Self-conscious pole dancer kitty
has second thoughts
try break dancings for teh moneys
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First!
And I remember when this was on the voting page last month.
heh heh heh
cant wait to see yr nawtsecond dance for this!!!!
I nawt danzin fur ennywun hoo sez “First” in their nawt-sekkund poast. Pleh.
yep, ifn a purrsun wants a danse dey has tew earn it wiff a real kommint
aww poor Keivin no dance for youz.
*back in line*
*shakes hed sadlee* Wutta waste!
Dis bee a helluva dants too miss owt on, too…
TRAGEDY. (can’t find dat pic uff Kitty lookin at can of food dat pop top came off of…ennywun?)
I aggree this is a wayst of a bery gud danse!!
I sai, we do sum pole dansin, but nawt just fur Kevin’s nawt-sekkond. If u ar liek me and onlee wunt to dans fur peepel that make kommints, then foargett bowt kevin’s non-poast, and just dans! If u ar ok wiff dansin fur Kevin, u can dans for him.
Dis cud get secksay .. we mite hab to do ower pole dansin in the nawty barn. Wut am I sayin? Ov CORS we hab to do ower pole dansin in teh nawty barn!!!
*chanj into nawty pole dansin clothes*
*get rdy by pole*
*notis eberywun luking at me*
*stand and stare liek kitteh in pikshur*
*blush*
*run awai!*
Hey, doan feel bad. I wuz in a chicken sute yesturdee.
rly? wer yu neer a pole?
i duz poll dans 4 Kevin. I lyk taht we strive 4 gud fursty posts, butt i wont slam a plain post.
ooh! slam dans!
*SPAZZIEspaschCHRAAACHCHCHowowowowowie*
hm. mebbe juss a poll dans.
duck…duck…duck…duck…GOOSE!
run!!!!11!!!!
Come bak, zippycat! I joyns yoo in teh nawty barn to pole-danse wit teh nekkid gye! But hims has to put daown teh iron first. Burns– DO NOT WANT!
Did sumwun sai teh nawty barn???? Oooohhhh….waits fur me!!!!
mee too!ackshully moast days ai feel lyke ai nebber LEEV teh nawty barn! its a gud playse.
Iz beginning to fink dat awl u kittehs r nawt goin to teh nawty barn fur teh ironin.
shuduv sed “nawt second – danse, no”
I suggest we duz teh Jerk for teh firsty-braggers. Is 60s social commentary.
Bow chikka meow meow!
rofl there shall be NO MOAR bow chikka meow meow in the naughty barn….remebers the Judge said next time we shows up in his kort nekkid he was gonna send us to da big house wif nuttin but a bar of soap……..
giggles
oooooh it iz gud to hav u bak Gayla……….
*snortle*
So we can has bow chikka meow meow in teh nawty barn, as lawng as we gets dressded before we goes to kort.
Hoo members music De Strpster?
Duh dudda duh
de dud dud da
Duh dudda duh
de dud dud da
We can has poll dance in honnor of teh Noo Hamsheer primerry?
thinks of da money kitteh…da cheezburgerz dey will buy
Shy pole dancer looks at leering customers, say, “Hey chump, what you lookin’ at? Don’t be looking at my body like that. I’m gonna come over and lay a hurtin’ on you!” (My kind of pole dancer!)
Membur DIS dants?
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Poor Jamee Wee!
(butt turned owt good!)
Oops…ment too put dat at end ub thred….butt is kind of interestin heer!
An tha otha kittehs wil hav mawr reespect for u!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
I’ll bet she’s rly smart and is only doing this long enough to get teh monies for skool.
wut kinna skool kitteh gonna go to? Medicat skule? CosmeLOLogy? EdumiCATshun? LOL skule?
I was just thinking “I’m only doing this to pay the vassar tuition”
well.
r u?
Thinkov teh fings u can do wif dat money.
Choose enny charity, gib to teh poor.
Wez noted ur motibes, wez noted ur feelingz.
Dis isn’t blud money, it’z a fee, nuffing moar.
JCS!
…ina brothel…?
