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slowlee, slowlee, catchee vulolchur…
Dass not a vulolchur, dass an eaglol.
google for cat vs eagle to see the original
The smile was so tangy that it tasted of my purple fingers …
yes, defnitly eegle. cat bedder be carefol, o eegle eat cat!
U ar korrect. Dat kitteh gonna be flyin soon he doan watch out! Den he be dinnerz for dat eaglol! \
Roun dese partz big byrds lyke dat takes teh smawl goggiesan kittehs an flyes way wif em. Poor goggies. Wurked for a vet wunce. Ladee brawt in a Pomeramian wiz teh broked tayles. Dat goggie got luckee kause dat big bird dropped dat little goggie on hiz butt an broked hiz floofy tayles! SRSLY!
Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh. Keep cumin…closer…closer…..
The kitteh….he suspex nuffin….
…heh heh heh heh heh…..
Is sad but troo. R noo naybers losted dere Yarkie. Dey has posted reward an evvyfing. I hasn’t told dem bout teh red-tail hawks dat lib in r pine trees.
Poor littel goggie, iI bets dey got her.
I finks dis eeglol sez, “keerful, kitteh, my enz is pointier dan urs”
Cat thinks kitten is good wit katcup
Do not meddle in the affairs of eagles, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Or mustard. Or straight up. I’m not picky.
O hai!
Sorry tout you was dr fill
i sees now you is bald ego
ummm same diff?
evn stevn colpurr lieks teh kittehs…fer lunch!
If ai pullz this off, I’ll eat like a KING!
sez teh eegl or teh kitteh?
Egg-zackly.
teh eaglol sayz “Kitteh – teh udder white meat! nommmmnomm”
And if not, like a “Rodney” king!
iz showdown at o-tayle corral.
Teh Battle ov teh Poyntee Ends.
oh this is going to end badly…for teh kitteh
dunno.
iglol liek to pounce fum wai up hai. kitteh pounce fum levl. bout teh same wait. iglol not fum wai up hai, tehy levl.
wut kind trayning do kitteh haz? iglol be well-trayned (no collar!)
dunno.
Kitteh saf. Dis bald iggle. only noms da fishies. But him gotz da BIG poointy ends. Dis kitteh brave, or stoopy or near sited!
Not know bout eaguls
seen hawk hunt on ground, run and catch squirrel underneath raised walkway.
squirrel not kitteh though
hawk not eagul
may b nevur mind lol
kthxbai
Seems iz a 4-way tye for nawt-secund. Did we ebber has dat B4?
4-way tye for nawt-second. Mebbe square dance?
skware dans gud 4 me!
allemande left
do-sa-do
swing yer partner
here we go!
laydees chane akross teh floor
grande right an left,
sashasy acroos teh floor!
grab ur purrtner,
spin them awounds
stik em in de toilet
flush dem all down
Sorrie
*runs awai*
eye jess doan no whin eye haz larffed sew hard!!!!!!!!
Bubbashoomin musta gone skware dancin on sum bad dates!
someone at the office where I’m working has this as a poster on his cubicle wall w/the caption: OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end badly and you have only yourself to blame
someone at the office where I’m working has this picture as a poster on his cubicle wall, captioned:
OVERCONFIDENCE
This will end very badly, and you will have only yourself to blame
Suspek kitteh will be nekst endanjird speecees.
Eeglol looks feers!
Not to worrie, baldy, I no eet yoo. I noes yoo is a thretened speesies.
Yoo no eet me, rite?
Axe meh no kwestshuns,
I tellz u no lyes.
No Kill I
Ded kitteh walkin.
Awbskewr Star Trek ref FTW!
I secund that vote of FTW
should read: “Heeeere kitty kitty kitty”
Cat vs Eagle
Eagle wins everytime!
Teh owl an teh pussykat – ur doin it rong
Ai luvs it!
ai had u kitteh dat wuz eeted nom nom nom buy a owl.
nawt so grate, akshully.
