hay seelin cat! seelin cat!
i go to storr. you wants anyfin?
ceiling cat request dis plant so he can climbs down
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a artychowke, a beenbag, a chayre cushun, a dachsund on a bun…
elleefunkle form behynd drawed on a rubbah glub, fyrlyters, garden hose…
a hambergurr (wit cheez on eet), an isotope, a jeegsaw puzle
A kite, some leggos, an a manatee.
Teh beetulz wyte ahlbum an’ teh hed uv alfraydo garseeuh
(a kite, some legos, an a mantee from Miss Dawn)
a neutrophil, a oxygen, a piano…
a quagga, a reticulum, a sizemograph…
toi trayn, underwer, violin…
wick (foar candles), xylofone, yak meat, an a zukini
wao, we finish!
a anchovy pizza, pink fuzzy slippers, a reciprocatin saw
a question mark, tung depressors, a ungulate ……
a valium, a wattamellon, a X-mas present………..
a yello shirt anna zebra!
Hello eberybuddy, ai is BACK!!!
Happy Newt Yeer!
Ohhhh!!! SJ!! SJ!!! We hav missed yoo! And waht a Ta DAHHHH! triumphant return!
schrodingers bocks
marshmeowlows
a catnip sooflay
tuna smoothies
a hug
a forevar home
roofing shingles
another cheezburger
juss wun ting, pweeze.
Winnun lottereh ticket.
kthxbai.
Hey SJ! Grate to see yu – NAO WHER’S YU HID TEH YUNG NEKKID GY?!
Ambercat said she thot YOO had him – an taht wuz why yoo haz been gone!
hai SJ! berry happee to see yoo bak! hao’s ebbry fing?
And a partri-i-ige inna pare treeeee!
I lubs dis list! sumwun shud compile it and keep it sumware! (ha! sum sooperfunneh- manatee! reciprocating saw! ungulate! and the most touching- a forever home)
Yu gais are brilliant jeeni- genee- bery smarts peeple! Fanks foar meking mai dai!
ai wantz sum figgle faggle (know nutz), lemon marang pi, ribz, an sum mrables. Don forgot de mochy supalicshus latte venti frum da Barstu… da Stabs.. da fancee coppee shop.
with kafawfa on the top?
hoep yu awl preeshiates tihs commet – Ai got bumped off teh innerweb cos ob it! Hallo Halp Desk? Ai can has mai innerweb bak nao? Ai prawmiss nawt to plai awn ICHC in werktym agin (at leest; nawt git cort plain awn ICHC…)Kthxbai
Aww, Ambercat, ai hopes it was nawt teh menshun of teh yung nekkid guy taht gawt you suspendered. Ai has been takin care of him, in teh snowy cold mowntins, it was minus 18 senty grade so ai had to wrap him inna blankie. An ai had a clows persnl encownter with a piglet (local tradishun apparruntlee).
wussit a piggee inna blankie (wit teh Yung Nekkid Gy)? Musta been cosie…
Piggie WAS inna blankie, but wuz wiv a fat Awstreean guy. Apparruntlee is good luk to stroke heem (teh piggie, nawt teh fat Awstreean) at Noo Yeer. Butt, den it is awlso tradishunul to eet pork on Noo Yeers Day, so is obviously nawt so lukky for teh piggie.
Was bery kewt piggie ackshully, cud has fewcher in moddellin.
Piggee awlreddy dus teh modellin; fore teh drorins on teh CHRG (amember, Ai can oenlee do teh elleefunkle form Bhyn and teh smylee piggee fayces…)
Ahhhh – ai FORT ai recknognised him!!
cSmall – taht wuz sum nawt-second celerybrahun – a shopping trip ov joi!!! Congatz awn a brillyun pik up!
tank yu.
i can has a hole in mah cowt – iz gowin chopin 4 a anorak, a baythin soot(’cause it’s Junuary heer), a cotton hat, noo drawers…
an elaztic hed band, a fuzzy swedder, a (nite) gown. . .
a hankerchif, a igloo, a jakintehboks…
a pincushin, a stachoo ub Liburtee, a singul rayzin…
We losted our alfalabetical order!
Ahem: a ken doll, sum lemmenade, a (bag of) M & M s, …
a (young) nekkid guy, an okapi, a peese of gumm…
a TreeClimber fur the kittehs, a UV lite fur mai awl 60’s poasters, an a noo wristwatch. . .
Srry – ai cudda sworn tehre waz a q, r, s there. What, ai wunder, did ai think ai saw??
*ahem*
quince jelly, a ram (sheeptype), a soapstonebox. . .
if enebuddy coms along, x, y & a z will finish this babbeh off. . .
A xylofone, yeti repellent, and a zebra-floof pillow, pleez.
…sum X-ray specs, a yellow-belly sapsucker, an sum zero gravity.
Taaah daaaah!!!
x-ray plates for CCC, yogurt, and….the famli was helpin and said zebra cookies (said kitteh would like) and zinc and zoloft. Not so much help, acktualy.
and this paddle ball game!!!
and that’s ALL I NEED!!!!
noo battureez foar mah handycam, so i can watchz u wen i sleepz.
