No moar Puff
Majek Dragon!
let teh kitteh play the guitar
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Halp! I is being squishded
an i iz being pumpkined!
Muahahaz. we has killd the kitteh.
Ur song hurts mah earz
Why No danzes? Mah feelings are hurted, doez cheez peeps not lyke meh.
it ar so difficultz to be not second.
Goez into teh corner :sniff sniff
nobody puts two_kittehs in teh corner!!!1!
comes bak two_kittehs! we lykes u n we dans fur yoo and congrad… congarat…r happee fur yur nawt-sekond poast!
wut dans yoo wants?
Thanks Kat that were funny, lets do a dragon danz that pcflamingo suggusted.
fanks muchez Kat, that are funneh. How about what the dragon danzes. I follows Pcf
sowee for double commentz. WP eated mah first comment
an then jus spitted it rite out again……..it dos that sum. :D)
“doin flAMINGo” dannz”
wheeee
ai weel du teh fansee panss danse from “durtee dansin’”, in awnor of t_k.
well ai…hadd…teh tyme uv mai laiff
an ai nevvur feeld dis wae beefoar!!
*twurls in floofee peach dress*
*run run run leeps into arms of…OOF!*
um, ai forgotted dat ai dun has secksee dansin’ partnur. leepin’ is nawt so gud dat way.
U cud go to teh nawty barn. Teh yung nekkid guy iz prolly dun wif teh ironin by now.
But… but… I *likes* ta iron! Izzn’t tehre sum other task young nekkid guy could do for me? Possibly involving ice cream?
I r a liddle late, but wif teh magik ov teh interwebs, I am heer to turn back tiem to infamousqbert’s danse.
Maistrow, if u plz…
well ai…hadd…teh tyme uv mai laiff
an ai nevvur feeld dis wae beefoar!!
*twurls in floofee peach dress*
*run run run leeps into arms of Romeow that liffs her ober hed liek she waz a fevver*
*Wild apaws, infamousqbert iz beaming, an Romeow izn’t braking a sweat*
*Romeow sets her down gently*
*Tehy paws fur a second to gaze into eech obers eyez.*
*Romeow nods*
*Infamousqbert smiles*
*Tehy finish teh danse fur two_kittehs*
Oh Romeow! Nao we know indeed wherefoar thou art Romeow!
Happee ending. An so romantical!
“Ov all sad werds ov tung or pen
teh saddest ar these - it mite hav been.”
An now - through ar own speshul majick - it IS.
yay!!!! fank yoo berry much romeow! dat was beeyootifull and maeks me feel MUCH less umbar…embearr…blushee..
*turns to infamousqbert*
*kisses her paw*
*turns to JCH4K*
*kisses her paw*
Fank yew, ladeez.
Teh pleshur habs been awl mine.
*slowly walks awai wif teh slightest swager*
*glances ober his shoulder, sees tehm standing next to eech over*
*slowly drops won eyelid into a wink*
*eech finks dat teh wink waz fur tehm…and mebee it waz*
Aw, pore 2kittehs! Ai groovs to teh lite patterns in mai hippychik kaftan for yu….
Fanks ambercat! That sounds groovy.
Dragon dance for not second!
STOMP, crush, STOMP
Crash, smoosh, crash
Or could do elegant Chinese Dragon Dance in honor of year of the Rat. A kitty dressed up as a dragon dancing for a Rat. Perfect.
Dragonz rules!
that sounds supah
An ai is a bit laet 4 teh dans but awards joo teh Lawrel reeth ov excellens 4 joo to ware
(or to sitz bak on whils joo cum up wiv next scorcher)
Yesh! I like teh Dragon Danse for nawt-sekund!
High-low-high-low,
back-and-forth, back-and-forth,
Lunge!
(grabs munny paket in teefs, scares off eeeevil spirrits)
Oh, noes!!
I sowwy, two_kittehs….I juss cudden tink uff a good dants fur dis wun an hoped dat sumwun else wud!!
Glad too see dants has cummenst.
Thanks cheez peeps I ar back and dancing with Uz!
I were not really sad, well Ok a liddel bit, I akshully were doing my hillkitteh impressionz!
Oh two_kittehs - Yoo ar so rite - it IZ difficultz being nawt second - an yoo roze byootifully to teh occashun. But nex time (an it will come) yoo must just hav a liddle moar payshunz!
