Oscar too growchy
so I eated him
did he has flavor liek happy meal?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: wordwhiz
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but flaver wuz nawt gude!
onoes, poor oskar bekaym a unhappy meel!
princess mu, congrats awn bein nawt-sekond! shal we danse tu teh “ai lub trasch” sawng?
Ai lub trasch!
Anyfing durty or dinjee or dustee
Anyfing rottten or ragged or rustee!!
yesh i lubs trash!
i can has a sneekr thats tattrrded an worn
iz awl ful ov howls an teh layces r torn
a gift frum meh mommeh teh dai i wuz born
i lubs it bcuzz iz trahsh!
Sumwhar in mai daddees howse I has a songbuk ov teh Sesame Street songs. Naow I has tihs strayng urge to go an finds it. So, fank u foar taht.
shoore! tanks Moe. How is dat little fish nommin kitten u bin takin care ov?
ai nawt see herz no moar
she libbed up awn brij, so she wuz saef frum trafick. ai jus hoap sumwun tuk her to a forebber hoam. ai trai nawt to wunder bowt herz tuu mush…
teh cheezfrenz nebber failz tu surpriez me — yu rebemembered Koko, teh lidl raylwai brij kitteh!
akhullee, we think about her a lot. Ai doo hope yoo ar rite, moe.
ah hopes shi is okey dokey tew!
Joining moe in dantsing fur princess mu! ai lubs trash!! (an teetering piles)
*step step hop
step step hop
step step hop
step step hop* *slyde slyde wiggle, slyde slyde wiggle, slyde slyde gigglolZ*
*whispurrs* ai don’t know the “ai lub trasch sawng”
so ai am doing teh Tritsch Tratsch polka.
o hai JCH4K, yu gawt purrfekt tymin fer teh “ai lub trasch” sawng: 1-2-3, step step hop… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fwjox49Wk
Tritsch Tratsch polka fun, tuu, but tuu fass fer me *huffs an puffs*
ah maded u a komint, but wurd press eated it. ah saed that wuz a nyce dance Janet : )
nawty nawty wurdpress! hoeps it is get stummick ach.
me tew! : )
meeeeeeooowwwwwwwwch! nao i has stummick ach. wach out, i tinkx iz gonna barf gynomrous haer ball!
But what kitteh doez with Fluffy (da eddafant) and Slaimee (da wurm)?? Day livez in dat kan TOO!
*offers dumpster out back to homeless worm and elephant*
u is meens snuffle uppagus? wurd is 2 big & rly hard 4 kittehs 2 spelz. but all teh kittehs is luuuuuuuuuuuurvz him. & nao teh gronup peeps can sees him so dey luvz him 2.
oh, waitaminnit. sessami streetz can has 2 effalunts nao? i 4get.
Oscar havd a pet lolephant. wuz joek fr teh grownupz, hao a lolephant fit in dat trash kan?!? Liddl kidzes, dey donut get teh joek. Dey just fink, OK Oscarz trash kan must hav a baysmint. At leest, dats wut Ai fawt. Fluffy wuz a lolephant wif a grey trunk dat wud cum up sometymez en go *lolephant noyze* en Oscar wud tel Fluffy sum kynda fing lyke ‘not tyme fr ur walkiez yet’ en teh trunk wud go bak into teh kan.
o ya, nao i rmembrz. i no watchz sessimee streetz in loooooooong tiemz cuz iz has sleepz in teh dai tiem. & no can has cabel tv so resepshun suckx & not wurf tapeing.
iz use 2 wach it wen iz frst startd & i wuz in ur collij gettin all edjamacaitid. lotz ov mai frenz did 2, dey wud say i can has cat nipz 4 peeps? & den watchz it. but i tinks kat nips 4 peeps is teh pleh, bsieds teh sho is alrdy teh funneh. so iz lolz at teh sho, and iz lolz at mai frenz bein all teh silly & stufz 2.
Hazmat Kitteh is Hazardous.
Doc kitteh
Belted by gamma rays,
Turned into the Hulk.
Ain’t he unglamo-rays!
Wreckin’ the town
With the power of a bull,
Ain’t no monster clown
Who is that lovable?
It’s ever lovin’ Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!”
i can has Mateeriulz Saftey Daytas Sheetz?
U ebber haz teh feeli taht ur bein wacht?
o, kitteh, oskur libd in a *trsh kan* ob coars himz b growchz!
