Self-conscious pole dancer kitty
has second thoughts
try break dancings for teh moneys
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: oh noes katieee
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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First!
And I remember when this was on the voting page last month.
heh heh heh
cant wait to see yr nawtsecond dance for this!!!!
I nawt danzin fur ennywun hoo sez “First” in their nawt-sekkund poast. Pleh.
yep, ifn a purrsun wants a danse dey has tew earn it wiff a real kommint
aww poor Keivin no dance for youz.
*back in line*
*shakes hed sadlee* Wutta waste!
Dis bee a helluva dants too miss owt on, too…
TRAGEDY. (can’t find dat pic uff Kitty lookin at can of food dat pop top came off of…ennywun?)
I aggree this is a wayst of a bery gud danse!!
I sai, we do sum pole dansin, but nawt just fur Kevin’s nawt-sekkond. If u ar liek me and onlee wunt to dans fur peepel that make kommints, then foargett bowt kevin’s non-poast, and just dans! If u ar ok wiff dansin fur Kevin, u can dans for him.
Dis cud get secksay .. we mite hab to do ower pole dansin in the nawty barn. Wut am I sayin? Ov CORS we hab to do ower pole dansin in teh nawty barn!!!
*chanj into nawty pole dansin clothes*
*get rdy by pole*
*notis eberywun luking at me*
*stand and stare liek kitteh in pikshur*
*blush*
*run awai!*
Hey, doan feel bad. I wuz in a chicken sute yesturdee.
rly? wer yu neer a pole?
i duz poll dans 4 Kevin. I lyk taht we strive 4 gud fursty posts, butt i wont slam a plain post.
ooh! slam dans!
*SPAZZIEspaschCHRAAACHCHCHowowowowowie*
hm. mebbe juss a poll dans.
duck…duck…duck…duck…GOOSE!
run!!!!11!!!!
Come bak, zippycat! I joyns yoo in teh nawty barn to pole-danse wit teh nekkid gye! But hims has to put daown teh iron first. Burns– DO NOT WANT!
Did sumwun sai teh nawty barn???? Oooohhhh….waits fur me!!!!
mee too!ackshully moast days ai feel lyke ai nebber LEEV teh nawty barn! its a gud playse.
Iz beginning to fink dat awl u kittehs r nawt goin to teh nawty barn fur teh ironin.
shuduv sed “nawt second - danse, no”
I suggest we duz teh Jerk for teh firsty-braggers. Is 60s social commentary.
Bow chikka meow meow!
rofl there shall be NO MOAR bow chikka meow meow in the naughty barn….remebers the Judge said next time we shows up in his kort nekkid he was gonna send us to da big house wif nuttin but a bar of soap……..
giggles
oooooh it iz gud to hav u bak Gayla……….
*snortle*
So we can has bow chikka meow meow in teh nawty barn, as lawng as we gets dressded before we goes to kort.
Hoo members music De Strpster?
Duh dudda duh
de dud dud da
Duh dudda duh
de dud dud da
We can has poll dance in honnor of teh Noo Hamsheer primerry?
thinks of da money kitteh…da cheezburgerz dey will buy
Shy pole dancer looks at leering customers, say, “Hey chump, what you lookin’ at? Don’t be looking at my body like that. I’m gonna come over and lay a hurtin’ on you!” (My kind of pole dancer!)
Membur DIS dants?
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Poor Jamee Wee!
(butt turned owt good!)
Oops…ment too put dat at end ub thred….butt is kind of interestin heer!
An tha otha kittehs wil hav mawr reespect for u!
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I’ll bet she’s rly smart and is only doing this long enough to get teh monies for skool.
wut kinna skool kitteh gonna go to? Medicat skule? CosmeLOLogy? EdumiCATshun? LOL skule?
I was just thinking “I’m only doing this to pay the vassar tuition”
well.
r u?
Thinkov teh fings u can do wif dat money.
Choose enny charity, gib to teh poor.
Wez noted ur motibes, wez noted ur feelingz.
Dis isn’t blud money, it’z a fee, nuffing moar.
JCS!
…ina brothel…?
Bee there sumwun awt there hoo duzn’t know what Maus’s JCS is, itz
Jesus Christ Superstar!!! FTW Fur Romeow and Maus!! Rillee gud, Romeow. Doo yoo know awl teh werds bai hart???
Ai know it becuz we opened ar noo Tehatre in Bad Cannstatt with 17 purrformances ov this in 1980! An ai waz at ebbreewun ov them! No hardship. It wuz a brillyunt purrdukshun - a akshulle hav never seen a bedder. An menee peeple sayed they thot it waz bedded tahn teh London purrduckshun. Ai know it may sound liek ai am bragging - but it reellee wuz gud!
