vampire cat smiles…
because you have to sleep some time
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Iz kitteh a vampire, or iz he just laughing at how he framed da doggie for breaking the priceless Ming Dynasty vase?
….or mebbe boff?
Or – “Wait til my hoomans see what I threw up o the pillow….hee hee hee….”
More like – “I just got done crop dusting. Wait until someone walks through it.”
my smyle, is it not sincere???
I can do sincere.
Liek “Mr Harker, joo r sincerely welcum.”
MWA HA HA HAH (gasp)
Adn he iz laffin just thinkin about it.
pssst… do I got somethin stuk in my teefs?
Orfodonshya. Ai needz it.
kitty ses ur bloooood,it will has flavur.hee hee
I do not drink… vine…
Hiya Scotch and!!! Long time no!!! How ya been? We mist yoo, can ya tell?!!
LOL, Happee Gnu Yeer!
Concatulation, Cookie for ur not secnd!
NICE ONE
Luks lyke heez sayin “ur fired!” wit dat paw.
Vampire kitteh habs teh pacients ov a saint,
an teh cunning ov a fox.
Bad combo fur hoomin.
Nawt to menshun teh teefs of a bitey thing.
an fore udder pointee enz, az wel, shud it bee a isshew.
an teh softee sailent feets. heer me sneeeeking up. not.
Looka ma’ grillz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/16/my-grill/
hehe
Ai vant 2 suk yur blud.
sry, ur not my type
O? r u positive?
dun b such a negative nellie
I gibs dis commint an A+
Theez serum witteh commintz…
pleas, plas meh?
ai reach, ai fail
I dare u to tri an brush mah toofy grin.
I been sharpining mah claws awl morning.
Maek mah dai.
Deese Halloween teefs r gud awl yeer round.
I kwak mahseff up!
*giggles liek a skool gurl*
now romeow giggling like a school girl……that is a picture I tell ya……. LOLZ
c’mee little grrrll – I gotz sum candies fur u!
bwaaa hahahah!
oops *c’mere* (damn just spoils whole comment to have to correct, oh well stoopy wine at lunch teday)
Mai poynty endz, let mi show u dem.
Mah teefs! Let mee show yoo dem!
Wook ma no cavities.
I can has treat naow?
Invisible Dental Floss
donja hayt it wen it breaks n gits cawt in ur teef?
How da hell can yu taek pics liek dis?
verry kwiklee
luvly!
Vampire kitteh habs speshul powers
taht proteck him frum sunbeems.
Teh box wif teh durt in it?
Is not *exaktly* mah native soil……
But is very absawurbunt…..
lol … and ewwww ….
i knew whatever iz in that box wuz sum sort of un-dead stuff!
buffee teh vamPYRE slaiurr weel sayv mee!!
*headbangs to theme song while btvs kicks kitteh booteh*
duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
duh-nuh-nuh-DUHN-DUHN!
duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
duh-nuh-duh-DUHN-DUHN!
Billeh Corgan kitteh sez Tonite Tonite – We crusifi teh insinceer tonite tonite *plays imaginary cello and goes to teh moon*
Smooshing Pumpies?
i can has tufpik ?
an posable fum ?
kthx
*dreams* “all dat fwesh nom nom”
*poof* “wait wait, iz i droowlyng, wuz it a dweam”
he appearred belo mai windoh – a red myst spreaded ovah teh lawn, an wif his pointy endz he parteded et. an ai cud see thousans of cheezburgers – cheezburgers wif catsup blayzin red – an he seem to say “cheezburgers.. cheezburgers.. CHEEZBURGERS.. thousans.. MILLYONS of dem.. ayl rare.. ayl des wil ai giv u ef u obeh me…” eh he he he he he
Now Iz hungree 4 hte cheezburgerz – xtra raaaaare!
But vampiarh kitteh iz in teh sunlight! I thoughts vampiarhz can’t stand teh sunlight?
It’s a common misperception amongst the homo sapiens….lulls them into a false sense of security….then when they least expect it…….attack!! We felines are far superior to ordinary vampires….they are just beginning….we have been here forever! Muahhhaahahahahahah…..
Vampiarh kittehz’ fur proteks them from harmful sunlights rayz.
fangs fer teh cheezburgers
fangs fur da memerees…
fangs fer nuttin, noonan!
Peggy Noonan?
Yes, fanks fur nuffin.
*heddesk*
Shood bee ‘fangs fur da meowmerrys”
Mah fangz, let me showz u dem.
Kitteh lykz hims hoomin wiv a nice chia…keeyan… de winez.
And farva beans???
Elderly kitteh grows long in the tooth.
Bela Lugosi’s Dead…but his cat’s still kickin’!
“you’re no susan sarandon”
“well, you’re no catherine denuve !!!”
either one would be fine.
toozdaiz FTL
invisible toothpick
May I offer a cheezburger to get a pass?
mai denshures…let me pop dem out for you!
I juss LUB mah noo Poligrip.
is that a german kitteh? i believe the shirt behind it has a slogan in german of some sort… info anyone?
Dracula should from Romania
I think it’s not a t-shirt, it’s a plastic bag. it says something about a bookstore “buchhandlung” – the thin above it must be the name and the rest sounds like a cheesy slogan *g*
something like “the bookstore in you”
Danke!!!
Dat IS a Gerrman Kitteh. Teh bottom two words, “in Ihrem”, meanses , “in your”, in English.
It’s kitty-Joe-Isuzu!
Da dentist giv mee bigg kitteh impwants. U lyk?
Oh kitteh, dey r byootiful.
Dey luk so nachural.
*turns awai an snickers*
…and I´m not affrait of gahrlik anywaiz
yessssssssss preshhshshhshsussssssssssss u can has snorgelssssss…..
Pleez to reeplays awl yor catnip mousies wif garleak mousies.
No, realy. People fudge the odometer all the time. Trust me.
hahaha lol ^^ no he iz smilin cuz you iz dinner^^
“Teh kittehs of teh nyte, such sweet mew-zik tehy maek”
i is vampire cat i want my maztur to sleep.
*giggles!* I had a kitteh wif fangies like dis. Her name was Succubus!
We don’t suffocate babies anymore, we suck their blood!
If teh kitteh iz a vampire den why iz he in fotoz?
HE IS PAUL WALL!!!!
Vampire cat smiles…
Because he sees the cut on ur cheek…
And it’s bleedin profusly
omg! this is such a cute pic! it reminds me of my cat when he’s getting ready to come after me…lol
lol.. O NO!! HE IS RITE!!