hay seelin cat! seelin cat!
i go to storr. you wants anyfin?
ceiling cat request dis plant so he can climbs down
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a artychowke, a beenbag, a chayre cushun, a dachsund on a bun…
elleefunkle form behynd drawed on a rubbah glub, fyrlyters, garden hose…
a hambergurr (wit cheez on eet), an isotope, a jeegsaw puzle
A kite, some leggos, an a manatee.
Teh beetulz wyte ahlbum an’ teh hed uv alfraydo garseeuh
(a kite, some legos, an a mantee from Miss Dawn)
a neutrophil, a oxygen, a piano…
a quagga, a reticulum, a sizemograph…
a anchovy pizza, pink fuzzy slippers, a reciprocatin saw
a question mark, tung depressors, a ungulate ……
a valium, a wattamellon, a X-mas present………..
a yello shirt anna zebra!
Hello eberybuddy, ai is BACK!!!
Happy Newt Yeer!
Ohhhh!!! SJ!! SJ!!! We hav missed yoo! And waht a Ta DAHHHH! triumphant return!
schrodingers bocks
marshmeowlows
a catnip sooflay
tuna smoothies
a hug
a forevar home
roofing shingles
another cheezburger
juss wun ting, pweeze.
Winnun lottereh ticket.
kthxbai.
Hey SJ! Grate to see yu - NAO WHER’S YU HID TEH YUNG NEKKID GY?!
Ambercat said she thot YOO had him - an taht wuz why yoo haz been gone!
hai SJ! berry happee to see yoo bak! hao’s ebbry fing?
And a partri-i-ige inna pare treeeee!
I lubs dis list! sumwun shud compile it and keep it sumware! (ha! sum sooperfunneh- manatee! reciprocating saw! ungulate! and the most touching- a forever home)
Yu gais are brilliant jeeni- genee- bery smarts peeple! Fanks foar meking mai dai!
ai wantz sum figgle faggle (know nutz), lemon marang pi, ribz, an sum mrables. Don forgot de mochy supalicshus latte venti frum da Barstu… da Stabs.. da fancee coppee shop.
with kafawfa on the top?
hoep yu awl preeshiates tihs commet - Ai got bumped off teh innerweb cos ob it! Hallo Halp Desk? Ai can has mai innerweb bak nao? Ai prawmiss nawt to plai awn ICHC in werktym agin (at leest; nawt git cort plain awn ICHC…)Kthxbai
Aww, Ambercat, ai hopes it was nawt teh menshun of teh yung nekkid guy taht gawt you suspendered. Ai has been takin care of him, in teh snowy cold mowntins, it was minus 18 senty grade so ai had to wrap him inna blankie. An ai had a clows persnl encownter with a piglet (local tradishun apparruntlee).
wussit a piggee inna blankie (wit teh Yung Nekkid Gy)? Musta been cosie…
Piggie WAS inna blankie, but wuz wiv a fat Awstreean guy. Apparruntlee is good luk to stroke heem (teh piggie, nawt teh fat Awstreean) at Noo Yeer. Butt, den it is awlso tradishunul to eet pork on Noo Yeers Day, so is obviously nawt so lukky for teh piggie.
Was bery kewt piggie ackshully, cud has fewcher in moddellin.
Piggee awlreddy dus teh modellin; fore teh drorins on teh CHRG (amember, Ai can oenlee do teh elleefunkle form Bhyn and teh smylee piggee fayces…
Ahhhh - ai FORT ai recknognised him!!
cSmall - taht wuz sum nawt-second celerybrahun - a shopping trip ov joi!!! Congatz awn a brillyun pik up!
tank yu.
i can has a hole in mah cowt - iz gowin chopin 4 a anorak, a baythin soot(’cause it’s Junuary heer), a cotton hat, noo drawers…
an elaztic hed band, a fuzzy swedder, a (nite) gown. . .
a hankerchif, a igloo, a jakintehboks…
a pincushin, a stachoo ub Liburtee, a singul rayzin…
We losted our alfalabetical order!
Ahem: a ken doll, sum lemmenade, a (bag of) M & M s, …
a (young) nekkid guy, an okapi, a peese of gumm…
a TreeClimber fur the kittehs, a UV lite fur mai awl 60’s poasters, an a noo wristwatch. . .
Srry - ai cudda sworn tehre waz a q, r, s there. What, ai wunder, did ai think ai saw??
*ahem*
quince jelly, a ram (sheeptype), a soapstonebox. . .
if enebuddy coms along, x, y & a z will finish this babbeh off. . .
A xylofone, yeti repellent, and a zebra-floof pillow, pleez.
…sum X-ray specs, a yellow-belly sapsucker, an sum zero gravity.
Taaah daaaah!!!
x-ray plates for CCC, yogurt, and….the famli was helpin and said zebra cookies (said kitteh would like) and zinc and zoloft. Not so much help, acktualy.
and this paddle ball game!!!
and that’s ALL I NEED!!!!
noo battureez foar mah handycam, so i can watchz u wen i sleepz.
Do Ceiling Cat need to sleep?
He duzzint need to, but he sleepz ennyway so’s he kin be moar of a gud ecksampul to hiz kitteh flock.
wel sed, BG. seelin cat dozzint needz teh sleep, butt seelin cats a cat, nd sleepun iz wut cats do best, speshully sleepun on teh joab.
yoo waznts me to renchoo a moobie?
no. seelin kat got lots moar intresting tings to watch
ladder, pls - HALP !!!
hallooo pink floofy troll!
hehehehehe Stend - yu has teh funnee!
yeah; get me Ayrplayn or Bayb or Charleeantehchoklitfactree…
or Daredebil oar ET oar teh Fiff Elemint ….
(Ambercat ai tink u has started a noo game!)
Teh Gradutate oar Hallobeenz 1thru H2O oar Ice Pyratez…
oar Joomangee oar Kikkin an Screemin oar Leerics an Moosik oar Da Misht oar…
B, Double E, Double R, U, N, Beer Run!!!
Big gaym on tonite. I fly, yu buy! Go Bucks!
O! H! I! O!
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shirley seeling cat is pulling 4 LSU……Tygrs.
Charjurs wun, so I is sated fur da week. [smile]
Seez if u can fin some poor suker to be my sub. Pointy ends sore an tired from da hangin on. I needs a brake anna beer.
ceiling cat: o hai, i can has cheezburger? in bucket plz!
nebber byu fud taht coms in a bukkit - just sain. Kthxbai
Kitty needs moar food from store??
I can has some popkonr? tihs show is awsumm
Loaf uv bread, container uv milk, and uh stick uv budder.
kthxbai