I tink youranium is exssspirrred
kitteh, if u wanna see “growchy” juss go luk innna mirrah.
knot coming owt till teh cheezburgurs r reddy. oskar wuznt so gud acktully.
dis naot teh bucket joois lukin for….whut joo meen joo smell wet paint?
he tastid laik chkn… wif garbge… pleh
i can has pepto bizmolz?
*Kontense unur pressure*
I r in ur Tom Clansey vidioo gamez
Waitin tu asplode
Yes! Luv da asploding barrel!
Trojan Kitteh will show da lolrus his pointy ends.
Kitteh may be comin down wiff sumpin, he lookin a lil pail.
nao tahts teh funneesss!!!!
*GROOOOOAAAANNNNNNNNN*
Ai wubs it!!!
aaarrrrrghhhh! lolz!!
taht was SO awful…taht I had to vote for it!!!
10-q, I’m heer all week!
/bow
Try da fish!
hao u spel barf & rofl put 2gethr? RORF? BARFL? nevr miend iz js gonna go duz it & wry bout teh spelingks l8r.
wate furr it….
it’s…..
POPCAT !!!
Teh newest toi frum sesmee strete markting!
Put teh Kitteh in teh bukkit.
Suddenly kitteh etsploads owt ob teh bukkit!!! Lawnches hunnerds ob feets in teh air!!!!! Not a jak-in-boks takeoff bcuz tehre is no crank. No tellin wen popcat will pop! Get 1 nao!!! Sprize yer (cheez)frends!!!
baiz wun fur da lolrus…he wooks furstee
“All right?”
“s’Ariiight!”
I can haz gravatar! So, I’ll use my real handle from now on.
HAHAH!! I wuvs it
Is dat frum Howdee Doodee? Mah dad ses dat…
Nope, is frum Senor Wencelas, hoo wuz a ventriloliquist on teh Ed Sullivan Show in teh 50s & 60s.
“S’aaright. Shot de dor.”
“Heh Johnnie…..”
iz kil me ded form teh ROFLz. my mom & dad 2. but mai bro didnt getz it…… but he no can has sensayuma newai.
Oskr on vacashun, I take ovar his partment. Nao go wai! I grouchee.
oh noooooooooooeees! he no reckiniez it wen he is get hom. kitteh is cleenz it al up.
he shud noes betr cuz kittehs is teh cleen aminals & no lieks steenkin messz. but nao he beez reeeeeeeeeeeely grouchee & sais kitteh, y u iz messin up mai hous & frowin out mai stufz? u brings it all bak NAO! & kitteh sais gon dumpstr divin cul8r bai. PLEH!
How we knoz yu iz kitteh dat eated Oscar? Maybe uz R Oscar tryin to get the lolfrenz on ur side? Him sneekie dat Oscar! I R r no trusting dis.
How do ya like muh new digs…you like?
Oscar sez: i like muh slobby icky can, Felix, no cleaning!, so I sez well poop on you and here i am! Iz a bit small, but with a bit of decor, voila, well u see…
Don furgit de feng shwee. Wit de rite feng shwee, enny plaec wil channel de gud vibes.
Oscar & Felix; tahts wun Odd cupple.
Hai, Kitteh. Wutz yoo got on yor skejjul for rest of todai?
Todai bein Mondayze an awl, I gotz a *l-a-w-n-g* list uv udder peeps . . . er, I meenz Happy Meelz . . . dat yoo culd halp me wit.
Um, cum to tink uv it, Iz feelin a liddel growchee mahself. I goez an taeks a nap now. ZZZZZzz.
Neckst: I eet Big Burd, he prolly tayst liek chikin.
Kitteh is in ur trashcan, stealin ur identity.
All-noo produkt — Kitteh-inna-Can!!! No need add water (pleh!)
sneek peek at da home depow
Wuz dat yoo sai - de home de-paw?
I can has paw-er tools?
Home despot is teh PLEH! Glad we has Lowes and OSH to go to! Lass tiem I goed to Home Despot, I cood nawt get help to ansur ma kwexchuns, liek “why dis bag uv 8 inch zip ties is shorter dan da 7 inch sip ties?” An “how much R deez zip ties?”
Finlee I left stor, sayin “Come wiff me to Lowe’s, dey pay beddar an treet customers AN imployeez gooder!”
At Lowe’s da imployees say Home Despot IZ da PLEH! An Lowe’s muush beddar!!!
Aye nawt go to Home Despot numoar!
TOOL TIEM!!!!!!! MOAR PAWER!!!!!!!!