momcat…
…HAS FOUND UR STASH
but rly, iz it hoem groan?
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I will trade nips fur sum cheezburgers
uz nawt secund! i wuz secund, but dat meenz i gets to danse for u! wat kine’ danse is gud for a kitteh whoze abowt to git verreh happee?
I tink i jus waves mai armz and luks at da preddy colors. pichur urself awn a bowt awn a rivvr….
59th Street Bridge Song!
(still on teh hippee myoosik i gess…)
lol, yes! luvs dat one. such a happee sawng. badaba DAH buh DAH buh FEEEELINN GROOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *skip! hawp! twurl!*
lol, mai momma wuld be so praud. she wuz SUCH da hippee bak in da dai.
Sgaggy kat sayz: Liek, zoinks, man!
Lucy in the sky with diamonds..
I ar dansing with Uz thanks idbih.
ooo…good song…I’ll dants too dat!
An ai will danz wif two_ktittehs and Kathleen an everbuddy to both ov these wunnerful songz.
Ai can see awl the pritte colored lites . . .an teh mewsik is stranjlee – stranj – deep – awl teh instrumentz – so cleer . . .an ai am swerlin and twerling . . .an teim is slowing down. . .an – ai think ai haz teh munchiez. gigglolz.
how u opens dis? hooman! come here, an brinz ur thums!
An bringz dat hookahz wif u 4 firin upz!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Gascat! yu in truuuuuuuubble!
gotta find a better hidin plays nex time!
Mai fowts egg zakly!
zo’kai-
lawng az himz sharz……..( Iz greu upz in da ’70’s n waiz n theata- butz neber akshowly indulgeded. Sumfin ’bout beein teeny tiny n lukin lik a 8th gradr n college madez udder peepz berri curumspect ‘rond meiz- nobodiez gab me nuffin wenz I was in colleadge!– I finks I misseded owt on sumfin……)
akshowly iz da HOMEWURK dat waz du las week dat I fins unda da bed dat mak meiz howl……..
momcat
Big stash. Mus bee a deelah.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Butts, Momcat, I waz juss holdin it fur a fren.
uh huh…….
n uz trustd dat tenor saxamaphone! uz naow bedda den dat!
shesh! nex fing I nao- uz be lettn a picamalo gibz u a baggie ub da whit powda n telln u iz babi powda tu hold- whil da flashi lightz peepz be comin!
silliz gascat!
momcat
Oooo, dat waz bery gud, Momcat.
U reely let meh hab it! Eber u r a bery gud actor, or u hab herd it or said it before.
naw, whe juss gud aktor, (hawnest, I no is pothead)
although it ees tru dat yu shuld nawt trust a tenor saxamaphone, they is teched een da head!
Too mutch for purrsunl cunsumpshun.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Kitteh plannin a beeg shelter partay.
wait lemme chek how many calorees furst…
Skoobie doobie doooo…
Ai lurnd it fwum watchin u!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
plz to be stoppinz teh spam, kthx
I meant no offense, just think he/she should put the url in the name, like everyone else, good etiquette
What yoo say iz troo, Amadeus – but there bee also a couple ov otters – maybee they nawt know? Iz pawssibul. It certainlee iz wun ov the thingz AI dint used to know – an ai am shure taht ai hav a knowlege yet to gain.
Skwerl iz a reelee nice purrson – an has a sweet liddle site. Maybee – just duzznt know?
PS – I luv yur gayme – but ai don’t yet hav it figured out! Lukz prettee even wif 0 score!
Yesh.
I tink is unspoken etiquette rule.
Dees rules. Dey cum and go so qwicklee.
i donut no hao 2 du taht. mebee tihs hyoomin duznt eeder.
pur gascat- himz gotz momcat dat ‘lergic to almos eberfing, Iz two dang cleanz!…… awl I canz du iz tellz himz theata storiez……. (lik I saidz abov- mai frenz wud neber let me tri anyfing “oh uz two yung-” wellz I samez age az dem!)
momcat
Momcat, sowy u r so lergic to eberyfing.
I onwee lergic to sum fings, an iz nawt so grate akshully.
U muss be maekin a lot ov pasketti sause fur all dat oregano.
Iz medissinal.
yessss, foar mai mad-as-an-owl porpoises
U betta nawt hab gotten dis frum Midge.
Midge has da bestest nip!!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-ho0megrown-at-her-place/
abov iz ebidense ob kitteh who noes ware best stuff iz
silleh mee: referens alreddy gibben at top of page.
Note: bof kittehs has simyular markings. Is nip dippin kitteh adult offspring who is still libing wif momcat, reluktant to git job?
mai hart is broek!!
wy u not shaer wif mama?
must be hippie freeflownodirectiontwirlingaroundgroovingtodamusic danz for two_kittehs.
[turns on lava lamp]
wiv teh indiyan sitaar musik in teh bakgrund.
an lots of insens.
can we haz samosas too an may be chai to drinkz
sure, but later we is gonna want chheezburgers. an freyes an chocilit kake an pickles an maybeee layt nite trip to ihop.
Mmmmm…ihop harvest pancaekees! Teh cormbred wons r gud nom nom, tew.
Can u tell Iz hungry hungry kitteh?
