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uv rays not dangerros…
Ai luvs tha yoo vee ways!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
looks like the bulb’s burnt out on the closest UV bed.
Blarhg! Ai am ded! Me too! Me three!
I tink Rev. Jim Jones put sumtin in teh kitteh’z milk.
Pore kittehz.
yessir, de kittehs drank de koolaid
dey aren’t ded, dey are tempurr rarily discombobulated bye eech over’s kyoot.
dey are building up tehre mewnitee to kyoot.
oh, is dat it? I allwus wunderd how kewt lil kittehs managed to ‘void slortin themsellvs.
uh, dat’s ’splortin’ themselvs. ov corse.
such doorable wiite kitteh – ware I ken get onea dese qutees? I noes – I go catnap dis one-k!?
Mebbee deez guyz is catnappin eech uvver!!
glad u unnerstan my comment n laf! Looks like I getz teh minus cheezebergers fom someones….tis a weally crewel world awt dere-tink I go way fur while
To see hao troolee wunderful Ambercat’s comment iz, pleeze to go to the following:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/#comments
mwahahah we r da zombiez
sum objects closer than dey appeer…
Noe, kittehs! Teh UV Rayz be danjeruss!
Umm, did I jus kontradic mai fren LBeeeze?
Purrhaps kittehs r not subjek to teh saym lawz ov naychur as hyoomans…
onlee dis partikular tanning salon not in danjerrz of uv rays : )
Sadlee is troo….
White kitties are eggspecially sensitibe to UV rayz. They often develop skin cancer on their noses and ear tips. Keep dem white kittehs inside!!!
Keep all kittehs inside, but other colors not as sensitibe to UV.
Kitteh nose skin cancer: nawt so grate, akshully…
mafiakitteh hit successful-
da capo al fine
It wil suun B swimsoot seezun agin. Gotsta luk gud!
It was a wonderful day at the beach, except there was no water, no sand, and no sunshine.
By the way, Merry Orthodox Christmas to all our Orthodox friends who celebrate Christmas on January 7: Greek, Russian, Coptic, Syrian, Ethiopian (we’re lucky – we get to celebrate Christmas on Dec 25 AND Jan 7!)
merry orthodox Christmas, to you! and Hppay Trhee Kingz day to thoze who selebrate dat todya and teh Epiphany to thoz folkses.
Mewy Christmas adn Happy Howlidays!
An dont fogett Carnival seezun in New Orleans, Brazil, Venice, an ennyware else that celebrates it!
dont to be fergettin Mobile, AL, which has teh Mardi Gras older tahn teh N’Awlins Mradi Gras (i has libbed in bof places)
Yesh, India tuu! Goa staet wuz Portuguese colony fer bowt 400 eers, and haz menny Lusitanian an Catholic tradishuns — siesta (berry importint!!!), fado, byootiful liddl cherchez wif naemz like Nossa Senhora de Boa Viagem, Indian/mestizo peepz wif naems lyk Figuereido awr Da Cunha, Indians dat speekz teh Portuguese, an teh lokal langwaj sumtiemz spelled in Roman karakterz wif teh Portuguese foneticks (“x” pronownsed liek “sh”, sylent “m” at end ub werdz, etc). An, ub cors, teh Carnival!
http://www.goahub.com/goa/culture/goa_carnivals.html
Ai plannin oanly las nite tu go fer Carnival wif sum frenz!
Wowzers, nao B! has lernded sumpin! Dats so kewl!!!!
Wif berry karpul tyming an a welleness 2 klame cereal conberzons, one cud streng 2geber West crissymus, Kewanze an East crissimus 4 a berry berry looong holeydeh. Spishilly ip u fill de kracs wit Hanukkah (deep ending ohn de yere).
wunder if it be possubul to link Merikun Thanksgibing+Ramadan+Advent and/orHanukkah+West Christmas+Kwanzaa+EastChristmas/KingsDayEpiphanies? Haf to luk at teh calendar…
Ramadan be problem, since it based on lunar calendar, so it move all around da year.
