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uv rays not dangerros…
Ai luvs tha yoo vee ways!
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looks like the bulb’s burnt out on the closest UV bed.
Blarhg! Ai am ded! Me too! Me three!
I tink Rev. Jim Jones put sumtin in teh kitteh’z milk.
Pore kittehz.
yessir, de kittehs drank de koolaid
dey aren’t ded, dey are tempurr rarily discombobulated bye eech over’s kyoot.
dey are building up tehre mewnitee to kyoot.
oh, is dat it? I allwus wunderd how kewt lil kittehs managed to ‘void slortin themsellvs.
uh, dat’s ’splortin’ themselvs. ov corse.
such doorable wiite kitteh - ware I ken get onea dese qutees? I noes - I go catnap dis one-k!?
Mebbee deez guyz is catnappin eech uvver!!
glad u unnerstan my comment n laf! Looks like I getz teh minus cheezebergers fom someones….tis a weally crewel world awt dere-tink I go way fur while
To see hao troolee wunderful Ambercat’s comment iz, pleeze to go to the following:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/08/blargh-i-am-ded/#comments
sum objects closer than dey appeer…
Noe, kittehs! Teh UV Rayz be danjeruss!
Umm, did I jus kontradic mai fren LBeeeze?
Purrhaps kittehs r not subjek to teh saym lawz ov naychur as hyoomans…
onlee dis partikular tanning salon not in danjerrz of uv rays : )
Sadlee is troo….
White kitties are eggspecially sensitibe to UV rayz. They often develop skin cancer on their noses and ear tips. Keep dem white kittehs inside!!!
Keep all kittehs inside, but other colors not as sensitibe to UV.
Kitteh nose skin cancer: nawt so grate, akshully…
mafiakitteh hit successful-
da capo al fine
It wil suun B swimsoot seezun agin. Gotsta luk gud!
It was a wonderful day at the beach, except there was no water, no sand, and no sunshine.
By the way, Merry Orthodox Christmas to all our Orthodox friends who celebrate Christmas on January 7: Greek, Russian, Coptic, Syrian, Ethiopian (we’re lucky - we get to celebrate Christmas on Dec 25 AND Jan 7!)
merry orthodox Christmas, to you! and Hppay Trhee Kingz day to thoze who selebrate dat todya and teh Epiphany to thoz folkses.
Mewy Christmas adn Happy Howlidays!
An dont fogett Carnival seezun in New Orleans, Brazil, Venice, an ennyware else that celebrates it!
dont to be fergettin Mobile, AL, which has teh Mardi Gras older tahn teh N’Awlins Mradi Gras (i has libbed in bof places)
Yesh, India tuu! Goa staet wuz Portuguese colony fer bowt 400 eers, and haz menny Lusitanian an Catholic tradishuns — siesta (berry importint!!!), fado, byootiful liddl cherchez wif naemz like Nossa Senhora de Boa Viagem, Indian/mestizo peepz wif naems lyk Figuereido awr Da Cunha, Indians dat speekz teh Portuguese, an teh lokal langwaj sumtiemz spelled in Roman karakterz wif teh Portuguese foneticks (”x” pronownsed liek “sh”, sylent “m” at end ub werdz, etc). An, ub cors, teh Carnival!
http://www.goahub.com/goa/culture/goa_carnivals.html
Ai plannin oanly las nite tu go fer Carnival wif sum frenz!
Wowzers, nao B! has lernded sumpin! Dats so kewl!!!!
Wif berry karpul tyming an a welleness 2 klame cereal conberzons, one cud streng 2geber West crissymus, Kewanze an East crissimus 4 a berry berry looong holeydeh. Spishilly ip u fill de kracs wit Hanukkah (deep ending ohn de yere).
wunder if it be possubul to link Merikun Thanksgibing+Ramadan+Advent and/orHanukkah+West Christmas+Kwanzaa+EastChristmas/KingsDayEpiphanies? Haf to luk at teh calendar…
Ramadan be problem, since it based on lunar calendar, so it move all around da year.
Before FDR moveded Tanksgibing up a week, Advent wood start da Sunday after Tanksgibing.
advent always starts sunday closest to Nov 30
Thanksgibin always third thursday
i fink thanksgiving has the fourth Thursday of November?
ooh you are right Mary
Cookie’s human. Tiem fur sum edumacashun pleeze. Wud yoo bee so kind as to tell us what iz nermallee dun awn 7 January? And do yoo then hav a 12 dayz ov Krissmas following taht?
Sorree - ai know ai shud know this, but alas, ai doo nawt.
To JanetCanHas4Kittens -
The Orthodox Churches (Greek, Russian, Coptic (which are Egyptian Christians), Syrian, Ethiopian, etc) traditionally celebrate Christmas on January 7, as they follow the older calendars, not the one that was changed by Roman Catholic Pope Gregory several centuries ago, which moved Christmas to Dec 25 (which is why we call it the Gregorian calendar). Some Orthodox churches in the US celebrate on Dec 25, but the more traditional ones keep Jan 7.
The night before Christmas, we have a 4 hour long Mass (!!!!!!!!!) (I just got home from it). In the Coptic Church, we’ve been fasting for 6 weeks (no meat or poultry, no dairy products), so now we can eat normally until Lent begins (a longer, harder fast!!!!!) (We’re the TOUGH church!). Most people in Orthodox churches celebrate both Christmases and both Easters (Orthodox Easter is almost always on a different date than Western Easter).
In 2 weeks we celebrate Epiphany (Jan 20)
My kittehs enjoyed a Christmas snack just now, just as they enjoyed a can of real tuna Dec 25. And just as I attended my friends Christmas parties for Dec 25 Christmas, our friends are coming over in a few days to have a Coptic Christmas dinner with us! Cheez friends invited; bring the kittehs!