Bee there sumwun awt there hoo duzn’t know what Maus’s JCS is, itz
Jesus Christ Superstar!!! FTW Fur Romeow and Maus!! Rillee gud, Romeow. Doo yoo know awl teh werds bai hart???
Ai know it becuz we opened ar noo Tehatre in Bad Cannstatt with 17 purrformances ov this in 1980! An ai waz at ebbreewun ov them! No hardship. It wuz a brillyunt purrdukshun – a akshulle hav never seen a bedder. An menee peeple sayed they thot it waz bedded tahn teh London purrduckshun. Ai know it may sound liek ai am bragging – but it reellee wuz gud!
But Romeow, doo yoo do theatre too an just has nawt sayed it yet? Or has ai purrhaps missed it?
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JCH4C – This kitteh looks just like my Tigger – you can see what I meant about no redeeming features, now!!
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do you redeeming or identifiable? (hard to describe a kitty that is all one solid color! I think this kitty has many redeeming features, and I bet Tigger does, too!
Hai Paul – yes! LOLZ!!! it iz awl verree cleer nao! Hao verree understated yoo ar. An – jus so yoo know – this cud also bee mai Fiona. Just ayes. But she’s verree, verree silkee.
Yes, Kathleen – they awl has menee redeeming feechurs. But – moastlee, unless teh lite is quite brite, yoo see nothing – but ayes. Up cloase – with lites – most charming liddle black nosie, lips, wiskerz, an – blakee blakee toe pads. Hmmmm. . .just duzzent doo the same thing an pinkee pinkee toe pads.
Has a moar ominuss sownd. Pinkee pinkee toe pads can has teh lite tinklin moosik. Blakee blakee toe pads can has teh deep bass moosik.
Ai know – the blakee paw padz are reellee so cyoot when yoo look at tehm awn the kitteh – but iz nawt the stuff taht songz ar sung about. So sad.
Hai JCH4K.
Yes, I nao ebery wurd to ebery song by hart. I had dis record wen I waz a kiddie an lubbed it. It came wif awl teh wurds, an I wud reed dem as I lissened. Bak den, I didn’t reely no wat teh storee waz bout, but I lubbed teh musik.
Hao cum we can member stuff frum our kiddiehood purrfectly, buts I still hab prolems wif mah Spanish verbs? Sheesh!
Nao, I doan do theatre. Juss lub musik an stuffs.
Oh mai, Romeow – ai hav long been quite impresst bai yur vast mewsikul knolej. an yoo doo seem to remembur an awful lot! But those werdz were so purrfekt fur this. Oh, hao ai wish taht you cud hav seen ar produkshun. Oh – must stop. We har suddenlee having a severe thunder & litning storm. Must turn evereething off.
Bak soon. – ai hope.
Oh JCH4K, u flatter meh.
I doan hab enny vast mewsikul knolej. I prolly aberage at best. But, Iz nawt fishing fur anudder compliment, so I juss sai, Fank yew.
I neber seed JCS on stage
I wudda lubbed to hab seen ur produkshun.
Hope u weathered teh storm OK.
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OhHai, nu cheezfrenz! I gets nastalgick happies awl ovvwer me membrin mie liddlel singing part in “Hair” in 1969…..Wuz in Bostun. I wuz de luvsik
onjinew Chrissie dat singed Frank Mills song.
Nao I older hippie kitteh mommeh wif sebben kittehs adn piece adn kwiet. Iz
nyce 2 B me.
Oh mah gudness, Maus!
I frot I wud cum bak hours later an nobuddeh wud hab gited teh ref. U gited in in won minit!
Dat muss be a record, lemme chek teh buks. Yes, we hab a noo Cheez Ref Record…to Maus!
*wild apaws*
*standing ovash…obayshun…standing Cheez Peeps*
Maus, wud u liek to sai a foo wurds?
“a foo wurds”
*tee hee*
*runs away*
Well dunm Maus!!! Well dun!
Well maused, Lyon!
Dis b teh furst yeer teh awards seramony ended on tiem.