{{{dapanferkitteh}}}
ai is berree sorree fer yoo. dat = much suckage.
Much Winz!!! http://www.muchsuckage.com HAHAHAHA das a gud wun. Godaddy here I cumz.
Ai noz! Knot lettin teeny tiny teena out neer teh hawks (wot ME? sez teh hawk. Aiz jess restin mai federz. Aiz knot hangin out at teh meet markut, er… burd feeder!)
Oh dapanferkitteh, I so sowy fur ur kitteh.
Mah bebehs send hedbonks, and snorgles fur u.
{{{{{dapanferkitteh}}}}}
ob corse dey doin it wrongs. no hunny, no plenny ub munnie, no runslible spoonz. eben doe eaglol iz almosty a owl.
I likez this pome but I alwaiz wundered what iz a runsibibble spoon? Is it like old-timey spork?
It gottez holez in teh spoon part.
Yes indeedy. 3-prawnged rown fawk wif one sharp edge. (An 3 poynty enz…)
Edward Lear also had a runcible hat (in “How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear”) & a runcible cat! (In “The Pobble Who Has No Toes,” the Pobble’s Aunt Jobiska has a runcible cat w/crimson whiskers.) I named 1 of my previous cats Runcible & her sister Quizzical [misses them].
Iz Kitteh feeling kittenish? Iz eagle feelin’ hawkish? Iz it going to be a battle of fur and feathers, beak and fangs, talons and claws? Or do they make friends, and speak of how salmon is best prepared?
Oh, hai jorje.
Hai kitteh, les go fission.
nice Warner Bros ref. thankx
Dun tred on mee kitteh
Eaglol sais: How nise ov u to cum wif a red handle.
More like…
Heeeeere Khitty khitty khitty
I supect that khitty would lose that battle
Can you imagine one’s reaction if one’s cat came to the door with a BALD EAGLE in his jaws?
“What’s that dratted cat caught now…AGGHH!!! AGGHHH!!! BAD KITTY! BAD, BAD KITTY!!!”
Luk wot teh cat draggd in!
ROTFL!
da kitteh dat libbed in my offus yeers ago catched a bullfrog one day. He cayme in da dore wif a salemun, and we couldna figger out why he sounded so funnee. I lukd up, and he had da bullfrog in his mouf, wif the legz danglin awl da way to da flore. (kitteh was Burmese, so had long legs…froggehs legs wuz longr) Froggeh was biggr dan kittehs hole hed.
We manidged to git him owtsyde befour he dropped da froggeh — doan know whut happned to da frog aftr dat — neber finded no trace of himz. (didna wanna be krawlin round under da deskes, tryin to ketch a pizd-off bullfrog)
Long ago had a beloved orange kitteh (indoor only kitteh) who came into the living room, sat down for a couple minutes, then opened his mouth. Out popped a little tiny frog (spring peeper???), very much alive and uninjured. I managed to catch him, and put him outside. I sat down and wrote a haiku on the incident, from kitteh’s perspective:
Live frog on my tongue
Wond’ring why I put it there
Quite slimey; I spit.
(the Snake Incident be a story 4 another day.
Nao I wishes to heer teh snaek incident!
Or one’s attempt to splain dis to teh game warden.
One’s: Onest ocifer may kitteh eeted teh eaglol
Game Warden: **raises eyebrow in very Spock-like doubt**
Kitteh: meow, meow, hic, burp.
*fevvers com owt ob mowf*
feffers are teh pleh
But dey kin dubel az teh toof-pix.
And an inkee pen.
And tehy is handy for teh eggsotik danses.
Nawt dat ai’d no.
*coff*
Kitteh: Hey, burdie, ur bald!
Eaglol: Hey, kitteh, ur ded.
Eaglol calld kitteh a p****y …. and gotted away wif it.
Kitteh muss member nawt to pik on somwon hims own size (or beeger).
