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Majek Dragon!
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Halp! I is being squishded
an i iz being pumpkined!
Muahahaz. we has killd the kitteh.
Ur song hurts mah earz
Why No danzes? Mah feelings are hurted, doez cheez peeps not lyke meh.
it ar so difficultz to be not second.
Goez into teh corner :sniff sniff
nobody puts two_kittehs in teh corner!!!1!
comes bak two_kittehs! we lykes u n we dans fur yoo and congrad… congarat…r happee fur yur nawt-sekond poast!
wut dans yoo wants?
Thanks Kat that were funny, lets do a dragon danz that pcflamingo suggusted.
fanks muchez Kat, that are funneh. How about what the dragon danzes. I follows Pcf
sowee for double commentz. WP eated mah first comment
an then jus spitted it rite out again……..it dos that sum.
)
“doin flAMINGo” dannz”
wheeee
ai weel du teh fansee panss danse from “durtee dansin’”, in awnor of t_k.
well ai…hadd…teh tyme uv mai laiff
an ai nevvur feeld dis wae beefoar!!
*twurls in floofee peach dress*
*run run run leeps into arms of…OOF!*
um, ai forgotted dat ai dun has secksee dansin’ partnur. leepin’ is nawt so gud dat way.
U cud go to teh nawty barn. Teh yung nekkid guy iz prolly dun wif teh ironin by now.
But… but… I *likes* ta iron! Izzn’t tehre sum other task young nekkid guy could do for me? Possibly involving ice cream?
I r a liddle late, but wif teh magik ov teh interwebs, I am heer to turn back tiem to infamousqbert’s danse.
Maistrow, if u plz…
well ai…hadd…teh tyme uv mai laiff
an ai nevvur feeld dis wae beefoar!!
*twurls in floofee peach dress*
*run run run leeps into arms of Romeow that liffs her ober hed liek she waz a fevver*
*Wild apaws, infamousqbert iz beaming, an Romeow izn’t braking a sweat*
*Romeow sets her down gently*
*Tehy paws fur a second to gaze into eech obers eyez.*
*Romeow nods*
*Infamousqbert smiles*
*Tehy finish teh danse fur two_kittehs*
Oh Romeow! Nao we know indeed wherefoar thou art Romeow!
Happee ending. An so romantical!
“Ov all sad werds ov tung or pen
teh saddest ar these – it mite hav been.”
An now – through ar own speshul majick – it IS.
yay!!!! fank yoo berry much romeow! dat was beeyootifull and maeks me feel MUCH less umbar…embearr…blushee..
*turns to infamousqbert*
*kisses her paw*
*turns to JCH4K*
*kisses her paw*
Fank yew, ladeez.
Teh pleshur habs been awl mine.
*slowly walks awai wif teh slightest swager*
*glances ober his shoulder, sees tehm standing next to eech over*
*slowly drops won eyelid into a wink*
*eech finks dat teh wink waz fur tehm…and mebee it waz*
Aw, pore 2kittehs! Ai groovs to teh lite patterns in mai hippychik kaftan for yu….
Fanks ambercat! That sounds groovy.
Dragon dance for not second!
STOMP, crush, STOMP
Crash, smoosh, crash
Or could do elegant Chinese Dragon Dance in honor of year of the Rat. A kitty dressed up as a dragon dancing for a Rat. Perfect.
Dragonz rules!
that sounds supah
An ai is a bit laet 4 teh dans but awards joo teh Lawrel reeth ov excellens 4 joo to ware
(or to sitz bak on whils joo cum up wiv next scorcher)
Yesh! I like teh Dragon Danse for nawt-sekund!
High-low-high-low,
back-and-forth, back-and-forth,
Lunge!
(grabs munny paket in teefs, scares off eeeevil spirrits)
Oh, noes!!
I sowwy, two_kittehs….I juss cudden tink uff a good dants fur dis wun an hoped dat sumwun else wud!!
Glad too see dants has cummenst.
Thanks cheez peeps I ar back and dancing with Uz!