Dey say spin roun it, but ai jus wanna scwatch it.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Suddenlee finks wurkin at MackyDonulds wud be bettr! Shur, the pai is low, but awl those cheezburgrs!!
Hey! No kameras!
Ile do it, but dont wach
She is wureed dat Ceiling Cat mai be wachin…
which……he is……
hai ya woodchuck!
)
oh hai gayla how r u??
heay princess– I am well
) How are U? At LEAST we have elekrisities naow — sum people in my area went without for TEN DAYS — we only sat in the cold for a couple of them…..nawt so bad really……I had warm fuzzy friends to keep me from shivvering 
)
ebri ting is gude heer in atlanta. we got a bit ov rain over da holidays, so we r awll grateful an waitn on da nexx bit. Any one heard from B! (onceajinx) she be out der in cali tew.
I is gud! We haz 72 degreez heer tudai, so I bin slydin on mai bellee a lot! I iz kinda outa shayp tho.
Woodchucks r possed to b roundish. Dats a gud shayp fur a woodchuck.
I hopes dat u didn’t eet so mush dat ur gittin corners or sumpfin. Skware woodchucks – do not want.
No corners, tho sum haz callt me skware.
It’s hip to b skware.
{{{{{mah belee slydin ren}}}}}
Gratuitous use uv skratching pole.
Note to self: get a diffrunt bizness manager.
Note to self: Dont kwit teh dayjob
Note to self : donut put carpit awn pole – teh carpit burn is owwie!!!
an hard to eksplayn at tek Docters!
Fren of mine werks in teh mergensee room an tehr is a bery bery phunnee storee ai cud tell u awn taht theem involvin a grapefroot anna stepladder but is faaaar too rood for tihs fambly site.
Ao noes wun abowt a cocacola bottul….
Tell dese storees!! We can hyde ower kittehs eyes! Hek, if we hab awl dose nekkid yung guise in nawty barn, I fink we can heer nawty mergensee ruum storees!
“Awl dose nekkid yung guise”? I tawt we onlee had wun! I has ben missin owt!
zippy…yu wuz nawt spozed tu tell dem about teh ovur guize we gots!!! Jeesh…naow owr kuver is bloan!~ NOW we gotta share!
ai dddduuuunnnnnn nowz………sharin Kevin Sorbo?????? ai hav teh dibz awn himz fur a whil noaw…….gibbed up Alan Rickmun to Ambercat…..dey luk teh cyute togedder ….but gibz up Kevin Sorbo……
I fink Noawt !!!!!!
MINE MINE MINE
Uh…. well okay …. but no peepin if you is unner twenny wun, kay? Lady cums into teh mergensee rum naked an rappd inna blankie with a grapefroot wedged in her …. well lets just say wedged inna “secret compartmint” wher u wud nawt normally want to has a grapefroot. Mai fren asks how dis happend. “Oh,” she sez, “Ai was paintin teh ceelin an did nawt want to get anny paint awn mai closes, so ai took tehm awl awf. But tehn ai slipped awf teh ladder an fell awn teh frootbowl, what ai had left unnerneef, an by chanse ai landed awn teh grapefroot.”
Mai fren has to leev teh room for a few minnits as he is laffin so hard an taht cud be seen as unprofesshunul in teh meddical werld.
Troo story (an ceelin cat saw teh hole ting!)
do not wurry, kitteh. yoo not be nekkid, yoo still waring yoor furs.
butt, wear do u putz teh tipz? O_o
Mebbeh kitteh has sekret kompartmunt?
I can haz sekret kompartmunt?
hunee, i doan tink u wunt DAT wun…
ya…only places u can stick money in a kitteh are not so sekret…
Ai wud liek to see taht brave (foolish?) purrson hoo wud trai to stick the money in a ktteh.
LOLZ!!! Noo gayme – liek Pin the Tale awn the Donkee!!
Janet, dose peepul go by teh name “Stumpy.”
Remines mee uv back in skool wen boy wuz pesterin gurl in teh bleechurs. Finullee she turn arown an snap “U gonna draw back a NUB!!”
