Fud:
Apply Directly to Hed
many kittehs star in commershuls
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good for hedaches and hunger pains
y wate furr teh hyoomin? tehy is slo in cumming.
congrats on nawt secconds.
wai kitkay dussnt git dansin’?! tell us teh kynde uv danse yoo wants an wii weel boogie-oogie-oogie till ar pantses fawl daown!
fanks, famousqb.
menny cheezpeez doan like mii berry mush. I kann see dat mush. I doan meen to git on dare nerfs; i is juz bean myself. Anyway, I’m naugt mush ob a danser, butt I doan fink teh low-votin burger-biting is fare.
Dass a troll, Kitkay. Us all likes eech odder jus fine. Don wurry, u’ll git voted bak up.
Kitkay yu is fyne cheezfren. Doan let teh trols git yu daon.
(leetle ballet shooz-check
spangly tights in queen latifa saiz-check
10 yards ob tulle an little bit ob satin-check
tiara-check)
ai naw perfoarm the famous naught fursti danze “fud laik” in homner of Kitkaywho is clebber and ful ob win.
tipi tipi tipi tipi tipi toes
Leeeaaaap leaaap leeeeeap
(hol on tu kurtain and gasp gasp gasp)
bow and hop-bow an hop-bow an hop
tipi tipi tipi toes
runn run runn to front of stage
grand jete in to waiting pool ob m-n-ms
surface an wait for ovr dancers to join me foar “watr” ballet part of dans.
(Ai has nebber danse teh not fursti danse afor. ai still blushing”
um… naught sekund danz. teh blush it iz mai fase
hey, here’s a beeg bagg 4 mii 2 crawl in2…woah…jackpot!!!
Dis “all yoo can eet” buffay not has a vary gud selekshun. ware is teh dessert bar?
Whers teh BEEf????
Puleeeze…doan getz me started on teh quality ub teh selexsun ub teh fud in dis pitcher. Iz mai faborit topik to frow teh Hizzy Fitz bout! We be here awl dai!!!
Suffise it to say PLETH….DO NOT WANT!! Wantz more PROTEIN! Not cerial, I not teh Korms eeeder! I iz FELIX KATTUS…obligat carnivorus!
iz ok kitty can have my meat, I not eat it.
me neever brandon. we can has vejee partee togeddur.
Me neever.
Kitteh can hab mah mowsie moose fur dezert.
OO…speeking ob meet, I meeted some fud a few pages back–seberal little, furry fuds–butt dey wuz so kyoot that eye jus patted dem onda hed. Nice widdle fud!
MizHizzyFitz - this iz indeed a gud topik! Ai am so shaymed to admit it
but it iz awnlee recentlee taht ai akshullee red the ingreedienz lists. An ai wuz shokked. 
Nao ai gladlee spendz the monee fur moar beddar fud - but ai still haven’t found teh purrfekt wun.
Teh purrfect fud iz teh 1 daht ketteh liekz an maekz teh littr trae leest pleh 2 kleen.
Ceiling Cat forgibs u JCH4K!
Teh perfect fud is proly runnin roun ur attic. But if u kant katch teh mousie try teh high-end canned fuds. I gotz a list sumwherez..I looks for it an gibs it to u sometyme.
I mayks fud for my kitturz. Buy meet from Hare Today Gone Tomorrow (farm in Penzyl…Pencil…in Norfeast somplace) an mix wif eggzes, vitaminz, supplements. Kittehz: “NOM! NOM! NOM!!!” an litterbocks is NO pleh at all. Happy, shiny kittehs wif soffffft floof an brite eyez an attitood problemz like WHOA.
teh pantry: only teh koolst rm in teh haus! (and they ymmyist!)
Hah…whut a good plase t2 hyde!!
Go ahed an look–
yU cant sea mii now!
tanks, my sweet peepz;
iza berry fancy feest hear 2day!
All-yU can eat at supper—teh Amerrykun way.