I were not really sad, well Ok a liddel bit, I akshully were doing my hillkitteh impressionz!
Oh two_kittehs – Yoo ar so rite – it IZ difficultz being nawt second – an yoo roze byootifully to teh occashun. But nex time (an it will come) yoo must just hav a liddle moar payshunz!
Ai had wun bak awn “The Raven” (tho sumwun else showed up az reel nawt second a couple ov hours layter!!) – but still – Ai posted at 1:03, an no wun started a danse until 3:27!!
(Corse, ai went bak to bed, so ai din’t notice!!!) An ai ended up wif a falbulolso danse!! complete wif Kathleen an Onceajynx in in chikkin outfitz!!
OH!!!! hillkitteh impreshunz!!! ai getz it!! But ai reelee reellee liek hillkitteh an am sorree taht she be sad.
JCH4K U is so wise.
I does not dislyke hillkitteh at all, may she can be a comeback kitteh
we’ll seez
I don’t wanta go to teh land of Hanna Lei!
Fortunately in Lolcat world, it doesn’t matter taht I misspelled Honali…. lyrics for teh curious are at
http://www.tinyurl.com/2ya859
Oh D Marie. Hav we come to this? Hav we reelee rellee come to this???
Can there reellee be peeple heer hoo duzznt know awl the werds to “Puff, teh Majik Dragon.”
Izzit troo tehn??? We ar *gasp* reelee anteeks???
nawt at awl! Tehy jus hasunt had a proper edumacayshun! Imajin nawt lernun “Puff, teh Majik Dragon”! Wot did tehy sing insted?!
Mai kwestchun eggascktlee!!
Land o sarah lee maybe.
nomnomnomnom! Wun skool Ai tort at teh hedteecher wus cawled sarah lee, Ai lyked to imajin her offiss wuz full ob creem cayks…
Nobodee dusn’t like sarah lee…ceptin Chuck Norris…an an offiss full ob creem cayks sounds liek delishus! Win!
Mwwilliams – I gots to ask this… Are you my Momma?
Maybe your Daddy, but not your Momma. Sorry.
Taystee snaks fur all.
I hadda ask, cuz you have Momma’s initials/name… and I could hear her saying that. An at least one other time you made teh commint she wooda made, too. It was kinda weerd, ya know?
One of the small side effects of only sons raised by single mothers. Dis dam imbeded moverly portole to da wurld. Welcome to the world of tomorrow.
But mwwilliams – eben if yoo ar D Marie’s Daddy an nawt her Momma, yoo ar still noo heer, ai think. Or mabee nawt noo – just lurking? Becuz ai don’t remembur yur nayme –
So – if ai am rite, may ai extend the floofee paw ov welcome to Yoo? Yur commint maed mee LOLZ! Ai had furgotten the lufflee land o’ sarah lee!
Who’s ur Daddeh?
Stop ‘pickin’ on me!
*fasepaw*
Briliantz, many cheezburgs fo yew.
tank u mww! i luvz cheezburgurz!!!!
i thinked itts swell!
Brilliant cap-shun. Iz liked itt immensley.
Kitteh hayt hippeh muzik!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Kitteh will be like John Belooshi in Animal House:
grabs guitar,
smooshes it,
gifs back broken bits . . .
sez “Sorry.” (but duzn’t meen it)
“I gave my love a chicken…”
*SMASH*!
*BASH*!
*CRASH*!
furst i thowt taht sed “i gave my love to a chicken”
bedtime, i fink…
Nawt taht tehr’s annytin rong wit dat…
er….
Oh SJ – ai’m so glad yur bak! I’m gonna liv furever at this rate!
House in my naybahood has kittehs an chickens (in fensed yard). Kitteh alwaiz tryin to sneek up on chickens even tho chickens mush bigger then kittehs. Then when kitteh gets within pouncing distance, big floofy rooster chases him awai. Fail!
Kitteh rememburs wut John Belushi did 2 gitar playur in Aneemul Howse, will soon follo soot.
GMTA!
Ai agry wit kitteh. No not want Puff.