I almoas fell down laffin. I nebbur furgot dat.
HEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEE wellz I was only thinkin that I wanted to Beez Jane Bond when I growz up and have lotz of secret weaponry — secerect compartment sounded like a start…BUTT — mebbe nawt so much.
HEHEHEHEEEEEE
Mah Mom used to tell meh da storee of wen she waz a kiddie. Dere waz a boi kiddie bout teh saem age, an he wud sneek ups on her, pull doan hims pants, an pee on mah Mom or her frenz!
Won dai mah Mom had had enuff, an wen he tried it, mah Mom grabbed “it” and RAN! Ov corse, he waz runnin rite wif her wif hims legs apart yellin an skreemin liek u cuddn’t beleef. Mah Mom kinda grabbed teh bull bai teh horn(s), an taut hims a lessin.
He neber did dat again.
Oops, I giss dat waz a liddle OT.
Kaffleen’s “Stumpy” remark maed me fink ov it.
OT maybee, but funnii as awll h3ll!
Yeah for Romeow’s Mom!!!!
Ai can’t stop laffin!!
Ai’m bak an ai can’t stop laffing either!!! Oh, Gayla – so sorree about teh sekret compartment.
an Romeow – ai addz a “huzzah” fur yur Mom! Ai can see it vivldlee. Well – if yoo ar nawt a theatre purrson, hav yoo considered being a riter?
your mom
i iz afreid of eet! >_<
Oh, deer halfbeast – nao ai am laffing even moar!!!
rous macgowun-cat tinks: eef I head end dayted murrilyn mansown ai wood be gettin bettar rolez nao…
hehe! ah lyke dis pic and cap alot. dey r purrfik fur each ovver.
Samson kitteh prepairs to nock down teh pillers ov teh temple
good bible ref!
Samson kitteh also killed teh lion. Ebbrybody can get owt uv teh car!
Kitteh sez:
I’d ratter hab a peetza!
. . . duzznt dis kitteh luk liek de peetza larcenist from “busted!”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/20/funny-pictures-busted-cat/
tehy say taht dansin is teh gud eggsersize…
Teh cat dat ate Afrika.
OK Riter Romeow. You haz a grate titel – awl yoo needz is teh buk!
Dese funneh pikshurs bring owt teh bestest in eberybuddeh.
Mom, I wants yu to meet mah noo gurlfren,,,,
Ai is a danser.
Oh, ballay?
Eggsottik.
Independence Day FTW!
“Dude, I love jasmine, but nasa’s never going to let you be an astronaut if you’re married to a stripper.”
What? I’z gots to support my kittens.
http://www.wannasmile.com
is okay kitteh. der ar uther jobs owt dere. no need for deeg.. dagr… trashi dansing. *pets kitteh*
kiss me, he sayz! im a prince, he sayz!
next thing i knowz im here.
knew he was just a big frog….
Win!
Iz not danzur. Iz fyarh kitteh, wonderin wer dey lef dere hat….
In teh kitteh hiland games, teh cabur tossin competishun is abowt to start….
An after, teh kitteh can noms teh haggis. Yum!
gots to catch teh haggy furst…
eeeewwwww…
Have to find der twelve-bore
??
kitteh iz 2 safisticayted fer strip teeze. iz abowt to purrform modurn inturpritiv danse!
Fosse, Fosse
Twyla, Twyla
Madonna, Madonna
the bird cage ref
“he’s blowing bubbles with his gum!”
Pole dantser kitteh looks like she juss spotted her day job co-workers.
Or a rellutiv.
Or sumtin. Dat look say, “Ohhhhh s—…..”
Her Dad, mebbee!
Yesh.
or werse…. her mom!
Mai iys! Tehy bern!
O, mai. I juss got teh SECUND ramificashun ub dat possibilutee.
sees Mummah—–awn teh pole nex to her! Eeeeeewwwww!!!!!
oh, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrllll….eeeewwww is RITE.
storee times…wen i wuz in graduit skools, sum frenz gettin marreed decided to do teh bacheler/ette pardees togedder and we all wented to teh local “gennilmin’s club.” Wuz furry inneresting, an even more so wen we realized wun of teh lovely yung laddees wuz a stoodint of two of teh peepuls in mah grupe!