Before FDR moveded Tanksgibing up a week, Advent wood start da Sunday after Tanksgibing.
advent always starts sunday closest to Nov 30
Thanksgibin always third thursday
i fink thanksgiving has the fourth Thursday of November?
ooh you are right Mary
Cookie’s human. Tiem fur sum edumacashun pleeze. Wud yoo bee so kind as to tell us what iz nermallee dun awn 7 January? And do yoo then hav a 12 dayz ov Krissmas following taht?
Sorree – ai know ai shud know this, but alas, ai doo nawt.
To JanetCanHas4Kittens -
The Orthodox Churches (Greek, Russian, Coptic (which are Egyptian Christians), Syrian, Ethiopian, etc) traditionally celebrate Christmas on January 7, as they follow the older calendars, not the one that was changed by Roman Catholic Pope Gregory several centuries ago, which moved Christmas to Dec 25 (which is why we call it the Gregorian calendar). Some Orthodox churches in the US celebrate on Dec 25, but the more traditional ones keep Jan 7.
The night before Christmas, we have a 4 hour long Mass (!!!!!!!!!) (I just got home from it). In the Coptic Church, we’ve been fasting for 6 weeks (no meat or poultry, no dairy products), so now we can eat normally until Lent begins (a longer, harder fast!!!!!) (We’re the TOUGH church!). Most people in Orthodox churches celebrate both Christmases and both Easters (Orthodox Easter is almost always on a different date than Western Easter).
In 2 weeks we celebrate Epiphany (Jan 20)
My kittehs enjoyed a Christmas snack just now, just as they enjoyed a can of real tuna Dec 25. And just as I attended my friends Christmas parties for Dec 25 Christmas, our friends are coming over in a few days to have a Coptic Christmas dinner with us! Cheez friends invited; bring the kittehs!
Thank yoo, Cookie’s human. Moast enlightening!! Mooving rite along – do yoo have enething speshul taht yoo have fur a Coptic Christmas dinner? doo you have a Coptic Christmas tree? doo you have to be Ejipshun oar Ejipshun extrakshun to bee Coptic.
teh Services sound long, but ai will bet they are verree prettee. Ai am nawt Catholic, but how ai luv(ed) to go to teh beeg important serivces. Yoo havn’t reelee seen St. Marks in Venice until yoo hav gone to an akshual service there. An the Easter Service in the Cathedral in Salzburg cannawt be beet.
To JanetCanHas4Kittehs – Merry Coptic Christmas! We have a Christma tree that has been up since a week or more before dec 25 Christmas. Will have our Coptic Christmas party this saturday for our friends, as we were fasting until last night’s Liturgy, and everyone is working during the week, so we roll out the Egyptian dinner on Saturday.
U don’t have to be Egyptian (I iz not – but I be married to one) to be in Coptic Church – but the service is in mostly in Arabic, some part in Coptic (ancient Egyptian language) and part in English. Still, I love the art (icons) and history of church. I goes to Egypt every year, and visit the kittehs there (Cats remember that long ago, they used to be worshipped as gods in Egypt. I likes to remind my husband that long ago, his ancestors worshipped the ancestors of our kittehs).
Dat so berree kewl!!! Aye rememer derz an old chruch in Etheeyopeeyeah dat mite has da grayl in it.
Relijus histuree waaay moar impoartint an intrestin dan just playn relijun.
On La Brea in LA is akshool Etheeyopeeyan restrants! Mos peepull joke abowt dem, but dey gots nummy foods!
Merry Coptic Christmas, CH!
Nawt to b (too) pickee, but wasn’t it teh Ark of Teh Covenant, Nawt teh Grail (check wiv sangrail!)
Wunderfull wallpayntings 2.
But menny thanks to JCH4K 4 asking and CH 4 ansering. Very edumacashonal.
Happy (Copacetic) Coptic Christmas 2 awl.
Kittehs no lik da skritchy sand, gettin wet, oar soopah hawt sun. dis perfek day at beech 4 kittehs!!!