Do Ceiling Cat need to sleep?
He duzzint need to, but he sleepz ennyway so’s he kin be moar of a gud ecksampul to hiz kitteh flock.
wel sed, BG. seelin cat dozzint needz teh sleep, butt seelin cats a cat, nd sleepun iz wut cats do best, speshully sleepun on teh joab.
yoo waznts me to renchoo a moobie?
no. seelin kat got lots moar intresting tings to watch
ladder, pls – HALP !!!
hallooo pink floofy troll!
hehehehehe Stend – yu has teh funnee!
yeah; get me Ayrplayn or Bayb or Charleeantehchoklitfactree…
or Daredebil oar ET oar teh Fiff Elemint ….
(Ambercat ai tink u has started a noo game!)
Teh Gradutate oar Hallobeenz 1thru H2O oar Ice Pyratez…
oar Joomangee oar Kikkin an Screemin oar Leerics an Moosik oar Da Misht oar…
B, Double E, Double R, U, N, Beer Run!!!
Big gaym on tonite. I fly, yu buy! Go Bucks!
O! H! I! O!
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shirley seeling cat is pulling 4 LSU……Tygrs.
Charjurs wun, so I is sated fur da week. [smile]
Seez if u can fin some poor suker to be my sub. Pointy ends sore an tired from da hangin on. I needs a brake anna beer.
ceiling cat: o hai, i can has cheezburger? in bucket plz!
nebber byu fud taht coms in a bukkit – just sain. Kthxbai
Kitty needs moar food from store??
I can has some popkonr? tihs show is awsumm
Loaf uv bread, container uv milk, and uh stick uv budder.
kthxbai
old skool Sesame Street FTW!
yes momma, Ai amember!
I can has swiffer duster? Teh cobwebs up heer be huge…
ceiling cat wants contruhband lolrus bukkit.
not-ceiling-cat will haf to go to blak markit.
343GuitySpark!!! Yoo ar bak too!!!! Soon ai will bee kwite faint frum awl this joi!
yesh, i hav returnd. had nuhfin funnee too say for long tiem. but i ar indeed bak.
i mite not say anyfin for a wile just cuz collij is hard werk. and i’m runnin owt of funnee.
hehe, ceiling cat not up der,
n i iz not goin 2 storr,
Oh how ’bout some catnip chips and Tuna Beer! Gotta haz snack wif the big game….
Hey you up dere, keep it down!
http://www.wannasmile.com
I can heer *ebberyting* dat goez awn up der.
An I meens *ebberyting!!*
Yikes!
wair the brum to bang on seeling?
oh – dat wont werk.
ai hab no oposabel thums.
KWYYYYYY-IIIIIIT!!
I tink a liddel hart-felt catterwaullin wil git de poynt akroxx kwite sukks suxx . . . kwite well . . .
a cow as white as milk
a cape as red as blood
a hair as yellow as corn
a slipper as pure as gold!
Pegataur, what uz gonna do wif all dat? If seelin cat wear da cape, it hand down in da peeps faces an gibers away da presetns of Ceilin Cat. N’ how uz gonna getz a cow up der?
For dummies like moi, may we haz ref pleez? Maybe wez unnerstan better dat wai.
The musical “Into the Woods” by Steven Sondheim.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Woods
Aye sure da linky explains, but 4 da lazy peeps:
We get jack’s (ub da beanstalk) cow adn feeds it
liddle red riding hood’s cape
repunzles hair adn
cinderella’s slipper
we milks da cow, da witch drinks da milk, adn
DA SPELL IS BROKEN!! we can has babeh!
Ai tells mai sister; she’s tryin verree hard fore a behbeh but its nawt werkin. Her lidl boi keeps aksing her to maek a behbeh in her tummee, she ses carnt maek wun her tummee so goin to choos a speshul wun insted…
Bring me these
Before the chime
Of midnight,
In three day’s time,
And you shall have,
I guarantee,
A child as perfect
As child can be.
Rumplestiltskin?
Into the Woods?
Lubs dat play! wuz mai firstest not disney musical Aye eber heard. so many good lines:
(After Cinderella tells her prince hubby she knows he wuz cheatin’)
Prince: Aye wuz razed to be charming, not sincere.
(Baker adn wife are blaming each other for losing da cow)
Witch: Who cares?! The cow is gone! Get it back!
(After da townspeeps won’t let Jack be killed by da giant’s wife)
Yoor so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice. I’m not good I’m not nice I’m just right!
Into the wuds, fur da win!
Into the woods Rocks!!
Dat remines me uv mai daddy’s riddel: (Lolspeak off)
In marble halls as white as milk
Lined with hangings soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors there are to this stronghold,
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
(Lolspeak on) Whuddizit?
A eyug?
Like
“A box wivout hingis, kee oar lid,
yet goolden treshur insied is hid.”