Make it stop! MAAAAAAAAAKE IT STOP I’ZE BEGGIN U!!!!
Remynds me uv teh folk musik scare uv teh 60s!
I like folk mewsic… I like Puff…. I no like amateurs thinkin that becawse it is folk music you dont need talent to do it.
*goes away to listen to Kingston Trio and Pete Seeger*
I jus botted a reelee ole PP & M album (now in CD)…yu yunggins doan no what yu ar missis….gud musik, kiddz!
sorry, I meant “missin”
Foke moosic best fur lernin to play gittar…. 3 cords, berree ez wuns…
Aye has cassette tayp uv Paul Stookee. He berree talented an funnee aloan! Aye needs ta mek it a mp3 fur teh modurn lissnin….
I growed up lissen wif mah Dad to hims folk musik records. I liked dem, but Mom alwais hated dem. Lots ov Woodie and Joan.
D Marie – I hoap I dint hert ur feelins. I ackshully lyke teh folk muzik too. I wuz makin an obskure reffrence with the “folk music scare of the 60s” remark. Anybody know it? Anyone?
I love the movie “A Mighty Wind”. Do you?
Nah, mai feelins weren’t hurt. I just felt like jumping in on the side of folkies everywhere, and your comment seemed like a good place. I’ll google A Mighty Wind, its not ringing any bells.
Iz vurry funee mawkumentuhree abawt folk mewsishuns. Tink “This is Spinal Tap” but wif diffren mewsic.
O! O! iz a must-c moofie. Verra funs.
an teh Limelighterz !!!! oooohh dat Glenn Yarbourough can SING an whitstle too….on key…..an teh Chad Mitachell TRIO, an..an ..an Bob Gibson…
an ’sides mi fren David Bromberg, hoo ai mey hav mentshuneded onct oar twict
(yes salleh, we memberz….27 tymes but hoos countin ?) aniwai …….as ai mey hav manshoned…he was nomonimnomannted fur a Grammis dis yeer…
in teh Folk Music catamagori……
ai am reqwireded by law to lov teh folk music….wen u gota a fren nomnomn9imn ated fur a Grammy……is teh law…..
salleh, Wen you mentiond David Bromberg before, I was happy to heer of him again. I still hav my old vinyl, and gots several of his albums. Also saw him once in a small club (Rosy’s) heer in New Orleans back in the late ’70s, and he was grate. An funny.
innit he teh funny????? an ifn you hav……”Reckless Abandon” , “Bandit in a Bathing Suit”
“My Own House” “Wait Til You See The Rest of the Band” an wun moare ai kant member…..the name ov….dose ar mi phographz …….
bak wen mi lif was teh bomb………..*sigh*
didjoo taek tohs pics? on teh ablum covers?
kuuuuhhl (wo)maaan!!!
yep…..dose ar mine……
Wow!! Taht is teh awsum! I’m a city girl, but wheneverz I look at pic on cover of “my own house”, I feelz like I live in peeceful log cabin on top of a mounting! Also, pic *lookz* like muzik *soundz*. Salleh is teh talented!
[runs off to play "Kitchen Girl" and pretend to be pioneer chick]
Yay! fur teh old folkies. I wuz wun. I still has my old copies of Broadside magazine. I lubs Pete Seeger an teh Kingston Trio an teh Chad Mitchell Trio an PP&M an Richard & Mimi Farina an Joan Baez (teh erly yeers) an Dave Van Ronk an Dave Bromberg an. . .NE Tom Rush fans out dere? oh my oh my. . .takes me bak.
*sigh*
Puff teh Majik Dragon not so great ackshully, tho. Sumbuddy tole me wuz bout the drugz. Corse, in does dayz, evvy song wuz bout teh drugz. “Dis Land is Your Land” bout teh drugz. Kumbaya bout teh drugz. Schubert’s Ave Maria? Drugz. Dat got ole. White Rabbit? politicks. Heh.