*gasp!!!*
Romeow! U lyk harbest pannycaeks tu?? AI LUBBBBS dem! Unfor… enfursh… uhm…. mai famblee lykes Dennies moar dan teh IHOP, oh woew iz mii…..
Les go tu IHOP!!
*bunneh hopz tu IHOP*
Meet u at IHOP, 3heathens!
*forward, bak, won, tew, free*
Oh forget dat. I hungry!
*runs to IHOP*
souns lyke a plan.
Urg, wood lurve IHOP, but jus gawt bak frum 2 Guys Frum Italee, OMG full uv good Taleeyen noms…. Soooooooo full! Naptiem nao, yes?
An IHOP iz a liar!!! Dat plays iz mayd uv lath an plastrr, nawt pancayks…. an nawt eben nashunal, musch less innernashunal! Hubbe sez, no, iz Hows uv Innernashunal Pankayks. I sez, ok, but whut IZ innernashunal cayk?
oooh big trublz now…Remember just say Mew! To Catnip!
*puplick annownsa voyce-ovah*
Tihs iz ur kitteh……Tihs iz ur kitteh on drux
** cue da green monsta in da mirra**!
momcat
Doooooooooode, don be bogartin’ the nip. Pass dat mowseh around.
Whut?!! Aye has a license fur it! Is medisinul!!
Why cant 10th amenment tayk presedens ober DEA? Ma stayt sez is gud!
(Is hawt button, Aye no, but imajin: Legalize an tax it. In my stayt alone, iz $12BILLYUN bizniz!!!!! Den, let awl da peepulls hoo arrested fur yoozin owt uv prizzun. R stayt cud has $20BILLYUN in prawfit, plus happee helfee peepul, in a fyoo yeerz!! Laws fur dryvin under da infloowens still apply, so der. I ravver hubbee yooz herbs dan alkeehawl, dat instant asshole flooid!)
somefing telz me we’z nawt talkin ’bout nipz ennymore.
North Carolina (and maybe other states, cause I just stumbled across this) does tax illegal drugs. If you get convicted of having illegal drugs, they zap you for the sales taxes you should have paid on the purchase and sale of the substance.
It is a Sales and Use Tax, after all.
ooo dat iz sooooo harhsh
Harsheesh?
wee must mek nip lobbee haz mohr monee tan teh prizen lobbee….!!!!!
IAF FTW!!
(instant asshole flooid, that is . . . )
It iz fur hubbee! Yuk! Ravver he smok da nip dan drink da drynkipoo…. Well, wunce in a wile iz ok, but nawt ebree day fur stress releef!
Look hao gud it destresses a kitteh…. like dey gawts NE stress…..
Yeah Ai want da madicanol onez!
they make u happeh! dam dat alkeehawl!
Naughty kitteh, has smoked too much catnip.
http://www.wannasmile.com
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catnipz in snappz~lidd
boawl iz lyke Goaldfishhee inz
himz akwayree~um
Kitteh no can has!
Wiffowt opohsibbill fumz orz
wanteeng 2 getz wet
Mebbee Hewminz putz
Catnipz in Baggee, lyke dayz
duz 4 dayr Catnipz?
Jack.
Jack, you has much win and awsum.
Reedin ure haikoos alwais maiks me happeh
ver propreeut aftur last pikchur, no?
Catnipz contaynur
so titely put awn, Kitteh
luze piece uf mind nao.
lol! I haz dat kind uv day too, kitteh!!
is not mine, i swearz
Oooh, u in so much trubles nao, li’l kitn
U goin to milatarey skoo!
Or church camp. Mebbe bofe.
Dis pickshur bring back happee memrees of mai misspent yooth.
shee goze runnin to teh shelter of her momcats liddul helper….
Rollin Stoned FTW.
We not mad … we jus terribly dissapoynted…
fum yuz, okeh? iz lern it fum watchin yuz! (slams kitteh-door)
tyme for inturvenshun
mah wintah supplies
let me show u dem
When Eye wuz beebah-sittyn mah fren’s kittehs, herz wuz sellin’ her hooman condo. Herz had a HOOGE stash of kitty-nippies in teh freezer. Teh baggie wunnit laybelled. I wuz allus ‘frayd Eye wuz gonna go tu jayl iffen dey founded teh stash and taut et wuz for teh hoomans -n- not teh kitties.
Stashes.
Ya gotz tu watch whair ya putz dem!
wel, as long as it wasn’t teh pron stash she found! whew!
nao i haz to sell teh gitar hero game i bowt you on ebay.
foar nyne grands adn den ny lawts moar nipz
If you don’t talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
if you don’t feed your cats catnip who will?
no mama, it wore a frrrenz, who borrowd my furrrr
hims were coldieez aftur tenys practiss sew i lowned it to hims. ONIST! MAMAN YU KNOWZ I OWNLY DOEZ AT HOMEZ WIF YU ADN DADY wen yu letz meh and i nawt goin owt oar drivings oar nuffingz aims sew shure, wy i would do dat. yu hab maybe sum cookees oar gushees oar dumfeengz, ai hundrees frum tenys nau.
teenayj kitteh sez “Ai lurnd it bai wacheeng yoo!” win askd hao nip got der