Comments on: momcat…

By: SlytherinJen76

SlytherinJen76 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:15:30 +0000

teenayj kitteh sez “Ai lurnd it bai wacheeng yoo!” win askd hao nip got der

By: twinkie

twinkie — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:48:34 +0000

Yeah Ai want da madicanol onez! they make u happeh! dam dat alkeehawl!

By: Bizarro

Bizarro — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:31:59 +0000

Sgaggy kat sayz: Liek, zoinks, man!

By: rommiow

rommiow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:14:46 +0000

foar nyne grands adn den ny lawts moar nipz

By: rommiow

rommiow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:09:39 +0000

hims were coldieez aftur tenys practiss sew i lowned it to hims. ONIST! MAMAN YU KNOWZ I OWNLY DOEZ AT HOMEZ WIF YU ADN DADY wen yu letz meh and i nawt goin owt oar drivings oar nuffingz aims sew shure, wy i would do dat. yu hab maybe sum cookees oar gushees oar dumfeengz, ai hundrees frum tenys nau.

By: rommiow

rommiow — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:53:00 +0000

no mama, it wore a frrrenz, who borrowd my furrrr

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:36:40 +0000

Harsheesh?

By: Bunnyodoom

Bunnyodoom — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:48:45 +0000

if you don’t feed your cats catnip who will?

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:32:43 +0000

naw, whe juss gud aktor, (hawnest, I no is pothead)

although it ees tru dat yu shuld nawt trust a tenor saxamaphone, they is teched een da head!

By: Alex Wells

Alex Wells — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:26:08 +0000

If you don’t talk to your cats about catnip, who will?

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:57:21 +0000

i donut no hao 2 du taht. mebee tihs hyoomin duznt eeder.

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:47:53 +0000

Or church camp. Mebbe bofe.

Dis pickshur bring back happee memrees of mai misspent yooth.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:41:50 +0000

Rollin Stoned FTW.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:38:16 +0000

Meet u at IHOP, 3heathens!

*forward, bak, won, tew, free*

Oh forget dat. I hungry!

*runs to IHOP*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:32:43 +0000

Momcat, sowy u r so lergic to eberyfing.
I onwee lergic to sum fings, an iz nawt so grate akshully.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:29:26 +0000

Oooo, dat waz bery gud, Momcat.

U reely let meh hab it! Eber u r a bery gud actor, or u hab herd it or said it before.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:46:05 +0000

Yesh.

I tink is unspoken etiquette rule.

Dees rules. Dey cum and go so qwicklee.

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:45:03 +0000

** cue da green monsta in da mirra**!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:42:33 +0000

pur gascat- himz gotz momcat dat ‘lergic to almos eberfing, Iz two dang cleanz!…… awl I canz du iz tellz himz theata storiez……. (lik I saidz abov- mai frenz wud neber let me tri anyfing “oh uz two yung-” wellz I samez age az dem!)

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:37:36 +0000

uh huh…….
n uz trustd dat tenor saxamaphone! uz naow bedda den dat!
shesh! nex fing I nao- uz be lettn a picamalo gibz u a baggie ub da whit powda n telln u iz babi powda tu hold- whil da flashi lightz peepz be comin!
silliz gascat!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:29:15 +0000

zo’kai-
lawng az himz sharz……..( Iz greu upz in da ’70’s n waiz n theata- butz neber akshowly indulgeded. Sumfin ’bout beein teeny tiny n lukin lik a 8th gradr n college madez udder peepz berri curumspect ‘rond meiz- nobodiez gab me nuffin wenz I was in colleadge!– I finks I misseded owt on sumfin……)

akshowly iz da HOMEWURK dat waz du las week dat I fins unda da bed dat mak meiz howl……..

momcat

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:13:11 +0000

nao i haz to sell teh gitar hero game i bowt you on ebay.

By: Deacon Blues

Deacon Blues — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:00:33 +0000

fum yuz, okeh? iz lern it fum watchin yuz! (slams kitteh-door)

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:56:48 +0000

wel, as long as it wasn’t teh pron stash she found! whew!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:42:15 +0000

PS – I luv yur gayme – but ai don’t yet hav it figured out! Lukz prettee even wif 0 score!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:37:37 +0000

What yoo say iz troo, Amadeus – but there bee also a couple ov otters – maybee they nawt know? Iz pawssibul. It certainlee iz wun ov the thingz AI dint used to know – an ai am shure taht ai hav a knowlege yet to gain.