Quoting a poster I’ve seen, “Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating YOU!”
http://WWW.despair.com
I taut I taw a putteh cat.
*burp*
I didz, I didz seed a putteh cat.
an he had a flavahr…
rofl
Nice one. Tweety Bird been taking steroids?
Houston, Tranquility Base here. Teh Eagle has landed.
Monorayl Center, Red Lyne heer. We habs a problum.
. . . faymus wurds uttered after a hair-raising approach that inkluded confusing komputer alarms, a large lolburd in teh targeted tuchdown area, an warnings that fuel wuz running dangerously low . . .
Hi, burdie! U mai new fren com to vizit me? Mai name’s snoflake, wut’s urs?
Uh-oh… Wy u look at me lyk dat, burdie?
Eaglol tastee? Purrhaps.
Eaglol nootrishus? Maybee.
Kitteh find owt dese tings for hisself?
I be havin my dowts.
wot’s nyoo pussykat, whoa whoa whoaaaa. Pussykat pussykat ai luv yoo, yess ai dooo.
U an ur nommie nom eyes.
Amerrican iggle suspects kitteh is a forriner.
Ya – rown heer teh pidjuns wud jus laff an call kitteh names from teh safetee of a tree.
Fail.
oh kitteh u not gonna liek teh etsploshun wen teh burd opens teh big big big wingspan n carrees u hoam 2 its childeren. bak teh truk up nao!!!
Jesus Christ, kitteh, get in the car!
Kitty U need help from vampire cat.
Eeg-lol: Sai, kitteh…how lawngs u bin neer-sited?
Heer…I hepps wif ur bizhun.
ein bisschen??
U need to call vampire cat 4 help.
Himz 2 bizzee watin 4 teh hyoominz 2 goah nite-nite.
I naugt sleepy at awl, how ’bout yoo, DW?
Noap! Nawt sleepeez at awl. Jess meh an dis heer kawfee pawt, ful ub kafeen gudness.
I shaerz wif u.
hokay, fanks…joo rlly tink i needscaffeen?
Any carry on luggage?
Carrion luggage?
Sno Wyte Kitteh
iz bavy, but abowtz 2 maykz
dizzasstruss mistayk
Showurr Cap Burdee
flyz, eetz andz resstz wayrebburr
himz darn well deezyrez
Showurr Cap Burdee
nawt luukz dat beeg cuz weengz arz
tukked in…. Wayt 4 it!
Jack.
1 doawn, 8 ta goes.
Good Idea: Stalking a bird
Bad Idea: Stalking a RAPTOR who happens to be BIGGER thank you are!
Kitteh go 2 Fedral Pownd Mee In Da Ass
Prizon Fer Dis
Awfis Spaes FTW!
omg dat kitteh are KRAZEEE~!
luk close an u see liddel chehsire cat grin on kitteh’s face. jsut imagine his crazee eyes all wyde opin & spinnin around wit dat krazee grin..step by step…inch by inch….. now i heers his krazeee laugh HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!!!!! helllOOOO mistah burdie!!!!!
O rlly?
Heds – ai win
Tayls – u looz
Goh ahead, make mai da
Showdown at the national park
Yeah, right. “Here, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh…”
* E P I C * fail.
“Dat iz teh biggist chikin EVAR!”
Humongus fine fer havin evn ONE of teh Eaglol fetters. Kitteh arives wif one of deeze burds in mouf and homans wil panik at impending financial doom.
Ya know what? Imagine yer sittin at yer brekfus table and turn to luk out teh winnow on yer patio only to see a bald eagle sittin’ on the railing. Wouldn’t dat be teh coolest ting evar?!!?1!
Absolootly – unless u is a hamster or a mousie. Den, nawt so gret ackshully.
That eagle is going to rip that cat to pieces.
I dunno, but if dat wuz mai kitteh I wood nawt be takin a picher. I wood be scoopin up teh kitteh an shooin away teh eaglol, simul… simolt… at teh same tiem.
