Heeeere burdee burdee burdee
i believes u needs new glasses
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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slowlee, slowlee, catchee vulolchur…
Dass not a vulolchur, dass an eaglol.
google for cat vs eagle to see the original
yes, defnitly eegle. cat bedder be carefol, o eegle eat cat!
U ar korrect. Dat kitteh gonna be flyin soon he doan watch out! Den he be dinnerz for dat eaglol! \
Roun dese partz big byrds lyke dat takes teh smawl goggiesan kittehs an flyes way wif em. Poor goggies. Wurked for a vet wunce. Ladee brawt in a Pomeramian wiz teh broked tayles. Dat goggie got luckee kause dat big bird dropped dat little goggie on hiz butt an broked hiz floofy tayles! SRSLY!
Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh. Keep cumin…closer…closer…..
The kitteh….he suspex nuffin….
…heh heh heh heh heh…..
Is sad but troo. R noo naybers losted dere Yarkie. Dey has posted reward an evvyfing. I hasn’t told dem bout teh red-tail hawks dat lib in r pine trees.
Poor littel goggie, iI bets dey got her.
I finks dis eeglol sez, “keerful, kitteh, my enz is pointier dan urs”
Cat thinks kitten is good wit katcup
Do not meddle in the affairs of eagles, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Or mustard. Or straight up. I’m not picky.
O hai!
Sorry tout you was dr fill
i sees now you is bald ego
ummm same diff?
evn stevn colpurr lieks teh kittehs…fer lunch!
If ai pullz this off, I’ll eat like a KING!
sez teh eegl or teh kitteh?
Egg-zackly.
teh eaglol sayz “Kitteh - teh udder white meat! nommmmnomm”
And if not, like a “Rodney” king!
iz showdown at o-tayle corral.
Teh Battle ov teh Poyntee Ends.
oh this is going to end badly…for teh kitteh
dunno.
iglol liek to pounce fum wai up hai. kitteh pounce fum levl. bout teh same wait. iglol not fum wai up hai, tehy levl.
wut kind trayning do kitteh haz? iglol be well-trayned (no collar!)
dunno.
Kitteh saf. Dis bald iggle. only noms da fishies. But him gotz da BIG poointy ends. Dis kitteh brave, or stoopy or near sited!
Not know bout eaguls
seen hawk hunt on ground, run and catch squirrel underneath raised walkway.
squirrel not kitteh though
hawk not eagul
may b nevur mind lol
kthxbai
Seems iz a 4-way tye for nawt-secund. Did we ebber has dat B4?
4-way tye for nawt-second. Mebbe square dance?
skware dans gud 4 me!
allemande left
do-sa-do
swing yer partner
here we go!
laydees chane akross teh floor
grande right an left,
sashasy acroos teh floor!
grab ur purrtner,
spin them awounds
stik em in de toilet
flush dem all down
Sorrie
*runs awai*
eye jess doan no whin eye haz larffed sew hard!!!!!!!!
Bubbashoomin musta gone skware dancin on sum bad dates!
someone at the office where I’m working has this as a poster on his cubicle wall w/the caption: OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end badly and you have only yourself to blame
someone at the office where I’m working has this picture as a poster on his cubicle wall, captioned:
OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end very badly, and you will have only yourself to blame
Suspek kitteh will be nekst endanjird speecees.
Eeglol looks feers!
Not to worrie, baldy, I no eet yoo. I noes yoo is a thretened speesies.
Yoo no eet me, rite?
Axe meh no kwestshuns,
I tellz u no lyes.
No Kill I
Ded kitteh walkin.
Awbskewr Star Trek ref FTW!
I secund that vote of FTW
should read: “Heeeere kitty kitty kitty”
Cat vs Eagle
Eagle wins everytime!
Teh owl an teh pussykat - ur doin it rong
Ai luvs it!
ai had u kitteh dat wuz eeted nom nom nom buy a owl.
nawt so grate, akshully.
{{{dapanferkitteh}}}
ai is berree sorree fer yoo. dat = much suckage.
Much Winz!!! http://www.muchsuckage.com HAHAHAHA das a gud wun. Godaddy here I cumz.
Ai noz! Knot lettin teeny tiny teena out neer teh hawks (wot ME? sez teh hawk. Aiz jess restin mai federz. Aiz knot hangin out at teh meet markut, er… burd feeder!)
Oh dapanferkitteh, I so sowy fur ur kitteh.
Mah bebehs send hedbonks, and snorgles fur u.
{{{{{dapanferkitteh}}}}}
ob corse dey doin it wrongs. no hunny, no plenny ub munnie, no runslible spoonz. eben doe eaglol iz almosty a owl.
I likez this pome but I alwaiz wundered what iz a runsibibble spoon? Is it like old-timey spork?
It gottez holez in teh spoon part.
Yes indeedy. 3-prawnged rown fawk wif one sharp edge. (An 3 poynty enz…
Edward Lear also had a runcible hat (in “How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear”
& a runcible cat! (In “The Pobble Who Has No Toes,” the Pobble’s Aunt Jobiska has a runcible cat w/crimson whiskers.) I named 1 of my previous cats Runcible & her sister Quizzical [misses them].
Iz Kitteh feeling kittenish? Iz eagle feelin’ hawkish? Iz it going to be a battle of fur and feathers, beak and fangs, talons and claws? Or do they make friends, and speak of how salmon is best prepared?
Oh, hai jorje.
Hai kitteh, les go fission.
nice Warner Bros ref. thankx
Dun tred on mee kitteh
Eaglol sais: How nise ov u to cum wif a red handle.
More like…
Heeeeere Khitty khitty khitty
I supect that khitty would lose that battle
Can you imagine one’s reaction if one’s cat came to the door with a BALD EAGLE in his jaws?
“What’s that dratted cat caught now…AGGHH!!! AGGHHH!!! BAD KITTY! BAD, BAD KITTY!!!”
Luk wot teh cat draggd in!
ROTFL!
da kitteh dat libbed in my offus yeers ago catched a bullfrog one day. He cayme in da dore wif a salemun, and we couldna figger out why he sounded so funnee. I lukd up, and he had da bullfrog in his mouf, wif the legz danglin awl da way to da flore. (kitteh was Burmese, so had long legs…froggehs legs wuz longr) Froggeh was biggr dan kittehs hole hed.
We manidged to git him owtsyde befour he dropped da froggeh — doan know whut happned to da frog aftr dat — neber finded no trace of himz. (didna wanna be krawlin round under da deskes, tryin to ketch a pizd-off bullfrog)
Long ago had a beloved orange kitteh (indoor only kitteh) who came into the living room, sat down for a couple minutes, then opened his mouth. Out popped a little tiny frog (spring peeper???), very much alive and uninjured. I managed to catch him, and put him outside. I sat down and wrote a haiku on the incident, from kitteh’s perspective:
Live frog on my tongue
Wond’ring why I put it there
Quite slim