Someone’s puttin kittehs into comas!
sadleh, kitteh diskovered there lies a sinister trooth in teh awl too perfekt behayfure of teh female rezidents in this kwaint lil connektikut town.
Stepfurd Kittehz!
hey, eye reprusent taht remark ;o )
ratz, didit agin- tahts sposed to go under teh pittypat’s coment bout the female resdentzof CT town, cuz i libs in CT.
i am not stepford wife- but i wood say dat eben if i wuz, wooden eye?
LOL!
Orijunl moovee much funnee: I thot we were frayenz! I thot we were frayenz!
Noo moovee funnee too: Do see Do! Do see Do!
I glad hubby nawt want stepfurd wife. I suk at dat!
giglol-dudn’t madder if my hubby wanted a stepfud wife or nawt- hee didn’t get wun!
Teh oranj ones did it!
Reminds me of moveh, “Scanners”
No, kittehs! U getz da mela-mallo-da bad mohlz! Do not want!
kittehs can haz sonskreen?
Ess pee eff fifteen ur haiur, kthxbai.
15?!!!? Aye R whyt liek close by kitteh, me an hubbee yooz da 50 spif! Finlee fownd wun dat wurks dis yeer, yay. Yooshzoolee still burn wif moast kinza 35 – 50 spfs…
(We got sunburned in London – in December…. we palefaysis….)
I feelz ur payne, Onceajinx.
Wen I waz in grade skool, teh teecher wud send meh to teh nurse, cuz she frot I waz sick. I go to nurse, nurse taek temp, ask how I feelz, I sai fine, she sai lie down fur 15 minits, an go bak to class.
We libed ona laek in MN, so in teh summer, I waz on, or in, teh water awl dai. We onwee used sun skween fur teh furst week until we gets ur furst “gud burn” den nawt again teh hole summer.
Nao, I go to teh derma…durmatol…teh skin doctor an dey habs to freeze an cut stuff. I no complain cuz I doan hab “teh C wurd.” I hab to go ebery 6 munffs.
I can has moar pigment? No, I no can has
DOAN B STOOPY – WARE SUNSKWEEN!
Me toos! I don’t ware white because if I does, peepls axe me if i is feelin allrites. Maybe that’s why I nebber got married.
A fren and I once went to gives blud in teh school jimnaysyum. We was finished, and in teh canteen nommin cookies and drinkin joose. Then I looked up and seed a nerse walking toward me from way over on teh other side of teh jim. She wasn’t even a canteen nerse, but she commed over to me and axed all consernedly if I needed to lie down. “No, thx, I is ok.” “Oh, u looked so payle I though u was gonna faynt!” “Um, this is mah reggaler culler.”
As soon as teh vigilanty nerse gots back over to her side of teh jim, teh fren I was wif passed out cold.
Hyburnatein kittehs land on Io soon.
I sawwy, but I kint doo dat, Dave.
um, dat nawt teh rite plase… it wuld burn up teh kitteh wif da radiashuns an teh volcanoooes an teh sulfur— kittehs fynd bettr star gazin plase.
upon hiz arrival in the ER, teh brave dr tinycat was appawled at extent of suffering of teh misterius stomak virus in ingerland
Ebree wintar, tineeIngerlind has da ickee virus. Aye wuz skeered Aye wood ketch it wen we wuz last der, but wuz warm wintar dat yeer….
Mebee iz relaytid to mad cow? R jus so kold dat ebreewun iz neerby inside? Iz misteree…
Ees wurs tihs yeer, onceajinx. Dey be closing hopsital wards and ebberything. Dey’s havin trubbel in Hollund too. Virus be kalled norovirus.
ack! look to moishe liek kitteh hollocost. no kitteh mass grayves pleez!
maek me sads and creepd.
done worriez, is a kitkatnipnap.
R deez kittehs reel? R tehy posing for kitteh-shaped nitedress cases OR R tehy
kitteh-shaped nitedress cases? Teh publik wants to noes!
(or at leest ai du.)