But moas kittehs will nots get phat….wunder wai teh hoomins nawt lyke dat?
mii finks it’s in R jeans…
(bag inst.) *this bag iznt a toy–do knot stik ober yer hed!!*
go-way, I iz makin’ mah heallloween costume–applying teh fud 2 mah head…
iz crazy cat fud hed! iz crazy! i gots cat fud on my hed! gimme sum candy!
he, he, he…wii gottn’t candy, butt hearz a pickul 4 yore knows!
sandler on SNL ref!
gud won chewly!!!1!
yesh, an bemember “crazy pickle-nose”? dat wuz crazy stuff.
sleek black kitteh takes hiz job as ofishlell taster cerealously–kibbel testing…then on 2 teh odder baggs of kibbilies, an finely wasch it awl down wiff organe soda.
*didntchoo cee teh “do knot disturb” sine onnda door—Do knot dizturb“
A liddle privacy, pleez,!!!
A liddle piracy, kthnxloot.
Letz vary piracy wiv a litl burglaree.
But they wood suzpekt da kat if itz a burger-lare
wif kat-lyke tred, upon owr prey we steel
in sylense dred, owr kawshus way we feel
pyratz FTW!
ZOMG, u knoes teh Gibbert & Sullivans! pyrates FTW indeid!
wen a felyne’s not engajed in hiz emploiment
(hiz emploiment)
or machuuring hiz felynious liddl planz
(liddl planz)
hiz kapasity for inozent injoiment
(’zent injoiment)
iz chust as grate as enny onest manz
(onest manz)
Mann, awl dis fud iz rlly goan 2 my hed!
Bingee teh kat haza eeting disorder
Butt *hoo* is expeckted tu kleen up wen Bingee purges???
Mee. Agen. An agen.
well now, joo wood chuck up, 2, woodn’t chew?
fud: apply direktly 2 butt.
apply direktly 2 littr trai an cut owt der middl cat?
Dat werks fur me.
doan look at teh naughy…look at teh kyoot!
aahh teh jois ob hed-furst eeting—
I weep 4 yU whooo hoo hafta yous
yor handz!
Teh WordPress jus tellz me I iz postin kommentz too fas…slow down! (hahahaha)…He don got me konfused wit teh Kitkay.
may-B eye jus komfused it–WP izn’t awl dat brite sumtimes, yU kno~~
Reelee???? Ai din’t know tehy did that. Mai, mai, mai!
yeah–I am habing a manic-attack tooday–srry!!
duz dis bagg make mee *look* fat?? 0_0 !
bag lebel, “due knot attemt 2 drive ore opperate heavy machinery wif dis wag obber yer hed (stoop!)*
well, awl dis fud is goan to my hed, an soo seeeppp!!!!
Time 4 a nyce longish kitteh nap; fanks 4 playin wif mii!!!
kitkay, u is awn a roll tuday! Ai fink we must do teh “hailee caffeenated danss” for u.
jigglejigglejiggle
twitchtwitchtwitch
omaigoshaigottatypefast
jiggletwitchnervusgigglol
ai hav notiseded taqht upon okkashun …our Kitkay do getz a mite tawlkative !!!!!
iz OK Kitkay…we lovz u…tawlk away !!
I am so srry, sumtimes I gitz dease Braynstorms an I can’t seem to stop–it’s like trying 2 grabb litening an mayker it behave!
I don’t eben drink Koffee.
Sometimez, I has a terrible hedake, ore odder body ake (cuz ob the lupy-us) an my brayn fires up 2 take my mind offn teh payne. You know, makin’ jokes so you doan hafta cry. Wrks pritty well, but knot awl ob teh jokez R fun-knee.
(I doan talk on awl teh pictures, so there is sum respite fr. Kitkay brayn-train.)
Kitkay, IMHO yor joaks an commints are akshully grate!
Ai agree, sowry if it sownded laik ai was been meen …. was just WOW foar awl teh qwik postin!!
{{{{ hugs }}}} to kitkay… ‘k??
Follow me, don’t follow me
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush
Collar me, don’t collar me
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush
Fud on: Apply direktly to da hed.
Fud on: Apply direktly to da hed.
Fud on: Apply direktly to da hed.