But den maybes I wood end up as eaglol dinner?
Prolly not. Dis eaglol mebbe injured, not reely able to nom kitteh. Kitteh doin dat littel meh-eh fing dey duz wen dey not shur if frend or foe. My furst fot wuz, dis pic wuz taken by a wildlife rehabill–rehabble–fixer-upper hoo wuz takin care of teh eaglol. Odderwise, kitteh an eaglol wud never get so close.
Eaglol shur looks grumpy, tho.
hungee kitteh bout to lern veree hard lesson.
I don’t know who to feel bad for the eagle or the cat.
owl things being eagle, i’d say teh fethered one be in teh catbird seat
One word “run”
“Oh hai! Duz u haz a flavur?”
“I dunno. Duz u?”
U pik hoo sez whut.
cat winz da funny evertime vs eagol dough
Gud jujmint com frum expeeriunz. Expeeriunz com from bad jujmint.
“Our wuv, it can nevah be.”
Ai fearz white kitteh is going to needz services of Dr. Tinycat, or worse yet, ceiling cat.
Every breth u take
Every moove u make
Every bond u break
Every step u take
Ill be watchin u
with mai eegle eyes
Zach Braff cat says, “EEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGLLLLEEEEEE!”
Mommy, where’s Kitty Cat?
Kitty Cat’s gone to live with God, honey.
ouch, some body gived me 1 burger, hurted feelings bad
k, maybe this one better
Hey, burdee, i haz a flavur
replai to own comment like talking to self
rite???
no wonder get 1 burgur
kthxbai
but kitty cat also winned darwin award.
Lessun about burdees:
Kittehs eat little burdees.
Big burdees eat kittehs.
Think kitteh skipped skool that day.
i wuz stalked by a kitteh
but I eated it.
eaglol you take me to Ceiling Cat. nao.
kthx
biutyful burdee
That would be about the time I’d be grabbing my Mossberg.
Previous resident of my house watched an owl grab his cat & fly off with it.
Dat 1 strange lookin wabbit
“CHEEZUS KRYST! Hit’s an Heegle! Get off the Deck!”
Axually, Ai libes clowse to Missouri Ribber. Mai naybors had kyute wyte lolbunnys in back yard…otter naybor calls me ober and sez, “Luk up dere, WUT is Dat?” and sure enuf, juvenile follicularly-challenged heegle on TV antenna. Laytre, Bunway Airlines had taken off, on doomed flight. It wuz sad. Buns nebber did anyting wrong ’scept be heegle food…poor buns.
So u noes, heegles don’t always eet teh fishies. Dey eets wut dey wunz!
About to fail
Ha ha. That eagle’s gonna kill that kitty.
Your kidding, right?
dey bof haz flayvur… ownlee won wll git tu tayst…
funny!!
heh i did this as a painting in high school http://benoah1.deviantart.com/art/eagle-pwned-29704539
This picture was taken in Wrangell, Alaska. Possibly by Ivan Simonek, but there’s another photographer who was there that day too. I have one where the kitty is trying to grap the eagle’s tailfeathers.
Boy ! I..I say boy ! Go away, you’re bothering me.
dat eagle wood whip teh kittehs butt
Cat thinks: “Heere Burdy Burdy” – Eagol thinks: “heere cumz lunch”
soon 2 b dead kitteh
Da eegl killz da kitteh cuz hee tok hiz cheezburger
Yah kitteh fud 4 eagoll. da heeeeere burdeee burdee burdeee 2 egl itz heeeeere lunchie lunchie lunchie!
dis iz teh kittehs ende. GO MATT GIRAUD!!!!!!!!!
Cat, don’t you know who I am? I’m a national emblem!
yah but it supost 2 bee funniez. dat not funniez.
Invisible oven trap.
hooz lunche 2 hoo?
hay dare
sry Dat mesige gotted mesd up. Here how it goz. Hay dere eagle! Eagle say dumbass.
Lolz, silly kitteh