :)

 
tarotcards

yes, defnitly eegle. cat bedder be carefol, o eegle eat cat!

MizHizzyFitz

U ar korrect. Dat kitteh gonna be flyin soon he doan watch out! Den he be dinnerz for dat eaglol! \
Roun dese partz big byrds lyke dat takes teh smawl goggiesan kittehs an flyes way wif em. Poor goggies. Wurked for a vet wunce. Ladee brawt in a Pomeramian wiz teh broked tayles. Dat goggie got luckee kause dat big bird dropped dat little goggie on hiz butt an broked hiz floofy tayles! SRSLY!

Lucy

Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh. Keep cumin…closer…closer…..

Darrkwolff

The kitteh….he suspex nuffin….

…heh heh heh heh heh…..

 
 
doctorcat

Is sad but troo. R noo naybers losted dere Yarkie. Dey has posted reward an evvyfing. I hasn’t told dem bout teh red-tail hawks dat lib in r pine trees. :-( Poor littel goggie, iI bets dey got her.

I finks dis eeglol sez, “keerful, kitteh, my enz is pointier dan urs”

 
 
Swaiz

Cat thinks kitten is good wit katcup

doctorcat

Do not meddle in the affairs of eagles, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Cottleston Pie

Or mustard. Or straight up. I’m not picky.

 
 
 
KimW

O hai!
Sorry tout you was dr fill
i sees now you is bald ego
ummm same diff?

 
 
 
 
faeriequeen

evn stevn colpurr lieks teh kittehs…fer lunch!

 
BrotherLove

If ai pullz this off, I’ll eat like a KING!

ggnarl

sez teh eegl or teh kitteh?

 
lovcharliecat

teh eaglol sayz “Kitteh - teh udder white meat! nommmmnomm”

 
 
johnson442

And if not, like a “Rodney” king!

 
 
julyisthebestmonth

iz showdown at o-tayle corral.

Romeow

Teh Battle ov teh Poyntee Ends.

addkittehz

oh this is going to end badly…for teh kitteh

BamaHern

dunno.
iglol liek to pounce fum wai up hai. kitteh pounce fum levl. bout teh same wait. iglol not fum wai up hai, tehy levl.
wut kind trayning do kitteh haz? iglol be well-trayned (no collar!)
dunno.

Lucy

Kitteh saf. Dis bald iggle. only noms da fishies. But him gotz da BIG poointy ends. Dis kitteh brave, or stoopy or near sited!

 
RichDoesGlass

Not know bout eaguls
seen hawk hunt on ground, run and catch squirrel underneath raised walkway.
squirrel not kitteh though
hawk not eagul
may b nevur mind lol
kthxbai

 
 
julyisthebestmonth

Seems iz a 4-way tye for nawt-secund. Did we ebber has dat B4?

pb

4-way tye for nawt-second. Mebbe square dance?

julyisthebestmonth

skware dans gud 4 me!

allemande left
do-sa-do
swing yer partner
here we go!

 
kitkay

laydees chane akross teh floor
grande right an left,
sashasy acroos teh floor!

 
Bubbashoomin

grab ur purrtner,
spin them awounds
stik em in de toilet
flush dem all down

Sorrie
*runs awai*

 
kitkay

eye jess doan no whin eye haz larffed sew hard!!!!!!!!

 
doctorcat

Bubbashoomin musta gone skware dancin on sum bad dates!

 
 
 
anom

someone at the office where I’m working has this as a poster on his cubicle wall w/the caption: OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end badly and you have only yourself to blame

 
anom

someone at the office where I’m working has this picture as a poster on his cubicle wall, captioned:

OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end very badly, and you will have only yourself to blame

 
 
 
 
Gober

Suspek kitteh will be nekst endanjird speecees.
Eeglol looks feers!

 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Not to worrie, baldy, I no eet yoo. I noes yoo is a thretened speesies.

Yoo no eet me, rite?