*dusts off ole guitar an tries to bemember how to play B-flat chord*
Schubert’s Ave Maria…… he he doctorcat, u is teh phunnee!!!
purrsunlly, i prefur teh musik by teh guis wit spikkie hayr and lots ob eiy-linur. or teh emo-boyz wit skinnee black jeens and stripee t-shurtz. i am 45 yeerz old. so i not beez in anee pozishun to judj wut ennywun esle lissens to. (had folkee-faze in mah teenz, now am in mah punk faze. fink taht sez sumfin, don know wut.)
It sais dat u hab an open mind.
that crap almost caught on.
MARTIN MULL!
We’re men and men until the end
and none of us are sissies …
Okay now Ise shode me AGE.
Hey whoever panned me, I was quoting Martin Mull with “That Crap almost caught on.”
I LIKE PPM, Joan, Judy, Kingstons, you NAME it. Look up the quote, hon.
YAY! I dint think anybody else remembered him. He’s done a bit of acting, but I don’t know if he’s making albums (see how old I am), okay CDs, these days. He cracks me up.
an our deer fren Tom Leher……memb er “teh Folk Song Army ???”
“imagine if you will that I am playing an 88 string guitar”
We are the folk song army
everyone of us cares
we all hate poverty war and injustis
unlike the rest of you squares
there are inocous folk songs
but we regard them with scorn
the folks who sing them
have no sense of justice
why they don’t even care
if Jimmy cracked corn
an dat’s all ai memerz rite noaw…..
An YEAH … Tom Lehrer … poisoning pigeons in the Park; Masochism Tango …
Talkin Vietnam pot luck blues…
Teh Elemunts
yeah me too! Go Marty! I haven o idea if he is doing music, anymore, dam’ shame.
u evver heer hiz bluuez sawng dun on teh ukelele????? “white Boy Bluez ?”
(Temporary break from LOLcatese)
Martin Mull did a great special on tv once, must’ve been PBS, because that in the long-ago pre-cable days, and I’m sure the networks wouldn’t have shown it. It was called “60 Minutes to Kill”, and was one of the most funniestest things I’ve ever seen.
Now, besides acting, I understand he’s a talented painter.
“I used to Be plastic, now I’m elastic. I’m flexible.
Great Martin Mulll line
I haven’t the Vegas idea …
Awl ai can say iz – thank yoo guise fur showing yur aje!! Maekz mee feel mutch bedder!
Though – duz maek wun get teh gigglols! Just a few days agao ai saw a short liddle moovee awn TMC (TCM?) frum the 40’s where teh gurlz in a private skool were awl furbidden to lissen to (or danse to) taht awful sinful swing mewsik!
Nao – enebuddy know hoo sings “Annabel Lee.” Nawt Joan Collins but . . .?
Judy Collins? Joan Baez?
.
.
.
Joan Jett?
(ah dunno teh sawng…sry)
Oh mai – nao ai nust laff. Sublubliminiallee, ai mus hav been thinking Judy Collins all along!!! Ai hav bee tring to think ov it fur a long tiime.
cSmall – if yoo like this sort of thing – yoo should see if yoo can find it. ai havn’t herd in it MENEE years, but ai just lived it. The Annabel Lee, ai meen. Probably by Judy Collins.
musik therapy not wurkin.
Kitteh has eerwurm! Does not want!
I has eerwurm!!
Puff an Wun Tin Soljer duz it 2 meh. ah lyks Joanie, tho…
OK, Puff is gone, replaced by Wun Tin Soljer. Thank you so very much.
Don’t you hate an eerworum where you know you are skipping a verse? Its like a badly scratched record, repeeting teh chorus over and over…
Ai see yur Wun Tin Sojer an rayse yu……2 Lidl Bois! Ai has teh twin neffyus an yus to sing tihs to tehm wen tehy were teenytiny. Ai trys nao an it nawt so grate akchully – tehy’re 14!
GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
ah am so sorreeee!!!1!!!!!
tew…lidl…ack…ack…boi…s.
*twitchesawldedlike*
ZOMG!! Best EVAR:
Wun Tin Sojer by Me First an teh Gimme Gimmes!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zko_Kgcq3w
okie tehn we kn sing Kassles in teh Aer next!