We wunnered hao she wud reakt wen she noticed dem. She just sashayed her way to teh table, looked at us down her bare cleeviges, and said, “I better get good tips from dis tabul!”
She did.
LOL!
A gurl I like at work one day said to teh guys dissdainfullee(wen dey sed dey wuz goin too teh dantsee place) “Well, doan come to mine” and I started laffin caws I tot she wuz kiddin…she wussunt..
Dats how I fownd owt bowt her moonliting!
Think for youself don’t do it
Frankie sez “Relax…”
I dunno, dis luk sez “U wan mee to du wat? Wear wat? Put dat whear?” Pure indig- indigna- Iz NOT gonna du dat!!!!
Linuskitteh wont part with sicuritee skrachpost
(cant suk opposabil fum kuz he not hab enny)
is okah. Toe bite neerlee as good.
a powlkat is wat??!!
she stanz still for the money
LOL donna summer ref!!
aktualy kitty was holding poll cos missink his gilfrend!
or kitty was practisin her dancin skillz for boyfrend nd caught inda act
Pole dancer kitteh suddenlee reealyzes . . .
Oh noes! I forgettid to shayve sum uv my furrier “nawty bits!”
that are a polish cat!
totally unacceptable
srry, i aPOLigize
ah doan beeleeb he meant dat racialy… it’s just that the cat is standing next to a pole sew its polish…gedit ???
*wisspurrs so Janet woant heer an get me
* I tink dere is a LLORT in here…..
let’s eetum.
:wicked:
durn burn it. How dat :wicked: supposed to bee typed?
GOTCHA!!!! HeeHee!
It’s supposed to bee typed “twisted”
Ai thot was wicked, too – an hve dun that. Hoep ai got it rite this time!
but Kathllen ……llotz r noawt tastee oar nutrishuz……letz jest ………..frow it ina rivve, oar ofna buildin…….
Do u see dat fing swimming round an round
Mebee we can reech in an maek it drown
Iff we sneeking up upon it carefullee
Dere will b a hed fur u ana tayl fur meh.
Dis nawt firehowse?
You must be this tall to ride the witches broom.
Coupla years ago I taked some classes at teh local improv comedy make-it-up-as-u-go-along theeyater. Was very much a lot of fun and every month we dids a show for our frenz and famblies.
At one show we dids a “murder” game whare all teh players cept 1 go outside while teh audience suggests a locashun, occupayshun and wepun. Then teh other players come in one at a time. First person in has to guess what teh 3 things was as teh person who stayed acts them out wif no werds, just sound effects. Teh first person to come back acts it out for teh next person and so on. Only u couldn’t act things out exactly like teh person befoar u did because it woulds be teh borring for teh audiences. So it was like “telephone” at a slumber party: teh last person usually had a COMPLETELY different set of things than teh first person acted out. Much funny.
Anyways, I was like teh 2nd person to comes back in. Teh occupayshun acted out 4 me was “stripper” — teh guy dids a hoochy-coochy danse wif “ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba” musics and pretended to take off his close. I hadda figger out a way to eggspress “stripper” to teh next person wifout doin teh same danse and close-off routine. So when teh next person commed in, I reached mah arm out and conjured up a pole to danse around, complete, I am told, wif a “fweeeeschtoook!” sound effeck. I don’t rembers teh rest, because as soon as I went “fweeeeschtoook!” I seed one of mah co-werkers in teh audience.
That was embareassing enuf, but I also rembered as soon as I seed him that he had said was gonna come to teh show wif his church youth group. And there he was, surrounded by church youths.
I hads same look on mah face that kitteh does.
LCB, dats a grate storee!
I bet dat dey had lots to tawk bout on teh wai hoam.
*giggle*
I have searched and searched, so you think this is funny huh! This is my cat Blackie and if he likes to dance more than be with me! So be it… (HUUUUU)
I will eat your dreams.