Skwerl iz a reelee nice purrson – an has a sweet liddle site. Maybee – just duzznt know?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:32:34 +0000

An ai will danz wif two_ktittehs and Kathleen an everbuddy to both ov these wunnerful songz.

Ai can see awl the pritte colored lites . . .an teh mewsik is stranjlee – stranj – deep – awl teh instrumentz – so cleer . . .an ai am swerlin and twerling . . .an teim is slowing down. . .an – ai think ai haz teh munchiez. gigglolz.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:06:15 +0000

lol! I haz dat kind uv day too, kitteh!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:05:06 +0000

It iz fur hubbee! Yuk! Ravver he smok da nip dan drink da drynkipoo…. Well, wunce in a wile iz ok, but nawt ebree day fur stress releef!

Look hao gud it destresses a kitteh…. like dey gawts NE stress…..

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:03:00 +0000

Urg, wood lurve IHOP, but jus gawt bak frum 2 Guys Frum Italee, OMG full uv good Taleeyen noms…. Soooooooo full! Naptiem nao, yes?

An IHOP iz a liar!!! Dat plays iz mayd uv lath an plastrr, nawt pancayks…. an nawt eben nashunal, musch less innernashunal! Hubbe sez, no, iz Hows uv Innernashunal Pankayks. I sez, ok, but whut IZ innernashunal cayk?

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:42:32 +0000

*gasp!!!*

Romeow! U lyk harbest pannycaeks tu?? AI LUBBBBS dem! Unfor… enfursh… uhm…. mai famblee lykes Dennies moar dan teh IHOP, oh woew iz mii…..

Les go tu IHOP!!

*bunneh hopz tu IHOP*

By: julyisthebestmonth

julyisthebestmonth — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:32:02 +0000

silleh mee: referens alreddy gibben at top of page.

Note: bof kittehs has simyular markings. Is nip dippin kitteh adult offspring who is still libing wif momcat, reluktant to git job?

By: julyisthebestmonth

julyisthebestmonth — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:17:37 +0000

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-ho0megrown-at-her-place/

abov iz ebidense ob kitteh who noes ware best stuff iz

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:12:45 +0000

Mai fowts egg zakly!

By: lourdesmont

lourdesmont — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:29:16 +0000

When Eye wuz beebah-sittyn mah fren’s kittehs, herz wuz sellin’ her hooman condo. Herz had a HOOGE stash of kitty-nippies in teh freezer. Teh baggie wunnit laybelled. I wuz allus ‘frayd Eye wuz gonna go tu jayl iffen dey founded teh stash and taut et wuz for teh hoomans -n- not teh kitties.

Stashes.

Ya gotz tu watch whair ya putz dem!

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:02:21 +0000

*puplick annownsa voyce-ovah*
Tihs iz ur kitteh……Tihs iz ur kitteh on drux

By: Simpson

Simpson — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:47:03 +0000

mah wintah supplies

let me show u dem

By: philene

philene — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:42:13 +0000

tyme for inturvenshun

By: EClairL

EClairL — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:41:11 +0000

We not mad … we jus terribly dissapoynted…

By: miss foots

miss foots — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:40:36 +0000

shee goze runnin to teh shelter of her momcats liddul helper….

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:36:53 +0000

Oooh, u in so much trubles nao, li’l kitn

U goin to milatarey skoo!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:19:32 +0000

(instant asshole flooid, that is . . . )

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:06:05 +0000

souns lyke a plan.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:49:03 +0000

IAF FTW!!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:43:33 +0000

yessss, foar mai mad-as-an-owl porpoises

By: xtine

xtine — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:37:54 +0000

is not mine, i swearz

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:29:25 +0000

Mmmmm…ihop harvest pancaekees! Teh cormbred wons r gud nom nom, tew.
Can u tell Iz hungry hungry kitteh?

By: Kermette (IRL)

Kermette (IRL) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:22:14 +0000

Jack, you has much win and awsum.
Reedin ure haikoos alwais maiks me happeh

By: falco

falco — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:19:33 +0000

Catnipz contaynur
so titely put awn, Kitteh
luze piece uf mind nao.

By: pb

pb — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:17:51 +0000

sure, but later we is gonna want chheezburgers. an freyes an chocilit kake an pickles an maybeee layt nite trip to ihop.