Oar not…
watch owt hyoomin – lazer eeyz chargin!
kitteh singing along wif mush energy–bud he sings the heavy metal vershun.
Kitteh goes to elevvin.
hippeez?!?!? DO NOT WANT!!!!
Duz ennyeun remember teh old badges (buttons) taht used 2 say “Newcleer pwer ? No thanks!” Wiv the smiley sonneh faes?
Bein a gud punkkitteh I hads wun wiv “Agein Hippez? No thanks!”
Ai has to sai, ai has broaded mai outluk a lot sinz then. Agein Hippeez? Sum ov mai bes frenz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N3-obj0Xvk
for a perspective…
sing it agin an I’ll bunnee kick u wif mah foot heer!
Hoo dis purdee gurl in pikshur? ennyboddee noe? Is cheezfrend?
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee,
Lil Jackee Papur lurvzed dat raskul Puff,
N bringed himz streengs n Ceelingcat wax n ovver fancee stuffz. O
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee,
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee.
Togevver dey wood travl awn a boat wif bill-o sayl
Jackee kept a lukowt perchd awn Puff’s jy…gi…biggie tayl,
Nobl lions n cubses wood bow ware-air dey caym,
Py-rat shipz wood lowur dere flagz wen Puff roareded owt himz naym. O!
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee,
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee.
A dragun livz 4ever but nawt so lil kittehsL
Payntd weengz n giants reengs maye wai 4 ovver toyz.
1 grey nite it happend, Jackee Papur caym no moar
N Puff dat mytee dragun, him ceesded himz feerless roar.
Himz hed b bent n sorrow, green skaylz fel lyk rayn,
Puff no want 2 plai along teh cherree layn.
Wiffowt himz lyf-lawng lolfrend, Puff culd not b brayv,
So Puff dat mytee dragun sadle slipd n2 himz cayv. O!
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee,
Puff, teh majik dragun liveded bai teh C
N frolikd n teh awtum mist n a land calded Honah Lee.
Mai oldest sis didunt lyk to sad ending an ritted anuvver vurse bowt a gnu likl kiddiwink coming to plai wit Puff – ennee taykers?
yah……an teh lst verse of teh unicorm song…….hates it……so too sad……
can handlez teh tradshunal folkies sanwgz wher sumwun shootz sumwun wiff a “lonawng Blak Riffle” humunz shootin eech odder…noawt dat sad……
but animulz gettin teh hurtz….no like !
Dere a pikchur bohk awt nao wif dat endin…lil gurl (prawbublee Jakee Pahpurrs dawtur) kohms and maikz frenz wif Puff an ebreeting awl bettur. Stihl cawsus da teerz, but dey hapee tearz.
I fink dat’s a great ideer. I crai liek a sillee foo wen I heers Puff.
Wow, Patrick! yu are reely committed! Grate werk!
Also, tu Ambercat, I’d liek to heer the berse yu ritted.
Patrick. Hao doo yoo alwayz know to rite what wee ar awl longing to sea? Ai thank yoo veree mutch wif a liddle teer running down mai cheek.
Metallicat wantz 2 be singin hevvy metalz ’sted of folkies muzik.
***** Eeeeeexit lite!!! *****
off to never never land
*bobyerhed*
*bobyerhed*
iz just ta beasties
uner yer bed
in yer closet
IN YER HED!
Kitteh can plai gee-tahr well…himz has nachoorul piks.
Hao bout Alice’s Rest…Rist…Eetins Playc? Wayt 4 it 2 come rownd teh gee-tahr.
You can gets any cheezburger you wants … at Alcie’s Restyront.
JESUS CHRIST ITS A GUITAR……getta outta the house!
(Okay — I am rusty……gimme a few days and I will try to be phunny)
Dis wuz bery phunny tu mee! I lubs de whole meme. Maeks me laff eberytime! Good tu see yu gayla34
Oh Gayla – yoo don’t hav to trai!!! Yoo appharentlee can’t halp it!
ty LyP n Janet ;D) lolz
ok, i gib u noo song….wun taht iz muches bettr.