Thank yoo, Cookie’s human. Moast enlightening!! Mooving rite along - do yoo have enething speshul taht yoo have fur a Coptic Christmas dinner? doo you have a Coptic Christmas tree? doo you have to be Ejipshun oar Ejipshun extrakshun to bee Coptic.
teh Services sound long, but ai will bet they are verree prettee. Ai am nawt Catholic, but how ai luv(ed) to go to teh beeg important serivces. Yoo havn’t reelee seen St. Marks in Venice until yoo hav gone to an akshual service there. An the Easter Service in the Cathedral in Salzburg cannawt be beet.
To JanetCanHas4Kittehs - Merry Coptic Christmas! We have a Christma tree that has been up since a week or more before dec 25 Christmas. Will have our Coptic Christmas party this saturday for our friends, as we were fasting until last night’s Liturgy, and everyone is working during the week, so we roll out the Egyptian dinner on Saturday.
U don’t have to be Egyptian (I iz not - but I be married to one) to be in Coptic Church - but the service is in mostly in Arabic, some part in Coptic (ancient Egyptian language) and part in English. Still, I love the art (icons) and history of church. I goes to Egypt every year, and visit the kittehs there (Cats remember that long ago, they used to be worshipped as gods in Egypt. I likes to remind my husband that long ago, his ancestors worshipped the ancestors of our kittehs).
Dat so berree kewl!!! Aye rememer derz an old chruch in Etheeyopeeyeah dat mite has da grayl in it.
Relijus histuree waaay moar impoartint an intrestin dan just playn relijun.
On La Brea in LA is akshool Etheeyopeeyan restrants! Mos peepull joke abowt dem, but dey gots nummy foods!
Merry Coptic Christmas, CH!
Nawt to b (too) pickee, but wasn’t it teh Ark of Teh Covenant, Nawt teh Grail (check wiv sangrail!)
Wunderfull wallpayntings 2.
But menny thanks to JCH4K 4 asking and CH 4 ansering. Very edumacashonal.
Happy (Copacetic) Coptic Christmas 2 awl.
Kittehs no lik da skritchy sand, gettin wet, oar soopah hawt sun. dis perfek day at beech 4 kittehs!!!
Someone’s puttin kittehs into comas!
sadleh, kitteh diskovered there lies a sinister trooth in teh awl too perfekt behayfure of teh female rezidents in this kwaint lil connektikut town.
Stepfurd Kittehz!
hey, eye reprusent taht remark ;o )
ratz, didit agin- tahts sposed to go under teh pittypat’s coment bout the female resdentzof CT town, cuz i libs in CT.
i am not stepford wife- but i wood say dat eben if i wuz, wooden eye?
LOL!
Orijunl moovee much funnee: I thot we were frayenz! I thot we were frayenz!
Noo moovee funnee too: Do see Do! Do see Do!
I glad hubby nawt want stepfurd wife. I suk at dat!
giglol-dudn’t madder if my hubby wanted a stepfud wife or nawt- hee didn’t get wun!
Teh oranj ones did it!
Reminds me of moveh, “Scanners”
No, kittehs! U getz da mela-mallo-da bad mohlz! Do not want!
kittehs can haz sonskreen?
Ess pee eff fifteen ur haiur, kthxbai.
15?!!!? Aye R whyt liek close by kitteh, me an hubbee yooz da 50 spif! Finlee fownd wun dat wurks dis yeer, yay. Yooshzoolee still burn wif moast kinza 35 - 50 spfs…
(We got sunburned in London - in December…. we palefaysis….)
I feelz ur payne, Onceajinx.
Wen I waz in grade skool, teh teecher wud send meh to teh nurse, cuz she frot I waz sick. I go to nurse, nurse taek temp, ask how I feelz, I sai fine, she sai lie down fur 15 minits, an go bak to class.
We libed ona laek in MN, so in teh summer, I waz on, or in, teh water awl dai. We onwee used sun skween fur teh furst week until we gets ur furst “gud burn” den nawt again teh hole summer.
Nao, I go to teh derma…durmatol…teh skin doctor an dey habs to freeze an cut stuff. I no complain cuz I doan hab “teh C wurd.” I hab to go ebery 6 munffs.
I can has moar pigment? No, I no can has
DOAN B STOOPY - WARE SUNSKWEEN!
Me toos! I don’t ware white because if I does, peepls axe me if i is feelin allrites. Maybe that’s why I nebber got married.
A fren and I once went to gives blud in teh school jimnaysyum. We was finished, and in teh canteen nommin cookies and drinkin joose. Then I looked up and seed a nerse walking toward me from way over on teh other side of teh jim. She wasn’t even a canteen nerse, but she commed over to me and axed all consernedly if I needed to lie down. “No, thx, I is ok.” “Oh, u looked so payle I though u was gonna faynt!” “Um, this is mah reggaler culler.”
As soon as teh vigilanty nerse gots back over to her side of teh jim, teh fren I was wif passed out cold.
Hyburnatein kittehs land on Io soon.
I sawwy, but I kint doo dat, Dave.
um, dat nawt teh rite plase… it wuld burn up teh kitteh wif da radiashuns an teh volcanoooes an teh sulfur— kittehs fynd bettr star gazin plase.
upon hiz arrival in the ER, teh brave dr tinycat was appawled at extent of suffering of teh misterius stomak virus in ingerland
Ebree wintar, tineeIngerlind has da ickee virus. Aye wuz skeered Aye wood ketch it wen we wuz last der, but wuz warm wintar dat yeer….
Mebee iz relaytid to mad cow? R jus so kold dat ebreewun iz neerby inside? Iz misteree…