OMG that is so creepy!!!, are those kittens alive???
shhhh…. ifs yer kwyet u can has tuns ob belly snorgels frum teh sleepee kittehs!
(stephanie tehy is jes sleepin. wunner how pic-clicker got teh kittehs to b so ebenlee spayced n still sleepin)
Can yoo sai “fotoshop?” Teh wyte kitteh luks suspishus tu mee.
behbeh kittehs sleeps sownd. so sownd u can picks dem up an moobes dem an make da kyewt lolpics. wen dey grows up, dey no sleeps sownd. i no can moobe mah kittehs wifout wake dem up. in fact, i no can moobe mahseff wifout wake dem up.
doan knows wai growed kittehs no sleep sownd. mebbe cause dey gotz littel wiser. doan wants wake up like da kitteh wif da tubes on leggs (eerlier lolpic)… or worser. dey no want mullet cut ob dare hed-floof!!
Same whys hoomuns don’t sleeps as gud when dey gets old. Too much on mynd.
i kno they sleeps, an i want to snoorgle all teh bellehs! but is creepie cos is juss so unnatchrul to poes thems liek dat!
… o, reezon tehy snooz so deep is all ennergie gose to treemendus furst yeer groath.
An sumtiemz older kittehs too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTV9r6517Mk&feature=related
My my….
This wun iz amayzeenglee sleepee kitteh! Meen gurls!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb77_8MPlU8
Makes me thinks Heaven’s Gate Kitten stylez
They need little nike shoes
and little apple pies
and little vodka bottles
and little sleeping pill bottles
and little kitty blankets over they cute little heads
and a little kitty messiah
who looks like a space cadet because they ARE one
and the little kitty FBI party bus.
I can has sleep nummer?
furst kitteh used too mutch Sun-In
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
U can tell da kitteh in da front not been dere quite as long as da obers in da back. Herz pale…da obers got da base tanz!
(In fakt, wite kitteh luks liek me in da winter tyme.)
Cheez & Tofu needs to gib a breek to teh CCC! Teh kyuuteness ob pryer pik eggs awsted teh suppleyes! Den weez gots dees twee widdel sweetees!! Lukee ai ordered moar stuffzez dats will b heer too morrow!
yah. poor manfred mom an lolfrenz mannin da ccc!
lolpic of behbeh kitteh wants da hug so kyewt i dassent goes back 2 took nuvver luk. nao dares free behbeh kittehs sleepin so sownd. dats wen i likes 2 snorgles dem – wen dey sleppin. i getz moar snorgle time b4 claws comed owt…
Summ tymez ’simpull’ iz
bettah. Awn a sawfft Mattress
az beeg az a layke
No Teddee Baryz. No
plump pilloz. No simmitree. Juss
sublyme enjoymentz
Liddill Kittehz knoez
dayz arz 2 kewt 4 wurdz, witch
ia nawt a bad feeng!
Jack.
Wish I’s cud figgures owt hows to get dat relaxxed at my house.
so cuooot my hed s’ploded!
Dr Tinycat is here on break from the Hug post
He performs the extremely difficult cranial reconstruction surgery
Unfortunately he only knows how to use kitteh spit and duck tape.
Oh well
At least you get the virtual sawft blankie and your choice of choklit, tee, or cawfee.
kitee spit! LOL
nearest one is Michael Jackson’s
Watch out for the sniper…. it’s a trap
Its a kitteh yoga class, they is all doing the corpse pose,
relax and bweathe and stretchhhhhh toesies and tayl and close da eyes
and bweathe, nowz relax tayl
Kitteh furgotted dere sunglasis an towulls
Wut kind of helf cloob is dis?
towel boy, oh towel boy, where are you????
ai think he may bee in the nawty barn, drinkin martoonies.
Oar maybee bai the puddel in D Marie’s bak yard.
Loox lyke invisbl tanning slon b makin kitteh nummer won invisbl. Mebbe is invsibl tan?
I tink dose kittehs sleepin’ gettin’ ready for Sir Jury. Dey will get dere big gurl zippers and dere fuzzy grapes removeded.