Hey! Fightin Tigers, fight all the way!
Hey! Fightin Tigers, win the game today!
You’ve got the know how, you’re doin’ fine,
Hold on to the ball, as you hit the wall,
And smash right through the line!
You’ve got to go for the touchdown, run up the score,
Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar!
Use all of your might as you fight tonight
And keep the goal in view!
Victory for LSU!
T…I…G…E…R…S…TIGERS!
so, Karen, which team are you REALLY rooting for????
itz nawt me! the kittehs r pullin 4 teh TYGERS!!! beeing feelien an awl…….
Geaux Tigers!!!
karen, i rooting for LSU 2, eben tho i lives in o-hi-o. no like buckeys. pew pew
*slinks off inta corner bfore buckeys thro tings at me*
I still tryin to figger owt USC gittin bowl gaym even tho dey wuz nokt awf da BCS aftur loozin furst gaym to non raytid teem….. An howcum Hawaii nawt git awn BCS poll eben tho dey undefeetid cuz dey has da awesum kwarterbak?!?!?
Ai hav toadalee given up traying to figure owt hoo goes where and why. It still maeks no sense to bee taht Teh Rose Bowl isn’t moast importat Bowl of awl – an ai am totally confoozled to see teh Universitee ov Mishigun playing sumwhere else.
It’s just NAWT RITE!! Goez against teh Lawz of Naychure!
Rose Bowl shuld be Arizona State and Michigan ebry year!
There!! lunarmommy, ai just NOOOO taht sumwhar we had a reel common grownd! Ai wud bring owt a big awld happee fayce fur yoo, but so far ai can awnlee doo opps, shock an twisted – nawt appropreeate fur heer!
Ooh, Karen, dere’s gonna be shiney Buckeyes rainin down on you hedd down dere in Nawlins tonite! Dey go Pew Pew Pew! as dey bownse off yer helmuts. Reel lolcats kno de truff, dat Bux will be vikt… vitcor….teh winnerz. (‘Cept my howse don’t hev no lolcats, hev lolparrots, loltortose, an teh loldog dat I wuz givn when I aksed for lolcat for birfday)
Dere b a cajin eetins playc neer mai werkz…dey has teh spicee nomnomnom gudness. Dey al Tigers fanz. Ai bet teh playc b wild last nite durin teh gaem
My goggie Penny used to grolwel at me if I sang. I found out one day wen I was sittin on teh floor an she had her chin on my leg, an teh song “Roxanne” came on the radio. I started singing along, an she razed her head, gave me a dirty look an grolwled. If peeples dint beleeved me, I could sing Roxanne with her neer me an she’d do it again. Sheesh! Everybody’s a critic.
RIP my Penny
well, “roxanne”…….wut u speck wif ur voyse?
We useded to has a kitteh (name of Felix) who wood jus bliss owt wenneber he herd Marilyn Horne rekordz. He wood strech owt in front of teh speekers and look as tho he wuz in Nirvana (teh plais, nawt teh rok group). He dint react to enny udder voyses or mewsik an we has neber had anudder kitteh hoo did dat.
well, Marilyn………wut yu speck wif her voyce?
*winkies @ karen*
Heer gozes my sisster karen , beein meen to me lyk allways. She prolly told Penny to growel at me.
*hangs head an sobbs*
on teh innerwebs yu can has a Placidomiguwan voyce…oar mebbe a ChresSmitheree voyce…
iz Karen ur sistah? (teh gud twin ProffessorDoctor)BeSmall iz mah sistah. She moastly lurks an lets meh ramble on too lawng….uh…wups…ramblin on agin!
Mebbee Penny thot yoo wuz howlin, an she wannid to howl wif her persun? Dat yoozhoolee why goggeez howl wen a purrsun seengin…
Aye wood sing Queen songs to ma Gussee goggee… He wood jus look happee…
no buddy had 2 tel penny to growel! she jus liek 2 show off hers teef whyle cleering her frote. it wuz her wai uv keeping evree one in lien. not a eezy jawb!