Yu gots it!
yea fe, gets me a bungee and some crrrunchees! fanks alot fefe
seelin cat: jus’ ladder pleez!
Ceeling cat dont need no steenkin latter!
steeming latte, tho…
hmmmmmmm 16 ownz mokka wif extry spresso. . .
Enebuddy can tell ai am missing Teho??
War he bee?
Taaaaaaaaaaaay-ho. Tay-ay-ay-ho.
lolcats come and we wunder where yoo be
Hey mister Tay-ho man capshun me sum lolpics
(lolcats come and we wunder where yoo be)
We miss ur witty kommintz bowt IKEA an fizziks
(lolcats come and we wunder where yoo be)
Banana Boat Song FTW!
ai wuz juss finkin bowt Teho dis weekend.
Aye gess he bizzy wif da kittehs an da CO site…. R he in luv wif da temperaree bak prittee kitteh Abby. Well, he postid finlee yesseday, furstee tiem since Xmas eev…..
yesseday – heer?? Ai missed it.
jch4k, i dont tink teho posted here. his blog has a new entry and realllll cute video of abby kitty. wishes he wud come back here. he berry funne
itz me margaret.
Sooper WIN!!!
Joodee Bloom FTW!
yeah, some flash drives…gittin rid of all these vcr tapes..not enuff room up here
O Great Ceiling Cat who art in the ceiling I ar going to spread Ur message to all the kittehs of the world that U iz our one true sabior
Ceiling kat iz omnish, onmych, knows evrythin. Ceiling kat can has powrs of thot to levitayt wtevr he wantz to teh seelin. Cheezbrgr iz goin up nao.
Wazz teh poynt; ULL onlee eet dehm on teh wai hoam?
An happee nu yeer wun an awl!!
and paws4thot – nao yoo ar bak too – rite wehn yoo said yoo wud bee. Ai will sleep well tonite!
And Happee Noo Yeer to yoo, too!
Late but hartfelled: Happy Noo Jear to All da lolfrenz and eberybody eberywear. Maybe, maybe, maybe dis da Year of da Whirled Peas? If seeling cat be omnivor…knoz eberting maybe s/he can tell us. Dis finally da year? I does whirrled peas dance jus in case. Dis dangerous dance. Join in only if uz gotz one ob da lass gud healf plans on eart. Yuz mus hop into whirlpool wearin green and den….? Anyway, dis be better year jus cuz I founded juz all.
Ar dantes ar verree powerful indeed. Sumtiem bak, wee did a rayne dants fur Georgia – an it rained sum the verree next day!!! Ai herd it awn the news!
Ceiling Cat!! I has complaints!!!!!
when I haz waited patiently for years to become the Presidentcat why haz U let the upstart kitteh win. I haz more experience in getting cheezburgers
Oh Ceiling please to be helping me to win the nomnomshun of the democat parteh.
I meant to say oh Ceiling Cat, sowee for teh typo
nyoro~n…
Great one!
Ceiling Cat requests new binoculars and a King Size package of Chips…kthxbai!
and sum nite vishun goggles
Ay tawt yoo sed nite vishun goggies! LOL!
Ceelin cat has himz own goggies?
Ceiling cat haz hims own goggies and peepuls 2 and obcourse hims own kittehs.
Jus land on mee! Ai cushin tha fawl.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Wif yur byootiful floofy tail!
A big screen teebee so ai can wach teh LSU Tigers win teh Nashunul Champonship. An sum beer an sum chips and sum whuac….whackuh….avocato dip.
Hmm… not sure I like this one
Cornetto!
*snerk*
Ai went 2 see Hot Fuzz…Ai wuz teh onlee person in teh hole feeatur dat lafft at dis lyne!
Nutella and cawffee, PLZ
Uh… somfin tu get mee down frum da seeling, mebbe?
Dagnabbit…. jump Fearless Freep!
Wuz anybutty reminded ov dis songs? Anywonz at aw?
Sea Lion woman
She drinks coffee
She drinks tea
And we’re so cold
Sea Lion woman
Dressed in red
Smile at the man when you wake up in his bed
Sea Lion woman
Dressed in black
We got the man then stab him in his back
anyfin? no, i wanna whole fish!
I nead a dubbl cheezbrgr, an’ hold de lettus.
don’be frontin son, no seedz on da bun.
Yay I wan whriled peas . . . vizualise it!
“Cornetto.”
See Shaun of the Dead.
how bout sum gogglez!
CEILING CAT WANT MOAR PANCAKES!!! N SYRUP N BUTTAH!!! NOM NOM NOM…
Mah kitteh be jumpeen from deh seelin wen I be goin to teh basement, and I be yellin “OMG, I FINDED TEH SEELIN KITTEH, IT BE IN MAH HOUSE”.
[Ceiling kitteh's story, we be finding her on the street and bringing her home until we be finding her a good home.
Ceiling kitteh is special kitty.]
i seelin kitteh
i haz get a cheezburger? k, thx
KittehNinja nids egs. Lotz nd lotz uv egs. But it ar sekret, so hushy hush.