I tink dose kittehs are sleepin’ gettin ready for Sir Jury. Dey gettin’ dere big gurl zippers and dere fuzzy grapes removeded.
Luvs cheez but…..
I lived in a town with a biological supply company. They would get the dead kitties from shelters, process them, and sell them to schools. The dead cats were posed exactly like this for dissecting. I refused to take an anatomy class because the class requirement was dissecting a cat. Students even had to take it home and place in their refrigerators.
Don’t mean to be Debbie Downer….no trolls or haters please!
yes, luks kinda disturbing, but tehn you seez teh purty embor – embry – stictchin on the end of teh bedspred, an is not so bad, jus somwun puttin tehir kittehs in funny pose on bed for lolpictur. so jes luks at the purtie bedspred. feel bettr.
Pleh!
“Don’t mean to be Debbie Downer….no trolls or haters please!”
Yes, you did mean to be Debbie Downer. God almighty, what in heaven’s name did you think people would think about a post like that? Even if what you described did happen to you at one point in your life, what possible purpose can you have to make a comment like that other than to cause distress, revulsion, and controversy?
None.
If you are traumatized by past events in your life, get help in the appropriate setting. Privately.
I’m pretty sure she wasn’t looking for reassurance that this WASN’T the case with this picture. She wasn’t trying to scare us. She wanted the back story.
And to be fair, having had to take an anatomy class, and having taken a “c” because I wouldn’t do that lab (I have a bio-chem/genetics degree), I can’t blame her. My mind certainly jumped to “Dissection.”
I think she was trying to get someone to say “Oh, don’t worry! I took the picture. They are all alive.” or something of that nature.
I can imagine a significant portion of our audience couldn’t enjoy the picture and would be relieved that someone voiced their unvoiced fears, and were put to rest.
I’m 90% certain these kittens are alive. The cats that are dissected were all adults. These are kittens. They just slept very soundly and were posed, is my guess. You can really move kittens around in their sleep.
hmmm… if ai culd sez a leetel sumpthin?
*scccraaaaaape*
*muvs soapbawks to sentur stayj*
Deebee….. I unnerstan dat it wuld bee verrry disturbeeng tu see ded kittehs. BUT – being a buzy-ness purrson, whut ai see (in yur commint) is ’supply an demand’ – eff dere were no need fur teh kittehs to be dissected, dere wuld be no buzy-ness in teh selling ob dem. Wuld yu go tu a vet, furr instance, whu did nawt learn anatomy by dis wai? Ai wuld nawt….. teh ‘fixx’ tu dis prollem, den, is tu reduse demand…. nawt ‘protesting’ bai nawt tayking a class.
Ai hope dat yu did nawt need an anatomy class to pass, and so haz teh luxzhury ob nawt needing dat class…. and habz teh luxshury ob dis opinion. Which ai fully and totally support yur rite to state eet.
Plz to nawt tayk dis as ‘flaym’….. but mai wai ob saying dat mebbe luk arown an see de hole pitchur…. an also to noe dat cheesfrens LUB dere kittehs and dere kitteh pitchurz…. and ICHC wood nawt post pitchurs uv kittehs ‘on display’ in teh wai u deescribe.
*picks up hebby soapbawks and leebs stayj*
Thank gudness dat mah skool didn’t rekwire disection ov cats. I wud hab refused, liek deebee. Wen dey wanted meh to put teh froggie ina jar an kill it, I sed “nope, I won’t do it. U hafta gib meh nudder assignment.” Dey did.
I nawt a vet (or tech or robiks stuctur) or a doctor or nuffin dat I need moar anatomy den I can lern frum a book or odder media. Deese kittehs waz gonna b killed ennyway *sigh* so mebee iz diffrent. But, IMO, we shuddn’t b killin a frog or udder creature fur ebery hi-skool student in teh country. Dats a lotta students, an a lotta creatures.