Mai gudness!! cratz and karen – sisterz!! Hoo noo???
Nao we haz four know pairz of sisers, rite? Teeter an Mizhizzyfitz, Yippie!! an Kitkay, cSmall an bSmall – ene moar out there???
Ai think taht iz so nice. Mai sister lukz at the pikchures, but she duzzent reed the commints. Tho when sumthing iz REELEE funnee – ai sumtiems maeks her reed them!!
Doo we hav ene brother pairs out there??? Please speek up!
Nao we needs teh fambly tree AND teh maps, to keep up wit hoos wher and hoos hoo!s
dere gonna be lotsa nuts on dis fambily tree, dats fur shur!
I missed awl dat! I axed bout Teeter a wile bak.
Mizhizzyfitz…ware iz Teeter???
Since DMarie izn’t doin ennyfing *giggle* mebee we cud hab a map ov ware we awl r? Dat wud b bery interesting.
Sowy if dis topic habs been tawked bout before. I musta missed it.
No – ai don’t think we hav. Tho maps hav been menshuned. But nao – i’m wondering. We know we hav wun mudder/sun (momcat an gascat)
Do we hav ene married peepl (ai meen to each otter – well – of corse to each otter.) Maybee iz too erlee? No cawfee yet.
Ai meen – peeple married to each otter hoo ar both commenting. There!! Oar antz/unklez wif nefyoos or neeces?
D Marie wunz sayed she thot it wud bee a bit. . .inhibiting to hav too menee cloase relatives bee heer. Ai think she may bee rite???? Wun wud maybee nawt feel kwtie so free to . . .hav sum martoonees? Dans in a chikkin soot?
Mai bunneh likes to heer me singin. We haf rehoisals an she streches owt awl comfee on da rug to lissen. We somewun hit a rong note, she shakez her eers!
Zski??? What hav ai missed??? yoo hav rehoisals? Yoo ar a singer??
Filfy hippee muzik will nut b tolraet’d!
howe can i hits the hi notes wit this dang thang on mai hed??!!
No moar Starwai 2 Hebben!
I can haz Kat Skrach FEVAR ?
GIMME DA NUGE !!
Nor Starwai to Fleaburd.
Oar Hairway to Steven.
Freebird!
*flicks lighter*
WOT IZZIT YU WANNA HEER??!!!!??
R yoo reddee to rawk? Aye caint heer yoo!
Aye still cant heer yoo!! R yoo… Aye caint heer yoo!!!
(Cuz Townshend is def…)
Mmm… freebird… nomnomnom.
Kitteh eez apolled by Grandpa’s Guitars!
Stairway… DENIED!
Fur us Oldies…
“Stairlift to Heaven”
by Led Zepplin
We B needin it!
Dargonz liv furevar, but nawt so littul boiz…
*sniffl*
joynes slythwolf. *sniffl*
Kitteh attemp play Gitar Heero=FAIL
Foke myoozik. Ur doin it rong.
Ai has no prawblem wit yu a-spyin a yunk mayden in joon, Ai jus doent see wy yu has to sing abowt it!
Terry Pratchett FTW!
(Butt wassntit a jung mayden in mai? Am beginin to worry bout mai OCD.)
hooray hooray the first of Mai … teh outdoor Erhrrrm — breedin’ begins today.
The censors will not be please with an under the table p—- shot
Yur mind, rodney – it interests mee!
O NOES! it iz stuk in mah hed nao!!
Coom Bah Yah, M’Lord, Coom Bah Yah!
ur playin sukkz
nao plz put it away
Howza bout Drag the Majik Puffin?
Yet anodder LOLZ fur the morning!!
LOOOOOL!
meelk keym outta my noes! O_o
I’z agree wif teh kittah. I haets Puff Majek Dragon 2.
hurt a cat is not funny.
AHHHHHH plz make it stop…….
Meh earz!! de ore bleeden!!
i dont get it,what does that mean?
Twa’z puff dat kiled teh kitteh