But Romeow, doo yoo do theatre too an just has nawt sayed it yet? Or has ai purrhaps missed it?
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JCH4C - This kitteh looks just like my Tigger - you can see what I meant about no redeeming features, now!!
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do you redeeming or identifiable? (hard to describe a kitty that is all one solid color! I think this kitty has many redeeming features, and I bet Tigger does, too!
Hai Paul - yes! LOLZ!!! it iz awl verree cleer nao! Hao verree understated yoo ar. An - jus so yoo know - this cud also bee mai Fiona. Just ayes. But she’s verree, verree silkee.
Yes, Kathleen - they awl has menee redeeming feechurs. But - moastlee, unless teh lite is quite brite, yoo see nothing - but ayes. Up cloase - with lites - most charming liddle black nosie, lips, wiskerz, an - blakee blakee toe pads. Hmmmm. . .just duzzent doo the same thing an pinkee pinkee toe pads.
Has a moar ominuss sownd. Pinkee pinkee toe pads can has teh lite tinklin moosik. Blakee blakee toe pads can has teh deep bass moosik.
Ai know - the blakee paw padz are reellee so cyoot when yoo look at tehm awn the kitteh - but iz nawt the stuff taht songz ar sung about. So sad.
Hai JCH4K.
Yes, I nao ebery wurd to ebery song by hart. I had dis record wen I waz a kiddie an lubbed it. It came wif awl teh wurds, an I wud reed dem as I lissened. Bak den, I didn’t reely no wat teh storee waz bout, but I lubbed teh musik.
Hao cum we can member stuff frum our kiddiehood purrfectly, buts I still hab prolems wif mah Spanish verbs? Sheesh!
Nao, I doan do theatre. Juss lub musik an stuffs.
Oh mai, Romeow - ai hav long been quite impresst bai yur vast mewsikul knolej. an yoo doo seem to remembur an awful lot! But those werdz were so purrfekt fur this. Oh, hao ai wish taht you cud hav seen ar produkshun. Oh - must stop. We har suddenlee having a severe thunder & litning storm. Must turn evereething off.
Bak soon. - ai hope.
Oh JCH4K, u flatter meh.
I doan hab enny vast mewsikul knolej. I prolly aberage at best. But, Iz nawt fishing fur anudder compliment, so I juss sai, Fank yew.
I neber seed JCS on stage
I wudda lubbed to hab seen ur produkshun.
Hope u weathered teh storm OK.
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OhHai, nu cheezfrenz! I gets nastalgick happies awl ovvwer me membrin mie liddlel singing part in “Hair” in 1969…..Wuz in Bostun. I wuz de luvsik
onjinew Chrissie dat singed Frank Mills song.
Nao I older hippie kitteh mommeh wif sebben kittehs adn piece adn kwiet. Iz
nyce 2 B me.
Oh mah gudness, Maus!
I frot I wud cum bak hours later an nobuddeh wud hab gited teh ref. U gited in in won minit!
Dat muss be a record, lemme chek teh buks. Yes, we hab a noo Cheez Ref Record…to Maus!
*wild apaws*
*standing ovash…obayshun…standing Cheez Peeps*
Maus, wud u liek to sai a foo wurds?
“a foo wurds”
*tee hee*
*runs away*
Well dunm Maus!!! Well dun!
Well maused, Lyon!
Dis b teh furst yeer teh awards seramony ended on tiem.
Dey say spin roun it, but ai jus wanna scwatch it.
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Suddenlee finks wurkin at MackyDonulds wud be bettr! Shur, the pai is low, but awl those cheezburgrs!!
Hey! No kameras!
Ile do it, but dont wach
She is wureed dat Ceiling Cat mai be wachin…
which……he is……
hai ya woodchuck! :D)
oh hai gayla how r u??
heay princess– I am well :D) How are U? At LEAST we have elekrisities naow — sum people in my area went without for TEN DAYS — we only sat in the cold for a couple of them…..nawt so bad really……I had warm fuzzy friends to keep me from shivvering :D)
ebri ting is gude heer in atlanta. we got a bit ov rain over da holidays, so we r awll grateful an waitn on da nexx bit. Any one heard from B! (onceajinx) she be out der in cali tew.
I is gud! We haz 72 degreez heer tudai, so I bin slydin on mai bellee a lot! I iz kinda outa shayp tho.
Woodchucks r possed to b roundish. Dats a gud shayp fur a woodchuck.
I hopes dat u didn’t eet so mush dat ur gittin corners or sumpfin. Skware woodchucks - do not want.
No corners, tho sum haz callt me skware.
It’s hip to b skware.
{{{{{mah belee slydin ren}}}}}
Gratuitous use uv skratching pole.
Note to self: get a diffrunt bizness manager.