Ai had wun bak awn “The Raven” (tho sumwun else showed up az reel nawt second a couple ov hours layter!!) - but still - Ai posted at 1:03, an no wun started a danse until 3:27!!
(Corse, ai went bak to bed, so ai din’t notice!!!) An ai ended up wif a falbulolso danse!! complete wif Kathleen an Onceajynx in in chikkin outfitz!!
OH!!!! hillkitteh impreshunz!!! ai getz it!! But ai reelee reellee liek hillkitteh an am sorree taht she be sad.
JCH4K U is so wise.
I does not dislyke hillkitteh at all, may she can be a comeback kitteh
we’ll seez
I don’t wanta go to teh land of Hanna Lei!
Fortunately in Lolcat world, it doesn’t matter taht I misspelled Honali…. lyrics for teh curious are at
http://www.tinyurl.com/2ya859
Oh D Marie. Hav we come to this? Hav we reelee rellee come to this???
Can there reellee be peeple heer hoo duzznt know awl the werds to “Puff, teh Majik Dragon.”
Izzit troo tehn??? We ar *gasp* reelee anteeks???
nawt at awl! Tehy jus hasunt had a proper edumacayshun! Imajin nawt lernun “Puff, teh Majik Dragon”! Wot did tehy sing insted?!
Mai kwestchun eggascktlee!!
Land o sarah lee maybe.
nomnomnomnom! Wun skool Ai tort at teh hedteecher wus cawled sarah lee, Ai lyked to imajin her offiss wuz full ob creem cayks…
Nobodee dusn’t like sarah lee…ceptin Chuck Norris…an an offiss full ob creem cayks sounds liek delishus! Win!
Mwwilliams - I gots to ask this… Are you my Momma?
Maybe your Daddy, but not your Momma. Sorry.
Taystee snaks fur all.
I hadda ask, cuz you have Momma’s initials/name… and I could hear her saying that. An at least one other time you made teh commint she wooda made, too. It was kinda weerd, ya know?
One of the small side effects of only sons raised by single mothers. Dis dam imbeded moverly portole to da wurld. Welcome to the world of tomorrow.
But mwwilliams - eben if yoo ar D Marie’s Daddy an nawt her Momma, yoo ar still noo heer, ai think. Or mabee nawt noo - just lurking? Becuz ai don’t remembur yur nayme -
So - if ai am rite, may ai extend the floofee paw ov welcome to Yoo? Yur commint maed mee LOLZ! Ai had furgotten the lufflee land o’ sarah lee!
Who’s ur Daddeh?
Stop ‘pickin’ on me!
*fasepaw*
Briliantz, many cheezburgs fo yew.
tank u mww! i luvz cheezburgurz!!!!
i thinked itts swell!
Brilliant cap-shun. Iz liked itt immensley.
Kitteh hayt hippeh muzik!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Kitteh will be like John Belooshi in Animal House:
grabs guitar,
smooshes it,
gifs back broken bits . . .
sez “Sorry.” (but duzn’t meen it)
“I gave my love a chicken…”
*SMASH*!
*BASH*!
*CRASH*!
furst i thowt taht sed “i gave my love to a chicken”
bedtime, i fink…
Nawt taht tehr’s annytin rong wit dat…
er….
Oh SJ - ai’m so glad yur bak! I’m gonna liv furever at this rate!
House in my naybahood has kittehs an chickens (in fensed yard). Kitteh alwaiz tryin to sneek up on chickens even tho chickens mush bigger then kittehs. Then when kitteh gets within pouncing distance, big floofy rooster chases him awai. Fail!
Kitteh rememburs wut John Belushi did 2 gitar playur in Aneemul Howse, will soon follo soot.
GMTA!
Ai agry wit kitteh. No not want Puff.
Make it stop! MAAAAAAAAAKE IT STOP I’ZE BEGGIN U!!!!
Remynds me uv teh folk musik scare uv teh 60s!
I like folk mewsic… I like Puff…. I no like amateurs thinkin that becawse it is folk music you dont need talent to do it.
*goes away to listen to Kingston Trio and Pete Seeger*
I jus botted a reelee ole PP & M album (now in CD)…yu yunggins doan no what yu ar missis….gud musik, kiddz!
sorry, I meant “missin”
Foke moosic best fur lernin to play gittar…. 3 cords, berree ez wuns…
Aye has cassette tayp uv Paul Stookee. He berree talented an funnee aloan! Aye needs ta mek it a mp3 fur teh modurn lissnin….