Romeow

Axe meh no kwestshuns,
I tellz u no lyes.

 
 
Darrkwolff

Awbskewr Star Trek ref FTW! :D

addkittehz

I secund that vote of FTW

 
 
 
 
s

should read: “Heeeere kitty kitty kitty”

 
Carla

Cat vs Eagle

Eagle wins everytime!

 
annyluvsprintie

Teh owl an teh pussykat - ur doin it rong

 
dapanferkitteh

ai had u kitteh dat wuz eeted nom nom nom buy a owl.

nawt so grate, akshully.

infamousqbert

{{{dapanferkitteh}}}
ai is berree sorree fer yoo. dat = much suckage.

MizHizzyFitz

Much Winz!!! http://www.muchsuckage.com HAHAHAHA das a gud wun. Godaddy here I cumz.

 
 
leaderoftheband

Ai noz! Knot lettin teeny tiny teena out neer teh hawks (wot ME? sez teh hawk. Aiz jess restin mai federz. Aiz knot hangin out at teh meet markut, er… burd feeder!)

 
Romeow

Oh dapanferkitteh, I so sowy fur ur kitteh.

Mah bebehs send hedbonks, and snorgles fur u.

{{{{{dapanferkitteh}}}}}

 
 
Ivory Bill

ob corse dey doin it wrongs. no hunny, no plenny ub munnie, no runslible spoonz. eben doe eaglol iz almosty a owl.

Tessie

I likez this pome but I alwaiz wundered what iz a runsibibble spoon? Is it like old-timey spork?

leaderoftheband

It gottez holez in teh spoon part.

 
annyluvsprintie

Yes indeedy. 3-prawnged rown fawk wif one sharp edge. (An 3 poynty enz… ;)

 
 
anom

Edward Lear also had a runcible hat (in “How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear” ;) & a runcible cat! (In “The Pobble Who Has No Toes,” the Pobble’s Aunt Jobiska has a runcible cat w/crimson whiskers.) I named 1 of my previous cats Runcible & her sister Quizzical [misses them].

 
 
 
Cookie's human

Iz Kitteh feeling kittenish? Iz eagle feelin’ hawkish? Iz it going to be a battle of fur and feathers, beak and fangs, talons and claws? Or do they make friends, and speak of how salmon is best prepared?

Bubbashoomin

Oh, hai jorje.
Hai kitteh, les go fission.

addkittehz

nice Warner Bros ref. thankx

 
 
 
 
Romeow

Eaglol sais: How nise ov u to cum wif a red handle.

 
Judge

More like…

Heeeeere Khitty khitty khitty

I supect that khitty would lose that battle

 
BrotherLove

Can you imagine one’s reaction if one’s cat came to the door with a BALD EAGLE in his jaws?

“What’s that dratted cat caught now…AGGHH!!! AGGHHH!!! BAD KITTY! BAD, BAD KITTY!!!”

Ambercat

Luk wot teh cat draggd in!

 
Sunnshyne

da kitteh dat libbed in my offus yeers ago catched a bullfrog one day. He cayme in da dore wif a salemun, and we couldna figger out why he sounded so funnee. I lukd up, and he had da bullfrog in his mouf, wif the legz danglin awl da way to da flore. (kitteh was Burmese, so had long legs…froggehs legs wuz longr) Froggeh was biggr dan kittehs hole hed.

We manidged to git him owtsyde befour he dropped da froggeh — doan know whut happned to da frog aftr dat — neber finded no trace of himz. (didna wanna be krawlin round under da deskes, tryin to ketch a pizd-off bullfrog)

Cookie's human

Long ago had a beloved orange kitteh (indoor only kitteh) who came into the living room, sat down for a couple minutes, then opened his mouth. Out popped a little tiny frog (spring peeper???), very much alive and uninjured. I managed to catch him, and put him outside. I sat down and wrote a haiku on the incident, from kitteh’s perspective:

Live frog on my tongue
Wond’ring why I put it there
Quite slim