Iffs dey need moar advanced anatomy in collige, mebee dats diffrent, too. Dey also hab lotz ov grate models fur kidz to use, but *sigh again* dey r nawt as cheep as a live froggie.
Oh Romeow, Romeow – you ar so rite, Romeow!! Hi skooll kidz don’t need to bee cutting froggies up! Or enething at awl that wud need to bee killed. We MUST become civilized wun of these days.
teh wurm wuz teh gross wun…
ai acshully wantd to be a vet, but den ai gotted sik an kudnt afford teh skool.
Elfnugget did dis too, an sayvd a kitteh dat saym day!!! She naym him KB – karmic balance, an she got him awl helfee aftur she hadda dissect a kitteh. amayzin storee, wut a nyce laydee too!
We hasta take dem apart to lern hao to poot dem bak togedder. Iz nobull yoos uv mortal remayns. Spirit has fled to Brij, is ok!
We iz awl redee 4 awr cat scan naoh.
we iz not lazy, we iz expearmentig da new bed
Noe whut ai fink win ai see dis?
‘3 liddle kittehs, sleepin inna bed *mumbl mumbl mumbl* an teh udderwun sed
roll obber! roll obber!’
Mai “sumtymers”: letz mee show yu eet!
um, led’s see….
“Der werr 3 inna bed an teh liddl kitteh sed, *roll obber,roll obber*
So dey awl rolld obber an wun fehl owt
Der werr 2 inna bed an teh liddle kitteh sed………..”
den der’s dis wun: “3 liddle kittehs jummpin onna bed
1 fehl uff n bummd iz hed
Mamma kawld teh doktr n teh doktr sed
No mohr kittehs jummpin onna bed!!!!”
Dese kyootees dey jummpin too too mush an fawl sleep awn landign!
Mah gramma ewsed to no womun wiv 5 dotters. Dey all sleeps in saim bed. Mama wud say “roll over” whenebber dey had to, udderwais sumwun wud fall owt.
/nao we shal end teh yogee class wif teh corps posyshun.
Nao vizhualize a feeeld of cheezburgers seesuned wif catnip.
You are floooooooting.
Jeez, I gotz so much moar tanning to do! You gaiz are alreddi so dark!
U doan noe how menny tiems Iz said dat.
*sigh*
*mumbles, iffs I noo den, wat I no now…*
Dude! I totally was the one who came up with this caption for this picture! If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d go find the picture in the “i live for pix of cats with funny captions” group on Facebook and point out my comment. But alas, I’m lazy.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m not mad in the least. It was just a surprise to see it here!
Ai wunder how taht kind of thing happens? Well – they arr onlee human too! Ai’m shur they trai verree hard nawt to maek mistaktes. But they hav a reelee big job now!
Totally off topic… but did anyone save the link to that cartoon about how cats wake us up that was over —–> there for a while a couple months ago. I thought I had saved it, but I didn’t.
ai think this iz waht yoo arr lukking for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
ai think this iz wun of teh funniest things ever!!! Mai Florian waz juch liek this – except for the baseball bat. He wudn’t do that!
THANK YOU!!!!!
Iz awl OBER yootoob. Jus serch 4 wake up cat!
Skydiving. U r doin it rong.
Mebee dey r purrfecting dere bak flying skills? Iz a reel fing.
Buts, if dey r trying to do Formashun Skydibing (formerly Relatib Wurk),
dey r definitely
doin it rong.
Oh noes, fur burnz!
You sure they ain’t dead?
Kitteh in teh frunt gots teh “fare skin pakkidg” frum teh tannin salon. No moar den ate to tenn minnits in teh boof.
Be helthier to not tan an just embrays teh pail.
poor ded kittehs
U silly, dey nawt ded
i have dis piksur
hyooston, wi dehibernate when reach Mars.
kthxbai
Ur LOLcat printer toner iz runnin out of inkz!
I LOL’D
GREAT PIC
ZOMG!1!! IT’S THE MORGUE!!221!!!
people wonder why kids don’t know how to write or spell correctly, lol, but seriously, are those cats dead or drugged?