{{{{{mah belee slydin ren}}}}}

It’s supposed to bee typed “twisted”

Ai thot was wicked, too – an hve dun that. Hoep ai got it rite this time!

*tee hee*
*runs away*

i iz afreid of eet! >_<

Mai fren has to leev teh room for a few minnits as he is laffin so hard an taht cud be seen as unprofesshunul in teh meddical werld.

Troo story (an ceelin cat saw teh hole ting!)

I bet dat dey had lots to tawk bout on teh wai hoam.

*giggle*

I doan hab enny vast mewsikul knolej. I prolly aberage at best. But, Iz nawt fishing fur anudder compliment, so I juss sai, Fank yew.

I neber seed JCS on stage I wudda lubbed to hab seen ur produkshun.

Hope u weathered teh storm OK.

{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}

Duh dudda duh
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Duh dudda duh
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At one show we dids a “murder” game whare all teh players cept 1 go outside while teh audience suggests a locashun, occupayshun and wepun. Then teh other players come in one at a time. First person in has to guess what teh 3 things was as teh person who stayed acts them out wif no werds, just sound effects. Teh first person to come back acts it out for teh next person and so on. Only u couldn’t act things out exactly like teh person befoar u did because it woulds be teh borring for teh audiences. So it was like “telephone” at a slumber party: teh last person usually had a COMPLETELY different set of things than teh first person acted out. Much funny.

Anyways, I was like teh 2nd person to comes back in. Teh occupayshun acted out 4 me was “stripper” — teh guy dids a hoochy-coochy danse wif “ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba” musics and pretended to take off his close. I hadda figger out a way to eggspress “stripper” to teh next person wifout doin teh same danse and close-off routine. So when teh next person commed in, I reached mah arm out and conjured up a pole to danse around, complete, I am told, wif a “fweeeeschtoook!” sound effeck. I don’t rembers teh rest, because as soon as I went “fweeeeschtoook!” I seed one of mah co-werkers in teh audience.

That was embareassing enuf, but I also rembered as soon as I seed him that he had said was gonna come to teh show wif his church youth group. And there he was, surrounded by church youths.

I hads same look on mah face that kitteh does.

an Romeow – ai addz a “huzzah” fur yur Mom! Ai can see it vivldlee. Well – if yoo ar nawt a theatre purrson, hav yoo considered being a riter?

r u?

Bak soon. – ai hope.

Yes, Kathleen – they awl has menee redeeming feechurs. But – moastlee, unless teh lite is quite brite, yoo see nothing – but ayes. Up cloase – with lites – most charming liddle black nosie, lips, wiskerz, an – blakee blakee toe pads. Hmmmm. . .just duzzent doo the same thing an pinkee pinkee toe pads.

Won dai mah Mom had had enuff, an wen he tried it, mah Mom grabbed “it” and RAN! Ov corse, he waz runnin rite wif her wif hims legs apart yellin an skreemin liek u cuddn’t beleef. Mah Mom kinda grabbed teh bull bai teh horn(s), an taut hims a lessin.

He neber did dat again.

I hopes dat u didn’t eet so mush dat ur gittin corners or sumpfin. Skware woodchucks – do not want.

Yes, I nao ebery wurd to ebery song by hart. I had dis record wen I waz a kiddie an lubbed it. It came wif awl teh wurds, an I wud reed dem as I lissened. Bak den, I didn’t reely no wat teh storee waz bout, but I lubbed teh musik.

Hao cum we can member stuff frum our kiddiehood purrfectly, buts I still hab prolems wif mah Spanish verbs? Sheesh!

Nao, I doan do theatre. Juss lub musik an stuffs.

I frot I wud cum bak hours later an nobuddeh wud hab gited teh ref. U gited in in won minit!

Dat muss be a record, lemme chek teh buks. Yes, we hab a noo Cheez Ref Record…to Maus!

*wild apaws*
*standing ovash…obayshun…standing Cheez Peeps*

Maus, wud u liek to sai a foo wurds?

I fink Noawt !!!!!!

MINE MINE MINE

let’s eetum.

:wicked: